Post by tiger beetle on Aug 31, 2016 19:22:24 GMT -5
Part Four: 102% Besties
COMICS 1501-1600
All Week
![](http://imgur.com/mqXlnGR.png)
He grunted and rolled his eyes.
Any Scale
![](http://i.imgur.com/M10Sj7V.png)
Yeah.
Clue
![](http://i.imgur.com/peccE1v.png)
We played twice in teams. Jewelfang is really good at Clue, so our group won both times.
Coconut
![](http://i.imgur.com/H7EOr8Y.png)
No, I don't know what that means. Maybe the person she was talking to had hair that made their head look like a coconut?
Communicate
![](http://i.imgur.com/D7TKA2M.png)
Nor is it 1983.
Favorite Fairy Tale
![](http://i.imgur.com/VI7lSZk.png)
I'm willing to bet it features lots of apples.
Good Leader
![](http://i.imgur.com/aCdeKji.png)
That's promising.
Too Much Hand Sanitizer
![](http://i.imgur.com/4Pbt4kd.png)
Marblenose then put more hand sanitizer on Nogalfur.
Hot Dogs
![](http://i.imgur.com/1O0tHCA.png)
We overheard a tour guide at a college saying this.
Missing
![](http://i.imgur.com/RdD4jLx.png)
How scary.
Mondays
![](http://imgur.com/G8Auhf7.png)
She sounded confused.
On Friday
![](http://i.imgur.com/Xx4ORGP.png)
I don't remember what we did.
Same Outfit
![](http://i.imgur.com/eJGjYZS.png)
He wore all orange…to prom.
Second Period
![](http://i.imgur.com/R3MzsEh.png)
We're his first period class.
Silly Bands
![](http://i.imgur.com/K2OE9sZ.png)
I don't know if this means that he had silly bands left over from middle school or that he had an extra unopened pack that he opened for that day.
Slice, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/W9gDTys.png)
I got it cut really short.
Smidge
![](http://i.imgur.com/agJMYeP.png)
This was part of a video he made years ago about how icy it was. I…could believe him making exactly that video (if it were icy) this year. He…hasn't changed.
Stingy
![](http://i.imgur.com/dfGD38H.png)
He doesn't want her to get earrings.
String
![](http://i.imgur.com/zgm5iUQ.png)
I'm sure it is.
Strong
![](http://i.imgur.com/Z86fqis.png)
Nightingaleswoop is a discus thrower. Jayflight is…Jayflight.
Sunglasses
![](http://i.imgur.com/lW8YHJb.png)
Poor Macawstep.
The Love Of His Life
![](http://i.imgur.com/tR3tdFr.png)
Yes, that sounds like a great story.
Tie-Dyeing Shirts
![](http://i.imgur.com/BEdiCue.png)
I was absent, but the tie-dye shirts were going to be worth extra credit if we wore them on a certain day, so Adderbite got permission to make one for me in addition to her own.
Trained
![](http://i.imgur.com/4YRBnNh.png)
For a couple of weeks she would step on his feet as we left our first class (he sat outside the classroom to wait for class change). Eventually he started standing up to wait despite it being the morning. Now he just kind of pathetically kicks at her feet.
Two Eggs
![](http://i.imgur.com/K5o3J3x.png)
That's a whole lot of omelettes.
Two Pants
![](http://i.imgur.com/WKWUg8q.png)
She then pulled down one pair so that we could see the second pair of pants underneath them.
A Comic
![](http://i.imgur.com/74aMVeN.png)
Here you go.
Anything Silly
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZH6OlW7.png)
Oh well.
Argue
![](http://i.imgur.com/uIamE1B.png)
I agree.
Assignment Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/YDw2ptX.png)
She wore a t-shirt.
Barrier
![](http://i.imgur.com/1CAGyTY.png)
That's what prevented the princess from wanting the frog on her table and bed.
CAS
![](http://i.imgur.com/uxR2xhK.png)
In other words, yes.
Class Activities
![](http://i.imgur.com/LxXlh4N.png)
So Brindlefoot, Killdeerfrost, and Deerblaze?
Excellent
![](http://i.imgur.com/8kcUK8K.png)
He actually said the name of our school, not the word “school,” but obviously I couldn't put that.
Gone
![](http://i.imgur.com/sbSJFAh.png)
I don't know why he needed him.
Happy Dog
![](http://i.imgur.com/KBFel5t.png)
Lynxtuft's dog is a mini labradoodle.
Her Arm
![](http://i.imgur.com/ShNYxpK.png)
I hope the art is good enough that you can tell...her arm is folded up inside her jacket.
How To Read A Script
![](http://i.imgur.com/EZsbUyn.png)
They were the lines that had already been read.
Multiple Choice Six
![](http://i.imgur.com/PSZLfdB.png)
We had to round up our tests for a binder check.
Mystique
![](http://i.imgur.com/Fbk8ULA.png)
That's definitely what he said.
Pianist
![](http://i.imgur.com/bqk4ozU.png)
Me?
Sandstorm
![](http://i.imgur.com/s7wMyrG.png)
This was at prom.
Sherlock Holmes
![](http://i.imgur.com/W4I3n68.png)
Deerblaze just sounded so done.
This Tall
![](http://i.imgur.com/g1H3D2i.png)
Marbledfur can draw really realistic hands. I don't know if she can draw anything other than hands, since I've only ever seen her draw hands, but it's impressive either way.
Tongue-Tied
![](http://i.imgur.com/4sh8xBN.png)
She always said "There we go" a lot.
Twenty Girls
![](http://i.imgur.com/a2yF8ya.png)
Adderbite: Honestly, same.
Two Halves
![](http://i.imgur.com/6WwsB4X.png)
Branchfoot has bananas during math a lot.
Yoga Pants
![](http://i.imgur.com/uz2DybP.png)
Poor Maroongale.
You Got
![](http://i.imgur.com/xUzTrCA.png)
I don't remember the context.
Your Shoes
![](http://i.imgur.com/970BMUN.png)
What could she possibly be talking about?
Alaska
![](http://imgur.com/4denJIk.png)
She quickly decided her yard was Russia, because that way she could see Alaska from her yard.
Blue Hair
![](http://imgur.com/cwJBFkW.png)
Well, sorry, I'm shaving it tonight!
Cocoons
![](http://i.imgur.com/eETm1vh.png)
Is that not what happens at college?
Decay
![](http://i.imgur.com/JUjkbS5.png)
I thought of half lives before dead bodies.
Dream House
![](http://imgur.com/yu34t0w.png)
I wasn't even asking for the crane, but she gave it to me, along with a second one that was slightly different (the original was my summer house and the second my winter house). Someone stole them, so she made more the next day.
Dunk
![](http://i.imgur.com/UeKGXg4.png)
He's really tall.
German
![](http://i.imgur.com/aoT2JoC.png)
Neither can I, really.
Glowstick
![](http://i.imgur.com/kr5LyAM.png)
I wonder how that happened.
I Don't Know These People #96
![](http://i.imgur.com/rb6aQE0.png)
Both.
I Don't Know These People #97
![](http://i.imgur.com/4xDDoY9.png)
I don't think they ever found out.
I Don't Know These People #98
![](http://i.imgur.com/6BajCEu.png)
She sounded very distraught and repeated this multiple times.
I Don't Know These People #99
![](http://i.imgur.com/xV5Ruax.png)
I didn't hear the sentence that actually had “lads” in it...
I Don't Know These People #100
![](http://i.imgur.com/jYhqxnG.png)
...but it sounds as if it didn't make much sense.
I Don't Know These People #101
![](http://i.imgur.com/z1ZK95x.png)
Or maybe not that easy.
I Don't Know These People #102
![](http://i.imgur.com/plv4ovo.png)
That makes a lot of sense. Don't worry, I clarified (they were a little far away; I was sort of between the two pairs, so I could hear Gray Cat, and Beige Cat and Calico Cat could hear me).
I Don't Know These People #103
![](http://i.imgur.com/h7Ih94f.png)
Not that it helped for very long, because they immediately forgot what I told them.
I Don't Know These People #104
![](http://i.imgur.com/jVG4N8L.png)
Some little kid said this to Adderbite while in line.
I Don't Know These People #105
![](http://i.imgur.com/3zed4Cb.png)
Montessori is sort of...fancy preschool, I guess.
In Latin
![](http://i.imgur.com/IQWaphj.png)
I believe that problem was already identified.
Sleeptalking
![](http://imgur.com/aK8ATkQ.png)
This comic took forever to color. Please note that I eventually realized Zebraheart’s words are the wrong color, but for a while here they’re going to be blue instead of gray! For now I have no plans to change this, but maybe eventually I will.
Smells
![](http://i.imgur.com/IggUxMp.png)
We were making candy canes.
Stabbing
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ol9Zzwu.png)
This was a long time ago.
Strep Throat
![](http://i.imgur.com/RZImx2j.png)
Deerblaze returned a couple days later, evidently not dead.
This Piece
![](http://i.imgur.com/c9SA2Qg.png)
I don't remember the piece.
Worst Kind Of Tests
![](http://i.imgur.com/HrfKFUt.png)
Essays.
Angle
![](http://i.imgur.com/ayJzq9A.png)
Elmwhisker was demonstrating how he had broken into the classroom before school started.
Assault
![](http://i.imgur.com/HmFlzsw.png)
Well, thanks for that clarification.
Balloon Punch
![](http://i.imgur.com/VxdJB4n.png)
No one got hurt. Jam spreader cleaned up the glass, and we replaced the bulb.
Colleges
![](http://i.imgur.com/YpeUd7y.png)
That's good, probably.
Dirty Jeans
![](http://i.imgur.com/lwuu2bv.png)
Oh, Brackenclaw.
Explain It
![](http://i.imgur.com/WJWugd5.png)
I explained whatever it was for Swanfire just in case the teacher asked.
Foggy Mountain
![](http://i.imgur.com/XcF0zRW.png)
“Foggy Mountain Breakdown” is a violin hoedown.
Go For
![](http://i.imgur.com/I8BlZqE.png)
He blushed a lot and couldn't explain how he actually did mean it.
Hoodie
![](http://i.imgur.com/bUCoNSG.png)
The candy cane was in there for a while.
In The Sun
![](http://i.imgur.com/SHnqUbu.png)
She meant tan.
Jiggy With It
![](http://i.imgur.com/xHzdt1p.png)
Liar!
Knoxville
![](http://i.imgur.com/SMBw29C.png)
Knoxville is in Tennessee.
Limaçon
![](http://i.imgur.com/EDLPZm3.png)
Sorry my limaçon is so crooked.
Memes, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/y839XOH.png)
What a relief.
Need Any Help
![](http://i.imgur.com/OzEebF1.png)
That might as well be me.
Open The Door
![](http://i.imgur.com/z5nspVl.png)
It was part of the script he and Rustpatch made. He said it in monotone.
Piece Of Me
![](http://i.imgur.com/dknf5nP.png)
Gross, yes, but for a second grader it was actually relatively witty.
Quack
![](http://i.imgur.com/jSX3Nsg.png)
He was pretending to be a frog. The German onomotopoeia for croaking is pretty much “quack” (it's spelled and pronounced a little differently, but it's basically “quack”), but even with that knowledge he just said it in such a flat voice and he was waddling more like a duck.
Ready
![](http://i.imgur.com/RukLiyC.png)
He's really smart, but he doesn't study or work at all.
Shadow
![](http://i.imgur.com/30ciZIa.png)
This was shortly after Groundhog Day.
Texas Instruments Michael
![](http://i.imgur.com/nOAVH2s.png)
The title of this comic is “Texas Instruments Michael” because that's what TIM stands for. Not, as someone suggested, Texas Instruments Machine.
Underwater Wrestling
![](http://i.imgur.com/0hZzabP.png)
Well, that sounds...fun.
Vacuum Cleaner
![](http://imgur.com/7lzLE3W.png)
Poor vacuum cleaner.
Wolverine, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/rPEyMy6.png)
But I'm Wolverine.
Yak
![](http://i.imgur.com/uf97GQk.png)
1600!
COMICS 1601-1700
AP Scale
![](http://i.imgur.com/leZrlRi.png)
Well, I guess it is important.
Arms
![](http://i.imgur.com/4DF47tR.png)
That's great.
Backing Up
![](http://i.imgur.com/kPUq85G.png)
Poor Mothcloud.
Big Packet
![](http://imgur.com/FmRzAhA.png)
A classic example of “spoke too soon.”
Blue Marker
![](http://i.imgur.com/IgBCrsW.png)
Some of it actually wiped off when he put his fingers on his face.
Calculator Program
![](http://i.imgur.com/eOm2z8b.png)
That's really helpful.
Chapter
![](http://i.imgur.com/8uHl7r2.png)
Fair enough.
Cheese Coneys
![](http://i.imgur.com/UB6wOfh.png)
I don't know the results of the bet.
Chunkage
![](http://i.imgur.com/ps6M6rg.png)
“Chunk” is a pretty bad word.
Dab
![](http://i.imgur.com/cWDrlI2.png)
Success, sort of.
Dad
![](http://i.imgur.com/jRVQ7Yj.png)
Her dad probably just shares the same name.
In Time
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZfLSkKJ.png)
Detailed Face Guy!
Licking
![](http://i.imgur.com/w1p7A9l.png)
Poor Nightingaleswoop.
Minion Movie
![](http://i.imgur.com/XHQYTBl.png)
Why.
National Merit
![](http://i.imgur.com/AMNQAJS.png)
Does this qualify as another nerd burn? It's not the nerd doing the burning.
Off Again
![](http://i.imgur.com/pp0nVgf.png)
That's a little extreme.
Order Of The Phoenix
![](http://imgur.com/TTz2VQa.png)
I used to read a lot. Not so much anymore.
Part C
![](http://i.imgur.com/zmGctQI.png)
That's definitely why he was asking.
Shades Of Gray
![](http://i.imgur.com/JStscS4.png)
I think he was talking about answers in math.
Sleeptalking, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/reS0N3X.png)
We actually had this conversation (with slight variations) at least twenty times. I convinced her that Lifesavers saved lives the first time through. Tallspring has also given her apples and Oreos. She claimed that Tallspring gave her the apples before Adderbite because he liked her more, but apparently he actually gave Adderbite the apples first.
Stealth Mode
![](http://i.imgur.com/cJKRCDH.png)
It's probably not a good idea to announce it.
Trip
![](http://i.imgur.com/4rbdYG5.png)
That sounds like a really exciting trip.
Vanilla Ice Cream
![](http://i.imgur.com/Mxpz9In.png)
It happened to be my birthday; it was also the teacher's.
White Shirt
![](http://imgur.com/EctDQZE.png)
Well, that's because he's Jackalclaw.
Worst Nightmare
![](http://i.imgur.com/7NVrtHk.png)
I'm sure it was scary, but it sounds funny.
A Bunch Of Guys
![](http://i.imgur.com/3Jds5RP.png)
Brackenclaw: Sorry, Hollyfrost. Oh, Mothcloud's here too? All right.
American
![](http://i.imgur.com/bwIfPUn.png)
AC/DC is an Australian band that has toured Germany before.
Atticodes
![](http://i.imgur.com/ORSG2ka.png)
I'm not sure how that came up.
Back Muscles
![](http://i.imgur.com/kdU8wgS.png)
He was talking to Elmwhisker.
Black On Black
![](http://i.imgur.com/ILdbeBx.png)
Meaning his underwear. Which, fortunately, we could not see.
