♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {OCs & Misc.}

Searc: my undead corpse
Hitman:
Searc: just kidding I'm not dead that's why I hired you
Hitman:

Searc: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Neason: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole place smell like bacon.
Tahvo: That's true. But it also smells like fire and panic.

Searc: That's pretty stupid, even by your standards.
Neason: Thank you.

Ciarra: I smell burning. Is Neason roasting corn on the radiator again?

Searc: You doing okay? You scared?
Neason: I’m scared you won’t let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flame.
Searc: You’re right, I will not let you do that.

Luca: hey… this line here means you think people who read your palms are really hot

Larissa: Normally, I'm a pacifist, but today, I'll be passin' fists.
Alastair: Lucky for us, I just happen to own this homemade Luca doll... which I keep around for totally legitimate, definitely non-creepy reasons.

Tahvo: I order you to spill your internal organs, right now!
Captured cultist: WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU?!
Ciarra: Uh, I think what he's trying to say is "spill your guts".
Néo: Salad first, pudding later. You want to grow up big and strong like me, don't you?
Luz: No, I wanna stay little and eat pudding all the time!

Jasmine, watching Néo talking to himself: Look guys, Néo's arguing with his imaginary boyfriend again.
Alastair: I have one of those too. I call him Luca.

Glad to hear it, Ember but yeah, I can only imagine how scary things must be right now. Can't help being worried about you guys. I hope you all can still stay strong through all of this. As for things here, not much to say or do right now. I'm only worried about the next election, haha...

But yay, we're gonna get to see your teams soon xD Speaking of teams, I also started working on some for my Engage idiots. So far I'm done with Zinara and Javor. And I thought I didn't want to do this after giving my Three Houses idiots teams. Already lots of teams I had to make and now I want to do this to myself for even more characters? Oh well

Honestly, at this point the Deer should just tie him up xD Neason is too much of a disaster to let him do anything at all. As for our Agarthans, hell yeah. Akakios may not be the type to make puns (or if he does then not very often) but for Schyuler he'll make an exception

Sounds good! I keep hearing (well, reading) about that a lot lately and I fully agree. Invest in some self defense stuff. Maybe take some self defense classes if possible and yeah, get some stuff like pepper spray too. Because yea, it might be necessary. And thanks, Ember. I hope so too. Sure, we have no Trump here and that's something I guess but there are some parties to be worried about and unfortunately lots of people are very likely to vote for those

Oh, oops xD Oh well, at least she's getting a team now. And aww, Kerah and his applin. Yup, totally a platonic gift from his friendly friend Ajax. Nothing romantic at all

Yup! And the Battle of the Eagle and the Lion will be one hell of an experience for everyone. And yup, Akakios would definitely make an exception to this for the sole purpose of mocking the poor guy

Yeah, I think I know what comments you're talking about. Man, this stuff is sickening. So yes, looking into anything that helps you protect yourself would be smart. It's awful that it's even necessary though

Bonus points if both applin always give Ajax a knowing look whenever the tiny dragon insists that this is all purely platonic or make applin-noises in a way that can only mean "yeah, right"

That battle will be legendary. Forget any impressive victories from previous years, whether it's the Mock Battle or the Battle of the Eagle and the Lion. Compared to this years stuff those are nothing. Sure, other classes have won in amazing ways too but no one won with chaos. And yeah, no one could ever take Schuyler seriously again, least of all Akakios. Not sure about who takes Schyuler's arm, it really might have been Neason. Or was it Néo? Because he hates Schyuler since the Agarthan mocked him for having potentially killed his own family (you know, the whole demonic beasts in those villages stuff). Either way, super embarrassing. Losing your arm to a chaotic Deer or to the feral rabbit boy. I do know that Neason gets to kill Nereus though

Hope so too. Can't be easy finding a silver lining in times like this but it's better to try and look for one instead of having no such hope at all. And hey, that's somewhat good news. Sounds too good to be true but man it really would be nice. It's where he belongs

Yea xD Can't even fool their Pokémon. Heck, even Pokémon like Numel, Slowpoke or Dunsparce wouldn't believe Ajax

At least he's become a better leader since the Mock Battle by then. And his housemates have gotten pretty strong too. So the other two houses won't have to bee too ashamed. And yea, it probably really was Néo xD I think I even said he'd rip Schyuler's arm off in his beastform. Ouch, that's gotta hurt. And makes it even more embarrassing for him. Say goodbye to any good reputation you had, man