Post by tiger beetle on Aug 4, 2016 16:12:31 GMT -5
Part Two: Baby Frogs For Everyone
COMICS 501-600
Ice
![](http://imgur.com/8ImhBof.png)
Or at least not that weird.
Thank You
![](http://i.imgur.com/HTSM3ln.png)
I'm not sure why Tennétail was screaming, but Badgerclaw hates gym because not everyone is good enough for him, and Condorclaw and Peartail are both constantly cheating.
Shaking
![](http://i.imgur.com/163GYT8.png)
Jaggedtuft: You know, I'm weird.
Impossible Question
![](http://i.imgur.com/IFbfto1.png)
Leafstream makes a point there.
Hate, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/qa06VV9.png)
I win.
Engaged
![](http://i.imgur.com/1e06pnF.png)
Squeaktalon is an interesting person.
Cannibal
![](http://imgur.com/ACEI7Rc.png)
Yeah...she can't spell.
Nickname
![](http://i.imgur.com/wFg0l5u.png)
M. Classy Class.
Bill
![](http://i.imgur.com/szH17Cb.png)
Cobaltwhisker was confused.
Little Kid
![](http://imgur.com/jt6FJvg.png)
Of course that's why "Thad" didn't respond.
Mouses
![](http://i.imgur.com/gk9rqM2.png)
Thank you as always for your enlightening commentary, Darkclaw.
Carrot
![](http://i.imgur.com/vC0LOQT.png)
Apparently she drew a fire truck that looked like a moldy carrot and he won't leave her alone about it.
Petting
![](http://i.imgur.com/f3rYz2H.png)
Jaggedtuft. What. Just what.
Chanting
![](http://imgur.com/oV3nZTG.png)
I'm usually pretty quiet, so any time I yell at least one person is shocked.
Hobbit
![](http://imgur.com/EKSTW42.png)
Amberfang had been giving me "advice."
Pasture
![](http://i.imgur.com/cVcBehT.png)
I don't remember what the discussion was, unfortunately.
Pasture, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/c6hcQRt.png)
She really wanted to hear the word "pasture" again.
Pasture, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/NQw21B3.png)
Again with the screech laugh.
Laughing
![](http://i.imgur.com/Zc7jZVI.png)
Nothing?
Light Switch
![](http://i.imgur.com/qj6P4pL.png)
Right, because that solves everything.
Songs
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ao3GpAQ.png)
Actually, that's completely normal. I think.
YMCA
![](http://i.imgur.com/Kw6NUu5.png)
So "I'm going to kill you" is a color and "hitting Hollyfrost" is a letter.
YMCA, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/6j7s1Hd.png)
That was his excuse for not dancing.
Stranger
![](http://i.imgur.com/9eTCUg8.png)
Adderface keeps making me watch annoying videos...
Pixie Dust
![](http://i.imgur.com/ohPKvBI.png)
Is Darkclaw a pixie, then...?
Something
![](http://i.imgur.com/etl1MTD.png)
I used to think Cinnamontuft was completely normal.
Scale
![](http://i.imgur.com/UO1tP9X.png)
She confused them because she tried (and failed) to guess both his birthday and his favorite number.
Rain
![](http://i.imgur.com/fhpw2Oa.png)
She meant evaporating.
Innocent
![](http://i.imgur.com/9joNXn7.png)
And it's because of both of them that I'm not innocent.
Rake
![](http://i.imgur.com/aq8ZMKD.png)
Probably good not to.
Tape
![](http://imgur.com/nWcWzuc.png)
Part one of six...
Tape, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/MKRTohI.png)
Real-life-trolling Jayflight is surprisingly entertaining.
Tape, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/GyNyOwU.png)
I'm almost surprised he fell for it for even that long, but it's Jayflight, so I probably shouldn't be. AAAAHHH I forgot to color Jayflight's tail!
Tape, Part Four
![](http://imgur.com/dVHf3g7.png)
This didn't really fit with the previous or next parts, so I made it a comic by itself. In retrospect I should have made this and part five one comic.
Tape, Part Five
![](http://imgur.com/WiKzYBg.png)
...Just wait for it.
Tape, Part Six
![](http://imgur.com/CwrfgIp.png)
After that whole exchange…
Rescue
![](http://imgur.com/vP58PEE.png)
Well, he failed.
Pumpkin
![](http://i.imgur.com/vBdH1FY.png)
She only heard the part about growing in a patch.
Moon Fetch
![](http://imgur.com/ZMgEHjN.png)
And Ashtail is Quirrell.
Failed High Five
![](http://i.imgur.com/1lVX28U.png)
The title is self-explanatory.
Potato
![](http://imgur.com/hjl1e4N.png)
Jaggedtuft is a raindrop with a brain.
Leave
![](http://i.imgur.com/yQCeoY8.png)
I'm really bored.
Basement
![](http://i.imgur.com/zQGjM7M.png)
Adderbite: Jaggedtuft's eyes are a fancy color. And look, his ears are really fancy! I wonder what he'd say if I told him he had fancy ears.
Care
![](http://imgur.com/uhFPDna.png)
This is why people don't realize she's actually smart.
Crazy
![](http://imgur.com/yBgE7QL.png)
Yes, because of course it was Creekwhisker who started it.
Never
![](http://i.imgur.com/bIjTOhi.png)
Well, so much for that.
Broken
![](http://i.imgur.com/1bNxrL0.png)
She accidentally made Eveningpelt hit her head on the window.
Whiteboard
![](http://imgur.com/s3nM3gU.png)
Well...
Backyard
![](http://i.imgur.com/qw0EGia.png)
Valid point.
Mouth
![](http://i.imgur.com/S74VBcK.png)
Jonquilpetal is unhelpful.
Ghost
![](http://i.imgur.com/JQhEDzP.png)
How does Driftspots put up with her?
Glare
![](http://i.imgur.com/HRwEBRQ.png)
Apparently Adderbite and Ashtail both think he's intimidating...
Hates
![](http://i.imgur.com/eYDH0cA.png)
...But Tigerpelt isn't intimidating at all.
Hug
![](http://i.imgur.com/OU6FnnR.png)
Marlspots likes to hug people.
Morning
![](http://i.imgur.com/j9qSo51.png)
That's why you should never let Nighttail be the one writing on the board. He does have nice handwriting, though.
Page Numbers
![](http://imgur.com/bi8PSO0.png)
Adderbite made the same mistake--she couldn't figure out how to get off page 63 the first time she looked up the comics. (On the very first version of wcf, there were only 15 posts per page, so yes, it got way past 100 pages! Once wcf updated, there were 40 posts per page, so there were fewer pages, and of course moving to wcrf set it all back to the start…)
Pringles, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/aVJy0BA.png)
Adderbite and I explained the entire conversation, and I still don't think he believed us.
Sad
![](http://i.imgur.com/TsIAdVG.png)
Yay! The backlog is finished! ...But there are still comics I haven't even sketched.
Officially
![](http://i.imgur.com/d78noTT.png)
That's on a recording from quite a while ago. The thing is, Ashtail and I played with the sound and made it really low, so they both sound absolutely ridiculous. "You can't say that word" ended up sounding like low-pitched Lumpy Space Princess, and Ashtail's voice got really weird scratchy sounds when she yelled, "Cheese jerky!"
I Am
![](http://imgur.com/Hk4BjIW.png)
In case you can't read it, Ashtail's block of text says, "...And he's really weird. He wore glasses for, like, half the year, then didn't for a month, but then wore them again for the rest of the year except for one week! He and Squeaktalon sat at our lunch table. Literally they sat next to us. Well, across the table, but near us." It isn’t important, but just so that you know it’s real words.
Spaniel
![](http://i.imgur.com/wOJnPUL.png)
Pigeonflight might make less sense than Adderbite sometimes. This is one of the Vintage Quotes I mentioned.
Drafts
![](http://i.imgur.com/9tKneW8.png)
Ibisfoot! This is the most vintage quote in the comics, as Ebonyclaw and I have discerned. I think it was two days before the conversation in the comic Summer 2009. Which means it also took place in summer 2009, but earlier.
Hindsight
![](http://i.imgur.com/HSwTmHI.png)
Hindsight Ketchup! Really, once you eat it, you'll realize why we called it hindsight ketchup. Trust me.
Starring Some Random Guy That I Met At A Restaurant
![](http://imgur.com/4DlyFqc.png)
I have...issues with interruption.
Gullible
![](http://i.imgur.com/bIAG8t7.png)
Hey, look, it's that camera from the other comics! Wait...I wonder if Driftspots is the one who messed up the settings...?
Weirdness
![](http://imgur.com/I4fMygD.png)
The actual conversation is in another earlier comic.
Ice, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/krp2U6S.png)
Okay, so, I failed at drawing this, but Lilypetal has an ice cube up her nose and Lynxtuft is spewing water. Also I sketched this with a dull blue crayon because I was lazy.
Fantastic
![](http://imgur.com/Xk59Rsy.png)
It's so hot in the school. Especially the part where that classroom is.
Squares
![](http://i.imgur.com/17PetVD.png)
Factoring is annoying.
Construction Guys
![](http://i.imgur.com/mZeKfHd.png)
teacher: No, just kidding, they're actually nice.
Middle Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/XOkk7Bp.png)
According to her, my full name is Rhubarb Potatobread Serpenttile.
Statement
![](http://i.imgur.com/hXGTm54.png)
It was for "class officers."
Bug
![](http://i.imgur.com/27TuxzA.png)
Well, at least it was off her arm, right?
Star
![](http://i.imgur.com/WzTMJql.png)
Black holes are the paper shredders of space.
Teenage Girl
![](http://i.imgur.com/ea3cb9a.png)
Well, half of it is true, at least.
Zoidberg
![](http://i.imgur.com/0fIglM5.png)
The conversation sort of dissolved into an argument over whether Cliffclaw was Zoidberg or not.
High School Musical
![](http://i.imgur.com/4LKJCKf.png)
I'm lazy and avoiding two- and four-panel comics. So the short, less funny ones are being posted together. Sorry.
Cupcakes
![](http://i.imgur.com/uWPSjfQ.png)
...Well, now Adderface and I have codenamed someone "Supermoo Scaryface.
"Cupcakes, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/lmeGdKb.png)
Next Thursday (Sep 19) is Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day.
Torture
![](http://i.imgur.com/IsfkdZQ.png)
Well, uh, maybe I should have used a darker ecru for the spots. Anyway, unrelated to the comic, but Minecraft frustrates me. My horse ran away and my golem killed my dog. Maybe it's a good thing I can't find any ocelots.
Twelve Seconds
![](http://imgur.com/SBzGASn.png)
Sorry comic progress has been so slow.
After
![](http://i.imgur.com/fyex11D.png)
Okay, back to my Minecraft thing? I have six full-grown horses and one foal (on peaceful), so that's good, but I still don't have any more cats or dogs.
Crotchety
![](http://i.imgur.com/ah5lBcn.png)
See, tormenting Thunderpelt isn't the only thing she does...
Bushel
![](http://i.imgur.com/kTeSSis.png)
Long story.
Toast
![](http://i.imgur.com/IIqcjce.png)
Adderbite: I don't know how to sayings!
Left Foot
![](http://i.imgur.com/gXKfaGm.png)
So, yeah, apparently she has two left feet.
Rejection
![](http://i.imgur.com/oCPIGDl.png)
By the way, never quote Agateclaw while passing notes (even outside of class) if there's a chance anyone else will read the paper...Thunderpelt warned Jaggedtuft to stay away from us...
Thesis
![](http://imgur.com/Xip9BWG.png)
My remote control tarantula is shedding fake hairs all over the desk. As for the thesis, well, at least Adderbite and I didn't have to do any of the work! Oh, Adderbite was bothered that I didn't add this before: she was insisting on her thesis before asking me which one I agreed with. Emberheart kept telling her that I had my own opinion, and finally I interrupted their conversation to say that I did agree with Adderbite.
The Best
![](http://i.imgur.com/4wSsxct.png)
My dad says they sound like characters from Regular Show.
Old Nickname
![](http://i.imgur.com/k2gfZ2t.png)
Two things: one, he says everything really seriously, and two, there was no context.
Dark Horse
![](http://imgur.com/iaGQzGd.png)
Obviously.
Funny
![](http://imgur.com/M3BmnwG.png)
Mission accomplished anyway.
Floor
![](http://i.imgur.com/2d6yKzT.png)
I was going to save this for 601 so it would be the top of a page but NOPE. Anyway...AdderbiteXCobrajaw! Yay! Even though we’ll probably never see him again…
Sands Of Time
![](http://imgur.com/xYq1hAN.png)
Confession: I did not see the way she was dancing. But Agateclaw remembers, so it is not lost.
Funner
![](http://i.imgur.com/PRWDmxu.png)
Incidentally an English teacher who can't spell.
Eye
![](http://i.imgur.com/2jYFR9D.png)
This has become another of our sayings.
Skin
![](http://imgur.com/2vYvGDR.png)
She had been talking about how there was a certain reaction she loved.
Vintage
![](http://imgur.com/cFoOvsq.png)
Yeah, uh, inconsequential.
Pokémon
![](http://i.imgur.com/o0Ww0Px.png)
She was talking about how she would transform him with a magic wand.
Figuratively
![](http://i.imgur.com/pAz3Rvq.png)
600 comics!
COMICS 601-700
Divas
![](http://imgur.com/RJXzsyQ.png)
Hey, I wasn't the one who named us. And it wasn't exactly a fair game. We technically won, but only because she made the last question worth 3000 points.
The Problem With Optimism
![](http://imgur.com/iRACuiX.png)
I know, technically there’s air, but I don’t care.
In The Woods
![](http://i.imgur.com/pv3pIxX.png)
why on earth was there a bunch of toast in the woods
Gorilla King
![](http://i.imgur.com/fDzQcK2.png)
He was the gorilla king because he climbed over tables to prove his superiority and was a jerk toward basically everyone.
Milk Duds
![](http://i.imgur.com/xF0svFB.png)
She does have a point.
Milk Duds, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/XfwAoNM.png)
…Okay.
Told You So
![](http://imgur.com/84s47TH.png)
Adderbite and I were in a group with a boy who doesn't have a warrior name; we came in second in the class (we had to "make a profit" based on tower height and how much weight it could hold). The winners had essentially the same design but more newspaper inside (the only materials were newspaper and masking tape). We probably would have "bought" more newspaper if we hadn't wasted so much on tape for my original plan. And I kind of, uh, neglected to tell Jaggedtuft why his tower wasn't going to do very well...
Can't See
![](http://i.imgur.com/nh8Rw3v.png)
She kept complaining about how the blue dye felt gross.
Papa Smurf
![](http://i.imgur.com/vEKLUSF.png)
Essentially if you find anything blue it was colored with Papa Smurf.
Straight Lines
![](http://i.imgur.com/JwJeEbe.png)
"Down, Emberheart's ego. Down."
The Map Lied
![](http://imgur.com/iN9SubF.png)
There was an indoor map that showed connections in a circle between four buildings with pedways.
Toast, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/N0qYgAb.png)
I can't believe I respond to "Rhubs." (short for Rhubarb)
Any Knock-Knock Joke
![](http://imgur.com/GsgxfiY.png)
The only one that ever deviates is "Lettuce/lettuce in, it's cold outside."
Fairy Godmother
![](http://i.imgur.com/pmmp5hg.png)
Partridgepelt is really helpful, isn't she?
The Force
![](http://imgur.com/vFZ5uri.png)
I'm pretty sure that doesn't count.
The Force, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/LYfsxwx.png)
Lynxtuft has almost as much trouble as Adderbite with stuff like that.
Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/pjD6fEj.png)
Remember how x equals 4? The formula for love is x squared, so love equals sixteen.
Frolicking
![](http://i.imgur.com/48cJ0H3.png)
Everyone loves flamethrowers...
Lungs
![](http://i.imgur.com/rWMGYbC.png)
Yeah, great idea. Meanwhile I'll be putting air in my lungs instead.
Kids
![](http://i.imgur.com/3w1msSR.png)
Well...uh...it's nice to see he's put some thought into it?