Broke Their Shins
![](http://i.imgur.com/AdwQIEJ.png)
I'm not sure of the logistics of that one.
Chemistry Problems
![](http://i.imgur.com/wQQ22zv.png)
I mean, same.
Die Versus Kill
![](http://i.imgur.com/5trm9LQ.png)
I'm sure “with a tree” came from somewhere, but I don't know where.
Done Sick
![](http://i.imgur.com/U5fmAIp.png)
That's impressive.
Drugs
![](http://i.imgur.com/p7nKcpy.png)
The drugs in question were pretzels Softwillow “stole” from the front of the classroom.
Early Bloomer
![](http://i.imgur.com/mlCJZFT.png)
Poor Swanfire.
Finish
![](http://i.imgur.com/D7px1BF.png)
Sandwich thoughts?
Frankfurter
![](http://i.imgur.com/QEj1d5K.png)
That could be a problem.
Free Cookie, Part Four
![](http://imgur.com/38KJiBl.png)
She meant she'd lick her cookie so Spiderfang wouldn't touch it...but it definitely sounded like she was going to lick Spiderfang.
Gonna Wear
![](http://i.imgur.com/zFAVbKr.png)
I guess that makes sense if she's a trash can?
Grinds
![](http://i.imgur.com/Fg8xs4M.png)
It's not a great word, but it's not the worst.
Hard Video
![](http://i.imgur.com/fg5myqh.png)
We were making a German project about Sleeping Beauty (although the German name translates to [/imgthorns little roses,[/img so it probably means [/imgBriar Rose[/img).
Proud Parent
![](http://imgur.com/AUUYKin.png)
In our video, Tealwhisker was both the king and the queen, as well as one of the princes who fails to rescue the princess. Murretail, Lynxtuft, and I were each one of the twelve fairies. Lynxtuft was also the thirteenth fairy, one of the failure princes, and the mysterious old lady with the spindle. Murretail was also the princess. I was also the successful prince and some random person in the kingdom who fell asleep with an apple in my hand.
River Flows In You
![](http://i.imgur.com/23cLya6.png)
Another song title.
Shirtless
![](http://i.imgur.com/L6nCJ3W.png)
It was a list of “hottest guy names” or something. I think Jayflight's name was on the list. Locustfang, Stonefrost, Dunlinstep, Dingostep, and Duskwhisker's names all scored really high. I'm sure there were plenty of other names of people I knew on the list, but I wasn't really paying much attention.
Shucked
![](http://i.imgur.com/7FZlAs2.png)
He was adamant that he had shucked it. They went as far as looking up the respective definitions of “shuck” and “peel.”
Smell This Bag
![](http://i.imgur.com/XHfMOe4.png)
It was a bag of really awful fertilizer.
TGIF
![](http://imgur.com/mjIbRwZ.png)
She forgot she was Tuesday Shirt, but I still call her that sometimes.
Whistling Muscles
![](http://imgur.com/iiSDdWC.png)
Lynxtuft whistles a lot.
Working In The Hall
![](http://imgur.com/AO7Fnjm.png)
We weren't kicked out; we had the option to work out there. Look, eleven 150s!
Alarm
![](http://i.imgur.com/B9gwG8Q.png)
That's Hotel Pillow over on the right.
April Showers
![](http://i.imgur.com/n9AaGlX.png)
So I guess it's obvious enough that this happened a month ago?
Burito
![](http://i.imgur.com/brJ59E9.png)
He let her continue signing her name as Burito on all her schoolwork.
Eccentricity
![](http://i.imgur.com/hJswJYi.png)
In this case, e isn't Euler's number; it's a variable that basically stands for how much longer an ellipse is in one direction than the other, or sort of how flattened it looks (hence squishiness).
Exploring
![](http://i.imgur.com/h1JDn7P.png)
That sounds exciting.
I Don't Know These People #106
![](http://i.imgur.com/FfqqKIZ.png)
Me neither.
I Don't Know These People #107
![](http://i.imgur.com/LBTljjA.png)
Good luck taking the picture.
I Don't Know These People #108
![](http://i.imgur.com/4coPiRM.png)
This was at an ice cream shop over spring break.
I Don't Know These People #109
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZtIOfGz.png)
Hey, look, it's Grody Veins. Yay.
I Don't Know These People #110
![](http://i.imgur.com/SKSj972.png)
I spent forever finding a good picture of three baby alligators (for Killdeerfrost) to send to Adderbite.
Interesting Prize
![](http://i.imgur.com/FmP3IFx.png)
I think they won the pineapple somehow? I'm not sure.
Mellow
![](http://i.imgur.com/mSOKR8m.png)
She told him to throw the string away, but he didn't.
Mitosis
![](http://i.imgur.com/ajec92u.png)
His voice was so loud (I recognized the voice as the teacher who is the cloudy gray and white cat).
Monkey Bars, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/rp0MsGJ.png)
Deerblaze is missing out.
Moved
![](http://i.imgur.com/PiAm2UT.png)
...That's not quite what he said.
My Number
![](http://i.imgur.com/wHzxk67.png)
This happened a long time ago; I don't remember what the numbers were for.
Need
![](http://i.imgur.com/Lh07n91.png)
So do I.
Ooky Spooky
![](http://i.imgur.com/PoDXlCh.png)
We were playing Mafia in class, and the teacher told him to stop talking since he was already a ghost. He technically complied...in that instead of speaking, he got out his phone and provided a soundtrack. She was okay with this as long as the music was appropriate to the mood (i.e. creepy during “night,” intense during “day”).
Playing Frisbee
![](http://i.imgur.com/VRPCiRb.png)
That's almost worse.
Psychology
![](http://imgur.com/fDBbReE.png)
He would make me have that kind of conversation often. The one day I tried going a different route to psychology, he was there on the other floor instead of outside the class where he usually was. Oh well.
Pulled
![](http://i.imgur.com/nyjnBxp.png)
What a scary thug.
Raincoat
![](http://i.imgur.com/PKEpqis.png)
Disclaimer: do not follow Jasperstripe's advice.
Run On
![](http://i.imgur.com/6K3G2yT.png)
I don't remember the context.
Survive A Day
![](http://i.imgur.com/TFdfBTB.png)
He was a little later than usual that day. Although he actually has saved someone's life before. I don't know the details, though.
Welcome Back
![](http://i.imgur.com/FYjcdYz.png)
I think that would be more accurately the dead, not the living.
Another One
![](http://i.imgur.com/rOKBvyy.png)
The teacher was speaking in German.
Argyle
![](http://i.imgur.com/45f7OCl.png)
While I was making this comic, Ashtail mispronounced “argyle” and asked me what it was.
Breaking Out
![](http://i.imgur.com/D7O9ci7.png)
This was earlier the same morning as the time Elmwhisker demonstrated how to pick the lock with a card. The door was supposed to be locked, but Elmwhisker let everyone in early.
Buddy
![](http://i.imgur.com/tPaBTfB.png)
That's friendly.
Catcher In The Rye
![](http://i.imgur.com/0HYmlaM.png)
I'm not sure.
Duet
![](http://i.imgur.com/z8vy7JU.png)
That's kind of how duets work.
Flying By The Seat Of Your Pants
![](http://i.imgur.com/RhpFTGC.png)
Good to know.
Four Years Ago
![](http://i.imgur.com/nUn2zOg.png)
Something like that.
Full Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/oFtVjjZ.png)
Oh well.
How To Read A Script, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZEhhPkg.png)
He read his own name.
Just Being
![](http://i.imgur.com/Fy8h9Ox.png)
Just being herself, probably?
K Slice
![](http://i.imgur.com/dYGNiwh.png)
He liked it.
Lunchtime
![](http://i.imgur.com/1UEyUjj.png)
Once or twice he told Adderbite she couldn't have lunch until she sang that (he's her brother).
Music Genre
![](http://i.imgur.com/oq6kxfk.png)
Oh, so 4'33”.
New Names
![](http://i.imgur.com/Q98cyO7.png)
They came up with lots of pairs of nicknames, but I only remember this one and Pablo/Pedro.
Piece Of Gum
![](http://i.imgur.com/Prq9CjK.png)
Great job.
Presence
![](http://i.imgur.com/HGALQCW.png)
He was sitting in Hotel Pillow's seat instead of his own.
Sick
![](http://i.imgur.com/3njdVfE.png)
He's a robot too? Maybe he and Slick are in league.
Sleeptalking, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/Phw2Jfy.png)
Pyritethorn was an exchange student.
Special
![](http://i.imgur.com/NQfIVLN.png)
Too late.
Suns, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/VNIz9YA.png)
If a whole mole of lions can't stand up to the sun, a million tons of flags have no chance.
Test Day
![](http://i.imgur.com/2AHa6hO.png)
Apparently “It’s test day, baby!” was something Kestrelfur used to say all the time.
Texas Instruments Michael, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/tNcZTYg.png)
This was a month or so after the first mention of Terrific TIM's name, which means...it stayed.
Two Phones
![](http://imgur.com/xB2HFaW.png)
I'm sure Murretail could manage an interesting conversation.
Velociraptor
![](http://i.imgur.com/RQYAMbm.png)
1700 comics!
COMICS 1701-1800
A Card
![](http://i.imgur.com/387vhjR.png)
No, Brindlefoot has no fears.
Arms, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/4zNhAbz.png)
Sure.
Cherry Tomatoes
![](http://i.imgur.com/k6QwQyB.png)
In past years we've had more tomato plants than we can actually handle, but this year we haven't had any.
Dating Tips
![](http://i.imgur.com/tbJ6UEO.png)
I had known about Lynxtuft and Melonwhisker for months, but apparently Murretail was not in the loop. Neither was Tealwhisker. I assume Applefoot knew, but I don't think she was part of that conversation.
Disappointing News
![](http://i.imgur.com/YgE4mMq.png)
This was after prom.
Drew Flowers
![](http://i.imgur.com/X5GhTN9.png)
He was talking about himself.
Eight To Nine
![](http://i.imgur.com/fIO4D2f.png)
As in thirteen hours, not one.
Feliz Navidad
![](http://i.imgur.com/1lHb4Ql.png)
This was last year on the last day before winter break. Nighttail continued pushing buttons by repeatedly singing Feliz Navidad, but he escaped having to stay after school.
Finger Extensions
![](http://imgur.com/qojEUGO.png)
Slick? Violin Slick?
Fingers
![](http://i.imgur.com/XeKJu68.png)
Or he could just make his fingers longer by becoming a vi-borg.
Goggles
![](http://i.imgur.com/hv4ORBW.png)
I don't know how accurate the goggles are (I had to draw them from memory); I couldn't figure out how to get them to come up in an image search. Like, it's easy enough to find “spacetime and there's gravity and the black hole goes way down,” but how do you accurately describe that thing? I got plenty of different weird goggles, but not the right ones. Also, these goggles kind of make me think of barreleye fish (warning: barreleye fish are pretty creepy-looking).
Hand Turkey
![](http://i.imgur.com/2ux4Vj8.png)
This was sort-of-during testing last year. The test itself was over, but we had to stay silent and in the classroom for a while. He and the guy to my left (Loonfeather was to my right) both made hand turkeys and spent a long time decorating them.
Hands On Fire
![](http://i.imgur.com/ySlI6aI.png)
This was a long time ago. I couldn't find a good picture of how the bubbles worked, but they were relevant enough that I had to draw them somehow.
Heart Rate
![](http://i.imgur.com/TJkSyuV.png)
He got all the way across the classroom and back to his seat; it was on the second jumping jack that the teacher finally noticed he wasn't sitting down.
Lollipop
![](http://i.imgur.com/eZkQgAV.png)
No one had actually mentioned a lollipop.
Novella
![](http://i.imgur.com/L4zf5vF.png)
Spoiler alert: Hollyleaf's Story is just a bunch of math problems.
Older
![](http://i.imgur.com/gtFYnVN.png)
So that should give you a rough age range for me.
Poached Eggs
![](http://i.imgur.com/is9fB1h.png)
She then stopped talking about chemistry calculations and showed us a video about cooking poached eggs.
Polar
![](http://i.imgur.com/Pdku0ir.png)
I still can't do anything in polar except plot points and find area, but apparently that was enough to pass the class.
Shade
![](http://i.imgur.com/HNL6me7.png)
That's a lot of shade.
Sister
![](http://imgur.com/RcjJim8.png)
Emeraldheart is the chef, Ashtail is his assistant, and Adderbite grows all the produce.
Slick, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/TjoSZoX.png)
I wasn't there to witness this, but Goldstep mentioned it.
Terrible Athlete
![](http://i.imgur.com/jRU8ESz.png)
He's a better athlete than I am.
Tie-Dyeing Shirts, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/5dzB1OB.png)
Slick apparently judged Adderbite a lot for taking his advice, but I liked it.
Trade
![](http://i.imgur.com/d08funq.png)
She meant do her homework for her, not assign her more.
Be A Robot
![](http://i.imgur.com/t2PCkm7.png)
He doesn't look much like Slick.
Big Heart
![](http://i.imgur.com/citWDj7.png)
They definitely cut the Grinch open.
Complicated
![](http://i.imgur.com/XBdHfYg.png)
Sounds like it.
Computer Generated
![](http://imgur.com/Xsa65J7.png)
She was just being Wolvermean.
DNA
![](http://i.imgur.com/o4i9aao.png)
I'm not sure how that would work.
I Don't Know These People #111
![](http://i.imgur.com/vziY8pX.png)
I drew this a while ago and found it fairly recently.
I Don't Know These People #112
![](http://i.imgur.com/wRqe535.png)
They might have said Taurus, not tortoise, but they didn't repeat the word, so I went with my first thought. Either way, though...
I Don't Know These People #113
![](http://i.imgur.com/fEjKsos.png)
About the most obviously fake “sorry” I've ever heard.
I Don't Know These People #114
![](http://i.imgur.com/XkesBcy.png)
Danny Dunn, is that you?
I Don't Know These People #115
![](http://i.imgur.com/dlWCaLJ.png)
I think this was at an ice cream shop.
Law Of Cooling
![](http://i.imgur.com/tywwyjo.png)
It's not like we were doing any math anyway.
LeBron James
![](http://i.imgur.com/PqYmSs7.png)
When I search LeBron James I get normal pictures, so I don't know what the confusion was.
Lungs Dying
![](http://i.imgur.com/cinltEy.png)
I think someone had been walking on his back.
Memes, Part Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/kLnPOjN.png)
Yes.
Not Wearing Green
![](http://i.imgur.com/7Or7ONW.png)
He brought it on himself, really.
On The Team
![](http://i.imgur.com/0nm2rUx.png)
The robot himself. Fun fact: one year one of my classes called me Robot (until I became the Titan).
Pinky
![](http://imgur.com/N9ugEaq.png)
Once again. Vi-borg.
Plastic Shoes
![](http://imgur.com/YjxxWaT.png)
I was tired.
Run Into
![](http://i.imgur.com/pDkMRoz.png)
I forgot to draw the door handle.
Show Up
![](http://i.imgur.com/jReNRIc.png)
I don't know what he was saying should get interrupted, but I think the instructions were for Deerblaze. Or maybe Crowspots?
Swan
![](http://i.imgur.com/NQeAiqZ.png)
It was just pen.
That Noise
![](http://i.imgur.com/IEPB7ca.png)
That was a helpful explanation.
The Potato Eaters
![](http://imgur.com/BFkdPSm.png)
A classic, as you know.
