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Post by Sussuru on Jun 17, 2022 13:02:25 GMT -5
If you do, maybe start with campaign 3. All are enjoyable but c3 is 100% the most polished and would be the easiest/quickest to catch up with haha
Hoping someone gives it to him just so I can see the resulting inner conflict ^^
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 13:06:31 GMT -5
Alright, I'll keep that in mind. Thanks ^^
He'll definitely try to secretly buy some at the marketplace and sneak it into his room xD He can't do so in front of other people because Neason and Searc probably remember that Julius doesn't like sweet food. But yeah, have someone offer him stuff like that and he'll turn them down while screaming on the inside!
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 13:17:04 GMT -5
Searc would be suspicious were as neason, the lovely idiot he is, would thi k "oh did he develop a sweet tooth in the time I haven't seen him??"
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 13:30:27 GMT -5
Yup! And this is why he can't take any chances. Instead that poor guy has to pretend to enjoy bitter food instead.
So here's some stuff from Konstantin's time as a student. Not really something Philomel can use against him aside from his awful cooking skills and the fact that he punched another student once xD
So, here's the old Blue Lions Squad:
Alyosha Daniil Fedorov
Konstantin Lukyan Fedorov
Elouan Ruben Dufort - Probably the most sensible one. He doesn't really get along with Marise.
Takuto Amano - A mage from Morfis and a friend of Konstantin and Alyosha.
Yana Voronin - Another friend of those two.
Idonea Laverne Vipond - doesn't show up in the quotes yet aside from being mentioned once.
Marise Guillot - She's kinda lazy and unmotivated but does her part during mission.
Céline Courtois - Best sword user of the gang. She's from Sreng.
Alyosha: That's just great. How could this get any-
Konstantin: *appears*
Alyosha: LET ME FINISH.
Alyosha: ...worse. You ruined it. You ruined the moment.
Elouan: I don't know what to get anybody. What do you think Alyosha needs?
Konstantin: An attitude adjustment or a punch in the face.
Elouan: Konstantin, you're not helping.
Konstantin: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Takuto.
Alyosha: What? Not everyone likes Takuto.
Konstantin: Who doesn’t?
Alyosha: Well—
Konstantin: Names, now. Give me their names.
Alyosha: I'm ignoring you.
Konstantin: ...
Alyosha: I said I'm ignoring you.
Konstantin: ...
Alyosha: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!
Konstantin: Be careful, okay?
Alyosha: Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?
Konstantin: Screw this up and I'll kill you.
Alyosha: That's more like it.
Alyosha and Yana: *singing* We don't need no education!
Elouan: Yes, you do. You've just used a double negative.
Alyosha: So you're like our mom. Our team mom. *chanting* TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM!
Elouan: I'm not the team mom!
Everyone: TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM!
Céline: Yana, why are you chanting?
Yana: It is a rather catchy chant.
Marise: TEAM MO-
Elouan: One more chant and no slushies after practice!
Konstantin: Stop insulting my brother, you dastard. The only one who can do that is me.
Golden Deer House Leader: Oh, really? Where does it say that?
Konstantin: My friend, I basically INVENTED insulting Alyosha. I could sue you for plagiarism anytime.
Konstantin, pointing a lance at Alyosha: There's an idiot at the end of this.
Alyosha: At which end?
Elouan, opening the door: I'm back.
Yana: I'm front.
Elouan: *walks back out and shuts the door*
Elouan: What's going on?
Marise: A huge mess. Idonea is yelling at Céline for the stupidest reason, Yana thinks she knows it all, Takuto agrees with everything she says, and Konstantin and Alyosha are trying to kill each other again.
Elouan: Okay, tell me if anything happens.
Elouan: So, what’s it like being Konstantin's brother?
Alyosha: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said, “Wait.”
Alyosha: Why the hell did we let morning people set the world's operating schedule?!
Marise: They did it while we were sleeping.
Blue Lions' Professor, to Golden Deer's Professor: I apologize for Konstantin's actions. He's not the most patient person. Cut him some slack, okay?
Konstantin: That's not true. If anything, my patience is my finest quality.
Blue Lions' Professor: You just broke someone's nose because he said one bad thing about Alyosha. That person probably won't wake up for at least a week.
(It probably was the Golden Deer House Leader who got punched.)
*loud explosion from the kitchen*
Alyosha: What was that?
Konstantin: Nothing!
Alyosha: Then why did I hear it??
Konstantin:
Konstantin: It-it was a very loud nothing??
Yana: I have a question for you!
Idonea: Okay...
Yana: What do you call a cow on the floor?
Idonea:
Yana: Ground beef.
Idonea: Get out.
Konstantin: I’m a great brother. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river yesterday.
Alyosha: Let’s not forget who TOSSED ME IN.
Konstantin:
Konstantin: Anyway, as I was saying-
Elouan: Marise, this is not how you write a thank-you card.
Marise: What's wrong with it?
Elouan, reading: "Dear Céline, thank you for the lovely birthday present. If my handwriting looks strained, that is because this is the sixteenth thank-you card Elouan has forced me to write. The muscles in my wrist are cramping as I struggle to finish this sentence. Ow, ow, oh, the pain. Yours sincerely, Marise."
Alyosha: *bakes cookies for a bake sale*
Konstantin: Can I have one?
Alyosha: You have to pay.
Konstantin: I'm your brother.
Alyosha: That's why I'm charging double.
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Post by Sussuru on Jun 17, 2022 13:36:33 GMT -5
It's wild to me that you created a whole other class :0
Like, wow. I already love them though so thanks!
