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Post by mossecho on Sept 11, 2021 2:25:26 GMT -5
[[ hey y’all, just wanted to say that I hope you’re all doing okay <3 I’m enjoying my last few days of summer break by reading, sleeping, and binging linguistics content online. I hope you all get whatever rest you can, whether you are at work or school or in between whatever stage(s) you are in. you all deserve it (: ]]
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Post by Starchaser on Sept 28, 2021 9:49:34 GMT -5
{ Amber mossecho @shootforthestars Sorry I've been really absent lately, but I present our characters as cats (using this picrew)... for some reason. I tried to make them all distinct and recognizable, so hopefully I did okay. I'll probably make the side characters at some point too, 'cause I have no life. Anyways, miss you guys <3
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Post by mossecho on Sept 28, 2021 19:33:52 GMT -5
[[ Starchaser : okay but when the hell did you become so good at figuring out exactly what our characters would look like as cats. what is this superpower?!
but in all seriousness, I hope you're doing well <3 miss you too ]]
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 0:55:37 GMT -5
Starchaser Dude those are so good! Like what the heck, they look perfect! I especially like Alex because it just captures his essence! XD Also, sorry for falling off the grid everyone. XD I have no excuse except for that life got really busy. Honestly I’m down to restart if everybody else is down!)
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Post by mossecho on Sept 30, 2021 16:34:20 GMT -5
[[ @shootforthestars: No problem! Life gets busy, we've all been there! I'm happy to get back to RPing when you're ready too <3 ]]
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 23:37:07 GMT -5
I'm down to start anytime as well. I know Alex was the last to respond. I can type something up if you want someone to start it back up.)
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Post by Amber on Oct 1, 2021 0:00:28 GMT -5
(Hey life has been hectic for me. I, and the rest of my family, got Covid the first week of September. So I was dealing with that for two weeks. At one point, my dad got Covid pneumonia and was in the hospital for a few days. He's healed from that, but is now dealing with some neurological problems. He's gotten better with that as well and has seen a neurologist. But yeah, things have been a bit rough, but are getting better. Starchaser, love the cat pictures. They're very cute and match the characters.) |
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Post by mossecho on Oct 4, 2021 20:33:38 GMT -5
[[ Amber: oh my goodness, I am so sorry to hear about that! I really hope your dad continues to get better, that sounds really tough. all the best to you and your family, and I hope you keep getting better <3 ]]
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2021 0:00:17 GMT -5
Amber Dude, I am so, so sorry as well! That sounds awful, but I'm glad that your family is getting better and your father is on the mend! I'm also glad to hear that you are over Covid as well. I had it over a month ago and it wasn't fun so it's really good to hear that everything is starting to smooth out!)
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Post by Starchaser on Oct 5, 2021 9:22:06 GMT -5
{ Amber I'm really sorry you've had to deal with all that! I'm glad that you're doing somewhat better though, and hope things continue to improve for your father and the rest of your family. I doubt that it would be much help, but if you ever want to talk or anything, please feel free to reach out <3 }
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Post by mossecho on Oct 10, 2021 1:40:49 GMT -5
[[ if anyone would like, I could maybe whip up some extra Alex stuff to help continue the scene, if that would help? ]]
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2021 3:13:33 GMT -5
Yeah if you want to!!)