Thinks
![](http://i.imgur.com/ln1Abak.png)
Wait, is he me?
What Problem
![](http://i.imgur.com/x3ypz9C.png)
He apparently did have several answers written down. The problem was that he was looking them up on the Internet instead of doing the work.
Charleston
![](http://i.imgur.com/Alhbv5q.png)
She was talking about the city.
Cheesy Potato In A Bowl
![](http://i.imgur.com/Nq6spdf.png)
That sounds like an adventure.
Communicate, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/gyqVwI8.png)
Deerblaze: I said memes.
Flip Phone
![](http://imgur.com/PojKBj4.png)
We were looking at the posters about cyberbullying because the pictures were so terrible.
GNAW
![](http://i.imgur.com/FFmOCrv.png)
teacher: That would also be graphically or numerically.
Golf Hole
![](http://i.imgur.com/upoysVZ.png)
The bullet points in her PowerPoint.
Grounded
![](http://i.imgur.com/FUigMU9.png)
Solution to all problems: ground your girlfriend.
Heart Beat
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ew9J7zc.png)
The teacher meant in the cheesy “heart beating faster” way, but I like Murretail's answer.
His Band
![](http://i.imgur.com/QYVJiYZ.png)
I don't remember what person/band.
Lettuce
![](http://i.imgur.com/HepMAXY.png)
Two years before this, he got really mad at her for repeatedly telling that joke. Also, panel two is a nice Max and Ruby face.
Lowest
![](http://i.imgur.com/jFn4aRk.png)
He didn't turn in his paper on time. She would accept late papers, but the grade would be lower. At the time she said this, he hadn't turned it in yet, so it was a zero.
My Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/CFdO5sT.png)
I think she needed his help with something.
One B
![](http://i.imgur.com/2Y4fW6d.png)
You talkin' to me???
Pooh
![](http://i.imgur.com/uxwYyLJ.png)
In German, the word for “to dig” is the same as the word for “grave” (although it has to be capitalized when it's a noun). It was an inopportune time to teach us “to dig,” because we had just learned “grave,” though it was for an entirely different context.
Sleeptalking, Part Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/Oopyuey.png)
Remember, she didn't know she was talking to Zebraheart--she called me by her teacher's name and claimed all of her friends (except Pyritethorn) were asleep.
Sodas, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/IXaVhJs.png)
It took her about eight months into the school year to stop spilling her soda every week.
Sparkle
![](http://i.imgur.com/2waLF0g.png)
It wasn't a very good plan.
Sphinx
![](http://imgur.com/A3VBb9C.png)
See, I'm definitely psychic.
Stolen
![](http://imgur.com/NP6Rgzz.png)
Once, in the car, Adderbite and I took his hat. I shoved it down underneath Aniplume's backpack, so Thunderpelt thought for a while that I had actually managed to hide it well. Of course, the moment Aniplume picked up his backpack, the hat was there. So Adderbite started taking his hat whenever she got the chance.
Tattoo
![](http://i.imgur.com/5UdizPv.png)
Actually, Mintwhisker found out from Adderbite, who found out from Lilypetal, who found out from the social media.
The Club
![](http://i.imgur.com/zm1TuyQ.png)
Apparently it's the name of some movie, but I don't think she knew that--someone (Jonquilpetal?) complained about something, so this was in a “welcome to the club” context.
Tie My Shoe
![](http://i.imgur.com/4L2Vbsl.png)
Nightingaleswoop is useful.
To Leave
![](http://i.imgur.com/yOwXSf0.png)
Same.
Walked
![](http://i.imgur.com/SkvCDsm.png)
Sounds scary.
Weaseled
![](http://i.imgur.com/qrtI67k.png)
Actually, this wasn't that day, but he did weasel his way out of doing his work for a while once in a genuinely impressive way. There was an assignment due Thursday, so he got his parents to allow him the day off Friday and then convinced the teacher (on Wednesday) to extend the date to Friday.
Another Desk
![](http://i.imgur.com/SknRCFz.png)
Four's fine, but five is just going too far.
Another Point
![](http://i.imgur.com/uqTglNI.png)
They were convincing the teacher to give them points back on an assignment.
April
![](http://i.imgur.com/f1z6rCj.png)
Happy Halloween (note: I am posting this on July 9th).
April Fools Fish
![](http://imgur.com/ASbke5K.png)
It's apparently not a thing people do outside of France (I don't live in France...I must have picked this up in my little-kid French class), but for years I would draw a picture of a fish and tape it to my dad's back on April first. I actually managed to trick him one year--he thought I had dropped the paper and given up, when in reality I (accidentally) dropped the paper and thought I might as well stick it to him anyway.
Because
![](http://i.imgur.com/cViLSpJ.png)
I overheard this in the bathroom at a dance.
Blue-Green
![](http://imgur.com/kty8ubB.png)
This was at one of Ashtail's birthday parties.
Body
![](http://i.imgur.com/lgEc5l7.png)
Mothcloud wasn't fazed at all. Locustfang, on the other hand...
Burning
![](http://i.imgur.com/iSev649.png)
This was his greeting as he entered the classroom.
Bye
![](http://i.imgur.com/rCFjWr0.png)
Thanks for that clarification.
C Sharps
![](http://i.imgur.com/X2GqbO0.png)
Once again...Slick? But wait, no, it's for violin; this would be another kind of vi-borg.
Calves Look Good
![](http://i.imgur.com/axSrlCP.png)
Yes, I'm pretty sure it is.
Chapter Nine
![](http://i.imgur.com/P9FsGVC.png)
Lockpicking is both chapter seven and chapter nine.
Flagpole
![](http://i.imgur.com/zhbtzwo.png)
Nice.
Hot Blooded
![](http://imgur.com/YQUyaUE.png)
This was a long time ago.
Missed
![](http://i.imgur.com/dqMwQ5r.png)
I'm sure there is.
New Best Friend
![](http://i.imgur.com/GBHebRj.png)
I've seen him in the hall a couple times since then, but we haven't spoken.
Not Dancing
![](http://i.imgur.com/lTy5Q6F.png)
Or ground him.
On A Chair
![](http://i.imgur.com/gLHTAiZ.png)
That definitely doesn't sound like a good idea.
Parasite
![](http://i.imgur.com/iFA7NkI.png)
Macawstep has had senioritis since at least sixth grade. Granted, so have I.
Petty
![](http://i.imgur.com/YA9yAzD.png)
Here's a tip: the comic is arguably better if you pretend it says “pretty” instead of “petty.”
Pirates
![](http://i.imgur.com/3uVVpDZ.png)
I don't remember why they decided he was a pirate.
Snow Cones
![](http://i.imgur.com/WIeGAJg.png)
Better than math, at least.
Terrible Student
![](http://i.imgur.com/f4AZfOb.png)
I was telling a story about how I stopped doing my physics homework after my teacher stopped counting my work as work. It was a 50% either way (and don't worry, I got a 97% in the class overall, so I wasn't just throwing away my grade).
Three Out Of Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/1b8JmIN.png)
I got a three until three on my paper, too.
Victory Pasta
![](http://imgur.com/8WSyb0y.png)
1800 comics and twelve 150s--that's a whole lot of 150s. Also, I didn't mistakenly call a doughnut a bagel; she was holding half the bagel, and it was covered in Nutella.
COMICS 1801-1900
Agreement
![](http://i.imgur.com/USRhKIm.png)
This was the spaceman bag.
Balance
![](http://i.imgur.com/LdO2PIC.png)
Adderbite: He spent forty minutes on it.
Clarification
![](http://i.imgur.com/T9IkReR.png)
Most of the menu sections didn't have headings, and “Top Round” doesn't even make much sense in the first place.
Cool Water Bottle
![](http://i.imgur.com/haBvgG3.png)
Well, okay.
Dragging
![](http://i.imgur.com/qs4EQzD.png)
No, I don't know the context.
Empire
![](http://i.imgur.com/gYpbauG.png)
We were trying to play Star Wars music, but we weren't very good at it.
Evian
![](http://i.imgur.com/gLoj8Yi.png)
Above it all. Evian, pizza...will nothing sate him?
Fake Nails
![](http://i.imgur.com/hAKRKUY.png)
Three of them had already fallen off.
Fifteen
![](http://i.imgur.com/kxWTQZa.png)
I'm not going to say how long ago this was.
Flattered
![](http://i.imgur.com/2BeZZd2.png)
He was sitting in Deerblaze's seat, and Deerblaze was talking to him.
Grab, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/g8A35xo.png)
Well, that doesn't sound fun.
Greasy
![](http://imgur.com/ebhbhU9.png)
And eyelashes; don't forget the lashes.
Grey's Anatomy
![](http://i.imgur.com/zFxInt6.png)
That's...great.
Jackknife
![](http://i.imgur.com/ntRVOyp.png)
This was in fifth grade. We had to create three sentences using words from...I think the list was of verbs with double letters in them.
Menu
![](http://i.imgur.com/d2POv9D.png)
This was from a German video. Archclaw's cat is a ginger tabby named Speedy, and at the end of the video Coldwhisker sort-of-accidentally dumped ketchup on Speedy (he meant to pretend to dump ketchup on him, but the cap came off).
Newspapers
![](http://i.imgur.com/fXCL09L.png)
They were reading the newspapers instead of paying attention in class.
Onslaught
![](http://imgur.com/eNqmN0p.png)
I'm not sure I like vacations that come with onslaughts.
Phonics
![](http://i.imgur.com/f4NTynj.png)
Springwhisker: Scary Harry. Very scary Harry.
Race
![](http://i.imgur.com/BBXjFnH.png)
He had a striped shirt.
Right And Left
![](http://i.imgur.com/bvy5bod.png)
100%.
Sleeptalking, Part Five
![](http://i.imgur.com/V46shff.png)
They went on like that for a while.
Soups
![](http://i.imgur.com/lgQPpzq.png)
I think by plural soups she meant plural noodles from one soup.
Thank Her
![](http://i.imgur.com/24FuCFY.png)
Poor Maroongale. No one brought coffee.
The School
![](http://i.imgur.com/D7ecNFb.png)
Yet again, I don't know the context at all.
Violins
![](http://i.imgur.com/fCLsdoG.png)
She was talking about Dvorak's Symphony #8 in G Major arranged for just a string orchestra.
Crop
![](http://imgur.com/ntsrNQk.png)
The teacher hates spring break because we don't live on farms (think your typical suburban area, except just rich enough to be snobby toward all the other suburbs around).
Count, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/gOSmjxr.png)
He tried. (He was speaking German and used the wrong translation from the Internet.)
CIM Motor
![](http://imgur.com/rEuQIz3.png)
Slick was testing Mallowfang.
Correct Answers
![](http://imgur.com/zyHjWMU.png)
Yeah, good luck with that.
Cry
![](http://imgur.com/mEZxjpt.png)
Dehydrated. The word I was looking for was dehydrated.
Danny DeVito
![](http://imgur.com/snyYrAS.png)
Oh.
Crêpes
![](http://imgur.com/Wz93tlj.png)
Sometimes I wonder if this drove a wedge between them in their relationship.
Eyeballs
![](http://imgur.com/zndWo8M.png)
It was almost the last class of the day, at least.
Fall Behind
![](http://imgur.com/Ts60VrU.png)
Bragging time: although I failed about six tests in that class, I got an A for the year and a 5 (max score) on the AP exam! Update: I have since learned that 48.4% of everyone who took this test that year got a 5. I’m still proud, though.
Germany
![](https://imgur.com/pfzgDsh.png)
Well, okay.
Hotels
![](http://imgur.com/sFcDmEX.png)
I said it this way on purpose, but the word for “to stand” in German sounds like the word “stay,” so people mess this up sometimes.
Eat A Bagel
![](http://imgur.com/GizUSaG.png)
See, this is why we call him Food-Aniplume.
Goo
![](http://imgur.com/VSYzlUc.png)
She actually remained Schuzz-Brained Banana Goo for a while; it was all she wanted to be called.
How Is It
![](http://imgur.com/tyCTbzE.png)
Eldertwig was asking about the dancing at prom.
Fun Dip
![](http://imgur.com/nCmRAcb.png)
Poor Lynxtuft. No Fun Dip for her.
Short Hair
![](http://imgur.com/6GkWtut.png)
I guess so.
Milk
![](http://imgur.com/QRg8CzW.png)
???
Snob
![](http://imgur.com/Ef4dfRu.png)
Coming from Slick...
Any Sports
![](http://imgur.com/xjBbja4.png)
At first I thought she was going like “oh, great, I’ve been talking to a nerd,” but then...
The Flamingo
![](http://imgur.com/aFYXjKX.png)
It was another heading, just like “Top Round.”
Interesting Snack
![](http://imgur.com/VzMvLE1.png)
We had some red icing.
Texas Instruments Michael, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/fnWrCgh.png)
Good to know.
Laugh
![](http://imgur.com/xfRNUZr.png)
Looks like both to me.
Nice Job
![](http://imgur.com/oPxmBOZ.png)
I still maintain that it was not my fault.
Toes
![](http://imgur.com/Cjotz3W.png)
Again, this was in German. Gabbroflash, aka Yung Twizzlr, was told to lead us in singing “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes,” and we ended up with this somewhat interesting variation.
Cool Dinosaur
![](http://imgur.com/Qg4r6Wz.png)
I actually almost said something about toy cars. I was thinking that smallish dinosaurs would have to stay away from cars, and then I thought the image of dinosaurs running from toy cars was funny.
Divide The Sun
![](http://imgur.com/YwRIPft.png)
Pi in the sky.
Cracking Ice
![](http://imgur.com/hqkP1ax.png)
This was from the same video with the rocks that weren't moving.
Currency
![](http://imgur.com/uFIxCxd.png)
That's how it works.
Fall In
![](http://imgur.com/DZdOBDq.png)
I know panels two and three sound kind of mean-spirited, but panel 2 was meant in the best possible way, panel 3 was because of his smug expression, and Killdeerfrost is Killdeerfrost.
Football Movie
![](http://imgur.com/or8XBSA.png)
Yes.
Flip Phone, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/XLBnLZJ.png)
See, I told him it was an iPhone Flip.
Dance Floor
![](http://imgur.com/HnEfin0.png)
Jaggedtuft was laughing because Adderbite and I were lying. We danced a little…
Not Eat
![](http://imgur.com/N10nIZ6.png)
“We” as in Hummingbirdfeather and Nightingaleswoop.
Cry, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/2dI0bW9.png)
Don't worry, Bubbleclaw wasn't being (very) serious.
How Many
![](http://imgur.com/wxHufoP.png)
Apparently not.
Fork
![](http://imgur.com/A8LY9Og.png)
Could you pass me that fork?
Frisbee
![](http://imgur.com/HklZ52M.png)
I know he meant throwing the laptop around, but I still have a mental image of a laptop as one of the participants throwing a Frisbee.
Gardener
![](https://imgur.com/d7RDHQS.png)
Not many options there.
Parallelogram
![](https://imgur.com/b7r8Nph.png)
Wow, that's impressive.
I Don't Know These People #116
![](http://imgur.com/IQwpPwS.png)
RIP
I Don't Know These People #117
![](http://imgur.com/YD8Mer2.png)
Um, yes, it is.
I Don't Know These People #118
![](http://imgur.com/X7DgOxs.png)
This was more cute than funny, but I made it a comic anyway.