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 13:46:35 GMT -5
Yeah, uh... it kinda happened xD While Ember and I were talking about what Orryn and Konstantin did as students I thought about it a bit more and after some time I suddenly had a whole class. Whoops xD I've been thinking of writing some stuff about my characters for quite some time now and while I never actually did that I at least imagined some scenarios. Still hope I can find the motivation some day. Things I wanna explore a little are some events during Konstantin's time as a student, Tahvo and his friends going to Louhi's tomb, Agnar and Isak fighting the Giant Wolf, Vincent talking to Anja (she works for his family) about crests and his sister because, unlike his parents, she understands his view on that... stuff like that ^^
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 13:49:02 GMT -5
Pine went further then me. All I did was make one other student XD and that student got kidnapped and orryn was blamed for it
Though clearly I haven't done enough to my sleep deprived man, as I'm like, what if I mess with him some more, where said student suddenly reappears, agarathan disguised, and everyone is happy they are back, but orryn is able to tell this isn't the real one. But no one believes him and just like "you are probably just tired and that's why you aren't remember8ng right" meanwhile orryn is stressing that this isn't the same person and citing legit evidence and everyone just dismisses him
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 13:54:45 GMT -5
Once again, what the actual hell, Ember xD Let's do this!
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 13:55:38 GMT -5
XD bet
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 13:57:16 GMT -5
The Devious Duo is at it again! Because I will come up with some way to torture some of my characters a bit more. You're a bad influence, Ember xD
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 13:58:26 GMT -5
A good bad influence though XD, I help us get ideas for being mean and giving character development to our ocs
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 14:53:16 GMT -5
Very big spam of incorrect quotes
Philomel: can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal.
Searc: i wanna be the one from harry potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
Julius: If you had to choose between Neason and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Searc: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Neason: Searc!
Julius: 63 gold.
Searc: …I’ll take the money.
Neason: SEARC!!!
Alastair: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Julius: Just rip the bandage off.
Alastair: It’s Luca.
Julius: I’m not dealing with this. Put the bandage back on.
Konstantin: name a way to be nice to others.
Jason: don’t kill them.
Konstantin: setting the bar a little low, but i’ll allow it.
Jasmine: I never considered you a rival
Schuyler: I never considered you at all
Jasmine: now that’s just hurtful
Konstantin: Hey Philomel, how long do you think it will take until I start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Philomel: I think-
Orryn: 72 hours
Konstantin: How did you-
Orryn: There’s a clown right behind you, Konstantin.
Jasmine: I cant stand you
Megumi: Then kneel
Searc: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.
Hera: This is about you sneaking out…
Julius: just trust me. have i ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Jason: all the time
Adora: then you should be used to it by now
Pierce: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Fion: I think you mean cards.
Agnar: They did not.
Pierce, pulling out knives: I did not.
Luca: *whispers to lawyer*
lawyer: that’s not relevant to the case.
Luca: just ask
lawyer, to the judge: *sighs* do you think they’re hot?
Callan: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Estelle: ‘Prettiest Smile'
Rekka: 'Nicest Personality'
Neason: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Searc: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’
Akakios: see you in hell.
Luca: are you asking me out on a date?
Luca: because, if so, i accept.
Philomel: Neason, we need to talk about your professionalism
Neason, standing on a chair: those are some mighty brave words for a person standing in lava
Searc: Does your heart ever hurt so much you just want to rip it out and ignore it?
Callan: That’s called feelings, Searc
Philomel: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Searc: It was me…
Philomel: … Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Akakios: oh so it’s fine when Keres get to have her fun but when i have fun, it’s problematic?
Jason:
Schuyler: people die when you have fun
Akakios: …
Luca: *says a list a subtle things that Agnar does*
Agnar: Wh- how do you know all these stuff?
Luca: Weeeell I just remember random things about people
Agnar: I feel like you invaded my privacy
Julius: We have fun, don’t we, Searc?
Searc: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Nora: When was the last time you cried?
Elara: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Nora: really? That recent?
Elara: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue?*starts crying again*
Neason: Tomorrow’s garbage day.
Rossi, looking at Searc: I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
Searc, walking: im tired of this place and all these fake ass people
Callan, walks past: hey searc
Searc: hey, how are you
Searc, when out of ear shot: ****ing bitch
*in the dining hall, during the summer months*
Julius: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Alastair, in the freezer: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
[Luca walks in]
Alastair, getting out of the freezer: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Superiors, feed up with their antics: Do not antagonise the local law enforcement.
Imposter Group: But it’s so much fun!
Neason: If we’re ever in a situation where I am the “Voice of Reason” then we are in a very VERY bad situation.
Searc: I’m so useless...
Desai: No you’re not!
Desai: You can be used as a bad example.
Akakios: Wow. Once again, I am under attack simply because I have taken the lives of thousands of innocent people. How inconsiderate of you.
*on cooking duty together*
Neason, exhausted: [opens up a cereal box]
Neason: [grabs a bowl]
Neason: [opens up milk]
Neason: [pours milk into their hand]
Callan, watching from the side: Hey, uh, Neason-
Neason: No, no give me a sec. I know something is wrong. Just give me a sec, I’ll figure it out. Just wait a sec
Schuyler: I am going to kill you!
Searc: Yes! Finally, please do it.
Schuyler: Hey wow are you okay?
*Agnar sneezes*
Agnar: ..you’re not even gonna say “bless you” ?
Luca: I’m sittin’ here with you. You clearly already BEEN blessed
Konstantin: I dare you-
Philomel: Orryn is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Konstantin: Why not?
