comics (newest: Your Friend)

Rubber Band

Fortunately he didn't figure it out, or he would have tried to get me.

Soft Hair

A somewhat awkward question, especially since he actually expected an answer...And they're cousins. So it's less weird for Fishfeather.

Not Denying It

Fishfeather and Hummingbirdfeather were making fun of Jayflight, but he thought they were making fun of Archclaw.

Cute

That was not the answer he was hoping for.

Nothing At All

I guess I was kind of asking for that one...and I do actually let her call me Jayfeather. Also, Stacey is a nickname.

High Five

Wait, what is that I see? A slightly altered comic? Yeah, this was how it was in the original sketch, but on the wcf there was a Ghost Rule that forbade giving out your age, and I was just leery enough of that rule that I didn’t want to mention anyone else’s age either, so I changed the text a bit (on the wcf edition, it said “boys” rather than “eighth graders,” but if I hadn’t given the sketch away I could show you that “eighth graders” was the original).

Graceful

Fishfeather kept begging for me to draw this one. I made a bad decision in panel five; what she’s saying is, “I’m okay! I’m very graceful in the hallways.”

Close Enough

He never actually got kicked but Fishfeather had the satisfaction of an excuse. Some people didn't understand this one. Basically, the soonest Fishfeather and Jonquilpetal will see each other again is in 14 minutes. If they don't see each other then, they will kick Coldwhisker. If they wait only 10 minutes, they will not see each other, so they will kick Coldwhisker.

Challenge Exempted

Yes, she meant challenge accepted.

Nerd

She was being surprisingly nice that day.

Whose Fault?

What little faith we have in Ashtail.

Calculations

Okay, from now on I want everyone to know this. Meadowblaze has red hair, and Brackenclaw teases her for being a "ginger." That should explain some future comics as well.

The Polar Express

That's just what Mothcloud is like.

Sawdust

...Wait, what? And I had to make the text smaller in the last panel so it would fit.

No Jumping

Oops. For those wondering, we were playing Super Smash Bros Brawl, specifically the Subspace Emissary, which is mostly a platform game, and you play as a team instead of competitively.

Rubbish

Because he always has to argue with her. And smirk about it. Fishfeather’s gesture looks more obscene than it really was; I promise that all these sketchy-looking finger gestures are the index finger…

Attractive

I didn't even answer.

Girly

...That's nice. Amberfang also said that to me once but I forgot about it until she told me when she read this.

Personality

Very true.

Stop Poking Me

Hawkflight has no stripes because my mom decided to help by saving the file without layers while I was eating. And I still don't know who poked me in the eighth panel...I think they might both have poked me, but I'm not sure. But before that one I could see Hawkflight's hand. Oh, oops, that was supposed to be Cloudedfur, not just Cloudfur.

Intelligence

There's a story behind it, I guess, but it works just as well without. Our class was being divided into teams for some activity (I honestly don’t remember what it was). Driftspots sat on the other side of the room, and he was the last person added to our team. Fishfeather was pretty excited to have intelligence on our side.

Genius

My eyes aren't gone, just shadowed. It kind of looks like weird sunglasses...

Burn

Crowspots is really annoying. And I forgot that Meadowblaze had white forepaws.

Squirrel

Isn't Amberfang just so nice to me? And to Coldwhisker, for that matter.

Summer 2009

Creamclaw loves ice cream and hates school. He also told us about a million other things, but I don't remember what. And he never learned my name.

Unibrow

Spiderfang is weird.

Bottle Cap

I think Hawkflight might have thrown it and missed, and then Fishfeather threw it at her again, and then Hummingbirdfeather interrupted, but I'm not sure exactly what happened because I wasn't really part of it.

Cars

According to Shadowmist, her real world is "the real world of Jersey Shore."

The Only Boy

It was a genuine misspeak on his part. Jayflight really needs to start thinking about what he's saying.

Ambush

"Hold still!" (...so I can whack you with my binder!)

Cheese

Fishfeather likes cheese, in case you didn't realize.

Costumes

I actually had the cardboard shield in my left hand and the fake bow and arrow in my right hand. ...She talked me into this by poking me several times with her "sword" and telling me she wouldn't stop until I made a costume too.

Link

I mean, okay.

