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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 29, 2023 19:12:56 GMT -5
Leafpool suddendly walked into camp. "Oh!" She jumped as she saw Hollyleaf and Jayfeather. "They're dead." Everyone looked skeptical. "I know a dead cat when I see one." Said Leafpool. "Let's bury them."
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Post by Dark on Jul 30, 2023 9:44:27 GMT -5
In his sleep, Jayfeather reached for the limited edition shrek happy meal toy because he could sense its presence.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 30, 2023 11:04:29 GMT -5
But it slowly floated away and said, "No. Don't try to reach me. I am far above you now."
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 31, 2023 10:32:06 GMT -5
What Jayfeather didn't know was when Shrek Happy Meal Toys get to Starclan, they automatically float to Ashfur's base.
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Post by Dark on Jul 31, 2023 12:16:27 GMT -5
What Jayfeather didn't know was when Shrek Happy Meal Toys get to Starclan, they automatically float to Ashfur's base. Spoof The Broken Code??) |
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Post by Dark on Jul 31, 2023 12:18:43 GMT -5
The sparkly hot pink shrek happy meal toy landed on the pile of other sparkly hot pink shrek happy meal toys. Suddenly, the pile started to shift because it was so large and toppled over.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 1, 2023 10:54:45 GMT -5
They all fell onto Ashfur who was crying because Leafpool left him for Mothwing. He struggled to find a way out so he made a cave in the Shrek toys and continued to cry like a sore loser.
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Post by Dark on Aug 1, 2023 17:16:01 GMT -5
Meanwhile, back in the living world, Jayfeather was still crying. Suddenly Flametail appeared with a McDonald’s happy meal box for his Jay Bae.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 1, 2023 18:16:53 GMT -5
“OMIGOSH!” Jayfeather squealed. He yanked the box out of Flametail’s paws and tore it open and inside he found a super uber edition happy meal toy, Shrek doing the hula.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 6, 2023 10:54:43 GMT -5
Jayfeather couldn't believe it. He hugged it to his chest tightly, and kissed it. The Shrek toy's eyes glowed, then said a prophesy.
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Post by Dark on Aug 6, 2023 17:40:42 GMT -5
“Ur gay,” it declared.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 8, 2023 6:16:26 GMT -5
Jayfeather gasped. “But I’m homophobic!” He meowed. “How could I be gay?!” Jayfeather became super angry and became to stop around like those animal crossing characters when they’re angry.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 10, 2023 21:55:05 GMT -5
Jayfeather gasped once again and continued to stomp around like an animal crossing charecter. Yellowfang pulled a net out of her fur and hit Jayfeather in the head with it.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 20, 2023 12:44:26 GMT -5
Jayfeather blacked out. His last words before he faded was, "I still haven't posted my photo on gaycats.net..." Firestar yowled, "It is now June. Time to celebrate pride month!!"
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Post by Dark on Aug 20, 2023 14:30:21 GMT -5
Alderheart leaped out from the medicine den with a confetti cannon and a noise maker jutting out of his mouth. "Don't worry, guys, I'm not smoking."
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 20, 2023 14:54:36 GMT -5
“I’M GAY!” Graystripe yowled then spun around and dabbed. Then he quickly stopped and pulled out a cigarette and lit it up and put it in his mouth. “You aren’t but I am.” He meowed mysteriously before passing out randomly.
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Post by Dark on Aug 20, 2023 16:10:11 GMT -5
"NOOO MY BBG!!" Firestar screeched while he cried over Graystripe's body.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 21, 2023 9:14:02 GMT -5
Suddenly Ashfur wobbled over, clearly drunk before saying, “Hey.” And raising his paw with a knife in it before letting it fall and stab Graystripe in the chest.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 22, 2023 10:17:31 GMT -5
Like with some of the other cats, Firestar died of dehydration. His pelt turned green, and Jayfeather swooped down screaming, "OMGEEEEE!!! IS THIS A LIFE SIZE SHREK?????"
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 22, 2023 10:25:51 GMT -5
He quickly ran over to his now dead grandpa and jumped around in joy, tears flying out of his eyes in joy. The water level was rising quickly due to his tears and Fireststar’s before.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 22, 2023 17:10:27 GMT -5
But it was to late. The camp was flooded and everyone was pushed bye the waves into the lake. What they didn’t know was that a bunch of sharks were beneath them.
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Post by Dark on Aug 22, 2023 17:14:21 GMT -5
“Nom nom nom,” said the sharks in synchronized formation.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Aug 22, 2023 17:33:14 GMT -5
Just then, an army of Shrek happy meal toys floated down. "WE ARE HERE TO SAVE OUR MASTER, GAYFEATHER!!!" They shouted. Jayfeather watched in disbelieve as his collection died for him. "NOOOOOO!! MY BELOVED!!" Jayfeather died of dehydration and sadness like the 3rd time in this story.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 22, 2023 17:46:38 GMT -5
Suddenly a large green plastic toy descended from the heavens. As it got closer, Jayfeather saw that it was the Shrek god. He gasped. “I am here to save you master.” He said with a dip of his head to Jayfeather.
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Post by Dark on Aug 22, 2023 19:15:16 GMT -5
Jayfeather promptly fainted because of how shrexy the toy was.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Aug 22, 2023 20:15:03 GMT -5
The Shrek god held up his plastic sword and stabbed the sharks like a shark kebab on his sword. But it accidentally stabbed and killed all the clan cats except for Jayfeather.
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