Post by tiger beetle on Aug 4, 2016 16:12:31 GMT -5
Part Two: Baby Frogs For Everyone
COMICS 501-600
Ice
Or at least not that weird.
Thank You
I'm not sure why Tennétail was screaming, but Badgerclaw hates gym because not everyone is good enough for him, and Condorclaw and Peartail are both constantly cheating.
Shaking
Jaggedtuft: You know, I'm weird.
Impossible Question
Leafstream makes a point there.
Hate, Part Two
I win.
Engaged
Squeaktalon is an interesting person.
Cannibal
Yeah...she can't spell.
Nickname
M. Classy Class.
Bill
Cobaltwhisker was confused.
Little Kid
Of course that's why "Thad" didn't respond.
Mouses
Thank you as always for your enlightening commentary, Darkclaw.
Carrot
Apparently she drew a fire truck that looked like a moldy carrot and he won't leave her alone about it.
Petting
Jaggedtuft. What. Just what.
Chanting
I'm usually pretty quiet, so any time I yell at least one person is shocked.
Hobbit
Amberfang had been giving me "advice."
Pasture
I don't remember what the discussion was, unfortunately.
Pasture, Part Two
She really wanted to hear the word "pasture" again.
Pasture, Part Three
Again with the screech laugh.
Laughing
Nothing?
Light Switch
Right, because that solves everything.
Songs
Actually, that's completely normal. I think.
YMCA
So "I'm going to kill you" is a color and "hitting Hollyfrost" is a letter.
YMCA, Part Two
That was his excuse for not dancing.
Stranger
Adderface keeps making me watch annoying videos...
Pixie Dust
Is Darkclaw a pixie, then...?
Something
I used to think Cinnamontuft was completely normal.
Scale
She confused them because she tried (and failed) to guess both his birthday and his favorite number.
Rain
She meant evaporating.
Innocent
And it's because of both of them that I'm not innocent.
Rake
Probably good not to.
Tape
Part one of six...
Tape, Part Two
Real-life-trolling Jayflight is surprisingly entertaining.
Tape, Part Three
I'm almost surprised he fell for it for even that long, but it's Jayflight, so I probably shouldn't be. AAAAHHH I forgot to color Jayflight's tail!
Tape, Part Four
This didn't really fit with the previous or next parts, so I made it a comic by itself. In retrospect I should have made this and part five one comic.
Tape, Part Five
...Just wait for it.
Tape, Part Six
After that whole exchange…
Rescue
Well, he failed.
Pumpkin
She only heard the part about growing in a patch.
Moon Fetch
And Ashtail is Quirrell.
Failed High Five
The title is self-explanatory.
Potato
Jaggedtuft is a raindrop with a brain.
Leave
I'm really bored.
Basement
Adderbite: Jaggedtuft's eyes are a fancy color. And look, his ears are really fancy! I wonder what he'd say if I told him he had fancy ears.
Care
This is why people don't realize she's actually smart.
Crazy
Yes, because of course it was Creekwhisker who started it.
Never
Well, so much for that.
Broken
She accidentally made Eveningpelt hit her head on the window.
Whiteboard
Well...
Backyard
Valid point.
Mouth
Jonquilpetal is unhelpful.
Ghost
How does Driftspots put up with her?
Glare
Apparently Adderbite and Ashtail both think he's intimidating...
Hates
...But Tigerpelt isn't intimidating at all.
Hug
Marlspots likes to hug people.
Morning
That's why you should never let Nighttail be the one writing on the board. He does have nice handwriting, though.
Page Numbers
Adderbite made the same mistake--she couldn't figure out how to get off page 63 the first time she looked up the comics. (On the very first version of wcf, there were only 15 posts per page, so yes, it got way past 100 pages! Once wcf updated, there were 40 posts per page, so there were fewer pages, and of course moving to wcrf set it all back to the start…)
Pringles, Part Two
Adderbite and I explained the entire conversation, and I still don't think he believed us.
Sad
Yay! The backlog is finished! ...But there are still comics I haven't even sketched.
Officially
That's on a recording from quite a while ago. The thing is, Ashtail and I played with the sound and made it really low, so they both sound absolutely ridiculous. "You can't say that word" ended up sounding like low-pitched Lumpy Space Princess, and Ashtail's voice got really weird scratchy sounds when she yelled, "Cheese jerky!"
I Am
In case you can't read it, Ashtail's block of text says, "...And he's really weird. He wore glasses for, like, half the year, then didn't for a month, but then wore them again for the rest of the year except for one week! He and Squeaktalon sat at our lunch table. Literally they sat next to us. Well, across the table, but near us." It isn’t important, but just so that you know it’s real words.
Spaniel
Pigeonflight might make less sense than Adderbite sometimes. This is one of the Vintage Quotes I mentioned.
Drafts
Ibisfoot! This is the most vintage quote in the comics, as Ebonyclaw and I have discerned. I think it was two days before the conversation in the comic Summer 2009. Which means it also took place in summer 2009, but earlier.
Hindsight
Hindsight Ketchup! Really, once you eat it, you'll realize why we called it hindsight ketchup. Trust me.
Starring Some Random Guy That I Met At A Restaurant
I have...issues with interruption.
Gullible
Hey, look, it's that camera from the other comics! Wait...I wonder if Driftspots is the one who messed up the settings...?
Weirdness
The actual conversation is in another earlier comic.
Ice, Part Two
Okay, so, I failed at drawing this, but Lilypetal has an ice cube up her nose and Lynxtuft is spewing water. Also I sketched this with a dull blue crayon because I was lazy.
Fantastic
It's so hot in the school. Especially the part where that classroom is.
Squares
Factoring is annoying.
Construction Guys
teacher: No, just kidding, they're actually nice.
Middle Name
According to her, my full name is Rhubarb Potatobread Serpenttile.
Statement
It was for "class officers."
Bug
Well, at least it was off her arm, right?
Star
Black holes are the paper shredders of space.
Teenage Girl
Well, half of it is true, at least.
Zoidberg
The conversation sort of dissolved into an argument over whether Cliffclaw was Zoidberg or not.
High School Musical
I'm lazy and avoiding two- and four-panel comics. So the short, less funny ones are being posted together. Sorry.
Cupcakes
...Well, now Adderface and I have codenamed someone "Supermoo Scaryface.
"Cupcakes, Part Two
Next Thursday (Sep 19) is Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day.
Torture
Well, uh, maybe I should have used a darker ecru for the spots. Anyway, unrelated to the comic, but Minecraft frustrates me. My horse ran away and my golem killed my dog. Maybe it's a good thing I can't find any ocelots.
Twelve Seconds
Sorry comic progress has been so slow.
After
Okay, back to my Minecraft thing? I have six full-grown horses and one foal (on peaceful), so that's good, but I still don't have any more cats or dogs.
Crotchety
See, tormenting Thunderpelt isn't the only thing she does...
Bushel
Long story.
Toast
Adderbite: I don't know how to sayings!
Left Foot
So, yeah, apparently she has two left feet.
Rejection
By the way, never quote Agateclaw while passing notes (even outside of class) if there's a chance anyone else will read the paper...Thunderpelt warned Jaggedtuft to stay away from us...
Thesis
My remote control tarantula is shedding fake hairs all over the desk. As for the thesis, well, at least Adderbite and I didn't have to do any of the work! Oh, Adderbite was bothered that I didn't add this before: she was insisting on her thesis before asking me which one I agreed with. Emberheart kept telling her that I had my own opinion, and finally I interrupted their conversation to say that I did agree with Adderbite.
The Best
My dad says they sound like characters from Regular Show.
Old Nickname
Two things: one, he says everything really seriously, and two, there was no context.
Dark Horse
Obviously.
Funny
Mission accomplished anyway.
Floor
I was going to save this for 601 so it would be the top of a page but NOPE. Anyway...AdderbiteXCobrajaw! Yay! Even though we’ll probably never see him again…
Sands Of Time
Confession: I did not see the way she was dancing. But Agateclaw remembers, so it is not lost.
Funner
Incidentally an English teacher who can't spell.
Eye
This has become another of our sayings.
Skin
She had been talking about how there was a certain reaction she loved.
Vintage
Yeah, uh, inconsequential.
Pokémon
She was talking about how she would transform him with a magic wand.
Figuratively
600 comics!
COMICS 601-700
Divas
Hey, I wasn't the one who named us. And it wasn't exactly a fair game. We technically won, but only because she made the last question worth 3000 points.
The Problem With Optimism
I know, technically there’s air, but I don’t care.
In The Woods
why on earth was there a bunch of toast in the woods
Gorilla King
He was the gorilla king because he climbed over tables to prove his superiority and was a jerk toward basically everyone.
Milk Duds
She does have a point.
Milk Duds, Part Two
…Okay.
Told You So
Adderbite and I were in a group with a boy who doesn't have a warrior name; we came in second in the class (we had to "make a profit" based on tower height and how much weight it could hold). The winners had essentially the same design but more newspaper inside (the only materials were newspaper and masking tape). We probably would have "bought" more newspaper if we hadn't wasted so much on tape for my original plan. And I kind of, uh, neglected to tell Jaggedtuft why his tower wasn't going to do very well...
Can't See
She kept complaining about how the blue dye felt gross.
Papa Smurf
Essentially if you find anything blue it was colored with Papa Smurf.
Straight Lines
"Down, Emberheart's ego. Down."
The Map Lied
There was an indoor map that showed connections in a circle between four buildings with pedways.
Toast, Part Two
I can't believe I respond to "Rhubs." (short for Rhubarb)
Any Knock-Knock Joke
The only one that ever deviates is "Lettuce/lettuce in, it's cold outside."
Fairy Godmother
Partridgepelt is really helpful, isn't she?
The Force
I'm pretty sure that doesn't count.
The Force, Part Two
Lynxtuft has almost as much trouble as Adderbite with stuff like that.
Four
Remember how x equals 4? The formula for love is x squared, so love equals sixteen.
Frolicking
Everyone loves flamethrowers...
Lungs
Yeah, great idea. Meanwhile I'll be putting air in my lungs instead.
Kids
Well...uh...it's nice to see he's put some thought into it?
Daisy
I don't know if this is better with or without the explanation.
Hood
Archclaw is a helpful friend.
Move
They all look so messed up in this picture it's not even funny.
Acorn
This is the new oldest thing in the comics...and also apparently warrants an oxymoron.
Ball
Would it be mean if I called Jayflight pathetic? Eh, he's already pretty mean to me, so I'm just going to go ahead.
Fire
He drew a flamethrower burning one of her piranhas.