Daisy
![](http://i.imgur.com/J7usKwl.png)
I don't know if this is better with or without the explanation.
Hood
![](http://i.imgur.com/2DePdp6.png)
Archclaw is a helpful friend.
Move
![](http://i.imgur.com/LlMl0JX.png)
They all look so messed up in this picture it's not even funny.
Acorn
![](http://imgur.com/ulTwy8D.png)
This is the new oldest thing in the comics...and also apparently warrants an oxymoron.
Ball
![](http://i.imgur.com/2hmxzSq.png)
Would it be mean if I called Jayflight pathetic? Eh, he's already pretty mean to me, so I'm just going to go ahead.
Fire
![](http://i.imgur.com/X6JyK4z.png)
He drew a flamethrower burning one of her piranhas.
Forty-Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/Bqs6Vfp.png)
And Cobaltwhisker is apparently now seventy-two.
Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/g6Dw2GK.png)
She's still never sure if she remembers his name.
Push
![](http://i.imgur.com/tkZOX6E.png)
I feel like I messed up the teacher's design but oh well.
Skull
![](http://i.imgur.com/5fKZH5y.png)
The teacher loves Rockfang's input.
Protractor
![](http://i.imgur.com/67zS7gz.png)
Wednesday Shirt!
You're Right
![](http://i.imgur.com/XyOCLaa.png)
Adderbite later explained to Wednesday Shirt that I'd noticed the two of them part their hair on different sides.Not
Turning Around
![](http://i.imgur.com/Lz5UjQL.png)
Apparently Wednesday Shirt thinks we're funny, but we haven't asked Killdeerfrost...
Torturing
![](http://i.imgur.com/aOQloV6.png)
Bad news: my printer is unplugged so I can't scan anything until it's fixed and put back in. Fortunately there are still six comics in the folder and one I may draw digitally only.
Pretzel
![](http://imgur.com/dAydXRS.png)
Look, Adderface, it's finally finished!
Lutetium
![](http://imgur.com/kbHP0gU.png)
With his signature awkward smile.
Title
![](http://i.imgur.com/jMZAIpH.png)
The really sad part is that it was the best pun he came up with all day.
Repeatedly
![](http://imgur.com/pJDia7p.png)
I bite my nails back really far. Apparently they're really sharp. Also, I realized recently that I've been saying "pretty much" all the time again like I used to...
Spock
![](http://imgur.com/TGDTmRJ.png)
This should explain.
Cat
![](http://i.imgur.com/YLk25Tc.png)
She was really disappointed.
Salary
![](http://i.imgur.com/iI4wRFL.png)
I'm still not used to this update.
Water Tower
![](http://i.imgur.com/GIsQFuQ.png)
It was the only picture he took on purpose, and it failed. (yes this is going back to that same day with the comics on page 4)
Delete
![](http://i.imgur.com/Pym8wWA.png)
This is the video he was talking about when he said he'd switch to taking videos out the window instead.
Heroically
![](http://imgur.com/rRGoamq.png)
This is a good example of the things I say at night.
Backwards
![](http://i.imgur.com/KlUbAc7.png)
"You're going to take your shirt off in the hallway?" "...Yeah."
Picasso
![](http://i.imgur.com/Hs3Ax5j.png)
He was trying to explain to Minnowcloud and Partridgepelt how I was fifteen questions ahead of them in our practice packet.
Wash
![](http://i.imgur.com/xBzcyqv.png)
At least he bothered to check.
Lizard
![](http://imgur.com/rhHcFJb.png)
I think I was talking about how lizards need a certain amount of heat whereas I like the cold.
Me
![](http://i.imgur.com/2LY44gC.png)
Hey, it's not like he got in trouble for this one--unlike "That's what she said...no, actually that's what he said."
Now
![](http://i.imgur.com/P49YXZi.png)
I can't even draw one Spock, much less nine, but this at least conveys what the shirt is.
Yesterday
![](http://i.imgur.com/69zcZrj.png)
That's Gemflower.
Stalker
![](http://imgur.com/iQl8moE.png)
Jackalclaw no!!!
Optical Illusion
![](http://imgur.com/pYZCPov.png)
My face seems to be a lot of things, according to Ashtail.
Over Here
![](http://i.imgur.com/qrkYNsm.png)
Probably not his best decision, considering it led to about a month of "Thunderpelt! We're married!"
Whale
![](http://i.imgur.com/ijOq8K3.png)
I'm not entirely sure what he was trying to do.
Wizard
![](http://imgur.com/1G9NcgX.png)
Sorry it's so stretched; there wasn't enough room for the words.
Affection
![](http://i.imgur.com/2C11C6L.png)
And this.
College
![](http://i.imgur.com/oJiQQBb.png)
I don't remember who got it.
Destiny
![](http://i.imgur.com/6YJVd2A.png)
I don't like how this one turned out...
Morbid
![](http://i.imgur.com/qDHRodl.png)
Hard to say, really, considering some of his other comments.
Camels
![](http://i.imgur.com/ODLnf0Z.png)
Long story. Also, we've determined that Killdeerfrost is quieter than Stonefrost but also more likely to use real words (as opposed to grunting). He's also 99.39% sass.
Identity
![](http://imgur.com/IvPTDm2.png)
I understand him responding to Killdeerfrost, because people probably mix them up fairly often. But not responding to his own name is just weird.
Jacket
![](http://imgur.com/3ylmOQX.png)
She wound up meeting Wednesday Shirt about a week later. That was also when Adderface and I found his phone number.
Actor
![](http://imgur.com/xb0HFAz.png)
Somehow I did know the answer (Leonard Nimoy), and I'm not sure where I learned it.
I Don't Know These People #1
![](http://i.imgur.com/M9yBlBd.png)
Can't remember what kind of bug it actually was, but praying mantises are cool, so that's what I chose. I'm not sure where I heard this one.
I Don't Know These People #2
![](http://i.imgur.com/YGfRCNe.png)
Adderface heard this in the hallway.
I Don't Know These People #3
![](http://i.imgur.com/yC5l01I.png)
Overheard during a fire drill.
I Don't Know These People #4
![](http://i.imgur.com/7YOQhHH.png)
Overheard waiting in line for a roller coaster.
I Don't Know These People #5
![](http://i.imgur.com/SpxBEjw.png)
Overheard in an ice cream shop. I'm not sure if I got correct who said what, but the quotes should be accurate enough.
Finally
![](http://imgur.com/DGh9aDa.png)
Only his friends are allowed to call him Poochie.
Thursdays
![](http://i.imgur.com/Kh2MySF.png)
Object permanence? Adderface logic.
That Name
![](http://imgur.com/yv4JMo1.png)
if I get the reaction I'm expecting I will destroy someonemoonshine2222 I'm looking at you Also, I have no idea what’s going on with Adderbite’s arm in panel four.
Campfire
![](http://i.imgur.com/vzyXvNK.png)
Not around it. In it.
Five Times
![](http://i.imgur.com/f9mfAJ7.png)
Said from the floor.
What Day
![](http://imgur.com/5iT9ktF.png)
He started talking about how he was closer, so he won, and I didn't count.
Smartphones
![](http://i.imgur.com/FDpg0nC.png)
We turned off the lights and computer and covered up the clock to see what the room looked like without electricity.
Closed Admittance
![](http://i.imgur.com/7S31vaO.png)
There were better moments but I don't know how close they are to the line. So this at least gives the general idea of what they were doing.
Microwave
![](http://imgur.com/7Dv2e4o.png)
To microwave or not to microwave; that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the kitchen to suffer the possibility of burns from the oven or to take arms against a slight danger and by microwaving end it...
Waiting For Me
![](http://imgur.com/OhKTEms.png)
Poor Wednesday Shirt...he always looks sad, but that time he looked genuinely alarmed.
We Love You
![](http://imgur.com/gjXGuE1.png)
And even more alarmed here.
Who Said That
![](http://imgur.com/QzI3b7T.png)
"Why would you tell her I was here?" "She says you're besties." "Oh. Okay."
I Don't Know These People #6
![](http://i.imgur.com/OPx6Hv2.png)
Only one dollar doesn't sound all that bad...
I Don't Know These People #7
![](http://i.imgur.com/5rpjVfk.png)
Pizza Hut employees.
I Don't Know These People #8
![](http://i.imgur.com/sPcRhlY.png)
Those same people. The woman's voice made this perfect.
I Don't Know These People #9
![](http://i.imgur.com/v2VQAnh.png)
The quotes might be a little off here, since I wasn't really paying attention and only happened to overhear. I won't clarify what state this was actually in.
I Don't Know These People #10
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Confession: sometimes, if I get too tired, my brain will start working like that. Fortunately I can still manage to turn them into coherent sentences if I have to say them out loud, though.
Manly Man King
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On Valentine's Day Ashtail made a creepy face at WS and his friends as they passed. The Monday after, we went to a store together for little plastic animals, and one thing she bought was a crown (the bendy snake is from the same store). Ashtail said she would have taken her crown to school to be the Wednesday shirt king, but it would be destroyed; I suggested a tiara, as it would be smaller and easier to keep safe and would make her a manly man king.
Ggogl
![](http://imgur.com/SIAu5uI.png)
Remember when this was technically against wcf rules?
The Falcon
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This was before Adderface even knew his name. Poor Wednesday Shirt...
Nail
![](http://i.imgur.com/lnhVtbN.png)
Not exactly the sort of thing you'd expect to find...
Nail, Part Two
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There haven't been any toenails since then.
Nail, Part Three
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His response to the teacher repeatedly mentioning it.
Pioneers
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZVBMQBj.png)
His capital Ns looked like Us because he wasn't using his usual handwriting.
Protein
![](http://i.imgur.com/fnQXfqo.png)
This is the English teacher who found nothing wrong with "The sun never shined so pretty."
Sneezes
![](http://i.imgur.com/z76OLmN.png)
Sure.
WiFi
![](http://i.imgur.com/37LFB9G.png)
She announced it proudly as she walked into the room.
Cat Forum
![](http://i.imgur.com/9SQwv2r.png)
I didn't tell him he's been in the comics almost since the beginning.
Chapter Nineteen
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The book was Inkheart.
Fire Extinguisher
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Adderface can never seem to remember the word "extinguisher."
Language Arts
![](http://i.imgur.com/G1cno8h.png)
700!
COMICS 701-800
Picture
![](http://i.imgur.com/dsTYoBx.png)
Well, Adderface, you're first on page 8...
Faucet
![](http://imgur.com/4id2K1g.png)
Last year Agateclaw decided to assign people random adjectives and nouns. Other than Pebblefall (the courageous faucet) and myself (the ostentatious brick), the only things I remember are that Agateclaw was a cardboard box…was she a mesmerized cardboard box? No, that doesn’t sound right…and that someone was a tree stump; I don’t remember his adjective either.
Flopped
![](http://imgur.com/E47kt8U.png)
Adderface and I have made a Failed Sayings list that we update whenever she messes something up. It’s longer than it should be.
Hansel And Gretel
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I’m too tired to think of anything to say about this one.
Hansel And Gretel, Part Two
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He took it literally when she said, “No, no kids on fire yet.”
Pain
![](http://imgur.com/8XK283e.png)
Maybe because I was also the one who fell down?
Pocahontas
![](http://imgur.com/hClnbT5.png)
In her defense, Pocahontas had been the answer to a question about five minutes before, and she was just walking back into the room, so she hardly heard any of the question at all. So she wasn’t legitimately trying to answer a question, just saying an answer for the sake of saying an answer.
Right Triangle
![](http://imgur.com/6pIWRLa.png)
CxAxT is the (isosceles) Right Triangle of Love. CobrajawxAdderbitexThunderpelt.
Friendish One
![](http://i.imgur.com/5YZ949e.png)
Well, all right then.
My Math
![](http://i.imgur.com/Iwcjipr.png)
Apparently her English wasn’t either.
No Choice
![](http://i.imgur.com/omrFlaA.png)
She ended up giving me a kitten valentine when she found out about my comics.
Box Of Rocks
![](http://i.imgur.com/a89WBv1.png)
Well...it's things like this that are the problem.
Cliffhangers
![](http://i.imgur.com/TjwsRRF.png)
She was talking about Sherlock.
Holes
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ce3OhYH.png)
Poor Killdeerfrost.
Legendary
![](http://i.imgur.com/nhW7djE.png)
Brackenclaw enjoys unsought commentary.
Which Team
![](http://i.imgur.com/KrzFmVi.png)
This happened before the first movie was out. For the record: the teacher didn't know what she was talking about, Meadowblaze and several other people were Team Gale, most of the girls were Team Peeta, Brackenclaw and a few of his friends were Team Haymitch ("because he's awesome"), Juniperpelt was Team Jacob ("You guys are all just fair-weather fans!"), and Crowspots was Team Glimmer ("You don't know who Glimmer is? She's that hot girl from District One!").
Babies
![](http://i.imgur.com/kbqaTIH.png)
Apparently Wednesday Shirt is a homework robot because he does his homework during math.
A Sun
![](http://i.imgur.com/4hf999I.png)
Sounds painful.
Mint
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This is the beginning of a series.
Mint, Part Two
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By the way, this was before we really knew any of them (we'd met them all, but Adderface didn't know any of their names...I knew Deerblaze already but that's not important).
Mint, Part Three
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It was actually the backup mint he ate; the first one was never eaten.
Mint, Part Four
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Wednesday Shirt didn't even notice the mint because it got stuck between him and his backpack.
Control V
![](http://i.imgur.com/gQaggNu.png)
Mint isn't over (it goes to part 8) but parts 5 and 6 are really long so have this.
What Is This
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Also this.
Mint, Part Five
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Sorry this took so long...I'd have posted the others sooner but I wanted to get back to Mint first.
I Don't Know These People #11
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I know these people by sight (they're part of Wednesday Shirt's posse, and the rusty one is the leader) but not by name.
I Don't Know These People #12
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To the left.
I Don't Know These People #13
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The fish in question is the replacement for one that died.
I Don't Know These People #14
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I was too short to see who answered, but that was a lot of enthusiasm.
I Don't Know These People #15
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"I'm here...anywhere!"
Colorful
![](http://i.imgur.com/IjkRSUA.png)
Before anyone suggests synesthesia, he immediately corrected himself: "Your shirt is bright!"
Monstrosity
![](http://i.imgur.com/6RpVJqp.png)
Look at the 22.
Mint, Part Six
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Sorry this took so long.
Mint, Part Seven
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But I dropped the cookie...
Mint, Part Eight
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The thrilling conclusion!
Taking Pictures
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Well, I wonder who they could have been of, then. Yes, he definitely heard.
So Close
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She was playing a game on his phone and said "SO CLOSE!" in frustration. On another subject, I recently caved in and bought Pokémon Diamond.
Freezer
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Sorry about how light Icewhisker’s words are…
Pasta
![](http://i.imgur.com/uZVPUUI.png)
We call him Gigi even though that's not his name. Ginger Guy = G. G. = Gigi. Isolated punchlines are fun.
Bro
![](http://i.imgur.com/5LHFrxI.png)
His face was too perfect not to turn into a comic. I do realize I just described his face as perfect...that was not the intent.
I Don't Know These People #16
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I guess his ring had a tree on it or something.
I Don't Know These People #17
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Nacho! Looks like IDKTP comics are a real thing now.
I Don't Know These People #18
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I have no idea what his conversation was about or who he was talking to, but apparently ostriches were part of it.
I Don't Know These People #19
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Okay, so, I may or may not actually know that the second cat is Hotel Pillow (we call him that because we hate him). But I don't know who the first person was, and I don't feel like making an official Hotel Pillow cat, so here it is.
I Don't Know These People #20
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Apparently she was yelling at Jayflight for putting two exclamation points. This was after I convinced him that an ellipsis was three periods rather than two or four.
Masterpiece
![](http://i.imgur.com/gvdfjg5.png)
He is neither a masterpiece nor a master.
Kill
![](http://i.imgur.com/KEEDJcg.png)
Sure. Also, we might have found Blond Hollister Guy's name, but we're not sure.
