|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 19:19:03 GMT -5
Captin Ash Furrow posed and smiled smugly. Tawnypelt just stared at him, disgusted as Feathertail giggled. Ashfur gazed at her lovingly and Feathertail blushed.
|
|
|
|
Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 26, 2023 21:51:51 GMT -5
"Hey hottie," Captain Ash Furrow mewed. "Y'wanna go on a date with me?" Feathertail smiled, and shifted her weight. "Sure, babe. I'll do anything with you." Captain Ash Furrow cackled menacingly, as he proceeded his plan to make a love potion for Squirrelflight.
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 21:58:33 GMT -5
The first step was to make her insanly jealous, then, he would give her the potion and would fall in love with him. Plus, along the way, Ashfur would be able to date a hot silver tabby too!
|
|
|
|
Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 26, 2023 21:59:49 GMT -5
But all he wanted was Squirrelflight. He even got a crystal ball on amazon to see their future together, but got scammed and gave it a 1 star review on yelp.
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 22:02:13 GMT -5
"Ashfur?" Feathertail mewed. Ashfur shook his head and flicked his blond hair then gazed lovingly at Feathertail. "Wanna go make out in the closet?" He murmered.
|
|
|
|
Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 26, 2023 22:04:32 GMT -5
Feathertale flicked her tail and said, "Yeah, babe. Lets kiss." As they leaned in, something flew above them and Ashfur's wig got stollen. "GAYFEATHER!!!" Ashfur screamed as the cat with 20/20 vison scooped by. "I'M NEVER GONNA DATE SQUIRRELFLIGHT WITHOUT THAT!"
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 22:07:14 GMT -5
Feathertail gasped. "How could you! You played me!" She sobbed. "You still love Squirrelflight!" Feathertail broke down in tears as Tawnypelt slowly back away from the scene.
|
|
|
|
Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 26, 2023 22:10:17 GMT -5
"No! Feathertail! I love you! I'm sorry!" Ash fur raced after Feathertail in a pretend devastated way. "I can't stop the plan now. She has to love me or else I won't have enough love for the love potion." He muttered to himself. "Squirrel flight. Here I come, baby!"
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 26, 2023 22:12:44 GMT -5
Feathertail weeped as she ran away in shame. How could she let him do this to her! Then, she heard his voice. "NO BBG! I DO LOVE YOU! WITH ALL MY HEART!!" Ashfur said in a desperate voice.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 8:07:13 GMT -5
Tawnypelt blushed then closed her eyes as she pulled Feathertail into the closet. Ashfur gasped then growled as he grabbed another wig out of his pocket and put it on.
|
|
|
|
Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 8:10:11 GMT -5
"Ladies," Ashfur mewed impressively, trying to get one of them to like him again. "I'll do anything for you." Tawnypelt looked over at Ashfur and mewed, "Sorry Feathertail, but Ashfur is hotter than you."
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 8:19:29 GMT -5
Feathertail gasped. "Are you really going to let him get you that easily?!" Feathertail growled. Then yanked Ashfur's wig off of his head and shreaded it into tiny bits.
|
|
|
|
Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 8:21:49 GMT -5
"NO! THAT WAS MY 3rd FAVORITE WIG! See Tawnypelt, she can't be trusted. He said with a fake look of love in his eyes. Tawnypelt moved closer. "Sorry Feathertail, but you are a friend. Ashfur is just hotter. And I am homophobic now, by all means."
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 8:25:49 GMT -5
"YOU LOVE A BORING GRAY CAT WITH SPOTS AND FAKE BLONDE HAIR OVER ME!! A SILVER TABBY!!" Feathertail yowled as she lunged herself onto Ashfur. "HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!! HE'S USING YOU IN SOME WAY TO GET SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!"
|
|
|
|
Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 8:30:24 GMT -5
Tawnypelt looked at Feathertail, and mewed, "Your just jealous that YOU don't get the hottest cat in the world." Ashfur smiled underneath Feathertail's grasp and said, "Let me take you somewhere, bbg. How about a Shrek themed date?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
Post by Dark on Jul 27, 2023 9:12:41 GMT -5
“You have w rizz,” Hollyleaf mewed, love shining in her gaze.
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 9:23:53 GMT -5
Cinderheart blushed. "Oh stop." She giggled. Beside them was Lionblaze and Fallen Leaves, both twerking at Firestar.
|
|
|
|
Post by Dark on Jul 27, 2023 11:07:38 GMT -5
Firestar had his eyes squeezed shut, not wanting to lay his eyes upon the horrific act. “THIS IS HORRIBLE!” he groaned, banging his head against his DJ set. Suddenly, the song changed to “Call Me Maybe.”
|
|
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 11:27:39 GMT -5
Firestar shoot up. "Uhh...no, this is not on my playlist." He fake grinned as he tried to impress Graystripe and switched to the next song which "Call me Maybe" except Kidz Bop version.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Post by Dark on Jul 27, 2023 12:14:02 GMT -5
Firestar felt his pelt turn hot, then realized that he was actually on fire.
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 13:08:47 GMT -5
"AHHHHhhHHhHhhHHhhH!!" He screamed. "SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!" Firestar started to hop around trying to put out the fire. "What the heck is a fire deparment?" Dovewing mewed.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 14:38:16 GMT -5
"GAYSTRIPE!! DO SOMETHING!!" Firestar yowled as he hopped around. Graystripe panicked. He couldn't just let his best friend and crush become a pile of ashes!
|
|
|
|
Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 15:48:51 GMT -5
"Sorry, this might be a little gross." Graystripe said desperately. He turned his rear end at Firestar and peed all over him.
|
|
|
|
Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 18:41:17 GMT -5
Firestar's fur sizzeled as the fire burned out. He sighed before his gaze moved towards Graystripe. "Ya'know Gaystripe, that was kinda hot."
|
|
![[]̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ Avatar](http://storage.proboards.com/6575102/avatar/KZZklxOWeOlFJvdYKLzf.jpeg)