I Don't Know These People #119
![](http://imgur.com/PyxJUBs.png)
He said it so reverently. By the way, this was the day I met these people...so it's possible they are other people who show up later in the comics under completely different designs since I didn't know them at all this first day and didn't manage to recognize who had said this.
I Don't Know These People #120
![](http://imgur.com/s0PcCQq.png)
Sounds like an excuse to me.
Teaching
![](http://imgur.com/GnuEdKM.png)
That's a cool grandma.
The One
![](http://imgur.com/cKFFUAE.png)
He wouldn't tell us the gossip he's heard about us from Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost. He did tell us fake gossip about Stonefrost.
Shout
![](http://imgur.com/WkRM600.png)
It sounds a little like Link's yell.
Tie-Dyeing Shirts, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/nqEfXer.png)
This was the day it was extra credit to wear them.
Seven
![](http://imgur.com/xJqOquP.png)
The worst thing???
Confirmed
![](http://imgur.com/xB82p6P.png)
I did not know that.
Crumple
![](http://imgur.com/Z7RBc5o.png)
How thoughtful.
Contacts
![](http://imgur.com/q7BSTik.png)
He had to leave class for a while because there was a problem with his contacts.
Documentary
![](http://imgur.com/cVmYqri.png)
This was her attempt at a compromise after Jasperstripe shouted out “MOVIE!” while she was talking.
Crumbs
![](http://imgur.com/YNvDaQU.png)
It was decent cake.
Cowboy
![](http://imgur.com/uM6mFRI.png)
It was some weird little dance where she stood like that and shook around a little.
Equation
![](http://imgur.com/YZKGql4.png)
Well, it’s true.
Dorian, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/Ah3zH2t.png)
He was still trying to get a face swap.
Coughed
![](http://imgur.com/RFeVnNQ.png)
Brindlefoot seems to have that effect on technology. HOLD ON TECHNOLOGY ROBOTS SLICK
Crocodile
![](http://imgur.com/sMnD5Kc.png)
Later she was surprised to see that the video she had pulled up on her computer screen was actually playing, which was what Marblenose was trying to tell her in the first place.
Magnet
![](http://imgur.com/1OjWcDN.png)
He looked so horrified. It was as if she hadn't seen Star Wars all over again.
Momentary
![](http://imgur.com/ekC7dTt.png)
Ibexspring rarely does.
Not Moving
![](http://imgur.com/52blbRD.png)
Adderbite had been telling a story about how she was moving away soon, but Lilypetal didn't notice.
Fifteen Each
![](http://imgur.com/CjPyojF.png)
This was the day with the water striders and hip waders.
90s Kids
![](http://imgur.com/uIhIJuV.png)
This was the most specific I ever got about my age back on wcf. I love pushing rules, but I was always wary of outright breaking them.
Paper Circles
![](http://imgur.com/4WPl0Hj.png)
Why stop there?
Paper Circles, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/dS1TvPZ.png)
Adderbite thought I was giving her a peace sign, but later I told her that I was holding up two fingers to stealthily tell her there was a second circle on Slick's head.
Repeating
![](http://imgur.com/nedGXZn.png)
He asked for it.
Going To
![](https://imgur.com/C1oqr20.png)
For an assignment. These were not her final answers, but she did temporarily type them up.
No Handshake
![](http://imgur.com/vaD0jWd.png)
Something like that.
Shoutout
![](http://imgur.com/wdcrVoc.png)
This was his greeting another time he walked in.
Vegetables
![](http://imgur.com/S05fRqE.png)
She was apologizing (for something trivial) in German, and the word for “vegetables” sounds pretty similar to the word for “mean.”
Tea Girl
![](http://imgur.com/9lgKiki.png)
The counterpart to Killdeerfrost?
Tie-Dyeing Shirts, Part Four
![](http://imgur.com/VgVWxqE.png)
He had a different shirt (not tie-dye) underneath it, but he put on the one Elmwhisker had just ripped off.
That Class
![](http://imgur.com/uJlYqBg.png)
This set was originally uploaded with imgland, which scrambles around the images...this wasn't meant to be the one that ended the hundred. But still! 1900 comics! I like how that was the question he chose to answer.
COMICS 1901-2000
Branch
![](http://imgur.com/i2SIKcT.png)
Well, it's good that she's happy.
Defined
![](http://imgur.com/Z2F8CmZ.png)
I think I just found Mr. Philosopher!
German Pun
![](http://imgur.com/wOKekSt.png)
His original "pun" was "Itch ben ein berlener," an intentionally misspelled variant of "Ich bin ein Berliner." He changed it to "I fear the Wurst."
Given
![](http://imgur.com/n4elIDI.png)
This comic could also be titled "I Was Planning To Push My Boundaries On WCF Once Again."
Kirby
![](http://imgur.com/MgB6IQ1.png)
He tried.
Highway
![](http://imgur.com/SUDkrSU.png)
Jam spreader hates AC/DC with a passion.
Bonnet
![](http://imgur.com/OMjqTcH.png)
Sung to the tune of The Farmer in the Dell.
Broke A Violin
![](http://imgur.com/vhDJmIo.png)
Poor Jasperstripe.
Bag Of Mints
![](http://imgur.com/cJJrdqh.png)
That sounds completely fair.
Box Elder
![](http://imgur.com/xk1egLm.png)
Think of this one less as a single comic and more as several snapshots of the course of about 45 minutes that combine to produce what you see here. My tree identification skills were put to waste because groups had to be about fifteen each…and the prize (which we didn't win, of course) was ice cream.
Leveled Up
![](http://imgur.com/D4GPkfz.png)
He's now a Pterodactyl (Advanced).
Picture Taken
![](http://imgur.com/EjcGC5j.png)
How insulting?
Monkey Ball
![](http://imgur.com/IiBCm1B.png)
Those are sweetgum leaves (and, uh, seed things). I have a sweetgum in my yard.
Paper Circles, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/GwA95Gn.png)
This means he never noticed them.
Pose
![](http://imgur.com/tvliEq8.png)
The teacher then imitated the pose back to him.
Pretty Middle Name
![](http://imgur.com/MsUotyZ.png)
She sounded so bitter.
On The Cookie
![](http://imgur.com/1o7YtaT.png)
To be fair, most birds would enjoy a cookie.
Put Something
![](http://imgur.com/M4UYFFX.png)
That sounds like it would earn a high grade.
Prince
![](http://imgur.com/IktzumN.png)
Apples don't grow on trees, you know!
Salt And Pepper
![](http://imgur.com/PRAwdoM.png)
Sure.
Wavin'
![](http://imgur.com/NrvkcyV.png)
I don't remember the context (or if there even was any, but I think there was).
Which Book
![](http://imgur.com/fCznWVD.png)
Another example of me pushing wcf boundaries.
Quack Quack
![](http://imgur.com/l7AjqQy.png)
Makes sense.
Ready For This Exam
![](http://imgur.com/WSCqaDd.png)
I hope he did well; I'll probably never know. I did well, though.
Studying
![](http://imgur.com/SDU5PIA.png)
Sure you are. I wasn't there for this, but this was one of the stories Goldstep told me.
Greg
![](http://imgur.com/J77BXF1.png)
He had to take a second day to finish his presentation because he couldn't get past having to learn how to pronounce Prokofiev three times.
Force
![](http://imgur.com/ZZzjBwS.png)
It's an extra credit project each year.
Familiar
![](http://imgur.com/rLdvtt4.png)
I didn't mean to say that out loud.
Alice
![](http://imgur.com/Q2EwxWt.png)
That would be a strange crossover. I mean, I’m sure it’s happened before.
A Fan
![](http://imgur.com/55dvcQU.png)
Why would he need a fan if it was too cold?
Grow Legs
![](http://imgur.com/nRL93us.png)
You're welcome.
Hate Strings
![](http://imgur.com/OSufjSr.png)
I like trees.
Humor Me
![](http://imgur.com/0EyQoQE.png)
Okay.
Order The Pizza
![](http://imgur.com/5ddYkUw.png)
Sounds scary.
Pig
![](http://imgur.com/8ByWLcv.png)
Oh well.
Pizza Rolls
![](http://imgur.com/p5MVxdB.png)
This was her changing-the-subject thing for whenever we walked past Deerblaze.
Resource
![](http://imgur.com/Bnamd9y.png)
Yes.
Ruler
![](http://imgur.com/oMI4g2e.png)
What's sad is that I was talking to myself about nothing in particular.
Prettiest
![](http://imgur.com/82xLPmP.png)
Another fairy tale thing.
So Picky
![](http://imgur.com/XcPWK58.png)
Jackalclaw was talking to Driftspots and Hotel Pillow, who were being "picky" with their circuit parts.
Royalty
![](http://imgur.com/F2dZFEx.png)
A piece of white fabric for a costume.
Staple
![](http://imgur.com/ydmL6O3.png)
Sure you weren't.
Stretching
![](http://imgur.com/5tOQDgT.png)
Glad to hear he approves.
Thin Legs
![](http://imgur.com/8LId1A2.png)
How far can he jump!?
The Bee Movie
![](http://imgur.com/8BMsCd3.png)
Oh, Mistlescar…
What She Is
![](http://imgur.com/VDiEzZf.png)
Same.
Windows
![](http://imgur.com/02qxwNa.png)
Well, that's true.
Whole Milk
![](http://imgur.com/m42KsPc.png)
White food coloring?
Vandalism
![](http://imgur.com/TtkZAV5.png)
There were basketballs flying all around us (we weren't allowed in the library during exams we didn't have to take, so we had to sit in the gym).
Two Envelopes
![](http://imgur.com/0BnPI5u.png)
Not quite what she asked, but okay. Thirteen 150s!
Advantage
![](http://imgur.com/NUIDI2c.png)
He's so tall.
American Idol
![](http://imgur.com/nexxlwh.png)
Then why did she volunteer?
Baby Food
![](http://imgur.com/wNxj79g.png)
It…really sounds like they were talking about Parrotjaw eating baby food. I'm not sure how else to interpret this. But I had no context, so who knows?
Beautiful And Friendly
![](http://imgur.com/bIq1D6l.png)
I need to stop.
Dump Out
![](http://imgur.com/X27k8tn.png)
I don't remember where the water was.
Ice Cream Cone Bandit
![](http://imgur.com/W4IdOQ1.png)
He was the ice cream cone bandit because of frustums, and I know the baby monitors were relevant, but I don't remember why.
Bronchitis
![](http://imgur.com/8OYj09y.png)
And that was the last time either of us ever saw him. He'll still be in some more comics because they're not perfectly chronological… (edit: Don't be concerned! Nothing happened to him. He just graduated; that's all.)
Hiking
![](http://imgur.com/GUBAOv8.png)
For context, this happened at prom. Moraystripe was her date. This was the extent of their interactions. She went to prom with him so that Stonefrost would see that she had a date. And this was what happened.
Double Whammy
![](http://imgur.com/pgQcLq7.png)
I don't remember what it was.
Kicked Out
![](http://imgur.com/4xw7tlW.png)
Braces, also called curly brackets.
King
![](http://imgur.com/O17Y3St.png)
Aspwhisker! At one point, on hip waders/water striders/leaf identification day, Aspwhisker was standing on a rock while Wednesday Shirt tried to scoop up fish in a bucket. Aspwhisker looked like he was surveying his subjects, but he was still Aspwhisker.
My Head
![](http://imgur.com/kS3tQOc.png)
No, I don't remember what she meant.
Peanut
![](http://imgur.com/YTg1UMO.png)
Well, that's good, anyway.
Photoshopped Prom Picture
![](http://imgur.com/jqpXJU9.png)
It was actually fairly well done.
Kazoo
![](http://imgur.com/QKEWm3e.png)
I'm not even sure what fell.
Purify
![](http://imgur.com/iLA9Tyf.png)
That was kind of the idea.
Pianist, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/lk3uXYU.png)
Beautiful.
Shutting Up
![](http://imgur.com/U5s0Bjr.png)
Yes, because Arrowroottail was the one talking too much.
Same Place
![](http://imgur.com/kBThfn1.png)
They're the same person.
Sleep Deprivation
![](http://imgur.com/wsFZddU.png)
I mean, that was my joke too, but still.
That Effect
![](http://imgur.com/JINUOdR.png)
She's referring to Thunderpelt again. Fun fact: the reason he has that funny tuft on his face is because of the cat in my avatar, Thunder, who has the same shaped tuft. In retrospect I wish I hadn’t given him such a cool name, but at least his tuft looks funny.
Tie-Dyeing Shirts, Part Five
![](http://imgur.com/00gqUmu.png)
Why not?
Watch Me
![](http://imgur.com/km0VpwQ.png)
Uh, okay…
Three Words That Rhyme
![](http://imgur.com/JrzxTxu.png)
Excellent words. Fun fact: the cat on the left is supposed to be black and gold like a clarinet.
So Chill
![](http://imgur.com/Gc3fl0b.png)
JACKALCLAW WHY
Decimal Places
![](http://imgur.com/WlJJWjN.png)
The teacher said it by accident; Jackalclaw was quick to call him out.
Debris
![](http://imgur.com/YJluS5G.png)
Delicious.
AP Chemistry
![](http://imgur.com/bNYdR0w.png)
AP chem is so good.
Bleach, Part Four
![](http://imgur.com/Lh3MByh.png)
I would.
Important In This World
![](http://imgur.com/uX4xMGH.png)
Finally, a clear metric.
Frowny Face
![](http://imgur.com/83jCArF.png)
Not just any frowny face. The frowny face.
Mars
![](http://imgur.com/d14VFCG.png)
Won't even walk to your own neighbor's house?
Individual Dodgeball
![](http://imgur.com/JktnRJQ.png)
I believe it.
Immune To Emotions
![](http://imgur.com/L3MpBZn.png)
Immune. Sure.
Her Brother
![](http://imgur.com/YBNSFSo.png)
For some reason he was like a school celebrity.
Long Legs
![](http://imgur.com/EG1jRsQ.png)
Applefoot walks a lot faster than Adderbite.
Free Cookie, Part Five
![](http://imgur.com/DOLuqRJ.png)
Gross.
Oxymoron
![](http://imgur.com/lr0pokx.png)
He couldn't think of the word.
Older Twin
![](http://imgur.com/HRLAD4l.png)
Just like Killdeerfrost.
More Appropriate
![](http://imgur.com/N0BIy3G.png)
As in more professional.
Onion Pizza
![](http://imgur.com/uZTugvs.png)
Because onions smell like pizza.
Nature Walk
![](http://imgur.com/kq5VRlb.png)
That had better include box elders!!!
Raised
![](http://imgur.com/23LUyzb.png)
That was morbid.
Negative Four
![](http://imgur.com/a3huRFO.png)
Come on.
The Best Title
![](http://imgur.com/rl7Ykwv.png)
I had to write a review of "Forrest Gump," and we were sitting in the gym where sometimes basketballs flew dangerously close to us.
Pumpkinshoes
![](http://imgur.com/4pz7ANI.png)
Pumpkin spice Killdeerfrostte.
Volleyball
![](http://imgur.com/HdYBVTk.png)
It was a water bottle.
What Is Love?
![](http://imgur.com/5YUs8rh.png)
That was unplanned.
Yoinks
![](http://imgur.com/80Bpyg3.png)
Yoinks! The goblins are coming.
You-Know-Who
![](http://imgur.com/qMLN86I.png)
She meant Jaggedtuft. 2000 comics!