The Math
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I just don't know why Adderface is so afraid of him.
Tattled
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I don't think this was directly about "DO THE MATH," but it was over something silly like that. Also, I take back every time I have ever said anything along the lines of "poor Killdeerfrost." He is horrible and I hate him.
Air Guitar
![](http://imgur.com/H8bpL0g.png)
Sorry I'm being so slow to update.
Divergent
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I promise I haven't quit, guys! I went on vacation (not that I've been exactly active in the first place) and my mom has been switching the computer mice (the one that "belongs" with the other computer--with no drawings or Pixelmator--is horrible so she keeps taking the good mouse to play games). And I'm not very motivated. Kind of lazy, really. Maybe more than kind of. But the comics aren't dead. Also I've been playing Pokémon...lots of Pokémon. So far I have eight shinies.
Rhyme
![](http://i.imgur.com/H27Ocb5.png)
Oh, look, an update! And two more things: I've caught forty-eight shinies, and...the Killdeerfrost situation is REALLY WEIRD.
New Shirt
![](http://i.imgur.com/ipOYHMQ.png)
This happened in April...I can't believe I've spent sixty dollars on Wednesday shirts. The shinies are up to 56 and I've stopped hunting for them for now.
Month
![](http://i.imgur.com/Tr4DcRq.png)
Meaning that Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost would be older than us in terms of number age for about half a year. Also from a while ago.
Man
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Jaggedtuft's voice is low enough already, but it gets even lower when he sings.
Call
![](http://i.imgur.com/QoF5kCz.png)
"Why did you get my number off that piece of paper?" "So I could text Hollyfrost" "What?"
Breathe
![](http://i.imgur.com/Lnucw9B.png)
I've been Masudaing Fletchlings for longer than it took me to beat the Y Pokémon League...maybe I should just give up.
Bleach
![](http://i.imgur.com/Y6g5NBK.png)
He probably meant we would like the taste of bleach.
January
![](http://i.imgur.com/0S0tENh.png)
I assume she meant February...but even then...!
Flappy Bird
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She wouldn't let me call it anything except Flaps.
Flappy Bird, Part Two
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If he knew half the things we say...
Numbers
![](http://i.imgur.com/uTZ6nFU.png)
That's definitely a number.
Horror
![](http://imgur.com/PzYyENN.png)
For anyone who is...similarly concerned, I have seen A New Hope. But the picture he showed us was Han Solo frozen in stuff.
Records
![](http://imgur.com/t6gGQqe.png)
"amateur." - k slice
Dead Fish
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Dead fish. Accurate. Now someone get Rocky in here.
Backyard Guest
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It's not as if she wasn't invited--she just didn't tell us when she was here and decided to entertain herself in the yard instead of coming inside.
Waxy
![](http://i.imgur.com/x7yyvwa.png)
Might as well be a Vintage Comic. Fifth grade?
Amoebas
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I knew it was a trick, but I still wasn't expecting...that.
An H
![](http://imgur.com/7wvlWdG.png)
I'm no longer any form of rhubarb.
Bathroom
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It was the middle of the night.
Cacti
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I'm already the German Yoda because according to my German class I know everything.
Catchall Term
![](http://i.imgur.com/xfIcjgz.png)
Even she doesn't know why her suggestion was Flapjack, but it stuck within our friend group.
David
![](http://i.imgur.com/n0k8lYW.png)
This happened years ago.
Die
![](http://i.imgur.com/tDvGzz0.png)
The "I'm sorry, do you want something?" was directed at Beetlespring for laughing at the conversation.
Friday
![](http://i.imgur.com/55d0n3e.png)
His line was supposed to be, "It's Friday; you know what that means!"
Geodude
![](http://imgur.com/KuREW2z.png)
For those who don't know, Geodude is a very common Pokémon that is literally a rock with a face and hands. I think Geodude is kind of funny, but I also think hating it is funny.
Gotham
![](http://imgur.com/ckEgWcS.png)
This happened the same night as Bathroom.
Haunted
![](http://imgur.com/C0sKgQt.png)
I wish the backpack had belonged to one of them.
Heimlich Maneuver
![](http://i.imgur.com/8csxJhh.png)
Completely unnecessary in that situation.
Hitchhiker
![](http://i.imgur.com/HHb5dJq.png)
She can bend all of her fingers back much farther than normal.
Snowing Seeds
![](http://i.imgur.com/xozQMjR.png)
Not happy with how the seeds turned out, but...close enough.
Asia
![](http://imgur.com/8PhOMsp.png)
And out of my hair. That said, I do miss the friendship sometimes. Sometimes.
Sing
![](http://imgur.com/l94I4Gq.png)
I just love finding old sketches. When they have words, that is. Old sketches with the words missing are just sad.
Ants
![](http://imgur.com/0aTxVUl.png)
Maybe this isn't that funny as a comic. But knowing Coldwhisker and seeing him make that expression was pretty good.
Bird
![](http://imgur.com/uEFdhEd.png)
Apparently it's a thing from The Notebook, and I was supposed to refuse to call her a bird and then say that if she was a bird I was a bird too.
Pokémon Names
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For anyone not well versed in Pokémon: Wingull is a very common Pokémon that looks like a seagull and is found all over the place. A shiny is a very rare, randomly occurring palette swap (1/8192 Pokémon are shiny in the game he was playing). So he found a rare version of a common Pokémon and named it...Greenie.
Bagel
![](http://i.imgur.com/1voUV9a.png)
I suppose it's only fitting, really.
Cold
![](http://i.imgur.com/dVQISIk.png)
This was a long time ago.
Collaboration
![](http://i.imgur.com/anoZXbu.png)
By carrying chairs around.
I Don't Know These People #21
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This was about three and a half years ago and I found it written down in a notebook as a potential comic; I can only assume that I thought at the time I would remember who said it.
I Don't Know These People #22
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Fifth grade reading. He met his marker. The story in question was one of those cheesy things about "the box that I wanted to save for my time of greatest need...and it turned out to be empty; it was a box of hope!"
I Don't Know These People #23
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"Half-chewed pencil" is one of my favorite insults.
I Don't Know These People #24
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Overheard in the school hallway.
I Don't Know These People #25
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Overheard in the same hallway as #24.
My Favorite Person
![](http://i.imgur.com/SLUavCf.png)
Ha.
Normal
![](http://i.imgur.com/NNbqnHt.png)
Or just Nutmegmask.
Pokémon Masters
![](http://imgur.com/jwMZaYV.png)
These probably aren't that funny for people who aren't into Pokémon...sorry.
Potty
![](http://i.imgur.com/OmlQJEY.png)
That's our dad.
Two Hours
![](http://i.imgur.com/9nKPZYI.png)
His cat has pretty much been a school meme for years.
What I'm Saying
![](http://i.imgur.com/7FlPpBz.png)
Well, I don't know what she's saying. And that's 800 comics!
COMICS 801-900
Bitter
![](http://imgur.com/ALgGYYd.png)
Nighttail: Why are you laughing!?
Explosives
![](http://imgur.com/DMJDBtj.png)
Well, we established a while ago that dolphins' heads do explode, right?
Siri
![](http://imgur.com/tiE2oPW.png)
I'm...not sure what happened.
Vote
![](http://i.imgur.com/daw8PGC.png)
This is another old sketch.
Your Math
![](http://imgur.com/sI9tsKQ.png)
DO THE MATH!
Neutron Stars
![](http://i.imgur.com/pPZVhfU.png)
Obviously.
I Don't Know These People #26
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I had Adderbite give me a number between 1 and 97 and she landed in this set, so...here it is. This actually happened the same day as Neutron Stars.
I Don't Know These People #27
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I mean, he had to have said "loser," but...HE SAID "LIZARD." I swear it was lizard. There's no way he said anything other than lizard, no matter how much more sense "loser" would have made.
I Don't Know These People #28
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And it turns out it's only a Featureless White Void because the lights were on the whole time. Who knew? But I had to make it dark for the comic to work.
I Don't Know These People #29
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OMG WAFFLEZ! And lemons, apparently.
I Don't Know These People #30
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I don't know what the food in question was.
Bricks
![](http://i.imgur.com/aJfeSvF.png)
To be fair, they were big bricks.
Dead Bush
![](http://i.imgur.com/E6BYe25.png)
Poor bush.
Displacement
![](http://i.imgur.com/ojvk2C4.png)
Something like that.
Important Messages
![](http://imgur.com/Fm6m87f.png)
Nice priorities, Thunderpelt.
Spreading
![](http://i.imgur.com/J2ckbqs.png)
How reassuring.
Communicator
![](http://imgur.com/A9QkAzX.png)
A Star Trek thing my mom got out of a cereal box a long time ago.
Gunk
![](http://imgur.com/CosKPcs.png)
That would be even worse.
Nomination
![](http://i.imgur.com/8XE7X2X.png)
More enthusiastic than Ashtail showing enthusiasm, anyway.
Struck By Lightning
![](http://i.imgur.com/KELon5n.png)
This was considered a correct answer.
Too Small
![](http://i.imgur.com/s7VkgkD.png)
But no one did.
Introductions
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This was part of introducing ourselves to the class on the first day of school.
Peacock
![](http://imgur.com/fyjHnfg.png)
And, actually, so can I.
Pop Tarts
![](http://i.imgur.com/jNhXiQW.png)
Wow, it's been so long.
Program
![](http://i.imgur.com/bHthMHe.png)
We were watching a school play, and he was the usher (the seating help guy).
Tent
![](http://i.imgur.com/dQVWxvU.png)
Good question.
Actors
![](http://i.imgur.com/lqHcQzF.png)
He's...grody. But there were some funny moments; I'll give him that.
Cardboard
![](http://i.imgur.com/WFKZDJS.png)
YOU IMPLIED!
Delivery
![](http://i.imgur.com/hV4iqpx.png)
I've never had DiGiorno, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Grades
![](http://i.imgur.com/nkHFe24.png)
I just want to know where an I would fit in the grading system...?
Inches
![](http://i.imgur.com/C7rqNvS.png)
I've been updating these every few inches for the past couple of feet.
Jerkin
![](http://i.imgur.com/2AoV67s.png)
A jerkin is a jacket. A gherkin is a pickle.
Mule
![](http://i.imgur.com/nqjwcdr.png)
Yeah, she needed the shadows. Pale yellow; what was I thinking?
Novel
![](http://imgur.com/pv8dnmr.png)
I kind of sketched the thing with the hand heart shape before remembering that his fur is hard to tell apart from the outlines. Oops.
Anime
![](http://i.imgur.com/og8Ak4W.png)
Speaking as Emberheart's enemy and as someone who never wants to see her again, she was right. He said he would accept misspellings as long as the intended meaning was clear. It's not like it was English class.
Blood
![](http://i.imgur.com/H1yOtFd.png)
???
Desk Beans
![](http://i.imgur.com/xCpDv7Q.png)
All year she called them kidneys.
Frosted Glass
![](http://i.imgur.com/ryMvFBA.png)
Because glass tastes great!
Hilarious
![](http://imgur.com/FCl535U.png)
Unrelated: my cat is a loaf.
Jerk
![](http://i.imgur.com/wysxxEM.png)
Not that Killdeerfrost isn't.
Snarky
![](http://i.imgur.com/e9uHPTs.png)
I hope he quits the class this year.
Bootsy
![](http://i.imgur.com/thyIdyD.png)
Bootsy is a cat.
Susie
![](http://imgur.com/gcnRAVO.png)
Correction: Jaggedtuft!
Awkward
![](http://i.imgur.com/BjM7Gt3.png)
Everyone knows.
Bird Calls
![](http://i.imgur.com/5EDQnaK.png)
That was our first and so far only interaction with him.
Double Spacing
![](http://i.imgur.com/rqvWFc0.png)
With both parsley and oregano!
Haircuts
![](http://imgur.com/wo5ZIIx.png)
He had grown his hair out for a play, and I got mine cut short.
Hand Sanitizer
![](http://i.imgur.com/H4Oftyr.png)
The cicadas are here!
Lamp
![](http://i.imgur.com/qmMIQyE.png)
I don't know the context. At all.
Skills
![](http://i.imgur.com/KdSE63S.png)
That's...wonderful.
Bob
![](http://i.imgur.com/r7rl1aZ.png)
Goldfisch is a brand of seeds. This sketch was over three years old: lower down on this page of comments I mentioned losing my sketch of Goldfisch, and I ended up changing the title.
Dawn
![](http://imgur.com/UDemido.png)
So funny. Also, sometimes the colors will look funny, but…it looks like I made his words reddish? If I did, it was an accident.
Gingerbread Man
![](http://i.imgur.com/YJMoU1l.png)
The gingerbread man is no longer.
House Pride
![](http://i.imgur.com/6DZOIem.png)
She used to wear so many bracelets.
Lemon
![](http://i.imgur.com/dcuon0b.png)
Poison!
Sham-Wow
![](http://i.imgur.com/5SOB0QI.png)
...No? I think she was yelling at Beetlespring.
Stacey
![](http://imgur.com/71ruMJP.png)
Makes perfect sense, right?
Train Ride
![](http://i.imgur.com/Exk4b4A.png)
Well, I am now.
Waking Up
![](http://imgur.com/k5UuaMD.png)
Wow, thanks.
World
![](http://i.imgur.com/QQJ94gZ.png)
I think I'm getting carpal tunnel from all these comics...
Deli Kiosk
![](http://i.imgur.com/J3glKuR.png)
The cheese didn't come, but as far as we know the order was legitimately sent.
Honey
![](http://i.imgur.com/SlEVDTk.png)
Yeah, dry water probably wouldn't help.
I Don't Know These People #31
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They weren't even playing video games...
I Don't Know These People #32
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Yay! So exciting!
I Don't Know These People #33
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I don't think she ever explained what they said.
I Don't Know These People #34
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Year included. Standardized testing. In pen.
I Don't Know These People #35
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I'm not sure.
Locked School Door
![](http://imgur.com/vEri6lG.png)
It was after school; he could have gotten in if it had been before. This happened years ago.
Good Morning
![](http://i.imgur.com/abYpip4.png)
"More than twelve hours." I mean, I get it, but...still.
Slide
![](http://i.imgur.com/iTKa96w.png)
My cat won't stop yelling at me. I have no idea what he wants.
Even Worse
![](http://i.imgur.com/ASZetSa.png)
How many different ways of writing a 2 can there be?
Flip
![](http://i.imgur.com/6AyqGVL.png)
Wow, so helpful.
Hats
![](http://i.imgur.com/a8MiCG7.png)
It's the new trend.
Raccoon
![](http://i.imgur.com/Z8Q3ouf.png)
Smart, I guess.
Recount
![](http://i.imgur.com/huJXDWH.png)
There was no hint in the sketch of which year (and therefore which teacher) this was with, so I guessed.
Scriptwriting
![](http://i.imgur.com/3OvvUYk.png)
Sorry for including the headphones. I knew they'd be bad, but I didn't expect them to be so bad that they could be genuinely mistaken for mushrooms while around someone's neck in a depiction of something that really happened in school. So, yeah, sorry, Ashtail.
Shift
![](http://i.imgur.com/hNMotqY.png)
This happened over three years ago.
Terracotta
![](http://i.imgur.com/E5APYwV.png)
Again he immediately insisted his joke was bad and no one should laugh.
The 1800s
![](http://i.imgur.com/yAfe1U2.png)
At least this wasn't history class.
The Learning Experience
![](http://i.imgur.com/W1AJDpZ.png)
She meant to drill it into our minds, but I think braining it into our heads is pretty accurate.
Cyclops
![](http://imgur.com/X6gWQJ3.png)
Another Vintage Quote!
Flapjacks
![](http://i.imgur.com/FezAZwv.png)
I guess Flipjack works too...
Gems
![](http://imgur.com/GU7GVJD.png)
The imagination of a five-year-old. Also, I just want to point out, this was before Steven Universe, with Yellow Diamond and Rose Quartz and everything…
May Fourth
![](http://imgur.com/XG0lpEu.png)
Can we just pretend this is relevant in July?