Orryn: "I have no regard for my own personal safety", as some would say.
Philomel: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...
Orryn: Hey, what’s up with Philomel?
Philomel: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.
Konstantin: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.
Konstantin, to Philomel: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!
Philomel: SHUT THE HELL UP, KONSTANTIN! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!
Konstantin: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Orryn: Okay.
*later*
Philomel: Orryn! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Konstantin, whispering: Deny everything.
Orryn, loudly: That isn't a chair.
Konstantin: Hey, Philomel. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Philomel: To get to the other side?
Konstantin: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
Philomel: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?
Konstantin: To get to the idiot’s house.
Philomel: ...Ok?
Orryn: Hey, Philomel. Knock knock.
Philomel: No.
Orryn: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
Philomel: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?
Orryn: The chicken.
Philomel:
Orryn:
Konstantin:
Philomel: Listen here you little shits-
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 15:22:54 GMT -5
Aww hell yeah! Alastair being a simp and Searc just wanting to die xD
Desai: If you have a problem with the way Neason and Searc are being raised, you talk to me.
Philomel: I am.
Desai: I don't want to hear it!
Neason: Where's Estelle, Callan, and Rekka?
Searc: They're playing hide and seek.
Neason: Where?
Searc: I don't think you get how this game works.
Tahvo: What’s wrong with hugging people? I hug people all the time.
Philomel: You might think it’s okay, but your classmates may find it offensive.
Tahvo, tearing up: You guys get offended when I hug you?
Everyone: NO!!
Callan: I don’t want to hurt their feelings!
Searc: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people’s feelings?
Callan: Yeah, don’t you?
Searc: No! How do you get anything done?
Konstantin: They look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Philomel, watching Neason screaming, Julius trying to set a sleeping Callan on fire, and Rekka choking on air: I don't know either.
Neason: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!
Searc: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as ****!
*During the play*
Estelle: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Neason: W-what’re donuts?
Tahvo: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
Neason: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Rekka: IT.
Ciarra: Annabelle.
Estelle: Paranormal Activity.
Callan: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Neason: HELP! I TOLD PROFESSOR PHILOMEL I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Konstantin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Callan: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this ****ing flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Neason: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
*once some people suspect wolfboy*
Rekka: They made Tahvo cry!
Searc: Tahvo always cries!
Tahvo: That's not true! *cries*
Fion, driving Imrie and Agnar: So how was your day?
Imrie: We almost got surprise adopted.
Fion: What?
Agnar: We almost got kidnapped.
Fion: Oh, okay.
Fion: *slams on the brakes* WAIT WHAT?!
Estelle: We can't have Vincent come to his party yet! The sign's not finished! It's supposed to say "Vincent's Birthday!"
Rekka: What does it say instead?
Estelle: "Vincent's Bi".
Estelle: ...
Estelle: Nevermind, that's perfect. We're ready!
Luca: Watcha doin?
Alastair: Stealing my neighbour’s cat
Luca: Scandalous.
Luca: Can I help?
Luca: Hey Alastair, spell 'me'.
Alastair: Okay. M-E.
Luca: You forgot the D.
Alastair: There's no D in 'me'.
Luca: Not yet.
Luca: Are we fighting or flirting?
Akakios: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Luca: Your point?
Tahvo: This guy's rubbing me the wrong way.
Luca: I would never rub you the wrong way!
Tahvo: What? Please... just don't.
Luca: Hey! I just want to get to know you! What's your sign, baby?
Ciarra: Octagon. As in "stop."
*at the mock battle*
Luca: Let us focus on Searc. We should advance on him slowly.
Luca: You stay put, while I make advances on him!
Luca: I'm a flirting machine with no off button.
Vincent: Hubris will be your downfall.
Luca: Kind of sexy of you to say that.
Akakios: I am NOT a figment of your imagination!
Julius: Aww, that's cute. My hallucination is trying to argue back.
Pierce: Do you cook?
Vincent: I made a cake once.
Estelle: Yeah, it was good.
Vincent: Really?
Estelle: Don’t make me lie twice, Vincent.
Julius: Hey Pierce,
Pierce: Yes?
Grimm: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Pierce:
Pierce: Where’s Rekka?
Rekka: What’s a freakshow?
Pierce: It’s like our squad, but people pay to see it.
Grimm: Let's raise our glasses.
Pierce: *takes off his glasses and raises them up in the air*
Grimm: Pierce, not those glasses.
Knight: I will have to inform your professors about this. Not only are you out at night but you also took a Pegasus without permission and are carrying three people on it.
Rekka, with Pierce and Grimm behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Knight: Yes...three.
Grimm: Oh, my God— What the ****!?
Knight: Wha-
Pierce: JULIUS FELL OFF!
Julius: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?
Grimm: You don’t say.
Julius: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn’t it?
Grimm: Heinous.
Julius: Yet it’s the most socially acceptable form of murder.
Grimm: So you think we should change the name?
Julius: Yes, I do. How about, inadvertent life-ending?
Rekka: Unintentional snuff-out?
Pierce: How about, I can’t believe it’s not murder?
Pierce: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I'm forced to walk around looking like I'm suspicious of everything in the room.
Grimm: "What about you, cabinet? You sketchy piece of shit? Did you take 'em?"
Pierce: Shut up, Grimm.
Jasmine, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Jasmine: THERE. Now send it.
Ciarra: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Jasmine: JUST DO IT!
later
Rieka: So what does it say?
Megumi, reading the letter: She says she's going to "lick my...."
Rieka:
Megumi:
Rieka: Gross-
Vincent: Megumi, can you pass the salt?
