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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Oct 27, 2023 18:42:32 GMT -5
Longtail flew down from Starclan, woken from his nap by backwards Latin. “What in the name of Starclan are you doing?!” He exclaimed. Mousefur suddenly appeared beside Gray Wing. “Living.”
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Post by کیوان on Oct 28, 2023 13:41:17 GMT -5
Ashfur angrily pointed a finger at Gray Wing. "I shall host my wedding atop your funeral!" He shouted with the force of a thousand eyeball demons.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Oct 28, 2023 15:01:21 GMT -5
Squirrelflight gagged in disgust as she heard Ashfur say that. “Yuck. I don’t want to have a wedding with someone with noodles for arms!”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Oct 29, 2023 19:45:17 GMT -5
Bramblestar stepped forward. “She means you look like a banana.” He growled coldly before putting on sunglasses and moonwalking away casually.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Oct 30, 2023 20:17:26 GMT -5
Ashfur jumped into his emotional support closet and spoke to the closet like it was his dearest friend. “A-and then she said, ‘Yuck. I don’t have to have a wedding with someone with noodles for arms!’.” Ashfur muttered as he fought back tears. “Like, how could she say such a thing! And then Bramblestar called me a banana! Can you believe that?!” He screeched before he continued to sob.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Oct 31, 2023 22:05:06 GMT -5
Ashfur gasped. He couldn’t believe his emotional support closet would just betray him like that!
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 1, 2023 9:17:30 GMT -5
“I DEMAND MY CROWN!!” He yowled. The closet looked disapprovingly at Ashfur while shaking his head. Ashfur pouted before screeching. “I WILL TAKE OVER THE CLANS THAT HAVE HURT ME AND DESTROY ANYTHING IN MY PATH!!!!”
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Post by کیوان on Nov 1, 2023 11:58:12 GMT -5
Gray Wing walked over and slapped Ashfur in the face. "Are you stupid?! Rule Number One of world domination: NEVER announce your plans in excruciating detail to the public!"
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 1, 2023 19:36:38 GMT -5
Ashfur growled in protest as he was shoved into the closet that betrayed him. “I OBJECT!!” Ashfur yowled from inside the closet. “THE FIRST AMENDMENT STATES I HAVE FREE SPEECH AND EXPRESSION!! IF THIS IS HOW I EXPRESS MYSELF, YOU CAN NOT STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” The closet slammed the door shut on Ashfur’s muzzle, removing Ashfur’s right to state his disapproval.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 3, 2023 17:21:24 GMT -5
Ashfur called out, but soon realized he had gone mute completely after not speaking for so many years. Suddenly, a bright green laser fired right past him, leaving a small cut on his face.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 4, 2023 20:35:40 GMT -5
“-sprouting a potato from a radish seed. Here you go.” Firestar threw a tiny seed at Ashfur before floating back to the heavens.
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Post by lazzylake on Nov 4, 2023 21:54:11 GMT -5
Ashfur stared at the stupid, pathetic radish seed for what seemed like hours before the miraculous idea hit him. He did the sickest rain dance you’d ever seen and waited to see if StarClan approved-
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 5, 2023 21:22:52 GMT -5
“How dare you show favor towards one leader.” He scowled. “Honor the rest or else-“
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Post by 𝕊𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕋𝕒𝕚𝕝ツ on Nov 6, 2023 12:09:54 GMT -5
Riverstar takes over starclan and makes Ashfur deputy
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 6, 2023 19:41:31 GMT -5
Ashfur and Riverstar fist bump as they both put on sunglasses with a grin while the other leaders and Gray Wing are sobbing in the corner.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 7, 2023 15:46:13 GMT -5
Gray Wing observes as Windstar power ups. He realized how to take down Ashfur and Riverstar so he sets up a electric terrain, sending Thunderstar into a frenzy.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 7, 2023 17:30:48 GMT -5
-handing the item ‘black glasses’ to Shadowstar. A blur of darkness suddenly appeared around Shadowstar and he glared at Ashfur and Riverstar with tension flowing in the air.
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