Paper Shredder
![](http://i.imgur.com/XynW83d.png)
Ah, yes, paper shredders are so difficult to use.
Revolutions
![](http://i.imgur.com/gCm4Kgd.png)
Sure, let's go with that.
Same Last Name
![](http://imgur.com/0tYnaO7.png)
Loonfeather: I MEAN--SHE'S NOT MY SISTER!
His Life
![](http://i.imgur.com/s7oK7Tj.png)
Morbid as always, Rockfang.
Spoons
![](http://i.imgur.com/aXh6KDs.png)
We call the middle guy Detailed Face Guy because his face is SO DETAILED.
Squeak
![](http://imgur.com/8CfQFae.png)
Adderbite's rendition of this comic is one of the best things I've ever seen. Also, Leafstream has named the dolphin Shark Fitzherbert.
Origami Frogs
![](http://i.imgur.com/FVtvAtZ.png)
That was a good day.
Paper Towel Dispenser
![](http://imgur.com/K1pe4lc.png)
In some ways he's right.
Shiny Wingulls
![](http://imgur.com/M2NFE7F.png)
I've caught 15 more since then. Yes, they are all named Greenie. I love the Greenies. And I still have BUTTS.
Solid
![](http://i.imgur.com/zZ4tZuu.png)
Basilstripe replied with "salad" almost every time.
Solid, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/e3xdDaa.png)
I was thinking triple point. (Alternatively: OOOH! NERD BURN!)
Spoon Thief
![](http://imgur.com/0htbG96.png)
But I thought, like, everybody got a spoon.
First Grade
![](http://imgur.com/CLX5EY2.png)
We had the same babysitter, and she babysat us at her house. She had a Dalmatian. (I initially put something about being invincible as my dialogue in the third panel, but then I remembered the day Springwhisker taught me the word, which I think was in second grade.)
Gluestick
![](http://imgur.com/vU4yk35.png)
How touching...?
Hungry
![](http://imgur.com/faepwwX.png)
Okay, some aspects of this conversation were handled pretty badly (by me). But it was still 100.
Louise
![](http://imgur.com/aoYJZd3.png)
900 comics--and the 6th 150! Wow, that's a lot of 150s!
COMICS 901-1000
Goldfish Crackers
![](http://i.imgur.com/g7iJVXc.png)
Amberfang wanted me to go out with Duskwhisker for years because "he used to be short and quiet."
Music Stand
![](http://imgur.com/Utikr52.png)
A combination of teasing and attacking, I think.
Ladders
![](http://i.imgur.com/UmsffJr.png)
She was playing phone Minecraft.
Objective
![](http://i.imgur.com/WurpLUO.png)
I don't know what to say about this one (I had no context; I heard it from another room), so instead trivia: Duskwhisker's design is related to the fact that years ago he said his code name was Rockhopper because he liked rockhopper penguins. So yeah, he's a black cat with a white chest and what look like large flashy eyebrows. (so far he is in only Goldfish Crackers; the cat in this comic is my dad)
Foot
![](http://i.imgur.com/lS4nEbO.png)
The word in question had "pod" in it.
Turn
![](http://i.imgur.com/UB2FzHh.png)
Wonderful grammar.
Which Twin
![](http://imgur.com/B6bXqZF.png)
Just in case it's not clear (my original idea didn't work out because their cat names are too long), we said our things at the exact same time in panel five.
Keyboard
![](http://imgur.com/d68yfLT.png)
She's definitely a keyboard. I mean…let’s face it…we’re both keyboards. Brindlefoot is the most keyboard of all.
The Meaning Of Life
![](http://imgur.com/YxJYccb.png)
That was very helpful, Ashtail.
The Sound Of Music
![](http://i.imgur.com/VQZVVhn.png)
It's an important distinction to make.
I Don't Know These People #36
![](http://i.imgur.com/6JdMJNq.png)
This was in class, but I don't know the name of the girl who said it.
I Don't Know These People #37
![](http://i.imgur.com/sdVy0Pi.png)
I have no clue.
I Don't Know These People #38
![](http://i.imgur.com/HURL0qD.png)
I heard this in the hallway. It was said in the typical tone of friends chatting in the school hallway. I don't know what situation would ever require this to be said, but apparently it did.
I Don't Know These People #39
![](http://i.imgur.com/Cqb4AHA.png)
He sounded almost frustrated.
I Don't Know These People #40
![](http://i.imgur.com/jtCs3Wo.png)
I don't actually understand kids.
Apples
![](http://imgur.com/BLTmhPP.png)
The return of fairy tale apples!
Apples, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/dDDFP6m.png)
This includes people who actually farm apples and people who happen to own apples.
Desks Attached
![](http://imgur.com/iloD1Ty.png)
Dust.
Geese
![](http://i.imgur.com/OZGkSOr.png)
Said in the middle of the night.
Opening Doors
![](http://i.imgur.com/sQv98Ri.png)
"Well, do you?"
Show And Tell
![](http://i.imgur.com/7X2JgAs.png)
I don't know why.
Privacy
![](http://i.imgur.com/X8Zw9Z1.png)
Maybe this doesn't make a great comic, but it's hard not to laugh at someone with a blue mustache that says "Privacy."
The Polar Express, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZYvzUWQ.png)
Remember? From the first page? Over three years ago?
Key
![](http://i.imgur.com/yzB8mAE.png)
Similarly this one day we could all hear what sounded like humming and after about five minutes Hotel Pillow finally asked if he was the only one who could hear it and, yes, it was Jackalclaw. Also, Jackalclaw has one of those digital sticky notes on his laptop; it says STICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE in very large letters.
Launching
![](http://i.imgur.com/GrMj8RU.png)
Not current! I don't have any classes with Partridgepelt. This happened two school years ago and I just found the sketch in my accordion folder the other day.
Chess
![](http://i.imgur.com/7PlJGV6.png)
How helpful.
Math Facts, Part Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/1KFi5MU.png)
I was tempted to call it part x but that would look like a Roman numeral and be really out of place.
Cooler
![](http://i.imgur.com/n5iV0zZ.png)
He was just sitting there in the cooler hitting the button for everyone who entered the school. I bet he thought he was the coolest.
Blue Phone
![](http://i.imgur.com/468Zzlk.png)
As if he had any right to talk. This is a relatively old sketch.
Frameshift Mutation
![](http://i.imgur.com/kU7chiG.png)
This happened last year and was the teacher's way of teaching the differences in the types of DNA mutations. Also, has anyone noticed his ears are sometimes gray? That's an accident when it happens, but I don't care enough about this teacher to go back and fix it.
Stat Wizard
![](http://i.imgur.com/aUwftIj.png)
SOS MY CATS ARE FLOUNDERS
The Best Lunch
![](http://i.imgur.com/ajwRuaN.png)
According to Adderbite she talks about her lunch every day, but she's never done it during math before. She showed Creekwhisker all of the pieces and the ingredients for her sandwich; he went along with it.
Apples, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/ga0Auvj.png)
Collection time.
Large Pizza
![](http://i.imgur.com/awxl7WV.png)
I hate the word topping.
Money
Sure.
Sleep On It
![](http://i.imgur.com/siTbrSC.png)
Close enough. Not really. But kind of.
Award
![](http://i.imgur.com/sn6z0eG.png)
It's all he ever wanted in life. Along with, according to the visual, being a flounder--which, knowing him, is probably also true.
Desks Attached, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/jHsnjB2.png)
Lynxtuft falling out of the desk was one of the hardest things to draw in the entire comic. I'd say Lynxtuft spitting out her water (Ice 2) was the hardest. So Lynxtuft, despite her simple design, has caused more trouble per appearance than any other cat except maaaaybe Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost.
Massachusetts Bay
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZnEKuHc.png)
It's a funny line even if you don't know all the specifics of the history and stuff (I don't know if explaining would be allowed). But if you do get why he said this...this was AP US history. Yeah.
Sleeping
![](http://i.imgur.com/2sZ6kfh.png)
Branchfoot then argued with Crowspots about whether the latter had ever taken a nap (Branchfoot said everyone naps; Crowspots said he never had).
Anything Nice
![](http://i.imgur.com/wtd4z8p.png)
Coalpelt thinks Slick is cute. (Slick=Locustfang)
Signs
![](http://imgur.com/CSfAVFy.png)
The signs in question were flyers with creepy anthropomorphic books. Like Angie!
Do You Feel
![](http://i.imgur.com/zUCcysT.png)
Honestly probably more accurate than he meant it to be.
Legible Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/W7Mfhvn.png)
At least it wasn't multiple twos, because in this comic we all know how that would have gone. But the two was much larger than the rest of the words/numbers in the problem.
One With
![](http://i.imgur.com/ppQ2UTN.png)
Once Jetwhisker (along with Brackenclaw and Owlclaw) filled a plastic Godzilla with Cocoa Puffs, then took out and ate the Cocoa Puffs at a competition with another school. The Godzilla in question could be filled and emptied...by removing the tail.
Three Words
![](http://imgur.com/PSfkxG8.png)
And I just noticed while uploading this that if I had been paying attention to numbers instead of grabbing random comics out of the stash to complete I would have seen that the last three I made had two, one, and three in the title respectively.
Banana
![](http://i.imgur.com/nfk8YgP.png)
...As opposed to figurative soup.
Noodle
![](http://imgur.com/bFdjhKS.png)
Happened a while ago. Calciteclaw and Newtfang ended up shooting out several noodles. We were making noodles out of vegetables. Aloefang and I made spinach noodles, but they didn’t turn out very well. Calciteclaw and Newtfang were making…beet noodles, I think?
Noodle, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/8DfCyNt.png)
She didn't manage to shoot any of them out, although she did get one to land on the floor instead of the plate. Fun fact: in panel one, Aloefang’s hands are in that position because in the sketch she was holding a very large syringe. That was accurate to how we made the noodles—we pushed them out of huge syringes with the tips cut off—but I thought it might make the wcf mods mad to include it.
Whiteboard Eraser
![](http://i.imgur.com/y0VrZjF.png)
It was a diagram for one of those related rates shadow/lamppost problems.
Fourth Grade
![](http://imgur.com/cmOq4PB.png)
I didn't expect it to upset him. The first time, that is. Our last names are next to each other in alphabetical order, and back then we were numbered (alphabetically) and had to sit that way in “Specials” (gym, art, music, etc.), but #18 moved away, so during music I would scoot over as far as I could without the teacher noticing.
Outlier
![](http://i.imgur.com/bc4nZuM.png)
I think Jackalclaw himself was the outlier he was referring to in the first panel.
Rita
![](http://imgur.com/yTrdmVo.png)
I love the word "pylon," which is (sometimes) another name for a traffic cone.
Salmon
![](http://i.imgur.com/BPLBbAR.png)
Reminds me of FISH FARM!
Anything You Want
![](http://i.imgur.com/uqNv9by.png)
Well, I, for one, would not make a good lizard.
Nicolas Cage
![](http://i.imgur.com/6bfhOML.png)
Not much to say about this one.
Octopus
![](http://i.imgur.com/vnwUFbM.png)
Exciting!
Lime Green Sharpie
![](http://i.imgur.com/8rBMmNP.png)
We were watching a math video; the person who made the video used at least six different color Sharpies.
Outvoted
![](http://i.imgur.com/66D3O9M.png)
It's about 10:30 at night right now, and I can hear one of those Mysterious Distant Concerts (I don't want the mystery to be ruined I mean I know the street it has to be but I want to pretend I don't know and they can be Mysterious Distant Concerts from the Woods) and a really loud owl.
Scatterbrained
![](http://i.imgur.com/WXGr1rD.png)
Some guy came into the classroom and said, "I need Mothcloud now. And bring your car keys!" Which means not only did she leave her car running, but she did so while remembering to take her keys out of it.
Vegetarian
![](http://i.imgur.com/9Wj1PhA.png)
teacher: I don't know if that counts as vegetarianism...
Fourth Finger
![](http://i.imgur.com/QeUQUwC.png)
Better without context.
Archimedes
![](http://i.imgur.com/1L1Ly5j.png)
This happened a few years ago, so I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain that the reason was that Jaggedtuft told a story about how he (Jaggedtuft) had once gotten out of the bathtub and run around his house screaming "Eureka! Eureka!" just because.
Blush
![](http://imgur.com/l93L3I3.png)
I'm a master at making her blush. This was also years ago.
Seventeen Thirtieths
![](http://i.imgur.com/m8QptZz.png)
I eat seventeen thirtieths of a granola bar for breakfast every day.
Calculator Cover
![](http://i.imgur.com/zqBQXHR.png)
Poor calculator cover.
Ecstatic
![](http://i.imgur.com/v0715eh.png)
We didn't look as ecstatic as the teacher wanted us to.
Five Steps
![](http://i.imgur.com/G64ePUU.png)
But I thought feet was a measure of time (according to Calicopelt)?
Shrek
![](http://i.imgur.com/UyGvaVe.png)
Albweet Emigsteni!
High Notes
![](http://i.imgur.com/uNojXTL.png)
Scary.
In Love With
![](http://imgur.com/2wGdYVX.png)
This happened a couple of years ago.
In Love With, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/8X6WAJ8.png)
It was actually said in German, but still.
Monday
![](http://i.imgur.com/4A7S2Ba.png)
Yes.
Bass Player
![](http://i.imgur.com/8FzdBcF.png)
Marshfire: So apparently I'm a caveman now too.
Memes
![](http://i.imgur.com/ey8sQ5F.png)
I KNEW Crowspots loved memes! I assumed he was a meme fan in general after his "one does not simply" phase, but here's the proof, I guess.
Memes, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/Hu1LZzQ.png)
Adderbite and I could take that class.
Omelettes
![](http://i.imgur.com/Vdznnk9.png)
Believe it or not, I designed and named Eggpatch before this conversation happened.
Skin Wearers
![](http://i.imgur.com/WFbajbt.png)
This was back when Adderbite and I wore the Wednesday shirt; the posse called us the skin wearers because apparently the Wednesday shirt was Wednesday Shirt's skin.
Peter
![](http://i.imgur.com/Gh4Setm.png)
She added "hello this is Peter the Skeleton Hand" to Lilypetal's notes using the hand of a fake skeleton named Peter.
Peeled
![](http://i.imgur.com/HAFyCvK.png)
This was probably extra relevant to him because of the whole skin wearer thing.
On Fire
![](http://i.imgur.com/U3DbbnC.png)
I don't remember the context.
Eight Hundred
![](http://i.imgur.com/1vknJhx.png)
Wow, eight hundred whole letters! By the way, Locustfang(/Slick) is canonically a Cornish rex (curly furred cat) now.
Eight Hundred, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/n9YXUjW.png)
I mean...I agree with him, but digging out the technicalities like this is still obnoxious.
Just Do It
![](http://i.imgur.com/xeMyR8y.png)
Fun fact: Adderbite's more-complex-than-usual tabby design was made because when sketching I assumed the first comic she was in would be the only comic she was ever in, and therefore it was safe to give her a more difficult design. But then we became best friends and...yeah.
Scatterbrained, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/wPc6HvY.png)
She rummaged through her bag for a few seconds and decided everything would be fine.
Coconut
![](http://i.imgur.com/kCGCnmv.png)
She then went right back to singing.
Happy Birthday
![](http://i.imgur.com/hevgEDo.png)
Happy birthday, Maroongale!
Batman
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZaIX0Vb.png)
He spent the whole day going up to people and doing his Batman impression because Agateclaw wore a Batman t-shirt. Old event!
Chicken Men
![](http://i.imgur.com/d9mQSWZ.png)
teacher: They sure look like chicken men to me.
Good
![](http://i.imgur.com/wW0MMut.png)
Or something.
Nuggets
![](http://imgur.com/iwxnPrE.png)
Apparently Nighttail was very pumped for nugget and sauce day too.
Screen
![](http://i.imgur.com/YvteWFC.png)
Or if you're Mothcloud--her screen is partially destroyed.
Cheetos
![](http://i.imgur.com/P0IONl8.png)
Heatherpelt is weird.
Chicken Men, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/YRLPTTE.png)
teacher: They're chicken men!