Forty-Two
And Cobaltwhisker is apparently now seventy-two.
Name
She's still never sure if she remembers his name.
Push
I feel like I messed up the teacher's design but oh well.
Skull
The teacher loves Rockfang's input.
Protractor
Wednesday Shirt!
You're Right
Adderbite later explained to Wednesday Shirt that I'd noticed the two of them part their hair on different sides.Not
Turning Around
Apparently Wednesday Shirt thinks we're funny, but we haven't asked Killdeerfrost...
Torturing
Bad news: my printer is unplugged so I can't scan anything until it's fixed and put back in. Fortunately there are still six comics in the folder and one I may draw digitally only.
Pretzel
Look, Adderface, it's finally finished!
Lutetium
With his signature awkward smile.
Title
The really sad part is that it was the best pun he came up with all day.
Repeatedly
I bite my nails back really far. Apparently they're really sharp. Also, I realized recently that I've been saying "pretty much" all the time again like I used to...
Spock
This should explain.
Cat
She was really disappointed.
Salary
I'm still not used to this update.
Water Tower
It was the only picture he took on purpose, and it failed. (yes this is going back to that same day with the comics on page 4)
Delete
This is the video he was talking about when he said he'd switch to taking videos out the window instead.
Heroically
This is a good example of the things I say at night.
Backwards
"You're going to take your shirt off in the hallway?" "...Yeah."
Picasso
He was trying to explain to Minnowcloud and Partridgepelt how I was fifteen questions ahead of them in our practice packet.
Wash
At least he bothered to check.
Lizard
I think I was talking about how lizards need a certain amount of heat whereas I like the cold.
Me
Hey, it's not like he got in trouble for this one--unlike "That's what she said...no, actually that's what he said."
Now
I can't even draw one Spock, much less nine, but this at least conveys what the shirt is.
Yesterday
That's Gemflower.
Stalker
Jackalclaw no!!!
Optical Illusion
My face seems to be a lot of things, according to Ashtail.
Over Here
Probably not his best decision, considering it led to about a month of "Thunderpelt! We're married!"
Whale
I'm not entirely sure what he was trying to do.
Wizard
Sorry it's so stretched; there wasn't enough room for the words.
Affection
And this.
College
I don't remember who got it.
Destiny
I don't like how this one turned out...
Morbid
Hard to say, really, considering some of his other comments.
Camels
Long story. Also, we've determined that Killdeerfrost is quieter than Stonefrost but also more likely to use real words (as opposed to grunting). He's also 99.39% sass.
Identity
I understand him responding to Killdeerfrost, because people probably mix them up fairly often. But not responding to his own name is just weird.
Jacket
She wound up meeting Wednesday Shirt about a week later. That was also when Adderface and I found his phone number.
Actor
Somehow I did know the answer (Leonard Nimoy), and I'm not sure where I learned it.
I Don't Know These People #1
Can't remember what kind of bug it actually was, but praying mantises are cool, so that's what I chose. I'm not sure where I heard this one.
I Don't Know These People #2
Adderface heard this in the hallway.
I Don't Know These People #3
Overheard during a fire drill.
I Don't Know These People #4
Overheard waiting in line for a roller coaster.
I Don't Know These People #5
Overheard in an ice cream shop. I'm not sure if I got correct who said what, but the quotes should be accurate enough.
Finally
Only his friends are allowed to call him Poochie.
Thursdays
Object permanence? Adderface logic.
That Name
if I get the reaction I'm expecting I will destroy someonemoonshine2222 I'm looking at you Also, I have no idea what’s going on with Adderbite’s arm in panel four.
Campfire
Not around it. In it.
Five Times
Said from the floor.
What Day
He started talking about how he was closer, so he won, and I didn't count.
Smartphones
We turned off the lights and computer and covered up the clock to see what the room looked like without electricity.
Closed Admittance
There were better moments but I don't know how close they are to the line. So this at least gives the general idea of what they were doing.
Microwave
To microwave or not to microwave; that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the kitchen to suffer the possibility of burns from the oven or to take arms against a slight danger and by microwaving end it...
Waiting For Me
Poor Wednesday Shirt...he always looks sad, but that time he looked genuinely alarmed.
We Love You
And even more alarmed here.
Who Said That
"Why would you tell her I was here?" "She says you're besties." "Oh. Okay."
I Don't Know These People #6
Only one dollar doesn't sound all that bad...
I Don't Know These People #7
Pizza Hut employees.
I Don't Know These People #8
Those same people. The woman's voice made this perfect.
I Don't Know These People #9
The quotes might be a little off here, since I wasn't really paying attention and only happened to overhear. I won't clarify what state this was actually in.
I Don't Know These People #10
Confession: sometimes, if I get too tired, my brain will start working like that. Fortunately I can still manage to turn them into coherent sentences if I have to say them out loud, though.
Manly Man King
On Valentine's Day Ashtail made a creepy face at WS and his friends as they passed. The Monday after, we went to a store together for little plastic animals, and one thing she bought was a crown (the bendy snake is from the same store). Ashtail said she would have taken her crown to school to be the Wednesday shirt king, but it would be destroyed; I suggested a tiara, as it would be smaller and easier to keep safe and would make her a manly man king.
Ggogl
Remember when this was technically against wcf rules?
The Falcon
This was before Adderface even knew his name. Poor Wednesday Shirt...
Nail
Not exactly the sort of thing you'd expect to find...
Nail, Part Two
There haven't been any toenails since then.
Nail, Part Three
His response to the teacher repeatedly mentioning it.
Pioneers
His capital Ns looked like Us because he wasn't using his usual handwriting.
Protein
This is the English teacher who found nothing wrong with "The sun never shined so pretty."
Sneezes
Sure.
WiFi
She announced it proudly as she walked into the room.
Cat Forum
I didn't tell him he's been in the comics almost since the beginning.
Chapter Nineteen
The book was Inkheart.
Fire Extinguisher
Adderface can never seem to remember the word "extinguisher."
Language Arts
700!
COMICS 701-800
Picture
Well, Adderface, you're first on page 8...
Faucet
Last year Agateclaw decided to assign people random adjectives and nouns. Other than Pebblefall (the courageous faucet) and myself (the ostentatious brick), the only things I remember are that Agateclaw was a cardboard box…was she a mesmerized cardboard box? No, that doesn’t sound right…and that someone was a tree stump; I don’t remember his adjective either.
Flopped
Adderface and I have made a Failed Sayings list that we update whenever she messes something up. It’s longer than it should be.
Hansel And Gretel
I’m too tired to think of anything to say about this one.
Hansel And Gretel, Part Two
He took it literally when she said, “No, no kids on fire yet.”
Pain
Maybe because I was also the one who fell down?
Pocahontas
In her defense, Pocahontas had been the answer to a question about five minutes before, and she was just walking back into the room, so she hardly heard any of the question at all. So she wasn’t legitimately trying to answer a question, just saying an answer for the sake of saying an answer.
Right Triangle
CxAxT is the (isosceles) Right Triangle of Love. CobrajawxAdderbitexThunderpelt.
Friendish One
Well, all right then.
My Math
Apparently her English wasn’t either.
No Choice
She ended up giving me a kitten valentine when she found out about my comics.
Box Of Rocks
Well...it's things like this that are the problem.
Cliffhangers
She was talking about Sherlock.
Holes
Poor Killdeerfrost.
Legendary
Brackenclaw enjoys unsought commentary.
Which Team
This happened before the first movie was out. For the record: the teacher didn't know what she was talking about, Meadowblaze and several other people were Team Gale, most of the girls were Team Peeta, Brackenclaw and a few of his friends were Team Haymitch ("because he's awesome"), Juniperpelt was Team Jacob ("You guys are all just fair-weather fans!"), and Crowspots was Team Glimmer ("You don't know who Glimmer is? She's that hot girl from District One!").
Babies
Apparently Wednesday Shirt is a homework robot because he does his homework during math.
A Sun
Sounds painful.
Mint
This is the beginning of a series.
Mint, Part Two
By the way, this was before we really knew any of them (we'd met them all, but Adderface didn't know any of their names...I knew Deerblaze already but that's not important).
Mint, Part Three
It was actually the backup mint he ate; the first one was never eaten.
Mint, Part Four
Wednesday Shirt didn't even notice the mint because it got stuck between him and his backpack.
Control V
Mint isn't over (it goes to part 8) but parts 5 and 6 are really long so have this.
What Is This
Also this.
Mint, Part Five
Sorry this took so long...I'd have posted the others sooner but I wanted to get back to Mint first.
I Don't Know These People #11
I know these people by sight (they're part of Wednesday Shirt's posse, and the rusty one is the leader) but not by name.
I Don't Know These People #12
To the left.
I Don't Know These People #13
The fish in question is the replacement for one that died.
I Don't Know These People #14
I was too short to see who answered, but that was a lot of enthusiasm.
I Don't Know These People #15
"I'm here...anywhere!"
Colorful
Before anyone suggests synesthesia, he immediately corrected himself: "Your shirt is bright!"
Monstrosity
Look at the 22.
Mint, Part Six
Sorry this took so long.
Mint, Part Seven
But I dropped the cookie...
Mint, Part Eight
The thrilling conclusion!
Taking Pictures
Well, I wonder who they could have been of, then. Yes, he definitely heard.
So Close
She was playing a game on his phone and said "SO CLOSE!" in frustration. On another subject, I recently caved in and bought Pokémon Diamond.
Freezer
Sorry about how light Icewhisker’s words are…
Pasta
We call him Gigi even though that's not his name. Ginger Guy = G. G. = Gigi. Isolated punchlines are fun.
Bro
His face was too perfect not to turn into a comic. I do realize I just described his face as perfect...that was not the intent.
I Don't Know These People #16
I guess his ring had a tree on it or something.
I Don't Know These People #17
Nacho! Looks like IDKTP comics are a real thing now.
I Don't Know These People #18
I have no idea what his conversation was about or who he was talking to, but apparently ostriches were part of it.
I Don't Know These People #19
Okay, so, I may or may not actually know that the second cat is Hotel Pillow (we call him that because we hate him). But I don't know who the first person was, and I don't feel like making an official Hotel Pillow cat, so here it is.
I Don't Know These People #20
Apparently she was yelling at Jayflight for putting two exclamation points. This was after I convinced him that an ellipsis was three periods rather than two or four.
Masterpiece
He is neither a masterpiece nor a master.
Kill
Sure. Also, we might have found Blond Hollister Guy's name, but we're not sure.
