Post by tiger beetle on Aug 16, 2016 23:22:23 GMT -5
Part Three: You Will Be Thoven
COMICS 1001-1100
Cut Watermelon
![](http://i.imgur.com/uCksdG3.png)
The bag was empty but had watermelon juice left inside.
Expiring
![](http://imgur.com/RkB80lR.png)
We were talking about Killdeerfrost, who was wearing hip waders at the time.
Flat Doughnut
![](http://i.imgur.com/fH5LHda.png)
That day I ate an ice cream sandwich, a slice of cake, a slice of pie, three marzipan fruits, an ice cream sundae, a Kinder chocolate bar, two doughnuts, a cookie, and a brownie.
Goatman
![](http://i.imgur.com/GwcotxX.png)
He was singing to himself in the kitchen.
Heavy
![](http://i.imgur.com/XOZ9I3W.png)
My heavy is backpacker.
I Don't Know These People #41
![](http://i.imgur.com/BNfFrR8.png)
We don't know her name; we call her Popsicle Stick.
I Don't Know These People #42
![](http://i.imgur.com/ODCfQg2.png)
My favorite color!
I Don't Know These People #43
![](http://i.imgur.com/whmVR4B.png)
The kid next to him drew a dinosaur that I refer to as the blue space meatball from my nightmares.
I Don't Know These People #44
![](http://i.imgur.com/tVXGMU9.png)
There are a lot of noisy crows outside, which is odd because crows actually aren't all that common here--they're not unusual to see but it sounds like a lot of them.
I Don't Know These People #45
![](http://i.imgur.com/zX3cMKb.png)
It seems like an easy enough mistake to make, but still.
Basic
![](http://i.imgur.com/jQdGBtq.png)
Acids and bases weren't the topic, in case it seems like the joke was just the subject itself.
Dance Request
![](http://i.imgur.com/kgPPYeX.png)
This was on the same day Jaggedtuft told Driftspots it was weird to pet his hair immediately after petting Driftspots' hair.
My Hair
![](http://imgur.com/7MEWsc8.png)
Actually, I'm allowed to worry about my hair for whatever reason(s) I want. But whatever. Still funny.
Not My Phone
![](http://i.imgur.com/mQJ6X2g.png)
So sassy.
Squamous
![](http://i.imgur.com/Hrtg8kY.png)
She sounded so satisfied.
Sun Milk
![](http://imgur.com/NmraJHm.png)
We had come across a word in our German homework that, literally translated, meant sun milk (its actual meaning is sunscreen or suntan lotion).
Curlers
![](http://i.imgur.com/0RyWzDw.png)
I have naturally curly hair and I curled it, yet it's suddenly adamantly remaining straight.
Hate Significant Figures
![](http://i.imgur.com/VOaNYNf.png)
I wish that had canceled getting the points back from his corrections.
Vomit
![](http://i.imgur.com/bOSWHyH.png)
She spat out the water because of Juncoflight's suggestion to picture Jaggedtuft without a shirt.
Watch
![](http://i.imgur.com/9yW4QNS.png)
Wow, so cool.
Wax Free
![](http://i.imgur.com/5lmXUhk.png)
That's the flat doughnut.
After Six
![](http://i.imgur.com/ki1eF7e.png)
He said this while our class was silent (after the sub told us there was "no cause for mirth" when we were all laughing at our Secret Meme Session [in the Google Doc we were all working on]). Update: I now know this is a meme, but he said it absolutely void of context during an extended silence. It wasn’t even in the Secret Meme Session document, only out loud.
Blue On Blue
![](http://imgur.com/3RSeTZw.png)
I know it's not pictured (mainly because I couldn't get it to work), but he was wearing jeans as well. Blue shirt, blue jacket, blue jeans.
Melon
![](http://i.imgur.com/3p8KSht.png)
She wasn't happy with her selfies.
Sustained
![](http://imgur.com/Rx58vAn.png)
It was sheet music, and the word did indeed mean "sustained."
The Princess And The Frog
![](http://i.imgur.com/RIjQcxG.png)
The frog hops away. She didn't even realize what she had said.
Wild Mushrooms
![](http://i.imgur.com/NOHL5PR.png)
She meant onions.
Beds
![](http://i.imgur.com/RM3JJ1C.png)
Specifically bedrock.
Gift Shop
![](http://i.imgur.com/Jj3wNcw.png)
He was serious.
Seal Pup
![](http://imgur.com/FNDFOtH.png)
Aniplume thought my confusion was hilarious.
Six
![](http://i.imgur.com/AAnk5m5.png)
How do you botch that joke?
Sunset
![](http://i.imgur.com/5Ux2wh6.png)
He tried. Several times, in fact. I didn't get to see any of his sunsets, though, because he kept erasing them.
Bleach, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/4sM5x9h.png)
He really is terrible. Also, as I clicked the edit button to add this set of comics to the post, my cat kept nudging my arm onto the delete button instead.
Concentrate
![](http://i.imgur.com/9mPdmv5.png)
Nice.
Done
![](http://i.imgur.com/K0jTTHV.png)
Speaking of which, I can make a cake that tastes really good...but unfortunately it falls apart and sticks to greased nonstick pans.
Lift
![](http://i.imgur.com/E5k1OVh.png)
He's so tall.
Raisins
![](http://i.imgur.com/AdkG2QY.png)
This was her explanation of why our circle wasn't a circle.
Stand
![](http://i.imgur.com/rF57OZC.png)
Crowspots urged him to stand up, but he refused.
Toga
![](http://i.imgur.com/j6r98B4.png)
This was on our school announcements.
Transmission
![](http://i.imgur.com/PRawxf7.png)
This was his addition to the conversation about football field turf bits.
Whistling
![](http://i.imgur.com/GDVhdoW.png)
Honestly that was a relief; whistling hurts my head.
Yam
![](http://i.imgur.com/PjtGum7.png)
This was the only sentence of their conversation I heard, but apparently what happened was that Mousefern sent Spiderfang's family a selfie Spiderfang had taken with the caption "She looks like a potato" and Spiderfang was reading aloud what her dad had replied.
Best Minute
![](http://imgur.com/ipUwNc3.png)
Celebrate 2:38 every day at 2:38.
Chairs
![](http://i.imgur.com/it1U9Tl.png)
I think this means musclesxchairs is canon now (Lynxtuft=Muscles).
Gentleman
![](http://i.imgur.com/BYRaNEP.png)
Yes, the entire year, not just 1983.
Giving Rat
![](http://i.imgur.com/vvhrOzc.png)
The explanation would require German, sorry.
Go To Bed
![](http://i.imgur.com/1ipHrlK.png)
Same.
Good One
![](http://i.imgur.com/r3vp0R1.png)
I feel like I messed up Shadowmist's design--did she have black tips on the forehead spikes? Oh well.
Seductive
![](http://imgur.com/kzOPhYt.png)
To get the full effect it has to be said in Brackenclaw's seductive, but not low, voice.
Taller
![](http://imgur.com/VE6bRp8.png)
I photoshopped a stock photo so that the man in the picture (titled Side View of a Young Successful Businessman, I believe) had legs like this. He is very tall now. I also added another 150 to the comics: that's a lot of 150s!
A Bag
![](http://i.imgur.com/tCZk5Uz.png)
Fake fingernails from a dance, I think.
Better
![](http://i.imgur.com/7vmd8mM.png)
She didn't mean to say it that way.
I Don't Know These People #46
![](http://i.imgur.com/fN0nKCW.png)
Oh no(?)!
I Don't Know These People #47
![](http://i.imgur.com/iHn6WAg.png)
I kept hearing peals of laughter (orange peels, that is).
I Don't Know These People #48
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ew4t6Yi.png)
He was gesturing down one long hallway with one group of people gathered in it.
I Don't Know These People #49
![](http://i.imgur.com/eTiABfr.png)
Overheard at a dance, just like the previous comic.
I Don't Know These People #50
![](http://i.imgur.com/M0hcphJ.png)
But it's pretty hard to avoid.
Mediocre
![](http://i.imgur.com/b56tlzA.png)
A singular mediocre. As opposed to a quasiplural mediocre.
Son
![](http://i.imgur.com/mAev4cj.png)
Who names someone Son?
Toga, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/hDovsfE.png)
Turns out we were going to have a toga day at school.
Bow Hair
![](http://i.imgur.com/c1tsgRc.png)
He did throw it away for her.
Copped
![](http://i.imgur.com/AsY8Cr0.png)
Potassium permanganate.
Ding
![](http://i.imgur.com/1Lh7wlL.png)
But then the announcements came back on.
Exorcise
![](http://i.imgur.com/apX3GJk.png)
Magpiestreak is Spiderfang's little sister.
Horse
![](http://i.imgur.com/UXzpu5X.png)
I don't remember the context, but this was at the dance.
Node Of Ranvier
![](http://i.imgur.com/6ZWodvk.png)
What a scary costume. Maybe that's what I should be for Halloween.
Onesies
![](http://i.imgur.com/dCZgwId.png)
I didn't want to put Hotel Pillow's line in the beginning, but Jackalclaw's part makes sense on its own.
Raisins, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/6EPuy34.png)
She wanted her friend to be closer.
Tea Guy
![](http://i.imgur.com/azX6ai4.png)
He likes AC/DC, guns,bleach, tea, Gray's Anatomy, and Downton Abbey.
Umlauts
![](http://i.imgur.com/J0FIrgK.png)
How mysterious.
A
![](http://i.imgur.com/TKNYFcb.png)
She had told us to write the sentence "He wanted an A in his class" in German.
Broken Dolls
![](http://imgur.com/N1A0eaG.png)
Of course, I have a leg up on her when it comes to puns. She handed me that one.
Ceiling
![](http://i.imgur.com/QKrrWL0.png)
His SmartBoard projector broke weeks ago, so he's been using an older projector since then.
Dog Hat
![](http://i.imgur.com/OpJKBZy.png)
Knowing Crowspots, he might only have been wearing it for the opportunity to make that joke.
Eight
![](http://i.imgur.com/QZpIfq6.png)
Only for a few weeks.
French Chef
![](http://imgur.com/VFRqQV4.png)
His show, Emeraldheart v. France, in which he takes on a different French chef each week in a cooking competition with Ashtail as his assistant, is the most popular TV show worldwide. You probably all watch it every night.
Love Math
![](http://i.imgur.com/qGi3ZX8.png)
It was written on someone's calculator.
Olmecs
![](http://imgur.com/9dwjjq5.png)
Turns out Adderbite and I were wrong, too, but at least we were close...unlike almanacs.
Quenched
![](http://i.imgur.com/Svssyvo.png)
Not sure how that's a problem, unless he's calling himself a flame.
University
![](http://i.imgur.com/iNi1T3p.png)
Great costume.
Answer
![](http://i.imgur.com/JSCSsuw.png)
And Mountainfur got all his answers from me.
Banks
![](http://i.imgur.com/ikrXE7p.png)
Oh well.
Bleach, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/Ui5PS2A.png)
She was panicking, and it was the only thing she could think to do.
Close But No
![](http://i.imgur.com/Q2VfWX5.png)
I don't know the context.
Decades
![](http://i.imgur.com/BD5svuM.png)
Later he said year 38, which would be fourth decade. Once he even said the thirty-third decade, although that was just a mistake in saying third.
Decades, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/quNZ4o9.png)
Brindlefoot is not good at making calculator programs.
Focusing
![](http://i.imgur.com/NOqRqmN.png)
Not at all.
Pookie
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZCRT4Rs.png)
Yes, Rockfang is Pookie in that class.
Silent Movie
![](http://imgur.com/oUWkTT5.png)
So much for subtlety. This was years ago.
Thin Lockers
![](http://imgur.com/187Au3S.png)
Legends speak of the sacred treasure hidden within that school, but none have ever dared seek it and lived to tell the tale...
Coffee
![](http://i.imgur.com/yRYdu2A.png)
Coffee is...such a beautiful name?
Happy Halloween
![](http://i.imgur.com/wG999Df.png)
It's Halloween!
Maple Syrup
![](http://imgur.com/FL1Ikkx.png)
Long story.
That Year
![](http://i.imgur.com/MWEPiFB.png)
Great job, Slick!
This Shoe
![](http://i.imgur.com/ApDStX1.png)
Scary.
Untied
![](http://i.imgur.com/Gjsx6Dh.png)
The worst threat!
A Problem
![](http://i.imgur.com/V4Xs5iQ.png)
And only has one room! With no furniture!
Added
![](http://i.imgur.com/JeJfvjr.png)
According to my math teacher, I should be spending 19 hours a day on school-related things.
Powdered Wig
![](http://i.imgur.com/lnCDvTS.png)
The overture to a Handel piece.
Words
![](http://i.imgur.com/i1M8TCn.png)
1100 comics! Once a teacher accidentally gave me 1100% on an assignment instead of 100%. My grade went to about 200% for the quarter until she fixed it.
COMICS 1101-1200
Sycamore Leaf
![](http://i.imgur.com/2am6f94.png)
I choose to believe he kept the leaf.
Chicago School
![](http://i.imgur.com/eBAZZHx.png)
Sullivan the architect. My dad mixed up "school" with "form follows function."
Old Shirt
![](http://i.imgur.com/br8eM5Z.png)
Because that's what classic means.
Rolls
![](http://i.imgur.com/UMJxcPo.png)
Cinnamon rolls.
You Know
![](http://i.imgur.com/4Bu9Tw4.png)
Wow, really?
At Camp
![](http://i.imgur.com/AHJFy4y.png)
Poor Mallowfang. Apparently he had to do just about all of the work because everyone else was lazy.
Brotherhood
![](http://i.imgur.com/zGLXu1j.png)
Sadly, admittance is closed. They walked like this for a while, even while crossing the road.
Caveman
![](http://i.imgur.com/c4JTvod.png)
He was talking about when Adderbite and I would sit on the desk behind Emeraldheart and Jaggedtuft and poke them with pencils and plastic sharks.
Describing A Play
![](http://i.imgur.com/cEj4Wl0.png)
Sounds like a thrilling play.
Eating Leeches
![](http://i.imgur.com/vAtqMvb.png)
Still, if some of them were licorice, I'm impressed.
Fleas
![](http://imgur.com/A7KQos2.png)
Apparently she wasn't even looking up fleas; someone had posted a picture of one on Instagram for no apparent reason.
Football
![](http://i.imgur.com/3okulwU.png)
I can't stand this teacher, and it sure doesn't help that he's now been going after Brindlefoot's emotions.
Happy Holidays
![](http://i.imgur.com/JnMBiDF.png)
And a grouchy new year.
In The Library
![](http://i.imgur.com/gzHOEz7.png)
That's really helpful, Nighttail.
Mailman
![](http://i.imgur.com/UxEp9RF.png)
I'm pretty sure it sounds more like Jackalclaw.
Person
![](http://i.imgur.com/a0bF0hO.png)
Yeah, that happens to me all the time.
Pupa
![](https://imgur.com/QlJ7vpZ.png)
Pupitar is a Pokémon.
Quotes
![](http://i.imgur.com/JxumGmk.png)
Oh no?
Ruins
![](http://i.imgur.com/8fDff39.png)
Well, he's right.
The Cheetos
![](http://i.imgur.com/q2x8CFK.png)
Sure.
Viola
![](http://i.imgur.com/4BKt8ic.png)
That sounds painful.
Binder
![](http://imgur.com/Kl6Pwgb.png)
What I meant was that I had an extra binder for her.