Leeches
![](http://i.imgur.com/zka4nC8.png)
He didn't even make the pun intentionally.
Piggyback Bird
![](http://i.imgur.com/AuspSo6.png)
Remember, Darkclaw is also a pixie.
Pink Calculator
![](http://i.imgur.com/zBbOxqj.png)
It may actually have been a different calculator emulator than the one he had been using, but still.
Shot Down In Flames
![](http://imgur.com/lRTREIn.png)
The song Shot Down in Flames is one of our inside memes because it's Killdeerfrost's favorite song.
Water Striders
![](http://i.imgur.com/vuemmmn.png)
She said this after Birchthroat suggested that she put down the bucket of water and water striders.
Foreign Exchange
![](http://i.imgur.com/UXXvtdP.png)
It was a yes-or-no question.
COMICS 501-600
Ice
![](http://imgur.com/8ImhBof.png)
Or at least not that weird.
Thank You
![](http://i.imgur.com/HTSM3ln.png)
I'm not sure why Tennétail was screaming, but Badgerclaw hates gym because not everyone is good enough for him, and Condorclaw and Peartail are both constantly cheating.
Shaking
![](http://i.imgur.com/163GYT8.png)
Jaggedtuft: You know, I'm weird.
Impossible Question
![](http://i.imgur.com/IFbfto1.png)
Leafstream makes a point there.
Hate, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/qa06VV9.png)
I win.
Engaged
![](http://i.imgur.com/1e06pnF.png)
Squeaktalon is an interesting person.
Cannibal
![](http://imgur.com/ACEI7Rc.png)
Yeah...she can't spell.
Nickname
![](http://i.imgur.com/wFg0l5u.png)
M. Classy Class.
Bill
![](http://i.imgur.com/szH17Cb.png)
Cobaltwhisker was confused.
Little Kid
![](http://imgur.com/jt6FJvg.png)
Of course that's why "Thad" didn't respond.
Mouses
![](http://i.imgur.com/gk9rqM2.png)
Thank you as always for your enlightening commentary, Darkclaw.
Carrot
![](http://i.imgur.com/vC0LOQT.png)
Apparently she drew a fire truck that looked like a moldy carrot and he won't leave her alone about it.
Petting
![](http://i.imgur.com/f3rYz2H.png)
Jaggedtuft. What. Just what.
Chanting
![](http://imgur.com/oV3nZTG.png)
I'm usually pretty quiet, so any time I yell at least one person is shocked.
Hobbit
![](http://imgur.com/EKSTW42.png)
Amberfang had been giving me "advice."
Pasture
![](http://i.imgur.com/cVcBehT.png)
I don't remember what the discussion was, unfortunately.
Pasture, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/c6hcQRt.png)
She really wanted to hear the word "pasture" again.
Pasture, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/NQw21B3.png)
Again with the screech laugh.
Laughing
![](http://i.imgur.com/Zc7jZVI.png)
Nothing?
Light Switch
![](http://i.imgur.com/qj6P4pL.png)
Right, because that solves everything.
Songs
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ao3GpAQ.png)
Actually, that's completely normal. I think.
YMCA
![](http://i.imgur.com/Kw6NUu5.png)
So "I'm going to kill you" is a color and "hitting Hollyfrost" is a letter.
YMCA, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/6j7s1Hd.png)
That was his excuse for not dancing.
Stranger
![](http://i.imgur.com/9eTCUg8.png)
Adderface keeps making me watch annoying videos...
Pixie Dust
![](http://i.imgur.com/ohPKvBI.png)
Is Darkclaw a pixie, then...?
Something
![](http://i.imgur.com/etl1MTD.png)
I used to think Cinnamontuft was completely normal.
Scale
![](http://i.imgur.com/UO1tP9X.png)
She confused them because she tried (and failed) to guess both his birthday and his favorite number.
Rain
![](http://i.imgur.com/fhpw2Oa.png)
She meant evaporating.
Innocent
![](http://i.imgur.com/9joNXn7.png)
And it's because of both of them that I'm not innocent.
Rake
![](http://i.imgur.com/aq8ZMKD.png)
Probably good not to.
Tape
![](http://imgur.com/nWcWzuc.png)
Part one of six...
Tape, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/MKRTohI.png)
Real-life-trolling Jayflight is surprisingly entertaining.
Tape, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/GyNyOwU.png)
I'm almost surprised he fell for it for even that long, but it's Jayflight, so I probably shouldn't be. AAAAHHH I forgot to color Jayflight's tail!
Tape, Part Four
![](http://imgur.com/dVHf3g7.png)
This didn't really fit with the previous or next parts, so I made it a comic by itself. In retrospect I should have made this and part five one comic.
Tape, Part Five
![](http://imgur.com/WiKzYBg.png)
...Just wait for it.
Tape, Part Six
![](http://imgur.com/CwrfgIp.png)
After that whole exchange…
Rescue
![](http://imgur.com/vP58PEE.png)
Well, he failed.
Pumpkin
![](http://i.imgur.com/vBdH1FY.png)
She only heard the part about growing in a patch.
Moon Fetch
![](http://imgur.com/ZMgEHjN.png)
And Ashtail is Quirrell.
Failed High Five
![](http://i.imgur.com/1lVX28U.png)
The title is self-explanatory.
Potato
![](http://imgur.com/hjl1e4N.png)
Jaggedtuft is a raindrop with a brain.
Leave
![](http://i.imgur.com/yQCeoY8.png)
I'm really bored.
Basement
![](http://i.imgur.com/zQGjM7M.png)
Adderbite: Jaggedtuft's eyes are a fancy color. And look, his ears are really fancy! I wonder what he'd say if I told him he had fancy ears.
Care
![](http://imgur.com/uhFPDna.png)
This is why people don't realize she's actually smart.
Crazy
![](http://imgur.com/yBgE7QL.png)
Yes, because of course it was Creekwhisker who started it.
Never
![](http://i.imgur.com/bIjTOhi.png)
Well, so much for that.
Broken
![](http://i.imgur.com/1bNxrL0.png)
She accidentally made Eveningpelt hit her head on the window.
Whiteboard
![](http://imgur.com/s3nM3gU.png)
Well...
Backyard
![](http://i.imgur.com/qw0EGia.png)
Valid point.
Mouth
![](http://i.imgur.com/S74VBcK.png)
Jonquilpetal is unhelpful.
Ghost
![](http://i.imgur.com/JQhEDzP.png)
How does Driftspots put up with her?
Glare
![](http://i.imgur.com/HRwEBRQ.png)
Apparently Adderbite and Ashtail both think he's intimidating...
Hates
![](http://i.imgur.com/eYDH0cA.png)
...But Tigerpelt isn't intimidating at all.
Hug
![](http://i.imgur.com/OU6FnnR.png)
Marlspots likes to hug people.
Morning
![](http://i.imgur.com/j9qSo51.png)
That's why you should never let Nighttail be the one writing on the board. He does have nice handwriting, though.
Page Numbers
![](http://imgur.com/bi8PSO0.png)
Adderbite made the same mistake--she couldn't figure out how to get off page 63 the first time she looked up the comics. (On the very first version of wcf, there were only 15 posts per page, so yes, it got way past 100 pages! Once wcf updated, there were 40 posts per page, so there were fewer pages, and of course moving to wcrf set it all back to the start…)
Pringles, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/aVJy0BA.png)
Adderbite and I explained the entire conversation, and I still don't think he believed us.
Sad
![](http://i.imgur.com/TsIAdVG.png)
Yay! The backlog is finished! ...But there are still comics I haven't even sketched.
Officially
![](http://i.imgur.com/d78noTT.png)
That's on a recording from quite a while ago. The thing is, Ashtail and I played with the sound and made it really low, so they both sound absolutely ridiculous. "You can't say that word" ended up sounding like low-pitched Lumpy Space Princess, and Ashtail's voice got really weird scratchy sounds when she yelled, "Cheese jerky!"
I Am
![](http://imgur.com/Hk4BjIW.png)
In case you can't read it, Ashtail's block of text says, "...And he's really weird. He wore glasses for, like, half the year, then didn't for a month, but then wore them again for the rest of the year except for one week! He and Squeaktalon sat at our lunch table. Literally they sat next to us. Well, across the table, but near us." It isn’t important, but just so that you know it’s real words.
Spaniel
![](http://i.imgur.com/wOJnPUL.png)
Pigeonflight might make less sense than Adderbite sometimes. This is one of the Vintage Quotes I mentioned.
Drafts
![](http://i.imgur.com/9tKneW8.png)
Ibisfoot! This is the most vintage quote in the comics, as Ebonyclaw and I have discerned. I think it was two days before the conversation in the comic Summer 2009. Which means it also took place in summer 2009, but earlier.
Hindsight
![](http://i.imgur.com/HSwTmHI.png)
Hindsight Ketchup! Really, once you eat it, you'll realize why we called it hindsight ketchup. Trust me.
Starring Some Random Guy That I Met At A Restaurant
![](http://imgur.com/4DlyFqc.png)
I have...issues with interruption.
Gullible
![](http://i.imgur.com/bIAG8t7.png)
Hey, look, it's that camera from the other comics! Wait...I wonder if Driftspots is the one who messed up the settings...?
Weirdness
![](http://imgur.com/I4fMygD.png)
The actual conversation is in another earlier comic.
Ice, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/krp2U6S.png)
Okay, so, I failed at drawing this, but Lilypetal has an ice cube up her nose and Lynxtuft is spewing water. Also I sketched this with a dull blue crayon because I was lazy.
Fantastic
![](http://imgur.com/Xk59Rsy.png)
It's so hot in the school. Especially the part where that classroom is.
Squares
![](http://i.imgur.com/17PetVD.png)
Factoring is annoying.
Construction Guys
![](http://i.imgur.com/mZeKfHd.png)
teacher: No, just kidding, they're actually nice.
Middle Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/XOkk7Bp.png)
According to her, my full name is Rhubarb Potatobread Serpenttile.
Statement
![](http://i.imgur.com/hXGTm54.png)
It was for "class officers."
Bug
![](http://i.imgur.com/27TuxzA.png)
Well, at least it was off her arm, right?
Star
![](http://i.imgur.com/WzTMJql.png)
Black holes are the paper shredders of space.
Teenage Girl
![](http://i.imgur.com/ea3cb9a.png)
Well, half of it is true, at least.
Zoidberg
![](http://i.imgur.com/0fIglM5.png)
The conversation sort of dissolved into an argument over whether Cliffclaw was Zoidberg or not.
High School Musical
![](http://i.imgur.com/4LKJCKf.png)
I'm lazy and avoiding two- and four-panel comics. So the short, less funny ones are being posted together. Sorry.
Cupcakes
![](http://i.imgur.com/uWPSjfQ.png)
...Well, now Adderface and I have codenamed someone "Supermoo Scaryface.
"Cupcakes, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/lmeGdKb.png)
Next Thursday (Sep 19) is Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day.
Torture
![](http://i.imgur.com/IsfkdZQ.png)
Well, uh, maybe I should have used a darker ecru for the spots. Anyway, unrelated to the comic, but Minecraft frustrates me. My horse ran away and my golem killed my dog. Maybe it's a good thing I can't find any ocelots.
Twelve Seconds
![](http://imgur.com/SBzGASn.png)
Sorry comic progress has been so slow.
After
![](http://i.imgur.com/fyex11D.png)
Okay, back to my Minecraft thing? I have six full-grown horses and one foal (on peaceful), so that's good, but I still don't have any more cats or dogs.
Crotchety
![](http://i.imgur.com/ah5lBcn.png)
See, tormenting Thunderpelt isn't the only thing she does...
Bushel
![](http://i.imgur.com/kTeSSis.png)
Long story.
Toast
![](http://i.imgur.com/IIqcjce.png)
Adderbite: I don't know how to sayings!
Left Foot
![](http://i.imgur.com/gXKfaGm.png)
So, yeah, apparently she has two left feet.
Rejection
![](http://i.imgur.com/oCPIGDl.png)
By the way, never quote Agateclaw while passing notes (even outside of class) if there's a chance anyone else will read the paper...Thunderpelt warned Jaggedtuft to stay away from us...
Thesis
![](http://imgur.com/Xip9BWG.png)
My remote control tarantula is shedding fake hairs all over the desk. As for the thesis, well, at least Adderbite and I didn't have to do any of the work! Oh, Adderbite was bothered that I didn't add this before: she was insisting on her thesis before asking me which one I agreed with. Emberheart kept telling her that I had my own opinion, and finally I interrupted their conversation to say that I did agree with Adderbite.
The Best
![](http://i.imgur.com/4wSsxct.png)
My dad says they sound like characters from Regular Show.
Old Nickname
![](http://i.imgur.com/k2gfZ2t.png)
Two things: one, he says everything really seriously, and two, there was no context.
Dark Horse
![](http://imgur.com/iaGQzGd.png)
Obviously.
Funny
![](http://imgur.com/M3BmnwG.png)
Mission accomplished anyway.
Floor
![](http://i.imgur.com/2d6yKzT.png)
I was going to save this for 601 so it would be the top of a page but NOPE. Anyway...AdderbiteXCobrajaw! Yay! Even though we’ll probably never see him again…
Sands Of Time
![](http://imgur.com/xYq1hAN.png)
Confession: I did not see the way she was dancing. But Agateclaw remembers, so it is not lost.
Funner
![](http://i.imgur.com/PRWDmxu.png)
Incidentally an English teacher who can't spell.
Eye
![](http://i.imgur.com/2jYFR9D.png)
This has become another of our sayings.
Skin
![](http://imgur.com/2vYvGDR.png)
She had been talking about how there was a certain reaction she loved.
Vintage
![](http://imgur.com/cFoOvsq.png)
Yeah, uh, inconsequential.
Pokémon
![](http://i.imgur.com/o0Ww0Px.png)
She was talking about how she would transform him with a magic wand.
Figuratively
![](http://i.imgur.com/pAz3Rvq.png)
600 comics!
COMICS 601-700
Divas
![](http://imgur.com/RJXzsyQ.png)
Hey, I wasn't the one who named us. And it wasn't exactly a fair game. We technically won, but only because she made the last question worth 3000 points.
The Problem With Optimism
![](http://imgur.com/iRACuiX.png)
I know, technically there’s air, but I don’t care.
In The Woods
![](http://i.imgur.com/pv3pIxX.png)
why on earth was there a bunch of toast in the woods
Gorilla King
![](http://i.imgur.com/fDzQcK2.png)
He was the gorilla king because he climbed over tables to prove his superiority and was a jerk toward basically everyone.
Milk Duds
![](http://i.imgur.com/xF0svFB.png)
She does have a point.
Milk Duds, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/XfwAoNM.png)
…Okay.
Told You So
![](http://imgur.com/84s47TH.png)
Adderbite and I were in a group with a boy who doesn't have a warrior name; we came in second in the class (we had to "make a profit" based on tower height and how much weight it could hold). The winners had essentially the same design but more newspaper inside (the only materials were newspaper and masking tape). We probably would have "bought" more newspaper if we hadn't wasted so much on tape for my original plan. And I kind of, uh, neglected to tell Jaggedtuft why his tower wasn't going to do very well...
Can't See
![](http://i.imgur.com/nh8Rw3v.png)
She kept complaining about how the blue dye felt gross.
Papa Smurf
![](http://i.imgur.com/vEKLUSF.png)
Essentially if you find anything blue it was colored with Papa Smurf.
Straight Lines
![](http://i.imgur.com/JwJeEbe.png)
"Down, Emberheart's ego. Down."
The Map Lied
![](http://imgur.com/iN9SubF.png)
There was an indoor map that showed connections in a circle between four buildings with pedways.
Toast, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/N0qYgAb.png)
I can't believe I respond to "Rhubs." (short for Rhubarb)
Any Knock-Knock Joke
![](http://imgur.com/GsgxfiY.png)
The only one that ever deviates is "Lettuce/lettuce in, it's cold outside."
Fairy Godmother
![](http://i.imgur.com/pmmp5hg.png)
Partridgepelt is really helpful, isn't she?