The Math
I just don't know why Adderface is so afraid of him.
Tattled
I don't think this was directly about "DO THE MATH," but it was over something silly like that. Also, I take back every time I have ever said anything along the lines of "poor Killdeerfrost." He is horrible and I hate him.
Air Guitar
Sorry I'm being so slow to update.
Divergent
I promise I haven't quit, guys! I went on vacation (not that I've been exactly active in the first place) and my mom has been switching the computer mice (the one that "belongs" with the other computer--with no drawings or Pixelmator--is horrible so she keeps taking the good mouse to play games). And I'm not very motivated. Kind of lazy, really. Maybe more than kind of. But the comics aren't dead. Also I've been playing Pokémon...lots of Pokémon. So far I have eight shinies.
Rhyme
Oh, look, an update! And two more things: I've caught forty-eight shinies, and...the Killdeerfrost situation is REALLY WEIRD.
New Shirt
This happened in April...I can't believe I've spent sixty dollars on Wednesday shirts. The shinies are up to 56 and I've stopped hunting for them for now.
Month
Meaning that Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost would be older than us in terms of number age for about half a year. Also from a while ago.
Man
Jaggedtuft's voice is low enough already, but it gets even lower when he sings.
Call
"Why did you get my number off that piece of paper?" "So I could text Hollyfrost" "What?"
Breathe
I've been Masudaing Fletchlings for longer than it took me to beat the Y Pokémon League...maybe I should just give up.
Bleach
He probably meant we would like the taste of bleach.
January
I assume she meant February...but even then...!
Flappy Bird
She wouldn't let me call it anything except Flaps.
Flappy Bird, Part Two
If he knew half the things we say...
Numbers
That's definitely a number.
Horror
For anyone who is...similarly concerned, I have seen A New Hope. But the picture he showed us was Han Solo frozen in stuff.
Records
"amateur." - k slice
Dead Fish
Dead fish. Accurate. Now someone get Rocky in here.
Backyard Guest
It's not as if she wasn't invited--she just didn't tell us when she was here and decided to entertain herself in the yard instead of coming inside.
Waxy
Might as well be a Vintage Comic. Fifth grade?
Amoebas
I knew it was a trick, but I still wasn't expecting...that.
An H
I'm no longer any form of rhubarb.
Bathroom
It was the middle of the night.
Cacti
I'm already the German Yoda because according to my German class I know everything.
Catchall Term
Even she doesn't know why her suggestion was Flapjack, but it stuck within our friend group.
David
This happened years ago.
Die
The "I'm sorry, do you want something?" was directed at Beetlespring for laughing at the conversation.
Friday
His line was supposed to be, "It's Friday; you know what that means!"
Geodude
For those who don't know, Geodude is a very common Pokémon that is literally a rock with a face and hands. I think Geodude is kind of funny, but I also think hating it is funny.
Gotham
This happened the same night as Bathroom.
Haunted
I wish the backpack had belonged to one of them.
Heimlich Maneuver
Completely unnecessary in that situation.
Hitchhiker
She can bend all of her fingers back much farther than normal.
Snowing Seeds
Not happy with how the seeds turned out, but...close enough.
Asia
And out of my hair. That said, I do miss the friendship sometimes. Sometimes.
Sing
I just love finding old sketches. When they have words, that is. Old sketches with the words missing are just sad.
Ants
Maybe this isn't that funny as a comic. But knowing Coldwhisker and seeing him make that expression was pretty good.
Bird
Apparently it's a thing from The Notebook, and I was supposed to refuse to call her a bird and then say that if she was a bird I was a bird too.
Pokémon Names
For anyone not well versed in Pokémon: Wingull is a very common Pokémon that looks like a seagull and is found all over the place. A shiny is a very rare, randomly occurring palette swap (1/8192 Pokémon are shiny in the game he was playing). So he found a rare version of a common Pokémon and named it...Greenie.
Bagel
I suppose it's only fitting, really.
Cold
This was a long time ago.
Collaboration
By carrying chairs around.
I Don't Know These People #21
This was about three and a half years ago and I found it written down in a notebook as a potential comic; I can only assume that I thought at the time I would remember who said it.
I Don't Know These People #22
Fifth grade reading. He met his marker. The story in question was one of those cheesy things about "the box that I wanted to save for my time of greatest need...and it turned out to be empty; it was a box of hope!"
I Don't Know These People #23
"Half-chewed pencil" is one of my favorite insults.
I Don't Know These People #24
Overheard in the school hallway.
I Don't Know These People #25
Overheard in the same hallway as #24.
My Favorite Person
Ha.
Normal
Or just Nutmegmask.
Pokémon Masters
These probably aren't that funny for people who aren't into Pokémon...sorry.
Potty
That's our dad.
Two Hours
His cat has pretty much been a school meme for years.
What I'm Saying
Well, I don't know what she's saying. And that's 800 comics!
COMICS 801-900
Bitter
Nighttail: Why are you laughing!?
Explosives
Well, we established a while ago that dolphins' heads do explode, right?
Siri
I'm...not sure what happened.
Vote
This is another old sketch.
Your Math
DO THE MATH!
Neutron Stars
Obviously.
I Don't Know These People #26
I had Adderbite give me a number between 1 and 97 and she landed in this set, so...here it is. This actually happened the same day as Neutron Stars.
I Don't Know These People #27
I mean, he had to have said "loser," but...HE SAID "LIZARD." I swear it was lizard. There's no way he said anything other than lizard, no matter how much more sense "loser" would have made.
I Don't Know These People #28
And it turns out it's only a Featureless White Void because the lights were on the whole time. Who knew? But I had to make it dark for the comic to work.
I Don't Know These People #29
OMG WAFFLEZ! And lemons, apparently.
I Don't Know These People #30
I don't know what the food in question was.
Bricks
To be fair, they were big bricks.
Dead Bush
Poor bush.
Displacement
Something like that.
Important Messages
Nice priorities, Thunderpelt.
Spreading
How reassuring.
Communicator
A Star Trek thing my mom got out of a cereal box a long time ago.
Gunk
That would be even worse.
Nomination
More enthusiastic than Ashtail showing enthusiasm, anyway.
Struck By Lightning
This was considered a correct answer.
Too Small
But no one did.
Introductions
This was part of introducing ourselves to the class on the first day of school.
Peacock
And, actually, so can I.
Pop Tarts
Wow, it's been so long.
Program
We were watching a school play, and he was the usher (the seating help guy).
Tent
Good question.
Actors
He's...grody. But there were some funny moments; I'll give him that.
Cardboard
YOU IMPLIED!
Delivery
I've never had DiGiorno, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Grades
I just want to know where an I would fit in the grading system...?
Inches
I've been updating these every few inches for the past couple of feet.
Jerkin
A jerkin is a jacket. A gherkin is a pickle.
Mule
Yeah, she needed the shadows. Pale yellow; what was I thinking?
Novel
I kind of sketched the thing with the hand heart shape before remembering that his fur is hard to tell apart from the outlines. Oops.
Anime
Speaking as Emberheart's enemy and as someone who never wants to see her again, she was right. He said he would accept misspellings as long as the intended meaning was clear. It's not like it was English class.
Blood
???
Desk Beans
All year she called them kidneys.
Frosted Glass
Because glass tastes great!
Hilarious
Unrelated: my cat is a loaf.
Jerk
Not that Killdeerfrost isn't.
Snarky
I hope he quits the class this year.
Bootsy
Bootsy is a cat.
Susie
Correction: Jaggedtuft!
Awkward
Everyone knows.
Bird Calls
That was our first and so far only interaction with him.
Double Spacing
With both parsley and oregano!
Haircuts
He had grown his hair out for a play, and I got mine cut short.
Hand Sanitizer
The cicadas are here!
Lamp
I don't know the context. At all.
Skills
That's...wonderful.
Bob
Goldfisch is a brand of seeds. This sketch was over three years old: lower down on this page of comments I mentioned losing my sketch of Goldfisch, and I ended up changing the title.
Dawn
So funny. Also, sometimes the colors will look funny, but…it looks like I made his words reddish? If I did, it was an accident.
Gingerbread Man
The gingerbread man is no longer.
House Pride
She used to wear so many bracelets.
Lemon
Poison!
Sham-Wow
...No? I think she was yelling at Beetlespring.
Stacey
Makes perfect sense, right?
Train Ride
Well, I am now.
Waking Up
Wow, thanks.
World
I think I'm getting carpal tunnel from all these comics...
Deli Kiosk
The cheese didn't come, but as far as we know the order was legitimately sent.
Honey
Yeah, dry water probably wouldn't help.
I Don't Know These People #31
They weren't even playing video games...
I Don't Know These People #32
Yay! So exciting!
I Don't Know These People #33
I don't think she ever explained what they said.
I Don't Know These People #34
Year included. Standardized testing. In pen.
I Don't Know These People #35
I'm not sure.
Locked School Door
It was after school; he could have gotten in if it had been before. This happened years ago.
Good Morning
"More than twelve hours." I mean, I get it, but...still.
Slide
My cat won't stop yelling at me. I have no idea what he wants.
Even Worse
How many different ways of writing a 2 can there be?
Flip
Wow, so helpful.
Hats
It's the new trend.
Raccoon
Smart, I guess.
Recount
There was no hint in the sketch of which year (and therefore which teacher) this was with, so I guessed.
Scriptwriting
Sorry for including the headphones. I knew they'd be bad, but I didn't expect them to be so bad that they could be genuinely mistaken for mushrooms while around someone's neck in a depiction of something that really happened in school. So, yeah, sorry, Ashtail.
Shift
This happened over three years ago.
Terracotta
Again he immediately insisted his joke was bad and no one should laugh.
The 1800s
At least this wasn't history class.
The Learning Experience
She meant to drill it into our minds, but I think braining it into our heads is pretty accurate.
Cyclops
Another Vintage Quote!
Flapjacks
I guess Flipjack works too...
Gems
The imagination of a five-year-old. Also, I just want to point out, this was before Steven Universe, with Yellow Diamond and Rose Quartz and everything…
May Fourth
Can we just pretend this is relevant in July?
Paper Shredder
Ah, yes, paper shredders are so difficult to use.
Revolutions
Sure, let's go with that.
Same Last Name
Loonfeather: I MEAN--SHE'S NOT MY SISTER!
His Life
Morbid as always, Rockfang.
Spoons
We call the middle guy Detailed Face Guy because his face is SO DETAILED.
Squeak
Adderbite's rendition of this comic is one of the best things I've ever seen. Also, Leafstream has named the dolphin Shark Fitzherbert.
