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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 25, 2023 12:10:31 GMT -5
Lionblaze appeared from the shadows. “Hey sis.”
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Post by Dark on Aug 25, 2023 12:35:32 GMT -5
Hollyleaf was still fast asleep, snoring as loud as a garbage truck.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 25, 2023 15:02:12 GMT -5
Lionblaze did the side eye and brought Mewy Jackson down from Starclan to wake Hollyleaf up. Mewy Jacksons got a microphone and huge speakers and sang Bille paws for everyone in the forest to hear.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 25, 2023 15:07:05 GMT -5
“Shut up! I’m trying to rizz Rock up!” Lionblaze turned his head and saw Jayfeather hissing towards him. Jayfeather started flirting with Rock.
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Post by Dark on Aug 25, 2023 17:27:18 GMT -5
Lionblaze facepalmed but he slapped himself too hard that he ended up knocking himself out.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 26, 2023 10:42:03 GMT -5
“Oh no!” Mewy Jackson said. “We need to wake to cats up now!” So he called over Elvis Pawsley to do a duet with him.
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Post by Dark on Aug 26, 2023 11:57:34 GMT -5
The two sang “Sweet Home Alabama” together in an attempt to wake the siblings up.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 26, 2023 12:01:04 GMT -5
“SHUT UP YOU DINGUS!” Jayfeather yowled. “I’M TRYING TO RIZZ UP THE ROCK!!” He said as Dwayne the Rock Johnson was standing infront of him.
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Post by Dark on Aug 26, 2023 12:44:19 GMT -5
Jayfeather blinked, realizing what he had just said, and looked back at Dwayne the Rock Johnson. “Wait- I MEAN ROCK!” As quick as he had shown up, Dwayne disappeared and Rock stood in his place. Jayfeather gave a flirtatious smirk. “Now I can use my two million five hundred and seventy-two thousand three hundred and seventeen pick up lines!”
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Asexual
🩶Silverspark🩶
how do I keep getting money?!
Pronouns: She/her or cat pronouns
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Post by 🩶Silverspark🩶 on Aug 26, 2023 17:49:26 GMT -5
Jayfeather put on a sigma face. “Hey, are you a keyboard? ‘Cuz you’re my type,” He said in a w rizz voice while doing finger guns. Rock’s expression was confused. “What’s a keyboard?”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 26, 2023 20:32:46 GMT -5
Jayfeather bit his lip and grinned at Rock. “Are you a construction worker? ‘Cause you are building!” He meowed, trying to be cool.
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Asexual
🩶Silverspark🩶
how do I keep getting money?!
Pronouns: She/her or cat pronouns
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Post by 🩶Silverspark🩶 on Aug 26, 2023 21:14:20 GMT -5
Rock was still very confused, so he just slowly backed off a cliff and died. Jayfeather started furiously sobbing. Dustpelt came down from StarClan to comfort him.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 26, 2023 21:25:04 GMT -5
“Shut up.” Jayfeather said through tears. Dustpelt shrugged and floated back into the clouds but was soon replaced by Hollyleaf, who had finally woken, and Fallen Leaves who were furiously making out.
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Asexual
🩶Silverspark🩶
how do I keep getting money?!
Pronouns: She/her or cat pronouns
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Post by 🩶Silverspark🩶 on Aug 27, 2023 12:36:11 GMT -5
Jayfeather stopped crying. “Fallen Leaves, I thought you died?”
“Sadly, yes. But I lived!” Fallen Leaves said in triumph. Then he went back to making out with Hollyleaf.
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Post by Dark on Aug 27, 2023 14:22:31 GMT -5
“Hmmmm…” Jayfeather narrowed his eyes as he stared at Fallen Leaves. Then he started rubbing his paws together like an evil maniac.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 27, 2023 17:14:12 GMT -5
Jayfeather leaped into the air and karate chopped Fallen Leaves’ shoulder but then yowled in pain as he heard his paw crack.
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Asexual
🩶Silverspark🩶
how do I keep getting money?!
Pronouns: She/her or cat pronouns
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Post by 🩶Silverspark🩶 on Aug 27, 2023 18:24:54 GMT -5
Hollyleaf gasped while Fallen Leaves snickered at Jayfeather, now clutching his paw and wailing like a kit. “Jayfeather, how could you?!” She screeched. “It’s ok bae,” Fallen Leaves said. “His weak chops couldn’t hurt a fly, even with perfect 20/20 vision,”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 27, 2023 20:54:46 GMT -5
Jayfeather hopped around, screeching. “SOMEONE GET ME A MEDICINE CAT!! I BROKE MY PAW!!” He yowled and screamed. Yellowfang’s face appeared in the clouds. “Bro,” She began. “You are one. Loser.” Then she disappeared.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 28, 2023 11:51:54 GMT -5
Leafpool floated down from the clouds with her eyes closed as she felt very calm. “Is one of my children calling for help? I’m here to answer.” Then she opened her eyes to see which one of her kits needed treatment but immediately frowned and flew back to Starclan when she saw Jayfeather before her.
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Asexual
🩶Silverspark🩶
how do I keep getting money?!
Pronouns: She/her or cat pronouns
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Post by 🩶Silverspark🩶 on Aug 28, 2023 12:14:32 GMT -5
Jayfeather started wailing again. “Even my own mother hates me!”
Half Moon flew down from StarClan, holding Jayfeather’s stick in her mouth. “We don’t hate you, Jayfeather,” she soothed. Jayfeather put his head on Half Moon’s shoulder and sniffled.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 28, 2023 12:15:55 GMT -5
“Eww, Yuck.” Half Moon meowed, grossed out. “Don’t let your snot drip on me.”
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Asexual
🩶Silverspark🩶
how do I keep getting money?!
Pronouns: She/her or cat pronouns
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Post by 🩶Silverspark🩶 on Aug 28, 2023 12:22:47 GMT -5
GUYS WHY ARE WE BULLYING JAYFEATHER
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Post by Dark on Aug 28, 2023 12:24:36 GMT -5
I AGREE
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Post by Dark on Aug 28, 2023 12:25:00 GMT -5
Jayfeather frowned and a tear dripped from his eye.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 28, 2023 15:10:54 GMT -5
“YUCK!” Half moon screeched as the salty water touched her shoulder. “KEEP YOUR TEARS OFF MY SHOULDER!!”
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