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Post by Starchaser on Oct 10, 2021 12:44:12 GMT -5
{ That would be great, mossecho, if you would like to (: }
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Post by mossecho on Oct 12, 2021 19:28:34 GMT -5
[[ to be honest I don't really have any good ideas, I just offered since no one else seemed to be posting. to clarify, if no one has anything at all, I can post another Alex post, but I only want to if no one else has anything. I have a lot of exams and the like to prep for, so it would take me a week or so before I could get to it. ]]
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Post by Starchaser on Oct 12, 2021 19:36:54 GMT -5
{ Oh, sorry, I was under the mistaken impression that you wanted to or something. No worries. I can post something eventually if you guys want me too, I just thought everyone seemed busy so I was holding off. Just let me know though }
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Post by Amber on Oct 12, 2021 20:55:42 GMT -5
( mossecho, @shootforthestars, Starchaser Thanks guys! I really appreciate the well wishes and your concerns. My dad's doing so much better and hasn't relasped in weeks. I've been busy with school and helping take care of things and the like, but I plan to have a reply up sometime this week.) |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 22:15:43 GMT -5
I can also post something soon as well! Just give me till Thursday and I can definitely get something up after my test.  ) |
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Post by Starchaser on Oct 15, 2021 22:10:46 GMT -5
{ Amber That's great, Ambs! I hope things continue to get better for you and your family <3 No rush about the response, of course. As far as I can tell, everyone's busy anyways.
Also, let me know if you guys want me to write something up to get things moving again. I could have the giant monster come in if that's how we want to finish the fight still? Probably should wrap it up pretty soon and move on. It would probably be tomorrow though because I feel like a garbage can right now.
I did have something for everyone's entertainment though, it's been hiding somewhere in my drafts, hold on yeah here it is:So I got bored today and found an incorrect quotes generator. I was just using it on my novel characters, but then I thought it would be fun to do it with our characters. I tried to only include the most accurate and/or funny ones but also when I did this it was like 4am and I thought everything was funny so. A lot of these could probably be applied to different characters together, but I just went with what the generator gave me when I felt it was accurate enough.
Prophecy Crew & anyone else
Caspian, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Clarisse: But – that’s just a trash can.
Caspian: It sure is!
Caspian: Here's some advice
Clarisse: I didn't ask for any
Caspian: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
Avani: It’s dark in here
Clarisse: Don’t worry dude I got this
Clarisse: *Stomps their feet*
Clarisse: *Skechers light up*
Clarisse: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Avani: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Clarisse: No! Four to five seconds!
Avani: Too late!!!
Alex: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Clarisse: *turning to Caspian* How tall are you?
Alex: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Caspian: The car takes a screenshot.
Lilah: For the last time, get out.
Avani: I told Caspian their ears flush when they lie.
Clarisse: Why?
Avani: Look.
Avani: Hey Caspian! Do you love us?
Caspian, covering their ears: No.
Clarisse:
Lilah: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.
Clarisse: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Avani: Several traffic violations.
Caspian: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Lilah: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Alex: Also, that’s not our car.
Clarisse: Bye Avani! Bye Caspian! Bye Lilah! Bye Alex! Bye Avani!
Caspian: You said ‘bye Avani’ twice.
Clarisse: I like Avani.
Caspian: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Lilah: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Alex: 'Prettiest Smile'
Avani: 'Nicest Personality'
Clarisse: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Caspian: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Avani: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Lilah: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Clarisse: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Alex: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Caspian: My moral code, is that you?
Avani:
Avani: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Lilah, trying to convince Caspian to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Alex: And loud!
Clarisse: And grumpy!
Avani: And oblivious to reality!
Caspian:
Alex: You're a loose cannon, Clarisse.
Clarisse: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Avani: I think you play by your own rules.
Lilah: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Alex: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Clarisse: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Caspian is a loose cannon.
Caspian: *smashes a chair*
Alex: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Avani: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Clarisse: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Caspian: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Lilah: What is wrong with you people.
Alex: Are we really going to let Clarisse keep Avani?
Lilah: We kept Caspian.
Lilah: I’m an idiot.
Alex:
Clarisse:
Avani:
Caspian:
Lilah:
Alex: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Avani: What’s something you guys are better than Alex at?
Clarisse: Mario Kart.
Caspian: Yeah, video games.
Lilah: Emotional vulnerability.
Alex: Nothing in life is free.
Avani: Love is free!
Clarisse: Adventure is free.
Lilah: Knowledge is free.
Caspian: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Avani: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Alex: Rude.
Clarisse: That’s fair.
