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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 19, 2023 18:09:54 GMT -5
Skystar smiled. “You don’t!” He said. Then he whipped out a machine gun and handed over the small scrap of fur. “You use this!”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 20, 2023 18:59:34 GMT -5
Rock placed his paws on Ashfur, making sure he was dead before glaring up at the five original leaders. “It was a cannon event.” Suddenly Miguel's theme plays in the background.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2023 19:59:47 GMT -5
The kitten stabbed Ashfur, they are Rock's apprentice. "I AM the canon events."
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 20, 2023 21:55:21 GMT -5
Miguel’s theme intensified as the kitten’s eyes lit up with a murderous gleam as it charged towards Thunderstar.
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Post by Purdyisbestboi on Nov 20, 2023 21:59:36 GMT -5
Thunderstar pulls a grenade out of his pocket and throws it on the ground, causing the kitten to get blown backwards, and Thunderstar backflips away like Hector in S4E13 of Breaking Bad.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2023 7:21:17 GMT -5
The kitten won't be bested by a mortal. She spams Erin Hunter's inbox and gets Thunderstar retconned to be the villain next series
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 21, 2023 13:23:50 GMT -5
Suddenly, the ground started the shift. Cracks formed in the earth and Firestar burst out of the ground and shot green lasers out of his eyes towards Thunderstar.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 21, 2023 16:16:22 GMT -5
Firestar was about to retort before he settled down and thought about what Thunderstar said. “B-but, I’m s-supposed to b-be the h-hero!” He stuttered. His eyes glowed a bright green as he turned back to Thunderstar. “WELL THEN I AM NO LONGER PART OF THUNDERCLAN!!”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 21, 2023 20:07:26 GMT -5
Then his eyes glowed brighter right before huge lasers shot out of his eyes and obliterated Thunderstar.
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Post by Defty on Nov 28, 2023 10:21:45 GMT -5
Thunderstar’s face shriveled in shock as he started to disintegrate. “My piñata!” were his final words, with no context.
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Post by lightfur on Nov 28, 2023 19:33:40 GMT -5
Juniperkit ran to the remains of the piñata only to find nothing but lemonheads.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 28, 2023 22:23:36 GMT -5
“Yuck!” Juniperkit spat. Suddenly a small scrap of white, fluffy fur rushed past while screeching, “OMG LEMONHEADS!!”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Nov 30, 2023 15:44:05 GMT -5
The small cat screeched as the lemonheads exploded in front of them. They became depressed and ran away dramatically before coming back a few minutes later because running away was boring.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 1, 2023 18:53:20 GMT -5
“Shoot.” The cat mumbled before violently trying to get off the random cat they had stuck onto.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2023 3:57:41 GMT -5
They thrashed around in their panic to try to get unstuck, crashing into bushes and undergrowth doing so.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 2, 2023 21:44:36 GMT -5
They accidentally intruded on two cats having a moment. The white cat silently stared and the two lovebirds before saying, “Did we interrupt something here?”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 4, 2023 22:11:52 GMT -5
*insert violence here* The white kit’s head rolled to the side, no longer one with it’s body. The she-cat looked towards her mate. “Now where were we?”
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Asexual
#8B0000
Name Colour
🍄🎶✨Brambleheart✨🎶🍄
Sorcerer Supreme
thank you kate cary
Pronouns: She/her, they/them
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Post by 🍄🎶✨Brambleheart✨🎶🍄 on Dec 5, 2023 9:46:34 GMT -5
Suddenly, Juniperclaw appeared with a bowl of brown circles, screaming "REESES PUFF REESES PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP" out of sheer stir craziness.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 5, 2023 20:21:28 GMT -5
Breezepelt busted in to the party screaming, “BETCHA CAN’T EAT JUST ONE!! LAYSS!!” The other two stared at him in confusion. “But that’s not a cereal.” Juniperclaw said.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Dec 6, 2023 15:41:17 GMT -5
Breezepelt’s jaw dropped and soon his expression changed to a growl. Crowfeather observed from afar. “I could really learn something from that girl…” He murmured. He snapped his head towards Nightcloud before screaming. “I’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU IDIOT!”
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