♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {OCs & Misc.}

XD, just extra of everything, cause twice as much makes you extra happy

yep!! its a happy meal with extra happy after all, theyd need a sad meal with extra sad for the trauma

come on Luca, you look pretty flammable is such a great compliment

ambrose would want to buy a carousel, and if the wolfskin find themselves stuck on it, as it is running on high speeds, he knows nothing about that

now you see, when the dm does that, you just light the pool on fire, thus neutralizing the threat
most of the things ive done in the campaign i have my druid in, if we encounter a problem i just light it on fire, like this last session where these racist dwarves wanted to kill us, i rolled 26 in arcana to use magical fire to set them on fire, killed the council and the guards in the room to where they are just piles of ash and metal is hot to the touch, impressed the villian who asked for my name which i said "george clooney"

First one makes me think of a scen from bunkd that went
"You know Xander once got lost in our driveway. It's a circle"

Poor Jason, his skeleton is hatching and he threw away the nothing he had

Ambrose would lick him in a cage simply cause he growled, or would put a muzzle on him

Yup, it's perfect for them! xD But hey, it might be more than just 60 seconds if Jason asked Luca beforehand. Not that Jason would actually know what he's talking about xD

On a boat
Akakios, Julius - Throwing up
Vincent, Agnar - Fishing
Natalie - Vlogging
Larissa - Thrown overboard
Tahvo - Running around the deck
Callan, Néo, Jasmine, Nora - Playing pirates
Nereus - Complaining to the captain
Konstantin - The captain

At parties
Larissa, Tahvo, Jasmine, Nereus - Plays every drinking game
Nora - Making out with someone's gf
Julius, Callan - Already wasted by 9
Vincent, Natalie, Konstantin - Taking care of the drunk
Akakios - Selling weed and/or smoking weed
Agnar, Néo - Trying to kidnap the pets

Their phone rings and they see it's a scam call
Callan, Natalie - Ignores the call and lets the phone ring
Tahvo - Hits the reject button
Vincent - Answers the phone and asks the scammer to take them off of their list politely
Néo - Answers the phone just to call the scammer a bitch and hangs up
- Answers the phone and ends up believing the scam
Agnar, Konstantin, Nora - Argues with the scammer about how believable the scam is
Larissa, Julius - Screams as loudly as they can into the scammers ear and hangs up
Jasmine - Is recording the entire thing for their scambaiting Youtube channel and trolls them
Akakios, Nereus - Is the scammer




Searc: Can you tuck me in?
Philomel: You just handed me a shovel?…
Searc: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as possible.

Rekka: Nothing in life is free.
Estelle: Love is free.
Callan: Knowledge is free.
Tahvo: Friendship is free.
Julius: Self-respect is free.
Quincy: Everything’s free if you don’t pay for it.
The Squad: …
Ciarra: Quincy, that’s illegal-
Rekka: No, let him finish!

Searc: I'm the serious one with the voice that makes the fangirls swoon.
Neason: I'm the cute, hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep!

Jason: Yeah, physically I’m weak but emotionally I’m weaker.

Fion: I need something straight to line this up against...
Agnar: I'll help!
Juris: Fion asked for something straight, Agnar.

Silke, to Larissa: Tonight, you, Searc, and I at the knights' hall.
Larissa: Oh, fun, a three-way.
Searc: …I already regret this.

How foolish of you xD But it's Philomel, so not blaming you for thinking it was going to be wholesome

And poor Jason, the only one to believe the scam. Not surprising though, it's Jason after all xD

Yea, it's probably during one of those times

Jason should be grateful to have three students looking out for him xD Two of his classmates and his sister whenever the Lions aren't available. Maybe Julius/Akakios will have some moments as well but definitely not as much as the others

We can totally do that xD Wouldn't be the first time we learned a new fact about a character or discovered a dynamic we want some characters to have. And of course we can have them say these kind of things, only slightly reworded xD

had to do some stuff with the trio

Agnar: Where are my ****ing keys?
Juris: Agnar, Jason is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Agnar: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my ****ING KEYS?!