Lilah: Not again.
Caspian: Are you going to want this back?
Alex: Where's Avani, Caspian, and Clarisse?
Lilah: They're playing hide and seek.
Alex: Where?
Lilah: I don't think you get how this game works.
Clarisse: Croissants: dropped
Caspian: Road: works ahead
Avani: Shavacado: fre
Lilah: Miss Keisha: **** dead
Alex:
Alex, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Clarisse: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Avani: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Caspian: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Alex: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Lilah: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Zane:
Zane: I have emotional scars.
Avani: Just be yourself.
Caspian: 'Be myself'? Avani, I have one day to win [idk whoever] over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Lilah: Couple weeks.
Alex: Six months.
Clarisse: Jury’s still out.
Caspian: See, Avani?
Caspian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Avani: Anyone d-
Lilah: Depressed?
Clarisse: Drained?
Alex: Dumb?
Caspian: Disliked?
Avani: -done with their work...
Clarisse: *Screams*
Caspian: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Alex: Should we do something?
Lilah: No, I want to see who wins.
Alex: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Lilah: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Clarisse: I got distracted about halfway through.
Caspian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Lilah, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Caspian, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Clarisse, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Avani, trembling: What are we playing
Lilah: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Avani: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Clarisse: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Caspian: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Lilah: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
Lilah: Truth or dare?
Caspian: Dare
Lilah: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Caspian: Hey Clarisse
Clarisse, blushing: Yeah?
Caspian: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Zane
Lilah: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Alex: Not if they consent to it.
Clarisse: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Avani: YES?!?
Alex: Can I be frank with you guys?
Lilah: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Clarisse: Can I still be Clarisse?
Avani: Shh, let Frank speak.
Alex: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Caspian: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Lilah: Goodnight moon.
Lilah: Goodnight tree.
Lilah: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Clarisse: Why are you on the floor?
Caspian: I'm depressed.
Caspian: Also I was stabbed, can you get Avani, please.
Avani: Hey Lilah, do you have any hobbies?
Lilah: Swimming..
Avani: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Lilah: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
Caspian: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Lilah: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
Caspian: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Lilah: Can't relate.
Avani: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Clarisse: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...
Caspian: Only as their rodeo clown.
Avani: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Alex: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
Avani, talking to Lilah: Well Lilah, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Clarisse do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Lilah: …
Clarisse, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!
Lilah: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Caspian: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
Clarisse, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
Avani: Well, that's you.
Clarisse: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Avani: You don't know?
Clarisse: Busy day.
Clarisse: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Clarisse: *turns around and helps Avani through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Avani.
Avani: Okay.
Avani: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Alex: *looks down at their watch*
Alex: Now, how do you know that?
Lilah: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Avani: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Clarisse: A realist sees a freight train.
Alex: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Caspian: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Clarisse: Why not?
Caspian: Because I don't know what they mean.
Avani: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Clarisse: Sounds fake but ok.
Clarisse: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Alex: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Clarisse: Met a dumba** today. Awful.
Caspian: You looked in a mirror?
Clarisse: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
Lilah: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Alex has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
Clarisse: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Lilah: What was that?
Clarisse: The sound of someone else's problem.
Caspian: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Alex: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Caspian: God?!
Avani: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Clarisse: Cannibalism.
Avani: *confused chewing noises*
Caspian: Lilah won’t wake up, what do I do?
Clarisse: Did you try kicking them?
Caspian: Yes.
Clarisse: I’m out of ideas.
Alex: Are you drunk?
Lilah: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Clarisse: And the spirit of whisky.
Alex: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
Lilah: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
Avani: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Caspian: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
Alex: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Clarisse: I don't know how to do that.
Avani: I don't wear a watch.
Lilah: Time is a construct.
Lu: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
Alex: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.
Clarisse: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Lilah: That sounds like a dare to me.
Clarisse: Oh my god.
Alex: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Caspian: Mine just says "Caspian no."
