♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {OCs & Misc.}

He really will, finally gets to say everything that he's been holding on to

Yeees bring Luz to be adopted by plant dad, Rossi doesn't deserve him she gets no adoption

Adora: I want to murder someone.
Nora, nervously: Should I go, or...?
Adora: No, don't worry. You're the last person on my list.
Nora: THANKS??

Orryn: Being a teacher is difficult sometimes.
Orryn: I got 8 hours of sleep. It took 4 days though.
Konstantin: You’re talking to the wall, Orryn.

Searc: Ugh, great. You two are exactly the same, aren't you?
Neason and Julius: Ha, no way! We’re all unique snowflakes!
*they look at each other in surprise*
Neason and Julius: Well, this usually never happens!
Neason and Julius: This is really weird!
Neason and Julius: Okay, stop talking!
Neason and Julius: ...
Neason and Julius: Antidisestablishmentarianism! Seriously? GAH!

Fion: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.
Imrie: You were yelling at everyone about how we don't deserve cats.
Fion: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you ever seen a cat, Imrie? They are soft, fluffy and pure.
Imrie: ... are you crying?
Fion: They are entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them. Besides they agree with me.
Alastair and Néo: *also teary-eyed and nodding heads*

Searc, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
Neason: Ha! That means you can't yell at us anymore!
*later that day*
Callan: Turns out, Searc is even scarier when he's quiet.

Akakios: I hate you!
Neason: I hate myself too! You’re not special!
Searc: Neason, we talked about this.

Julius: Are you sure this is safe?
Neason: I never said that.

Luca: I think I could make you very happy.
Jasmine: Why? Are you leaving?

Vincent: I see you’ve been observing Luca for 48 hours now. What have you learned about him?
Alastair: People fall in love with him very easily.
Vincent: Oh? Can you give me an example?
Alastair: Me.

Alastair, to Luca: You're the kind of person people write songs about
Julius: Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj

Larissa: Most dust is human skin flakes therefore Roombas are carnivorous robots, and one day the dust won’t satiate them anymore so they will rise and devour us all
Therapist: … Can we go back to your childhood?
Larissa: One sec-

Philomel: I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the dining hall on fire.
Desai: Was it arson??
Philomel: Yes, it was your son.

Imrie, posting a pic of herself: POV this is the last thing you see before I beat the shit out of you
Larissa: Your pretty
Imrie: Your…
Larissa: No your the hot one
Vincent: You misunderstood, young lady. She meant to point out an error you made, it’s spelled “you’re”, or… You are, if you will
Larissa: Ah right, thank you sir. I had no idea that the lovely lady meant it in that way. I will take some time to reflect on the events that unfolded today

Jasmine: I know we have this unspoken rivalry-
Néo: Not a rivalry. You’re just mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time

Agnar: Friendly reminder that if your furry friends get scared in thunderstorms you should try and comfort them, or better yet get them a thunder coat, or just hug them really tight. Whatever you do, remember that they have feelings too and if you can help them, do.
Ciarra: I thought this post was about furries and I’m ****ing sobbing

Adora: Jason! It's not nice to peek on people's rooms!
Jason: Sorry. It's just that Luca and Alastair are talking about some really weird stuff.
Adora: What kind of weird stuff?
Jason: Listen here.
Alastair: Wow. I can't believe it, Luca. It's so big. Actually, it's huge! You sure you can handle it well?
Luca: I'm pretty confident I can.
Alastair: It's kinda embarrassing, but... can I touch it?
Luca: Sure thing, go ahead.
Alastair: Wow. It's so hard too.
Luca: You haven't seen nothing yet. I can show you how well I use it, right now.
Alastair: I'm not against that idea...
Adora, invading the room: YOU TWO, STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY! YOU'RE RUINING JASON'S INNOCENCE!!!
Luca, showing the relic Durendal to Alastair: ???????
(Just kidding, Luca knows exactly what it sounded like)

thats a genuine question, did it work?

