Let's Write Silly Fanfics Sentence by Sentence :D

Flametail whipped his head around to look at Jayfeather, his blond stolen wig dramatically blowing in the wind.

Suddenly Ashfur jumped out a bush and screeched. “GIVE MY BACK MY WIG YOU LITTLE PEICE OF SHI-“

“What the-“ Ashfur barely began before Dawnpelt thundered down from the sky and hit Ashfur in the head with a big stick.

Turns out the bug that he tripped on was a leech and the leech got very angry and starting sucking the blood out of Ashfur.

Brindleface floated down from the sky, pulled the leech off of Ashfur, and gave him a swift slap across the face. The emotional damage sound effect played.

Brindleface gave him the material girl sassy look, grabbed his stick, and banged Ashfur over the head with it.

“HEY!!” Lionblaze screeched. “How DARE you!” He said as he raised a banana and threw it at Dawnpelt.

Suddenly, out of thin air, Leafpool and Squirrelflight appeared. “You. Don’t. Hurt. My. Son.” Leafpool growled. Squirrelflight leaped onto Dawnpelt and put a walmart tote bag on her head. Brambleclaw and took Dawnpelt out of his mate’s grasps and buried her in a bathtub of potatos. Crowfeather appeared from behind a bush and put a rubber band on Dawnpelt’s nose.

Ashfur whined loudly and screeched with anger and kept towards Juniperclaw. Juniperclaw smirked and shifted to the side to reveal several kits. Startled, Ashfur fell face first right in front of the kits. The kittens’ eyes glowed mischievously as they grinned at Ashfur.

Juniperkit had a huge grin on his face as he began flickering in and out of existence. "To catch me," he whispered, "you must see me."

Dandelionkit began punching her face repeatedly. With a bellowing voice that shook the trees, she shouted, "You will accept chaos, by choice OR by force!"

The blunt force Ashfur received awakened his memories of a past life when he was an aspiring rapper named "Li'l Corn Cob". He took the opportunity in the sky to sing his favorite song.

I cry every night,

but it's not because I'm sad.

It's because I

love my dad!

Ashfur gave BeRrYnOsE the old Integrity elbow, shaking his head in disgust.

"Never hug me again," Ashfur spat. "Your breath stinks. I never loved you anyway; I prefer Mousewhisker."

It was in this fashion that Daisy inadvertently summoned two giant silhouettes of Ashfur wearing a cowboy hat, pumping his fists in the air and screaming with his eyes close, in the mountains.

A violent shove from Lionblaze sent Ashfur careening down the clearing. With superfeline speed, Lionblaze pinned Ashfur's tail to the ground, his gigachad physique rippling as every muscle burned with rage.

"Just because there are three of you now doesn't mean I can't still flay the wimpy fur off your body."

The golden tabby let out a deep, throaty growl as Ashfur's eyes glistened in fear. A deep breath inhaled through Lionblaze's nostrils before he uttered his signature catchphrase.

"It's blazin ' time."