Alex: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Clarisse: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Avani: It was me...
Clarisse: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Lilah: Wow! Clarisse made you cry?
Caspian, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.
Lilah: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Lilah, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
Lu: What’s it like being tall?
Lu: Is it nice?
Lu: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Alex: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Lilah: It was one time!
Avani: Welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Zane: Bees?
Avani: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Zane: Wait-
*Lu approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
Caspian: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes
Lilah and Alex
Alex: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Lilah: Thank you
Alex: I didn't say that was a good thing
Lilah: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Lilah: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Alex: Lilah, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumb***.
Lilah: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Alex: Isn't that just killing people?
Lilah: Ah, technicality.
Lilah: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Alex: I think you mean cards.
Lilah, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Lilah: Am I in trouble?
Alex: Take a guess.
Lilah: No?
Alex: Take another guess.
*Lilah and Alex are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Lilah: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Alex, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Alex: Can you keep a secret?
Lilah: Do you know anything about my life?
Alex: No I do not. Good point.
Alex: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Lilah: Killed without hesitation.
Alex: No.
Lilah: If you were to vacuum up Jell-O through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Alex: I beg to differ
Lilah: Then Beg
Alex: Where are you going?
Lilah: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Alex: You're right.
Lilah: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Lilah, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Alex, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Alex: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Lilah: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Lilah: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Lilah: i became more evil if you’re curious
Alex: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Lilah: i’m going to get worse on purpose
Lilah: Alex...
Alex: Oh no, 'Alex' in b-flat.
Alex: You're disappointed.
Lilah: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Alex: How can you still say that?
Lilah: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Alex: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Lilah.
Lilah: I hate myself.
Alex: Alright, square up.
Lilah: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Alex: I’m worried about you.
Lilah: Can I bother you for a second?
Alex: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Lilah: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Alex: wHat?
Lilah: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Alex: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Lilah: We have fun, don’t we, Alex?
Alex: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Lilah: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Alex: And you came to me?
Lilah, trying to comfort Alex: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
Clari, Zane, Redis
Clarisse: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Zane: The cow???
Clarisse: What?
Redis: Zane, W H Y?
Clarisse: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Zane does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Redis: If Zane were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Zane jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Clarisse: You jump off a cliff!
Redis: Gladly. Provided Zane did first.
Clarisse: Redis, keep an eye on Zane today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Redis: Sure, I’d love to see Zane get punched.
Clarisse: Try again.
Redis, sighing: I will stop Zane from getting punched.
Clarisse: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Zane?
Zane: … No.
Redis: I do!
Clarisse: I know, Redis.
Redis: I’m sad!
Clarisse: I know, Redis.
Zane: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Clarisse: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Zane: Because we're out of doritos.
Cris and Lys
Cris: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Lys: Alright, what's 30x17?
Cris: 47
Lys: That's not even close.
Cris: But it was fast.
Cris: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Lys: You? Magic? Cris, it says talent show.
Cris: I'm 10 times funnier and prettier than you
Lys: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Cris: Jokes on you, I can't do math
Lys: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Cris: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Cris: I made tea.
Lys: I don’t want tea.
Cris: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Lys: Then why are you telling me?
Cris: It is a conversation starter.
Lys: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Cris: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Lys, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Cris: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.
Cris: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Lys:
Lys: Cris, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Cris: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Lys: Any idiot would know that.
Cris: I knew that!
Lys: See?
Harley, Al, Maddox
Maddox: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Harley: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Maddox: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Harley: I was arrested for being too cool.
Al: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Harley: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Al: Oh, you’ve been?
Harley: Once. In Monopoly.
Maddox: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Harley: Stop romanticizing the past.
Maddox, going over Harley's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Harley: Yes
Maddox: Okay... may I know what you create?
Harley: Problems.
Al: This is such a bad idea.
Harley: Then why are you coming along?
Al: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Harley: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Maddox: I think you mean cards.