Look-Alike

Whatever you say.

Rubber Band, Part Two

Fishfeather: Go away, Coldwhisker, no one wants you here.

Jokes

Because I know a lot of the elements even though we haven't learned them yet in school.

Close the Blinds

...Why was she still looking out the window, then?

Neighbors

I think he was still mad about the squirrel.

Comparison

This happened right after Neighbors. The whole time, he pretended not to notice I even existed.

Comeback

This was a request for Ebonyclaw.

Sympathy?

If they look weird, it's because it was dark when I drew this and I could barely see the paper but I didn't want to redraw it. I don't think either of us would have minded trading groups. Fishfeather seemed really annoyed. Jayflight talked the whole time and kept kicking me.

Batteries

She might be having a little too much fun with that game...

Fish

Well, they were following her, sort of, when she was next to the fish pond...

Sprinkles

That is a very weird version of a common "awkward question."

Memory

No, actually. I don't know of anyone with a photogenic memory. Thanks for asking. I know the “updated” Meadowblaze looks pretty creepy. Originally there was a placeholder character named Vinepelt because I couldn’t remember who said this to me, but conveniently Meadowblaze asked me the exact same question later on, and I didn’t want “Vinepelt” here because…who were they? My best guess is Jabiruflight…

Monster

...I think I'd prefer a monster… The monsters are from Shadowmist's game, Monsters and Fjords. (She had no idea what a fjord was when she came up with it.) One person hides nine index cards and writes a clue for each of them, then tells the other person the first clue; when the person finds the card, the one who hid the cards gives the next clue. But if there's a third person, they have to jump out and roar at the person searching for cards. This person is the monster, known as a wiefering. (If there are only two people then the one who hid the cards is the one who jumps and roars.) Each time all nine index cards are found you earn a bead, and then switch roles. There are eight beads to earn and then the game is over. It sounds silly, but if you choose good hiding places, Monsters and Fjords can be oddly fun.

Little Vampire

1: I'm not a vampire. 2: I'm not little. 3: I'm not afraid of the dark. 4: It wasn't dark.

Cloudyfluff

Let's pretend that never happened.

Quiz

I don't know what to say about this one.

Evil Eye

This happened right after Quiz.

Raggedpaw

It probably doesn't help that my voice was a little messed up.

Rant

I mean, I agree, but how was that rant relevant to our conversation? And she isn't even blonde...I just don’t know where this came from. All I had said was, “Are you afraid of the dark, little vampire?”

Sneeze

That's not even a girly sneeze. In fact, I don't know what that is.

One Does Not

Saying "One does not simply..." was very popular in math for a while.

Do You Like

Well then.

Headlock

Does anyone think she may have been overreacting just a little?

Annoying

I wonder why.

Free

No.

Ugly

I hope he realizes that in a way he kind of insulted himself, too.

Slap

I'm easily annoyed.

Trust Me

The picture says "Trustworthily Smiling."

Obsession

The last thing I need is for Ashtail to turn into Mabel.

Reserved Seating

What's weird is that we were doing pretty much the same thing in class that day as in Neighbors/Comparison, with the chairs against the walls (3 instead of 2 this time), and again he ended up sitting next to me. This is one of those strange comics where his face looked different so I gave him eye shines. It’s not an accident that he often lacks the eye shines. I don’t mean to go on about his eyes, but there was something about them that looked…strangely flat?

Odd

That's odd.

Comical

Her request has been fulfilled.

Amazed

He probably heard her say that...

Karate

The result: a sore hand.

Cake

The cake was good. My piece didn't have candy bacon, but some of the other pieces did.

Shocked

Why would that surprise her?

Soul

Literally her sole fell out of her shoe, but it still sounds funny.

Scared

Um...he's not very...intimidating... I don't think anyone is afraid of him.

Total Drama

The only reason she pretended my arm was Cody was because she knew it bothered me.

Imitation

Ashtail has annoyed me like that before.

Protection

"Powert" is not a typo. That's how she said it.

Cupcake

She said that in science. Science.

Bribe

I was trying out a new style of drawing when I made this one. It looks a lot better than my normal style when it's a sketch, but it doesn't really work out as a comic. Updated comment: basically, the style was more exaggerated but also more detailed. Since the comics have virtually no detail, it lost any positive features it had.

