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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 16:29:00 GMT -5
Squirrelflight blushed, butterflies floating in her stomach. "Now I know what true love feels like." She mewed. Breezepelt appears from a bush and holds out his saxaphone and starts to play romatic jazz in the background.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 25, 2023 16:40:04 GMT -5
Just then, Jayfeather floated over, testing out his brand new 20/20 vison. "Jayfeather baby!" Mewed Breezepelt. "I've always loved you. You wanna meet in the closet later tonight?" Jayfeather did the bombastic side eye at Breezepelt, like in those tiktok povs, and said, "Sorry, but I'm homophobic." Breezepelt gasped, and cried, "But you said earlier that you are Gay! I thought you liked Rock and Stick!"
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 16:44:55 GMT -5
"I did. But no more. Their far more ugly then I thought they were." Jayfeather meowed as he started floating back to camp. Breezepelt dropped his saxaphone and stood frozen, heartbroken. In the background, he could hear Crowfeather and Squirrelflight passionalty making out, which just broke his heart more.
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Post by Dark on Jul 25, 2023 17:12:39 GMT -5
"I BROUGHT PIZZAAA!!" Mistystar kicked the door open and did a frontflip, the pizzas landing on the ground in front of her.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 18:55:09 GMT -5
Leafstar padded behind them, with a bottle in her jaw. Squirrelflight drew away from Crowfeather. "What's that for?" She said, her gaze fixed on the bottle.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 21:46:36 GMT -5
"Why should I?" Firestar hissed then swiped playfully and Leafstar's muzzle, making her drop the bottle of beer. Firestar grinned and popped the cap off and chugged the entire bottle.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 25, 2023 21:48:38 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Tawnypelt was in the shadows of the shadowiest part of shadow clan in the shadowy closet, on tinder. "Left, left, left, left, OMG RIGHT!"
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 21:50:44 GMT -5
"Finally! Someone pretty." Tawnypelt meowed. "But I think Squirrelflight's taken...It's fine. I'll steal her with my charm." Tawnypelt said confidently. "And maybe get a cup of beer along the way."
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 25, 2023 21:53:02 GMT -5
She was just about to get out of the closet, when Rowanclaw's face loomed over her. "Where did you get that phone, and what were you on?"
"Uhhh nothing." Tawnypelt stammered.
"Wait. Isn't that the phone that Gayfeather's brother's cousin's mom's ex girlfirend's ex boyfriend's brother's daughter's ex boyfriends gave me?"
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 22:00:24 GMT -5
"Wai-what?!" Tawnypelt said, suprised. "Uhh-it is?" She continued, acting like she never knew. Rowanclaw looked suspiciously at Tawnypelt. "Uhm...Ok. Wait, IS THAT TINDER?!!??!"
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 26, 2023 8:38:46 GMT -5
Now Tawnypelt was confused. "Sorry Rowanclaw, but I got to go!" And sprinted off while looking at tinder. "YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!!!" And he raced after Tawnypelt. As Tawnypelt ran, she saw that Feathertail accepted her. "No. I want Squirrelflight." *Reject*
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Post by Dark on Jul 26, 2023 8:53:04 GMT -5
Feathertail frowned when she saw that she was rejected by Tawnypelt. “Revenge time,” she hissed to herself.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 9:01:14 GMT -5
Tawnypelt gasped. "NO!! HOW COULD SHE!!" She skidded to a halt and opened messages. Rowanclaw stopped, confused by Tawnypelt's actions.
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Post by Dark on Jul 26, 2023 9:18:24 GMT -5
“How could you do this to me bbg?!?” Tawnypelt sent to Squirrelflight. “I thought we had something special :(“
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 9:22:05 GMT -5
"Sorry," Feathertail texted, "you're only...a friend to me." Tawnypelt gasped. "I've been friendzoned!"
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 9:25:27 GMT -5
"Wait..." Tawnypelt meowed. "Why the heck do I have two Squirrelflights in my contacts?" Tawnypelt paused for a moment to think. Then her eyes lit up with rage. "FEATHERTAIL!"
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Post by Dark on Jul 26, 2023 9:29:44 GMT -5
Tawnypelt marched over to Feathertail and slapped her in the face with a wet noodle. "You dingus!"
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 10:19:29 GMT -5
"Mmm..." Tawnypelt hesitated. "I suppose I need someone to make Squirrelflight jealous." Tawnypelt said with a smirk.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 26, 2023 15:51:31 GMT -5
Squirrelflight, at the moment, was kidnapped inside of Ashfur's Shrek Happy Meal themed base. The Squirrelflight from before was actually a clone from the pillow.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 16:02:32 GMT -5
As Feathertail got closer to Tawnypelt, Tawnypelt stopped her. "Wait, before we kiss, tell me, was it you who pretended to be Squirrelflight and reject me?" "What no!" Feathertail meowed. "Why would I do that?!"
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 26, 2023 17:04:09 GMT -5
Ashfur popped out from the earth. "IT IS I! CAPTAIN ASH FURROW!" He said as he was dressed as Jack Sparrow and started doing the Jack Sparrow run.
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