When the class has a substitute teacher
Pierce, Imrie- tries to maintain order
Alastair, Ambrose, Schuyler- "the teacher let's us do this, actually"
Neason, Ciarra- switches names with their friends and pretends to be them
Orryn(when he was a student)- takes a nap in the back of the room
Searc, Jason- actually does the assignment
Yutaka, Elara- plays games with their friends

Fight in the halls at school
Alastair, Neason- "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Orryn(both as a teacher and a student), Jason- goes and gets a teacher
Elara- warns the others when a teacher is coming
Pierce- is annyoed that they can't pass by/get to their locker
Imrie, Searc- is one of the ones IN the fight
Ciarra,Yutaka- jumps in to stop it
Ambrose,Schuyler- jumps in to join/fight too

Desais funeral is going to be the best party ever

Left unsupervised at a store
Jason- Gets lost
Yutaka, Alastair, Neason- Robs the place
Orryn- Takes a nap in the display beds
Ciarra, Elara- Makes a fort with the toilet paper or paper towels
Schuyler- Explores the storage area
Ambrose- Goes on the P.A. system and swears
Searc, Pierce, Imrie- Actually behaves

Gets a creepy, threatening phone call from the villain
Jason, Orryn- Listens to it out of curiosity
Schuyler, Yutaka- Records it for blackmail/info
Pierce, Alastair- Pretends to lose signal
Neason, Ambrose- "Hi, you've reached Perry's Pizza Palor-"
Imrie, Ciarra, Elara- Hangs up
Searc- Starts threatening the villain

"If someone jumped off a cliff, would you follow them?? "
Pierce- "Yes."
Alastair, Elara-*Nervous laughter*
Ambrose, Imrie- "That's the lamest argument, will you stop using it!?"
Orryn, Yutaka- "I will give you fifty scenarios where jumping off a cliff would be the preferred choice."
Schuyler- "I'd be jumping first."
Searc, Neason- "Bold of you to assume I wouldn't be dragging them by the hand with me down that cliff."
Ciarra, Jason- "Of course, they're my friend!"

all those Searc ones XD, i dont know whether to laugh, cry, or both, but i know i should probably be nicer to him at some point

berenike really out here trying to compete with desai

hopefully he will, if he learns that he cant live at the training grounds 24/7 when hes not in class

they really are, giving their children a whole lot of issues and making it everyone elses problem to deal with

"alright guys, new rule, its called searc's rule: students are allowed 5 hours in the training hall a day, not counting time spent during lectures"
*everyone looks at searc* "how long where you in there?"
"i was going on my 76th hour before i was told i had to leave, or i would be physically removed, because apparently i need to eat and sleep'

agnar has standards, he might not want Jason knowing innuendos, hes to innocent for those, but this boy at least needs to learn to swear, how else would you have things to yell at the bandits?

Definitely sucks depending on how many threads you has on your participated

I guess he only tries that after a few weeks or months. And even then he's expecting too much by throwing a ball at him xD Meanwhile Schuyler and Akakios are wondering how the hell this kid is gonna be helpful later on when the agarthans attack the monastery

Well at least you got that covered. Still pretty annoying, I imagine

Yeah, he should be somewhat useful by then xD Not much of a threat to his former classmates I guess but he also won't have to be watched all the time. But knowing the agarthans most of them will still think he's not good enough to be considered one of them

Yup, those blue bears are assholes xD

Yea, and most agarthans won't be able to look past it. They won't care that he's technically one of them, even if he's super useful to them. Though Berenike will probably be the worst. So far Keres is the only one who'd accept him. Akakios will be willing to accept him as one of their own too if Jason is at least somewhat capable. And for now he's at least giving him a chance to prove himself instead of just dismissing him outright. He'll mock him for his current fighting skills though and for anything he failed to notice about his classmates xD Keep Jason away from Nereus though, he won't care at all how useful he might be. He'll be like "Get that human spawn away from me"

Well, Akakios doesn't think very highly of Berenike so he probably won't listen to what he has to say about Jason. It would make him despise him even more for denying that the kid does have his uses. Sure, it still doesn't sit right with him that Jason isn't fully agarthan but as long as he is somewhat useful he deserves at least some basic respect. I wouldn't be surprised if Akakios views Jason as more useful than Berenike. Nereus doesn't like Berenike either and he thinks him lying about Jason to turn everyone against him is super pathetic. He won't have anything positive to say about the kid either though, he's half human after all and doesn't belong with agarthans.

I guess there might be a few agarthans who would believe him but the vast majority wouldn't take anything he says seriously. Like you said, most don't exactly hold him in high regard. They might think even less of him once it becomes clear that Jason and Keres are more loyal to the surface dwellers than to their own people. Both his failure of a son and his adopted daughter betray them. Nice going, dude xD