Origami Frogs
That was a good day.
Paper Towel Dispenser
In some ways he's right.
Shiny Wingulls
I've caught 15 more since then. Yes, they are all named Greenie. I love the Greenies. And I still have BUTTS.
Solid
Basilstripe replied with "salad" almost every time.
Solid, Part Two
I was thinking triple point. (Alternatively: OOOH! NERD BURN!)
Spoon Thief
But I thought, like, everybody got a spoon.
First Grade
We had the same babysitter, and she babysat us at her house. She had a Dalmatian. (I initially put something about being invincible as my dialogue in the third panel, but then I remembered the day Springwhisker taught me the word, which I think was in second grade.)
Gluestick
How touching...?
Hungry
Okay, some aspects of this conversation were handled pretty badly (by me). But it was still 100.
Louise
900 comics--and the 6th 150! Wow, that's a lot of 150s!
COMICS 901-1000
Goldfish Crackers
Amberfang wanted me to go out with Duskwhisker for years because "he used to be short and quiet."
Music Stand
A combination of teasing and attacking, I think.
Ladders
She was playing phone Minecraft.
Objective
I don't know what to say about this one (I had no context; I heard it from another room), so instead trivia: Duskwhisker's design is related to the fact that years ago he said his code name was Rockhopper because he liked rockhopper penguins. So yeah, he's a black cat with a white chest and what look like large flashy eyebrows. (so far he is in only Goldfish Crackers; the cat in this comic is my dad)
Foot
The word in question had "pod" in it.
Turn
Wonderful grammar.
Which Twin
Just in case it's not clear (my original idea didn't work out because their cat names are too long), we said our things at the exact same time in panel five.
Keyboard
She's definitely a keyboard. I mean…let’s face it…we’re both keyboards. Brindlefoot is the most keyboard of all.
The Meaning Of Life
That was very helpful, Ashtail.
The Sound Of Music
It's an important distinction to make.
I Don't Know These People #36
This was in class, but I don't know the name of the girl who said it.
I Don't Know These People #37
I have no clue.
I Don't Know These People #38
I heard this in the hallway. It was said in the typical tone of friends chatting in the school hallway. I don't know what situation would ever require this to be said, but apparently it did.
I Don't Know These People #39
He sounded almost frustrated.
I Don't Know These People #40
I don't actually understand kids.
Apples
The return of fairy tale apples!
Apples, Part Two
This includes people who actually farm apples and people who happen to own apples.
Desks Attached
Dust.
Geese
Said in the middle of the night.
Opening Doors
"Well, do you?"
Show And Tell
I don't know why.
Privacy
Maybe this doesn't make a great comic, but it's hard not to laugh at someone with a blue mustache that says "Privacy."
The Polar Express, Part Two
Remember? From the first page? Over three years ago?
Key
Similarly this one day we could all hear what sounded like humming and after about five minutes Hotel Pillow finally asked if he was the only one who could hear it and, yes, it was Jackalclaw. Also, Jackalclaw has one of those digital sticky notes on his laptop; it says STICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE in very large letters.
Launching
Not current! I don't have any classes with Partridgepelt. This happened two school years ago and I just found the sketch in my accordion folder the other day.
Chess
How helpful.
Math Facts, Part Four
I was tempted to call it part x but that would look like a Roman numeral and be really out of place.
Cooler
He was just sitting there in the cooler hitting the button for everyone who entered the school. I bet he thought he was the coolest.
Blue Phone
As if he had any right to talk. This is a relatively old sketch.
Frameshift Mutation
This happened last year and was the teacher's way of teaching the differences in the types of DNA mutations. Also, has anyone noticed his ears are sometimes gray? That's an accident when it happens, but I don't care enough about this teacher to go back and fix it.
Stat Wizard
SOS MY CATS ARE FLOUNDERS
The Best Lunch
According to Adderbite she talks about her lunch every day, but she's never done it during math before. She showed Creekwhisker all of the pieces and the ingredients for her sandwich; he went along with it.
Apples, Part Three
Collection time.
Large Pizza
I hate the word topping.
Money
Sure.
Sleep On It
Close enough. Not really. But kind of.
Award
It's all he ever wanted in life. Along with, according to the visual, being a flounder--which, knowing him, is probably also true.
Desks Attached, Part Two
Lynxtuft falling out of the desk was one of the hardest things to draw in the entire comic. I'd say Lynxtuft spitting out her water (Ice 2) was the hardest. So Lynxtuft, despite her simple design, has caused more trouble per appearance than any other cat except maaaaybe Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost.
Massachusetts Bay
It's a funny line even if you don't know all the specifics of the history and stuff (I don't know if explaining would be allowed). But if you do get why he said this...this was AP US history. Yeah.
Sleeping
Branchfoot then argued with Crowspots about whether the latter had ever taken a nap (Branchfoot said everyone naps; Crowspots said he never had).
Anything Nice
Coalpelt thinks Slick is cute. (Slick=Locustfang)
Signs
The signs in question were flyers with creepy anthropomorphic books. Like Angie!
Do You Feel
Honestly probably more accurate than he meant it to be.
Legible Two
At least it wasn't multiple twos, because in this comic we all know how that would have gone. But the two was much larger than the rest of the words/numbers in the problem.
One With
Once Jetwhisker (along with Brackenclaw and Owlclaw) filled a plastic Godzilla with Cocoa Puffs, then took out and ate the Cocoa Puffs at a competition with another school. The Godzilla in question could be filled and emptied...by removing the tail.
Three Words
And I just noticed while uploading this that if I had been paying attention to numbers instead of grabbing random comics out of the stash to complete I would have seen that the last three I made had two, one, and three in the title respectively.
Banana
...As opposed to figurative soup.
Noodle
Happened a while ago. Calciteclaw and Newtfang ended up shooting out several noodles. We were making noodles out of vegetables. Aloefang and I made spinach noodles, but they didn’t turn out very well. Calciteclaw and Newtfang were making…beet noodles, I think?
Noodle, Part Two
She didn't manage to shoot any of them out, although she did get one to land on the floor instead of the plate. Fun fact: in panel one, Aloefang’s hands are in that position because in the sketch she was holding a very large syringe. That was accurate to how we made the noodles—we pushed them out of huge syringes with the tips cut off—but I thought it might make the wcf mods mad to include it.
Whiteboard Eraser
It was a diagram for one of those related rates shadow/lamppost problems.
Fourth Grade
I didn't expect it to upset him. The first time, that is. Our last names are next to each other in alphabetical order, and back then we were numbered (alphabetically) and had to sit that way in “Specials” (gym, art, music, etc.), but #18 moved away, so during music I would scoot over as far as I could without the teacher noticing.
Outlier
I think Jackalclaw himself was the outlier he was referring to in the first panel.
Rita
I love the word "pylon," which is (sometimes) another name for a traffic cone.
Salmon
Reminds me of FISH FARM!
Anything You Want
Well, I, for one, would not make a good lizard.
Nicolas Cage
Not much to say about this one.
Octopus
Exciting!
Lime Green Sharpie
We were watching a math video; the person who made the video used at least six different color Sharpies.
Outvoted
It's about 10:30 at night right now, and I can hear one of those Mysterious Distant Concerts (I don't want the mystery to be ruined I mean I know the street it has to be but I want to pretend I don't know and they can be Mysterious Distant Concerts from the Woods) and a really loud owl.
Scatterbrained
Some guy came into the classroom and said, "I need Mothcloud now. And bring your car keys!" Which means not only did she leave her car running, but she did so while remembering to take her keys out of it.
Vegetarian
teacher: I don't know if that counts as vegetarianism...
Fourth Finger
Better without context.
Archimedes
This happened a few years ago, so I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain that the reason was that Jaggedtuft told a story about how he (Jaggedtuft) had once gotten out of the bathtub and run around his house screaming "Eureka! Eureka!" just because.
Blush
I'm a master at making her blush. This was also years ago.
Seventeen Thirtieths
I eat seventeen thirtieths of a granola bar for breakfast every day.
Calculator Cover
Poor calculator cover.
Ecstatic
We didn't look as ecstatic as the teacher wanted us to.
Five Steps
But I thought feet was a measure of time (according to Calicopelt)?
Shrek
Albweet Emigsteni!
High Notes
Scary.
In Love With
This happened a couple of years ago.
In Love With, Part Two
It was actually said in German, but still.
Monday
Yes.
Bass Player
Marshfire: So apparently I'm a caveman now too.
Memes
I KNEW Crowspots loved memes! I assumed he was a meme fan in general after his "one does not simply" phase, but here's the proof, I guess.
Memes, Part Two
Adderbite and I could take that class.
Omelettes
Believe it or not, I designed and named Eggpatch before this conversation happened.
Skin Wearers
This was back when Adderbite and I wore the Wednesday shirt; the posse called us the skin wearers because apparently the Wednesday shirt was Wednesday Shirt's skin.
Peter
She added "hello this is Peter the Skeleton Hand" to Lilypetal's notes using the hand of a fake skeleton named Peter.
Peeled
This was probably extra relevant to him because of the whole skin wearer thing.
On Fire
I don't remember the context.
Eight Hundred
Wow, eight hundred whole letters! By the way, Locustfang(/Slick) is canonically a Cornish rex (curly furred cat) now.
Eight Hundred, Part Two
I mean...I agree with him, but digging out the technicalities like this is still obnoxious.
Just Do It
Fun fact: Adderbite's more-complex-than-usual tabby design was made because when sketching I assumed the first comic she was in would be the only comic she was ever in, and therefore it was safe to give her a more difficult design. But then we became best friends and...yeah.
Scatterbrained, Part Two
She rummaged through her bag for a few seconds and decided everything would be fine.
Coconut
She then went right back to singing.
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, Maroongale!
Batman
He spent the whole day going up to people and doing his Batman impression because Agateclaw wore a Batman t-shirt. Old event!
Chicken Men
teacher: They sure look like chicken men to me.
Good
Or something.
Nuggets
Apparently Nighttail was very pumped for nugget and sauce day too.
Screen
Or if you're Mothcloud--her screen is partially destroyed.
Cheetos
Heatherpelt is weird.
Chicken Men, Part Two
teacher: They're chicken men!
Leeches
He didn't even make the pun intentionally.
Piggyback Bird
Remember, Darkclaw is also a pixie.
Pink Calculator
It may actually have been a different calculator emulator than the one he had been using, but still.
Shot Down In Flames
The song Shot Down in Flames is one of our inside memes because it's Killdeerfrost's favorite song.