Megumi: *Throws Jasmine across the table*
Ambrose: Are you going to be able to be civil to Megumi?
Jasmine: I'M perfectly civil. SHE'S the stupid garbage-head doo-doo face.
Ambrose: I live in fear that someone will kidnap that mutt Rieka Marrok who lives at Garreg Mach Monastery, commoner dorms, close to the Training Grounds, easily breakable window, can't miss it.
Akakios: Once I pair my disguise with my perfect human impression, the illusion will be complete.
Akakios: Greeting, fellow humans. Human fellows.
Akakios: I sure do like hanging out with other humans, and talking about things like... money, and starting wars!
Jason: That's... pretty good actually.
Akakios: Totally, my good human friend.
Schuyler/Ambrose: Forgive me Goddess, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
Akakios: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Akakios: *glares at Jason*
Jason: Well, sorry I have morals!
*once some people got suspicious of Ambrose*
Schuyler: Let’s write Akakios a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
Akakios: We're reverse necromancers.
Jason: Isn't that just killing people?
Keres: Ah, technicality.
Jason, pointing at a butterfly: Dis a butterfly.
Jason, pointing at a cat: Dis a cat.
Jason, pointing at a dog: Dis a dog.
Jason, pointing at himself: Disappointment.
Keres, crashing through the wall: NO!
(some time before they started impersonating Adora and Julius)
Akakios: Get your hand off my shield!
Keres: There’s like a million other shields.
Akakios: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
Keres: *hits Akakios with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.
Akakios: Excuse me, I'm up here being terribly clever and there's nobody to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?
Keres, to Schuyler: Don't you just want to slap him sometimes?
Akakios: I’ve done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent.
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 15:32:54 GMT -5
I see alot of my favorite ones in there XD
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𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛
Phantom Thief
watch dandadan
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Post by 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 on Jun 17, 2022 15:35:09 GMT -5
lksjFLKJWF I LOVE INCORRECT QUOTES SO MUCH XD
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Post by Sussuru on Jun 17, 2022 16:00:38 GMT -5
How do you find all these quotes??? Or do you write them? I actually tried to do some myself but I don't think they're as good as yours!
Please keep them coming!
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Pineclaw
Abbey Champion
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 16:05:55 GMT -5
Well, at first I used an Incorrect Quote Generator. And after that I looked at some blogs that had many more quotes. That's how we found most of them. And then there are some quotes I took straight from a game, show or book ^^ But since we've used so many already it's getting harder to find new ones xD
Here's another round of our old stuff!
Konstantin, as a kid: Hey, everyone, today my parents discovered my brother has a crest, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.
Konstantin: *pulls out a picture of Alyosha with "die, please" written on it and a graph* Benefits of killing him would be I wouldn't develop an inferiority complex.
Silke: YEETED
Grimm: YOTE
Silke: YEETED
Grimm: Vincent, tell her it's yote!
Vincent: I just want to know who threw Alastair out the window!
Silke: You know, in case the enemy gives us too much trouble, we have these relics to stand a better chance.
Rekka: What enemy?
Silke: Well…okay, we don’t exactly have one right now. But we used to. And we may get one again.
Larissa: We’re shopping all the sales. Enemies “R” Us, EnemyMart, J.C. Enemy. Don’t worry, we’ll find one.
Adora: We’ll need to send someone who doesn't draw attention. It ain’t gonna be Luca. He attracts too many guys and girls. And of course I can’t go. Same reason.
Luca: There must be a reason why I was not invited. And I think I know what that reason is: Rieka likes me. There's no other possible explanation.
Jason: Is that how it works? You avoid the ones you like?
Luca: Not like. Like. I like you, Jason. But I don't like you.
Jason: I'm confused.
Agnar: It's okay. You don't need to understand. He just wants us to go with him to that party.
Jason, still confused: So Rieka likes him but she doesn't like him...
Agnar: *laughs* That's pretty much how everyone feels about Luca.
Jason: Hey, what does baka mean?
Néo: Moron.
Jason: Did I not say it right?
Megumi: Idiot.
Yutaka: Stupid.
Jason: What did I do?! Harsh.
Adora: I just killed someone in the cafeteria and I think someone saw me, what should I tell them?
Nora: Since when do you play Among Us?
Adora: What is Among Us?
Nora: What
Vincent: Listen up, everyone. There is nothing "meme" about smoking cigarettes. It is not "netflix and chill" to take a drug. Fidget spin yourself into church.
Vincent: How was that? Did I sound "hip"?
Silke:
Grimm:
Megumi:
Nora:
Alastair:
Elara:
Adora:
Grimm: We desperately need to stop Vincent.
Rieka: So, what's your costume for Halloween this year?
Megumi: I'm dressing up as an idiot.
Jasmine, walking in: Hey, Rabbit, here are those clothes you wanted to borrow.
Neason: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.
Fion: That’s ridiculous. Name one example of this.
Silke: Wasps.
Yutaka: Spiders.
Rieka: Terriers.
Megumi: Néo.
Jasmine: Look, I’m sorry for… whatever it is I did to you.
Néo: You left me to drown.
Jasmine: Water under the bridge.
Néo: That’s where you left me.
Néo: Fine, I admit it, I still can't swim! I never took those lessons at the community pool.
Hera: Néo, you promised!
Néo: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! I can't be swimming around with a bunch of five-year-olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
Jasmine: That's why on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.
Ambrose: Jasmine, that's prison.
Jasmine: Only if you let it be.
Néo: Hey, Jasmine, when you said the 'deal with Santa Claus' you meant—?