Brothers
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZNHos7B.png)
They had been complaining earlier. Also, I can't draw perspective or keep things to scale to save my life.
I Don't Know These People #51
![](http://i.imgur.com/CvzGf87.png)
This person was in the same group as the one from the last two IDKTPs.
I Don't Know These People #52
![](http://i.imgur.com/GmGNQ7p.png)
Lock?
I Don't Know These People #53
![](http://i.imgur.com/2hnENql.png)
I hate "punny."
I Don't Know These People #54
![](http://i.imgur.com/afYhdc6.png)
That's definitely it.
I Don't Know These People #55
![](http://i.imgur.com/Pr6Rrzr.png)
Know what I hate? Having to stick in HTML code for every comic and then it messing itself up every time I update. Not fun.
Water Fountain
![](http://i.imgur.com/R8tZs1C.png)
I mean...he didn't.
Seventy
![](http://i.imgur.com/q6YIDqb.png)
Impressive!
Accidentally
![](http://imgur.com/3nTBbZN.png)
He fixed it for a while, but it fell apart in my hands a few weeks later. Also, we all saw him deliberately yank it apart. He didn’t mean to break it (he was being a future engineering student), but really?
Bag of Skittles
![](http://i.imgur.com/6kF7WZd.png)
Well, maybe that's why they were still there.
Barista
![](http://i.imgur.com/nOu182d.png)
She passed out the coffee to the others.
Bask
![](http://i.imgur.com/X1aMd6p.png)
He's so tall.
Copper Wire
![](http://imgur.com/pf0OJZL.png)
Nice choice of wording.
Digging
![](http://i.imgur.com/NHSfqSN.png)
Well, it was an impressive hole, I guess.
I Don't Know These People #56
![](http://i.imgur.com/63YbJWv.png)
The big one-five.
I Don't Know These People #57
![](http://i.imgur.com/LGb6OEK.png)
This was the best part of the Renaissance festival.
I Don't Know These People #58
![](http://i.imgur.com/HUsXcEk.png)
I have no idea.
I Don't Know These People #59
![](http://i.imgur.com/ECptayF.png)
Apparently Adderbite saw the yogurt aftermath, but neither of us knows what actually happened.
I Don't Know These People #60
![](http://i.imgur.com/9frlXcS.png)
Tomorrow, I’ll be more like...linguine!
Klingon
![](http://i.imgur.com/i3RR5rt.png)
She spoke it to out-nerd Wednesday Shirt and to irritate me. What she's saying means "I love you."
Past Few Days
![](http://i.imgur.com/bbvmvbE.png)
Same.
Photo Appreciation
![](http://i.imgur.com/uvmkjqn.png)
I'm sure he loved the pictures.
Rebel
![](http://i.imgur.com/Mi0TbeL.png)
So edgy.
Surge
![](http://i.imgur.com/RHi1tfR.png)
Apparently Surge is really rare, at least in this area (I don't like soda and am allergic to oranges, so I have no reason to search for it). We stopped for milkshakes, and he just had a feeling that this would be "one of the ten stores that still sell it!" Again, I don't know personally whether it's as rare as he says, but he's apparently been searching for a while now.
Tennessee
![](http://i.imgur.com/fXeCicn.png)
Hilarious.
The Goonies
![](http://imgur.com/ZTDEx0M.png)
I'm a detective now.
The Other
![](http://imgur.com/7Htr4Q0.png)
How specific.
Tie
![](http://i.imgur.com/VL6JDUO.png)
Yeah, how dare you, Deerblaze?
Age
![](http://i.imgur.com/l2zYn84.png)
Great job.
Ball Of Talking
![](http://i.imgur.com/V3ZM11X.png)
Oh well.
Bigger Person
![](http://i.imgur.com/JoOZxQs.png)
Not by that much.
Blocking
![](http://i.imgur.com/KyedTWD.png)
How tough.
Boil
![](http://i.imgur.com/S45DbJ3.png)
Potatoes.
Bond
![](http://imgur.com/5tlt4yB.png)
By the way, if the colors look different...yeah, I'm having trouble with the different computer. Sorry.
Change
![](http://i.imgur.com/Et9kbJF.png)
It sounds disorienting.
Engineer
![](http://i.imgur.com/XG8mZQQ.png)
She was talking about mascots.
Exhaustion Method
![](http://i.imgur.com/tpRRu4Y.png)
Well, he is right.
I Don't Know These People #61
![](http://i.imgur.com/FuwtmwX.png)
This was one of a group of four people I heard playing Monopoly. Their conversations were gold.
I Don't Know These People #62
![](http://i.imgur.com/GNoZoG0.png)
Same group of people.
I Don't Know These People #63
![](http://i.imgur.com/gILGEg2.png)
Wow, I'm so impressed?
I Don't Know These People #64
![](http://i.imgur.com/4UdZr9g.png)
And here's the fourth person.
I Don't Know These People #65
![](http://i.imgur.com/Dh0iFAh.png)
He got his chance eventually.
I Don't Know These People #66
![](http://i.imgur.com/UY0YV7F.png)
I'm...not sure.
I Don't Know These People #67
![](http://i.imgur.com/GKgOpYr.png)
Yes, it was.
I Don't Know These People #68
![](http://i.imgur.com/BAr7pwA.png)
He was pretty grossed out.
I Don't Know These People #69
![](http://i.imgur.com/CufyexS.png)
Great idea.
I Don't Know These People #70
![](http://i.imgur.com/yD3dZHw.png)
Just one.
Macbeth
![](http://i.imgur.com/9KdJEKF.png)
That was great timing.
Sacks
![](http://i.imgur.com/R8pVFHI.png)
Of course.
Spinning Vent
![](http://i.imgur.com/P5XqBa5.png)
Thanks for the clarification.
Starfish
![](http://imgur.com/wiPT7CZ.png)
Delicious.
Tie, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/2TeJGUW.png)
Perfect sense.
Wrestler
![](http://i.imgur.com/erNmIWg.png)
Too bad.
A Romantic Song
![](http://i.imgur.com/ykJ294K.png)
Jackalclaw actually has a pretty nice singing voice.
Another Doughnut
![](http://i.imgur.com/JfhTVsD.png)
Yeah, come on, Mallowfang.
Beat Up
![](http://i.imgur.com/QkjFdcW.png)
I know no one will be broken up over this, but I misjudged the amount of time it would take me to finish this set of comics; that's why I'm posting them eight days early. Yeah.
Chili
![](http://i.imgur.com/f9mlzcj.png)
Mallowfang eats infinite junk food at lunch.
Compliment
![](http://i.imgur.com/tAAvNwq.png)
Wow, I'm flattered.
Doll
![](http://i.imgur.com/EIB4CX9.png)
Brackenclaw is strange.
Dress Shopping
![](http://i.imgur.com/4W9mT1K.png)
I'm not sure if I know how to shop dress.
Enthralled
![](http://i.imgur.com/XXduHrg.png)
Same.
Folded Post-It Note
![](http://imgur.com/bLeqrDp.png)
For anyone who hasn't gotten to imaginaries yet, the square root of negative one is represented by the letter "i," so it says, "I love math."
Girly Eyes
![](http://imgur.com/aWXeJcP.png)
I'm going to ignore that last part of Spiderfang's story and just admit that Slick does have pretty eyes. "My eyes are pretty!" - Jaggedtuft 2013
Hot Wife
![](http://i.imgur.com/HWDgCpB.png)
Oh, yeah, searching "hot wife" couldn't go wrong.
Iambic Pentameter
![](http://i.imgur.com/3uhycNV.png)
I think this happened because Deerblaze was joking about becoming a poet, but I might be misremembering.
Imperfection
![](http://imgur.com/eGVCTta.png)
Wow.
Like The Sun
![](http://imgur.com/oJhuOUq.png)
Close enough.
Loves
![](http://i.imgur.com/Qo1M8aC.png)
That teacher...definitely shipped us.
My Heart
![](http://imgur.com/LlLCqAJ.png)
Also, I certainly hope her heart doesn't spill. We were preparing to play Sardines.
Not Real
![](http://imgur.com/yRRlxsZ.png)
Well, okay.
Pearly Whites
![](http://imgur.com/Jcpjmod.png)
This year we were out of my oreo sprinkles and jam spreader bought another can! I like to put them in ice cream. I don't eat them very often, though.
Pumpkin Cider
![](http://i.imgur.com/k7ayCAb.png)
Hey look guys see it has the word "love" in it it's totally relevant to Valentine's Day!!! ...Which is eight days from now, but that's okay. I tried.
Valentine Scarf
![](http://i.imgur.com/USROunc.png)
I just wish I could have seen his face if she'd said it.
Valentine's Day 2015
![](http://i.imgur.com/25SoBJV.png)
That was a fun day.
Valentine's Day 2015, Part 2
![](http://imgur.com/1kOEG58.png)
Aspfang's valentine was sealed all around the edges with the heart stickers but completely blank inside; he stuffed it in someone else's locker without opening it. Slick's valentine was sealed with Scotch tape but had nine heart stickers inside; he refused to accept it. Brackenclaw's valentine was "from Adderbite and Adderbite actually my name is Hollyfrost." We gave some other people valentines, too, but those are the only really relevant ones. Except for...
Valentine's Day 2015, Part 3
![](http://imgur.com/J4FlcXJ.png)
Stonefrost's. And Jackalclaw's, which was the big valentine (intended for a teacher). Which turned out to be a mistake.
Valentine's Day 2015, Part 4
![](http://i.imgur.com/ltGFBVG.png)
He tried to get his valentine in Stonefrost's nose for about ten minutes. He also suggested Stonefrost's ear.
Walk
![](http://i.imgur.com/we13uNu.png)
That's eight 150s. Wow!
COMICS 1201-1300
Absolute Zero
![](http://i.imgur.com/QhPtEMi.png)
I always grade in Kelvins.
Barcode
![](http://i.imgur.com/h8D7nHi.png)
Thanks.
Battery
![](http://i.imgur.com/EK1psP0.png)
Good.
Discrete Math
![](http://i.imgur.com/IMv0Dtd.png)
Don't worry, this was the same day as the last time I drew him in that outfit. He didn't wear it a second time.
Idioms
![](http://i.imgur.com/2WPPRgX.png)
Is he over here or over there?
Jam
![](http://i.imgur.com/VBw3V5a.png)
She had just beaten an apparently particularly hard level of Candy Crush. Yes, I do now call her jam spreader.
Jam, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/azDKAOB.png)
She meant she didn't know the French word for it, but still.
Less Homework
![](http://i.imgur.com/PBj82sn.png)
Yeah, blessed with great looks and great homework patterns.
Library Card
![](http://i.imgur.com/N1NaGmS.png)
I get what he meant, but it still sounds funny.
Lizzie
![](http://i.imgur.com/AkPX0bT.png)
Lizzie is a really cute cat.
Mints
![](http://imgur.com/66LIZg9.png)
Aniplume is always eating.
My Mess
![](http://i.imgur.com/Jas9d9W.png)
I found this quote written down by Jayflight and Emberheart on a note to Rosefall.
New Rule
![](http://imgur.com/cOQwjkL.png)
Nice. "No biting," "no kicking," "no attempting to break fingers," "no looking up things I tell (them) not to look up," and "no crawling under the table" are now rules, too.
Ooh Snap
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZeoIxEN.png)
This became a saying for him and Adderbite for a while.
Ostriches
I don't understand.
P
![](http://i.imgur.com/hPGYrdI.png)
I can't BELIEVE this joke translated to cat names. Inkspot is the person whose name became something funny (or at least funny to fourth grade Nighttail). It wasn't inappropriate, but I can't say what the real name/word was because it would give away his name.
Page
![](http://i.imgur.com/DPya1Cw.png)
Sorry it got all pixelated.
Skittles
![](http://i.imgur.com/fr3zIMr.png)
Oh, Nighttail.
Sleeping Bags
![](http://i.imgur.com/3m8ZABB.png)
I feel like I missed a speckle or two, but I was using a comic as a reference...
Slick
![](http://imgur.com/KdeegFS.png)
Slick has actually really grown on me this year. Not at the beginning (although he's always been entertaining), but he's actually nice now.
Spindly
![](http://i.imgur.com/l6AlpsF.png)
Congratulations!
Sporty
![](http://i.imgur.com/dnZRrNJ.png)
He plays baseball.
Urban Meyer
![](http://i.imgur.com/ue5sHpX.png)
One of his motivation things was about a guy who, I don't remember, reflected on his performance and was still Tough Football Guy in the shower or something like that.
Weather Map
![](http://i.imgur.com/aE5Kvs4.png)
Papa Smurf is dead!
Why Math
![](http://i.imgur.com/yxlhdAe.png)
Uh, I don't know...
A Box
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ab4XjgG.png)
We thought they were spiders because they were having difficulty in the water, but eventually it settled out and they turned out to be water striders. This is the box Birchthroat suggested she put down.
All Right
![](http://i.imgur.com/EkSC7Qy.png)
Apparently she says this a lot.
Cinder Blocks
![](http://i.imgur.com/v2hib6k.png)
"They're BIG bricks."
Cold Drink
![](http://i.imgur.com/B841loj.png)
Yes, because that's how physics work.
Dice
![](http://i.imgur.com/WPd3jsw.png)
He loves his dice. I correctly guessed where they were hidden, but I didn't attempt to look there, since that would have made me look guilty.
Dice, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/2HZjdI1.png)
He almost gave us a pop quiz since no one could find them.
Dice, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/Py3XjLd.png)
He did give his fifth period a pop quiz, since of course none of them could find them either.
Dice, Part Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/oxq58A1.png)
Mothcloud wanted to go with her for moral support, but the teacher didn't let her.
Dice, Part Five
![](http://i.imgur.com/cL3ot63.png)
So sneaky.
Dice, Part Six
![](http://i.imgur.com/sQzL5uW.png)
The teacher's response was that he would loosen all the screws in Brackenclaw's chair.
Dots
![](http://imgur.com/ZWagjR0.png)
Lewis dot structures.
Euchre Class
![](http://i.imgur.com/WNAUKNe.png)
Math last year.
Fives
![](http://i.imgur.com/5bpwsny.png)
They were talking about Branchfoot.
Frustum
![](http://i.imgur.com/HwODMgj.png)
Ice cream still sounds like a good idea to me.
Fulfilling
![](http://i.imgur.com/SAf5xxR.png)
January 26th.
Graphing Calculators
![](http://i.imgur.com/vfYXULW.png)
I think I'm the one who called them mathulators once.
Montessori
![](http://i.imgur.com/WuHgZ7A.png)
I'm sure it did.
Moped
![](http://i.imgur.com/WPg1GHx.png)
Yes, this is the same teacher from pages ago. I don't have her this year, either.
Mud![](http://i.imgur.com/5xLjSJi.png)
She was explaining why she only wanted to walk in the mud on the way to the restaurant and not on the way back to school.
Sorry
![](http://i.imgur.com/Nur27b4.png)
As you can tell, a lot of chemistry work definitely gets done during class.
Elevator Tag
![](http://i.imgur.com/AKOoLfD.png)
The teacher could not understand why anyone would play that.
Target
![](http://i.imgur.com/DzEMo1i.png)
How helpful. "That other place" was probably Kohl's.
Warm
![](http://i.imgur.com/5iy3ehI.png)
I originally heard this entirely without context, but he and his friends were talking about some game involving throwing shaving cream.
Wolverine
![](http://imgur.com/VKJniCv.png)
She drew some Nightmare Fuel-type pictures of the people sitting nearby using all six pencils at once.