The Force
![](http://imgur.com/vFZ5uri.png)
I'm pretty sure that doesn't count.
The Force, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/LYfsxwx.png)
Lynxtuft has almost as much trouble as Adderbite with stuff like that.
Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/pjD6fEj.png)
Remember how x equals 4? The formula for love is x squared, so love equals sixteen.
Frolicking
![](http://i.imgur.com/48cJ0H3.png)
Everyone loves flamethrowers...
Lungs
![](http://i.imgur.com/rWMGYbC.png)
Yeah, great idea. Meanwhile I'll be putting air in my lungs instead.
Kids
![](http://i.imgur.com/3w1msSR.png)
Well...uh...it's nice to see he's put some thought into it?
Daisy
![](http://i.imgur.com/J7usKwl.png)
I don't know if this is better with or without the explanation.
Hood
![](http://i.imgur.com/2DePdp6.png)
Archclaw is a helpful friend.
Move
![](http://i.imgur.com/LlMl0JX.png)
They all look so messed up in this picture it's not even funny.
Acorn
![](http://imgur.com/ulTwy8D.png)
This is the new oldest thing in the comics...and also apparently warrants an oxymoron.
Ball
![](http://i.imgur.com/2hmxzSq.png)
Would it be mean if I called Jayflight pathetic? Eh, he's already pretty mean to me, so I'm just going to go ahead.
Fire
![](http://i.imgur.com/X6JyK4z.png)
He drew a flamethrower burning one of her piranhas.
Forty-Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/Bqs6Vfp.png)
And Cobaltwhisker is apparently now seventy-two.
Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/g6Dw2GK.png)
She's still never sure if she remembers his name.
Push
![](http://i.imgur.com/tkZOX6E.png)
I feel like I messed up the teacher's design but oh well.
Skull
![](http://i.imgur.com/5fKZH5y.png)
The teacher loves Rockfang's input.
Protractor
![](http://i.imgur.com/67zS7gz.png)
Wednesday Shirt!
You're Right
![](http://i.imgur.com/XyOCLaa.png)
Adderbite later explained to Wednesday Shirt that I'd noticed the two of them part their hair on different sides.Not
Turning Around
![](http://i.imgur.com/Lz5UjQL.png)
Apparently Wednesday Shirt thinks we're funny, but we haven't asked Killdeerfrost...
Torturing
![](http://i.imgur.com/aOQloV6.png)
Bad news: my printer is unplugged so I can't scan anything until it's fixed and put back in. Fortunately there are still six comics in the folder and one I may draw digitally only.
Pretzel
![](http://imgur.com/dAydXRS.png)
Look, Adderface, it's finally finished!
Lutetium
![](http://imgur.com/kbHP0gU.png)
With his signature awkward smile.
Title
![](http://i.imgur.com/jMZAIpH.png)
The really sad part is that it was the best pun he came up with all day.
Repeatedly
![](http://imgur.com/pJDia7p.png)
I bite my nails back really far. Apparently they're really sharp. Also, I realized recently that I've been saying "pretty much" all the time again like I used to...
Spock
![](http://imgur.com/TGDTmRJ.png)
This should explain.
Cat
![](http://i.imgur.com/YLk25Tc.png)
She was really disappointed.
Salary
![](http://i.imgur.com/iI4wRFL.png)
I'm still not used to this update.
Water Tower
![](http://i.imgur.com/GIsQFuQ.png)
It was the only picture he took on purpose, and it failed. (yes this is going back to that same day with the comics on page 4)
Delete
![](http://i.imgur.com/Pym8wWA.png)
This is the video he was talking about when he said he'd switch to taking videos out the window instead.
Heroically
![](http://imgur.com/rRGoamq.png)
This is a good example of the things I say at night.
Backwards
![](http://i.imgur.com/KlUbAc7.png)
"You're going to take your shirt off in the hallway?" "...Yeah."
Picasso
![](http://i.imgur.com/Hs3Ax5j.png)
He was trying to explain to Minnowcloud and Partridgepelt how I was fifteen questions ahead of them in our practice packet.
Wash
![](http://i.imgur.com/xBzcyqv.png)
At least he bothered to check.
Lizard
![](http://imgur.com/rhHcFJb.png)
I think I was talking about how lizards need a certain amount of heat whereas I like the cold.
Me
![](http://i.imgur.com/2LY44gC.png)
Hey, it's not like he got in trouble for this one--unlike "That's what she said...no, actually that's what he said."
Now
![](http://i.imgur.com/P49YXZi.png)
I can't even draw one Spock, much less nine, but this at least conveys what the shirt is.
Yesterday
![](http://i.imgur.com/69zcZrj.png)
That's Gemflower.
Stalker
![](http://imgur.com/iQl8moE.png)
Jackalclaw no!!!
Optical Illusion
![](http://imgur.com/pYZCPov.png)
My face seems to be a lot of things, according to Ashtail.
Over Here
![](http://i.imgur.com/qrkYNsm.png)
Probably not his best decision, considering it led to about a month of "Thunderpelt! We're married!"
Whale
![](http://i.imgur.com/ijOq8K3.png)
I'm not entirely sure what he was trying to do.
Wizard
![](http://imgur.com/1G9NcgX.png)
Sorry it's so stretched; there wasn't enough room for the words.
Affection
![](http://i.imgur.com/2C11C6L.png)
And this.
College
![](http://i.imgur.com/oJiQQBb.png)
I don't remember who got it.
Destiny
![](http://i.imgur.com/6YJVd2A.png)
I don't like how this one turned out...
Morbid
![](http://i.imgur.com/qDHRodl.png)
Hard to say, really, considering some of his other comments.
Camels
![](http://i.imgur.com/ODLnf0Z.png)
Long story. Also, we've determined that Killdeerfrost is quieter than Stonefrost but also more likely to use real words (as opposed to grunting). He's also 99.39% sass.
Identity
![](http://imgur.com/IvPTDm2.png)
I understand him responding to Killdeerfrost, because people probably mix them up fairly often. But not responding to his own name is just weird.
Jacket
![](http://imgur.com/3ylmOQX.png)
She wound up meeting Wednesday Shirt about a week later. That was also when Adderface and I found his phone number.
Actor
![](http://imgur.com/xb0HFAz.png)
Somehow I did know the answer (Leonard Nimoy), and I'm not sure where I learned it.
I Don't Know These People #1
![](http://i.imgur.com/M9yBlBd.png)
Can't remember what kind of bug it actually was, but praying mantises are cool, so that's what I chose. I'm not sure where I heard this one.
I Don't Know These People #2
![](http://i.imgur.com/YGfRCNe.png)
Adderface heard this in the hallway.
I Don't Know These People #3
![](http://i.imgur.com/yC5l01I.png)
Overheard during a fire drill.
I Don't Know These People #4
![](http://i.imgur.com/7YOQhHH.png)
Overheard waiting in line for a roller coaster.
I Don't Know These People #5
![](http://i.imgur.com/SpxBEjw.png)
Overheard in an ice cream shop. I'm not sure if I got correct who said what, but the quotes should be accurate enough.
Finally
![](http://imgur.com/DGh9aDa.png)
Only his friends are allowed to call him Poochie.
Thursdays
![](http://i.imgur.com/Kh2MySF.png)
Object permanence? Adderface logic.
That Name
![](http://imgur.com/yv4JMo1.png)
if I get the reaction I'm expecting I will destroy someone
Campfire
![](http://i.imgur.com/vzyXvNK.png)
Not around it. In it.
Five Times
![](http://i.imgur.com/f9mfAJ7.png)
Said from the floor.
What Day
![](http://imgur.com/5iT9ktF.png)
He started talking about how he was closer, so he won, and I didn't count.
Smartphones
![](http://i.imgur.com/FDpg0nC.png)
We turned off the lights and computer and covered up the clock to see what the room looked like without electricity.
Closed Admittance
![](http://i.imgur.com/7S31vaO.png)
There were better moments but I don't know how close they are to the line. So this at least gives the general idea of what they were doing.
Microwave
![](http://imgur.com/7Dv2e4o.png)
To microwave or not to microwave; that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the kitchen to suffer the possibility of burns from the oven or to take arms against a slight danger and by microwaving end it...
Waiting For Me
![](http://imgur.com/OhKTEms.png)
Poor Wednesday Shirt...he always looks sad, but that time he looked genuinely alarmed.
We Love You
![](http://imgur.com/gjXGuE1.png)
And even more alarmed here.
Who Said That
![](http://imgur.com/QzI3b7T.png)
"Why would you tell her I was here?" "She says you're besties." "Oh. Okay."
I Don't Know These People #6
![](http://i.imgur.com/OPx6Hv2.png)
Only one dollar doesn't sound all that bad...
I Don't Know These People #7
![](http://i.imgur.com/5rpjVfk.png)
Pizza Hut employees.
I Don't Know These People #8
![](http://i.imgur.com/sPcRhlY.png)
Those same people. The woman's voice made this perfect.
I Don't Know These People #9
![](http://i.imgur.com/v2VQAnh.png)
The quotes might be a little off here, since I wasn't really paying attention and only happened to overhear. I won't clarify what state this was actually in.
I Don't Know These People #10
![](http://i.imgur.com/CY0Gbh3.png)
Confession: sometimes, if I get too tired, my brain will start working like that. Fortunately I can still manage to turn them into coherent sentences if I have to say them out loud, though.
Manly Man King
![](http://i.imgur.com/21NXLjc.png)
On Valentine's Day Ashtail made a creepy face at WS and his friends as they passed. The Monday after, we went to a store together for little plastic animals, and one thing she bought was a crown (the bendy snake is from the same store). Ashtail said she would have taken her crown to school to be the Wednesday shirt king, but it would be destroyed; I suggested a tiara, as it would be smaller and easier to keep safe and would make her a manly man king.
Ggogl
![](http://imgur.com/SIAu5uI.png)
Remember when this was technically against wcf rules?
The Falcon
![](http://imgur.com/sgBBzfO.png)
This was before Adderface even knew his name. Poor Wednesday Shirt...
Nail
![](http://i.imgur.com/lnhVtbN.png)
Not exactly the sort of thing you'd expect to find...
Nail, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/sBOkixa.png)
There haven't been any toenails since then.
Nail, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/oKlFk2q.png)
His response to the teacher repeatedly mentioning it.
Pioneers
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZVBMQBj.png)
His capital Ns looked like Us because he wasn't using his usual handwriting.
Protein
![](http://i.imgur.com/fnQXfqo.png)
This is the English teacher who found nothing wrong with "The sun never shined so pretty."
Sneezes
![](http://i.imgur.com/z76OLmN.png)
Sure.
WiFi
![](http://i.imgur.com/37LFB9G.png)
She announced it proudly as she walked into the room.
Cat Forum
![](http://i.imgur.com/9SQwv2r.png)
I didn't tell him he's been in the comics almost since the beginning.
Chapter Nineteen
![](http://imgur.com/gVwEZA6.png)
The book was Inkheart.
Fire Extinguisher
![](http://imgur.com/XfSGlVK.png)
Adderface can never seem to remember the word "extinguisher."
Language Arts
![](http://i.imgur.com/G1cno8h.png)
700!
COMICS 701-800
Picture
![](http://i.imgur.com/dsTYoBx.png)
Well, Adderface, you're first on page 8...
Faucet
![](http://imgur.com/4id2K1g.png)
Last year Agateclaw decided to assign people random adjectives and nouns. Other than Pebblefall (the courageous faucet) and myself (the ostentatious brick), the only things I remember are that Agateclaw was a cardboard box…was she a mesmerized cardboard box? No, that doesn’t sound right…and that someone was a tree stump; I don’t remember his adjective either.
Flopped
![](http://imgur.com/E47kt8U.png)
Adderface and I have made a Failed Sayings list that we update whenever she messes something up. It’s longer than it should be.
Hansel And Gretel
![](http://i.imgur.com/s5VcNLe.png)
I’m too tired to think of anything to say about this one.
Hansel And Gretel, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/igTjjXz.png)
He took it literally when she said, “No, no kids on fire yet.”
Pain
![](http://imgur.com/8XK283e.png)
Maybe because I was also the one who fell down?
Pocahontas
![](http://imgur.com/hClnbT5.png)
In her defense, Pocahontas had been the answer to a question about five minutes before, and she was just walking back into the room, so she hardly heard any of the question at all. So she wasn’t legitimately trying to answer a question, just saying an answer for the sake of saying an answer.
Right Triangle
![](http://imgur.com/6pIWRLa.png)
CxAxT is the (isosceles) Right Triangle of Love. CobrajawxAdderbitexThunderpelt.
Friendish One
![](http://i.imgur.com/5YZ949e.png)
Well, all right then.
My Math
![](http://i.imgur.com/Iwcjipr.png)
Apparently her English wasn’t either.
No Choice
![](http://i.imgur.com/omrFlaA.png)
She ended up giving me a kitten valentine when she found out about my comics.
Box Of Rocks
![](http://i.imgur.com/a89WBv1.png)
Well...it's things like this that are the problem.
Cliffhangers
![](http://i.imgur.com/TjwsRRF.png)
She was talking about Sherlock.
Holes
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ce3OhYH.png)
Poor Killdeerfrost.
Legendary
![](http://i.imgur.com/nhW7djE.png)
Brackenclaw enjoys unsought commentary.
Which Team
![](http://i.imgur.com/KrzFmVi.png)
This happened before the first movie was out. For the record: the teacher didn't know what she was talking about, Meadowblaze and several other people were Team Gale, most of the girls were Team Peeta, Brackenclaw and a few of his friends were Team Haymitch ("because he's awesome"), Juniperpelt was Team Jacob ("You guys are all just fair-weather fans!"), and Crowspots was Team Glimmer ("You don't know who Glimmer is? She's that hot girl from District One!").
Babies
![](http://i.imgur.com/kbqaTIH.png)
Apparently Wednesday Shirt is a homework robot because he does his homework during math.
A Sun
![](http://i.imgur.com/4hf999I.png)
Sounds painful.
Mint
![](http://imgur.com/RlB74km.png)
This is the beginning of a series.
Mint, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/xTrMmF7.png)
By the way, this was before we really knew any of them (we'd met them all, but Adderface didn't know any of their names...I knew Deerblaze already but that's not important).
Mint, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/hm4P9Gz.png)
It was actually the backup mint he ate; the first one was never eaten.
Mint, Part Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/3SuWZtg.png)
Wednesday Shirt didn't even notice the mint because it got stuck between him and his backpack.
Control V
![](http://i.imgur.com/gQaggNu.png)
Mint isn't over (it goes to part 8) but parts 5 and 6 are really long so have this.
What Is This
![](http://imgur.com/Tw6IoCY.png)
Also this.
Mint, Part Five
![](http://i.imgur.com/aP1kqUa.png)
Sorry this took so long...I'd have posted the others sooner but I wanted to get back to Mint first.
I Don't Know These People #11
![](http://i.imgur.com/O3YnGbx.png)
I know these people by sight (they're part of Wednesday Shirt's posse, and the rusty one is the leader) but not by name.
I Don't Know These People #12
![](http://i.imgur.com/vAmxJY2.png)
To the left.
I Don't Know These People #13
![](http://i.imgur.com/ib7I28d.png)
The fish in question is the replacement for one that died.
I Don't Know These People #14
![](http://i.imgur.com/XELKNok.png)
I was too short to see who answered, but that was a lot of enthusiasm.
I Don't Know These People #15
![](http://i.imgur.com/CxoCfBn.png)
"I'm here...anywhere!"
Colorful
![](http://i.imgur.com/IjkRSUA.png)
Before anyone suggests synesthesia, he immediately corrected himself: "Your shirt is bright!"
Monstrosity
![](http://i.imgur.com/6RpVJqp.png)
Look at the 22.
Mint, Part Six
![](http://imgur.com/WExPy5F.png)
Sorry this took so long.
Mint, Part Seven
![](http://imgur.com/uHaQYZK.png)
But I dropped the cookie...
Mint, Part Eight
![](http://i.imgur.com/MIY7u0l.png)
The thrilling conclusion!
