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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 22, 2023 20:46:41 GMT -5
All of the cats descended to Starclan, swearing at Jayfeather. "Whoops." Said the Shrek god. Then he said a prophesy. "Gayfeather. I, the Shrek god, Poopsie, forby pronounce you as Shrayfeather. By honor, glory, and power, you now have the power to make any piece of birch say 'Shrek'. 'With great honor comes great responsibility,' Quoted from Shrekerman. You must go on a journey to the land of no Shreks and turn every stick into 'Shrek.' Otherwise, you will never see us again." Poopsie glowed with Shrek light and faded.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 23, 2023 7:00:07 GMT -5
Shrayfeather jumped with excitement and quickly rushed over to the nearest birch. He raised his paw and when he touched it, POOF. It became shrek! Shrayfeather cackled menacingly. “I WILL CREATE A SHREK ARMY!!”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 23, 2023 8:17:52 GMT -5
Shrayfeather’s eyes lit on fire in anger. “I AM NOT GAY!” He then touched a bunch of birch trees and they all turned into shrek. “SHREK ARMY!! KILL HER!!”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 23, 2023 12:10:41 GMT -5
Hollyleaf screeched really girly and started running away like she was wearing high heels.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 23, 2023 14:54:39 GMT -5
"Wait. I'm dead. You Shupid idiots can't touch me!" She stopped moving but the Shreks attracted her and killed her. Kill + Kill = Live. Hollyleaf rose from a crack and floated into the world.
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Post by Dark on Aug 23, 2023 15:31:40 GMT -5
Fallen Leaves started to bawl his eyes out because now he and Hollyleaf couldn’t have their scheduled cuddle sesh.
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Aroace
Brokenstars
Not feeling good, really won't be on
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Post by Brokenstars on Aug 23, 2023 16:35:35 GMT -5
"Stop crying," said Redtail. "I've been dead since book one."
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Post by Dark on Aug 23, 2023 16:52:01 GMT -5
Fallen Leaves furrowed his unibrow angrily. “You are such a little [redacted]! Nobody wants to read about your [redacted] POV! You might as well just-“ Then he got poofed out of existence for breaking the guidelines.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 23, 2023 17:56:24 GMT -5
Redtail grinned before floating away into the heavens. Shrayfeather threw a tantrum like a 2 year old and screamed because the shrieks didn’t kill his sister.
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Post by Dark on Aug 23, 2023 18:05:22 GMT -5
“You are useless!” he screeched while stomping in a circle. “Kill my brother instead!” He demanded with a glance toward Lionblaze, who was currently making out with Cinderheart.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 23, 2023 18:26:03 GMT -5
Do u guys want to keep making this fan fiction but also start a new one?
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 23, 2023 18:57:10 GMT -5
I don’t really care. What do the rest of y’all think?
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 23, 2023 18:57:46 GMT -5
The shreks bowed at the feet of their master and stomped towards Lionblaze.
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Post by Dark on Aug 23, 2023 19:44:57 GMT -5
I don't mind really, though I do feel that if we start a new one it'll feel more fresh
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 23, 2023 22:32:10 GMT -5
So do u want to keep doing this one and just start a new one?
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 23, 2023 22:32:33 GMT -5
Lionblaze fought them off with his prophesy gift, but he was outnumbered.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 24, 2023 8:21:41 GMT -5
Shrayfeather gasped. “SHREK GOD! I SUMMON YOU! KILL MY BROTHER WHOM STATES THAT HE IS INVINCIBLE!”
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 24, 2023 11:37:48 GMT -5
Poopsie glowed in front of Shrayfeather. "Lol nerd, I'm not your servant. Sucks to be you XD!" Then he disappeared. Shrayfeather was so depressed that he died once again.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 24, 2023 11:57:01 GMT -5
Poopsie popped out the clouds again. “Also I’m removing you powers and your name is back to being Jayfeather now.”
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 24, 2023 16:31:01 GMT -5
Suddenly he barfed and shouted. “STARBUCKS!!”
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Post by Dark on Aug 24, 2023 16:42:43 GMT -5
Ashfur appeared out of thin air to announce that Jayfeather is Gayfeather.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 24, 2023 18:25:26 GMT -5
Gayfeather then fainted and woke up again and said, “Starbucks?” And started licking his barf.
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Post by Dark on Aug 24, 2023 18:37:42 GMT -5
should we end it here lmao
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 25, 2023 7:23:56 GMT -5
Yeah. We probably should. I really have no idea what’s going on anymore lol
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Post by Dark on Aug 25, 2023 8:31:01 GMT -5
Hollyleaf lay down in the clearing and rested her head on her paws lazily.
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