♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {OCs & Misc.}

Characters using magic (where they currently stand)
Callan, Nora - Very skilled magic user
Agnar, Tahvo - Still learning but understanding
Vincent, Jasmine, Larissa, Konstantin - Can use/learn magic but isn't/won't be that good
Julius - Sucks at using magic
Néo - Physically can't use magic
Akakios - Too op

Decorating for Christmas
Nora, Julius - Decorates every inch of the house
Vincent, Jasmine, Konstantin, Callan, Tahvo - Festive enough to decorate nicely
Larissa, Agnar - Puts up a tree and calls it a day
Akakios - Begrudgingly puts up a decoration or two
Néo - "People decorate for Christmas?"
- Would rather die than decorate

Playing D&D
Konstantin - Is the DM
- Rules lawyer the whole time, slows down the game
Jasmine - Murder hobo, kills plot-important NPCs
Callan, Vincent, Nora, Agnar, Tahvo - Serious roleplayer, invested in story
Néo, Larissa - Trying to "win" D&D, constantly calls out other players' mistakes
Julius - Plays a bard, seduces everything in sight
Akakios - Plays evil character, constantly trying the betray to "be in character"
- Has no clue what's happening, only here for the free food



Ambrose: Knock, knock.
Jasmine: Who’s there?
Ambrose: Boo!
Jasmine: Boo who?
Ambrose: Why are you crying?
Jasmine: I’m not crying.
Ambrose Hello notcrying, I’m Ambrose.

Searc: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die.

Tahvo, as the squad sits around in formal attire for shits and giggles: So, now that we all look fancy, what do you guys wanna do?
Rekka: I feel like we should go out to a nice dinner, but I don’t wanna spend a lot of money.
Julius: We should go to the cheapest fast food place in the area and sit down and act like we’re pompous, rich people at a really fancy restaurant.
Tahvo:
Rekka:
*later, at Burger Stop…*
Julius: Oh ho ho, you must try the beef. It’s simply diVINE.
Rekka: Yes, yes, quite.
Tahvo: *sips cola from a wine glass*
Cashier, watching from across the room: What the hell…?

Neason, entering a bakery: Hi, we’re looking for our classmate. Male Kitsune? Excited about pretty much everything here?
Baker, pointing to a mugshot-like photo of Rekka on a bulletin board: You mean him?
Neason: Yeah! Wait, why do you have a photo? *squints at the words written along the bottom* What does that say on the…?
Baker: It says “do not feed.”
Neason: What??
Baker: “Do. Not. Feed.” You classmate was abusing our free samples policy. He hasn’t been in here since we posted the photo.
Callan: He’s been coming here without me?!
Quincy, pointing at another photo next to Rekka’s: What did that squire do?
Baker: Wants her crusts cut off.
Quincy: What’d he do?
Baker: He flirts with everything. Everything.
Quincy: What’d that church member do?
Baker: He’s really racist.
Quincy: What’d that little Taguel do?
Baker: He's just a jerk.

Adora: I love being a part of plays. The other day I was backstage and I heard somebody yell, “how am I supposed to focus on my lines while the Phantom of the Opera is doing the YMCA dance in the tech booth?!”
Grimm: One of the Phantom’s lesser-known hauntings.

Grimm: Whatcha watching?
Silke: Hockey.
Grimm: I didn’t know you liked hockey.
Silke: Oh, I love hockey. Except for those boring interludes where they skate around trying to hit the black thing.
Grimm: …You mean the puck?
Silke: FIGHT, YOU TIME-WASTING FIGURE SKATERS, FIGHT!!

Philomel.: Alright, class! Time to move out to the market!
Rekka: Woo! Market!
Quincy: I’m gonna steal everything that’s not nailed down!

Searc: Talking about your feelings is SO important. I won’t do it but u guys definitely should.

Ambrose: What are all these dead bodies doing here?
Agnar: Honestly? Not much.

Jasmine: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Ciarra: What? No, I—
Néo: *enters the room*
Jasmine: *clenches jaw*

Megumi and Jasmine: *physically fighting each other*
Hera: This isn’t what I meant by “express your feelings”!

Rieka: I'm tired of people saying "here's my go-to lazy meal" and then they start chopping an onion.
Fion: I'm so sorry but it's risotto and it does have chopped onion. In my defense, I keep a giant bag of pre-chopped onion in the freezer.
Agnar: Your lazy meal is risotto?? What's your lazy dessert, a soufflé?? Is your go-to quick read waiting for the bus the Poetic Edda in its original Old Norse?!?
Tahvo: Lazy meal: raw, uncooked steak straight out of the fridge.
Neason: Mine's a one-dollar pot pie. Cook it in the microwave.
Fion: Okay you two are getting food poisoning.

Imrie: This is Callan. Callan loves his personal space.
Imrie: This is Luca. Luca also loves Callan's personal space.

Larissa: It’s Valentine’s Day, and you’re all alone.
Luca: Oh, no no, don’t worry about me. The bars tonight are gonna be full of sad, neglected people looking for a little…understanding.
Larissa: I love that you can make any word filthy.

Larissa, Arisu and Tahvo: *taking a selfie together after dealing with yet another attack from racist bandits or cultists*
Tahvo: Wow, we all look bad in this.
Larissa: We’re trauma bonded now.