Water Striders
She said this after Birchthroat suggested that she put down the bucket of water and water striders.
Foreign Exchange
It was a yes-or-no question.
COMICS 501-600
Ice
Or at least not that weird.
Thank You
I'm not sure why Tennétail was screaming, but Badgerclaw hates gym because not everyone is good enough for him, and Condorclaw and Peartail are both constantly cheating.
Shaking
Jaggedtuft: You know, I'm weird.
Impossible Question
Leafstream makes a point there.
Hate, Part Two
I win.
Engaged
Squeaktalon is an interesting person.
Cannibal
Yeah...she can't spell.
Nickname
M. Classy Class.
Bill
Cobaltwhisker was confused.
Little Kid
Of course that's why "Thad" didn't respond.
Mouses
Thank you as always for your enlightening commentary, Darkclaw.
Carrot
Apparently she drew a fire truck that looked like a moldy carrot and he won't leave her alone about it.
Petting
Jaggedtuft. What. Just what.
Chanting
I'm usually pretty quiet, so any time I yell at least one person is shocked.
Hobbit
Amberfang had been giving me "advice."
Pasture
I don't remember what the discussion was, unfortunately.
Pasture, Part Two
She really wanted to hear the word "pasture" again.
Pasture, Part Three
Again with the screech laugh.
Laughing
Nothing?
Light Switch
Right, because that solves everything.
Songs
Actually, that's completely normal. I think.
YMCA
So "I'm going to kill you" is a color and "hitting Hollyfrost" is a letter.
YMCA, Part Two
That was his excuse for not dancing.
Stranger
Adderface keeps making me watch annoying videos...
Pixie Dust
Is Darkclaw a pixie, then...?
Something
I used to think Cinnamontuft was completely normal.
Scale
She confused them because she tried (and failed) to guess both his birthday and his favorite number.
Rain
She meant evaporating.
Innocent
And it's because of both of them that I'm not innocent.
Rake
Probably good not to.
Tape
Part one of six...
Tape, Part Two
Real-life-trolling Jayflight is surprisingly entertaining.
Tape, Part Three
I'm almost surprised he fell for it for even that long, but it's Jayflight, so I probably shouldn't be. AAAAHHH I forgot to color Jayflight's tail!
Tape, Part Four
This didn't really fit with the previous or next parts, so I made it a comic by itself. In retrospect I should have made this and part five one comic.
Tape, Part Five
...Just wait for it.
Tape, Part Six
After that whole exchange…
Rescue
Well, he failed.
Pumpkin
She only heard the part about growing in a patch.
Moon Fetch
And Ashtail is Quirrell.
Failed High Five
The title is self-explanatory.
Potato
Jaggedtuft is a raindrop with a brain.
Leave
I'm really bored.
Basement
Adderbite: Jaggedtuft's eyes are a fancy color. And look, his ears are really fancy! I wonder what he'd say if I told him he had fancy ears.
Care
This is why people don't realize she's actually smart.
Crazy
Yes, because of course it was Creekwhisker who started it.
Never
Well, so much for that.
Broken
She accidentally made Eveningpelt hit her head on the window.
Whiteboard
Well...
Backyard
Valid point.
Mouth
Jonquilpetal is unhelpful.
Ghost
How does Driftspots put up with her?
Glare
Apparently Adderbite and Ashtail both think he's intimidating...
Hates
...But Tigerpelt isn't intimidating at all.
Hug
Marlspots likes to hug people.
Morning
That's why you should never let Nighttail be the one writing on the board. He does have nice handwriting, though.
Page Numbers
Adderbite made the same mistake--she couldn't figure out how to get off page 63 the first time she looked up the comics. (On the very first version of wcf, there were only 15 posts per page, so yes, it got way past 100 pages! Once wcf updated, there were 40 posts per page, so there were fewer pages, and of course moving to wcrf set it all back to the start…)
Pringles, Part Two
Adderbite and I explained the entire conversation, and I still don't think he believed us.
Sad
Yay! The backlog is finished! ...But there are still comics I haven't even sketched.
Officially
That's on a recording from quite a while ago. The thing is, Ashtail and I played with the sound and made it really low, so they both sound absolutely ridiculous. "You can't say that word" ended up sounding like low-pitched Lumpy Space Princess, and Ashtail's voice got really weird scratchy sounds when she yelled, "Cheese jerky!"
I Am
In case you can't read it, Ashtail's block of text says, "...And he's really weird. He wore glasses for, like, half the year, then didn't for a month, but then wore them again for the rest of the year except for one week! He and Squeaktalon sat at our lunch table. Literally they sat next to us. Well, across the table, but near us." It isn’t important, but just so that you know it’s real words.
Spaniel
Pigeonflight might make less sense than Adderbite sometimes. This is one of the Vintage Quotes I mentioned.
Drafts
Ibisfoot! This is the most vintage quote in the comics, as Ebonyclaw and I have discerned. I think it was two days before the conversation in the comic Summer 2009. Which means it also took place in summer 2009, but earlier.
Hindsight
Hindsight Ketchup! Really, once you eat it, you'll realize why we called it hindsight ketchup. Trust me.
Starring Some Random Guy That I Met At A Restaurant
I have...issues with interruption.
Gullible
Hey, look, it's that camera from the other comics! Wait...I wonder if Driftspots is the one who messed up the settings...?
Weirdness
The actual conversation is in another earlier comic.
Ice, Part Two
Okay, so, I failed at drawing this, but Lilypetal has an ice cube up her nose and Lynxtuft is spewing water. Also I sketched this with a dull blue crayon because I was lazy.
Fantastic
It's so hot in the school. Especially the part where that classroom is.
Squares
Factoring is annoying.
Construction Guys
teacher: No, just kidding, they're actually nice.
Middle Name
According to her, my full name is Rhubarb Potatobread Serpenttile.
Statement
It was for "class officers."
Bug
Well, at least it was off her arm, right?
Star
Black holes are the paper shredders of space.
Teenage Girl
Well, half of it is true, at least.
Zoidberg
The conversation sort of dissolved into an argument over whether Cliffclaw was Zoidberg or not.
High School Musical
I'm lazy and avoiding two- and four-panel comics. So the short, less funny ones are being posted together. Sorry.
Cupcakes
...Well, now Adderface and I have codenamed someone "Supermoo Scaryface.
"Cupcakes, Part Two
Next Thursday (Sep 19) is Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day.
Torture
Well, uh, maybe I should have used a darker ecru for the spots. Anyway, unrelated to the comic, but Minecraft frustrates me. My horse ran away and my golem killed my dog. Maybe it's a good thing I can't find any ocelots.
Twelve Seconds
Sorry comic progress has been so slow.
After
Okay, back to my Minecraft thing? I have six full-grown horses and one foal (on peaceful), so that's good, but I still don't have any more cats or dogs.
Crotchety
See, tormenting Thunderpelt isn't the only thing she does...
Bushel
Long story.
Toast
Adderbite: I don't know how to sayings!
Left Foot
So, yeah, apparently she has two left feet.
Rejection
By the way, never quote Agateclaw while passing notes (even outside of class) if there's a chance anyone else will read the paper...Thunderpelt warned Jaggedtuft to stay away from us...
Thesis
My remote control tarantula is shedding fake hairs all over the desk. As for the thesis, well, at least Adderbite and I didn't have to do any of the work! Oh, Adderbite was bothered that I didn't add this before: she was insisting on her thesis before asking me which one I agreed with. Emberheart kept telling her that I had my own opinion, and finally I interrupted their conversation to say that I did agree with Adderbite.
The Best
My dad says they sound like characters from Regular Show.
Old Nickname
Two things: one, he says everything really seriously, and two, there was no context.
Dark Horse
Obviously.
Funny
Mission accomplished anyway.
Floor
I was going to save this for 601 so it would be the top of a page but NOPE. Anyway...AdderbiteXCobrajaw! Yay! Even though we’ll probably never see him again…
Sands Of Time
Confession: I did not see the way she was dancing. But Agateclaw remembers, so it is not lost.
Funner
Incidentally an English teacher who can't spell.
Eye
This has become another of our sayings.
Skin
She had been talking about how there was a certain reaction she loved.
Vintage
Yeah, uh, inconsequential.
Pokémon
She was talking about how she would transform him with a magic wand.
Figuratively
600 comics!
COMICS 601-700
Divas
Hey, I wasn't the one who named us. And it wasn't exactly a fair game. We technically won, but only because she made the last question worth 3000 points.
The Problem With Optimism
I know, technically there’s air, but I don’t care.
In The Woods
why on earth was there a bunch of toast in the woods
Gorilla King
He was the gorilla king because he climbed over tables to prove his superiority and was a jerk toward basically everyone.
Milk Duds
She does have a point.
Milk Duds, Part Two
…Okay.
Told You So
Adderbite and I were in a group with a boy who doesn't have a warrior name; we came in second in the class (we had to "make a profit" based on tower height and how much weight it could hold). The winners had essentially the same design but more newspaper inside (the only materials were newspaper and masking tape). We probably would have "bought" more newspaper if we hadn't wasted so much on tape for my original plan. And I kind of, uh, neglected to tell Jaggedtuft why his tower wasn't going to do very well...
Can't See
She kept complaining about how the blue dye felt gross.
Papa Smurf
Essentially if you find anything blue it was colored with Papa Smurf.
Straight Lines
"Down, Emberheart's ego. Down."
The Map Lied
There was an indoor map that showed connections in a circle between four buildings with pedways.
Toast, Part Two
I can't believe I respond to "Rhubs." (short for Rhubarb)
Any Knock-Knock Joke
The only one that ever deviates is "Lettuce/lettuce in, it's cold outside."
Fairy Godmother
Partridgepelt is really helpful, isn't she?
The Force
I'm pretty sure that doesn't count.
The Force, Part Two
Lynxtuft has almost as much trouble as Adderbite with stuff like that.
Four
Remember how x equals 4? The formula for love is x squared, so love equals sixteen.
Frolicking
Everyone loves flamethrowers...
Lungs
Yeah, great idea. Meanwhile I'll be putting air in my lungs instead.
Kids
Well...uh...it's nice to see he's put some thought into it?
Daisy
I don't know if this is better with or without the explanation.
Hood
Archclaw is a helpful friend.
Move
They all look so messed up in this picture it's not even funny.
Acorn
This is the new oldest thing in the comics...and also apparently warrants an oxymoron.
Ball
Would it be mean if I called Jayflight pathetic? Eh, he's already pretty mean to me, so I'm just going to go ahead.
Fire
He drew a flamethrower burning one of her piranhas.