COMICS 1501-1600
All Week
![](http://imgur.com/mqXlnGR.png)
He grunted and rolled his eyes.
Any Scale
![](http://i.imgur.com/M10Sj7V.png)
Yeah.
Clue
![](http://i.imgur.com/peccE1v.png)
We played twice in teams. Jewelfang is really good at Clue, so our group won both times.
Coconut
![](http://i.imgur.com/H7EOr8Y.png)
No, I don't know what that means. Maybe the person she was talking to had hair that made their head look like a coconut?
Communicate
![](http://i.imgur.com/D7TKA2M.png)
Nor is it 1983.
Favorite Fairy Tale
![](http://i.imgur.com/VI7lSZk.png)
I'm willing to bet it features lots of apples.
Good Leader
![](http://i.imgur.com/aCdeKji.png)
That's promising.
Too Much Hand Sanitizer
![](http://i.imgur.com/4Pbt4kd.png)
Marblenose then put more hand sanitizer on Nogalfur.
Hot Dogs
![](http://i.imgur.com/1O0tHCA.png)
We overheard a tour guide at a college saying this.
Missing
![](http://i.imgur.com/RdD4jLx.png)
How scary.
Mondays
![](http://imgur.com/G8Auhf7.png)
She sounded confused.
On Friday
![](http://i.imgur.com/Xx4ORGP.png)
I don't remember what we did.
Same Outfit
![](http://i.imgur.com/eJGjYZS.png)
He wore all orange…to prom.
Second Period
![](http://i.imgur.com/R3MzsEh.png)
We're his first period class.
Silly Bands
![](http://i.imgur.com/K2OE9sZ.png)
I don't know if this means that he had silly bands left over from middle school or that he had an extra unopened pack that he opened for that day.
Slice, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/W9gDTys.png)
I got it cut really short.
Smidge
![](http://i.imgur.com/agJMYeP.png)
This was part of a video he made years ago about how icy it was. I…could believe him making exactly that video (if it were icy) this year. He…hasn't changed.
Stingy
![](http://i.imgur.com/dfGD38H.png)
He doesn't want her to get earrings.
String
![](http://i.imgur.com/zgm5iUQ.png)
I'm sure it is.
Strong
![](http://i.imgur.com/Z86fqis.png)
Nightingaleswoop is a discus thrower. Jayflight is…Jayflight.
Sunglasses
![](http://i.imgur.com/lW8YHJb.png)
Poor Macawstep.
The Love Of His Life
![](http://i.imgur.com/tR3tdFr.png)
Yes, that sounds like a great story.
Tie-Dyeing Shirts
![](http://i.imgur.com/BEdiCue.png)
I was absent, but the tie-dye shirts were going to be worth extra credit if we wore them on a certain day, so Adderbite got permission to make one for me in addition to her own.
Trained
![](http://i.imgur.com/4YRBnNh.png)
For a couple of weeks she would step on his feet as we left our first class (he sat outside the classroom to wait for class change). Eventually he started standing up to wait despite it being the morning. Now he just kind of pathetically kicks at her feet.
Two Eggs
![](http://i.imgur.com/K5o3J3x.png)
That's a whole lot of omelettes.
Two Pants
![](http://i.imgur.com/WKWUg8q.png)
She then pulled down one pair so that we could see the second pair of pants underneath them.
A Comic
![](http://i.imgur.com/74aMVeN.png)
Here you go.
Anything Silly
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZH6OlW7.png)
Oh well.
Argue
![](http://i.imgur.com/uIamE1B.png)
I agree.
Assignment Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/YDw2ptX.png)
She wore a t-shirt.
Barrier
![](http://i.imgur.com/1CAGyTY.png)
That's what prevented the princess from wanting the frog on her table and bed.
CAS
![](http://i.imgur.com/uxR2xhK.png)
In other words, yes.
Class Activities
![](http://i.imgur.com/LxXlh4N.png)
So Brindlefoot, Killdeerfrost, and Deerblaze?
Excellent
![](http://i.imgur.com/8kcUK8K.png)
He actually said the name of our school, not the word “school,” but obviously I couldn't put that.
Gone
![](http://i.imgur.com/sbSJFAh.png)
I don't know why he needed him.
Happy Dog
![](http://i.imgur.com/KBFel5t.png)
Lynxtuft's dog is a mini labradoodle.
Her Arm
![](http://i.imgur.com/ShNYxpK.png)
I hope the art is good enough that you can tell...her arm is folded up inside her jacket.
How To Read A Script
![](http://i.imgur.com/EZsbUyn.png)
They were the lines that had already been read.
Multiple Choice Six
![](http://i.imgur.com/PSZLfdB.png)
We had to round up our tests for a binder check.
Mystique
![](http://i.imgur.com/Fbk8ULA.png)
That's definitely what he said.
Pianist
![](http://i.imgur.com/bqk4ozU.png)
Me?
Sandstorm
![](http://i.imgur.com/s7wMyrG.png)
This was at prom.
Sherlock Holmes
![](http://i.imgur.com/W4I3n68.png)
Deerblaze just sounded so done.
This Tall
![](http://i.imgur.com/g1H3D2i.png)
Marbledfur can draw really realistic hands. I don't know if she can draw anything other than hands, since I've only ever seen her draw hands, but it's impressive either way.
Tongue-Tied
![](http://i.imgur.com/4sh8xBN.png)
She always said "There we go" a lot.
Twenty Girls
![](http://i.imgur.com/a2yF8ya.png)
Adderbite: Honestly, same.
Two Halves
![](http://i.imgur.com/6WwsB4X.png)
Branchfoot has bananas during math a lot.
Yoga Pants
![](http://i.imgur.com/uz2DybP.png)
Poor Maroongale.
You Got
![](http://i.imgur.com/xUzTrCA.png)
I don't remember the context.
Your Shoes
![](http://i.imgur.com/970BMUN.png)
What could she possibly be talking about?
Alaska
![](http://imgur.com/4denJIk.png)
She quickly decided her yard was Russia, because that way she could see Alaska from her yard.
Blue Hair
![](http://imgur.com/cwJBFkW.png)
Well, sorry, I'm shaving it tonight!
Cocoons
![](http://i.imgur.com/eETm1vh.png)
Is that not what happens at college?
Decay
![](http://i.imgur.com/JUjkbS5.png)
I thought of half lives before dead bodies.
Dream House
![](http://imgur.com/yu34t0w.png)
I wasn't even asking for the crane, but she gave it to me, along with a second one that was slightly different (the original was my summer house and the second my winter house). Someone stole them, so she made more the next day.
Dunk
![](http://i.imgur.com/UeKGXg4.png)
He's really tall.
German
![](http://i.imgur.com/aoT2JoC.png)
Neither can I, really.
Glowstick
![](http://i.imgur.com/kr5LyAM.png)
I wonder how that happened.
I Don't Know These People #96
![](http://i.imgur.com/rb6aQE0.png)
Both.
I Don't Know These People #97
![](http://i.imgur.com/4xDDoY9.png)
I don't think they ever found out.
I Don't Know These People #98
![](http://i.imgur.com/6BajCEu.png)
She sounded very distraught and repeated this multiple times.
I Don't Know These People #99
![](http://i.imgur.com/xV5Ruax.png)
I didn't hear the sentence that actually had “lads” in it...
I Don't Know These People #100
![](http://i.imgur.com/jYhqxnG.png)
...but it sounds as if it didn't make much sense.
I Don't Know These People #101
![](http://i.imgur.com/z1ZK95x.png)
Or maybe not that easy.
I Don't Know These People #102
![](http://i.imgur.com/plv4ovo.png)
That makes a lot of sense. Don't worry, I clarified (they were a little far away; I was sort of between the two pairs, so I could hear Gray Cat, and Beige Cat and Calico Cat could hear me).
I Don't Know These People #103
![](http://i.imgur.com/h7Ih94f.png)
Not that it helped for very long, because they immediately forgot what I told them.
I Don't Know These People #104
![](http://i.imgur.com/jVG4N8L.png)
Some little kid said this to Adderbite while in line.
I Don't Know These People #105
![](http://i.imgur.com/3zed4Cb.png)
Montessori is sort of...fancy preschool, I guess.
In Latin
![](http://i.imgur.com/IQWaphj.png)
I believe that problem was already identified.
Sleeptalking
![](http://imgur.com/aK8ATkQ.png)
This comic took forever to color. Please note that I eventually realized Zebraheart’s words are the wrong color, but for a while here they’re going to be blue instead of gray! For now I have no plans to change this, but maybe eventually I will.
Smells
![](http://i.imgur.com/IggUxMp.png)
We were making candy canes.
Stabbing
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ol9Zzwu.png)
This was a long time ago.
Strep Throat
![](http://i.imgur.com/RZImx2j.png)
Deerblaze returned a couple days later, evidently not dead.
This Piece
![](http://i.imgur.com/c9SA2Qg.png)
I don't remember the piece.
Worst Kind Of Tests
![](http://i.imgur.com/HrfKFUt.png)
Essays.
Angle
![](http://i.imgur.com/ayJzq9A.png)
Elmwhisker was demonstrating how he had broken into the classroom before school started.
Assault
![](http://i.imgur.com/HmFlzsw.png)
Well, thanks for that clarification.
Balloon Punch
![](http://i.imgur.com/VxdJB4n.png)
No one got hurt. Jam spreader cleaned up the glass, and we replaced the bulb.
Colleges
![](http://i.imgur.com/YpeUd7y.png)
That's good, probably.
Dirty Jeans
![](http://i.imgur.com/lwuu2bv.png)
Oh, Brackenclaw.
Explain It
![](http://i.imgur.com/WJWugd5.png)
I explained whatever it was for Swanfire just in case the teacher asked.
Foggy Mountain
![](http://i.imgur.com/XcF0zRW.png)
“Foggy Mountain Breakdown” is a violin hoedown.
Go For
![](http://i.imgur.com/I8BlZqE.png)
He blushed a lot and couldn't explain how he actually did mean it.
Hoodie
![](http://i.imgur.com/bUCoNSG.png)
The candy cane was in there for a while.
In The Sun
![](http://i.imgur.com/SHnqUbu.png)
She meant tan.
Jiggy With It
![](http://i.imgur.com/xHzdt1p.png)
Liar!
Knoxville
![](http://i.imgur.com/SMBw29C.png)
Knoxville is in Tennessee.
Limaçon
![](http://i.imgur.com/EDLPZm3.png)
Sorry my limaçon is so crooked.
Memes, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/y839XOH.png)
What a relief.
Need Any Help
![](http://i.imgur.com/OzEebF1.png)
That might as well be me.
Open The Door
![](http://i.imgur.com/z5nspVl.png)
It was part of the script he and Rustpatch made. He said it in monotone.
Piece Of Me
![](http://i.imgur.com/dknf5nP.png)
Gross, yes, but for a second grader it was actually relatively witty.
Quack
![](http://i.imgur.com/jSX3Nsg.png)
He was pretending to be a frog. The German onomotopoeia for croaking is pretty much “quack” (it's spelled and pronounced a little differently, but it's basically “quack”), but even with that knowledge he just said it in such a flat voice and he was waddling more like a duck.
Ready
![](http://i.imgur.com/RukLiyC.png)
He's really smart, but he doesn't study or work at all.
Shadow
![](http://i.imgur.com/30ciZIa.png)
This was shortly after Groundhog Day.
Texas Instruments Michael
![](http://i.imgur.com/nOAVH2s.png)
The title of this comic is “Texas Instruments Michael” because that's what TIM stands for. Not, as someone suggested, Texas Instruments Machine.
Underwater Wrestling
![](http://i.imgur.com/0hZzabP.png)
Well, that sounds...fun.
Vacuum Cleaner
![](http://imgur.com/7lzLE3W.png)
Poor vacuum cleaner.
Wolverine, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/rPEyMy6.png)
But I'm Wolverine.
Yak
![](http://i.imgur.com/uf97GQk.png)
1600!
COMICS 1601-1700
AP Scale
![](http://i.imgur.com/leZrlRi.png)
Well, I guess it is important.
Arms
![](http://i.imgur.com/4DF47tR.png)
That's great.
Backing Up
![](http://i.imgur.com/kPUq85G.png)
Poor Mothcloud.
Big Packet
![](http://imgur.com/FmRzAhA.png)
A classic example of “spoke too soon.”
Blue Marker
![](http://i.imgur.com/IgBCrsW.png)
Some of it actually wiped off when he put his fingers on his face.
Calculator Program
![](http://i.imgur.com/eOm2z8b.png)
That's really helpful.
Chapter
![](http://i.imgur.com/8uHl7r2.png)
Fair enough.
Cheese Coneys
![](http://i.imgur.com/UB6wOfh.png)
I don't know the results of the bet.
Chunkage
![](http://i.imgur.com/ps6M6rg.png)
“Chunk” is a pretty bad word.
Dab
![](http://i.imgur.com/cWDrlI2.png)
Success, sort of.
Dad
![](http://i.imgur.com/jRVQ7Yj.png)
Her dad probably just shares the same name.
In Time
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZfLSkKJ.png)
Detailed Face Guy!
Licking
![](http://i.imgur.com/w1p7A9l.png)
Poor Nightingaleswoop.
Minion Movie
![](http://i.imgur.com/XHQYTBl.png)
Why.
National Merit
![](http://i.imgur.com/AMNQAJS.png)
Does this qualify as another nerd burn? It's not the nerd doing the burning.
Off Again
![](http://i.imgur.com/pp0nVgf.png)
That's a little extreme.
Order Of The Phoenix
![](http://imgur.com/TTz2VQa.png)
I used to read a lot. Not so much anymore.
Part C
![](http://i.imgur.com/zmGctQI.png)
That's definitely why he was asking.
Shades Of Gray
![](http://i.imgur.com/JStscS4.png)
I think he was talking about answers in math.
Sleeptalking, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/reS0N3X.png)
We actually had this conversation (with slight variations) at least twenty times. I convinced her that Lifesavers saved lives the first time through. Tallspring has also given her apples and Oreos. She claimed that Tallspring gave her the apples before Adderbite because he liked her more, but apparently he actually gave Adderbite the apples first.
Stealth Mode
![](http://i.imgur.com/cJKRCDH.png)
It's probably not a good idea to announce it.
Trip
![](http://i.imgur.com/4rbdYG5.png)
That sounds like a really exciting trip.
Vanilla Ice Cream
![](http://i.imgur.com/Mxpz9In.png)
It happened to be my birthday; it was also the teacher's.
White Shirt
![](http://imgur.com/EctDQZE.png)
Well, that's because he's Jackalclaw.
Worst Nightmare
![](http://i.imgur.com/7NVrtHk.png)
I'm sure it was scary, but it sounds funny.
A Bunch Of Guys
![](http://i.imgur.com/3Jds5RP.png)
Brackenclaw: Sorry, Hollyfrost. Oh, Mothcloud's here too? All right.
American
![](http://i.imgur.com/bwIfPUn.png)
AC/DC is an Australian band that has toured Germany before.
Atticodes
![](http://i.imgur.com/ORSG2ka.png)
I'm not sure how that came up.
Back Muscles
![](http://i.imgur.com/kdU8wgS.png)
He was talking to Elmwhisker.
Black On Black
![](http://i.imgur.com/ILdbeBx.png)
Meaning his underwear. Which, fortunately, we could not see.
Broke Their Shins
![](http://i.imgur.com/AdwQIEJ.png)
I'm not sure of the logistics of that one.