Luca, to Searc: Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now

Luca: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
Agnar: If you could rearrange the alphabet the first thing you would do is spell SEX and then laugh about it with Lara
Luca: …you know me so well

Néo, to Luca: You think you’re real smart. But you’re not smart; you’re dumb. Very dumb. But you’ve met your match in me!

Silke: signs you may be suffering from ‘being asleep’:
Silke: closed eyes
Silke: wearing pajamas
Silke: lack of interest in WRESTLING ME
Silke: saying “i’M TRYING TO SLEEP” when being told it’s WRESTLING TIME
Silke: being AWAKENED by a SURPRISE PILEDRIVER

Adora: You need to pull yourself together. You are coming off as distinctly paranoid.
Elara: Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy.

Imrie: What if we killed Ambrose?
Callan: How would that help?
Imrie: It would make me feel a lot better.
Callan: Huh. Good point.

Luca: Oh, come on! I didn't drink that much last night!
Agnar: You were flirting with Alastair.
Luca: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Agnar: You asked if he was single.
Agnar: And then cried when he said he wasn't.

Searc: Father, I came as soon as I heard! Is it true you're terribly ill?
Desai: You sound so hopeful.

Luca: How do you just eat when there’s a bunch of corpses laying there?
Agnar: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?

Rekka: I did that adult thing where you buy a giant cake and just eat it. I am eating an entire cake.
Rekka: Update - There is more cake than I imagined.
Rekka: I now see why my mom didn’t let me do this.

Luca: Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.
Néo: *screams*
Luca: Look, I’m not sure where to go with that.

Alastair: Can I tell him he looks nice?
Vincent: Sure.
Alastair: Can I tell him I miss him?
Vincent: Maybe, if he asks.
Alastair: Can I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our children and grand-children?
Vincent:
Vincent: I'd save that for the second date.

Megumi, about Elara: I'm sorry, can you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Orryn: Crying?

Luca: *finds a circle on the floor somewhere and sits in it*
Luca: Guys! Look! It's a pentagram!
Larissa: A pentagram has to have a star in it.
Luca: I am the star.

Jason: You are very kind.
Luca: Well, I have at least eighteen ulterior motives.

Rekka: Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
Callan: I would literally die for you. What do you need?
Rekka:
Rekka: Can you please stop starting your sentences that way?

Yutaka would probably be one of the villagers selling stuff, and be alot like redd and just have insane prices, but depending on what it is, would cut you a deal

"oh you want to buy that vase??? 15k bells!! but if you buy this matching picture, i'll lower it to 8k bells! sound good?"

Reactions to the (obviously NSFW) Anime Girl asking them to click
Searc, Imrie, Elara- Has AdBlock
Neason, Orryn, Schuyler, Pierce- Ignores it
Ciarra, Alastiar- Looks at the anime girl
Jason- Clicks on it not knowing it's NSFW
Ambrose, Yutaka- Clicks on it knowing exactly what it is

and scamming is such a harsh word, more like he-...yea no he scams

they probably just dont want to get accused of being racist by kicking out the scamming beastkin, but letting anna and her scam stand stay

Neason: Without Searc, I’d be lost.
Neason, yelling: Hey, Searc! Where am I?
Searc, down the hall: Kitchen.
Neason: Thanks!
Neason: See?!

Nora: I want to be more decisive.
Adora: About what?
Nora: I don’t know, there’s so many options.

Searc: There’s no test I can’t ace.
Julius: What about a psychological evaluation?
Searc: …there’s one test I can’t ace.

Callan during the first month: What if people think I'm stupid
Callan, a few months later: They all know I'm stupid but there's nothing they can do to stop me

*The Lions found a dog alone in town*
Fion: I think he looks like someone’s pet. Maybe we should put up posters.
Agnar: Yes, it should have a big picture of him and the words “Is this your dog? Not anymore.”

Elara: A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl.

Searc: Neason, you know the rules. No pyrotechnics without supervision.
Neason: I asked Julius.
Searc: That’s even worse.

Agnar: We all have our demons.
Agnar, pointing at Luca: This one’s mine.

Searc: Neason, what the hell were you thinking??!!
Neason: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

Searc, to Callan: Your heart’s in the right place but I don’t know where the hell your brain is.

Rekka: How am I even supposed to compliment someone?
Estelle: Just tell them something you wish someone would say to you.
Rekka: “You are unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day.”

Searc, about the Deer: Sometimes a family is just a large group of hazards to society.

*at dinner*
Agnar: Cauliflower looks like sliced brain.
Jason: ...
Agnar: I mean, if you sliced a brain, that’s what it would look like.
Jason: I don’t know what a sliced brain looks like.
Agnar: Looks like cauliflower.

low key making me want to have fire be apart of every plan neason ever makes

i love these XD

i love the searc/philomel one, im all for their father son bond


neason would set a fire to get the fire department to come faster, the bigger the emergency the more it matters, though he probably would set his friend on fire in the progress of setting a fire to lure the firefighters

Neason: trust me i know what im doing!!!
Julius, in the tree: do you!?!?!?

and yea, i generally hope we do the adoption thing, i know sussuru said they were okay with the idea