Jasmine: That he doesn’t exist.
Néo: Right.
Jasmine: *walks away*
Néo: *eyes widen in shock at the news*
Ambrose: What's your biggest fear?
Tahvo: Being alone.
Ambrose, getting a pretty big hawk out of a box: Guess again, mutt.
Ambrose, to a captured cultist: You have the right to remain–
Jasmine: A loser!
Ambrose: Nice. But legally, I have to start over now.
Néo: Theres an oul outside
Néo: ool
Néo: ouwl
Néo: houl
Néo: how the heck do you spell it
Néo: a hoot hoot
Néo: There‘s a hoot hoot outside my windoe
Ambrose: Owl! Dude! You played with Mal just yesterday!
Néo: You know, sometimes when I get bored, I break something of Megumi’s and tell her it was Jasmine.
Rieka: …why would that make you less bored?
Megumi: *at the top of her lungs* I WILL KILL YOU, JASMINE!
Néo: *pulling out popcorn* Oooh, the show’s about to start.
Ciarra: *writing a letter before the Deer leave for their first mission* Jasmine, if you are reading this-
Ciarra: Can Jasmine read?
Ciarra: Néo, if you are reading this to Jasmine...
Ciarra: I know Néo can't read.
Ciarra: Ambrose, if you are reading this to Jasmine and Néo.
Ambrose: I’m sorry, the children were squabbling.
Néo: We weren’t squabbling!
Jasmine: We’re not children!
Jasmine: You’ve been reading my diary again, haven’t you?
Ambrose: How did you know?
Jasmine: You corrected all my spelling errors.
Jasmine: Ambrose, we're out of eggs again!
Ambrose: It's okay, there's cereal.
*later*
Jasmine, throwing cereal at Megumi: This sucks.
Ambrose, driving: Shit, I think I left the groceries on the roof.
Ambrose: *slams on brakes*
Jasmine: *tumbles off roof*
Ambrose: Well, at least it wasn’t the eggs.
Néo, from another room: Don't mess with me, punk! Or you'll be sorry! You got that?
Néo, walking in: Yeah, I'm a tough guy.
Ambrose: Yeah, you told that mirror a thing or two.
Rieka: You don’t like us, do you?
Ambrose: I like you.
Rieka: No you don’t.
Ambrose: I’m crazy about the wolfskin. I love you guys.
Ambrose:
Ambrose: Now why don’t you go play in a blender, mutt?
Rieka: SEE?!?
Jasmine: Blacksmiths are basically sorcerers, because they "cast" metal.
Megumi: That's not magic, dumbass.
Jasmine:
Jasmine: I cast molten lead down your throat.
Orryn: Okay, so I'm going to show you how to do a proper sit-up.
Orryn: First, lie down on your back...
Orryn: *lies down*
Orryn: Then... you...
Orryn:
Orryn: *loud snoring*
Philomel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Nora: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Jasmine: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Searc: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Jason: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Orryn: Mental stability, my old friend!
Philomel: Goddess, could you guys lighten up a little?
Agnar: Is letting someone win at hnefatafl sapiosexual bottoming?
Konstantin: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?!
Philomel: I'm sorry to announce this but the results are in and I'm afraid you have updog.
Jason: W-what's updog?
Philomel: ORRYN, KONSTANTIN, GET IN HERE. I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT.
Konstantin, tasting his own cooking: Texture's not right, flavor's not right.
Philomel: What is right?
Konstantin: Nothing. Nothing is right.
Keres: I'm at that very special age when a girl only has one thing on her mind.
Berenike: Boys?
Keres: Homicide.
Keres: There’s only one thing worse than bullying.
Keres: *rips off paper so it says "bullying Aeschylus“*
Akakios and Schuyler: Aeschylus.
Keres: NO-
Hera: You can’t run away from me.
Akakios: I’m on my fifth identity.
Akakios: I can run away from anything.
Akakios: Introducing a new alignment: chaotic lawful.
Akakios: I have a strict moral code, but no one can figure out what the hell it is.
Akakios: Berenike, could you please stop insulting Aeschylus? His life is pathetic enough without you.
Akakios, turning to Jason: Don't say I never defend you.
Jason: Can I say you never defend me well?
Keres: You know, you shouldn't tweet your location to someone who wants to kill you, Luca.
Luca: So you DO follow me!
