♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {OCs & Misc.}

oh for sure, guy just wants to die, and hey free coffins better find which one is nice and cozy, and meanwhile the rest of the poor deer are just there questioning his sanity, but yea really gave him just a bundle of issues, like his c-ptsd and then just his constant inferiority complex

he could set anything on fire and people wouldnt be surprised, only way to surprise them is when he doesnt set something on fire

he really wouldnt any of the implications would fly over his head

yea brain decided vaycay time halfway through

im with tahvo, and awww agnar and jason also would work with adora getting to hug her little brother who she both hates and loves, lucas is the best amongst that batch though with that funeral

Jesus Agnar with that one with Ginta

Searc probably got tlaked into some of the dumb things Neason and Julius did purely because they called him a coward/said he was to afraid/scared to do something and he had to prove them wrong

and im not judging agnar for it, but jeez you throw shade at luca and you are out here having no shame

pretty much, they know how to get searc to go along with their plans and searc never even realizes this, not even now as almost adults

okay but nora you judge it but the kitten bowl is the highlight of superbowl day where im forced to watch football(i hate football with a burning passion and i dont even know why), mafia depending on what version they played is actually a fun came especially being the narrator cause you just get to make up such fun events

And we love Agnars reasons, he does it cause Ginta I'd a shit and deserves all these comments being made, and while Luca is jsut hoping yo get lucky

Rest of the deer see it for what it is and are confused how Searc is following for their tricks
Searc: *rejecting a plan the two put fourth* that is probably the dumbest idea you two have ever come up with we aren't doing that
Neason and Julius: *exchange glances*
Julius: it's okay we understand you are to scared to do it
Neason, nodding: it's perfectly fine, nome of us will think less of you. Thank you for being honest
Searc, drawing his sword: tell me what the **** I need to do again
Rest of the Deer: .....

And yea I love it, they jsut have a bunch of cat toys all over the field, they set up a play area to look like a football field with even a fake fan section, have those announcer people commentatin, a referee, even has flags one being unnecessary cuteness, and they score points by getting a toy in an end zone, the field goals are made out of scratching posts and the kitten jsut needs to jump one on it to get the extra point, I think my favorite part is that they use shelter kittens only for it and it's designed to help with adoptions, there is also a puppy bowl(same thing as the kitten bowl but it's jsut with puppies and dog toys/etc)

.searc is learning and also just showing how out on tome he is with emotions and basic social etiquette when it comes to having a crush,

Everyday Luca is going to be testing Imries resolve to not become a murderer

Bump for participation list

Totally forgot about Ambrose and his duck goose obession

but yea, jsut further adds to people not being able to fear searc anymore cause the second you think hes scared/afraid man throws his common sense out the window to prove you wrong

When crying you
- sob loud enough so God himself can hear you
Néo, Akakios - break the nearest object
Vincent, Agnar, Konstantin, Nereus - immediately try to cope
Larissa - use humor to calm down
Jasmine - vent to every being in existence
Tahvo - become a nomad
Nora, Natalie, Callan, Julius - merge with the floor
- die
- all of the above, in that order

Responses to "Let me speak to your manager!"
Vincent, Natalie - "Yes sir/ma'am, I'll go get them for you."
- "Sure."
- *says nothing, but gets the manager anyways*
Tahvo, Agnar - *rolls eyes before getting the manager*
Callan - *starts crying*
Nora, Julius, Larissa - "I am the manager." (Is not the manager)
- "I am the manager." (Is the manager)
Jasmine, Konstantin - "Screw you."
- *curses out the Karen before quitting*
Néo - *beats up the Karen*
Akakios, Nereus - *kills the Karen*

Jason, no! xD And nice, all of our Agarthans killing the Karen. Also Neason becoming a nomad, no surprises here xD

Neason: wanna see me catch this tree on fire
*tree bursts into flames*
Neason: wanna see me do it again

Neason: If I was doing something stupid, you definitely would be involved.
Julius: Yeah you're damn right I would be! And I would probably be there to make it even stupider!
Searc, flipping the page of his book: Yeah no doubts there.

Neason: We've got to fight fire with fire!
Rekka: Won't that burn the house down?
Neason: Yes!

Estelle: Why do you like fire so much?
Neason: What do you mean? It’s pretty to watch and helps keep us warm when it’s cold.
Estelle: Let me rephrase that. Why do you like setting things on fire?
Neason: That, I have no comment for.

