♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {OCs & Misc.}

Searc: Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom.
Quincy: See you get a full 8 hours of sleep.

Ciarra: You almost set me on fire!
Neason: But I didn’t.

Julius: Quincy, you're under arrest.
Quincy: Wait, what? Why?
Julius: For stealing Searc's heart.
Searc: Did you just hit on Quincy for me?
Julius: I'm tired of WAITING, Searc.

Quincy: I wanna propose to Searc and I want his father's blessing.
Philomel: OK, so talk to Searc's father.
Quincy: That's what I'm doing.

Agnar, to Luca: Do I touch myself when I think of you? Yea, touching my temples ‘cause you’re a headache.

Luca: So where you from? Heaven?
Fion: Yeah, I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, like that pickup line.

Silke: Be careful because onions can make you cry… UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST *karate chops the onion to no avail* Ow-

Alastair: Do cats understand what static shock is, or does my cat think I have a mildly painful defensive ability that I sometimes use on them for no reason?

Nora: What do you MEAN they don’t have gregorian chants at this karaoke bar? What kind of establishment is this?

Megumi: Hey, want to see a magic trick?
Jasmine: Sure.
Megumi: Poof, you're a little bitch.

Searc: Pros: you'll be the cute one.
Searc: Cons: holy shit, where do I begin—

Julius: I can’t believe everything went according to plan for once!
Neason: I didn’t even know we had a plan!
Searc: That’s probably why it worked.

Rekka: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Rekka is such a nice person, Rekka is so happy-go-lucky! Rekka can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Rekka CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Rekka IS be in a bad mood.

Searc: Man, repressing your feelings is great.

Ciarra: Wanna take a stab at being social?
Searc: I do like stabbing.

Searc: He told me his love language was physical touch so I swung on him.

Searc: Where are you guys? You were supposed to be home hours ago!
Julius: We’re at the hospital.
Searc: What? Oh my god, why? What happened?
Julius: Neason swallowed a watermelon seed.
Searc: So? It’s not like a plant is gonna grow in his stomach or anything.”
Julius: …
Julius: We’ll be home in ten minutes.

Adora: I've heard you have extremely high standards in men.
Nora: I do. They just need to be girls.

Vincent: Wow everyone here is so weird thank god I’m the only normal person here.

Imrie: Wait, you’re actually dating Alastair?
Luca: What, you didn’t think he’d be my type?
Imrie: I didn’t think he’d lower his standards.

Luca: This date is boring.
Juris: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the marketplace.
Luca: Then why did you invite me?
Juris: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

Estelle: What kind of music do you like?
Larissa: Imagine dragons.
Estelle: Oh, okay.
Larissa: Now imagine them playing banjos with their claws.

Jasmine, to Néo: Do you want me to get you a step stool so you can look into my eyes while you threaten me?

Neason: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Searc: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Neason: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements!?

Quincy: If you love something, let it go. I want it. It's mine now.

Neason: If anyone has any objections to my dangerous plan that will probably get us all killed, please raise your hand.
Searc: *Raises hand*
Julius: *Raises hand*
Tahvo: *Raises hand*
Neason: No one, okay great, let’s go!

Callan: You know how you worry about me?
Estelle: … Yes?
Callan, bleeding out: Well now you have a reason to.

Neason: If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision.

Tahvo: I think I've been stabbed.
Estelle: You've been stabbed?!
Tahvo: I sure hope so, otherwise I don't know where this knife in my stomach came from.
Searc: ... can I have it?

Luca: Be the hot sexy single that you want to see in the area.

Pierce: Why the heck is there blood everywhere?
Larissa: Well, you see, it's simple colour theory.

Luca: I’ll do whoever it takes for us to succeed in our mission.
Fion: Don’t you mean “whatever” it takes?
Luca: Yeah, I’ll do that too.

Pierce: *traps a wasp under a cup*
Larissa: *appears and sets down 2 more cups*
Pierce: Lara, don’t-
Larissa: *starts to shuffle them*

Nora: How do I passive-aggressively say '**** you' in flower?
Adora: So you'd need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). It would be quite striking! And full of loathing.

Néo: I meant to behave but there were too many other options.

Konstantin: Look, Orryn is great, but he doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't even have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said 'put on pants' followed by a question mark.

Néo: Cat logic is so simple yet so effective. Don't like something? Smack it as far away from you as possible. Literally flawless reasoning.

Alastair: What does it mean when you have a bunch of crows hanging out everywhere at the monastery? Asking for a friend.
Searc: It means you have new friends!
Alastair: Are these good new friends or “death is coming” sort of new friends?
Searc: Yes!

Cultist: So I did the math. It would take four hundred people to create a steel longsword.
Other cultist: What.
Cultist: You know how people talk about swords "forged from the blood of enemies"? Well I calculated it, and you would have to drain the blood of four hundred adult humans and extract the iron from their blood to have enough to make a steel longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies.
Other cultist: That's pretty...neat.
Cultist: I know right?

Neason: I didn’t get this far by having common sense!

Quincy: *pulls up in a random car*
Searc: Whose car is that?
Quincy: I don’t know. It wasn’t locked.
Neason: Note to self: nitroglycerin is NOT a valid substitute for vanilla extract.

Genie: And for your third wish?
Rekka, finishing his second plate of spaghetti: Take a wild guess, buddy

Neason: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Quincy: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Neason: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Searc: You lack any form of wit or thought.
Neason: Once I get Julius to explain what you said, I will be very offended.