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 16:13:30 GMT -5
I use generators too or I find them on tumblr
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 16:51:06 GMT -5
Pineclaw before you say you hate me, hear me put Searc. Who I ready have be touched starved, what if....I give him touch aversion, so he desperately wants physical contact/affection but is unable to handle it Cause I early have not done enough to this poor boy, but I won't do it to him....maybe 👀
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 16:58:58 GMT -5
Just don't heap all the bad stuff on Searc alone, your other characters want some as well ^^ Your Deer all get to suffer (but mostly Searc), two of your Lions and two Eagles. I think that still leaves Imrie and Alastair xD
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 17:47:18 GMT -5
Those two get kidnapped they do suffer
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 17:52:31 GMT -5
*Surprise adopted. Get it right, Ember ^^
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 17:57:29 GMT -5
But I mean if you want them to suffer
Alastair paralogue involves him going home to his village for one reason or another, maybe to visit family, only to f8nd it completely destroyed and everyone gone/dead, and it turns into a mission of finding out what happen3d, and in the end he gives up being a dancer and moves his focus to more fighting area to not lose anyone else he cares about : 3
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 17, 2022 18:14:21 GMT -5
What if some of the cultists managed to escape, along with their newly made monsters, and decided to try them out? Since they can no longer do that at Garreg Mach because everyone knows who they are and is prepared to deal with them they decide to test their creepy beastkin mashup monsters outside of Fódlan and Alastair's village just happened to be the easiest target (since Rieka's tribe would probably be more difficult to find and the people from Agnar's village are used to dealing with monsters)? Oooooor not ^^ Don't mind me, this is what happens when I stay up late xD
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 17, 2022 18:55:14 GMT -5
I love that idea, as I believe I have his village being mostly peaceful, sure they have some that train with weapons, but that's for mostly hunting not actual combat, so they would be really easy to take out
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 18, 2022 7:16:44 GMT -5
Happy to help traumatizing your dancer ^^
Also digging up some older quotes again (and two or so new ones somewhere as well)
Searc: I got a 100 on my test. I need to show mom and dad. *later* Searc: Mom! Look! Luna: Sorry Rossi, I'm busy. Searc: I'm Searc, mom. Luna: *smiles and shuts door* Desai: *picks up phone* Hello? Searc: Hi dad- Desai: *hangs up phone* Searc: I know! I'll tell Luz! She'll be excited for me! Julius: Has anyone ever told you that your life is really sad? Desai: Where is your report card? Searc: My friend stole it from me at school so now I don’t have it. Desai: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie? Searc: What lie? Desai: That you have friends. Agnar: I thought I was howling back to the dogs I always play with for the past hour, but it turns out it was just me, Tahvo and Rieka howling at each other from different rooms. Konstantin: You’re growing stronger. You might not wanna look quite so pleased about that. We grow stronger, the world grows more dangerous. Life has a funny way of keeping things balanced. Fion: Professor, do you ever say anything encouraging? Konstantin: I encourage you not to die. Luca: *speaking in inneuendos in front of Jason* Agnar, later: *accidentally hits Luca with a car* Luca: You hit me with your car. Agnar: You hit my car with your body. Jason, talking about Subway: How do you all top your subs? Jason, a second later, horrified: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You’re all blocked. What did I just read. Rieka, doing French homework: Uhhhhhh… I think that’s enough vowels. Larissa: Youe fooule… Youe insouelente coweurde… A dog: *walks over to the Bandit Bashers* Agnar: Hey, how are you, huh? Oh my god. Look at you. Just look at you! Aren’t you the cutest little thing? Aren’t you cute? And what’s your name, huh? What’s your name? Agnar: *looks at the dog’s name collar* Agnar: Orthrus. Cool name for a cool dog. Ambrose: Agnar? Ambrose: *indicates for Agnar to leave the dog* Agnar, to the dog: I’ll be back. Elara: “29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected.” Elara: help. Vincent: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don’t hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them. Orryn: Good morning, class. Today's lesson- Grimm: SWEET GODDESS, IT'S ALIVE! AAAAAAAHHH!!! The whole class: *screams in absolute terror* Vincent: The rest of the Black Eagles can get so silly. Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only truly mature person here-- Silke, running in: THE FLOOR IS LAVA Vincent: *jumps up onto the nearest chair* Silke: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass. Silke and Grimm: *rough housing* Vincent: Could you try to be a little more mature? Silke: TAXES! *punches Grimm* Callan: See! It's unisex! Luca: Maybe YOU need sex. I just had it a few days ago. Callan: Callan: No, no, Luca, U-N-I-sex. Luca: Well, I wouldn't say no to that! Néo: I can be just as dark and brooding as Searc or Megumi or--oh, my god, guys, look, a rainbow!! Jasmine: You’re mean! Néo: You’re meaner! Jasmine: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too! Néo: You’re uglier! Jasmine: You’re a dumbass! Néo: You’re a dumberass! Jasmine: You think “dumberass” is a good insult! Néo: The eagles won today. Ambrose: Oh, you watched the mock battle? Néo, covered in scratches: What mock battle? Jasmine: Ambrose says knights can't curse, it's in the code or something? So I'm cursing in ice cream flavors instead, and it's great, because Megumi hates it and keeps telling me to stop. Ciarra: How on earth do you curse in ice cream flavors?? Jasmine: What the mint chocolate chip did you just say to me, punk? I'll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever-loving strawberry cheesecake out of you! Ciarra: Ciarra: That was beautiful. Ambrose: Jasmine, don’t you have something you want to say to Megumi? Jasmine: Yeah, but then you’d make me apologize for that too. Néo: Today's Sunday. Sunday is the day I always put something weird in Jasmine's food. This rubber snake should do the trick. (later) Jasmine: Néo, there appears to be a rubber snake in my salad. Is today Sunday? Néo: ...Boy, are we in a rut. Ambrose: Okay, we have to get rid of that "No Swearing for Knights" rule. Immediately. Captain: And why would we do that, Ambrose? Farvald in the background: Well, this really butters my croissants. Jasmine, also in the background: really toasts my bagels. Rieka and Tahvo, singing as Ambrose walks in: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there’s no bigger douche than you! You’ve reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true! Jasmine: Hey! Watch where you're jumping around, rabbit! You almost kicked me in the face! Megumi: I know. I can't believe I missed! Ambrose: What did you two do? Megumi: Jasmine: Ambrose: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Lady Hera again or not. Ambrose: What are you two arguing about this time? Jasmine: He's always using common phrases incorrectly! Néo: Cry me a table, Jasmine. Hera: It's okay to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Ambrose: Wraiths in the attic. Néo: Ghosts in the bedroom. Jasmine: Mummy in the kitchen. Konstantin: Enchanted armor on the stairs. Orryn: Slimes in the basement. Philomel: Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Amatus: Beholder or two in the garage. Farvald: Vampires are also in the closet. Hera: Our monastery is very unsafe. |
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Post by Ember34 on Jun 18, 2022 15:08:35 GMT -5
Rekka: whats a real fact that humans dont want to accept?