Jason: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Agnar: Do not do that.
Jason: You won’t even notice!
Juris, entering: Jason, you wanted to see me again?
Jason: Agnar's single
Agnar:

Agnar: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Juris: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Agnar: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Jason: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

Agnar: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Juris: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Jason, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Agnar: You're a bad influence.
Juris: And you don't know your sayings.

Juris: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Agnar: Spartacus.
Juris, yelling to Jason: TRY SPARTACUS!
Jason, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Agnar:
Juris: What's your favorite number?

Juris: So, Jason is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Agnar: Why?
Juris: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Jason, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Jason: H-how do you ask someone out?
Agnar: Well, first-
Juris: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Jason: ...And you said yes?

Jason: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Juris: A motor- a motorcycle?
Jason: Oh sorry, a murder.
Agnar: That escalated quickly.

Juris, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Jason: Moose Tracks is good!
Agnar: What the **** is that!?
Jason: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Agnar: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Juris and Jason: what?
Agnar: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Juris: You done now?
Agnar: Yeah ok.
Juris and Jason: ...
Agnar: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

Jason: What are you writing?
Juris: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Agnar, looking over Juris's shoulder: This just says '**** around and find out' in calligraphy.

Jason: But who gets which pencil?
Agnar: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Juris gets the broken one and you don't get one because **** you.

Agnar: Hey, what are you reading?
Juris: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
Agnar: Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Jason: So it’s just a Notebook?
Juris: It’s just a Notebook.

They are still learning how to protect him, they will have a few bumps

Omg I love these XD, Juris would be the type to get graphite in his leg

she doesnt approve of the house being burned down

alastair skips classes to find the cat

Philomel: Searc, where do you wanna go for your birthday?
Searc: The afterlife.
Philomel:
Searc: Or the coffin shop nearby, that's fine too.

Neason: That wasn't an easy test…
Julius: It certainly wasn't.
Julius: Say, Neason, what did you fill in at question 14?
Neason: Just left it blank. You?
Julius: I also left it blank.
Neason: Oh no… the professor's gonna think we're cheating…
Julius: Crap!

Searc: Roses are red, I don’t know why,
Searc: I hate my life, I wanna die.

Larissa: Hmmm, let’s see, which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today?

Luca, doing his homework: Ugh, why is this so hard?
Juris: You know what else is hard?
Luca, smirking: What?
Juris: The book I’m going to hit you with if you don’t shut up!

Konstantin: What did you get Fion for his birthday?
Imrie: I got him a cat.
Juris: Really? Me too.
Rieka: I also got him a cat.
Pierce: Looks like we had the same idea.
Larissa: Guess I wasn't the only one.
Agnar: Luca, please don't say you got him a cat too!
Luca: I got him a cat!
Konstantin: ...did you also get him a cat?
Jason: I'm sorry! I thought I was the only one!
*later*
Fion, in his room surrounded by nine kittens: This is the best birthday ever.

Agnar: Why am I even considering putting up with you?
Luca: Because I'm so immensely charming!
Agnar: … No, that's definitely not it.

Jasmine: Hey, Néo, how are your friends?
Néo: Huh? I don't have friends.
Jasmine: I know, just reminding you.
Néo:
Néo: Hey, Jasmine…how are your parents?

Agnar: This is my partner, Luca.
Ciarra: In a work way or a relationship way?
Agnar:
Agnar: I should probably feel less unsure about this answer.

Néo: Wanna hear a joke?
Searc: ?
Néo: Your life.
Searc: 
Searc: My life is not a joke, Néo.
Searc: Jokes have meanings.

Estelle: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.
Luca: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

Callan, after first time meeting Megumi: Um, guys, don't you think Megumi is a bit mean?
Imrie: You'll get used to it.
Callan, after meeting Megumi for the 143th time: Megumi told me "go die in a ditch stupid midget" it could only mean she can't find her beaststone. Poor her. I should help.
Imrie:

Ambrose: Sure, I like some of the Shady Bois more than others, but I never let that affect how I treat them.
Tahvo: *comes in*
Ambrose: Tahvo! You're late, which doesn't surprise me 'cause you're a bad person.

Adora: Bye now, don't forget to eat the lunch I packed for you~!
Juris: Don't talk to strangers.
Agnar: If anything happens, just call and we'll come pick you up.
Adora: Don't get lost, be careful, okay?
Jason: I-I’m just going to the other room though-