Yodeling
![](http://imgur.com/2njIwV5.png)
That does not sound like a world I want to visit.
Asleep
![](http://i.imgur.com/zvwx7G8.png)
Nice.
Bidding Cacti
![](http://i.imgur.com/YdI1qVy.png)
I don't know why they were bidding cacti.
Disciplinary Record
![](http://i.imgur.com/JOuUzxV.png)
When even Elmwhisker is concerned you know there's a problem.
Elf![](http://i.imgur.com/qw8fm8d.png)
Poor Eveningpelt.
England
![](http://i.imgur.com/kXs4QEe.png)
AP U.S. History, everyone.
Fiji Water
![](http://i.imgur.com/qJfY661.png)
Poor Deerblaze.
Fiji Water, Part Two
That's sad.
Free Periods
![](http://i.imgur.com/irB7cIW.png)
He said it in German; he mixed up the word meaning "hour" (aka class hour) with one of the words meaning "pirate," since the word for "pirate" sounds more like "period" than the word for "hour" does.
Green Day
![](http://i.imgur.com/w8MEcwo.png)
We're all such hipsters.
Nerds
![](http://i.imgur.com/zPcpjrk.png)
Jackalclaw's a strange person. I passed him in the hallway once and overheard him explaining string theory in detail. And then there are things like the valentine incident.
On Wednesday
![](http://i.imgur.com/J7StjTB.png)
I heard this from a teacher or maybe a janitor somewhere in the hallway while I was in class.
Password
![](http://imgur.com/omNhrIL.png)
The German for "Batman sunglasses" had been written on the board in the German classroom, although I didn't know it was at all connected to her. It was just the longest word I could think of at the time. And yes, I guessed it in German, not English, but old forum rules once again triumphed over linguistic accuracy.
Penguin
![](http://i.imgur.com/iVokZJP.png)
He waddled around and stumbled into Adderbite.
Photosynthesis
![](http://i.imgur.com/zqhS2Yz.png)
For consistency's sake I should probably have made the background gray; it was dark in the gym. We were at a different school, "exploring."
Prancing
![](http://i.imgur.com/D88biqe.png)
She was prancing.
Projectile Motion
![](http://i.imgur.com/DQ2VA4J.png)
He had been summoned to talk about golf for the announcements or something.
Regression
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ol0ilSO.png)
Let it never be said that I don't make comics just for an excuse to draw the expressions.
Restroom
![](http://i.imgur.com/2FCXJCg.png)
I hope so.
Row Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/EOFVcv1.png)
Creekwhisker meant because they were the only full row.
Secretly
![](http://imgur.com/YLbgEBO.png)
I like Skullcandy earbuds.
Send
![](http://i.imgur.com/D44X1ai.png)
Through a phone, yes, that'll work.
Sims Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/zwGMxag.png)
Their whole friendship is like this, apparently.
Such A Mess![](http://i.imgur.com/L2V953r.png)
At least they can commiserate.
Tie, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/n6QamyZ.png)
Crowspots is so helpful.
Waving
![](http://i.imgur.com/GcevndL.png)
He had a cowlick sticking up all day.
Arsonist
![](http://i.imgur.com/I3O0lgw.png)
I almost made this comment say, "I think this is their entire friendship." Then I realized that was my comment for one of the comics in the last update.
Curtsy
![](http://i.imgur.com/yL2vWGZ.png)
I feel like the stripes on her arm were supposed to be thicker, but I don't care.
Elevator
![](http://i.imgur.com/9ukKf3g.png)
Of course he just rode it right back up, but I hope he felt betrayed.
Explain
![](http://imgur.com/ilNvged.png)
Slick: And...I...just...talked over you. I see. (Confession: I said this instead of explaining because I was pretty confident that he knew more about relativity than I did.)
Extinction
![](http://i.imgur.com/JlbUjLe.png)
The dying definitely dies out.
Fireplace
![](http://i.imgur.com/Voz6e8n.png)
Look! Almost-halfway-decent fire! That's a first for me! We were filming for a German project.
Go Fish
![](http://i.imgur.com/MTrpXFX.png)
Jackalclaw is great.
I Don't Know These People #71
![](http://i.imgur.com/cV7G14Z.png)
I hope it's clear enough--he ran (biked?) directly into it. And apparently not for the first time.
I Don't Know These People #72
![](http://i.imgur.com/EAn4nyx.png)
Yes, because they're made of brains.
I Don't Know These People #73
![](http://i.imgur.com/OmGDOUv.png)
See, the problem is that this was in the third floor bathroom, not the first.
I Don't Know These People #74
![](http://i.imgur.com/X2mMmQO.png)
Good idea.
I Don't Know These People #75
![](http://i.imgur.com/LcHieZD.png)
I have no idea what the context was.
Ice Cube
![](http://i.imgur.com/kkUIGbB.png)
Crowspots is a meme.
Lots Of
![](http://i.imgur.com/8UHvxQb.png)
Eh, same thing, really.
Projector
![](http://i.imgur.com/Pv6BzQU.png)
Why did I make Jackalclaw so hard to draw? I mean, I know it was because I never expected to have a class with him, but still.
Rude
![](http://i.imgur.com/ViqkK89.png)
I'm pretty sure he said Mr. Bean, although it could have been something that sounded similar, because he broke off abruptly when Deerblaze karate-chopped the paper.
Science Experiment
![](http://i.imgur.com/qfL3gvu.png)
They just looked so unimpressed.
Skipping A Team
![](http://i.imgur.com/vMprd6U.png)
Important distinction.
Someone We Know
![](http://imgur.com/O2pdbty.png)
He didn't notice us at all.
Spaceman
![](http://i.imgur.com/w83KJb6.png)
Just in case any of you are judging Jackalclaw, he has extensive knowledge of string theory and rocket science (and I have to assume other topics as well) and got a 5 on the Calculus AB AP exam without taking the class, so...yeah. That's just him.
Struggling
![](http://i.imgur.com/cyAPzQN.png)
Poor Brindlefoot. He hasn't been quite so mean to her lately, though. And I have to admit her struggles with the calculator are pretty entertaining.
Suffocate
![](http://imgur.com/fLr4otg.png)
I thought he said "them," not "then."
Ten
![](http://imgur.com/IQFHKh8.png)
I didn't think that would be correct, but I didn't know where to begin trying to solve the problem.
The Small Boy
It's officially a song, but there's no tune or background music.
Wolverine, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/hLHy3bp.png)
Those are those little pretzel stick things. I am the best Wolverine. This is the part where you all agree with me because this is the 1300th comic.
COMICS 1301-1400
A Tale Of Two Minties
![](http://imgur.com/9gKqF6H.png)
Twelfth Mint? Did you mean Aniplume?
Behind
![](http://i.imgur.com/FpOgL26.png)
Toga Day.
Calculus
![](http://i.imgur.com/i385Oqj.png)
He misjudged the number of doughnuts in the bag.
Count
![](http://i.imgur.com/Nu4AP9b.png)
This was part of a thing for German.
Forty Minutes
![](http://i.imgur.com/VdQFuav.png)
Oh well.
I Don't Know These People #76
![](http://i.imgur.com/XPocaye.png)
Of course!
I Don't Know These People #77
![](http://i.imgur.com/n78A9co.png)
They sounded in complete disbelief.
I Don't Know These People #78
![](http://i.imgur.com/AjVSifs.png)
She was holding a whole bag full of grapes. About half an hour later I walked through there again. There was a grape on the ground.
I Don't Know These People #79
![](http://i.imgur.com/9kNzTeB.png)
Yes, potatoes are definitely sponges.
I Don't Know These People #80
![](http://i.imgur.com/nc12d7B.png)
That's wonderful.
Insured
![](http://i.imgur.com/f7UaiE9.png)
It was Crowspots's calculator and had his signature on it.
Letter Grades
![](http://i.imgur.com/euQxyD3.png)
This is a memory I have from first grade. Apparently E is a grade if you're homeschooled, but I think Juniperpelt was talking about Harry Potter.
Wednesday Shirt
![](http://i.imgur.com/GqZACfc.png)
She meant the literal shirt, but I don't think that's how Wednesday Shirt interpreted it.
Pants
![](http://i.imgur.com/TOnw06n.png)
She also added a lot of pictures to the same document, including a camel wearing clothes.
Sass
![](http://imgur.com/wrb2J9s.png)
He has a handful of phrases like that he uses. Mostly directed toward me.
Send, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/hTuYFTv.png)
He took the photo on Toga Day.
Smarter
![](http://i.imgur.com/2fLdddv.png)
Not helping, Spiderfang.
Solve
![](http://i.imgur.com/89huXBm.png)
This is Adderbite's math teacher. She likes to look him up on my computer in hopes that my parents will see it in the search history.
Thump
![](http://i.imgur.com/eua2cQs.png)
I forgot her forehead spot. I knew there was something off about it. Oh well.
Only Two Words
![](http://i.imgur.com/pY7vUvX.png)
Yes, two.
Unicorn
![](http://i.imgur.com/bvDxWdU.png)
This is what he wore for Toga Day.
Upping The Ante
![](http://i.imgur.com/AojOMwE.png)
I forget what the bet was actually about, but Mountainfur was discussing making a bet with the teacher (the lightish brown tabby math teacher) because of a story the teacher had told. He had made a bet with Mintwhisker when she said she thought she could get heads three times in a row. The bet grew afterward, and he ended up having to pay her a lot of chili because she got heads nine times in a row.
Weather Forecasts
![](http://i.imgur.com/ot1OZf5.png)
Mountainfur looks like Jim from The Office.
What Are You Doing
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZQ0uSfx.png)
Hey, at least this time when I designed the extra-fancy cat I already knew I'd be drawing him more than once.
Without
![](http://i.imgur.com/8TirWFk.png)
Yeah, he sounded thrilled.
A Cow
![](http://i.imgur.com/1BGagjU.png)
Awww.
Beaker
![](http://imgur.com/4386YMk.png)
I was getting the hot plate down, and the cord flopped off the plate and knocked the beaker off the counter. Miraculously I didn't get any glass in my feet despite being in sandals.
Broken Phone
![](http://i.imgur.com/d4OmWdl.png)
Yes, she did mean her phone.
Conductor
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZLmMqzH.png)
The teacher came back shortly afterward.
Counting Chickens
![](http://i.imgur.com/hUaKUZK.png)
That might not have been the idiom he used, but it's close enough and equally irrelevant.
Expand
![](http://i.imgur.com/OO0WO9j.png)
There were a couple people absent.
Fireplace, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/1HfDSQH.png)
This particular recording was the one that made it into our final project.
Full Glass
![](http://i.imgur.com/rV6B0mq.png)
Good point,
Gooses
![](http://i.imgur.com/vGRdHjl.png)
NERD BURN!
Grease
![](http://i.imgur.com/1I3V7yl.png)
It was fairly close to a rap. The pizza was late.
I Don't Know These People #81
![](http://i.imgur.com/yoIVqfw.png)
The gray-and-white one was holding the cream-and-white one in place.
I Don't Know These People #82
![](http://i.imgur.com/kJSmDDp.png)
Yeah, it would be just my luck to be replaced.
I Don't Know These People #83
![](http://i.imgur.com/FStJZef.png)
It was a torn bill, just in case my drawing isn't so clear.
I Don't Know These People #84
![](http://i.imgur.com/1dVnT5k.png)
I'm sure she'd love that!
I Don't Know These People #85
![](http://i.imgur.com/AABdlUT.png)
I don't remember their names, but these were two of the kids at the art class I volunteer at (they were a while ago, though). They were brothers, and they would sing about anything and everything.
Mariah Carey
![](http://i.imgur.com/viw78CW.png)
So apparently that's this year's locker room music for (American) football games/practices.
Milkshake
![](http://i.imgur.com/oxC50s5.png)
What a clever costume! I know Halloween was a long time ago, but oh well.
On The Roof
![](http://imgur.com/CyDZeVK.png)
Sorry about all the small text; I should have extended it to six panels, but I liked the positioning in the third panel (and the art in the fourth) too much to remake it.
Relative Prepositions
![](http://i.imgur.com/CGQ1fWs.png)
That's because relative prepositions are exciting.
Relief
![](http://i.imgur.com/Eg1JGLi.png)
It looked very well rehearsed. Not natural by any means, but very deliberate and perfectly in time.
Six Words
![](http://i.imgur.com/L85VwmW.png)
He went on to explain how many more layers of sadness it had than the older one.
The Worst Thing
![](http://i.imgur.com/MeadR2F.png)
I did not have any context for this; Carrottuft's voice has a tendency to carry sometimes.
Unicorn, Part Two
Halloween again.
Up
![](http://i.imgur.com/prWkgNB.png)
Moorshadow was Carl; a girl who doesn't have a warrior name was Kevin. Also, yes, the buttons on Mallowfang's sash were colored and in the correct three rows; I couldn't fit three and forgot to color them in, but they're not really important anyway.
Volunteer
![](http://i.imgur.com/gIlCxji.png)
That would be really helpful. Also, this is nine 150s. Wow, that's a lot of 150s! ...It actually is kind of a lot of 150s...
A Break
![](http://i.imgur.com/bZYVXEK.png)
Thanks for the clarification. No, I don't know what he was talking about.
Angie
![](http://imgur.com/N2ZWtL1.png)
She didn't appreciate when I pointed out Harry Potter wasn't realistic. Confirmed: Harry Potter is not a character! (Also, Angie is the book Emberheart was reading at the time. The title is The Last Best Kiss.)
Black And White
![](http://i.imgur.com/b05Ym8M.png)
The movie was Sweet Home Alabama. I know it's not a black and white movie, but her TV was doing something weird. We also watched The Parent Trap in black and white.
Cusses
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZRFeh3e.png)
He has a heart and soul?
Defeat
![](http://i.imgur.com/uei5wmr.png)
Ritz Bits. They were really gross. I ate most of them while complaining about how gross they were. Mousefern, Spiderfang, and Copperpelt kept telling me to stop eating them, but I couldn't. They were awful. Don't ever eat Ritz Bits.
Disturbing
![](http://imgur.com/RzIJn7S.png)
It was a lab.
Dorsi
![](http://i.imgur.com/lSA0PZU.png)
I can't say I've ever had that problem. It probably helps that I've never needed to remember the latissimus dorsi for more than a week or two.
Expression
![](http://i.imgur.com/5IrlI9B.png)
The most important invention of our time.
Fahrenheit
![](http://i.imgur.com/SQoM2eI.png)
451, actually.
Fortune 500
![](http://i.imgur.com/kRW71ql.png)
As tall as two mountains stacked on top of each other!
Free Cookie
![](http://imgur.com/cFVAaQA.png)
Mousefern gave the cookie to someone, but she told him it had been on the sidewalk, so he threw it away.
Genetics
![](http://i.imgur.com/nhcHGHJ.png)
I can't believe I never knew Deerblaze was a meme.
Green
![](http://i.imgur.com/ODG7kkW.png)
We do now.
Hates Chemistry
![](http://i.imgur.com/2w3L0u7.png)
That's my mouse handwriting.
Leafblower
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZS96N2i.png)
A new reason to learn to play the viola.
Medieval
![](http://i.imgur.com/3kNE8mZ.png)
This was his part of an introduction video.
Make It Rain
![](http://i.imgur.com/D6RLW6x.png)
Breakfast was free.
My Sport
![](http://imgur.com/bYd59CK.png)
I'm sure that will be the deciding factor in the match.