Harley, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Maddox: Violence isn't the answer.
Harley: You’re right.
Maddox: *sighs in relief*
Harley: Violence is the question.
Maddox: What?
Harley bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Maddox, running after them: NO-
Maddox, tending to Harley's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Harley: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Al: WHY. why did you give Harley a KNIFE?!
Maddox: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Al: Now I feel unsafe!
Maddox: I’m sorry.
Maddox: ... would you like a knife?
Al: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Harley: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Maddox: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Al: We need to get through this locked door. Maddox, give me your credit card.
Maddox: Here.
Al, pocketing it: Thanks. Harley, kick down the door.
Harley: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Maddox: You’re a hazard to society
Al: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Al: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Maddox: Al no.
Harley: Mistlefoe.
Maddox: Please stop encouraging them.
Al: Do you take constructive criticism?
Harley: I only take cash or credit.
Harley: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Harley: So are we flirting right now?
Someone: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Harley: That doesn’t answer my question
Maddox: Harley and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Al: *Sighing* What did Harley do?
Maddox: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Harley: Who wants a steering wheel?
Harley: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Maddox: If?
Al: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Al: What do you think Harley will do for a distraction?
Maddox: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Maddox: ... or they could do that.
Harley: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Maddox: Wasn't Al with you?
Al: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Al: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Harley: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Al: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
Harley: Can I ask a dumb question?
Al: Better than anyone I know.
Al: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Maddox: You mean you stabbed them?
Al: They ran into my knife.
Harley: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
Maddox: I couldn't do this without you, Harley.
Harley: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
Harley: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Al: ... This just says “I can do what I want”.
Gabriel and Azar
Gabriel: How petty can you get?
Azar: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Azar: So that’s my plan.
Gabriel: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Azar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Gabriel: It sucks.
Azar: That’s not constructive criticism.
Azar: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Gabriel: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
Gabriel: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Azar, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Azar: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Gabriel: What's that?
Azar: Remorse code.
Gabriel: I'm even angrier now.
*Gabriel and Azar skipping stones on lake*
Gabriel: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Azar, whispering: Take that you f***** lake
Gabriel: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Azar: *chugs entire bottle*
Azar: It’s perfume.
Azar: Okay, truth or dare?
Gabriel: Truth
Azar: How many hours have you slept this week?
Gabriel:
Gabriel: ... Dare
Azar: Go to bed.
Gabriel: I don’t like this game.
Gabriel: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Azar: You and me!!!
Gabriel, tearing up: Okay.
Gabriel: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Azar: It’s not a joke.
Azar: *sniffles*
Azar: I’m a legit snack.
Gabriel: Azar was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Azar: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Gabriel: Azar, you ate a chair.
Gabriel: Is something burning?
Azar: Just my love for you.
Gabriel: Azar, the toaster is on fire.
Gabriel: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
Azar: I actually have a black belt.
Gabriel: In what, karate?
Azar: No, from Gucci.
Azar: Change is inedible.
Gabriel: Don't you mean inevitable?
Azar, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Gabriel: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Azar: Why start now?
Azar: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Gabriel, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Gabriel: Azar, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Azar: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
Gabriel: We all have our demons.
Gabriel, grabbing Azar: This one’s mine.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2021 22:23:59 GMT -5
Lilah: Truth or dare?
Caspian: Dare
Lilah: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Caspian: Hey Clarisse
Clarisse, blushing: Yeah?
Caspian: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Zane
This one literally made me laugh so hard. I can literally see this in my head. XD All are these are so good, but this might be my favorite!)
