♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {OCs & Misc.}

Geez, let's just have the agarthans drop their javelins of light on the Cherith manor already xD

Desai: Come on, you gotta sacrifice your life! I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do!
Searc: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of this family?
Desai: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of this family.

Agnar, while being tackled by a police dog: What’s his name?

Philomel: Neason, I don’t know what’s so interesting on your phone, but this is an important meeting and you need to concentrate.
Julius, the one that’s been sending Neason memes non-stop throughout the whole meeting: Yeah Neason, grow up.

Callan: Is it weird that I-
Searc: Yes.
Callan: You didn't let me finish.
Searc: Everything you do is weird.

Fion: What are you doing right now?
Agnar: Helping Jason look for his bag of M&Ms that I ate an hour ago.

Julius: Should we text Searc?
Neason: No don't. Just ignore him. It's better to ask forgiveness than permission, right?
Rekka: What if he's worried?
Neason: All right, fine. Text him, "We're fine. Text you later. Don't worry, we're fine."
Quincy: "We're fine" twice?
Neason: It's more reassuring!
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Searc: They texted "we're fine" twice.
Searc: That means they're not fine.

Callan: I have the urge to do something stupid.
Luca, under his breath: So if I was something stupid, would you do me?
Everyone:
Luca: Uh, I mean... you must want to... do yourself... because you... sure are something stupid.
Agnar: That was smooth as sandpaper.

Searc just can't deal with this whole feelings stuff

Searc: I need to get laid. To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend.

Searc: You guys are idiots, did you know that?
Callan: In my defense, I actually do know that.

Neason: It’s not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You’ve got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Searc: My parents might have raised an emotionally vacant child with massive insecurities, but they did not raise a quitter.

Luca: Happy birthday, Rieka! I’m your gift!
Rieka, whispering to Agnar: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep him?

Larissa: Small talk is for losers, rate your current level of existential dread from 1-10.

Fion: I would do open-heart surgery on myself for this cat.
Agnar: Literally no one is asking for that, stay safe.

Silke: I have been informed that running through camp shouting "WHO'S UP FOR A FIGHT" doesn’t technically qualify as a briefing.

Alastair: Is it odd that my cat looks tougher than me?

Estelle: Why are you in the fridge?
Vincent: We're making a cake.
Neason: The recipe said to chill in the fridge for an hour.

Alastair: It was a mass text. I’m sorry.
Luca: Do you usually send “hey sexy” as a mass text?
Alastair: Occasionally.

Callan: Luca seems to have an unfortunate attraction to violent people.
Imrie: They were far less violent before they met him.

Larissa: You need a hobby.
Ambrose: I have a hobby!
Larissa: Hitting Tahvo isn’t a hobby.

Ambrose: Why be the team dad when you can be the team fun uncle? I’ve never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle.

Schuyler: Can anyone give me an example of a mistake?
Jason: *raises hand*
Nereus: That’s a very good example.

Hopefully whoever he gets a crush on can deal with it xD

And yeah, they work incredibly well most of the time. Love how sometimes we decide that some of these things are canon, like Philomel adopting Searc, or Neason setting everything on fire xD

Philomel: What's your best way of coping?
Neason: Isolating myself and pushing people away.
Philomel: ...That's your best way?
Neason: That's my only way.

Searc: If I do not go to the doctor I do not have anything wrong with me.
Julius: Just go to the freaking doctor, you look like you’ve crawled through hell.

Neason: I love hearing Searc shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

*at McDonald's*
Rekka: *happily eating*
Callan: You know that song "Old MacDonald Had A Farm?"
Rekka: Yeah?
Callan: You ever wonder where the farm went?
Rekka: *no longer happily eating*

Fion: What do we say when making bread?
Luca, glumly: That’s the dough rising.
Fion: And what do we NOT say?
Larissa, sadly: That’s the yeast ****ing.

Luca: If you’re gonna invite someone over to “watch a movie,” make sure the movie isn’t a good one.
Luca: Alastair came over and I put on a movie and guess what we did? Sat on the couch and watched the entire thing because it’s a great movie.
Luca: Guess what we DIDN’T do

Larissa: What did Frosty the Snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die?
Searc: Isn't that all anyone ever does, really?

Amatus: I know what you’re up to.
Neason: Really? Because I barely know.

Ambrose: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Rieka: I almost died.
Ambrose: That… was my favorite memory.