Projector, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/Lk1OOT7.png)
Poor Brindlefoot.
Sleeping Legs
![](http://imgur.com/YP8BCN4.png)
They came around the corner at the right moment.
Slice
![](http://i.imgur.com/xdsHcsZ.png)
Spiderfang was kind of in his way. She liked this line, though he’s apparently a real jerk toward her and Clovernose.
Split The Fraction
![](http://i.imgur.com/0LZ8VCP.png)
Do, a deer, a female deer...
Third
![](http://i.imgur.com/yCsoh37.png)
Except as a cat. Everyone has a hairy (or furry, I guess) chest in this comic.
Upper Peninsula
![](http://i.imgur.com/IvL2Inc.png)
Sounds like a real adventure.
Who Are They
![](http://i.imgur.com/ruizWxB.png)
Definitely. Unfortunately, I'll never meet the admissions requirements for Tall People College University, so I'll never be able to participate in their research programs.
Blowhole
![](http://i.imgur.com/uRUaom3.png)
I think he was saying that it would be safe for Jackalclaw to put his bag over his head and be a spaceman.
Capri Suns
![](http://imgur.com/3cwUz8Y.png)
She hasn't been to my house in years, but the first thing she mentioned was the stash of Capri Suns. It's still going.
Compound Words
![](http://i.imgur.com/v6flEhy.png)
Yes, he was singing.
DJ Khaled Video
![](http://i.imgur.com/1OE6KAF.png)
This is the worst thing.
Free Cookie, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/xr0AUAP.png)
Spiderfang just about always spills her soda.
Geniuses
![](http://i.imgur.com/QsV6LsB.png)
History repeats itself...he is a mini Jaggedtuft. Jaggedtuft never said this (that I know of), but I can imagine it clearly.
Hermione
![](http://i.imgur.com/bwlLsS9.png)
She wanted to be Hermione Granger from Harry Potter.
Important Question
![](http://i.imgur.com/jglg5z6.png)
She remembered it after a few seconds (I just stared at her).
Just In Case
![](http://i.imgur.com/Y0jjWpC.png)
I don't know what kind of emergency calls for tie-dye pants, but he'll be ready.
Mariah Carey, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/2b0bvli.png)
I guess that's good for getting pumped up for a match, but it's not quite the right game...
Monkey Bars
![](http://i.imgur.com/39pAUIP.png)
I'm so impressed.
On The Road
![](http://i.imgur.com/pUc4w4p.png)
A little like Tigerpelt. Although in Driftspots's defense, it was quite a while later.
One
![](http://i.imgur.com/F15N3sS.png)
Yeah, sure, no more math for Jackalclaw. No one believes that.
Ostriches, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/IznGhxm.png)
I don't know what his hangup about ostriches is.
Proposal
![](http://imgur.com/k1Bd0Ar.png)
"I'm engaged!" - Squeaktalon that same year
Purple
![](http://i.imgur.com/yvSCx1D.png)
The paper marker works really well!
Sassafras
![](http://i.imgur.com/6VZUBfH.png)
I don't think there was any context; he just said it.
Shoes Off
![](http://i.imgur.com/7xY4Ji9.png)
Poor Nightingaleswoop.
Six Hundred
![](http://imgur.com/at6f5MG.png)
I timed it well.
Strong Word
![](http://i.imgur.com/9JME0S9.png)
I'm not sure whether that's an answer, Stonefrost...
To The Sun
![](http://i.imgur.com/IW8Q8R5.png)
I don't remember the full plan, unfortunately, but it definitely involved jumping into the sun.
Touchdown
![](http://i.imgur.com/IyFPw0k.png)
Long story.
Trickling
![](http://i.imgur.com/npbvru3.png)
Those are definitely the lyrics.
Two Years
![](http://i.imgur.com/REent11.png)
Oh, Brackenclaw.
Variables
![](http://imgur.com/Zyo1RLi.png)
Solve for t if t=2x-3. Also, this is comic number 175x+140t. I'm sorry.
COMICS 1401-1500
Alive
![](http://i.imgur.com/dtaayy2.png)
Me too.
Board Manager
![](http://i.imgur.com/nmmgSqe.png)
Or maybe a mega-student.
Etch
![](http://i.imgur.com/3fnaONd.png)
What a great joke.
Fruit Snacks
![](http://i.imgur.com/tzchb8r.png)
Just one taste...
Handbasket
![](http://i.imgur.com/cRC8bg3.png)
A ham basket.
I Don't Know These People #86
![](http://i.imgur.com/spDQMUO.png)
Yay! Exciting!
I Don't Know These People #87
![](http://i.imgur.com/kqsVfSk.png)
That's so gross?
I Don't Know These People #88
![](http://i.imgur.com/4wXoPSc.png)
He sounded so reverent.
I Don't Know These People #89
![](http://i.imgur.com/9W3c3DY.png)
I don't know whether the person and their brother are actually twins or if they were just "twinning" that day. Either way it's funny.
I Don't Know These People #90
![](http://i.imgur.com/pPd02BF.png)
Maybe if you bleed graphite.
Kentucky
![](http://i.imgur.com/BukSuj7.png)
That's the answer.
Kung Pao Chicken
![](http://i.imgur.com/XN0Eggi.png)
It wasn't relevant at all.
Lois
![](http://imgur.com/Zz25snX.png)
"The list" is a list of ten people to use in ten-character memes.
Long Or Short Hair
![](http://imgur.com/5CpraB4.png)
Owlclaw: Thanks.
Made My Day
![](http://i.imgur.com/UMkWsXf.png)
It didn't just make her day--it made it happen in the first place.
Mom Car
![](http://i.imgur.com/RBuRruI.png)
Something like that.
No Computer
![](http://i.imgur.com/R2YImrd.png)
There will be a follow-up...
Pros Of Social Media
![](http://i.imgur.com/PviZftk.png)
It's said "Memes" for a couple of months now.
Secretariat
![](http://i.imgur.com/wp2ezIR.png)
teacher: Then he'd be a fun guy.
Suns
![](http://imgur.com/GinuXuz.png)
Did you know an entire mole of lions wouldn't beat the sun in terms of either mass or volume?
The Whale
![](http://i.imgur.com/COdtfxo.png)
It was some gif, I think.
Tossing
![](http://i.imgur.com/RpEG3Y2.png)
The directions in the music say that one part has to be sultry. I won the sultry violin award (there was no real award but she joked about there being one) for my playing.
Up, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/HZUcsnJ.png)
I guess it's not that funny, but it was important.
Video Games
![](http://i.imgur.com/5Cbkv3K.png)
teacher: I mean video games.
What Kind Of Kid
![](http://i.imgur.com/UuRRhpN.png)
Yeah, what kind of kid crosses the road?
Agatha Christie
![](http://i.imgur.com/x1fNqEa.png)
Or elsewhere.
Dead Body
![](http://i.imgur.com/TVlyr7o.png)
They were playing Manhunt.
Dorian
![](http://i.imgur.com/6QMDxXe.png)
He was trying to do a face-swap with the cover of The Picture of Dorian Gray.
Dry Puns
![](http://i.imgur.com/9RT08IL.png)
Not sure if that wording quite makes sense, but oh well.
Flippy Pen
![](http://imgur.com/7ucjRGM.png)
I mean, for anyone who knows Flippy Pen, that's all the description they need.
Gravy
![](http://i.imgur.com/C9dwZYR.png)
She was going to try to bring "groovy" back.
Happy
![](http://i.imgur.com/cHALKQk.png)
I forgot when designing Murretail that she would look a lot like Lynxtuft in the sketches. Also, the image code for this comic actually has the entire word "chalk" in it!
Honor Orchestra
![](http://imgur.com/NTc4OOZ.png)
Slick may love the Inheritance cycle, but at least we can agree that Tolkien is boring.
Ileum
![](http://i.imgur.com/2p2jSLu.png)
That's exactly what she said.
Legally Blonde
![](http://i.imgur.com/dp24xyE.png)
I'd like to hear the plot for that one.
Misses
![](http://i.imgur.com/GUue2Zj.png)
Butterflyspark comes in every day to eat lunch with them. I don't really know her, but that's okay.
Muscular
![](http://imgur.com/pzRrCit.png)
Muscles is the most muscular.
No Computer, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/gODYDtP.png)
He said it with such dismay, and understandably so.
No Work
![](http://i.imgur.com/hU6Df7u.png)
Hopflower: ABOUT CHEMISTRY MOSTLY!
Persistent Problem
![](http://i.imgur.com/GAO1o91.png)
Can't believe that didn't help.
Plants For Hire
![](http://imgur.com/6Cu9xQe.png)
Good job.
Push In Your Chairs
![](http://i.imgur.com/OD6Afsf.png)
Nor did he go back to push it in after she asked.
Rosin
![](http://i.imgur.com/aEDfbLq.png)
Rosin is a thing you put on the bows for stringed instruments to make the sound quality better.
Rubber Bands
![](http://i.imgur.com/LStCY0U.png)
I was talking about the patterns for tabletops where it looks like three different colors of rubber bands were just flung down onto the table.
Sodas
![](http://i.imgur.com/AiwPNtM.png)
Also refer to Free Cookie, Part Two.
Tripped
![](http://i.imgur.com/bvzqSDw.png)
I don't feel bad, but I guess poor Stonefrost? And yeah, that one is Stonefrost.
Two Girls
![](http://i.imgur.com/uiuzA2L.png)
They were mostly successful.
Union
![](http://i.imgur.com/482BkT3.png)
She said it that way by accident.
Watches
![](http://i.imgur.com/ShUPJC4.png)
Fun fact: Swiftstripe is named Swiftstripe because it sounds like Sweet Stripes, a brand of peppermint candies he liked.
Well
![](http://imgur.com/b0ObQmT.png)
Maybe the frogs are his family.
Albert Schweitzer
![](http://i.imgur.com/0fEGaXn.png)
Hilarious.
Camping
![](http://i.imgur.com/yqQTGXF.png)
I mean, maybe Nettleface needs Rustpatch to camp. You never know.
Candles
![](http://i.imgur.com/rzdzkKA.png)
This was one of three comic scripts I found in a notebook from three years ago. They were hidden away about 3/4 of the way through the notebook; aside from that, only the first few pages had anything on them. I can't believe I opened to the right page.
Coal
![](http://i.imgur.com/CHm2ijv.png)
Sounds like a really fun game.
Dirt
![](http://i.imgur.com/Bt7qoua.png)
I'm sure I've described Creekwhisker's Minecraft house, but I can't find it looking back through the comics, so...Creekwhisker's house has some well-lit underground tunnels and a room with glass windows. But that's not the important part. The important part is that the aboveground part is on an almost-island (you can walk diagonally across the sand blocks to get there, but only corner to corner)--an island surrounded by fountains of lava streaming out of the air. The perimeter of the island is entirely on fire, and there are torches everywhere. It seems Creekwhisker enjoys fire.
Eaten
![](http://i.imgur.com/yAboJCc.png)
I'm not sure how you accidentally watch that kind of movie. Maybe she turned it on and it was already at that scene? I would think that any movie with that kind of plot would be clearly discernible as maybe not what you want to be watching before you even get there.
Eliminate
![](http://i.imgur.com/QzAyTf0.png)
See, Brackenclaw was right, she's terrifying.
Fourth Roots
That isn't a typo; it's how he pronounced it.
Free Cookie, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/TfHiZmP.png)
...They gave us free cookies. They shouldn't have.
Grab
![](http://imgur.com/mi9dmFD.png)
She hadn't spoken to me for a long time, so I wasn't expecting her to grab me in the hallway.
How Much Homework
![](http://i.imgur.com/3yUXw9Y.png)
I guess it's a valid question.
I Don't Know These People #91
![](http://i.imgur.com/7NmbWf2.png)
left cat: Good.
I Don't Know These People #92
![](http://i.imgur.com/LWmptGu.png)
This person's voice sounded just like Birchthroat's, but when I looked behind me, Birchthroat wasn't there at all. So he has a sound-alike.
I Don't Know These People #93
![](http://i.imgur.com/f46hGI7.png)
I think the answer was "lahar."
I Don't Know These People #94
![](http://i.imgur.com/om7MgcF.png)
It was said with such enthusiasm.
I Don't Know These People #95
![](http://i.imgur.com/I8KhrTN.png)
They...they were having a conversation with each other. I don't know how "striped sweaters" is at all a valid response to that, but...who knows.
In The Newspaper
![](http://imgur.com/fZJESIp.png)
I don't remember what it was for. Nothing important. Nothing bad.
League
![](http://i.imgur.com/lFI0RSd.png)
It's a reference to a movie.
Letters And Numbers
![](http://i.imgur.com/F6rykhG.png)
That's fair considering it's Macawstep, but Slick, come on.
Motivational Video
![](http://i.imgur.com/fgQhhfq.png)
There was an ad before the video started.
Pretty Flower
![](http://i.imgur.com/X84c2di.png)
Definitely.
Shopping Cart
![](http://i.imgur.com/zSXSDlS.png)
He works there.
So Tired
![](http://i.imgur.com/x0bCc8Q.png)
I guess she's living backward?
Widget
![](http://i.imgur.com/U7R0lZY.png)
Maybe Harry Potter is the stat wizard who does wizardry with stat stuff!
Work On
![](http://i.imgur.com/V5jff2I.png)
No one ever does any work. Especially Mintwhisker, Macawstep, and Slick.
Albino Crocodile
![](http://i.imgur.com/CnDmO9D.png)
He sounded pretty defeated.
Basil
![](http://i.imgur.com/2e7xZKo.png)
Oh well.
Commitment
![](http://i.imgur.com/N2INv36.png)
Yes, that's definitely necessary.
Etymology
![](http://i.imgur.com/qD8Ze6z.png)
"The question is, which ones are we talking about?" - Brackenclaw 2012
Harvard
![](http://imgur.com/zMNG2Gi.png)
Adderbite agreed.
Heal
![](http://imgur.com/XPg9edw.png)
Then again, Nightingaleswoop rules the underworld, so I guess she can come back to life whenever.
Heather
![](http://imgur.com/5yHFkH7.png)
I noticed that she called me Heather, but I'm used to replying to names that aren't mine.
Hit
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZYaJkF1.png)
I don't know what he was talking about.
Itching
![](http://i.imgur.com/4t3QFgJ.png)
He got to go back and get the banana.
Knocks
![](http://i.imgur.com/75vPRes.png)
The first half of the sentence was said in German and the second in English.
Law Of Cosines
![](http://i.imgur.com/5umhnpi.png)
I mean, same, really.
Logic
![](http://i.imgur.com/BuUJdpg.png)
I don't remember what the conversation was.
Longer
![](http://i.imgur.com/KcouMSc.png)
No one knew what smelled bad.
Lunch Ladies
![](http://i.imgur.com/kZfFfP8.png)
It appears the lunch ladies ate the cupcakes our teacher brought for the class.
Magma
![](http://i.imgur.com/CH1FNvz.png)
I wasn't there to witness this, but he claims he screamed this at his TV.
Not On Fire
![](http://i.imgur.com/JVrh4XU.png)
There was a fire drill.
Once Or Twice
![](http://i.imgur.com/ztOw4Qn.png)
The teacher hates the idea of spring break.
Peanut Butter
![](http://i.imgur.com/k4eFF4g.png)
I'm not sure how this was at all relevant. Or true. We have peanut butter, but not a lot of it, and it belongs to the whole family.
