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Post by Dark on Jun 9, 2023 18:22:28 GMT -5
Based on Bright Guardian Akira's "We Wrote a Terrible Fanfiction" videos :3
Basically somebody starts with a sentence and each person writes another sentence every post. (We're using canon characters)
I'll start!
Hollyleaf looked down from Starclan wondering what havoc she could wreak.
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Post by ! (Ġray) ! on Jun 9, 2023 18:34:58 GMT -5
She decided to steal Ashfurs wig and use it for a prophecy
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Post by Dark on Jun 9, 2023 18:40:44 GMT -5
Hollyleaf began to cackle menacingly as she waited for night to fall so she could enter Jayfeather's dreams to deliver the scared words.
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Post by Dark on Jun 9, 2023 19:03:26 GMT -5
Jayfeather shook Hollyleaf's spit from his face. "How dare you? It was the limited edition Shrek in a swimsuit only available once every 10000 years!"
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Post by ! (Ġray) ! on Jun 9, 2023 21:34:55 GMT -5
Hollyleaf laughed. "Thats what you get for liking shrek you 11 year old! Everyone know that Barry B Benson is way better!"
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Post by Dark on Jun 10, 2023 15:23:37 GMT -5
Suddenly Lionblaze appeared in Jayfeather's head, to his own shock. "Wh- what are you doing here?!" the pale gray tom exclaimed.
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Post by Dark on Jun 10, 2023 16:30:21 GMT -5
(LMAO)
Jayfeather pushed Lionblaze's rump away from him, causing the tom to fall into Hollyleaf. "Owww!! Don't you have manners?"
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Post by ! (Ġray) ! on Jun 10, 2023 18:21:18 GMT -5
Jayfeather stared grimly at the sunset. "My manners were taken from me just like my shrek"
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Post by Dark on Jun 10, 2023 18:34:10 GMT -5
Hollyleaf scoffed and threw a 20 piece mcnugget box at him. "You never had manners, you dingleberry!"
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Post by ! (Ġray) ! on Jun 10, 2023 18:45:29 GMT -5
Squirrelflight walked into the camp with meme sunglasses on. "MOM HOLLYLEAF CALLED ME A DINGLEBERRY!!!!" Yellwed jayfeather
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Post by Dark on Jun 10, 2023 18:54:07 GMT -5
Squirrelflight looked at Jayfeather over her sunglasses. "You could never be my child, you're far too... uh." She paused because she couldn't think of an insult.
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Post by ! (Ġray) ! on Jun 10, 2023 19:23:43 GMT -5
Then brambleclaw appeared "don't wory honey I know an insult!" He proclaimed. "My son, you are an absolute * checks site guidelines for what insults I'm allowed to use * shithead"
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Post by Dark on Jun 10, 2023 19:30:22 GMT -5
Jayfeather began to sob, black liquid emerging from his eyes like billie eilish in her music video of 'when the party's over.'
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Post by ! (Ġray) ! on Jun 10, 2023 19:55:46 GMT -5
"Why are you crying" yellowfang descended from heaven to ask him
"My dad called me a shithead ):"
"Get rekt loser" yellowfang flew away
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Post by Dark on Jun 10, 2023 19:57:22 GMT -5
Jayfeather cried so much that he died of dehydration from the significant loss of water from his body.
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Post by Dark on Jun 10, 2023 21:15:11 GMT -5
Firestar emerged from his den and blinked. "lol who's Jayfeather"
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Post by Dark on Jun 11, 2023 13:13:04 GMT -5
Dovewing joined her sister's side. "Why is his name Gayfeather if he's homophobic?"
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Post by Dark on Jun 11, 2023 15:14:42 GMT -5
Dovewing looked confused. "I thought he loved sticks, not rocks."
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Post by Dark on Jun 11, 2023 15:16:12 GMT -5
(This is already so cursed)
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Post by Dark on Jun 11, 2023 15:57:42 GMT -5
(Hollyleaf x Cinderheart confirmed ?)
Suddenly the dirt started shifting and Fallen Leaves' ghost emerged from the crack in the ground, exclaiming, "YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME WITH CINDERFART?" Meanwhile, Lionblaze snickered because Hollyleaf's dead boyfriend came out of a giant crack.
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Post by ! (Ġray) ! on Jun 11, 2023 18:37:27 GMT -5
"Okay" said Fallen Leaves and the two started passionately making out. Brambleclaw decided to record it with his 1960s camera
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Post by Dark on Jun 11, 2023 18:43:16 GMT -5
Ivypool covered Dovewing's eyes with her paw because her sister was too pure to witness acts of love.
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Post by ! (Ġray) ! on Jun 13, 2023 3:28:38 GMT -5
Ivypool quickly got bored of that though and decided to make out with Blossomfall while bumblestripe cried. Briarlight printed out the megamind no bitches meme and waved it in his face
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