Searc: Let's put it this way.
Searc: If my father was drowning, I would pull up a lawn chair and watch.
Searc, entering the tavern with Neason and Julius: Can you guys get a table?
Neason: Okay.
Neason and Julius, three minutes later, carrying a table and sprinting at Searc: GO GO GO
Rekka: Man, I'm starving. I haven't eaten anything since eleven!
Neason: Whoa! How old are you now??
Rekka:
Julius, pointing a camera at Searc: There he is, our sweet baby.
Searc, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
Vincent: The rest of the Black Eagles can get so silly. Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only truly mature person here--
Silke, running in: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Vincent: *jumps up onto the nearest chair*
Silke: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
Luca: May I sit here?
Agnar: That's my lap.
Luca: That doesn't answer my question.
Luca: Covered in blood for sexy reasons
Luca: Also I just got stabbed
(the day the Lions realized just how sheltered Jason is)
Luca, suggestively: Why don't we take this into your dormroom?
Jason: Yeah, all right, sure.
Luca: You have protection, right?
Jason: Why? What's in my room?
Luca:
Néo: I can be just as dark and brooding as Searc or Megumi or--oh, my god, guys, look, a rainbow!!
Jasmine: You’re mean!
Néo: You’re meaner!
Jasmine: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
Néo: You’re uglier!
Jasmine: You’re a dumbass!
Néo: You’re a dumberass!
Jasmine: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
Néo: The eagles won today.
Ambrose: Oh, you watched the mock battle?
Néo, covered in scratches: What mock battle?
Jasmine: Ambrose says knights can't curse, it's in the code or something? So I'm cursing in ice cream flavors instead, and it's great, because Megumi hates it and keeps telling me to stop.
Ciarra: How on earth do you curse in ice cream flavors??
Jasmine: What the mint chocolate chip did you just say to me, punk? I'll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever-loving strawberry cheesecake out of you!
Ciarra:
Ciarra: That was beautiful.
Silke: Hey, so, yeah, anyone want to explain why there's a cow in the dorms right now?
Neason: Well, I wanted some milk last night, but we were all out, and I panicked--
Nora: Wow, she's so pretty.
Luca: Oh, don't be like that, Nora. You're pretty, too!
Nora: I'm not jealous, Luca, I'm gay.
Searc: Why do dads say weird things like "hhhwindy" instead of "windy" and "I hate you, I wish you were never born, go die in a ditch" instead of "I love you"?
Silke:
Agnar:
Julius:
Adora:
Jason: What kind of dad says "hhhwindy"??
Alastair: In twenty years, I guarantee you, I will be Luca's second spouse.
Luca: Why? What happened to my first?
Alastair: Nothing you can prove.
Desai, dying: Son, there's something I need to tell you.
Searc: What is it?
Desai: I just want you to know... I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Searc, softly: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.