Chemistry Problems
![](http://i.imgur.com/wQQ22zv.png)
I mean, same.
Die Versus Kill
![](http://i.imgur.com/5trm9LQ.png)
I'm sure “with a tree” came from somewhere, but I don't know where.
Done Sick
![](http://i.imgur.com/U5fmAIp.png)
That's impressive.
Drugs
![](http://i.imgur.com/p7nKcpy.png)
The drugs in question were pretzels Softwillow “stole” from the front of the classroom.
Early Bloomer
![](http://i.imgur.com/mlCJZFT.png)
Poor Swanfire.
Finish
![](http://i.imgur.com/D7px1BF.png)
Sandwich thoughts?
Frankfurter
![](http://i.imgur.com/QEj1d5K.png)
That could be a problem.
Free Cookie, Part Four
![](http://imgur.com/38KJiBl.png)
She meant she'd lick her cookie so Spiderfang wouldn't touch it...but it definitely sounded like she was going to lick Spiderfang.
Gonna Wear
![](http://i.imgur.com/zFAVbKr.png)
I guess that makes sense if she's a trash can?
Grinds
![](http://i.imgur.com/Fg8xs4M.png)
It's not a great word, but it's not the worst.
Hard Video
![](http://i.imgur.com/fg5myqh.png)
We were making a German project about Sleeping Beauty (although the German name translates to [/imgthorns little roses,[/img so it probably means [/imgBriar Rose[/img).
Proud Parent
![](http://imgur.com/AUUYKin.png)
In our video, Tealwhisker was both the king and the queen, as well as one of the princes who fails to rescue the princess. Murretail, Lynxtuft, and I were each one of the twelve fairies. Lynxtuft was also the thirteenth fairy, one of the failure princes, and the mysterious old lady with the spindle. Murretail was also the princess. I was also the successful prince and some random person in the kingdom who fell asleep with an apple in my hand.
River Flows In You
![](http://i.imgur.com/23cLya6.png)
Another song title.
Shirtless
![](http://i.imgur.com/L6nCJ3W.png)
It was a list of “hottest guy names” or something. I think Jayflight's name was on the list. Locustfang, Stonefrost, Dunlinstep, Dingostep, and Duskwhisker's names all scored really high. I'm sure there were plenty of other names of people I knew on the list, but I wasn't really paying much attention.
Shucked
![](http://i.imgur.com/7FZlAs2.png)
He was adamant that he had shucked it. They went as far as looking up the respective definitions of “shuck” and “peel.”
Smell This Bag
![](http://i.imgur.com/XHfMOe4.png)
It was a bag of really awful fertilizer.
TGIF
![](http://imgur.com/mjIbRwZ.png)
She forgot she was Tuesday Shirt, but I still call her that sometimes.
Whistling Muscles
![](http://imgur.com/iiSDdWC.png)
Lynxtuft whistles a lot.
Working In The Hall
![](http://imgur.com/AO7Fnjm.png)
We weren't kicked out; we had the option to work out there. Look, eleven 150s!
Alarm
![](http://i.imgur.com/B9gwG8Q.png)
That's Hotel Pillow over on the right.
April Showers
![](http://i.imgur.com/n9AaGlX.png)
So I guess it's obvious enough that this happened a month ago?
Burito
![](http://i.imgur.com/brJ59E9.png)
He let her continue signing her name as Burito on all her schoolwork.
Eccentricity
![](http://i.imgur.com/hJswJYi.png)
In this case, e isn't Euler's number; it's a variable that basically stands for how much longer an ellipse is in one direction than the other, or sort of how flattened it looks (hence squishiness).
Exploring
![](http://i.imgur.com/h1JDn7P.png)
That sounds exciting.
I Don't Know These People #106
![](http://i.imgur.com/FfqqKIZ.png)
Me neither.
I Don't Know These People #107
![](http://i.imgur.com/LBTljjA.png)
Good luck taking the picture.
I Don't Know These People #108
![](http://i.imgur.com/4coPiRM.png)
This was at an ice cream shop over spring break.
I Don't Know These People #109
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZtIOfGz.png)
Hey, look, it's Grody Veins. Yay.
I Don't Know These People #110
![](http://i.imgur.com/SKSj972.png)
I spent forever finding a good picture of three baby alligators (for Killdeerfrost) to send to Adderbite.
Interesting Prize
![](http://i.imgur.com/FmP3IFx.png)
I think they won the pineapple somehow? I'm not sure.
Mellow
![](http://i.imgur.com/mSOKR8m.png)
She told him to throw the string away, but he didn't.
Mitosis
![](http://i.imgur.com/ajec92u.png)
His voice was so loud (I recognized the voice as the teacher who is the cloudy gray and white cat).
Monkey Bars, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/rp0MsGJ.png)
Deerblaze is missing out.
Moved
![](http://i.imgur.com/PiAm2UT.png)
...That's not quite what he said.
My Number
![](http://i.imgur.com/wHzxk67.png)
This happened a long time ago; I don't remember what the numbers were for.
Need
![](http://i.imgur.com/Lh07n91.png)
So do I.
Ooky Spooky
![](http://i.imgur.com/PoDXlCh.png)
We were playing Mafia in class, and the teacher told him to stop talking since he was already a ghost. He technically complied...in that instead of speaking, he got out his phone and provided a soundtrack. She was okay with this as long as the music was appropriate to the mood (i.e. creepy during “night,” intense during “day”).
Playing Frisbee
![](http://i.imgur.com/VRPCiRb.png)
That's almost worse.
Psychology
![](http://imgur.com/fDBbReE.png)
He would make me have that kind of conversation often. The one day I tried going a different route to psychology, he was there on the other floor instead of outside the class where he usually was. Oh well.
Pulled
![](http://i.imgur.com/nyjnBxp.png)
What a scary thug.
Raincoat
![](http://i.imgur.com/PKEpqis.png)
Disclaimer: do not follow Jasperstripe's advice.
Run On
![](http://i.imgur.com/6K3G2yT.png)
I don't remember the context.
Survive A Day
![](http://i.imgur.com/TFdfBTB.png)
He was a little later than usual that day. Although he actually has saved someone's life before. I don't know the details, though.
Welcome Back
![](http://i.imgur.com/FYjcdYz.png)
I think that would be more accurately the dead, not the living.
Another One
![](http://i.imgur.com/rOKBvyy.png)
The teacher was speaking in German.
Argyle
![](http://i.imgur.com/45f7OCl.png)
While I was making this comic, Ashtail mispronounced “argyle” and asked me what it was.
Breaking Out
![](http://i.imgur.com/D7O9ci7.png)
This was earlier the same morning as the time Elmwhisker demonstrated how to pick the lock with a card. The door was supposed to be locked, but Elmwhisker let everyone in early.
Buddy
![](http://i.imgur.com/tPaBTfB.png)
That's friendly.
Catcher In The Rye
![](http://i.imgur.com/0HYmlaM.png)
I'm not sure.
Duet
![](http://i.imgur.com/z8vy7JU.png)
That's kind of how duets work.
Flying By The Seat Of Your Pants
![](http://i.imgur.com/RhpFTGC.png)
Good to know.
Four Years Ago
![](http://i.imgur.com/nUn2zOg.png)
Something like that.
Full Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/oFtVjjZ.png)
Oh well.
How To Read A Script, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZEhhPkg.png)
He read his own name.
Just Being
![](http://i.imgur.com/Fy8h9Ox.png)
Just being herself, probably?
K Slice
![](http://i.imgur.com/dYGNiwh.png)
He liked it.
Lunchtime
![](http://i.imgur.com/1UEyUjj.png)
Once or twice he told Adderbite she couldn't have lunch until she sang that (he's her brother).
Music Genre
![](http://i.imgur.com/oq6kxfk.png)
Oh, so 4'33”.
New Names
![](http://i.imgur.com/Q98cyO7.png)
They came up with lots of pairs of nicknames, but I only remember this one and Pablo/Pedro.
Piece Of Gum
![](http://i.imgur.com/Prq9CjK.png)
Great job.
Presence
![](http://i.imgur.com/HGALQCW.png)
He was sitting in Hotel Pillow's seat instead of his own.
Sick
![](http://i.imgur.com/3njdVfE.png)
He's a robot too? Maybe he and Slick are in league.
Sleeptalking, Part Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/Phw2Jfy.png)
Pyritethorn was an exchange student.
Special
![](http://i.imgur.com/NQfIVLN.png)
Too late.
Suns, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/VNIz9YA.png)
If a whole mole of lions can't stand up to the sun, a million tons of flags have no chance.
Test Day
![](http://i.imgur.com/2AHa6hO.png)
Apparently “It’s test day, baby!” was something Kestrelfur used to say all the time.
Texas Instruments Michael, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/tNcZTYg.png)
This was a month or so after the first mention of Terrific TIM's name, which means...it stayed.
Two Phones
![](http://imgur.com/xB2HFaW.png)
I'm sure Murretail could manage an interesting conversation.
Velociraptor
![](http://i.imgur.com/RQYAMbm.png)
1700 comics!
COMICS 1701-1800
A Card
![](http://i.imgur.com/387vhjR.png)
No, Brindlefoot has no fears.
Arms, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/4zNhAbz.png)
Sure.
Cherry Tomatoes
![](http://i.imgur.com/k6QwQyB.png)
In past years we've had more tomato plants than we can actually handle, but this year we haven't had any.
Dating Tips
![](http://i.imgur.com/tbJ6UEO.png)
I had known about Lynxtuft and Melonwhisker for months, but apparently Murretail was not in the loop. Neither was Tealwhisker. I assume Applefoot knew, but I don't think she was part of that conversation.
Disappointing News
![](http://i.imgur.com/YgE4mMq.png)
This was after prom.
Drew Flowers
![](http://i.imgur.com/X5GhTN9.png)
He was talking about himself.
Eight To Nine
![](http://i.imgur.com/fIO4D2f.png)
As in thirteen hours, not one.
Feliz Navidad
![](http://i.imgur.com/1lHb4Ql.png)
This was last year on the last day before winter break. Nighttail continued pushing buttons by repeatedly singing Feliz Navidad, but he escaped having to stay after school.
Finger Extensions
![](http://imgur.com/qojEUGO.png)
Slick? Violin Slick?
Fingers
![](http://i.imgur.com/XeKJu68.png)
Or he could just make his fingers longer by becoming a vi-borg.
Goggles
![](http://i.imgur.com/hv4ORBW.png)
I don't know how accurate the goggles are (I had to draw them from memory); I couldn't figure out how to get them to come up in an image search. Like, it's easy enough to find “spacetime and there's gravity and the black hole goes way down,” but how do you accurately describe that thing? I got plenty of different weird goggles, but not the right ones. Also, these goggles kind of make me think of barreleye fish (warning: barreleye fish are pretty creepy-looking).
Hand Turkey
![](http://i.imgur.com/2ux4Vj8.png)
This was sort-of-during testing last year. The test itself was over, but we had to stay silent and in the classroom for a while. He and the guy to my left (Loonfeather was to my right) both made hand turkeys and spent a long time decorating them.
Hands On Fire
![](http://i.imgur.com/ySlI6aI.png)
This was a long time ago. I couldn't find a good picture of how the bubbles worked, but they were relevant enough that I had to draw them somehow.
Heart Rate
![](http://i.imgur.com/TJkSyuV.png)
He got all the way across the classroom and back to his seat; it was on the second jumping jack that the teacher finally noticed he wasn't sitting down.
Lollipop
![](http://i.imgur.com/eZkQgAV.png)
No one had actually mentioned a lollipop.
Novella
![](http://i.imgur.com/L4zf5vF.png)
Spoiler alert: Hollyleaf's Story is just a bunch of math problems.
Older
![](http://i.imgur.com/gtFYnVN.png)
So that should give you a rough age range for me.
Poached Eggs
![](http://i.imgur.com/is9fB1h.png)
She then stopped talking about chemistry calculations and showed us a video about cooking poached eggs.
Polar
![](http://i.imgur.com/Pdku0ir.png)
I still can't do anything in polar except plot points and find area, but apparently that was enough to pass the class.
Shade
![](http://i.imgur.com/HNL6me7.png)
That's a lot of shade.
Sister
![](http://imgur.com/RcjJim8.png)
Emeraldheart is the chef, Ashtail is his assistant, and Adderbite grows all the produce.
Slick, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/TjoSZoX.png)
I wasn't there to witness this, but Goldstep mentioned it.
Terrible Athlete
![](http://i.imgur.com/jRU8ESz.png)
He's a better athlete than I am.
Tie-Dyeing Shirts, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/5dzB1OB.png)
Slick apparently judged Adderbite a lot for taking his advice, but I liked it.
Trade
![](http://i.imgur.com/d08funq.png)
She meant do her homework for her, not assign her more.
Be A Robot
![](http://i.imgur.com/t2PCkm7.png)
He doesn't look much like Slick.
Big Heart
![](http://i.imgur.com/citWDj7.png)
They definitely cut the Grinch open.
Complicated
![](http://i.imgur.com/XBdHfYg.png)
Sounds like it.
Computer Generated
![](http://imgur.com/Xsa65J7.png)
She was just being Wolvermean.
DNA
![](http://i.imgur.com/o4i9aao.png)
I'm not sure how that would work.
I Don't Know These People #111
![](http://i.imgur.com/vziY8pX.png)
I drew this a while ago and found it fairly recently.
I Don't Know These People #112
![](http://i.imgur.com/wRqe535.png)
They might have said Taurus, not tortoise, but they didn't repeat the word, so I went with my first thought. Either way, though...
I Don't Know These People #113
![](http://i.imgur.com/fEjKsos.png)
About the most obviously fake “sorry” I've ever heard.
I Don't Know These People #114
![](http://i.imgur.com/XkesBcy.png)
Danny Dunn, is that you?
I Don't Know These People #115
![](http://i.imgur.com/dlWCaLJ.png)
I think this was at an ice cream shop.
Law Of Cooling
![](http://i.imgur.com/tywwyjo.png)
It's not like we were doing any math anyway.
LeBron James
![](http://i.imgur.com/PqYmSs7.png)
When I search LeBron James I get normal pictures, so I don't know what the confusion was.
Lungs Dying
![](http://i.imgur.com/cinltEy.png)
I think someone had been walking on his back.
Memes, Part Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/kLnPOjN.png)
Yes.
Not Wearing Green
![](http://i.imgur.com/7Or7ONW.png)
He brought it on himself, really.
On The Team
![](http://i.imgur.com/0nm2rUx.png)
The robot himself. Fun fact: one year one of my classes called me Robot (until I became the Titan).
Pinky
![](http://imgur.com/N9ugEaq.png)
Once again. Vi-borg.
Plastic Shoes
![](http://imgur.com/YjxxWaT.png)
I was tired.
Run Into
![](http://i.imgur.com/pDkMRoz.png)
I forgot to draw the door handle.
Show Up
![](http://i.imgur.com/jReNRIc.png)
I don't know what he was saying should get interrupted, but I think the instructions were for Deerblaze. Or maybe Crowspots?
Swan
![](http://i.imgur.com/NQeAiqZ.png)
It was just pen.
That Noise
![](http://i.imgur.com/IEPB7ca.png)
That was a helpful explanation.
The Potato Eaters
![](http://imgur.com/BFkdPSm.png)
A classic, as you know.
Thinks
![](http://i.imgur.com/ln1Abak.png)
Wait, is he me?