Taking Pictures
![](http://i.imgur.com/Jio2mZe.png)
Well, I wonder who they could have been of, then. Yes, he definitely heard.
So Close
![](http://i.imgur.com/t0rcdxP.png)
She was playing a game on his phone and said "SO CLOSE!" in frustration. On another subject, I recently caved in and bought Pokémon Diamond.
Freezer
![](http://i.imgur.com/9wdT29B.png)
Sorry about how light Icewhisker’s words are…
Pasta
![](http://i.imgur.com/uZVPUUI.png)
We call him Gigi even though that's not his name. Ginger Guy = G. G. = Gigi. Isolated punchlines are fun.
Bro
![](http://i.imgur.com/5LHFrxI.png)
His face was too perfect not to turn into a comic. I do realize I just described his face as perfect...that was not the intent.
I Don't Know These People #16
![](http://i.imgur.com/lfX9xW1.png)
I guess his ring had a tree on it or something.
I Don't Know These People #17
![](http://i.imgur.com/UyhhtPY.png)
Nacho! Looks like IDKTP comics are a real thing now.
I Don't Know These People #18
![](http://i.imgur.com/P32ToDJ.png)
I have no idea what his conversation was about or who he was talking to, but apparently ostriches were part of it.
I Don't Know These People #19
![](http://i.imgur.com/pBpBYD4.png)
Okay, so, I may or may not actually know that the second cat is Hotel Pillow (we call him that because we hate him). But I don't know who the first person was, and I don't feel like making an official Hotel Pillow cat, so here it is.
I Don't Know These People #20
![](http://i.imgur.com/8BvxqqV.png)
Apparently she was yelling at Jayflight for putting two exclamation points. This was after I convinced him that an ellipsis was three periods rather than two or four.
Masterpiece
![](http://i.imgur.com/gvdfjg5.png)
He is neither a masterpiece nor a master.
Kill
![](http://i.imgur.com/KEEDJcg.png)
Sure. Also, we might have found Blond Hollister Guy's name, but we're not sure.
The Math
![](http://i.imgur.com/VvGyP5g.png)
I just don't know why Adderface is so afraid of him.
Tattled
![](http://imgur.com/55DZ0Zd.png)
I don't think this was directly about "DO THE MATH," but it was over something silly like that. Also, I take back every time I have ever said anything along the lines of "poor Killdeerfrost." He is horrible and I hate him.
Air Guitar
![](http://imgur.com/H8bpL0g.png)
Sorry I'm being so slow to update.
Divergent
![](http://i.imgur.com/C8MLHMH.png)
I promise I haven't quit, guys! I went on vacation (not that I've been exactly active in the first place) and my mom has been switching the computer mice (the one that "belongs" with the other computer--with no drawings or Pixelmator--is horrible so she keeps taking the good mouse to play games). And I'm not very motivated. Kind of lazy, really. Maybe more than kind of. But the comics aren't dead. Also I've been playing Pokémon...lots of Pokémon. So far I have eight shinies.
Rhyme
![](http://i.imgur.com/H27Ocb5.png)
Oh, look, an update! And two more things: I've caught forty-eight shinies, and...the Killdeerfrost situation is REALLY WEIRD.
New Shirt
![](http://i.imgur.com/ipOYHMQ.png)
This happened in April...I can't believe I've spent sixty dollars on Wednesday shirts. The shinies are up to 56 and I've stopped hunting for them for now.
Month
![](http://i.imgur.com/Tr4DcRq.png)
Meaning that Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost would be older than us in terms of number age for about half a year. Also from a while ago.
Man
![](http://imgur.com/BrmrjQB.png)
Jaggedtuft's voice is low enough already, but it gets even lower when he sings.
Call
![](http://i.imgur.com/QoF5kCz.png)
"Why did you get my number off that piece of paper?" "So I could text Hollyfrost" "What?"
Breathe
![](http://i.imgur.com/Lnucw9B.png)
I've been Masudaing Fletchlings for longer than it took me to beat the Y Pokémon League...maybe I should just give up.
Bleach
![](http://i.imgur.com/Y6g5NBK.png)
He probably meant we would like the taste of bleach.
January
![](http://i.imgur.com/0S0tENh.png)
I assume she meant February...but even then...!
Flappy Bird
![](http://i.imgur.com/RWLwjbf.png)
She wouldn't let me call it anything except Flaps.
Flappy Bird, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/kyHqKLl.png)
If he knew half the things we say...
Numbers
![](http://i.imgur.com/uTZ6nFU.png)
That's definitely a number.
Horror
![](http://imgur.com/PzYyENN.png)
For anyone who is...similarly concerned, I have seen A New Hope. But the picture he showed us was Han Solo frozen in stuff.
Records
![](http://imgur.com/t6gGQqe.png)
"amateur." - k slice
Dead Fish
![](http://i.imgur.com/ut0NEJG.png)
Dead fish. Accurate. Now someone get Rocky in here.
Backyard Guest
![](http://imgur.com/PuieicP.png)
It's not as if she wasn't invited--she just didn't tell us when she was here and decided to entertain herself in the yard instead of coming inside.
Waxy
![](http://i.imgur.com/x7yyvwa.png)
Might as well be a Vintage Comic. Fifth grade?
Amoebas
![](http://imgur.com/bVOaCB2.png)
I knew it was a trick, but I still wasn't expecting...that.
An H
![](http://imgur.com/7wvlWdG.png)
I'm no longer any form of rhubarb.
Bathroom
![](http://i.imgur.com/0JMYICz.png)
It was the middle of the night.
Cacti
![](http://imgur.com/93Ymhyw.png)
I'm already the German Yoda because according to my German class I know everything.
Catchall Term
![](http://i.imgur.com/xfIcjgz.png)
Even she doesn't know why her suggestion was Flapjack, but it stuck within our friend group.
David
![](http://i.imgur.com/n0k8lYW.png)
This happened years ago.
Die
![](http://i.imgur.com/tDvGzz0.png)
The "I'm sorry, do you want something?" was directed at Beetlespring for laughing at the conversation.
Friday
![](http://i.imgur.com/55d0n3e.png)
His line was supposed to be, "It's Friday; you know what that means!"
Geodude
![](http://imgur.com/KuREW2z.png)
For those who don't know, Geodude is a very common Pokémon that is literally a rock with a face and hands. I think Geodude is kind of funny, but I also think hating it is funny.
Gotham
![](http://imgur.com/ckEgWcS.png)
This happened the same night as Bathroom.
Haunted
![](http://imgur.com/C0sKgQt.png)
I wish the backpack had belonged to one of them.
Heimlich Maneuver
![](http://i.imgur.com/8csxJhh.png)
Completely unnecessary in that situation.
Hitchhiker
![](http://i.imgur.com/HHb5dJq.png)
She can bend all of her fingers back much farther than normal.
Snowing Seeds
![](http://i.imgur.com/xozQMjR.png)
Not happy with how the seeds turned out, but...close enough.
Asia
![](http://imgur.com/8PhOMsp.png)
And out of my hair. That said, I do miss the friendship sometimes. Sometimes.
Sing
![](http://imgur.com/l94I4Gq.png)
I just love finding old sketches. When they have words, that is. Old sketches with the words missing are just sad.
Ants
![](http://imgur.com/0aTxVUl.png)
Maybe this isn't that funny as a comic. But knowing Coldwhisker and seeing him make that expression was pretty good.
Bird
![](http://imgur.com/uEFdhEd.png)
Apparently it's a thing from The Notebook, and I was supposed to refuse to call her a bird and then say that if she was a bird I was a bird too.
Pokémon Names
![](http://i.imgur.com/Kbr9GCm.png)
For anyone not well versed in Pokémon: Wingull is a very common Pokémon that looks like a seagull and is found all over the place. A shiny is a very rare, randomly occurring palette swap (1/8192 Pokémon are shiny in the game he was playing). So he found a rare version of a common Pokémon and named it...Greenie.
Bagel
![](http://i.imgur.com/1voUV9a.png)
I suppose it's only fitting, really.
Cold
![](http://i.imgur.com/dVQISIk.png)
This was a long time ago.
Collaboration
![](http://i.imgur.com/anoZXbu.png)
By carrying chairs around.
I Don't Know These People #21
![](http://i.imgur.com/p1Gh4g2.png)
This was about three and a half years ago and I found it written down in a notebook as a potential comic; I can only assume that I thought at the time I would remember who said it.
I Don't Know These People #22
![](http://i.imgur.com/0DB2Sar.png)
Fifth grade reading. He met his marker. The story in question was one of those cheesy things about "the box that I wanted to save for my time of greatest need...and it turned out to be empty; it was a box of hope!"
I Don't Know These People #23
![](http://i.imgur.com/exG84Ip.png)
"Half-chewed pencil" is one of my favorite insults.
I Don't Know These People #24
![](http://i.imgur.com/zpIGbbM.png)
Overheard in the school hallway.
I Don't Know These People #25
![](http://i.imgur.com/bOnSu3A.png)
Overheard in the same hallway as #24.
My Favorite Person
![](http://i.imgur.com/SLUavCf.png)
Ha.
Normal
![](http://i.imgur.com/NNbqnHt.png)
Or just Nutmegmask.
Pokémon Masters
![](http://imgur.com/jwMZaYV.png)
These probably aren't that funny for people who aren't into Pokémon...sorry.
Potty
![](http://i.imgur.com/OmlQJEY.png)
That's our dad.
Two Hours
![](http://i.imgur.com/9nKPZYI.png)
His cat has pretty much been a school meme for years.
What I'm Saying
![](http://i.imgur.com/7FlPpBz.png)
Well, I don't know what she's saying. And that's 800 comics!
COMICS 801-900
Bitter
![](http://imgur.com/ALgGYYd.png)
Nighttail: Why are you laughing!?
Explosives
![](http://imgur.com/DMJDBtj.png)
Well, we established a while ago that dolphins' heads do explode, right?
Siri
![](http://imgur.com/tiE2oPW.png)
I'm...not sure what happened.
Vote
![](http://i.imgur.com/daw8PGC.png)
This is another old sketch.
Your Math
![](http://imgur.com/sI9tsKQ.png)
DO THE MATH!
Neutron Stars
![](http://i.imgur.com/pPZVhfU.png)
Obviously.
I Don't Know These People #26
![](http://i.imgur.com/GKix002.png)
I had Adderbite give me a number between 1 and 97 and she landed in this set, so...here it is. This actually happened the same day as Neutron Stars.
I Don't Know These People #27
![](http://i.imgur.com/p4GP6Mx.png)
I mean, he had to have said "loser," but...HE SAID "LIZARD." I swear it was lizard. There's no way he said anything other than lizard, no matter how much more sense "loser" would have made.
I Don't Know These People #28
![](http://i.imgur.com/WwVwvSc.png)
And it turns out it's only a Featureless White Void because the lights were on the whole time. Who knew? But I had to make it dark for the comic to work.
I Don't Know These People #29
![](http://i.imgur.com/kKzsf8J.png)
OMG WAFFLEZ! And lemons, apparently.
I Don't Know These People #30
![](http://i.imgur.com/CrlWb9W.png)
I don't know what the food in question was.
Bricks
![](http://i.imgur.com/aJfeSvF.png)
To be fair, they were big bricks.
Dead Bush
![](http://i.imgur.com/E6BYe25.png)
Poor bush.
Displacement
![](http://i.imgur.com/ojvk2C4.png)
Something like that.
Important Messages
![](http://imgur.com/Fm6m87f.png)
Nice priorities, Thunderpelt.
Spreading
![](http://i.imgur.com/J2ckbqs.png)
How reassuring.
Communicator
![](http://imgur.com/A9QkAzX.png)
A Star Trek thing my mom got out of a cereal box a long time ago.
Gunk
![](http://imgur.com/CosKPcs.png)
That would be even worse.
Nomination
![](http://i.imgur.com/8XE7X2X.png)
More enthusiastic than Ashtail showing enthusiasm, anyway.
Struck By Lightning
![](http://i.imgur.com/KELon5n.png)
This was considered a correct answer.
Too Small
![](http://i.imgur.com/s7VkgkD.png)
But no one did.
Introductions
![](http://imgur.com/shpML5e.png)
This was part of introducing ourselves to the class on the first day of school.
Peacock
![](http://imgur.com/fyjHnfg.png)
And, actually, so can I.
Pop Tarts
![](http://i.imgur.com/jNhXiQW.png)
Wow, it's been so long.
Program
![](http://i.imgur.com/bHthMHe.png)
We were watching a school play, and he was the usher (the seating help guy).
Tent
![](http://i.imgur.com/dQVWxvU.png)
Good question.
Actors
![](http://i.imgur.com/lqHcQzF.png)
He's...grody. But there were some funny moments; I'll give him that.
Cardboard
![](http://i.imgur.com/WFKZDJS.png)
YOU IMPLIED!
Delivery
![](http://i.imgur.com/hV4iqpx.png)
I've never had DiGiorno, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Grades
![](http://i.imgur.com/nkHFe24.png)
I just want to know where an I would fit in the grading system...?
Inches
![](http://i.imgur.com/C7rqNvS.png)
I've been updating these every few inches for the past couple of feet.
Jerkin
![](http://i.imgur.com/2AoV67s.png)
A jerkin is a jacket. A gherkin is a pickle.
Mule
![](http://i.imgur.com/nqjwcdr.png)
Yeah, she needed the shadows. Pale yellow; what was I thinking?
Novel
![](http://imgur.com/pv8dnmr.png)
I kind of sketched the thing with the hand heart shape before remembering that his fur is hard to tell apart from the outlines. Oops.
Anime
![](http://i.imgur.com/og8Ak4W.png)
Speaking as Emberheart's enemy and as someone who never wants to see her again, she was right. He said he would accept misspellings as long as the intended meaning was clear. It's not like it was English class.
Blood
![](http://i.imgur.com/H1yOtFd.png)
???
Desk Beans
![](http://i.imgur.com/xCpDv7Q.png)
All year she called them kidneys.
Frosted Glass
![](http://i.imgur.com/ryMvFBA.png)
Because glass tastes great!
Hilarious
![](http://imgur.com/FCl535U.png)
Unrelated: my cat is a loaf.
Jerk
![](http://i.imgur.com/wysxxEM.png)
Not that Killdeerfrost isn't.
Snarky
![](http://i.imgur.com/e9uHPTs.png)
I hope he quits the class this year.
Bootsy
![](http://i.imgur.com/thyIdyD.png)
Bootsy is a cat.
Susie
![](http://imgur.com/gcnRAVO.png)
Correction: Jaggedtuft!
Awkward
![](http://i.imgur.com/BjM7Gt3.png)
Everyone knows.
Bird Calls
![](http://i.imgur.com/5EDQnaK.png)
That was our first and so far only interaction with him.
Double Spacing
![](http://i.imgur.com/rqvWFc0.png)
With both parsley and oregano!
Haircuts
![](http://imgur.com/wo5ZIIx.png)
He had grown his hair out for a play, and I got mine cut short.
Hand Sanitizer
![](http://i.imgur.com/H4Oftyr.png)
The cicadas are here!
Lamp
![](http://i.imgur.com/qmMIQyE.png)
I don't know the context. At all.
Skills
![](http://i.imgur.com/KdSE63S.png)
That's...wonderful.
Bob
![](http://i.imgur.com/r7rl1aZ.png)
Goldfisch is a brand of seeds. This sketch was over three years old: lower down on this page of comments I mentioned losing my sketch of Goldfisch, and I ended up changing the title.
Dawn
![](http://imgur.com/UDemido.png)
So funny. Also, sometimes the colors will look funny, but…it looks like I made his words reddish? If I did, it was an accident.
Gingerbread Man
![](http://i.imgur.com/YJMoU1l.png)
The gingerbread man is no longer.
House Pride
![](http://i.imgur.com/6DZOIem.png)
She used to wear so many bracelets.
Lemon
![](http://i.imgur.com/dcuon0b.png)
Poison!
Sham-Wow
![](http://i.imgur.com/5SOB0QI.png)
...No? I think she was yelling at Beetlespring.