Water

I'm not sure exactly how that works, but okay.

Awesomeness

Everyone knows "Amber" means "purple," and clearly "fang" means "awesomeness." Right?

Laser

Laser eye. Of course.

My Eyes

Part one of Ashtail's problems.

My Ear

Part two of Ashtail's problems.

Furby

She was asking because she hates Furbies.

My Name Is

Part three of Ashtail's problems. She was going to say her name was Finn but then discovered that the fake sword she picked up was curved. Hence her new, odd name.

Table

This one has a really weird explanation. According to Adderbite, a Furby is a person with no soul (and no DNA). (Fishfeather is a Furby, too, but she's a good Furby. She has Good Magic, Conscience Magic, etc.) There is a kind of magic for everything except Nothing Magic (because magic can't be nothing) and Furby Magic (because Furbies are the opposite of magic--but there are magics such as Seeming Like A Furby Magic or Furby Protection Magic; the latter is also called Protection From Furbies Magic). A Furby can steal a person's soul. If the Furby doesn't have Soul Magic, DNA Magic, or Soul Stealing Magic, then the Furby won't be able to handle the soul. The person whose soul has been stolen turns into a Furby unless they get DNA within the next 24 hours. When a person becomes a Furby, they automatically lose any magic they had, but Furbies can steal magic from people. Magic can also be given. Furbies can only steal souls on ground level, not when the person whose soul they want is on a table. If someone--person or Furby--has Table Magic, then everywhere counts as a table, but only for them, so a Furby can't steal souls and a person is protected from a Furby. To give magic to someone, you must convince them to sit on a table, and then tap them on the shoulders and say, "I knight you with _____ Magic." Adderbite was going to give Emeraldheart Table Magic so he couldn't steal souls. (Note: Furbies naturally have sorcery, which is basically magic but evil.)

Face

Why, thank you.

All The Time

Did he really even have to ask? Oops, I made his eyes and words the wrong color.

Shoes

I'm sure they do. They just don't work for standing still.

Violin

Make sure to recycle your violins instead of throwing them away.

Math Homework

So apparently Jaggedtuft answers questions if I ask them, but no one else. And I messed up the colors again with his words and eyes...

Must Be

Adderbite has a point.

Interrogation

Very pressing questions, don't you agree?

Fly Away

Don’t look down. For multiple reasons.

Apple

Or, for short, "Red-As-Snow."

Learn

I don't think I want any "edumacation."

Stare

I don't know if he was trying to be creepy or funny, but it just came across as annoying.

Lunch

She never really pays attention to what she's saying...

Short

Now take into account that the tabby is in the grade above and it falls into perspective.

Favorite Color

Now where does that fit in the color wheel?

Eye Color

That must be what they mean when they say "if looks could kill."

Welcome

This is the 100th comic!

Spider

She ran to the other side of the classroom and wouldn't come back until someone killed the spider. Although she was sad for a few seconds after it was dead. I was just going to take it outside...

Names

I guess he does kind of look like Jimmy Neutron.

Candy

Apparently, yes, it is.

Big Bunny

Apparently we're squirrels, too.

Blue

...Right. Blue skin. Because that's not weird at all.

Apology

Obviously this was after Blue.

Exactly The Same

If I hadn't known, though, that would have been really awkward.

Antlers

I was drawing a "snazzy Adderbite cat" for her. ...With antlers.

Why Not?

Valid, but irrelevant.

Confusing

The first time I played the game, "Ham Sandwich" won when the word was "Confusing" and it's been a running joke ever since.

School

And he just accepts it as if it's a perfectly normal thing to be saying... (That is Tigerpelt, not Jaggedtuft--round ears.)

Attendance

...Obviously.

Mean

Oh, he's such a horrible person, isn't he?

Pay

And just look how his brilliant plan worked out.

Drawing

Later she added a tear from one of his eyes and a math test in his hand with a score of 99. The next day she added angry eyebrows, too.

Lava Lamps

Adderbite is obsessed with snazzy tails.

Eyebrow

At the time Amberfang had a crush on the boy who was wiggling his eyebrow. And she did kind of distract me while I was practicing my speech...so then when she was practicing hers, I wiggled my eyebrow once and she burst out laughing right away and couldn't continue her speech. It was a school thing.