Forty-Two
And Cobaltwhisker is apparently now seventy-two.
Name
She's still never sure if she remembers his name.
Push
I feel like I messed up the teacher's design but oh well.
Skull
The teacher loves Rockfang's input.
Protractor
Wednesday Shirt!
You're Right
Adderbite later explained to Wednesday Shirt that I'd noticed the two of them part their hair on different sides.Not
Turning Around
Apparently Wednesday Shirt thinks we're funny, but we haven't asked Killdeerfrost...
Torturing
Bad news: my printer is unplugged so I can't scan anything until it's fixed and put back in. Fortunately there are still six comics in the folder and one I may draw digitally only.
Pretzel
Look, Adderface, it's finally finished!
Lutetium
With his signature awkward smile.
Title
The really sad part is that it was the best pun he came up with all day.
Repeatedly
I bite my nails back really far. Apparently they're really sharp. Also, I realized recently that I've been saying "pretty much" all the time again like I used to...
Spock
This should explain.
Cat
She was really disappointed.
Salary
I'm still not used to this update.
Water Tower
It was the only picture he took on purpose, and it failed. (yes this is going back to that same day with the comics on page 4)
Delete
This is the video he was talking about when he said he'd switch to taking videos out the window instead.
Heroically
This is a good example of the things I say at night.
Backwards
"You're going to take your shirt off in the hallway?" "...Yeah."
Picasso
He was trying to explain to Minnowcloud and Partridgepelt how I was fifteen questions ahead of them in our practice packet.
Wash
At least he bothered to check.
Lizard
I think I was talking about how lizards need a certain amount of heat whereas I like the cold.
Me
Hey, it's not like he got in trouble for this one--unlike "That's what she said...no, actually that's what he said."
Now
I can't even draw one Spock, much less nine, but this at least conveys what the shirt is.
Yesterday
That's Gemflower.
Stalker
Jackalclaw no!!!
Optical Illusion
My face seems to be a lot of things, according to Ashtail.
Over Here
Probably not his best decision, considering it led to about a month of "Thunderpelt! We're married!"
Whale
I'm not entirely sure what he was trying to do.
Wizard
Sorry it's so stretched; there wasn't enough room for the words.
Affection
And this.
College
I don't remember who got it.
Destiny
I don't like how this one turned out...
Morbid
Hard to say, really, considering some of his other comments.
Camels
Long story. Also, we've determined that Killdeerfrost is quieter than Stonefrost but also more likely to use real words (as opposed to grunting). He's also 99.39% sass.
Identity
I understand him responding to Killdeerfrost, because people probably mix them up fairly often. But not responding to his own name is just weird.
Jacket
She wound up meeting Wednesday Shirt about a week later. That was also when Adderface and I found his phone number.
Actor
Somehow I did know the answer (Leonard Nimoy), and I'm not sure where I learned it.
I Don't Know These People #1
Can't remember what kind of bug it actually was, but praying mantises are cool, so that's what I chose. I'm not sure where I heard this one.
I Don't Know These People #2
Adderface heard this in the hallway.
I Don't Know These People #3
Overheard during a fire drill.
I Don't Know These People #4
Overheard waiting in line for a roller coaster.
I Don't Know These People #5
Overheard in an ice cream shop. I'm not sure if I got correct who said what, but the quotes should be accurate enough.
Finally
Only his friends are allowed to call him Poochie.
Thursdays
Object permanence? Adderface logic.
That Name
if I get the reaction I'm expecting I will destroy someone
Campfire
Not around it. In it.
Five Times
Said from the floor.
What Day
He started talking about how he was closer, so he won, and I didn't count.
Smartphones
We turned off the lights and computer and covered up the clock to see what the room looked like without electricity.
Closed Admittance
There were better moments but I don't know how close they are to the line. So this at least gives the general idea of what they were doing.
Microwave
To microwave or not to microwave; that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the kitchen to suffer the possibility of burns from the oven or to take arms against a slight danger and by microwaving end it...
Waiting For Me
Poor Wednesday Shirt...he always looks sad, but that time he looked genuinely alarmed.
We Love You
And even more alarmed here.
Who Said That
"Why would you tell her I was here?" "She says you're besties." "Oh. Okay."
I Don't Know These People #6
Only one dollar doesn't sound all that bad...
I Don't Know These People #7
Pizza Hut employees.
I Don't Know These People #8
Those same people. The woman's voice made this perfect.
I Don't Know These People #9
The quotes might be a little off here, since I wasn't really paying attention and only happened to overhear. I won't clarify what state this was actually in.
I Don't Know These People #10
Confession: sometimes, if I get too tired, my brain will start working like that. Fortunately I can still manage to turn them into coherent sentences if I have to say them out loud, though.
Manly Man King
On Valentine's Day Ashtail made a creepy face at WS and his friends as they passed. The Monday after, we went to a store together for little plastic animals, and one thing she bought was a crown (the bendy snake is from the same store). Ashtail said she would have taken her crown to school to be the Wednesday shirt king, but it would be destroyed; I suggested a tiara, as it would be smaller and easier to keep safe and would make her a manly man king.
Ggogl
Remember when this was technically against wcf rules?
The Falcon
This was before Adderface even knew his name. Poor Wednesday Shirt...
Nail
Not exactly the sort of thing you'd expect to find...
Nail, Part Two
There haven't been any toenails since then.
Nail, Part Three
His response to the teacher repeatedly mentioning it.
Pioneers
His capital Ns looked like Us because he wasn't using his usual handwriting.
Protein
This is the English teacher who found nothing wrong with "The sun never shined so pretty."
Sneezes
Sure.
WiFi
She announced it proudly as she walked into the room.
Cat Forum
I didn't tell him he's been in the comics almost since the beginning.
Chapter Nineteen
The book was Inkheart.
Fire Extinguisher
Adderface can never seem to remember the word "extinguisher."
Language Arts
700!
COMICS 701-800
Picture
Well, Adderface, you're first on page 8...
Faucet
Last year Agateclaw decided to assign people random adjectives and nouns. Other than Pebblefall (the courageous faucet) and myself (the ostentatious brick), the only things I remember are that Agateclaw was a cardboard box…was she a mesmerized cardboard box? No, that doesn’t sound right…and that someone was a tree stump; I don’t remember his adjective either.
Flopped
Adderface and I have made a Failed Sayings list that we update whenever she messes something up. It’s longer than it should be.
Hansel And Gretel
I’m too tired to think of anything to say about this one.
Hansel And Gretel, Part Two
He took it literally when she said, “No, no kids on fire yet.”
Pain
Maybe because I was also the one who fell down?
Pocahontas
In her defense, Pocahontas had been the answer to a question about five minutes before, and she was just walking back into the room, so she hardly heard any of the question at all. So she wasn’t legitimately trying to answer a question, just saying an answer for the sake of saying an answer.
Right Triangle
CxAxT is the (isosceles) Right Triangle of Love. CobrajawxAdderbitexThunderpelt.
Friendish One
Well, all right then.
My Math
Apparently her English wasn’t either.
No Choice
She ended up giving me a kitten valentine when she found out about my comics.
Box Of Rocks
Well...it's things like this that are the problem.
Cliffhangers
She was talking about Sherlock.
Holes
Poor Killdeerfrost.
Legendary
Brackenclaw enjoys unsought commentary.
Which Team
This happened before the first movie was out. For the record: the teacher didn't know what she was talking about, Meadowblaze and several other people were Team Gale, most of the girls were Team Peeta, Brackenclaw and a few of his friends were Team Haymitch ("because he's awesome"), Juniperpelt was Team Jacob ("You guys are all just fair-weather fans!"), and Crowspots was Team Glimmer ("You don't know who Glimmer is? She's that hot girl from District One!").
Babies
Apparently Wednesday Shirt is a homework robot because he does his homework during math.
A Sun
Sounds painful.
Mint
This is the beginning of a series.
Mint, Part Two
By the way, this was before we really knew any of them (we'd met them all, but Adderface didn't know any of their names...I knew Deerblaze already but that's not important).
Mint, Part Three
It was actually the backup mint he ate; the first one was never eaten.
Mint, Part Four
Wednesday Shirt didn't even notice the mint because it got stuck between him and his backpack.
Control V
Mint isn't over (it goes to part 8) but parts 5 and 6 are really long so have this.
What Is This
Also this.
Mint, Part Five
Sorry this took so long...I'd have posted the others sooner but I wanted to get back to Mint first.
I Don't Know These People #11
I know these people by sight (they're part of Wednesday Shirt's posse, and the rusty one is the leader) but not by name.
I Don't Know These People #12
To the left.
I Don't Know These People #13
The fish in question is the replacement for one that died.
I Don't Know These People #14
I was too short to see who answered, but that was a lot of enthusiasm.
I Don't Know These People #15
"I'm here...anywhere!"
Colorful
Before anyone suggests synesthesia, he immediately corrected himself: "Your shirt is bright!"
Monstrosity
Look at the 22.
Mint, Part Six
Sorry this took so long.
Mint, Part Seven
But I dropped the cookie...
Mint, Part Eight
The thrilling conclusion!
Taking Pictures
Well, I wonder who they could have been of, then. Yes, he definitely heard.
So Close
She was playing a game on his phone and said "SO CLOSE!" in frustration. On another subject, I recently caved in and bought Pokémon Diamond.
Freezer
Sorry about how light Icewhisker’s words are…
Pasta
We call him Gigi even though that's not his name. Ginger Guy = G. G. = Gigi. Isolated punchlines are fun.
Bro
His face was too perfect not to turn into a comic. I do realize I just described his face as perfect...that was not the intent.
I Don't Know These People #16
I guess his ring had a tree on it or something.
I Don't Know These People #17
Nacho! Looks like IDKTP comics are a real thing now.
I Don't Know These People #18
I have no idea what his conversation was about or who he was talking to, but apparently ostriches were part of it.
I Don't Know These People #19
Okay, so, I may or may not actually know that the second cat is Hotel Pillow (we call him that because we hate him). But I don't know who the first person was, and I don't feel like making an official Hotel Pillow cat, so here it is.
I Don't Know These People #20
Apparently she was yelling at Jayflight for putting two exclamation points. This was after I convinced him that an ellipsis was three periods rather than two or four.
Masterpiece
He is neither a masterpiece nor a master.
Kill
Sure. Also, we might have found Blond Hollister Guy's name, but we're not sure.
The Math
I just don't know why Adderface is so afraid of him.