Professional Opinion
![](http://i.imgur.com/zQ9ep2B.png)
I think Moraystripe had said that he had gotten up too early.
Protons
![](http://i.imgur.com/UnKmt0f.png)
It was Brackenclaw, so he might as well have.
Sniff
![](http://i.imgur.com/SvJSKTv.png)
Mumbletail was just sticking his face in them.
Sock Monkey
![](http://i.imgur.com/wFpfxQM.png)
Jackalclaw was working on really complicated math.
Thursday
![](http://i.imgur.com/jmBT0NF.png)
Seriously?
Trust Issues
![](http://i.imgur.com/nDiDJkc.png)
There's a very small window of time to eat them.
Younger
![](http://i.imgur.com/oLVE4FH.png)
1500! That's a whole lot of 150s! Heatherpelt: Wow, I'm so good at insults.
COMICS 1001-1100
Cut Watermelon
![](http://i.imgur.com/uCksdG3.png)
The bag was empty but had watermelon juice left inside.
Expiring
![](http://imgur.com/RkB80lR.png)
We were talking about Killdeerfrost, who was wearing hip waders at the time.
Flat Doughnut
![](http://i.imgur.com/fH5LHda.png)
That day I ate an ice cream sandwich, a slice of cake, a slice of pie, three marzipan fruits, an ice cream sundae, a Kinder chocolate bar, two doughnuts, a cookie, and a brownie.
Goatman
![](http://i.imgur.com/GwcotxX.png)
He was singing to himself in the kitchen.
Heavy
![](http://i.imgur.com/XOZ9I3W.png)
My heavy is backpacker.
I Don't Know These People #41
![](http://i.imgur.com/BNfFrR8.png)
We don't know her name; we call her Popsicle Stick.
I Don't Know These People #42
![](http://i.imgur.com/ODCfQg2.png)
My favorite color!
I Don't Know These People #43
![](http://i.imgur.com/whmVR4B.png)
The kid next to him drew a dinosaur that I refer to as the blue space meatball from my nightmares.
I Don't Know These People #44
![](http://i.imgur.com/tVXGMU9.png)
There are a lot of noisy crows outside, which is odd because crows actually aren't all that common here--they're not unusual to see but it sounds like a lot of them.
I Don't Know These People #45
![](http://i.imgur.com/zX3cMKb.png)
It seems like an easy enough mistake to make, but still.
Basic
![](http://i.imgur.com/jQdGBtq.png)
Acids and bases weren't the topic, in case it seems like the joke was just the subject itself.
Dance Request
![](http://i.imgur.com/kgPPYeX.png)
This was on the same day Jaggedtuft told Driftspots it was weird to pet his hair immediately after petting Driftspots' hair.
My Hair
![](http://imgur.com/7MEWsc8.png)
Actually, I'm allowed to worry about my hair for whatever reason(s) I want. But whatever. Still funny.
Not My Phone
![](http://i.imgur.com/mQJ6X2g.png)
So sassy.
Squamous
![](http://i.imgur.com/Hrtg8kY.png)
She sounded so satisfied.
Sun Milk
![](http://imgur.com/NmraJHm.png)
We had come across a word in our German homework that, literally translated, meant sun milk (its actual meaning is sunscreen or suntan lotion).
Curlers
![](http://i.imgur.com/0RyWzDw.png)
I have naturally curly hair and I curled it, yet it's suddenly adamantly remaining straight.
Hate Significant Figures
![](http://i.imgur.com/VOaNYNf.png)
I wish that had canceled getting the points back from his corrections.
Vomit
![](http://i.imgur.com/bOSWHyH.png)
She spat out the water because of Juncoflight's suggestion to picture Jaggedtuft without a shirt.
Watch
![](http://i.imgur.com/9yW4QNS.png)
Wow, so cool.
Wax Free
![](http://i.imgur.com/5lmXUhk.png)
That's the flat doughnut.
After Six
![](http://i.imgur.com/ki1eF7e.png)
He said this while our class was silent (after the sub told us there was "no cause for mirth" when we were all laughing at our Secret Meme Session [in the Google Doc we were all working on]). Update: I now know this is a meme, but he said it absolutely void of context during an extended silence. It wasn’t even in the Secret Meme Session document, only out loud.
Blue On Blue
![](http://imgur.com/3RSeTZw.png)
I know it's not pictured (mainly because I couldn't get it to work), but he was wearing jeans as well. Blue shirt, blue jacket, blue jeans.
Melon
![](http://i.imgur.com/3p8KSht.png)
She wasn't happy with her selfies.
Sustained
![](http://imgur.com/Rx58vAn.png)
It was sheet music, and the word did indeed mean "sustained."
The Princess And The Frog
![](http://i.imgur.com/RIjQcxG.png)
The frog hops away. She didn't even realize what she had said.
Wild Mushrooms
![](http://i.imgur.com/NOHL5PR.png)
She meant onions.
Beds
![](http://i.imgur.com/RM3JJ1C.png)
Specifically bedrock.
Gift Shop
![](http://i.imgur.com/Jj3wNcw.png)
He was serious.
Seal Pup
![](http://imgur.com/FNDFOtH.png)
Aniplume thought my confusion was hilarious.
Six
![](http://i.imgur.com/AAnk5m5.png)
How do you botch that joke?
Sunset
![](http://i.imgur.com/5Ux2wh6.png)
He tried. Several times, in fact. I didn't get to see any of his sunsets, though, because he kept erasing them.
Bleach, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/4sM5x9h.png)
He really is terrible. Also, as I clicked the edit button to add this set of comics to the post, my cat kept nudging my arm onto the delete button instead.
Concentrate
![](http://i.imgur.com/9mPdmv5.png)
Nice.
Done
![](http://i.imgur.com/K0jTTHV.png)
Speaking of which, I can make a cake that tastes really good...but unfortunately it falls apart and sticks to greased nonstick pans.
Lift
![](http://i.imgur.com/E5k1OVh.png)
He's so tall.
Raisins
![](http://i.imgur.com/AdkG2QY.png)
This was her explanation of why our circle wasn't a circle.
Stand
![](http://i.imgur.com/rF57OZC.png)
Crowspots urged him to stand up, but he refused.
Toga
![](http://i.imgur.com/j6r98B4.png)
This was on our school announcements.
Transmission
![](http://i.imgur.com/PRawxf7.png)
This was his addition to the conversation about football field turf bits.
Whistling
![](http://i.imgur.com/GDVhdoW.png)
Honestly that was a relief; whistling hurts my head.
Yam
![](http://i.imgur.com/PjtGum7.png)
This was the only sentence of their conversation I heard, but apparently what happened was that Mousefern sent Spiderfang's family a selfie Spiderfang had taken with the caption "She looks like a potato" and Spiderfang was reading aloud what her dad had replied.
Best Minute
![](http://imgur.com/ipUwNc3.png)
Celebrate 2:38 every day at 2:38.
Chairs
![](http://i.imgur.com/it1U9Tl.png)
I think this means musclesxchairs is canon now (Lynxtuft=Muscles).
Gentleman
![](http://i.imgur.com/BYRaNEP.png)
Yes, the entire year, not just 1983.
Giving Rat
![](http://i.imgur.com/vvhrOzc.png)
The explanation would require German, sorry.
Go To Bed
![](http://i.imgur.com/1ipHrlK.png)
Same.
Good One
![](http://i.imgur.com/r3vp0R1.png)
I feel like I messed up Shadowmist's design--did she have black tips on the forehead spikes? Oh well.
Seductive
![](http://imgur.com/kzOPhYt.png)
To get the full effect it has to be said in Brackenclaw's seductive, but not low, voice.
Taller
![](http://imgur.com/VE6bRp8.png)
I photoshopped a stock photo so that the man in the picture (titled Side View of a Young Successful Businessman, I believe) had legs like this. He is very tall now. I also added another 150 to the comics: that's a lot of 150s!
A Bag
![](http://i.imgur.com/tCZk5Uz.png)
Fake fingernails from a dance, I think.
Better
![](http://i.imgur.com/7vmd8mM.png)
She didn't mean to say it that way.
I Don't Know These People #46
![](http://i.imgur.com/fN0nKCW.png)
Oh no(?)!
I Don't Know These People #47
![](http://i.imgur.com/iHn6WAg.png)
I kept hearing peals of laughter (orange peels, that is).
I Don't Know These People #48
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ew4t6Yi.png)
He was gesturing down one long hallway with one group of people gathered in it.
I Don't Know These People #49
![](http://i.imgur.com/eTiABfr.png)
Overheard at a dance, just like the previous comic.
I Don't Know These People #50
![](http://i.imgur.com/M0hcphJ.png)
But it's pretty hard to avoid.
Mediocre
![](http://i.imgur.com/b56tlzA.png)
A singular mediocre. As opposed to a quasiplural mediocre.
Son
![](http://i.imgur.com/mAev4cj.png)
Who names someone Son?
Toga, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/hDovsfE.png)
Turns out we were going to have a toga day at school.
Bow Hair
![](http://i.imgur.com/c1tsgRc.png)
He did throw it away for her.
Copped
![](http://i.imgur.com/AsY8Cr0.png)
Potassium permanganate.
Ding
![](http://i.imgur.com/1Lh7wlL.png)
But then the announcements came back on.
Exorcise
![](http://i.imgur.com/apX3GJk.png)
Magpiestreak is Spiderfang's little sister.
Horse
![](http://i.imgur.com/UXzpu5X.png)
I don't remember the context, but this was at the dance.
Node Of Ranvier
![](http://i.imgur.com/6ZWodvk.png)
What a scary costume. Maybe that's what I should be for Halloween.
Onesies
![](http://i.imgur.com/dCZgwId.png)
I didn't want to put Hotel Pillow's line in the beginning, but Jackalclaw's part makes sense on its own.
Raisins, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/6EPuy34.png)
She wanted her friend to be closer.
Tea Guy
![](http://i.imgur.com/azX6ai4.png)
He likes AC/DC, guns,
Umlauts
![](http://i.imgur.com/J0FIrgK.png)
How mysterious.
A
![](http://i.imgur.com/TKNYFcb.png)
She had told us to write the sentence "He wanted an A in his class" in German.
Broken Dolls
![](http://imgur.com/N1A0eaG.png)
Of course, I have a leg up on her when it comes to puns. She handed me that one.
Ceiling
![](http://i.imgur.com/QKrrWL0.png)
His SmartBoard projector broke weeks ago, so he's been using an older projector since then.
Dog Hat
![](http://i.imgur.com/OpJKBZy.png)
Knowing Crowspots, he might only have been wearing it for the opportunity to make that joke.
Eight
![](http://i.imgur.com/QZpIfq6.png)
Only for a few weeks.
French Chef
![](http://imgur.com/VFRqQV4.png)
His show, Emeraldheart v. France, in which he takes on a different French chef each week in a cooking competition with Ashtail as his assistant, is the most popular TV show worldwide. You probably all watch it every night.
Love Math
![](http://i.imgur.com/qGi3ZX8.png)
It was written on someone's calculator.
Olmecs
![](http://imgur.com/9dwjjq5.png)
Turns out Adderbite and I were wrong, too, but at least we were close...unlike almanacs.
Quenched
![](http://i.imgur.com/Svssyvo.png)
Not sure how that's a problem, unless he's calling himself a flame.
University
![](http://i.imgur.com/iNi1T3p.png)
Great costume.
Answer
![](http://i.imgur.com/JSCSsuw.png)
And Mountainfur got all his answers from me.
Banks
![](http://i.imgur.com/ikrXE7p.png)
Oh well.
Bleach, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/Ui5PS2A.png)
She was panicking, and it was the only thing she could think to do.
Close But No
![](http://i.imgur.com/Q2VfWX5.png)
I don't know the context.
Decades
![](http://i.imgur.com/BD5svuM.png)
Later he said year 38, which would be fourth decade. Once he even said the thirty-third decade, although that was just a mistake in saying third.
Decades, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/quNZ4o9.png)
Brindlefoot is not good at making calculator programs.
Focusing
![](http://i.imgur.com/NOqRqmN.png)
Not at all.
Pookie
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZCRT4Rs.png)
Yes, Rockfang is Pookie in that class.
Silent Movie
![](http://imgur.com/oUWkTT5.png)
So much for subtlety. This was years ago.
Thin Lockers
![](http://imgur.com/187Au3S.png)
Legends speak of the sacred treasure hidden within that school, but none have ever dared seek it and lived to tell the tale...
Coffee
![](http://i.imgur.com/yRYdu2A.png)
Coffee is...such a beautiful name?
Happy Halloween
![](http://i.imgur.com/wG999Df.png)
It's Halloween!
Maple Syrup
![](http://imgur.com/FL1Ikkx.png)
Long story.
That Year
![](http://i.imgur.com/MWEPiFB.png)
Great job, Slick!
This Shoe
![](http://i.imgur.com/ApDStX1.png)
Scary.
Untied
![](http://i.imgur.com/Gjsx6Dh.png)
The worst threat!
A Problem
![](http://i.imgur.com/V4Xs5iQ.png)
And only has one room! With no furniture!
Added
![](http://i.imgur.com/JeJfvjr.png)
According to my math teacher, I should be spending 19 hours a day on school-related things.
Powdered Wig
![](http://i.imgur.com/lnCDvTS.png)
The overture to a Handel piece.
Words
![](http://i.imgur.com/i1M8TCn.png)
1100 comics! Once a teacher accidentally gave me 1100% on an assignment instead of 100%. My grade went to about 200% for the quarter until she fixed it.
COMICS 1101-1200
Sycamore Leaf
![](http://i.imgur.com/2am6f94.png)
I choose to believe he kept the leaf.
Chicago School
![](http://i.imgur.com/eBAZZHx.png)
Sullivan the architect. My dad mixed up "school" with "form follows function."
Old Shirt
![](http://i.imgur.com/br8eM5Z.png)
Because that's what classic means.
Rolls
![](http://i.imgur.com/UMJxcPo.png)
Cinnamon rolls.
You Know
![](http://i.imgur.com/4Bu9Tw4.png)
Wow, really?
At Camp
![](http://i.imgur.com/AHJFy4y.png)
Poor Mallowfang. Apparently he had to do just about all of the work because everyone else was lazy.
Brotherhood
![](http://i.imgur.com/zGLXu1j.png)
Sadly, admittance is closed. They walked like this for a while, even while crossing the road.
Caveman
![](http://i.imgur.com/c4JTvod.png)
He was talking about when Adderbite and I would sit on the desk behind Emeraldheart and Jaggedtuft and poke them with pencils and plastic sharks.
Describing A Play
![](http://i.imgur.com/cEj4Wl0.png)
Sounds like a thrilling play.
Eating Leeches
![](http://i.imgur.com/vAtqMvb.png)
Still, if some of them were licorice, I'm impressed.
Fleas
![](http://imgur.com/A7KQos2.png)
Apparently she wasn't even looking up fleas; someone had posted a picture of one on Instagram for no apparent reason.
Football
![](http://i.imgur.com/3okulwU.png)
I can't stand this teacher, and it sure doesn't help that he's now been going after Brindlefoot's emotions.
Happy Holidays
![](http://i.imgur.com/JnMBiDF.png)
And a grouchy new year.
In The Library
![](http://i.imgur.com/gzHOEz7.png)
That's really helpful, Nighttail.
Mailman
![](http://i.imgur.com/UxEp9RF.png)
I'm pretty sure it sounds more like Jackalclaw.