Stacey
![](http://imgur.com/71ruMJP.png)
Makes perfect sense, right?
Train Ride
![](http://i.imgur.com/Exk4b4A.png)
Well, I am now.
Waking Up
![](http://imgur.com/k5UuaMD.png)
Wow, thanks.
World
![](http://i.imgur.com/QQJ94gZ.png)
I think I'm getting carpal tunnel from all these comics...
Deli Kiosk
![](http://i.imgur.com/J3glKuR.png)
The cheese didn't come, but as far as we know the order was legitimately sent.
Honey
![](http://i.imgur.com/SlEVDTk.png)
Yeah, dry water probably wouldn't help.
I Don't Know These People #31
![](http://i.imgur.com/DvhAKSk.png)
They weren't even playing video games...
I Don't Know These People #32
![](http://i.imgur.com/eqnhNIo.png)
Yay! So exciting!
I Don't Know These People #33
![](http://i.imgur.com/gbCv0SE.png)
I don't think she ever explained what they said.
I Don't Know These People #34
![](http://i.imgur.com/b0PG6XZ.png)
Year included. Standardized testing. In pen.
I Don't Know These People #35
![](http://i.imgur.com/dFIMJ14.png)
I'm not sure.
Locked School Door
![](http://imgur.com/vEri6lG.png)
It was after school; he could have gotten in if it had been before. This happened years ago.
Good Morning
![](http://i.imgur.com/abYpip4.png)
"More than twelve hours." I mean, I get it, but...still.
Slide
![](http://i.imgur.com/iTKa96w.png)
My cat won't stop yelling at me. I have no idea what he wants.
Even Worse
![](http://i.imgur.com/ASZetSa.png)
How many different ways of writing a 2 can there be?
Flip
![](http://i.imgur.com/6AyqGVL.png)
Wow, so helpful.
Hats
![](http://i.imgur.com/a8MiCG7.png)
It's the new trend.
Raccoon
![](http://i.imgur.com/Z8Q3ouf.png)
Smart, I guess.
Recount
![](http://i.imgur.com/huJXDWH.png)
There was no hint in the sketch of which year (and therefore which teacher) this was with, so I guessed.
Scriptwriting
![](http://i.imgur.com/3OvvUYk.png)
Sorry for including the headphones. I knew they'd be bad, but I didn't expect them to be so bad that they could be genuinely mistaken for mushrooms while around someone's neck in a depiction of something that really happened in school. So, yeah, sorry, Ashtail.
Shift
![](http://i.imgur.com/hNMotqY.png)
This happened over three years ago.
Terracotta
![](http://i.imgur.com/E5APYwV.png)
Again he immediately insisted his joke was bad and no one should laugh.
The 1800s
![](http://i.imgur.com/yAfe1U2.png)
At least this wasn't history class.
The Learning Experience
![](http://i.imgur.com/W1AJDpZ.png)
She meant to drill it into our minds, but I think braining it into our heads is pretty accurate.
Cyclops
![](http://imgur.com/X6gWQJ3.png)
Another Vintage Quote!
Flapjacks
![](http://i.imgur.com/FezAZwv.png)
I guess Flipjack works too...
Gems
![](http://imgur.com/GU7GVJD.png)
The imagination of a five-year-old. Also, I just want to point out, this was before Steven Universe, with Yellow Diamond and Rose Quartz and everything…
May Fourth
![](http://imgur.com/XG0lpEu.png)
Can we just pretend this is relevant in July?
Paper Shredder
![](http://i.imgur.com/XynW83d.png)
Ah, yes, paper shredders are so difficult to use.
Revolutions
![](http://i.imgur.com/gCm4Kgd.png)
Sure, let's go with that.
Same Last Name
![](http://imgur.com/0tYnaO7.png)
Loonfeather: I MEAN--SHE'S NOT MY SISTER!
His Life
![](http://i.imgur.com/s7oK7Tj.png)
Morbid as always, Rockfang.
Spoons
![](http://i.imgur.com/aXh6KDs.png)
We call the middle guy Detailed Face Guy because his face is SO DETAILED.
Squeak
![](http://imgur.com/8CfQFae.png)
Adderbite's rendition of this comic is one of the best things I've ever seen. Also, Leafstream has named the dolphin Shark Fitzherbert.
Origami Frogs
![](http://i.imgur.com/FVtvAtZ.png)
That was a good day.
Paper Towel Dispenser
![](http://imgur.com/K1pe4lc.png)
In some ways he's right.
Shiny Wingulls
![](http://imgur.com/M2NFE7F.png)
I've caught 15 more since then. Yes, they are all named Greenie. I love the Greenies. And I still have BUTTS.
Solid
![](http://i.imgur.com/zZ4tZuu.png)
Basilstripe replied with "salad" almost every time.
Solid, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/e3xdDaa.png)
I was thinking triple point. (Alternatively: OOOH! NERD BURN!)
Spoon Thief
![](http://imgur.com/0htbG96.png)
But I thought, like, everybody got a spoon.
First Grade
![](http://imgur.com/CLX5EY2.png)
We had the same babysitter, and she babysat us at her house. She had a Dalmatian. (I initially put something about being invincible as my dialogue in the third panel, but then I remembered the day Springwhisker taught me the word, which I think was in second grade.)
Gluestick
![](http://imgur.com/vU4yk35.png)
How touching...?
Hungry
![](http://imgur.com/faepwwX.png)
Okay, some aspects of this conversation were handled pretty badly (by me). But it was still 100.
Louise
![](http://imgur.com/aoYJZd3.png)
900 comics--and the 6th 150! Wow, that's a lot of 150s!
COMICS 901-1000
Goldfish Crackers
![](http://i.imgur.com/g7iJVXc.png)
Amberfang wanted me to go out with Duskwhisker for years because "he used to be short and quiet."
Music Stand
![](http://imgur.com/Utikr52.png)
A combination of teasing and attacking, I think.
Ladders
![](http://i.imgur.com/UmsffJr.png)
She was playing phone Minecraft.
Objective
![](http://i.imgur.com/WurpLUO.png)
I don't know what to say about this one (I had no context; I heard it from another room), so instead trivia: Duskwhisker's design is related to the fact that years ago he said his code name was Rockhopper because he liked rockhopper penguins. So yeah, he's a black cat with a white chest and what look like large flashy eyebrows. (so far he is in only Goldfish Crackers; the cat in this comic is my dad)
Foot
![](http://i.imgur.com/lS4nEbO.png)
The word in question had "pod" in it.
Turn
![](http://i.imgur.com/UB2FzHh.png)
Wonderful grammar.
Which Twin
![](http://imgur.com/B6bXqZF.png)
Just in case it's not clear (my original idea didn't work out because their cat names are too long), we said our things at the exact same time in panel five.
Keyboard
![](http://imgur.com/d68yfLT.png)
She's definitely a keyboard. I mean…let’s face it…we’re both keyboards. Brindlefoot is the most keyboard of all.
The Meaning Of Life
![](http://imgur.com/YxJYccb.png)
That was very helpful, Ashtail.
The Sound Of Music
![](http://i.imgur.com/VQZVVhn.png)
It's an important distinction to make.
I Don't Know These People #36
![](http://i.imgur.com/6JdMJNq.png)
This was in class, but I don't know the name of the girl who said it.
I Don't Know These People #37
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I have no clue.
I Don't Know These People #38
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I heard this in the hallway. It was said in the typical tone of friends chatting in the school hallway. I don't know what situation would ever require this to be said, but apparently it did.
I Don't Know These People #39
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He sounded almost frustrated.
I Don't Know These People #40
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I don't actually understand kids.
Apples
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The return of fairy tale apples!
Apples, Part Two
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This includes people who actually farm apples and people who happen to own apples.
Desks Attached
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Dust.
Geese
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Said in the middle of the night.
Opening Doors
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"Well, do you?"
Show And Tell
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I don't know why.
Privacy
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Maybe this doesn't make a great comic, but it's hard not to laugh at someone with a blue mustache that says "Privacy."
The Polar Express, Part Two
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Remember? From the first page? Over three years ago?
Key
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Similarly this one day we could all hear what sounded like humming and after about five minutes Hotel Pillow finally asked if he was the only one who could hear it and, yes, it was Jackalclaw. Also, Jackalclaw has one of those digital sticky notes on his laptop; it says STICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE in very large letters.
Launching
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Not current! I don't have any classes with Partridgepelt. This happened two school years ago and I just found the sketch in my accordion folder the other day.
Chess
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How helpful.
Math Facts, Part Four
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I was tempted to call it part x but that would look like a Roman numeral and be really out of place.
Cooler
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He was just sitting there in the cooler hitting the button for everyone who entered the school. I bet he thought he was the coolest.
Blue Phone
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As if he had any right to talk. This is a relatively old sketch.
Frameshift Mutation
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This happened last year and was the teacher's way of teaching the differences in the types of DNA mutations. Also, has anyone noticed his ears are sometimes gray? That's an accident when it happens, but I don't care enough about this teacher to go back and fix it.
Stat Wizard
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SOS MY CATS ARE FLOUNDERS
The Best Lunch
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According to Adderbite she talks about her lunch every day, but she's never done it during math before. She showed Creekwhisker all of the pieces and the ingredients for her sandwich; he went along with it.
Apples, Part Three
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Collection time.
Large Pizza
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I hate the word topping.
Money
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Sleep On It
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Close enough. Not really. But kind of.
Award
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It's all he ever wanted in life. Along with, according to the visual, being a flounder--which, knowing him, is probably also true.
Desks Attached, Part Two
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Lynxtuft falling out of the desk was one of the hardest things to draw in the entire comic. I'd say Lynxtuft spitting out her water (Ice 2) was the hardest. So Lynxtuft, despite her simple design, has caused more trouble per appearance than any other cat except maaaaybe Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost.
Massachusetts Bay
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It's a funny line even if you don't know all the specifics of the history and stuff (I don't know if explaining would be allowed). But if you do get why he said this...this was AP US history. Yeah.
Sleeping
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Branchfoot then argued with Crowspots about whether the latter had ever taken a nap (Branchfoot said everyone naps; Crowspots said he never had).
Anything Nice
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Coalpelt thinks Slick is cute. (Slick=Locustfang)
Signs
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The signs in question were flyers with creepy anthropomorphic books. Like Angie!
Do You Feel
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Honestly probably more accurate than he meant it to be.
Legible Two
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At least it wasn't multiple twos, because in this comic we all know how that would have gone. But the two was much larger than the rest of the words/numbers in the problem.
One With
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Once Jetwhisker (along with Brackenclaw and Owlclaw) filled a plastic Godzilla with Cocoa Puffs, then took out and ate the Cocoa Puffs at a competition with another school. The Godzilla in question could be filled and emptied...by removing the tail.
Three Words
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And I just noticed while uploading this that if I had been paying attention to numbers instead of grabbing random comics out of the stash to complete I would have seen that the last three I made had two, one, and three in the title respectively.
Banana
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...As opposed to figurative soup.
Noodle
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Happened a while ago. Calciteclaw and Newtfang ended up shooting out several noodles. We were making noodles out of vegetables. Aloefang and I made spinach noodles, but they didn’t turn out very well. Calciteclaw and Newtfang were making…beet noodles, I think?
Noodle, Part Two
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She didn't manage to shoot any of them out, although she did get one to land on the floor instead of the plate. Fun fact: in panel one, Aloefang’s hands are in that position because in the sketch she was holding a very large syringe. That was accurate to how we made the noodles—we pushed them out of huge syringes with the tips cut off—but I thought it might make the wcf mods mad to include it.
Whiteboard Eraser
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It was a diagram for one of those related rates shadow/lamppost problems.
Fourth Grade
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I didn't expect it to upset him. The first time, that is. Our last names are next to each other in alphabetical order, and back then we were numbered (alphabetically) and had to sit that way in “Specials” (gym, art, music, etc.), but #18 moved away, so during music I would scoot over as far as I could without the teacher noticing.
Outlier
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I think Jackalclaw himself was the outlier he was referring to in the first panel.
Rita
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I love the word "pylon," which is (sometimes) another name for a traffic cone.
Salmon
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Reminds me of FISH FARM!
Anything You Want
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Well, I, for one, would not make a good lizard.
Nicolas Cage
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Not much to say about this one.
Octopus
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Exciting!
Lime Green Sharpie
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We were watching a math video; the person who made the video used at least six different color Sharpies.
Outvoted
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It's about 10:30 at night right now, and I can hear one of those Mysterious Distant Concerts (I don't want the mystery to be ruined I mean I know the street it has to be but I want to pretend I don't know and they can be Mysterious Distant Concerts from the Woods) and a really loud owl.
Scatterbrained
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Some guy came into the classroom and said, "I need Mothcloud now. And bring your car keys!" Which means not only did she leave her car running, but she did so while remembering to take her keys out of it.
Vegetarian
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teacher: I don't know if that counts as vegetarianism...
Fourth Finger
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Better without context.
Archimedes
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This happened a few years ago, so I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain that the reason was that Jaggedtuft told a story about how he (Jaggedtuft) had once gotten out of the bathtub and run around his house screaming "Eureka! Eureka!" just because.
Blush
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I'm a master at making her blush. This was also years ago.
Seventeen Thirtieths
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I eat seventeen thirtieths of a granola bar for breakfast every day.
Calculator Cover
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Poor calculator cover.
Ecstatic
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We didn't look as ecstatic as the teacher wanted us to.
Five Steps
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But I thought feet was a measure of time (according to Calicopelt)?
Shrek
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Albweet Emigsteni!
High Notes
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Scary.
In Love With
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This happened a couple of years ago.
In Love With, Part Two
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It was actually said in German, but still.
Monday
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Yes.
Bass Player
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Marshfire: So apparently I'm a caveman now too.
Memes
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I KNEW Crowspots loved memes! I assumed he was a meme fan in general after his "one does not simply" phase, but here's the proof, I guess.
Memes, Part Two
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Adderbite and I could take that class.
Omelettes
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Believe it or not, I designed and named Eggpatch before this conversation happened.
Skin Wearers
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This was back when Adderbite and I wore the Wednesday shirt; the posse called us the skin wearers because apparently the Wednesday shirt was Wednesday Shirt's skin.
Peter
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She added "hello this is Peter the Skeleton Hand" to Lilypetal's notes using the hand of a fake skeleton named Peter.
Peeled
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This was probably extra relevant to him because of the whole skin wearer thing.
On Fire
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I don't remember the context.
Eight Hundred
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Wow, eight hundred whole letters! By the way, Locustfang(/Slick) is canonically a Cornish rex (curly furred cat) now.
Eight Hundred, Part Two
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I mean...I agree with him, but digging out the technicalities like this is still obnoxious.
Just Do It
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Fun fact: Adderbite's more-complex-than-usual tabby design was made because when sketching I assumed the first comic she was in would be the only comic she was ever in, and therefore it was safe to give her a more difficult design. But then we became best friends and...yeah.
Scatterbrained, Part Two
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She rummaged through her bag for a few seconds and decided everything would be fine.
Coconut
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She then went right back to singing.
Happy Birthday
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Happy birthday, Maroongale!
Batman
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He spent the whole day going up to people and doing his Batman impression because Agateclaw wore a Batman t-shirt. Old event!
Chicken Men
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teacher: They sure look like chicken men to me.
Good
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Or something.
Nuggets
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Apparently Nighttail was very pumped for nugget and sauce day too.
Screen
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Or if you're Mothcloud--her screen is partially destroyed.
Cheetos
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Heatherpelt is weird.
Chicken Men, Part Two
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teacher: They're chicken men!
Leeches
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He didn't even make the pun intentionally.
Piggyback Bird
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Remember, Darkclaw is also a pixie.
Pink Calculator
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It may actually have been a different calculator emulator than the one he had been using, but still.
Shot Down In Flames
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The song Shot Down in Flames is one of our inside memes because it's Killdeerfrost's favorite song.
Water Striders
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She said this after Birchthroat suggested that she put down the bucket of water and water striders.
Foreign Exchange
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It was a yes-or-no question.