Arf Arf Arf

Later, when she saw the movie, she was afraid of the dogs. After barking, wanting to read the book. The irony.

Psychic

She's talking about Jaggedtuft and Tigerpelt.

Proof

She kept getting jealous of me...

Email

I guess that's kind of implied, but it had to be said.

Cuteness

Adderbite: It's just like in real life. Tigerpelt's adorable, while Jaggedtuft is just...eh. Even though they're exactly alike.

Brain

I'm sure she does. Somewhere.

Speaking German

Sieben. It's her new favorite word.

Veggie Tales

Interesting plea.

Stop

Unfortunately, he didn't stop.

Pringles

Cheetos are kind of hard to set on fire, but they burn for a while.

Dream

We were both really surprised when he turned around.

Shirt

She actually asked him what his shirt said because she couldn't read it without her glasses, and then got mad when he told her...

The Question Is

Not as bad as some other things they've said.

Adorable

No, I would call that smiling creepily. There is a difference, no matter how small.

Terrifying

Emeraldheart ripped up the picture of the Furby and threw the pieces at us.

Pattern

I keep telling him to be quiet. But it never works.

Science

I asked him, and apparently he doesn't hear any of what we say. But now he'll probably be listening.

Powers

We were talking about Titan powers vs. Flea powers with my sixth-grade social studies teacher. It's a long story. It had to do with the website freerice. My sixth-grade social studies class had the Clash of the Titan and the Flea, as the teacher put it. It was a competition between him and me, with the rest of the class also helping donate rice. We started on level 20 for the English vocabulary category, and whichever of us could get to the higher level was the Titan and the other was the Flea. ...And I'm the Titan.

Euro

I have nothing to say about this one.

Followers

No one had anything better to do. Except for me. And the 5-year-old who was following me around.

Supposed To Be

She is--it just doesn't seem that way. Because she never thinks before she says anything.

School Bus

Doesn't this perfectly capture the essence of school bus rides?

Flower

Well, okay.

Singing

Adderbite: Well, he had it coming! I mean, just belting it out in the boys' bathroom, where anyone could hear!

Total Drama, Part Two

And the worst part is, when I get really annoyed, it actually kind of does.

Mario

She still laughs every time I say that.

Eat

I would say there's a pretty big difference between the two.

Taste Buds

That's a flea comb. Fishfeather is putting a flea comb on her taste buds. Don't ask why. I have absolutely no idea.

Pita

She did mean to say "pita bread" the right way, but she messed up.

Do You Know

That was...unexpected.

Fan-Fiction
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in retrospect, I regret saying this

Teacher

And she didn't get it at all...

One Million

And this comic says 150. Ebonyclaw: 150 pages? That's a lot of 150s!

Best Friends

Of course.

Excited

They were planning to go to the library when Jaggedtuft would be there--but then he wasn't there...

Ice Cream

Ashtail and I once said, in perfect unison, "I always have room for ice cream, Finn. You know that. I'm going to the ice cream marathon." Oh, and for the amount of ice cream and the size of the cone, I showed my dad the picture and he said I wasn't exaggerating.

Taste

I'm not really sure why she was licking her fingers. After that, she was trying to get rid of the taste.

Freeze Tag

…I would have to agree with him.

Keep-Away

Oh well.

Countdown

I don't even remember what she was trying to count down.

Pencil

She probably said it on purpose but she really wanted me to make a comic of it.

Dracula

She was talking about candy with honey inside.

Blame

I wonder if he was also the jealous pear that killed Red-As-Snow-That's-Covered-In-Blood in her story...

Forces

I think we all know who the "attractive forces" are...

Plasma

And she left it that way even when she thought we were supposed to turn in the paper.

Loki

I bet that's not the sort of reaction you were expecting when I mentioned the name "Loki..."

Thor

Because apparently Jaggedtuft's real name wasn't snazzy enough.

Orange

Maybe she really is the annoying orange in disguise...

Waffles

Makes sense.

Bad

Oh, I think she knows exactly what it means...

Wall

It was partly Driftspots' fault; he was talking and not looking where he was going...