Tattled
I don't think this was directly about "DO THE MATH," but it was over something silly like that. Also, I take back every time I have ever said anything along the lines of "poor Killdeerfrost." He is horrible and I hate him.
Air Guitar
Sorry I'm being so slow to update.
Divergent
I promise I haven't quit, guys! I went on vacation (not that I've been exactly active in the first place) and my mom has been switching the computer mice (the one that "belongs" with the other computer--with no drawings or Pixelmator--is horrible so she keeps taking the good mouse to play games). And I'm not very motivated. Kind of lazy, really. Maybe more than kind of. But the comics aren't dead. Also I've been playing Pokémon...lots of Pokémon. So far I have eight shinies.
Rhyme
Oh, look, an update! And two more things: I've caught forty-eight shinies, and...the Killdeerfrost situation is REALLY WEIRD.
New Shirt
This happened in April...I can't believe I've spent sixty dollars on Wednesday shirts. The shinies are up to 56 and I've stopped hunting for them for now.
Month
Meaning that Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost would be older than us in terms of number age for about half a year. Also from a while ago.
Man
Jaggedtuft's voice is low enough already, but it gets even lower when he sings.
Call
"Why did you get my number off that piece of paper?" "So I could text Hollyfrost" "What?"
Breathe
I've been Masudaing Fletchlings for longer than it took me to beat the Y Pokémon League...maybe I should just give up.
Bleach
He probably meant we would like the taste of bleach.
January
I assume she meant February...but even then...!
Flappy Bird
She wouldn't let me call it anything except Flaps.
Flappy Bird, Part Two
If he knew half the things we say...
Numbers
That's definitely a number.
Horror
For anyone who is...similarly concerned, I have seen A New Hope. But the picture he showed us was Han Solo frozen in stuff.
Records
"amateur." - k slice
Dead Fish
Dead fish. Accurate. Now someone get Rocky in here.
Backyard Guest
It's not as if she wasn't invited--she just didn't tell us when she was here and decided to entertain herself in the yard instead of coming inside.
Waxy
Might as well be a Vintage Comic. Fifth grade?
Amoebas
I knew it was a trick, but I still wasn't expecting...that.
An H
I'm no longer any form of rhubarb.
Bathroom
It was the middle of the night.
Cacti
I'm already the German Yoda because according to my German class I know everything.
Catchall Term
Even she doesn't know why her suggestion was Flapjack, but it stuck within our friend group.
David
This happened years ago.
Die
The "I'm sorry, do you want something?" was directed at Beetlespring for laughing at the conversation.
Friday
His line was supposed to be, "It's Friday; you know what that means!"
Geodude
For those who don't know, Geodude is a very common Pokémon that is literally a rock with a face and hands. I think Geodude is kind of funny, but I also think hating it is funny.
Gotham
This happened the same night as Bathroom.
Haunted
I wish the backpack had belonged to one of them.
Heimlich Maneuver
Completely unnecessary in that situation.
Hitchhiker
She can bend all of her fingers back much farther than normal.
Snowing Seeds
Not happy with how the seeds turned out, but...close enough.
Asia
And out of my hair. That said, I do miss the friendship sometimes. Sometimes.
Sing
I just love finding old sketches. When they have words, that is. Old sketches with the words missing are just sad.
Ants
Maybe this isn't that funny as a comic. But knowing Coldwhisker and seeing him make that expression was pretty good.
Bird
Apparently it's a thing from The Notebook, and I was supposed to refuse to call her a bird and then say that if she was a bird I was a bird too.
Pokémon Names
For anyone not well versed in Pokémon: Wingull is a very common Pokémon that looks like a seagull and is found all over the place. A shiny is a very rare, randomly occurring palette swap (1/8192 Pokémon are shiny in the game he was playing). So he found a rare version of a common Pokémon and named it...Greenie.
Bagel
I suppose it's only fitting, really.
Cold
This was a long time ago.
Collaboration
By carrying chairs around.
I Don't Know These People #21
This was about three and a half years ago and I found it written down in a notebook as a potential comic; I can only assume that I thought at the time I would remember who said it.
I Don't Know These People #22
Fifth grade reading. He met his marker. The story in question was one of those cheesy things about "the box that I wanted to save for my time of greatest need...and it turned out to be empty; it was a box of hope!"
I Don't Know These People #23
"Half-chewed pencil" is one of my favorite insults.
I Don't Know These People #24
Overheard in the school hallway.
I Don't Know These People #25
Overheard in the same hallway as #24.
My Favorite Person
Ha.
Normal
Or just Nutmegmask.
Pokémon Masters
These probably aren't that funny for people who aren't into Pokémon...sorry.
Potty
That's our dad.
Two Hours
His cat has pretty much been a school meme for years.
What I'm Saying
Well, I don't know what she's saying. And that's 800 comics!
COMICS 801-900
Bitter
Nighttail: Why are you laughing!?
Explosives
Well, we established a while ago that dolphins' heads do explode, right?
Siri
I'm...not sure what happened.
Vote
This is another old sketch.
Your Math
DO THE MATH!
Neutron Stars
Obviously.
I Don't Know These People #26
I had Adderbite give me a number between 1 and 97 and she landed in this set, so...here it is. This actually happened the same day as Neutron Stars.
I Don't Know These People #27
I mean, he had to have said "loser," but...HE SAID "LIZARD." I swear it was lizard. There's no way he said anything other than lizard, no matter how much more sense "loser" would have made.
I Don't Know These People #28
And it turns out it's only a Featureless White Void because the lights were on the whole time. Who knew? But I had to make it dark for the comic to work.
I Don't Know These People #29
OMG WAFFLEZ! And lemons, apparently.
I Don't Know These People #30
I don't know what the food in question was.
Bricks
To be fair, they were big bricks.
Dead Bush
Poor bush.
Displacement
Something like that.
Important Messages
Nice priorities, Thunderpelt.
Spreading
How reassuring.
Communicator
A Star Trek thing my mom got out of a cereal box a long time ago.
Gunk
That would be even worse.
Nomination
More enthusiastic than Ashtail showing enthusiasm, anyway.
Struck By Lightning
This was considered a correct answer.
Too Small
But no one did.
Introductions
This was part of introducing ourselves to the class on the first day of school.
Peacock
And, actually, so can I.
Pop Tarts
Wow, it's been so long.
Program
We were watching a school play, and he was the usher (the seating help guy).
Tent
Good question.
Actors
He's...grody. But there were some funny moments; I'll give him that.
Cardboard
YOU IMPLIED!
Delivery
I've never had DiGiorno, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Grades
I just want to know where an I would fit in the grading system...?
Inches
I've been updating these every few inches for the past couple of feet.
Jerkin
A jerkin is a jacket. A gherkin is a pickle.
Mule
Yeah, she needed the shadows. Pale yellow; what was I thinking?
Novel
I kind of sketched the thing with the hand heart shape before remembering that his fur is hard to tell apart from the outlines. Oops.
Anime
Speaking as Emberheart's enemy and as someone who never wants to see her again, she was right. He said he would accept misspellings as long as the intended meaning was clear. It's not like it was English class.
Blood
???
Desk Beans
All year she called them kidneys.
Frosted Glass
Because glass tastes great!
Hilarious
Unrelated: my cat is a loaf.
Jerk
Not that Killdeerfrost isn't.
Snarky
I hope he quits the class this year.
Bootsy
Bootsy is a cat.
Susie
Correction: Jaggedtuft!
Awkward
Everyone knows.
Bird Calls
That was our first and so far only interaction with him.
Double Spacing
With both parsley and oregano!
Haircuts
He had grown his hair out for a play, and I got mine cut short.
Hand Sanitizer
The cicadas are here!
Lamp
I don't know the context. At all.
Skills
That's...wonderful.
Bob
Goldfisch is a brand of seeds. This sketch was over three years old: lower down on this page of comments I mentioned losing my sketch of Goldfisch, and I ended up changing the title.
Dawn
So funny. Also, sometimes the colors will look funny, but…it looks like I made his words reddish? If I did, it was an accident.
Gingerbread Man
The gingerbread man is no longer.
House Pride
She used to wear so many bracelets.
Lemon
Poison!
Sham-Wow
...No? I think she was yelling at Beetlespring.
Stacey
Makes perfect sense, right?
Train Ride
Well, I am now.
Waking Up
Wow, thanks.
World
I think I'm getting carpal tunnel from all these comics...
Deli Kiosk
The cheese didn't come, but as far as we know the order was legitimately sent.
Honey
Yeah, dry water probably wouldn't help.
I Don't Know These People #31
They weren't even playing video games...
I Don't Know These People #32
Yay! So exciting!
I Don't Know These People #33
I don't think she ever explained what they said.
I Don't Know These People #34
Year included. Standardized testing. In pen.
I Don't Know These People #35
I'm not sure.
Locked School Door
It was after school; he could have gotten in if it had been before. This happened years ago.
Good Morning
"More than twelve hours." I mean, I get it, but...still.
Slide
My cat won't stop yelling at me. I have no idea what he wants.
Even Worse
How many different ways of writing a 2 can there be?
Flip
Wow, so helpful.
Hats
It's the new trend.
Raccoon
Smart, I guess.
Recount
There was no hint in the sketch of which year (and therefore which teacher) this was with, so I guessed.
Scriptwriting
Sorry for including the headphones. I knew they'd be bad, but I didn't expect them to be so bad that they could be genuinely mistaken for mushrooms while around someone's neck in a depiction of something that really happened in school. So, yeah, sorry, Ashtail.
Shift
This happened over three years ago.
Terracotta
Again he immediately insisted his joke was bad and no one should laugh.
The 1800s
At least this wasn't history class.
The Learning Experience
She meant to drill it into our minds, but I think braining it into our heads is pretty accurate.
Cyclops
Another Vintage Quote!
Flapjacks
I guess Flipjack works too...
Gems
The imagination of a five-year-old. Also, I just want to point out, this was before Steven Universe, with Yellow Diamond and Rose Quartz and everything…
May Fourth
Can we just pretend this is relevant in July?
Paper Shredder
Ah, yes, paper shredders are so difficult to use.
Revolutions
Sure, let's go with that.
Same Last Name
Loonfeather: I MEAN--SHE'S NOT MY SISTER!
His Life
Morbid as always, Rockfang.
Spoons
We call the middle guy Detailed Face Guy because his face is SO DETAILED.
Squeak
Adderbite's rendition of this comic is one of the best things I've ever seen. Also, Leafstream has named the dolphin Shark Fitzherbert.
Origami Frogs
That was a good day.
Paper Towel Dispenser
In some ways he's right.