Neason: *looks outside with a smile on his face*
Julius: What are you looking at? A pretty girl?
Neason: No.
Julius: A pretty guy?
Neason: No.
Searc: He set a golf course on fire to see what would burn.
Neason, delighted: Everything is ablaze.

Julius, reading from a dictionary: "Leftovers: noun... food remaining uneaten at the end of a meal."
Julius: See? It IS a word!
Tahvo, munching on a burger: Fascinating.

Neason: Oh, maybe I should give my dad a call, his birthday is coming up!
Neason: …Nah, he’s a prick.

Fion: Okay, first, fasten your seat belt.
Luca, fastening seat belt: That was easy.
Fion: Next, check your mirrors.
Luca: Why?! Do I look bad?!
Fion: No no no! No! I meant–
Luca: Stop the car! I can't drive in this hideous condition!

Orryn: Alastair has 19 Luca plushies, and he gives Megumi—
Vincent: Wait, why does Alastair have so many Luca plushies?!
Alastair, surrounded by Luca plushies: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, VINCENT!!

Imrie: I swear if you make one more self-deprecating joke, I will kill you.
Searc: …Good.
Imrie: ARRRRGGHH!

Julius, walking in: Hey, Alast—
Alastair, lying on a Luca body pillow:
Julius:
Alastair:
Alastair: I can explain…
Alastair:
Alastair: I can’t explain.

Pierce: I've lost everything. I've even lost my glasses.
Yutaka, looking at the glasses on Pierce's head: I'll help you find them for 100 gold.

Keres, to Akakios: Some people have a devil on their shoulder that whispers temptations to them.
Keres: Yours is bellowing that that was over the line.

"Look at you! All feathers like a half-plucked molding theater boa and a hiss like a deflating bicycle! To think your ancestors would have sparred with the likes of T-rex! Away from me, lesser goose of greater ganders! Go slather yourself in herbs and sit under a broiler, you useless excuse of a herbivore!"
- Ambrose, to an angry goose

Philomel: I cannot believe you laughed!
Konstantin: I’m sorry. But you know I have two weaknesses: small children cursing and old people rapping.
Philomel: We have to tell her it's a bad word.
Konstantin: No. That just gives it more power. The less we make of it, the better. Let's just pretend like it never happened.
Philomel: Okay. Yeah, maybe it...maybe it didn't. Maybe we...maybe we misheard.
Orryn: Yeah. Maybe she said "truck." Or... or "duck." Or "luck." She could have said "yuck."
Luz: Can I have some ice cream?
Philomel: No, Luz, if you're hungry, you can have some fruit.
Luz: Fruit? ****.
(It's probably Néo's fault and he didn't even mean to teach her that word)

I can't believe how many fire quotes I found, almost all of the Deer ones are somehow fire related. But yea, the last one was something I just had to use too, even though Luz loves strawberries. One explanation would be that there were none in the bowl, only apples, oranges and some other fruit but sadly none of them being strawberries. So of course ice cream must be better than those non-strawberries! But yea, Néo tries to not swear in front of Luz but she just keeps finding him and either he muttered a quiet '****' because she found him again or he was swearing at something else and she just happened to walk in on it. Either way, it's his fault and now he has to play innocent because the adults would definitely scold him for it. But more importantly, he's afraid of Searc and Neason finding out

resave

Searc: Good times are ahead.
Searc: Or behind.
Searc: Because they sure aren't here.


Tahvo: There is absolutely nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond!
Rekka: I ate the last piece of fried chicken.
Tahvo: You're dead to me.

Searc, watching his life flash before his eyes: This movie sucks.

Agnar: Give me a second, I’m looking up Beholder stats.
Pierce: What? No! You said there wasn’t gonna be a boss in here!
Agnar: I lied :)
Jason: 😥

Juris: We’ve fought a hag before, so she can’t be that hard to beat right?
Luca: But a fiend hag???
Jason: a horny fiend hag…
Juris: Please do not say horny like that.
Jason: What’s wrong with how I said it?

Luca: Can I roll to seduce his patron deity?
Agnar: *deep sigh* Sure.
Luca: 5.
Agnar: Okay, you have no arms now. He- he got offended and he took them.
Larissa, cheering: 🎉CRIPPLED!🎉
Luca: YOU CAN’T DO THAT.
Agnar: I CONTROL YOUR FATE, PRETTY BOY

Ambrose: You cannot believe what happened to me at laser tag today!
Jasmine: Everyone freaked out because a grown man was scaring their children?

Resave??

Oh wow, this is way too accurate. How does this work so well xD

Didn't even notice it at first but holy crap, this makes it even better!