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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Nov 19, 2023 18:09:54 GMT -5
Skystar smiled. โYou donโt!โ He said. Then he whipped out a machine gun and handed over the small scrap of fur. โYou use this!โ
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Post by Sunleap24973 on Nov 20, 2023 16:54:21 GMT -5
(Where is this going?)
"Cool!" The young kit exclaimed! She pointed the gun in a random direction. Just then Ashfur broke into Starclan! The tiny kitten shot him. The 5 original leaders stared down at Ashfur's dead body.
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Nov 20, 2023 18:59:34 GMT -5
Rock placed his paws on Ashfur, making sure he was dead before glaring up at the five original leaders. โIt was a cannon event.โ Suddenly Miguel's theme plays in the background.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2023 19:59:47 GMT -5
The kitten stabbed Ashfur, they are Rock's apprentice. "I AM the canon events."
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Nov 20, 2023 21:55:21 GMT -5
Miguelโs theme intensified as the kittenโs eyes lit up with a murderous gleam as it charged towards Thunderstar.
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Post by Purdyisbestboi on Nov 20, 2023 21:59:36 GMT -5
Thunderstar pulls a grenade out of his pocket and throws it on the ground, causing the kitten to get blown backwards, and Thunderstar backflips away like Hector in S4E13 of Breaking Bad.
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Post by Sunleap24973 on Nov 20, 2023 22:32:32 GMT -5
Thunderstar starts floating backward while shooting finger guns at everyone.
Gray Wing and the others looked at each other wondering what the heck just happened.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2023 7:21:17 GMT -5
The kitten won't be bested by a mortal. She spams Erin Hunter's inbox and gets Thunderstar retconned to be the villain next series
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Nov 21, 2023 13:23:50 GMT -5
Suddenly, the ground started the shift. Cracks formed in the earth and Firestar burst out of the ground and shot green lasers out of his eyes towards Thunderstar.
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Post by Sunleap24973 on Nov 21, 2023 13:55:09 GMT -5
"You dishonor Thunderclan!" Firestar yells furiously.
Thunderstar starts floating, "Technically, you're the one dishonoring Thunderlcan. I'm the founder of Thunderclan so that means that we have always been a shady evil clan! You're going against tradition!"
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Nov 21, 2023 16:16:22 GMT -5
Firestar was about to retort before he settled down and thought about what Thunderstar said. โB-but, Iโm s-supposed to b-be the h-hero!โ He stuttered. His eyes glowed a bright green as he turned back to Thunderstar. โWELL THEN I AM NO LONGER PART OF THUNDERCLAN!!โ
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Post by Sunleap24973 on Nov 21, 2023 16:59:17 GMT -5
"I will start my own clan!" Firestar yowled, "It'll be called Heroclan! Where only heroes are allowed!"
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Nov 21, 2023 20:07:26 GMT -5
Then his eyes glowed brighter right before huge lasers shot out of his eyes and obliterated Thunderstar.
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Post by Defty on Nov 28, 2023 10:21:45 GMT -5
Thunderstarโs face shriveled in shock as he started to disintegrate. โMy piรฑata!โ were his final words, with no context.
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Post by lightfur on Nov 28, 2023 19:33:40 GMT -5
Juniperkit ran to the remains of the piรฑata only to find nothing but lemonheads.
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Nov 28, 2023 22:23:36 GMT -5
โYuck!โ Juniperkit spat. Suddenly a small scrap of white, fluffy fur rushed past while screeching, โOMG LEMONHEADS!!โ
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Post by Sunleap24973 on Nov 30, 2023 14:56:13 GMT -5
Then suddenly the lemonheads exploded! Thunderstar's last trick.
(But fr I love lemonheads.)
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Nov 30, 2023 15:44:05 GMT -5
The small cat screeched as the lemonheads exploded in front of them. They became depressed and ran away dramatically before coming back a few minutes later because running away was boring.
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Dec 1, 2023 18:53:20 GMT -5
โShoot.โ The cat mumbled before violently trying to get off the random cat they had stuck onto.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2023 3:57:41 GMT -5
They thrashed around in their panic to try to get unstuck, crashing into bushes and undergrowth doing so.
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Dec 2, 2023 21:44:36 GMT -5
They accidentally intruded on two cats having a moment. The white cat silently stared and the two lovebirds before saying, โDid we interrupt something here?โ
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Dec 4, 2023 22:11:52 GMT -5
*insert violence here* The white kitโs head rolled to the side, no longer one with itโs body. The she-cat looked towards her mate. โNow where were we?โ
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Post by ๐๐ถโจBrambleheartโจ๐ถ๐ on Dec 5, 2023 9:46:34 GMT -5
Suddenly, Juniperclaw appeared with a bowl of brown circles, screaming "REESES PUFF REESES PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP" out of sheer stir craziness.
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Post by Sunleap24973 on Dec 5, 2023 14:02:45 GMT -5
Then Tigerstar II jumped out saying, "Frosted Flakes They're Grrrrrrreat!" The battle of the cereals had begun.
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Dec 5, 2023 20:21:28 GMT -5
Breezepelt busted in to the party screaming, โBETCHA CANโT EAT JUST ONE!! LAYSS!!โ The other two stared at him in confusion. โBut thatโs not a cereal.โ Juniperclaw said.
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Post by []ฬท ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ []ฬท on Dec 6, 2023 15:41:17 GMT -5
Breezepeltโs jaw dropped and soon his expression changed to a growl. Crowfeather observed from afar. โI could really learn something from that girlโฆโ He murmured. He snapped his head towards Nightcloud before screaming. โIโM BREAKING UP WITH YOU IDIOT!โ
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