Person
![](http://i.imgur.com/a0bF0hO.png)
Yeah, that happens to me all the time.
Pupa
![](https://imgur.com/QlJ7vpZ.png)
Pupitar is a Pokémon.
Quotes
![](http://i.imgur.com/JxumGmk.png)
Oh no?
Ruins
![](http://i.imgur.com/8fDff39.png)
Well, he's right.
The Cheetos
![](http://i.imgur.com/q2x8CFK.png)
Sure.
Viola
![](http://i.imgur.com/4BKt8ic.png)
That sounds painful.
Binder
![](http://imgur.com/Kl6Pwgb.png)
What I meant was that I had an extra binder for her.
Brothers
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZNHos7B.png)
They had been complaining earlier. Also, I can't draw perspective or keep things to scale to save my life.
I Don't Know These People #51
![](http://i.imgur.com/CvzGf87.png)
This person was in the same group as the one from the last two IDKTPs.
I Don't Know These People #52
![](http://i.imgur.com/GmGNQ7p.png)
Lock?
I Don't Know These People #53
![](http://i.imgur.com/2hnENql.png)
I hate "punny."
I Don't Know These People #54
![](http://i.imgur.com/afYhdc6.png)
That's definitely it.
I Don't Know These People #55
![](http://i.imgur.com/Pr6Rrzr.png)
Know what I hate? Having to stick in HTML code for every comic and then it messing itself up every time I update. Not fun.
Water Fountain
![](http://i.imgur.com/R8tZs1C.png)
I mean...he didn't.
Seventy
![](http://i.imgur.com/q6YIDqb.png)
Impressive!
Accidentally
![](http://imgur.com/3nTBbZN.png)
He fixed it for a while, but it fell apart in my hands a few weeks later. Also, we all saw him deliberately yank it apart. He didn’t mean to break it (he was being a future engineering student), but really?
Bag of Skittles
![](http://i.imgur.com/6kF7WZd.png)
Well, maybe that's why they were still there.
Barista
![](http://i.imgur.com/nOu182d.png)
She passed out the coffee to the others.
Bask
![](http://i.imgur.com/X1aMd6p.png)
He's so tall.
Copper Wire
![](http://imgur.com/pf0OJZL.png)
Nice choice of wording.
Digging
![](http://i.imgur.com/NHSfqSN.png)
Well, it was an impressive hole, I guess.
I Don't Know These People #56
![](http://i.imgur.com/63YbJWv.png)
The big one-five.
I Don't Know These People #57
![](http://i.imgur.com/LGb6OEK.png)
This was the best part of the Renaissance festival.
I Don't Know These People #58
![](http://i.imgur.com/HUsXcEk.png)
I have no idea.
I Don't Know These People #59
![](http://i.imgur.com/ECptayF.png)
Apparently Adderbite saw the yogurt aftermath, but neither of us knows what actually happened.
I Don't Know These People #60
![](http://i.imgur.com/9frlXcS.png)
Tomorrow, I’ll be more like...linguine!
Klingon
![](http://i.imgur.com/i3RR5rt.png)
She spoke it to out-nerd Wednesday Shirt and to irritate me. What she's saying means "I love you."
Past Few Days
![](http://i.imgur.com/bbvmvbE.png)
Same.
Photo Appreciation
![](http://i.imgur.com/uvmkjqn.png)
I'm sure he loved the pictures.
Rebel
![](http://i.imgur.com/Mi0TbeL.png)
So edgy.
Surge
![](http://i.imgur.com/RHi1tfR.png)
Apparently Surge is really rare, at least in this area (I don't like soda and am allergic to oranges, so I have no reason to search for it). We stopped for milkshakes, and he just had a feeling that this would be "one of the ten stores that still sell it!" Again, I don't know personally whether it's as rare as he says, but he's apparently been searching for a while now.
Tennessee
![](http://i.imgur.com/fXeCicn.png)
Hilarious.
The Goonies
![](http://imgur.com/ZTDEx0M.png)
I'm a detective now.
The Other
![](http://imgur.com/7Htr4Q0.png)
How specific.
Tie
![](http://i.imgur.com/VL6JDUO.png)
Yeah, how dare you, Deerblaze?
Age
![](http://i.imgur.com/l2zYn84.png)
Great job.
Ball Of Talking
![](http://i.imgur.com/V3ZM11X.png)
Oh well.
Bigger Person
![](http://i.imgur.com/JoOZxQs.png)
Not by that much.
Blocking
![](http://i.imgur.com/KyedTWD.png)
How tough.
Boil
![](http://i.imgur.com/S45DbJ3.png)
Potatoes.
Bond
![](http://imgur.com/5tlt4yB.png)
By the way, if the colors look different...yeah, I'm having trouble with the different computer. Sorry.
Change
![](http://i.imgur.com/Et9kbJF.png)
It sounds disorienting.
Engineer
![](http://i.imgur.com/XG8mZQQ.png)
She was talking about mascots.
Exhaustion Method
![](http://i.imgur.com/tpRRu4Y.png)
Well, he is right.
I Don't Know These People #61
![](http://i.imgur.com/FuwtmwX.png)
This was one of a group of four people I heard playing Monopoly. Their conversations were gold.
I Don't Know These People #62
![](http://i.imgur.com/GNoZoG0.png)
Same group of people.
I Don't Know These People #63
![](http://i.imgur.com/gILGEg2.png)
Wow, I'm so impressed?
I Don't Know These People #64
![](http://i.imgur.com/4UdZr9g.png)
And here's the fourth person.
I Don't Know These People #65
![](http://i.imgur.com/Dh0iFAh.png)
He got his chance eventually.
I Don't Know These People #66
![](http://i.imgur.com/UY0YV7F.png)
I'm...not sure.
I Don't Know These People #67
![](http://i.imgur.com/GKgOpYr.png)
Yes, it was.
I Don't Know These People #68
![](http://i.imgur.com/BAr7pwA.png)
He was pretty grossed out.
I Don't Know These People #69
![](http://i.imgur.com/CufyexS.png)
Great idea.
I Don't Know These People #70
![](http://i.imgur.com/yD3dZHw.png)
Just one.
Macbeth
![](http://i.imgur.com/9KdJEKF.png)
That was great timing.
Sacks
![](http://i.imgur.com/R8pVFHI.png)
Of course.
Spinning Vent
![](http://i.imgur.com/P5XqBa5.png)
Thanks for the clarification.
Starfish
![](http://imgur.com/wiPT7CZ.png)
Delicious.
Tie, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/2TeJGUW.png)
Perfect sense.
Wrestler
![](http://i.imgur.com/erNmIWg.png)
Too bad.
A Romantic Song
![](http://i.imgur.com/ykJ294K.png)
Jackalclaw actually has a pretty nice singing voice.
Another Doughnut
![](http://i.imgur.com/JfhTVsD.png)
Yeah, come on, Mallowfang.
Beat Up
![](http://i.imgur.com/QkjFdcW.png)
I know no one will be broken up over this, but I misjudged the amount of time it would take me to finish this set of comics; that's why I'm posting them eight days early. Yeah.
Chili
![](http://i.imgur.com/f9mlzcj.png)
Mallowfang eats infinite junk food at lunch.
Compliment
![](http://i.imgur.com/tAAvNwq.png)
Wow, I'm flattered.
Doll
![](http://i.imgur.com/EIB4CX9.png)
Brackenclaw is strange.
Dress Shopping
![](http://i.imgur.com/4W9mT1K.png)
I'm not sure if I know how to shop dress.
Enthralled
![](http://i.imgur.com/XXduHrg.png)
Same.
Folded Post-It Note
![](http://imgur.com/bLeqrDp.png)
For anyone who hasn't gotten to imaginaries yet, the square root of negative one is represented by the letter "i," so it says, "I love math."
Girly Eyes
![](http://imgur.com/aWXeJcP.png)
I'm going to ignore that last part of Spiderfang's story and just admit that Slick does have pretty eyes. "My eyes are pretty!" - Jaggedtuft 2013
Hot Wife
![](http://i.imgur.com/HWDgCpB.png)
Oh, yeah, searching "hot wife" couldn't go wrong.
Iambic Pentameter
![](http://i.imgur.com/3uhycNV.png)
I think this happened because Deerblaze was joking about becoming a poet, but I might be misremembering.
Imperfection
![](http://imgur.com/eGVCTta.png)
Wow.
Like The Sun
![](http://imgur.com/oJhuOUq.png)
Close enough.
Loves
![](http://i.imgur.com/Qo1M8aC.png)
That teacher...definitely shipped us.
My Heart
![](http://imgur.com/LlLCqAJ.png)
Also, I certainly hope her heart doesn't spill. We were preparing to play Sardines.
Not Real
![](http://imgur.com/yRRlxsZ.png)
Well, okay.
Pearly Whites
![](http://imgur.com/Jcpjmod.png)
This year we were out of my oreo sprinkles and jam spreader bought another can! I like to put them in ice cream. I don't eat them very often, though.
Pumpkin Cider
![](http://i.imgur.com/k7ayCAb.png)
Hey look guys see it has the word "love" in it it's totally relevant to Valentine's Day!!! ...Which is eight days from now, but that's okay. I tried.
Valentine Scarf
![](http://i.imgur.com/USROunc.png)
I just wish I could have seen his face if she'd said it.
Valentine's Day 2015
![](http://i.imgur.com/25SoBJV.png)
That was a fun day.
Valentine's Day 2015, Part 2
![](http://imgur.com/1kOEG58.png)
Aspfang's valentine was sealed all around the edges with the heart stickers but completely blank inside; he stuffed it in someone else's locker without opening it. Slick's valentine was sealed with Scotch tape but had nine heart stickers inside; he refused to accept it. Brackenclaw's valentine was "from Adderbite and Adderbite actually my name is Hollyfrost." We gave some other people valentines, too, but those are the only really relevant ones. Except for...
Valentine's Day 2015, Part 3
![](http://imgur.com/J4FlcXJ.png)
Stonefrost's. And Jackalclaw's, which was the big valentine (intended for a teacher). Which turned out to be a mistake.
Valentine's Day 2015, Part 4
![](http://i.imgur.com/ltGFBVG.png)
He tried to get his valentine in Stonefrost's nose for about ten minutes. He also suggested Stonefrost's ear.
Walk
![](http://i.imgur.com/we13uNu.png)
That's eight 150s. Wow!
COMICS 1201-1300
Absolute Zero
![](http://i.imgur.com/QhPtEMi.png)
I always grade in Kelvins.
Barcode
![](http://i.imgur.com/h8D7nHi.png)
Thanks.
Battery
![](http://i.imgur.com/EK1psP0.png)
Good.
Discrete Math
![](http://i.imgur.com/IMv0Dtd.png)
Don't worry, this was the same day as the last time I drew him in that outfit. He didn't wear it a second time.
Idioms
![](http://i.imgur.com/2WPPRgX.png)
Is he over here or over there?
Jam
![](http://i.imgur.com/VBw3V5a.png)
She had just beaten an apparently particularly hard level of Candy Crush. Yes, I do now call her jam spreader.
Jam, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/azDKAOB.png)
She meant she didn't know the French word for it, but still.
Less Homework
![](http://i.imgur.com/PBj82sn.png)
Yeah, blessed with great looks and great homework patterns.
Library Card
![](http://i.imgur.com/N1NaGmS.png)
I get what he meant, but it still sounds funny.
Lizzie
![](http://i.imgur.com/AkPX0bT.png)
Lizzie is a really cute cat.
Mints
![](http://imgur.com/66LIZg9.png)
Aniplume is always eating.
My Mess
![](http://i.imgur.com/Jas9d9W.png)
I found this quote written down by Jayflight and Emberheart on a note to Rosefall.
New Rule
![](http://imgur.com/cOQwjkL.png)
Nice. "No biting," "no kicking," "no attempting to break fingers," "no looking up things I tell (them) not to look up," and "no crawling under the table" are now rules, too.
Ooh Snap
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZeoIxEN.png)
This became a saying for him and Adderbite for a while.
Ostriches
![](http://i.imgur.com/i44WPaV.png)
P
![](http://i.imgur.com/hPGYrdI.png)
I can't BELIEVE this joke translated to cat names. Inkspot is the person whose name became something funny (or at least funny to fourth grade Nighttail). It wasn't inappropriate, but I can't say what the real name/word was because it would give away his name.
Page
![](http://i.imgur.com/DPya1Cw.png)
Sorry it got all pixelated.
Skittles
![](http://i.imgur.com/fr3zIMr.png)
Oh, Nighttail.
Sleeping Bags
![](http://i.imgur.com/3m8ZABB.png)
I feel like I missed a speckle or two, but I was using a comic as a reference...
Slick
![](http://imgur.com/KdeegFS.png)
Slick has actually really grown on me this year. Not at the beginning (although he's always been entertaining), but he's actually nice now.
Spindly
![](http://i.imgur.com/l6AlpsF.png)
Congratulations!
Sporty
![](http://i.imgur.com/dnZRrNJ.png)
He plays baseball.
Urban Meyer
![](http://i.imgur.com/ue5sHpX.png)
One of his motivation things was about a guy who, I don't remember, reflected on his performance and was still Tough Football Guy in the shower or something like that.
Weather Map
![](http://i.imgur.com/aE5Kvs4.png)
Papa Smurf is dead!
Why Math
![](http://i.imgur.com/yxlhdAe.png)
Uh, I don't know...
A Box
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ab4XjgG.png)
We thought they were spiders because they were having difficulty in the water, but eventually it settled out and they turned out to be water striders. This is the box Birchthroat suggested she put down.
All Right
![](http://i.imgur.com/EkSC7Qy.png)
Apparently she says this a lot.
Cinder Blocks
![](http://i.imgur.com/v2hib6k.png)
"They're BIG bricks."
Cold Drink
![](http://i.imgur.com/B841loj.png)
Yes, because that's how physics work.
Dice
![](http://i.imgur.com/WPd3jsw.png)
He loves his dice. I correctly guessed where they were hidden, but I didn't attempt to look there, since that would have made me look guilty.
Dice, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/2HZjdI1.png)
He almost gave us a pop quiz since no one could find them.
Dice, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/Py3XjLd.png)
He did give his fifth period a pop quiz, since of course none of them could find them either.
Dice, Part Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/oxq58A1.png)
Mothcloud wanted to go with her for moral support, but the teacher didn't let her.
Dice, Part Five
![](http://i.imgur.com/cL3ot63.png)
So sneaky.
Dice, Part Six
![](http://i.imgur.com/sQzL5uW.png)
The teacher's response was that he would loosen all the screws in Brackenclaw's chair.
Dots
![](http://imgur.com/ZWagjR0.png)
Lewis dot structures.
Euchre Class
![](http://i.imgur.com/WNAUKNe.png)
Math last year.
Fives
![](http://i.imgur.com/5bpwsny.png)
They were talking about Branchfoot.
Frustum
![](http://i.imgur.com/HwODMgj.png)
Ice cream still sounds like a good idea to me.
Fulfilling
![](http://i.imgur.com/SAf5xxR.png)
January 26th.
Graphing Calculators
![](http://i.imgur.com/vfYXULW.png)
I think I'm the one who called them mathulators once.
Montessori
![](http://i.imgur.com/WuHgZ7A.png)
I'm sure it did.
Moped
![](http://i.imgur.com/WPg1GHx.png)
Yes, this is the same teacher from pages ago. I don't have her this year, either.
Mud
![](http://i.imgur.com/5xLjSJi.png)
She was explaining why she only wanted to walk in the mud on the way to the restaurant and not on the way back to school.