Julius: everyone thinks they are the hero of their story, even the villians
Searc: i've always considered myself to be a side character
Rekka:what made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were persuing?
Searc: when i found out they liked me back, i dont want to be with someone that has poor judgement
Callan:....jesus christ...
Searc, as a kid: i hope something good happens
Searc, now: i hope whatever bad thing happens is funny
Searc: haha ever throw away something away then later realize you needed it? I did this with my life
Rest of the Deer at the table:....
Philomel: please stoop making self deprecating jokes...
Searc: its the only thing im good at
Philomel: and what do we say when life disappoints us?
Searc: called it
Philomel: no!
Searc: my level of sarcasm has gotten to the point to where i dont know if im kidding or not
Philomel: truth or dare
Searc: truth
Philomel: how many hours have you slept this week?
Searc:
Philomel:
Searc: ...dare
Philomel: go to bed
Searc: I don't like this game
Golden Deer antics:
Neason: Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat
Searc: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Neason: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Julius: Actually I did the math, Searc would have $225, not $0.15.
Searc: Fam I’m right here....
Callan: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda : )
Neason: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Callan: Sorry I only have a dollar
Neason: : (
Julius: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Searc would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Callan: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Julius: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Estelle: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Rekka: Apply juice to what
Ciarra: Directly to the forehead
Philomel: Great chat everyone
Searc left the chatroom
Neason: Time for plan G.
Rekka: Don’t you mean plan B?
Neason: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Estelle: What about plan D?
Neason: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Callan: What about plan E?
Neason: I’m hoping not to use it. Searc dies in plan E.
Julius: I like plan E.
'Can I copy the homework?'
Estelle: I can help you with it!
Rekka: Yeah, sure.
Julius: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Callan: lol nope.
Neason: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Searc: Read 5:55pm
Neason: We need to distract these guys
Searc: Leave it to me
Searc: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Julius, Callan, and Estelle: Immediately begin arguing
Rekka, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Philomel, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Julius: Hey.
Neason: Hi professor!
Searc: Hi.
Callan: Hello.
Estelle: Hey!
Ciarra: waves
Philomel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Rekka: We were out of Doritos.
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Searc: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Julius: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Neason: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Julius: Good thinking.
Neason: If Julius and I were drowning, who would you save?
Searc: You two can’t swim?
Julius: It’s a hypothetical question, Searc! who would you save?
Searc: my time and effort.
Searc, to Julius: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Julius, motioning to himself and Neason: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Neason: Julius, keep an eye on Searc today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Julius: Sure, I’d love to see Searc get punched.
Neason: Try again.
Julius, sighing: I will stop Searc from getting punched.
*Neason and Julius sitting in jail together*
Julius: So who should we call?
Neason: I’d call Searc, but I feel safer in jail
house leader stuff
Silke: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Fion: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Silke: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Neason: edible
Fion: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Silke, turning to Neason: How tall are you?
Fion: What time is it?
Neason: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Neason: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune
Silke: WHO THE **** IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Neason: It’s 2 am
Fion: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Neason: Okay, but in my defense, Silke bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Fion: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Fion: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Silke does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Neason: If Silke were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Silke jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Fion: You jump off a cliff!
Neason: Gladly. Provided Silke did first.
probably around the time julius dies and searc is injured
Fion: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Silke?
Silke: … No.
Neason: I do!
Fion: I know, Neason.
Neason: I’m sad!
Fion: I know, Neason.
Konstantin: Hey Imrie, have you seen Luca?
Imrie:Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Konstantin, confused: What?
Imrie, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!
Pierce: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went… OK.
Grimm: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Pierce: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Rekka: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Grimm: Looks like someone’s a HO.
Pierce: NaBrO.
Julius: I’m done with all of you!
Pierce: They… well, I wouldn’t call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Jason: Um, murder???
Agnar: Adventuring!
Imrie: Tuesday.
Neason: *watching the dining hall burn down*
Neason:
Neason: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today’s topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O’s cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
Philomel: We’ve got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Callan: Neason, probably.
Imrie: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Agnar: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Imrie: And I reserve that right! After all….
Imrie: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!
Agnar: There were no movies made in 1879.
Imrie: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Fion: Oooh! Let’s go ask Konstantin if he saw it in theatres!
Luca: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?
Alastair: They need to learn how to protect us.
Black Eagles: Good morning. Professor Orryn
Orryn, checking his watch: Correct.
Luca: It’s pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Alastair, blushing: Okay.
Julius: It’s ****ing summer.
Julius: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Neason: Bet you I can!
Searc: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
Callan: your ignoring all of your problems
Searc: I know
Callan: you also know its a really unhealthy coping mechanism as well?
Searc: I'm ignoring that fact as well
Callan: …
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 19, 2022 10:18:44 GMT -5
Searc: I need you to distract the guard for a second. Throw something so that it'll throw him off track. Rekka: *picks up a chair* Searc: Rekka, not a chair! Something small! Rekka: *picks up Callan* Callan: Really?!
Philomel, reading a story: "'This porridge is too hot,' Goldilocks said. 'And this porridge is too cold!'"
Philomel: What do you think Goldilocks did then?
Neason: Sent out for pizza!
Tahvo: Sued the bears!
Estelle: Met a prince!