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Post by mossecho on Oct 31, 2021 11:37:42 GMT -5
[[ happy halloween! 🎃 love y'all, hope you're doing well ]]
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2021 12:48:43 GMT -5
Happy Halloween!!  I’m doing well! Just really busy but I do want to start this back up again!) |
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Post by Amber on Oct 31, 2021 22:45:23 GMT -5
(Happy Halloween you guys! Hope you've been doing well. I've been busy as well and currently trying to get some stuff done for my speech class. It's easy, but I have almost crippling speech anxiety and I'm doing mine on a topic that makes me both infuriated and kinda sad, but at least it's going well. Starchaser, I loved all those not-so-incorrect quotes. They were hilarious and quite accurate. Might do some myself.) |
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Post by Starchaser on Nov 5, 2021 12:53:46 GMT -5
{ Hey, everyone! Sorry for my absence; life has been not great lately (and perhaps most disappointingly, keeping me so busy that my planned overtake of the competition in the candy hunt was thwarted, but whatever I guess, I'll get them all next year), but I should have some more time now. I've been missing the RP and would like to post something again soon. I was thinking at this point I would just wrap everything up in the next post so that we can move on (there will definitely be plenty more fights, so if you desire to commit many acts of violence against your characters like I am, don't worry), but just wanted to check in with you all, and see what you would like for me to do.
I was originally going to say end the battle with a giant monster, but I think that's better saved for something later on now. Maybe I'll just do a brief time skip to where all the monsters finally get tired of being thrashed and retreat? If everyone's okay with that.
Anyways, hope you're all doing well or that things or at least getting better/less busy for everyone <3}
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Post by mossecho on Nov 5, 2021 22:58:05 GMT -5
[[ that sounds good to me! (: ]]
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Post by Starchaser on Nov 10, 2021 20:32:58 GMT -5
{ Alright, I've been working (rather unsuccessfully) on a battle-ending post. I'd really like to get it finished sometime tonight, but I don't know how well that will work out, so if anyone wants to post before me, please feel free. No pressure if not; at the latest I think I'll have mine done tomorrow. }
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Post by mossecho on Nov 12, 2021 15:30:11 GMT -5
[[ no need to rush Star! your posts are always lovely, you don't need to worry <3 ]]
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Post by Starchaser on Nov 14, 2021 1:42:30 GMT -5
{ Well, unfortunately I am having Problems⢠now, so it will probably not be anytime soon. It could be just a couple of hours/days, but it also might be 97 business months before I'm not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry guys. Like I said, anyone can post before me if they like, but I don't want you guys to feel like the pressure of starting up again is on you. I just might not be able to get anything up anytime soon, which I know is a recurring problem for me so apologies again. }
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Post by mossecho on Nov 19, 2021 18:45:11 GMT -5
[[ it's ok Star! please don't stress about it <3 ]]
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Post by Starchaser on Dec 1, 2021 3:35:37 GMT -5
{ Amber mossecho @shootforthestars Sorry this took so long! Hopefully it's enough to work with. I don't even care how bad it is because I am tired and woefully out of practice (hating your own writing style is a different kind of hurt). If it's especially awkward at parts, 'tis because I cut a lot of parts out for length, and also wrote this literally over the span of three months.
Caspian's perspective eludes me at the moment, but it is his turn and I'd rather start getting used to him again now. I just went with Clarisse and Avani as being together and Clari having had time to shift and I guess find clothes to put on because I forgot about that partway through writing this, but I can edit if anyone needs me to.
I am not going to pretend this is good, but I am also not going to have enough shame to not post it. It's been so long since I posted anything, I really just wanted to get something up, you know? I was going to post Lilah's at the same time, but I can't finish it, so I'll do that tomorrow. Or today, whatever.
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Post by mossecho on Dec 1, 2021 21:12:58 GMT -5
[[ just to let you all know, next week is finals week, so this will impact the time it takes me to write my post in one of two ways:
1. I will be too busy to do anything but study, so I'll post after next Friday OR
2. I will not have the mental bandwidth to study, so I will do everything possible to not study, including write my next post.
I have no idea which option it will turn out to be, but I figured it'd still be best to let you all know. At any rate, hope you all had a lovely Thanksgiving! <3 ]]
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I’m doing well! Just really busy but I do want to start this back up again!)