Cookie

The quickest way to stop Ashtail from yelling at you: say something weird and random. Then she either stops or explodes at you. Also, that’s a medal, not a cookie.

Fix

But how exactly did Leafstream get crumbs on her back...?

Fatal
(removed by me: Adderbite changed her mind and was embarrassed, so I took this down)

Angel

Seriously, how is that a bad thing? I guess I can see why he was annoyed, because all day people were begging him to sing...

Sassy

At least he gets to be a little bit snazzier than the last time, right?

Nonchalant

That walk was nowhere near nonchalant, but it stuck the whole fifth-grade year as the grade's Nonchalant Walk.

Tofurkey

Electric Squeak!

Walrus

Well, she wanted walruses...

Walrus, Part Two

I think at this point he's just confused by the two of us.

Sour

Sandclaw (before complaining): Okay, hold it up...yeah... *opens mouth really wide* Now squirt!

The Other Schools

Wow, Amberfang. Just wow.

Choice

M&Ms!

Demise

Does it?

Fragile

Exactly!

Exclamation

It's like "Smurf" but...not.

Candy Canes

Well, I suppose that's true, but how exactly would you roast a candy cane...?

New Nickname

I can't believe I didn't finish this one months ago!

Dinosaur

And then she bit Cobaltwhisker’s workbook hard enough to leave bite marks not only on the cover but also on the pages.

Sonic

It was a picture I drew. I didn't really look like Sonic, but there were a few random lines on the paper that kind of made it seem that way.

Salutations

So now of course Fishfeather and I say salu-kittens instead of salutations.

Preference?

No, no preference. As long as they have cheese, Fishfeather is happy.

Amusement Park

Adderbite: Driftspots was walking around like a creeper, and I thought Jaggedtuft was Thunderpelt's dad! He looks like him! ...Well, no, he really doesn't, but I was scared, okay?

Effective

That's good to know.

Notebook

Yeah...I was kind of expecting that.

Library

Emberheart: *sees Nighttail trying to get our attention* Let's pretend we're conversing.

Spaghettios

Tofu=crowfood because Fishfeather had realized earlier that day that they sounded similar. And then later while my dad was cooking the spaghettios, we heard him singing, "Uh-oh, spaghettio."

Lightning

Lightning is the name of one of her toy cats, but it sounded really weird. The "explosion" meant toy cats being dropped.

Undying

NO.

Dead

Ironic..."Undying" and then "Dead."

Legos

Doesn't everything?

Magic

Magic flowers? Might they be the ones deserving of a sacrifice?

Rage

200 pages!

Thug

But apparently I don't go to the Tigerpelt School of Thugs.

Fortune Cookie

Logic, where are you? Also, Adderbite and I agree that I’m the one who told her not to eat the fortune (panel three), but Lynxtuft insisted it was her.

Voice

Clawfoot: I'm not like that! I'm not like that! But he does.

Bad, Part Two

Of course...

Forces, Part Two

Adderface.

Alleys

Dark boxes? ...Normal.

Deadpool

But now he's the potato with claws.

Hot

Fishfeather kept throwing M&Ms on the floor...and he kept eating them. Even when she stepped on one.

Wallaby

Again, everyone can guess who "he" is.

Talent

She was so outraged.

Poke

I noticed.

Silence

She's the only person I know who ends an awkward silence by making things even more awkward.

Trees

Probably the most interesting comic request I've heard.

Hate

She was careful how she phrased it after that. For those who don't know the song, the part where she stops singing goes "Why do I love you?" Update: I’ll be honest, there are still some TDG songs I like, but I confess I never liked this one much…

Today

Yay. Intelligence.

Stamp

There are four (nonexistent) stamps. Adderbite Stamp of Approval! Jaggedtuft Stamp of Disapproval! Hollyfrost Stamp of Semi-Approval! Spiderfang Stamp of Logic!

Voice, Part Two

Apparently it's a point of pride for him.

Road

Driftspots: So if I could drive a car, and I chased you and ran over you, then it would be your fault for not running away fast enough?

The Best Time

Jaggedtuft almost saw the picture. And, of course, she drew it because he was wearing a striped shirt.

Dapper

Wrong, O Great Brown One.