Rekka: Fell down!
Searc: Ate it anyway and burned her lips off!
Philomel: Are you all quite through?
Tahvo: Tony hawk's moving castle Tahvo: I can't remember the name of it fucj Estelle: Howl? Tahvo: aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuu???? Tahvo: Oh Callan: What if 'It's Raining Men' and 'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives? Estelle: I'm literally begging you to stop. Searc: Dad, I’m hungry. Philomel: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad. Searc: Did you just make a dad joke? Philomel: Did you just call me Dad? Callan: Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairy. Estelle: Thank you for this bespoke nightmare. Rekka: Forget that, how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow? Julius: In response to not getting the attention I deserve, I decided that I will cause problems on purpose! Rekka: Couldn’t you be more, I dunno, enthusiastic? Searc, in the dullest voice he can muster: Woo-hoo, extra hoo. Rekka: What's that story where they bring the monster to life and then have to destroy it? Searc: Frankenstein. Neason: Frosty the Snowman. Neason: Why are you covered in blood? Callan: It's not mine. Neason: Neason: Is that supposed to make me feel better?? Estelle: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Neason: Eyy, homie! Ciarra: But then there's cootie... Julius: Die. Callan: You have to have confidence, you have to believe in yourself— Estelle: Who are you talking to? Callan: Myself. Estelle: Estelle: Is he listening? Callan: No. Searc: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent. Tahvo: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear. Callan: What if the only reason why we can't walk through mirrors is that our reflection blocks us? Rekka: What if they're protecting us though? What if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from crossing over? Callan: I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then. Rekka: Maybe you're the reflection– Searc: I SWEAR TO THE FRICKIN' GODDESS IF YOU BOTH DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP– Philomel: Ah, just listen to those birds sing. Bird: Yo! What girl wants a piece of this? Hey, you, get off my branch. Philomel: Nature's song. Callan: The ocean is a soup. Rekka: Rekka: Do elaborate. Callan: What's needed for something to be a soup? Rekka: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Callan: *Tilts head* Rekka: ...the ocean is a soup. Callan: The ocean is a soup.
Vincent, reading hate mail: This one says, ‘Die Pig’. And worst of all, they didn't put the comma between die and pig.
Silke: Drop down and give me twenty! Alastair: *whips out 20 gold* Silke: What——no, I meant twenty push-ups! Alastair: I know, I just can't do push-ups. Silke: Alastair: Just take my money please. Silke: Firstborns are like the dumbest currency ever! What if I don’t ever have kids? Fine, ye olde forest witch, give me abs and four billion gold! Take all my children in return! Vincent: I, a firstborn, was very confused by the first six words of what you just said. Silke: Shut up, you dumb currency. Silke: We’re kind of missing something, guys. Alastair: Cohesion? Vincent: Teamwork? Grimm: A general sense of what we’re doing? Elara: And Megumi is not here. Grimm: Oh, and that, yeah. Vincent: Silke is washing the dishes and I just heard her say, "Who do you work for? Who's your contact?" while repeatedly pushing a glass under water. Grimm: At least she's having fun? Luca: What we need is a diversion... I say Imrie gets naked. Imrie: No. Luca: I could get naked. Everyone: No! Luca: Dom or sub? Jason: I guess Domino’s, since I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t see why you’d put them in the same category though. Ambrose: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read. Megumi: His name was Jared he’s 19. Imrie: When his parents built a very strange machine Callan: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen. Luca: Eyyyy, Macarena! Agnar: Horrible job everyone. Imrie: Do you want to be the sun in my life? Luca: Yes. Imrie: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me. Agnar: Luca, no. Luca, confused: What did I do? Agnar: Sorry, force of habit. Callan, no. Luca: Guess what I’m about to get! Megumi: On my nerves. Luca: *falls down the stairs* Callan: Are you okay? Megumi: Stop falling down the stairs! Imrie: How’d the ground taste? Agnar: Are the stairs okay? Estelle: When comic characters add a little “♥” to their speech...I wish I could do that. Tahvo: You can. Just put a little love in your voice. Smile. People hear it. Luca: Moan. Adora, panicking: SHIT! I JUST SAID MACBETH OUT LOUD! Estelle: ARE YOU IN A THEATER? Adora: NO! Estelle: Well, then you're fine. Adora: ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE! Luca: Hey Searc~ *Finger guns* Searc: Pull the trigger, you coward. Philomel: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why? Néo: I’d be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group. Philomel: … Néo: … Philomel: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS- Jasmine: Never have I ever... Been grounded by my parents Ambrose: Every time. She makes orphan jokes, and always wins. Néo, terrified: I- Néo: Ey gramps, what’s a metaphor? Orryn: My life is a train wreck. Néo: Yeah, I know that, but what’s a metaphor? Jasmine: Even Megumi and I have been getting closer. The other day, she gave me half of her sandwich. Megumi: I mistook her for a garbage can. Ambrose: Jasmine, add 'zucchini' to that shopping list. Jasmine, writing: Z-U-K- Ambrose: Nope. Jasmine: Z-O-O-K- Ambrose: No... Jasmine: Let's get corn instead. Akakios: *kicks 'G' off a graveyard sign* Akakios: Let's get this party started. |
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Post by Sussuru on Jun 19, 2022 10:42:30 GMT -5
Great as always but why did this one hurt?!
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Aroace
#90ec86
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Pineclaw
Abbey Champion
Pronouns: He/Him or They/Them
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Post by Pineclaw on Jun 19, 2022 10:50:29 GMT -5
Oof sorry ^^" But yeah, same.
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