Shiny Wingulls
I've caught 15 more since then. Yes, they are all named Greenie. I love the Greenies. And I still have BUTTS.
Solid
Basilstripe replied with "salad" almost every time.
Solid, Part Two
I was thinking triple point. (Alternatively: OOOH! NERD BURN!)
Spoon Thief
But I thought, like, everybody got a spoon.
First Grade
We had the same babysitter, and she babysat us at her house. She had a Dalmatian. (I initially put something about being invincible as my dialogue in the third panel, but then I remembered the day Springwhisker taught me the word, which I think was in second grade.)
Gluestick
How touching...?
Hungry
Okay, some aspects of this conversation were handled pretty badly (by me). But it was still 100.
Louise
900 comics--and the 6th 150! Wow, that's a lot of 150s!
COMICS 901-1000
Goldfish Crackers
Amberfang wanted me to go out with Duskwhisker for years because "he used to be short and quiet."
Music Stand
A combination of teasing and attacking, I think.
Ladders
She was playing phone Minecraft.
Objective
I don't know what to say about this one (I had no context; I heard it from another room), so instead trivia: Duskwhisker's design is related to the fact that years ago he said his code name was Rockhopper because he liked rockhopper penguins. So yeah, he's a black cat with a white chest and what look like large flashy eyebrows. (so far he is in only Goldfish Crackers; the cat in this comic is my dad)
Foot
The word in question had "pod" in it.
Turn
Wonderful grammar.
Which Twin
Just in case it's not clear (my original idea didn't work out because their cat names are too long), we said our things at the exact same time in panel five.
Keyboard
She's definitely a keyboard. I mean…let’s face it…we’re both keyboards. Brindlefoot is the most keyboard of all.
The Meaning Of Life
That was very helpful, Ashtail.
The Sound Of Music
It's an important distinction to make.
I Don't Know These People #36
This was in class, but I don't know the name of the girl who said it.
I Don't Know These People #37
I have no clue.
I Don't Know These People #38
I heard this in the hallway. It was said in the typical tone of friends chatting in the school hallway. I don't know what situation would ever require this to be said, but apparently it did.
I Don't Know These People #39
He sounded almost frustrated.
I Don't Know These People #40
I don't actually understand kids.
Apples
The return of fairy tale apples!
Apples, Part Two
This includes people who actually farm apples and people who happen to own apples.
Desks Attached
Dust.
Geese
Said in the middle of the night.
Opening Doors
"Well, do you?"
Show And Tell
I don't know why.
Privacy
Maybe this doesn't make a great comic, but it's hard not to laugh at someone with a blue mustache that says "Privacy."
The Polar Express, Part Two
Remember? From the first page? Over three years ago?
Key
Similarly this one day we could all hear what sounded like humming and after about five minutes Hotel Pillow finally asked if he was the only one who could hear it and, yes, it was Jackalclaw. Also, Jackalclaw has one of those digital sticky notes on his laptop; it says STICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE in very large letters.
Launching
Not current! I don't have any classes with Partridgepelt. This happened two school years ago and I just found the sketch in my accordion folder the other day.
Chess
How helpful.
Math Facts, Part Four
I was tempted to call it part x but that would look like a Roman numeral and be really out of place.
Cooler
He was just sitting there in the cooler hitting the button for everyone who entered the school. I bet he thought he was the coolest.
Blue Phone
As if he had any right to talk. This is a relatively old sketch.
Frameshift Mutation
This happened last year and was the teacher's way of teaching the differences in the types of DNA mutations. Also, has anyone noticed his ears are sometimes gray? That's an accident when it happens, but I don't care enough about this teacher to go back and fix it.
Stat Wizard
SOS MY CATS ARE FLOUNDERS
The Best Lunch
According to Adderbite she talks about her lunch every day, but she's never done it during math before. She showed Creekwhisker all of the pieces and the ingredients for her sandwich; he went along with it.
Apples, Part Three
Collection time.
Large Pizza
I hate the word topping.
Money
Sure.
Sleep On It
Close enough. Not really. But kind of.
Award
It's all he ever wanted in life. Along with, according to the visual, being a flounder--which, knowing him, is probably also true.
Desks Attached, Part Two
Lynxtuft falling out of the desk was one of the hardest things to draw in the entire comic. I'd say Lynxtuft spitting out her water (Ice 2) was the hardest. So Lynxtuft, despite her simple design, has caused more trouble per appearance than any other cat except maaaaybe Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost.
Massachusetts Bay
It's a funny line even if you don't know all the specifics of the history and stuff (I don't know if explaining would be allowed). But if you do get why he said this...this was AP US history. Yeah.
Sleeping
Branchfoot then argued with Crowspots about whether the latter had ever taken a nap (Branchfoot said everyone naps; Crowspots said he never had).
Anything Nice
Coalpelt thinks Slick is cute. (Slick=Locustfang)
Signs
The signs in question were flyers with creepy anthropomorphic books. Like Angie!
Do You Feel
Honestly probably more accurate than he meant it to be.
Legible Two
At least it wasn't multiple twos, because in this comic we all know how that would have gone. But the two was much larger than the rest of the words/numbers in the problem.
One With
Once Jetwhisker (along with Brackenclaw and Owlclaw) filled a plastic Godzilla with Cocoa Puffs, then took out and ate the Cocoa Puffs at a competition with another school. The Godzilla in question could be filled and emptied...by removing the tail.
Three Words
And I just noticed while uploading this that if I had been paying attention to numbers instead of grabbing random comics out of the stash to complete I would have seen that the last three I made had two, one, and three in the title respectively.
Banana
...As opposed to figurative soup.
Noodle
Happened a while ago. Calciteclaw and Newtfang ended up shooting out several noodles. We were making noodles out of vegetables. Aloefang and I made spinach noodles, but they didn’t turn out very well. Calciteclaw and Newtfang were making…beet noodles, I think?
Noodle, Part Two
She didn't manage to shoot any of them out, although she did get one to land on the floor instead of the plate. Fun fact: in panel one, Aloefang’s hands are in that position because in the sketch she was holding a very large syringe. That was accurate to how we made the noodles—we pushed them out of huge syringes with the tips cut off—but I thought it might make the wcf mods mad to include it.
Whiteboard Eraser
It was a diagram for one of those related rates shadow/lamppost problems.
Fourth Grade
I didn't expect it to upset him. The first time, that is. Our last names are next to each other in alphabetical order, and back then we were numbered (alphabetically) and had to sit that way in “Specials” (gym, art, music, etc.), but #18 moved away, so during music I would scoot over as far as I could without the teacher noticing.
Outlier
I think Jackalclaw himself was the outlier he was referring to in the first panel.
Rita
I love the word "pylon," which is (sometimes) another name for a traffic cone.
Salmon
Reminds me of FISH FARM!
Anything You Want
Well, I, for one, would not make a good lizard.
Nicolas Cage
Not much to say about this one.
Octopus
Exciting!
Lime Green Sharpie
We were watching a math video; the person who made the video used at least six different color Sharpies.
Outvoted
It's about 10:30 at night right now, and I can hear one of those Mysterious Distant Concerts (I don't want the mystery to be ruined I mean I know the street it has to be but I want to pretend I don't know and they can be Mysterious Distant Concerts from the Woods) and a really loud owl.
Scatterbrained
Some guy came into the classroom and said, "I need Mothcloud now. And bring your car keys!" Which means not only did she leave her car running, but she did so while remembering to take her keys out of it.
Vegetarian
teacher: I don't know if that counts as vegetarianism...
Fourth Finger
Better without context.
Archimedes
This happened a few years ago, so I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain that the reason was that Jaggedtuft told a story about how he (Jaggedtuft) had once gotten out of the bathtub and run around his house screaming "Eureka! Eureka!" just because.
Blush
I'm a master at making her blush. This was also years ago.
Seventeen Thirtieths
I eat seventeen thirtieths of a granola bar for breakfast every day.
Calculator Cover
Poor calculator cover.
Ecstatic
We didn't look as ecstatic as the teacher wanted us to.
Five Steps
But I thought feet was a measure of time (according to Calicopelt)?
Shrek
Albweet Emigsteni!
High Notes
Scary.
In Love With
This happened a couple of years ago.
In Love With, Part Two
It was actually said in German, but still.
Monday
Yes.
Bass Player
Marshfire: So apparently I'm a caveman now too.
Memes
I KNEW Crowspots loved memes! I assumed he was a meme fan in general after his "one does not simply" phase, but here's the proof, I guess.
Memes, Part Two
Adderbite and I could take that class.
Omelettes
Believe it or not, I designed and named Eggpatch before this conversation happened.
Skin Wearers
This was back when Adderbite and I wore the Wednesday shirt; the posse called us the skin wearers because apparently the Wednesday shirt was Wednesday Shirt's skin.
Peter
She added "hello this is Peter the Skeleton Hand" to Lilypetal's notes using the hand of a fake skeleton named Peter.
Peeled
This was probably extra relevant to him because of the whole skin wearer thing.
On Fire
I don't remember the context.
Eight Hundred
Wow, eight hundred whole letters! By the way, Locustfang(/Slick) is canonically a Cornish rex (curly furred cat) now.
Eight Hundred, Part Two
I mean...I agree with him, but digging out the technicalities like this is still obnoxious.
Just Do It
Fun fact: Adderbite's more-complex-than-usual tabby design was made because when sketching I assumed the first comic she was in would be the only comic she was ever in, and therefore it was safe to give her a more difficult design. But then we became best friends and...yeah.
Scatterbrained, Part Two
She rummaged through her bag for a few seconds and decided everything would be fine.
Coconut
She then went right back to singing.
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday, Maroongale!
Batman
He spent the whole day going up to people and doing his Batman impression because Agateclaw wore a Batman t-shirt. Old event!
Chicken Men
teacher: They sure look like chicken men to me.
Good
Or something.
Nuggets
Apparently Nighttail was very pumped for nugget and sauce day too.
Screen
Or if you're Mothcloud--her screen is partially destroyed.
Cheetos
Heatherpelt is weird.
Chicken Men, Part Two
teacher: They're chicken men!
Leeches
He didn't even make the pun intentionally.
Piggyback Bird
Remember, Darkclaw is also a pixie.
Pink Calculator
It may actually have been a different calculator emulator than the one he had been using, but still.
Shot Down In Flames
The song Shot Down in Flames is one of our inside memes because it's Killdeerfrost's favorite song.
Water Striders
She said this after Birchthroat suggested that she put down the bucket of water and water striders.
Foreign Exchange
It was a yes-or-no question.