Green Beans

All zero of them.

Fair

Stamp of Logic? I don't think so.

Butterfly

Did Driftspots help Jaggedtuft and Swiftstripe murder Herman Granger, too?

Throat

I'm not sure how eating Emeraldheart would have helped...

Children

Shadeddream: I'm officially one of the stupid people in your comics! I'm so proud!

Fortune

I'm surprised he didn't realize that at first--they used to bother him all the time.

Dog

His "dog" is Cobaltwhisker. Jaggedtuft is also his dog but not the one who told him to get ahold of himself.

Finch

I read To Kill A Mockingbird a long time ago and it came up for some reason, though we aren't reading it in school.

Birds

Because that makes so much sense.

Airplane

Who's Airplane?

Amazing

I didn't make her say it. Point made.

Boring

I thought she said she was bored...

Cicada

And she also had a dream about a cat with my face.

Concern

In her picture he was a green-and-gray-striped snowman on fire with a bright blue tail that was also on fire. And he was holding a book because the teacher saw the snowman picture and said, "First, where are the arms? And second...where is his book?"

Cough

With Spiderfang, you never know.

Energy

Of course. Polluted streams have lots of energy.

Hair

So now they say "face flip" instead of "slap."

Office

It's a weird story...Jayflight was trying to force Leafstream to eat a clothespin, and Inkspot said something...not entirely appropriate to Jayflight about it (I don’t remember what he said anymore as of the move to the new forum).

Reindeer

It's Christmas Eve, so here's a holiday-related comic!

Just Like

Poor Tigerpelt...if I hadn’t known, this would have been pretty awkward.

Stupid

YOU IMPLIED!

Storing

Once during science I was presenting something and I couldn't say the word "clouds."

Math Facts

Something tells me not to ask him if I ever need help in math...

Math Facts, Part Two

X did equal 4. Except that it was B, not X.

Math Facts, Part Three

If you want the same answer every time...

Dolphins

He was trying to imitate a spouting whale, but dolphins don't spout like whales...she added scribbly lines to her drawing around the dolphin's head so it was "exploding."

Good News

I would consider that bad news, actually.

Graph Paper

And after all that...she realized she had graph paper the whole time.

Made For

I'm dying.

Wig

He was explaining why Spiderfang didn't mind him being near her, but she wouldn't let Swiftstripe come.

Bald

Spiderfang: No, don't punch him bald--punch him so he has more hair!

Grasshopper

Interesting.

Why

Better question: Why is she so weird?

Un-Lazy

Right...

Supergenius

Why would she say that...?

Necklace

So apparently Sunnypelt's necklace makes Adderbite cold. I messed up her paw coloring...

Unnoticed

But he sings like an angel...

Why, Part Two

Because then she'd be a potato with claws.

Smile

Well, she got me to smile...

Handshake

Apparently the group handshakes hurt Emberheart's hand.

Fight Back

Right.

Raid

...Okay, what?

Gum

That makes sense.

Reconsider

Jonquilpetal couldn't stop laughing. And again, it's really obvious who "he" is.

Warrior Cats

I was Streamsky, Fishfeather was Autumnheart, and Ashtail was Barleypaw. She looked so smug.

Accountant

Well, that was interesting.

Secrecy

It was so hard to type those song lyrics while singing along to a different song...also, I’m not going to replace those lyrics with the standard font, because I have developed shame. (For anyone curious, they’re from Fade Away by 12 Stones.)

Unattractive

That wasn't even the point of the conversation. Not that I disagree.

Music

I'm not an impostor!

Minus

...I'd have to agree. At least for the sake of my hearing.

Waste

Somehow she managed to compliment and insult both of them at the same time.

Break

Thunderpelt, Tigerpelt, Driftspots, and Cobaltwhisker were patting a little kid's head, apparently because "his hair felt cool."

The World

Usually we end up swordfighting with violin bows.

Jeans

Adderbite: I'm not sure what's better...the fact that she actually said it, or his reaction!

Hairstylist

She really did say "hairstylist."

Zombie

This came entirely out of nowhere.

All Day

Your face is grounded!

Wow

Buildings do tend to have walls, yes.

Justin Bieber

Poor Jaggedtuft...

Flex

Nice greeting.

