Let's Write Silly Fanfics Sentence by Sentence :D

The presence of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson instantly summoned DC Comics's Peacemaker to the scene, who proceeded to shout in a thick Welsh accent, "Hello, Hivewing Kingdom! Right now I have ice cream! I really like ice cream!"

The sheer confusion as to why John Cena was making a Wings of Fire reference was palpable in the air. One could hear a stick drop. Lionblaze and Jayfeather glanced at each other. Dawnpelt shrugged.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson slowly turned her head towards Dawnpelt, and his eye enlarged as the sound of an explosion could be heard in the distance.

Slowly, he picked up the rock and said, "And that was your biggest mistake." Jayfeather stared in horror as the rock flew towards Dawnpelt at lightning speed.

Upon witnessing the act of the superhero, Ashfur and Flametail spontaneously arrived at the scene and shouted in unison, "This is the ultimate showdown, of Old Godzilla." Dawnpelt sighed, having survived the attack, and Jayfeather walked up to her and critiqued her survival skills.

Brambleclaw gasped in surprise. "What do you think you're getting at?!" he shouted.

Dawnpelt suddenly began levitating and making an infinity symbol in the air, her eyes turning red. She looked at John Cena and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and shouted "You're not the only one... who made a deal with the DEVIL!!!".

The moment was filled with so much cringe that Jayfeather's nose began to bleed.

In that moment, Flametail, Hollyleaf, and BeRrYnOsE showed up at the scene wearing aprons and began yelling at Jayfeather to get over here. Jayfeather responded by summoning Ashfur's wig and T-posing on the group. John Cena and Dwayne Johnson shared a beer.

"You know who you are, Dawnpelt," BeRrYnOsE shouted. "You can speak for yourself."

"Ok, that's cool and all," Lionblaze said to nobody in particular. "But that doesn't change the fact that Ashfur's nowhere to be seen with his cowboy hat."

Jayfeather barfs out all his internal organs and dies.

Dawnpelt and Hollyleaf leaped at Moana and scratched her furiously. Jayfeather sat on the side, munching on his popcorn while enjoying the sounds of violence.

Moana started sobbing from flashbacks and fell down to her knees and died. John Cena walked up behind Hollyleaf and squished her into a banana.

“RAHHHHH!” John Cena screamed then threw at snowball at Lionblaze even though it was the middle of summer.

"Screw you, old man!" Jayfeather shouted at Darwin. "You're the origin of feces!"

Darwin was quickly angered by Jayfeather and rushed at John Cena, Dwayne Johnson, and Captain America in a blind rage. But the group was prepared for a fight, and Darwin was promptly removed from the gene pool.

Dwayne Johnson shrugged nonchalantly. Captain America gave her a sheepish grin. John Cena spontaneously disappeared. Jayfeather coughed.

“Yo wassup losers.” He said. “How does it feel not being the main character?”

Brambleclaw zoomed infront of Firestar. “LEAVE YOU OLD MAN!!” He yowled. “STOP CHASING AFTER YOUR NEICE!!”