What Problem
![](http://i.imgur.com/x3ypz9C.png)
He apparently did have several answers written down. The problem was that he was looking them up on the Internet instead of doing the work.
Charleston
![](http://i.imgur.com/Alhbv5q.png)
She was talking about the city.
Cheesy Potato In A Bowl
![](http://i.imgur.com/Nq6spdf.png)
That sounds like an adventure.
Communicate, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/gyqVwI8.png)
Deerblaze: I said memes.
Flip Phone
![](http://imgur.com/PojKBj4.png)
We were looking at the posters about cyberbullying because the pictures were so terrible.
GNAW
![](http://i.imgur.com/FFmOCrv.png)
teacher: That would also be graphically or numerically.
Golf Hole
![](http://i.imgur.com/upoysVZ.png)
The bullet points in her PowerPoint.
Grounded
![](http://i.imgur.com/FUigMU9.png)
Solution to all problems: ground your girlfriend.
Heart Beat
![](http://i.imgur.com/Ew9J7zc.png)
The teacher meant in the cheesy “heart beating faster” way, but I like Murretail's answer.
His Band
![](http://i.imgur.com/QYVJiYZ.png)
I don't remember what person/band.
Lettuce
![](http://i.imgur.com/HepMAXY.png)
Two years before this, he got really mad at her for repeatedly telling that joke. Also, panel two is a nice Max and Ruby face.
Lowest
![](http://i.imgur.com/jFn4aRk.png)
He didn't turn in his paper on time. She would accept late papers, but the grade would be lower. At the time she said this, he hadn't turned it in yet, so it was a zero.
My Name
![](http://i.imgur.com/CFdO5sT.png)
I think she needed his help with something.
One B
![](http://i.imgur.com/2Y4fW6d.png)
You talkin' to me???
Pooh
![](http://i.imgur.com/uxwYyLJ.png)
In German, the word for “to dig” is the same as the word for “grave” (although it has to be capitalized when it's a noun). It was an inopportune time to teach us “to dig,” because we had just learned “grave,” though it was for an entirely different context.
Sleeptalking, Part Four
![](http://i.imgur.com/Oopyuey.png)
Remember, she didn't know she was talking to Zebraheart--she called me by her teacher's name and claimed all of her friends (except Pyritethorn) were asleep.
Sodas, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/IXaVhJs.png)
It took her about eight months into the school year to stop spilling her soda every week.
Sparkle
![](http://i.imgur.com/2waLF0g.png)
It wasn't a very good plan.
Sphinx
![](http://imgur.com/A3VBb9C.png)
See, I'm definitely psychic.
Stolen
![](http://imgur.com/NP6Rgzz.png)
Once, in the car, Adderbite and I took his hat. I shoved it down underneath Aniplume's backpack, so Thunderpelt thought for a while that I had actually managed to hide it well. Of course, the moment Aniplume picked up his backpack, the hat was there. So Adderbite started taking his hat whenever she got the chance.
Tattoo
![](http://i.imgur.com/5UdizPv.png)
Actually, Mintwhisker found out from Adderbite, who found out from Lilypetal, who found out from the social media.
The Club
![](http://i.imgur.com/zm1TuyQ.png)
Apparently it's the name of some movie, but I don't think she knew that--someone (Jonquilpetal?) complained about something, so this was in a “welcome to the club” context.
Tie My Shoe
![](http://i.imgur.com/4L2Vbsl.png)
Nightingaleswoop is useful.
To Leave
![](http://i.imgur.com/yOwXSf0.png)
Same.
Walked
![](http://i.imgur.com/SkvCDsm.png)
Sounds scary.
Weaseled
![](http://i.imgur.com/qrtI67k.png)
Actually, this wasn't that day, but he did weasel his way out of doing his work for a while once in a genuinely impressive way. There was an assignment due Thursday, so he got his parents to allow him the day off Friday and then convinced the teacher (on Wednesday) to extend the date to Friday.
Another Desk
![](http://i.imgur.com/SknRCFz.png)
Four's fine, but five is just going too far.
Another Point
![](http://i.imgur.com/uqTglNI.png)
They were convincing the teacher to give them points back on an assignment.
April
![](http://i.imgur.com/f1z6rCj.png)
Happy Halloween (note: I am posting this on July 9th).
April Fools Fish
![](http://imgur.com/ASbke5K.png)
It's apparently not a thing people do outside of France (I don't live in France...I must have picked this up in my little-kid French class), but for years I would draw a picture of a fish and tape it to my dad's back on April first. I actually managed to trick him one year--he thought I had dropped the paper and given up, when in reality I (accidentally) dropped the paper and thought I might as well stick it to him anyway.
Because
![](http://i.imgur.com/cViLSpJ.png)
I overheard this in the bathroom at a dance.
Blue-Green
![](http://imgur.com/kty8ubB.png)
This was at one of Ashtail's birthday parties.
Body
![](http://i.imgur.com/lgEc5l7.png)
Mothcloud wasn't fazed at all. Locustfang, on the other hand...
Burning
![](http://i.imgur.com/iSev649.png)
This was his greeting as he entered the classroom.
Bye
![](http://i.imgur.com/rCFjWr0.png)
Thanks for that clarification.
C Sharps
![](http://i.imgur.com/X2GqbO0.png)
Once again...Slick? But wait, no, it's for violin; this would be another kind of vi-borg.
Calves Look Good
![](http://i.imgur.com/axSrlCP.png)
Yes, I'm pretty sure it is.
Chapter Nine
![](http://i.imgur.com/P9FsGVC.png)
Lockpicking is both chapter seven and chapter nine.
Flagpole
![](http://i.imgur.com/zhbtzwo.png)
Nice.
Hot Blooded
![](http://imgur.com/YQUyaUE.png)
This was a long time ago.
Missed
![](http://i.imgur.com/dqMwQ5r.png)
I'm sure there is.
New Best Friend
![](http://i.imgur.com/GBHebRj.png)
I've seen him in the hall a couple times since then, but we haven't spoken.
Not Dancing
![](http://i.imgur.com/lTy5Q6F.png)
Or ground him.
On A Chair
![](http://i.imgur.com/gLHTAiZ.png)
That definitely doesn't sound like a good idea.
Parasite
![](http://i.imgur.com/iFA7NkI.png)
Macawstep has had senioritis since at least sixth grade. Granted, so have I.
Petty
![](http://i.imgur.com/YA9yAzD.png)
Here's a tip: the comic is arguably better if you pretend it says “pretty” instead of “petty.”
Pirates
![](http://i.imgur.com/3uVVpDZ.png)
I don't remember why they decided he was a pirate.
Snow Cones
![](http://i.imgur.com/WIeGAJg.png)
Better than math, at least.
Terrible Student
![](http://i.imgur.com/f4AZfOb.png)
I was telling a story about how I stopped doing my physics homework after my teacher stopped counting my work as work. It was a 50% either way (and don't worry, I got a 97% in the class overall, so I wasn't just throwing away my grade).
Three Out Of Three
![](http://i.imgur.com/1b8JmIN.png)
I got a three until three on my paper, too.
Victory Pasta
![](http://imgur.com/8WSyb0y.png)
1800 comics and twelve 150s--that's a whole lot of 150s. Also, I didn't mistakenly call a doughnut a bagel; she was holding half the bagel, and it was covered in Nutella.
COMICS 1801-1900
Agreement
![](http://i.imgur.com/USRhKIm.png)
This was the spaceman bag.
Balance
![](http://i.imgur.com/LdO2PIC.png)
Adderbite: He spent forty minutes on it.
Clarification
![](http://i.imgur.com/T9IkReR.png)
Most of the menu sections didn't have headings, and “Top Round” doesn't even make much sense in the first place.
Cool Water Bottle
![](http://i.imgur.com/haBvgG3.png)
Well, okay.
Dragging
![](http://i.imgur.com/qs4EQzD.png)
No, I don't know the context.
Empire
![](http://i.imgur.com/gYpbauG.png)
We were trying to play Star Wars music, but we weren't very good at it.
Evian
![](http://i.imgur.com/gLoj8Yi.png)
Above it all. Evian, pizza...will nothing sate him?
Fake Nails
![](http://i.imgur.com/hAKRKUY.png)
Three of them had already fallen off.
Fifteen
![](http://i.imgur.com/kxWTQZa.png)
I'm not going to say how long ago this was.
Flattered
![](http://i.imgur.com/2BeZZd2.png)
He was sitting in Deerblaze's seat, and Deerblaze was talking to him.
Grab, Part Two
![](http://i.imgur.com/g8A35xo.png)
Well, that doesn't sound fun.
Greasy
![](http://imgur.com/ebhbhU9.png)
And eyelashes; don't forget the lashes.
Grey's Anatomy
![](http://i.imgur.com/zFxInt6.png)
That's...great.
Jackknife
![](http://i.imgur.com/ntRVOyp.png)
This was in fifth grade. We had to create three sentences using words from...I think the list was of verbs with double letters in them.
Menu
![](http://i.imgur.com/d2POv9D.png)
This was from a German video. Archclaw's cat is a ginger tabby named Speedy, and at the end of the video Coldwhisker sort-of-accidentally dumped ketchup on Speedy (he meant to pretend to dump ketchup on him, but the cap came off).
Newspapers
![](http://i.imgur.com/fXCL09L.png)
They were reading the newspapers instead of paying attention in class.
Onslaught
![](http://imgur.com/eNqmN0p.png)
I'm not sure I like vacations that come with onslaughts.
Phonics
![](http://i.imgur.com/f4NTynj.png)
Springwhisker: Scary Harry. Very scary Harry.
Race
![](http://i.imgur.com/BBXjFnH.png)
He had a striped shirt.
Right And Left
![](http://i.imgur.com/bvy5bod.png)
100%.
Sleeptalking, Part Five
![](http://i.imgur.com/V46shff.png)
They went on like that for a while.
Soups
![](http://i.imgur.com/lgQPpzq.png)
I think by plural soups she meant plural noodles from one soup.
Thank Her
![](http://i.imgur.com/24FuCFY.png)
Poor Maroongale. No one brought coffee.
The School
![](http://i.imgur.com/D7ecNFb.png)
Yet again, I don't know the context at all.
Violins
![](http://i.imgur.com/fCLsdoG.png)
She was talking about Dvorak's Symphony #8 in G Major arranged for just a string orchestra.
Crop
![](http://imgur.com/ntsrNQk.png)
The teacher hates spring break because we don't live on farms (think your typical suburban area, except just rich enough to be snobby toward all the other suburbs around).
Count, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/gOSmjxr.png)
He tried. (He was speaking German and used the wrong translation from the Internet.)
CIM Motor
![](http://imgur.com/rEuQIz3.png)
Slick was testing Mallowfang.
Correct Answers
![](http://imgur.com/zyHjWMU.png)
Yeah, good luck with that.
Cry
![](http://imgur.com/mEZxjpt.png)
Dehydrated. The word I was looking for was dehydrated.
Danny DeVito
![](http://imgur.com/snyYrAS.png)
Oh.
Crêpes
![](http://imgur.com/Wz93tlj.png)
Sometimes I wonder if this drove a wedge between them in their relationship.
Eyeballs
![](http://imgur.com/zndWo8M.png)
It was almost the last class of the day, at least.
Fall Behind
![](http://imgur.com/Ts60VrU.png)
Bragging time: although I failed about six tests in that class, I got an A for the year and a 5 (max score) on the AP exam! Update: I have since learned that 48.4% of everyone who took this test that year got a 5. I’m still proud, though.
Germany
![](https://imgur.com/pfzgDsh.png)
Well, okay.
Hotels
![](http://imgur.com/sFcDmEX.png)
I said it this way on purpose, but the word for “to stand” in German sounds like the word “stay,” so people mess this up sometimes.
Eat A Bagel
![](http://imgur.com/GizUSaG.png)
See, this is why we call him Food-Aniplume.
Goo
![](http://imgur.com/VSYzlUc.png)
She actually remained Schuzz-Brained Banana Goo for a while; it was all she wanted to be called.
How Is It
![](http://imgur.com/tyCTbzE.png)
Eldertwig was asking about the dancing at prom.
Fun Dip
![](http://imgur.com/nCmRAcb.png)
Poor Lynxtuft. No Fun Dip for her.
Short Hair
![](http://imgur.com/6GkWtut.png)
I guess so.
Milk
![](http://imgur.com/QRg8CzW.png)
???
Snob
![](http://imgur.com/Ef4dfRu.png)
Coming from Slick...
Any Sports
![](http://imgur.com/xjBbja4.png)
At first I thought she was going like “oh, great, I’ve been talking to a nerd,” but then...
The Flamingo
![](http://imgur.com/aFYXjKX.png)
It was another heading, just like “Top Round.”
Interesting Snack
![](http://imgur.com/VzMvLE1.png)
We had some red icing.
Texas Instruments Michael, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/fnWrCgh.png)
Good to know.
Laugh
![](http://imgur.com/xfRNUZr.png)
Looks like both to me.
Nice Job
![](http://imgur.com/oPxmBOZ.png)
I still maintain that it was not my fault.
Toes
![](http://imgur.com/Cjotz3W.png)
Again, this was in German. Gabbroflash, aka Yung Twizzlr, was told to lead us in singing “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes,” and we ended up with this somewhat interesting variation.
Cool Dinosaur
![](http://imgur.com/Qg4r6Wz.png)
I actually almost said something about toy cars. I was thinking that smallish dinosaurs would have to stay away from cars, and then I thought the image of dinosaurs running from toy cars was funny.
Divide The Sun
![](http://imgur.com/YwRIPft.png)
Pi in the sky.
Cracking Ice
![](http://imgur.com/hqkP1ax.png)
This was from the same video with the rocks that weren't moving.
Currency
![](http://imgur.com/uFIxCxd.png)
That's how it works.
Fall In
![](http://imgur.com/DZdOBDq.png)
I know panels two and three sound kind of mean-spirited, but panel 2 was meant in the best possible way, panel 3 was because of his smug expression, and Killdeerfrost is Killdeerfrost.
Football Movie
![](http://imgur.com/or8XBSA.png)
Yes.
Flip Phone, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/XLBnLZJ.png)
See, I told him it was an iPhone Flip.
Dance Floor
![](http://imgur.com/HnEfin0.png)
Jaggedtuft was laughing because Adderbite and I were lying. We danced a little…
Not Eat
![](http://imgur.com/N10nIZ6.png)
“We” as in Hummingbirdfeather and Nightingaleswoop.
Cry, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/2dI0bW9.png)
Don't worry, Bubbleclaw wasn't being (very) serious.
How Many
![](http://imgur.com/wxHufoP.png)
Apparently not.
Fork
![](http://imgur.com/A8LY9Og.png)
Could you pass me that fork?
Frisbee
![](http://imgur.com/HklZ52M.png)
I know he meant throwing the laptop around, but I still have a mental image of a laptop as one of the participants throwing a Frisbee.
Gardener
![](https://imgur.com/d7RDHQS.png)
Not many options there.
Parallelogram
![](https://imgur.com/b7r8Nph.png)
Wow, that's impressive.
I Don't Know These People #116
![](http://imgur.com/IQwpPwS.png)
RIP
I Don't Know These People #117
![](http://imgur.com/YD8Mer2.png)
Um, yes, it is.
I Don't Know These People #118
![](http://imgur.com/X7DgOxs.png)
This was more cute than funny, but I made it a comic anyway.