Sorry
![](http://i.imgur.com/Nur27b4.png)
As you can tell, a lot of chemistry work definitely gets done during class.
Elevator Tag
![](http://i.imgur.com/AKOoLfD.png)
The teacher could not understand why anyone would play that.
Target
![](http://i.imgur.com/DzEMo1i.png)
How helpful. "That other place" was probably Kohl's.
Warm
![](http://i.imgur.com/5iy3ehI.png)
I originally heard this entirely without context, but he and his friends were talking about some game involving throwing shaving cream.
Wolverine
![](http://imgur.com/VKJniCv.png)
She drew some Nightmare Fuel-type pictures of the people sitting nearby using all six pencils at once.
Yodeling
![](http://imgur.com/2njIwV5.png)
That does not sound like a world I want to visit.
Asleep
![](http://i.imgur.com/zvwx7G8.png)
Nice.
Bidding Cacti
![](http://i.imgur.com/YdI1qVy.png)
I don't know why they were bidding cacti.
Disciplinary Record
![](http://i.imgur.com/JOuUzxV.png)
When even Elmwhisker is concerned you know there's a problem.
Elf
![](http://i.imgur.com/qw8fm8d.png)
Poor Eveningpelt.
England
![](http://i.imgur.com/kXs4QEe.png)
AP U.S. History, everyone.
Fiji Water
![](http://i.imgur.com/qJfY661.png)
Poor Deerblaze.
Fiji Water, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/tRn4fGk.png)
Free Periods
![](http://i.imgur.com/irB7cIW.png)
He said it in German; he mixed up the word meaning "hour" (aka class hour) with one of the words meaning "pirate," since the word for "pirate" sounds more like "period" than the word for "hour" does.
Green Day
![](http://i.imgur.com/w8MEcwo.png)
We're all such hipsters.
Nerds
![](http://i.imgur.com/zPcpjrk.png)
Jackalclaw's a strange person. I passed him in the hallway once and overheard him explaining string theory in detail. And then there are things like the valentine incident.
On Wednesday
![](http://i.imgur.com/J7StjTB.png)
I heard this from a teacher or maybe a janitor somewhere in the hallway while I was in class.
Password
![](http://imgur.com/omNhrIL.png)
The German for "Batman sunglasses" had been written on the board in the German classroom, although I didn't know it was at all connected to her. It was just the longest word I could think of at the time. And yes, I guessed it in German, not English, but old forum rules once again triumphed over linguistic accuracy.
Penguin
![](http://i.imgur.com/iVokZJP.png)
He waddled around and stumbled into Adderbite.
Photosynthesis
![](http://i.imgur.com/zqhS2Yz.png)
For consistency's sake I should probably have made the background gray; it was dark in the gym. We were at a different school, "exploring."
Prancing
![](http://i.imgur.com/D88biqe.png)
She was prancing.
Projectile Motion
![](http://i.imgur.com/DQ2VA4J.png)
He had been summoned to talk about golf for the announcements or something.
Regression
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ol0ilSO.png)
Let it never be said that I don't make comics just for an excuse to draw the expressions.
Restroom
![](http://i.imgur.com/2FCXJCg.png)
I hope so.
Row Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/EOFVcv1.png)
Creekwhisker meant because they were the only full row.
Secretly
![](http://imgur.com/YLbgEBO.png)
I like Skullcandy earbuds.
Send
![](http://i.imgur.com/D44X1ai.png)
Through a phone, yes, that'll work.
Sims Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/zwGMxag.png)
Their whole friendship is like this, apparently.
Such A Mess
![](http://i.imgur.com/L2V953r.png)
At least they can commiserate.
Tie, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/n6QamyZ.png)
Crowspots is so helpful.
Waving
![](http://i.imgur.com/GcevndL.png)
He had a cowlick sticking up all day.
Arsonist
![](http://i.imgur.com/I3O0lgw.png)
I almost made this comment say, "I think this is their entire friendship." Then I realized that was my comment for one of the comics in the last update.
Curtsy
![](http://i.imgur.com/yL2vWGZ.png)
I feel like the stripes on her arm were supposed to be thicker, but I don't care.
Elevator
![](http://i.imgur.com/9ukKf3g.png)
Of course he just rode it right back up, but I hope he felt betrayed.
Explain
![](http://imgur.com/ilNvged.png)
Slick: And...I...just...talked over you. I see. (Confession: I said this instead of explaining because I was pretty confident that he knew more about relativity than I did.)
Extinction
![](http://i.imgur.com/JlbUjLe.png)
The dying definitely dies out.
Fireplace
![](http://i.imgur.com/Voz6e8n.png)
Look! Almost-halfway-decent fire! That's a first for me! We were filming for a German project.
I was working with Grayfeather, Softwillow, and Tealwhisker on this. We had to film a commercial for a made-up product. Our product was gum that instantly made the chewer famous, and its name was a portmanteau of words meaning "chewing gum" and "celebrity." As the ad went on, the amount of fire increased: first the fireplace turned on, then there were two candles, then I held up two more candles while sitting by the fireplace and two established candles, and then Grayfeather walked by in the background holding a lighter. It was fun.
Go Fish
![](http://i.imgur.com/MTrpXFX.png)
Jackalclaw is great.
I Don't Know These People #71
![](http://i.imgur.com/cV7G14Z.png)
I hope it's clear enough--he ran (biked?) directly into it. And apparently not for the first time.
I Don't Know These People #72
![](http://i.imgur.com/EAn4nyx.png)
Yes, because they're made of brains.
I Don't Know These People #73
![](http://i.imgur.com/OmGDOUv.png)
See, the problem is that this was in the third floor bathroom, not the first.
I Don't Know These People #74
![](http://i.imgur.com/X2mMmQO.png)
Good idea.
I Don't Know These People #75
![](http://i.imgur.com/LcHieZD.png)
I have no idea what the context was.
Ice Cube
![](http://i.imgur.com/kkUIGbB.png)
Crowspots is a meme.
Lots Of
![](http://i.imgur.com/8UHvxQb.png)
Eh, same thing, really.
Projector
![](http://i.imgur.com/Pv6BzQU.png)
Why did I make Jackalclaw so hard to draw? I mean, I know it was because I never expected to have a class with him, but still.
Rude
![](http://i.imgur.com/ViqkK89.png)
I'm pretty sure he said Mr. Bean, although it could have been something that sounded similar, because he broke off abruptly when Deerblaze karate-chopped the paper.
Science Experiment
![](http://i.imgur.com/qfL3gvu.png)
They just looked so unimpressed.
Skipping A Team
![](http://i.imgur.com/vMprd6U.png)
Important distinction.
Someone We Know
![](http://imgur.com/O2pdbty.png)
He didn't notice us at all.
Spaceman
![](http://i.imgur.com/w83KJb6.png)
Just in case any of you are judging Jackalclaw, he has extensive knowledge of string theory and rocket science (and I have to assume other topics as well) and got a 5 on the Calculus AB AP exam without taking the class, so...yeah. That's just him.
Struggling
![](http://i.imgur.com/cyAPzQN.png)
Poor Brindlefoot. He hasn't been quite so mean to her lately, though. And I have to admit her struggles with the calculator are pretty entertaining.
Suffocate
![](http://imgur.com/fLr4otg.png)
I thought he said "them," not "then."
Ten
![](http://imgur.com/IQFHKh8.png)
I didn't think that would be correct, but I didn't know where to begin trying to solve the problem.
The Small Boy
![](http://i.imgur.com/yBtv9yn.png)
Wolverine, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/hLHy3bp.png)
Those are those little pretzel stick things. I am the best Wolverine. This is the part where you all agree with me because this is the 1300th comic.
COMICS 1301-1400
A Tale Of Two Minties
![](http://imgur.com/9gKqF6H.png)
Twelfth Mint? Did you mean Aniplume?
Behind
![](http://i.imgur.com/FpOgL26.png)
Toga Day.
Calculus
![](http://i.imgur.com/i385Oqj.png)
He misjudged the number of doughnuts in the bag.
Count
![](http://i.imgur.com/Nu4AP9b.png)
This was part of a thing for German.
Forty Minutes
![](http://i.imgur.com/VdQFuav.png)
Oh well.
I Don't Know These People #76
![](http://i.imgur.com/XPocaye.png)
Of course!
I Don't Know These People #77
![](http://i.imgur.com/n78A9co.png)
They sounded in complete disbelief.
I Don't Know These People #78
![](http://i.imgur.com/AjVSifs.png)
She was holding a whole bag full of grapes. About half an hour later I walked through there again. There was a grape on the ground.
I Don't Know These People #79
![](http://i.imgur.com/9kNzTeB.png)
Yes, potatoes are definitely sponges.
I Don't Know These People #80
![](http://i.imgur.com/nc12d7B.png)
That's wonderful.
Insured
![](http://i.imgur.com/f7UaiE9.png)
It was Crowspots's calculator and had his signature on it.
Letter Grades
![](http://i.imgur.com/euQxyD3.png)
This is a memory I have from first grade. Apparently E is a grade if you're homeschooled, but I think Juniperpelt was talking about Harry Potter.
Wednesday Shirt
![](http://i.imgur.com/GqZACfc.png)
She meant the literal shirt, but I don't think that's how Wednesday Shirt interpreted it.
Pants
![](http://i.imgur.com/TOnw06n.png)
She also added a lot of pictures to the same document, including a camel wearing clothes.
Sass
![](http://imgur.com/wrb2J9s.png)
He has a handful of phrases like that he uses. Mostly directed toward me.
Send, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/hTuYFTv.png)
He took the photo on Toga Day.
Smarter
![](http://i.imgur.com/2fLdddv.png)
Not helping, Spiderfang.
Solve
![](http://i.imgur.com/89huXBm.png)
This is Adderbite's math teacher. She likes to look him up on my computer in hopes that my parents will see it in the search history.
Thump
![](http://i.imgur.com/eua2cQs.png)
I forgot her forehead spot. I knew there was something off about it. Oh well.
Only Two Words
![](http://i.imgur.com/pY7vUvX.png)
Yes, two.
Unicorn
![](http://i.imgur.com/bvDxWdU.png)
This is what he wore for Toga Day.
Upping The Ante
![](http://i.imgur.com/AojOMwE.png)
I forget what the bet was actually about, but Mountainfur was discussing making a bet with the teacher (the lightish brown tabby math teacher) because of a story the teacher had told. He had made a bet with Mintwhisker when she said she thought she could get heads three times in a row. The bet grew afterward, and he ended up having to pay her a lot of chili because she got heads nine times in a row.
Weather Forecasts
![](http://i.imgur.com/ot1OZf5.png)
Mountainfur looks like Jim from The Office.
What Are You Doing
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZQ0uSfx.png)
Hey, at least this time when I designed the extra-fancy cat I already knew I'd be drawing him more than once.
Without
![](http://i.imgur.com/8TirWFk.png)
Yeah, he sounded thrilled.
A Cow
![](http://i.imgur.com/1BGagjU.png)
Awww.
Beaker
![](http://imgur.com/4386YMk.png)
I was getting the hot plate down, and the cord flopped off the plate and knocked the beaker off the counter. Miraculously I didn't get any glass in my feet despite being in sandals.
Broken Phone
![](http://i.imgur.com/d4OmWdl.png)
Yes, she did mean her phone.
Conductor
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZLmMqzH.png)
The teacher came back shortly afterward.
Counting Chickens
![](http://i.imgur.com/hUaKUZK.png)
That might not have been the idiom he used, but it's close enough and equally irrelevant.
Expand
![](http://i.imgur.com/OO0WO9j.png)
There were a couple people absent.
Fireplace, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/1HfDSQH.png)
This particular recording was the one that made it into our final project.
Full Glass
![](http://i.imgur.com/rV6B0mq.png)
Good point,
Gooses
![](http://i.imgur.com/vGRdHjl.png)
NERD BURN!
Grease
![](http://i.imgur.com/1I3V7yl.png)
It was fairly close to a rap. The pizza was late.
I Don't Know These People #81
![](http://i.imgur.com/yoIVqfw.png)
The gray-and-white one was holding the cream-and-white one in place.
I Don't Know These People #82
![](http://i.imgur.com/kJSmDDp.png)
Yeah, it would be just my luck to be replaced.
I Don't Know These People #83
![](http://i.imgur.com/FStJZef.png)
It was a torn bill, just in case my drawing isn't so clear.
I Don't Know These People #84
![](http://i.imgur.com/1dVnT5k.png)
I'm sure she'd love that!
I Don't Know These People #85
![](http://i.imgur.com/AABdlUT.png)
I don't remember their names, but these were two of the kids at the art class I volunteer at (they were a while ago, though). They were brothers, and they would sing about anything and everything.
Mariah Carey
![](http://i.imgur.com/viw78CW.png)
So apparently that's this year's locker room music for (American) football games/practices.
Milkshake
![](http://i.imgur.com/oxC50s5.png)
What a clever costume! I know Halloween was a long time ago, but oh well.
On The Roof
![](http://imgur.com/CyDZeVK.png)
Sorry about all the small text; I should have extended it to six panels, but I liked the positioning in the third panel (and the art in the fourth) too much to remake it.
Relative Prepositions
![](http://i.imgur.com/CGQ1fWs.png)
That's because relative prepositions are exciting.
Relief
![](http://i.imgur.com/Eg1JGLi.png)
It looked very well rehearsed. Not natural by any means, but very deliberate and perfectly in time.
Six Words
![](http://i.imgur.com/L85VwmW.png)
He went on to explain how many more layers of sadness it had than the older one.
The Worst Thing
![](http://i.imgur.com/MeadR2F.png)
I did not have any context for this; Carrottuft's voice has a tendency to carry sometimes.
Unicorn, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/wiU0nqk.png)
Up
![](http://i.imgur.com/prWkgNB.png)
Moorshadow was Carl; a girl who doesn't have a warrior name was Kevin. Also, yes, the buttons on Mallowfang's sash were colored and in the correct three rows; I couldn't fit three and forgot to color them in, but they're not really important anyway.
Volunteer
![](http://i.imgur.com/gIlCxji.png)
That would be really helpful. Also, this is nine 150s. Wow, that's a lot of 150s! ...It actually is kind of a lot of 150s...
A Break
![](http://i.imgur.com/bZYVXEK.png)
Thanks for the clarification. No, I don't know what he was talking about.
Angie
![](http://imgur.com/N2ZWtL1.png)
She didn't appreciate when I pointed out Harry Potter wasn't realistic. Confirmed: Harry Potter is not a character! (Also, Angie is the book Emberheart was reading at the time. The title is The Last Best Kiss.)
Black And White
![](http://i.imgur.com/b05Ym8M.png)
The movie was Sweet Home Alabama. I know it's not a black and white movie, but her TV was doing something weird. We also watched The Parent Trap in black and white.
Cusses
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZRFeh3e.png)
He has a heart and soul?
Defeat
![](http://i.imgur.com/uei5wmr.png)
Ritz Bits. They were really gross. I ate most of them while complaining about how gross they were. Mousefern, Spiderfang, and Copperpelt kept telling me to stop eating them, but I couldn't. They were awful. Don't ever eat Ritz Bits.
Disturbing
![](http://imgur.com/RzIJn7S.png)
It was a lab.
Dorsi
![](http://i.imgur.com/lSA0PZU.png)
I can't say I've ever had that problem. It probably helps that I've never needed to remember the latissimus dorsi for more than a week or two.
