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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 23, 2023 22:02:52 GMT -5
"Screw you Ashfur." Jayfeather hissed as Ashfur daydreamed about him making out with Squirrelflight and Scourge. Blossomfall stood watching, mind twisted with confusion.
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Post by Dark on Jul 24, 2023 8:05:11 GMT -5
Ashfur was angry and his eyes turned red like on those tiktok POVs. “We all know I’m the alpha here. I need Squirrelflight’s pillow to acquire her DNA so I can make a clone of her.”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 24, 2023 9:19:32 GMT -5
Blossomfall stared blankly at Ashfur for a few moments. "Umm, I'm going to find Ivypool and Fernsong and join their make out session. You do you." And then floated away.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 24, 2023 16:08:18 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Birchfall was still back at the dancefloor, lonely and derepressed thinking he failed. He didn't want to follow Jayfeather and Blossomfall's footsteps, so he decided to download tinder and cheat on Whitewing.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 24, 2023 16:15:42 GMT -5
"Left, left, left...*searches up another Birchfall ship* Berrynose...?" Birchfall grinned and in a heartbeat swiped right.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 24, 2023 16:58:55 GMT -5
Berrynose quickly accepted, excited to finally get away with Poppyfrost. They met in the middle of the dance floor, and started to do the orange justice.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 24, 2023 17:01:18 GMT -5
Birchfall putted some sunglasses and a dope hat hat on and started to break dance as Berrynose dabbed. Poppyfrost's jaw dropped. Never in a million years would she have thought Berrynose would cheat her!
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 24, 2023 17:24:29 GMT -5
Just then, Whitewing entered the dancefloor, wanting to celebrate their anniversary. Never in a million years would she see Birchfall humping Berrynose. She looked over at Poppyfrost, who was looking at her admirably. "Since both of our boyfriends are cheating on us, lets show them some girl power!" She exclaimed, trying to be cool.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 24, 2023 17:28:45 GMT -5
"I don't see why not." Whitewing accepted. Then she started to make out with Poppyfrost.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 24, 2023 17:49:57 GMT -5
Birchfall looked at Whitewing in shock, surprised at her simple reaction. "I've never liked you anyways!" He hissed at her. She glared at him and said to Poppyfrost, "You are hot. You want to have a date sometime?" She glanced at Birchfall, wanting to see him hurt. Just then, the disco floor lights turned off. The music turned off. Everything was dark.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 24, 2023 17:55:25 GMT -5
"Sorry!" Firestar yowled. "Power-outage!" "Wait, but we don't use elctricity!" Lionblaze said, stepping forward. "Well that's not my problem." Firestar flicked a switch and a disco ball floated in the air and neon light appeared everywhere.
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Post by Dark on Jul 24, 2023 19:39:44 GMT -5
"AAAHHH MY EYES!" shouted Longtail, shielding his face with his paws. Cloudtail blinked, confused. "Aren't you blind?" "Shut up and let me enjoy being dramatic," Longtail hissed.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 24, 2023 19:40:20 GMT -5
Jayfeather's spirit floated by. "What is the big ruckus about!" He yowled. Then, the light hit him. It was so bright that it blinded his blindness. He blinked and when he opened his eyes, he had perfect 20/20 vision. "Wow, Scourge. You look a lot uglier than how I thought you looked." Jayfeather meowed, his gaze laid on Scourge.
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Post by Dark on Jul 24, 2023 19:43:11 GMT -5
Scourge flipped his emo hair in an attempt to look shmexy. "Stupid Gayfeather, you've been blind for so long you-" Then he got canceled on twitter for being ableist.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 24, 2023 19:46:11 GMT -5
"NOO!! I WENT FROM 2 FOLLOWERS TO 1!!!" Scourge fell to the ground, sobbing. Then, Ashfur's spirit flew by. "I'll be taking this." He said as he grabbed Scourge's pillow.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 25, 2023 8:33:15 GMT -5
Just then, Squirrelflight came by, wonder what all of the chaos was. "Father! Why are the lights so bright?" She hissed at Firestar. Firestar glanced at her, and turned the music even louder to drown her voice. Squirrelflight went over to Lionblaze to ask questions. "I was just coming for a sleepover. I even brought my pillow and blanket!" Just then, Ashfur saw Squirrelflight and her sleepover supplies.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 8:53:03 GMT -5
"HOLLYLEAF! IT WAS YOU!!" Ashfur snatched Squirrelflight's pillow out of her paws and dashed after Hollyleaf. "Hey!" Squirrelflight yowled.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 14:52:58 GMT -5
Hollyleaf then turned around started running backwards. She put on some sunglasses and waved Ashfur's fur in the air while making an "L" with her claw.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 25, 2023 15:49:45 GMT -5
Ashfur raced after Hollyleaf, but her black pelt blended in with the shadow. "Nooooo! Hollyleaf, you moron, you just ruined my W-Rizz! I was gonna go on a date with Squirrelflight!" He yowled at the shadows. What he didn't realize, was that Brambleclaw was behind him, and recorded the whole scene with his 1960s camera.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 16:05:50 GMT -5
"HEY!! You little-" Ashfur was cut off by Squirrelflight's furious hiss. "GIVE ME BACK MY PILLOW OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!" She said while pinning him down. Ashfur's startled expression melted into a grin. "Why are you smiling?" Squirrelflight hissed. "Look! Your touching me!" Ashfur meowed, his mew full of joy.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 25, 2023 16:16:18 GMT -5
"You idiot! Why are you so obsessed of me! Now GIVE ME BACK MY PILLOW OR ELSE!" She hissed into his ear, while unsheathing her claws." Ashfur grinned, and mewed, "Well babe, that won't be happening." He dissapeared in a cloud of smoke under Squirrelflight's grasp." "OMGEEEEE, I can't believe I caught that on camera." Brambleclaw said in a Gen-z voice. "That was so slay, queen! I can't wait to show Leafpool and post it on, like, tiktok. She is so hot."
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 25, 2023 16:18:32 GMT -5
Squirrelflight's confused expression suddenly became realization. "YOUR CHEATING ON ME, BRAMBLECLAW??????" She hissed with furry.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 25, 2023 16:19:58 GMT -5
"FINALLY!" She expression changed to joy as Brambleclaw took a selfie. "I can finally officially become mates with Crowfeather now!"
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 25, 2023 16:22:34 GMT -5
"OMGEEE!!! KARMA IS A REAL BI-" He said in a "slay" tune. "This so totally the most, like, slayie story ever. I'm gonna tell Leafpool!"
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