Searc: Do you ever look at your classmates and wonder how stupidity hasn’t killed them yet?
Neason, from the other side of the room: Hey, Julius? If you put a fork in a plug socket would you be hurt or would you get stronger?
Julius: No clue. Let’s find out.
Searc: …Cuz I sure do.
Agnar: My boyfriend can bench press me without breaking a sweat!
Juris: Yeah? Well MY boyfriend can fight demonic beasts and bring the forces of evil themselves to their knees!
Jason: Why are you guys arguing about this when YOU’RE DATING EACH OTHER!?

Luca: Tastes are subjective, except for mine which set the standard. Hope this helps

Larissa: My girlfriend found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.
Larissa: She got mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me again!
Grimm: Hey, Vincent, what’s up?
Vincent: Up is the opposite of down. Although, of course, those terms are meaningless outside the context of a distinct, localized gravity field.
Grimm: Ooookay.
Vincent: Was that funny? I was attempting a joke.

Nora, struggling to stand upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah, I don’t really think heels are for me…
Luca, walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Omg I love all of these especially the one of them explaining the twins situation

Also be careful with what you say Jasmine. Alastair would 100% say it to you every chance he gets

Searc in a nutshell with flirting

Searc forever locked in a "will they/won't they" romance with Death

xD now just thinking of Searc following around the grim reaper, just begging to be killed, and in searc fashion with everyone, makes death concerned about him

I love them, the kitchen disaster, searc of course using carving intials in a tree to show he has a knife, i 100% vibe with agnar on that except with cats,

Searc, nonchalantly singing while doing housework: *to the tune of Be Our Guest* I crave death, I crave death, put this noose up to the test…

Neason: Yo, you show me a button and I wanna push it, alright?
Searc: I think they design traps like this with you in mind.

Philomel: I’m letting you guys choose what you do for your project, so basically-
Callan: So that means I can make it out of blood?

Neason: My cereal is on fire!
Searc: What’d I say about being in the kitchen?!
Neason: I’M SORRY!
Pierce: You know, I like you much better with my glasses off.
Luca: YOU PUT YOUR GLASSES ON AND FACE THE FACTS!

Luca: What's your favourite limerick?
Fion: (12+144+20+3(²/4))/7+(5x11)=9²+0
Luca: I- what?
Agnar: A dozen a gross and a score-
Fion: -plus three times the square root of four-
Agnar: -divided by seven-
Fion: -plus five times eleven-
Agnar: -is nine squared and not a bit more.
Luca: You ****ing nerds.

Megumi: I’ve been told I’m too negative and hostile towards Jasmine.
Megumi: So, to Jasmine, if my tweets have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
Julius: My hair is pink like the flesh of my enemies.
Adora: My hair is red like the blood I spill killing them.
Nora: My hair is black like the darkness of the hell I send them to.
Estelle: My hair is gold like the heaven that rejected them.
Jason: My hair is blue like... the clothes... they were wearing at the time?
Imrie: Good try.
Larissa: I'll never be able to look at your hair in quite the same way after that.

Searc: Hey Dad, where’d you put my football?
Desai, not paying attention: Google it.

Julius, writing a letter to his siblings: Neason, through a process unknown to science, has learned to set concrete on fire.
Julius: Life is interesting.

Quincy, getting pulled over: I’m colourblind. I couldn’t tell that the light was red!
Cop: Okay, but you stole this car.

Neason: Why are the cops after us?!
Julius: I stole all the anti-homeless spikes from the city centre in broad daylight.
Julius: It didn’t go down too well.
Neason, visibly hurt: Without me?

Juris: I’ll be honest, I get nervous talking around cute guys.
Luca: Aww…
Juris: I guess that’s why you’re so easy to talk to.

Pierce: What’s the best way to tell Luca I want to hit him over the head with a chair?
Konstantin: Don’t tell him, just do it.

Grimm: What’s the highest thing you ever did without being high?
Silke: …One time I put a cup of water in the microwave but the cup was too tall to fit so I dumped some of the water out and tried to put it back in because I thought that would make it fit.
Vincent: I put a pizza in the oven and then went upstairs to ask Estelle when I should go back and flip it.
Nora: One time I turned the TV down to taste my Mac and Cheese.
Natalie: Threw a whole cup of juice onto my bed instead of my phone.
Adora: I showered with my towel because the water was too cold.
Grimm: Oh, God.

Ambrose: I’m trying to be like Willy Wonka.
Ambrose: You know, a kind and mysterious mentor figure.
Imrie: Who is directly responsible for the probable deaths of like five kids.
Ambrose: Ah, technicality.

Néo: How do you spell fourth?
Jasmine: …
Jasmine: *writes down fourth and forth*
Jasmine: Uh..
Jasmine: I don’t know.

Néo: I hate you with every inch of my being.
Schuyler: That’s not a lot of inches.
Néo: *headbutts him in the stomach*

Most of these aren't even out of character
1. Searc would 100% be like that in the first one
2. Neason would be incredibly dense to that degree that he doesn't comprehend that it's a date the two are going on(probably cause searc kept calling it a hang out cause heaven forbid this boy accepts someone likes him)
4. Neason would put the child lock on searc and probably then proceed to be a smug person about it
5. Can so see people not taking Luca seriously if he says he has a Daye unless he adds tone indicators
6. Searc would take people having photos of him doing the heinous crime of smiling or really any emotion as blackmail and tmagree to any negotiations

Only ones I'm not sure about is or know 100% is ooc
3. Need to see more from Callan
6. Brain not comprehending right why
7. It's simp Alastair