Expression
![](http://i.imgur.com/5IrlI9B.png)
The most important invention of our time.
Fahrenheit
![](http://i.imgur.com/SQoM2eI.png)
451, actually.
Fortune 500
![](http://i.imgur.com/kRW71ql.png)
As tall as two mountains stacked on top of each other!
Free Cookie
![](http://imgur.com/cFVAaQA.png)
Mousefern gave the cookie to someone, but she told him it had been on the sidewalk, so he threw it away.
Genetics
![](http://i.imgur.com/nhcHGHJ.png)
I can't believe I never knew Deerblaze was a meme.
Green
![](http://i.imgur.com/ODG7kkW.png)
We do now.
Hates Chemistry
![](http://i.imgur.com/2w3L0u7.png)
That's my mouse handwriting.
Leafblower
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZS96N2i.png)
A new reason to learn to play the viola.
Medieval
![](http://i.imgur.com/3kNE8mZ.png)
This was his part of an introduction video.
Make It Rain
![](http://i.imgur.com/D6RLW6x.png)
Breakfast was free.
My Sport
![](http://imgur.com/bYd59CK.png)
I'm sure that will be the deciding factor in the match.
Projector, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/Lk1OOT7.png)
Poor Brindlefoot.
Sleeping Legs
![](http://imgur.com/YP8BCN4.png)
They came around the corner at the right moment.
Slice
![](http://i.imgur.com/xdsHcsZ.png)
Spiderfang was kind of in his way. She liked this line, though he’s apparently a real jerk toward her and Clovernose.
Split The Fraction
![](http://i.imgur.com/0LZ8VCP.png)
Do, a deer, a female deer...
Third
![](http://i.imgur.com/yCsoh37.png)
Except as a cat. Everyone has a hairy (or furry, I guess) chest in this comic.
Upper Peninsula
![](http://i.imgur.com/IvL2Inc.png)
Sounds like a real adventure.
Who Are They
![](http://i.imgur.com/ruizWxB.png)
Definitely. Unfortunately, I'll never meet the admissions requirements for Tall People College University, so I'll never be able to participate in their research programs.
Blowhole
![](http://i.imgur.com/uRUaom3.png)
I think he was saying that it would be safe for Jackalclaw to put his bag over his head and be a spaceman.
Capri Suns
![](http://imgur.com/3cwUz8Y.png)
She hasn't been to my house in years, but the first thing she mentioned was the stash of Capri Suns. It's still going.
Compound Words
![](http://i.imgur.com/v6flEhy.png)
Yes, he was singing.
DJ Khaled Video
![](http://i.imgur.com/1OE6KAF.png)
This is the worst thing.
Free Cookie, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/xr0AUAP.png)
Spiderfang just about always spills her soda.
Geniuses
![](http://i.imgur.com/QsV6LsB.png)
History repeats itself...he is a mini Jaggedtuft. Jaggedtuft never said this (that I know of), but I can imagine it clearly.
Hermione
![](http://i.imgur.com/bwlLsS9.png)
She wanted to be Hermione Granger from Harry Potter.
Important Question
![](http://i.imgur.com/jglg5z6.png)
She remembered it after a few seconds (I just stared at her).
Just In Case
![](http://i.imgur.com/Y0jjWpC.png)
I don't know what kind of emergency calls for tie-dye pants, but he'll be ready.
Mariah Carey, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/2b0bvli.png)
I guess that's good for getting pumped up for a match, but it's not quite the right game...
Monkey Bars
![](http://i.imgur.com/39pAUIP.png)
I'm so impressed.
On The Road
![](http://i.imgur.com/pUc4w4p.png)
A little like Tigerpelt. Although in Driftspots's defense, it was quite a while later.
One
![](http://i.imgur.com/F15N3sS.png)
Yeah, sure, no more math for Jackalclaw. No one believes that.
Ostriches, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/IznGhxm.png)
I don't know what his hangup about ostriches is.
Proposal
![](http://imgur.com/k1Bd0Ar.png)
"I'm engaged!" - Squeaktalon that same year
Purple
![](http://i.imgur.com/yvSCx1D.png)
The paper marker works really well!
Sassafras
![](http://i.imgur.com/6VZUBfH.png)
I don't think there was any context; he just said it.
Shoes Off
![](http://i.imgur.com/7xY4Ji9.png)
Poor Nightingaleswoop.
Six Hundred
![](http://imgur.com/at6f5MG.png)
I timed it well.
Strong Word
![](http://i.imgur.com/9JME0S9.png)
I'm not sure whether that's an answer, Stonefrost...
To The Sun
![](http://i.imgur.com/IW8Q8R5.png)
I don't remember the full plan, unfortunately, but it definitely involved jumping into the sun.
Touchdown
![](http://i.imgur.com/IyFPw0k.png)
Long story.
Trickling
![](http://i.imgur.com/npbvru3.png)
Those are definitely the lyrics.
Two Years
![](http://i.imgur.com/REent11.png)
Oh, Brackenclaw.
Variables
![](http://imgur.com/Zyo1RLi.png)
Solve for t if t=2x-3. Also, this is comic number 175x+140t. I'm sorry.
COMICS 1401-1500
Alive
![](http://i.imgur.com/dtaayy2.png)
Me too.
Board Manager
![](http://i.imgur.com/nmmgSqe.png)
Or maybe a mega-student.
Etch
![](http://i.imgur.com/3fnaONd.png)
What a great joke.
Fruit Snacks
![](http://i.imgur.com/tzchb8r.png)
Just one taste...
Handbasket
![](http://i.imgur.com/cRC8bg3.png)
A ham basket.
I Don't Know These People #86
![](http://i.imgur.com/spDQMUO.png)
Yay! Exciting!
I Don't Know These People #87
![](http://i.imgur.com/kqsVfSk.png)
That's so gross?
I Don't Know These People #88
![](http://i.imgur.com/4wXoPSc.png)
He sounded so reverent.
I Don't Know These People #89
![](http://i.imgur.com/9W3c3DY.png)
I don't know whether the person and their brother are actually twins or if they were just "twinning" that day. Either way it's funny.
I Don't Know These People #90
![](http://i.imgur.com/pPd02BF.png)
Maybe if you bleed graphite.
Kentucky
![](http://i.imgur.com/BukSuj7.png)
That's the answer.
Kung Pao Chicken
![](http://i.imgur.com/XN0Eggi.png)
It wasn't relevant at all.
Lois
![](http://imgur.com/Zz25snX.png)
"The list" is a list of ten people to use in ten-character memes.
Long Or Short Hair
![](http://imgur.com/5CpraB4.png)
Owlclaw: Thanks.
Made My Day
![](http://i.imgur.com/UMkWsXf.png)
It didn't just make her day--it made it happen in the first place.
Mom Car
![](http://i.imgur.com/RBuRruI.png)
Something like that.
No Computer
![](http://i.imgur.com/R2YImrd.png)
There will be a follow-up...
Pros Of Social Media
![](http://i.imgur.com/PviZftk.png)
It's said "Memes" for a couple of months now.
Secretariat
![](http://i.imgur.com/wp2ezIR.png)
teacher: Then he'd be a fun guy.
Suns
![](http://imgur.com/GinuXuz.png)
Did you know an entire mole of lions wouldn't beat the sun in terms of either mass or volume?
The Whale
![](http://i.imgur.com/COdtfxo.png)
It was some gif, I think.
Tossing
![](http://i.imgur.com/RpEG3Y2.png)
The directions in the music say that one part has to be sultry. I won the sultry violin award (there was no real award but she joked about there being one) for my playing.
Up, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/HZUcsnJ.png)
I guess it's not that funny, but it was important.
Video Games
![](http://i.imgur.com/5Cbkv3K.png)
teacher: I mean video games.
What Kind Of Kid
![](http://i.imgur.com/UuRRhpN.png)
Yeah, what kind of kid crosses the road?
Agatha Christie
![](http://i.imgur.com/x1fNqEa.png)
Or elsewhere.
Dead Body
![](http://i.imgur.com/TVlyr7o.png)
They were playing Manhunt.
Dorian
![](http://i.imgur.com/6QMDxXe.png)
He was trying to do a face-swap with the cover of The Picture of Dorian Gray.
Dry Puns
![](http://i.imgur.com/9RT08IL.png)
Not sure if that wording quite makes sense, but oh well.
Flippy Pen
![](http://imgur.com/7ucjRGM.png)
I mean, for anyone who knows Flippy Pen, that's all the description they need.
Gravy
![](http://i.imgur.com/C9dwZYR.png)
She was going to try to bring "groovy" back.
Happy
![](http://i.imgur.com/cHALKQk.png)
I forgot when designing Murretail that she would look a lot like Lynxtuft in the sketches. Also, the image code for this comic actually has the entire word "chalk" in it!
Honor Orchestra
![](http://imgur.com/NTc4OOZ.png)
Slick may love the Inheritance cycle, but at least we can agree that Tolkien is boring.
Ileum
![](http://i.imgur.com/2p2jSLu.png)
That's exactly what she said.
Legally Blonde
![](http://i.imgur.com/dp24xyE.png)
I'd like to hear the plot for that one.
Misses
![](http://i.imgur.com/GUue2Zj.png)
Butterflyspark comes in every day to eat lunch with them. I don't really know her, but that's okay.
Muscular
![](http://imgur.com/pzRrCit.png)
Muscles is the most muscular.
No Computer, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/gODYDtP.png)
He said it with such dismay, and understandably so.
No Work
![](http://i.imgur.com/hU6Df7u.png)
Hopflower: ABOUT CHEMISTRY MOSTLY!
Persistent Problem
![](http://i.imgur.com/GAO1o91.png)
Can't believe that didn't help.
Plants For Hire
![](http://imgur.com/6Cu9xQe.png)
Good job.
Push In Your Chairs
![](http://i.imgur.com/OD6Afsf.png)
Nor did he go back to push it in after she asked.
Rosin
![](http://i.imgur.com/aEDfbLq.png)
Rosin is a thing you put on the bows for stringed instruments to make the sound quality better.
Rubber Bands
![](http://i.imgur.com/LStCY0U.png)
I was talking about the patterns for tabletops where it looks like three different colors of rubber bands were just flung down onto the table.
Sodas
![](http://i.imgur.com/AiwPNtM.png)
Also refer to Free Cookie, Part Two.
Tripped
![](http://i.imgur.com/bvzqSDw.png)
I don't feel bad, but I guess poor Stonefrost? And yeah, that one is Stonefrost.
Two Girls
![](http://i.imgur.com/uiuzA2L.png)
They were mostly successful.
Union
![](http://i.imgur.com/482BkT3.png)
She said it that way by accident.
Watches
![](http://i.imgur.com/ShUPJC4.png)
Fun fact: Swiftstripe is named Swiftstripe because it sounds like Sweet Stripes, a brand of peppermint candies he liked.
Well
![](http://imgur.com/b0ObQmT.png)
Maybe the frogs are his family.
Albert Schweitzer
![](http://i.imgur.com/0fEGaXn.png)
Hilarious.
Camping
![](http://i.imgur.com/yqQTGXF.png)
I mean, maybe Nettleface needs Rustpatch to camp. You never know.
Candles
![](http://i.imgur.com/rzdzkKA.png)
This was one of three comic scripts I found in a notebook from three years ago. They were hidden away about 3/4 of the way through the notebook; aside from that, only the first few pages had anything on them. I can't believe I opened to the right page.
Coal
![](http://i.imgur.com/CHm2ijv.png)
Sounds like a really fun game.
Dirt
![](http://i.imgur.com/Bt7qoua.png)
I'm sure I've described Creekwhisker's Minecraft house, but I can't find it looking back through the comics, so...Creekwhisker's house has some well-lit underground tunnels and a room with glass windows. But that's not the important part. The important part is that the aboveground part is on an almost-island (you can walk diagonally across the sand blocks to get there, but only corner to corner)--an island surrounded by fountains of lava streaming out of the air. The perimeter of the island is entirely on fire, and there are torches everywhere. It seems Creekwhisker enjoys fire.
Eaten
![](http://i.imgur.com/yAboJCc.png)
I'm not sure how you accidentally watch that kind of movie. Maybe she turned it on and it was already at that scene? I would think that any movie with that kind of plot would be clearly discernible as maybe not what you want to be watching before you even get there.
Eliminate
![](http://i.imgur.com/QzAyTf0.png)
See, Brackenclaw was right, she's terrifying.
Fourth Roots
![](http://i.imgur.com/QNa6jbJ.png)
Free Cookie, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/TfHiZmP.png)
...They gave us free cookies. They shouldn't have.
Grab
![](http://imgur.com/mi9dmFD.png)
She hadn't spoken to me for a long time, so I wasn't expecting her to grab me in the hallway.
How Much Homework
![](http://i.imgur.com/3yUXw9Y.png)
I guess it's a valid question.
I Don't Know These People #91
![](http://i.imgur.com/7NmbWf2.png)
left cat: Good.
I Don't Know These People #92
![](http://i.imgur.com/LWmptGu.png)
This person's voice sounded just like Birchthroat's, but when I looked behind me, Birchthroat wasn't there at all. So he has a sound-alike.
I Don't Know These People #93
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I think the answer was "lahar."
I Don't Know These People #94
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It was said with such enthusiasm.
I Don't Know These People #95
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They...they were having a conversation with each other. I don't know how "striped sweaters" is at all a valid response to that, but...who knows.
In The Newspaper
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I don't remember what it was for. Nothing important. Nothing bad.
League
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It's a reference to a movie.
Letters And Numbers
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That's fair considering it's Macawstep, but Slick, come on.
Motivational Video
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There was an ad before the video started.
Pretty Flower
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Definitely.
Shopping Cart
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He works there.
So Tired
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I guess she's living backward?
Widget
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Maybe Harry Potter is the stat wizard who does wizardry with stat stuff!
Work On
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No one ever does any work. Especially Mintwhisker, Macawstep, and Slick.
Albino Crocodile
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He sounded pretty defeated.
Basil
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Oh well.
Commitment
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Yes, that's definitely necessary.
Etymology
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"The question is, which ones are we talking about?" - Brackenclaw 2012
Harvard
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Adderbite agreed.
Heal
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Then again, Nightingaleswoop rules the underworld, so I guess she can come back to life whenever.
Heather
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I noticed that she called me Heather, but I'm used to replying to names that aren't mine.
Hit
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I don't know what he was talking about.
Itching
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He got to go back and get the banana.
Knocks
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The first half of the sentence was said in German and the second in English.
Law Of Cosines
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I mean, same, really.
Logic
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I don't remember what the conversation was.
Longer
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No one knew what smelled bad.
Lunch Ladies
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It appears the lunch ladies ate the cupcakes our teacher brought for the class.
Magma
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I wasn't there to witness this, but he claims he screamed this at his TV.
Not On Fire
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There was a fire drill.
Once Or Twice
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The teacher hates the idea of spring break.
Peanut Butter
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I'm not sure how this was at all relevant. Or true. We have peanut butter, but not a lot of it, and it belongs to the whole family.
Professional Opinion
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I think Moraystripe had said that he had gotten up too early.
Protons
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It was Brackenclaw, so he might as well have.
Sniff
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Mumbletail was just sticking his face in them.
Sock Monkey
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Jackalclaw was working on really complicated math.
Thursday
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Seriously?
Trust Issues
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There's a very small window of time to eat them.
Younger
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1500! That's a whole lot of 150s! Heatherpelt: Wow, I'm so good at insults.