I Don't Know These People #119
![](http://imgur.com/PyxJUBs.png)
He said it so reverently. By the way, this was the day I met these people...so it's possible they are other people who show up later in the comics under completely different designs since I didn't know them at all this first day and didn't manage to recognize who had said this.
I Don't Know These People #120
![](http://imgur.com/s0PcCQq.png)
Sounds like an excuse to me.
Teaching
![](http://imgur.com/GnuEdKM.png)
That's a cool grandma.
The One
![](http://imgur.com/cKFFUAE.png)
He wouldn't tell us the gossip he's heard about us from Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost. He did tell us fake gossip about Stonefrost.
Shout
![](http://imgur.com/WkRM600.png)
It sounds a little like Link's yell.
Tie-Dyeing Shirts, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/nqEfXer.png)
This was the day it was extra credit to wear them.
Seven
![](http://imgur.com/xJqOquP.png)
The worst thing???
Confirmed
![](http://imgur.com/xB82p6P.png)
I did not know that.
Crumple
![](http://imgur.com/Z7RBc5o.png)
How thoughtful.
Contacts
![](http://imgur.com/q7BSTik.png)
He had to leave class for a while because there was a problem with his contacts.
Documentary
![](http://imgur.com/cVmYqri.png)
This was her attempt at a compromise after Jasperstripe shouted out “MOVIE!” while she was talking.
Crumbs
![](http://imgur.com/YNvDaQU.png)
It was decent cake.
Cowboy
![](http://imgur.com/uM6mFRI.png)
It was some weird little dance where she stood like that and shook around a little.
Equation
![](http://imgur.com/YZKGql4.png)
Well, it’s true.
Dorian, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/Ah3zH2t.png)
He was still trying to get a face swap.
Coughed
![](http://imgur.com/RFeVnNQ.png)
Brindlefoot seems to have that effect on technology. HOLD ON TECHNOLOGY ROBOTS SLICK
Crocodile
![](http://imgur.com/sMnD5Kc.png)
Later she was surprised to see that the video she had pulled up on her computer screen was actually playing, which was what Marblenose was trying to tell her in the first place.
Magnet
![](http://imgur.com/1OjWcDN.png)
He looked so horrified. It was as if she hadn't seen Star Wars all over again.
Momentary
![](http://imgur.com/ekC7dTt.png)
Ibexspring rarely does.
Not Moving
![](http://imgur.com/52blbRD.png)
Adderbite had been telling a story about how she was moving away soon, but Lilypetal didn't notice.
Fifteen Each
![](http://imgur.com/CjPyojF.png)
This was the day with the water striders and hip waders.
90s Kids
![](http://imgur.com/uIhIJuV.png)
This was the most specific I ever got about my age back on wcf. I love pushing rules, but I was always wary of outright breaking them.
Paper Circles
![](http://imgur.com/4WPl0Hj.png)
Why stop there?
Paper Circles, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/dS1TvPZ.png)
Adderbite thought I was giving her a peace sign, but later I told her that I was holding up two fingers to stealthily tell her there was a second circle on Slick's head.
Repeating
![](http://imgur.com/nedGXZn.png)
He asked for it.
Going To
![](https://imgur.com/C1oqr20.png)
For an assignment. These were not her final answers, but she did temporarily type them up.
No Handshake
![](http://imgur.com/vaD0jWd.png)
Something like that.
Shoutout
![](http://imgur.com/wdcrVoc.png)
This was his greeting another time he walked in.
Vegetables
![](http://imgur.com/S05fRqE.png)
She was apologizing (for something trivial) in German, and the word for “vegetables” sounds pretty similar to the word for “mean.”
Tea Girl
![](http://imgur.com/9lgKiki.png)
The counterpart to Killdeerfrost?
Tie-Dyeing Shirts, Part Four
![](http://imgur.com/VgVWxqE.png)
He had a different shirt (not tie-dye) underneath it, but he put on the one Elmwhisker had just ripped off.
That Class
![](http://imgur.com/uJlYqBg.png)
This set was originally uploaded with imgland, which scrambles around the images...this wasn't meant to be the one that ended the hundred. But still! 1900 comics! I like how that was the question he chose to answer.
COMICS 1901-2000
Branch
![](http://imgur.com/i2SIKcT.png)
Well, it's good that she's happy.
Defined
![](http://imgur.com/Z2F8CmZ.png)
I think I just found Mr. Philosopher!
German Pun
![](http://imgur.com/wOKekSt.png)
His original "pun" was "Itch ben ein berlener," an intentionally misspelled variant of "Ich bin ein Berliner." He changed it to "I fear the Wurst."
Given
![](http://imgur.com/n4elIDI.png)
This comic could also be titled "I Was Planning To Push My Boundaries On WCF Once Again."
Kirby
![](http://imgur.com/MgB6IQ1.png)
He tried.
Highway
![](http://imgur.com/SUDkrSU.png)
Jam spreader hates AC/DC with a passion.
Bonnet
![](http://imgur.com/OMjqTcH.png)
Sung to the tune of The Farmer in the Dell.
Broke A Violin
![](http://imgur.com/vhDJmIo.png)
Poor Jasperstripe.
Bag Of Mints
![](http://imgur.com/cJJrdqh.png)
That sounds completely fair.
Box Elder
![](http://imgur.com/xk1egLm.png)
Think of this one less as a single comic and more as several snapshots of the course of about 45 minutes that combine to produce what you see here. My tree identification skills were put to waste because groups had to be about fifteen each…and the prize (which we didn't win, of course) was ice cream.
Leveled Up
![](http://imgur.com/D4GPkfz.png)
He's now a Pterodactyl (Advanced).
Picture Taken
![](http://imgur.com/EjcGC5j.png)
How insulting?
Monkey Ball
![](http://imgur.com/IiBCm1B.png)
Those are sweetgum leaves (and, uh, seed things). I have a sweetgum in my yard.
Paper Circles, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/GwA95Gn.png)
This means he never noticed them.
Pose
![](http://imgur.com/tvliEq8.png)
The teacher then imitated the pose back to him.
Pretty Middle Name
![](http://imgur.com/MsUotyZ.png)
She sounded so bitter.
On The Cookie
![](http://imgur.com/1o7YtaT.png)
To be fair, most birds would enjoy a cookie.
Put Something
![](http://imgur.com/M4UYFFX.png)
That sounds like it would earn a high grade.
Prince
![](http://imgur.com/IktzumN.png)
Apples don't grow on trees, you know!
Salt And Pepper
![](http://imgur.com/PRAwdoM.png)
Sure.
Wavin'
![](http://imgur.com/NrvkcyV.png)
I don't remember the context (or if there even was any, but I think there was).
Which Book
![](http://imgur.com/fCznWVD.png)
Another example of me pushing wcf boundaries.
Quack Quack
![](http://imgur.com/l7AjqQy.png)
Makes sense.
Ready For This Exam
![](http://imgur.com/WSCqaDd.png)
I hope he did well; I'll probably never know. I did well, though.
Studying
![](http://imgur.com/SDU5PIA.png)
Sure you are. I wasn't there for this, but this was one of the stories Goldstep told me.
Greg
![](http://imgur.com/J77BXF1.png)
He had to take a second day to finish his presentation because he couldn't get past having to learn how to pronounce Prokofiev three times.
Force
![](http://imgur.com/ZZzjBwS.png)
It's an extra credit project each year.
Familiar
![](http://imgur.com/rLdvtt4.png)
I didn't mean to say that out loud.
Alice
![](http://imgur.com/Q2EwxWt.png)
That would be a strange crossover. I mean, I’m sure it’s happened before.
A Fan
![](http://imgur.com/55dvcQU.png)
Why would he need a fan if it was too cold?
Grow Legs
![](http://imgur.com/nRL93us.png)
You're welcome.
Hate Strings
![](http://imgur.com/OSufjSr.png)
I like trees.
Humor Me
![](http://imgur.com/0EyQoQE.png)
Okay.
Order The Pizza
![](http://imgur.com/5ddYkUw.png)
Sounds scary.
Pig
![](http://imgur.com/8ByWLcv.png)
Oh well.
Pizza Rolls
![](http://imgur.com/p5MVxdB.png)
This was her changing-the-subject thing for whenever we walked past Deerblaze.
Resource
![](http://imgur.com/Bnamd9y.png)
Yes.
Ruler
![](http://imgur.com/oMI4g2e.png)
What's sad is that I was talking to myself about nothing in particular.
Prettiest
![](http://imgur.com/82xLPmP.png)
Another fairy tale thing.
So Picky
![](http://imgur.com/XcPWK58.png)
Jackalclaw was talking to Driftspots and Hotel Pillow, who were being "picky" with their circuit parts.
Royalty
![](http://imgur.com/F2dZFEx.png)
A piece of white fabric for a costume.
Staple
![](http://imgur.com/ydmL6O3.png)
Sure you weren't.
Stretching
![](http://imgur.com/5tOQDgT.png)
Glad to hear he approves.
Thin Legs
![](http://imgur.com/8LId1A2.png)
How far can he jump!?
The Bee Movie
![](http://imgur.com/8BMsCd3.png)
Oh, Mistlescar…
What She Is
![](http://imgur.com/VDiEzZf.png)
Same.
Windows
![](http://imgur.com/02qxwNa.png)
Well, that's true.
Whole Milk
![](http://imgur.com/m42KsPc.png)
White food coloring?
Vandalism
![](http://imgur.com/TtkZAV5.png)
There were basketballs flying all around us (we weren't allowed in the library during exams we didn't have to take, so we had to sit in the gym).
Two Envelopes
![](http://imgur.com/0BnPI5u.png)
Not quite what she asked, but okay. Thirteen 150s!
Advantage
![](http://imgur.com/NUIDI2c.png)
He's so tall.
American Idol
![](http://imgur.com/nexxlwh.png)
Then why did she volunteer?
Baby Food
![](http://imgur.com/wNxj79g.png)
It…really sounds like they were talking about Parrotjaw eating baby food. I'm not sure how else to interpret this. But I had no context, so who knows?
Beautiful And Friendly
![](http://imgur.com/bIq1D6l.png)
I need to stop.
Dump Out
![](http://imgur.com/X27k8tn.png)
I don't remember where the water was.
Ice Cream Cone Bandit
![](http://imgur.com/W4IdOQ1.png)
He was the ice cream cone bandit because of frustums, and I know the baby monitors were relevant, but I don't remember why.
Bronchitis
![](http://imgur.com/8OYj09y.png)
And that was the last time either of us ever saw him. He'll still be in some more comics because they're not perfectly chronological… (edit: Don't be concerned! Nothing happened to him. He just graduated; that's all.)
Hiking
![](http://imgur.com/GUBAOv8.png)
For context, this happened at prom. Moraystripe was her date. This was the extent of their interactions. She went to prom with him so that Stonefrost would see that she had a date. And this was what happened.
Double Whammy
![](http://imgur.com/pgQcLq7.png)
I don't remember what it was.
Kicked Out
![](http://imgur.com/4xw7tlW.png)
Braces, also called curly brackets.
King
![](http://imgur.com/O17Y3St.png)
Aspwhisker! At one point, on hip waders/water striders/leaf identification day, Aspwhisker was standing on a rock while Wednesday Shirt tried to scoop up fish in a bucket. Aspwhisker looked like he was surveying his subjects, but he was still Aspwhisker.
My Head
![](http://imgur.com/kS3tQOc.png)
No, I don't remember what she meant.
Peanut
![](http://imgur.com/YTg1UMO.png)
Well, that's good, anyway.
Photoshopped Prom Picture
![](http://imgur.com/jqpXJU9.png)
It was actually fairly well done.
Kazoo
![](http://imgur.com/QKEWm3e.png)
I'm not even sure what fell.
Purify
![](http://imgur.com/iLA9Tyf.png)
That was kind of the idea.
Pianist, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/lk3uXYU.png)
Beautiful.
Shutting Up
![](http://imgur.com/U5s0Bjr.png)
Yes, because Arrowroottail was the one talking too much.
Same Place
![](http://imgur.com/kBThfn1.png)
They're the same person.
Sleep Deprivation
![](http://imgur.com/wsFZddU.png)
I mean, that was my joke too, but still.
That Effect
![](http://imgur.com/JINUOdR.png)
She's referring to Thunderpelt again. Fun fact: the reason he has that funny tuft on his face is because of the cat in my avatar, Thunder, who has the same shaped tuft. In retrospect I wish I hadn’t given him such a cool name, but at least his tuft looks funny.
Tie-Dyeing Shirts, Part Five
![](http://imgur.com/00gqUmu.png)
Why not?
Watch Me
![](http://imgur.com/km0VpwQ.png)
Uh, okay…
Three Words That Rhyme
![](http://imgur.com/JrzxTxu.png)
Excellent words. Fun fact: the cat on the left is supposed to be black and gold like a clarinet.
So Chill
![](http://imgur.com/Gc3fl0b.png)
JACKALCLAW WHY
Decimal Places
![](http://imgur.com/WlJJWjN.png)
The teacher said it by accident; Jackalclaw was quick to call him out.
Debris
![](http://imgur.com/YJluS5G.png)
Delicious.
AP Chemistry
![](http://imgur.com/bNYdR0w.png)
AP chem is so good.
Bleach, Part Four
![](http://imgur.com/Lh3MByh.png)
I would.
Important In This World
![](http://imgur.com/uX4xMGH.png)
Finally, a clear metric.
Frowny Face
![](http://imgur.com/83jCArF.png)
Not just any frowny face. The frowny face.
Mars
![](http://imgur.com/d14VFCG.png)
Won't even walk to your own neighbor's house?
Individual Dodgeball
![](http://imgur.com/JktnRJQ.png)
I believe it.
Immune To Emotions
![](http://imgur.com/L3MpBZn.png)
Immune. Sure.
Her Brother
![](http://imgur.com/YBNSFSo.png)
For some reason he was like a school celebrity.
Long Legs
![](http://imgur.com/EG1jRsQ.png)
Applefoot walks a lot faster than Adderbite.
Free Cookie, Part Five
![](http://imgur.com/DOLuqRJ.png)
Gross.
Oxymoron
![](http://imgur.com/lr0pokx.png)
He couldn't think of the word.
Older Twin
![](http://imgur.com/HRLAD4l.png)
Just like Killdeerfrost.
More Appropriate
![](http://imgur.com/N0BIy3G.png)
As in more professional.
Onion Pizza
![](http://imgur.com/uZTugvs.png)
Because onions smell like pizza.
Nature Walk
![](http://imgur.com/kq5VRlb.png)
That had better include box elders!!!
Raised
![](http://imgur.com/23LUyzb.png)
That was morbid.
Negative Four
![](http://imgur.com/a3huRFO.png)
Come on.
The Best Title
![](http://imgur.com/rl7Ykwv.png)
I had to write a review of "Forrest Gump," and we were sitting in the gym where sometimes basketballs flew dangerously close to us.
Pumpkinshoes
![](http://imgur.com/4pz7ANI.png)
Pumpkin spice Killdeerfrostte.
Volleyball
![](http://imgur.com/HdYBVTk.png)
It was a water bottle.
What Is Love?
![](http://imgur.com/5YUs8rh.png)
That was unplanned.
Yoinks
![](http://imgur.com/80Bpyg3.png)
Yoinks! The goblins are coming.
You-Know-Who
![](http://imgur.com/qMLN86I.png)
She meant Jaggedtuft. 2000 comics!