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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 7, 2023 15:13:47 GMT -5
Crowfeather processed this information by staring off into space. “Wait a sec.” He dashed back to his spot where he was observing Heathertail and Breezepelt to learn more wisdom.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2023 20:00:17 GMT -5
Breezepelt and Heathertail were playing Never Have I Ever and so far Heathertail was winning.
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Post by lightfur on Dec 13, 2023 13:31:06 GMT -5
Ashfur was watching in the distance. "Damn it!" "I should have gone for Ferncloud, not the kits!" He said to himself.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2023 14:57:54 GMT -5
Dustpelt was nearby and karate-chopped Ashfur. He was very famous then, nobody liked Ashfur. Plus it only made him more attractive to Ferncloud.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 13, 2023 16:27:06 GMT -5
Ferncloud swooned over Dustpelt and stepped over Ashfur to get to him.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2023 17:22:47 GMT -5
The only cat paying attention was Stemleaf, who had a disgusted look on his star-cat face as he stared at Ashfur's new "hands". They were the ugliest things he had ever seen.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 20, 2023 18:06:16 GMT -5
“Ew,” Stemleaf murmured to himself. Unfortunately, Ashfur heard him and came charging his way.
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Post by lightfur on Dec 21, 2023 11:54:44 GMT -5
Ashfur then slapped Stemleaf with his fake, rubbery, one dollar hand.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 21, 2023 13:17:57 GMT -5
Stemleaf reached behind him and started flipping Ashfur off with two middle finger rubber hands.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 22, 2023 18:19:57 GMT -5
As Stemleaf backed away from Ashfur, he stuck out his younger at him. Ashfur’s eyes lit up with fury as he charged towards the star speckled cat, ready to attack. Unfortunately, Stemleaf disappeared behind the badgers, causing Ashfur to run right into the creatures.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 23, 2023 9:09:39 GMT -5
Sadly for Ashfur, he was killed during the beating. So he was returned to the mildly inconvenient forest.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jan 3, 2024 16:20:06 GMT -5
Meanwhile back in the forest, the badgers were getting bored and restless, destroying everything in sight.
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Post by کیوان on Jan 3, 2024 16:35:28 GMT -5
This prompted Hollyleaf to jump off the US Capitol and land on her feet in front of the badgers, knife in hand. "You want war? I'll give you DECEPTION."
"Uh, don't you mean 'armageddon'?" Lionblaze asked.
Suddenly, all of the badgers turned into cats, who in turn turned on each other.
Jayfeather materialized beside Lionblaze. "She means deception."
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jan 3, 2024 20:12:53 GMT -5
Crowfeather appeared beside them after being rejected by Heathertail, eyes red, boiling with anger. He pulled out a gun from his pelt and aimed it at the badgers, needing something to take out his anger on.
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Post by کیوان on Jan 4, 2024 16:21:36 GMT -5
Stemleaf slowly walked up behind Crowfeather and whispered, "I had hoped that our alliance would have been a little more... deadly."
Crowfeather could only nod.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jan 19, 2024 15:54:44 GMT -5
Hollyleaf and Lionblaze instantly jumped back and screamed like kits. Jayfeather stood there confused. "THERES A FRICKEN NUKE RIGHT THERE!!!" Lionblaze screeched while running away.
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Post by aguywithayota on Feb 3, 2024 23:20:43 GMT -5
Suddenly, Crowfeather showed up and said something super racist.
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Post by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯IvyStar¯\_(ツ)_/¯ on Feb 4, 2024 23:02:58 GMT -5
Everyone stared and gaped at each other. Breezepelt opened his mouth wide to respond. "Sir this is a Dr. Suess book I don't think you can swear." Crowfeather gave his son a light-skin stare. "Shut up old man!" He threw a sock and then ran away like a 10-year-old preppy going to Sephora. (I'm sorry I tried.)
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Bisexual
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MistShadow
Swimming to the darkness~
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Post by MistShadow on Feb 5, 2024 7:12:40 GMT -5
Bluestar went up to them and turned emo and started dancing with Jayfeather's ash.
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