Glee

That's...nice to know?

Necklace, Part Two

I colored the paws right this time.

Mad-Eye Moody

Adderbite: You troll!

Necklace, Part Three

Notice how it's gone from looking like ice cubes to apparently actually being ice cubes.

Mind-Creeper

What exactly is a mind-creeper?

Simultaneously

Just because they didn't say it out loud...

The Real Incentive

But I had to sit down anyway.

Book

What happened to Cobaltwhisker? And he actually hugged the book... (Eldest from the Eragon series)

In The Making

Apparently Bramblesplash can pick locks. And apparently he's also a theft. Not a thief.

Love

She said she loved him because he gave her a piece of gum. Oh, and happy Valentine's Day.

What If

Another comic that's sort of related to Valentine's Day. The top part of the board says "Hollyfrost ♥s" with a big smudge where I wiped off what Jayflight had written because 1. he was wrong and 2. I didn't want Inkspot and Eveningpelt to join Jayflight and Fishfeather in asking me who I like. The other part of the whiteboard says, “The sheep people will overthrow the world!” in all caps.

Baby

It was a joke in Adderbite's math class that she was a baby.

Hermit Crab

...It's a long story.

Necklace, Part Four

Of course not--only Sunnypelt is allowed to wear ice cubes.

Hyper

Maybe not the best breakfast idea.

Humor

Well, at least he's enthusiastic.

Trilogy

Adderface...just stop trying.

Nutella

I feel so loved.

Where

She's just like Adderbite...

Thermometer

300 comics! That's two 150s!

Blinded

Jaggedtuft kept taking pictures with the flash on his camera on...because it was too bright for him.

Paper Clips

She provides the lockpicking materials.

Myself

Adderbite: So much logic was made that day.

Valentine

Kind of late, considering I put up three comics about love on Valentine's Day, but oh well.

Thirty-Two

That's the intelligence level at my school.

Dihydrogen Monoxide

It's so fun to scare people into thinking dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical and then eventually explain that it's just water.

The Beatles

Random: The first eight cats Ebonyclaw and I came up with to be people (Hollyfrost, Ebonyclaw, Eveningpelt, Jaguarfoot, Coalpelt, Charcoalwhisker, Emberheart [the original--later she lost her cat name], and Ashtail) were all originally solid black cats, but Hollyfrost is now the only one.

Center

Center...side. What exactly is a center side?

Politics

No actual politics here, though. Stick to the bugs.

Marshmallows

After this happened, I drew a picture of my cat as Marth roasting marshmallows on his sword.

Empire State Building

This is what Charredfoot's stripes are supposed to look like--the reference picture didn't look right when I put the stripes the right way.

Iron Man

Jaggedtuft now vehemently denies ever having said that.

Unicorns

Words of wisdom.

Turtle

She takes "dead turtle" as a compliment and wants to be a table...and then wonders why people are confused.

Surprise

Has anyone else noticed that so far, in all three comics with both Adderbite and Cobaltwhisker, Cobaltwhisker's expression has been the same?

Window

They thought it was hilarious that I pronounced "envelope" awn-velope instead of en-velope. Same with "aunt."

Earlier

Because, of course, everything is Jaggedtuft's fault (unless it's Cobaltwhisker's fault).

Edgewise
Who wants to bet he didn't stay quiet long enough for the teacher to say Edgewise wasn't a place?

Gollum

I dared her to do that. I thought he would get the reference. He didn’t.

Hydrogen Hydroxide

He was so distraught. He also demanded to know what was wrong with the FDA (between panels three and four; not sure if I left it out intentionally due to laziness or accidentally due to forgetfulness).

Survive

She wasn't in my class, but she came into the room.

Pterodactyl

You know, it occurred to me that I could make a really long comic thread even if I only put comics that had to do with awkward moments involving Jaggedtuft.

Technicality

I'm surprised he hasn't self-destructed yet from all their conversations.

Who Is That?

Seriously, Tigerpelt?

Salty

She asked because Emeraldheart almost accidentally took his backpack to lunch, and when she asked if he had been planning to eat his books, he answered, "Probably."

Guess

Jayflight. You are in the class. It can't be you. It's actually really obvious. Update: He figured it out. New update: that was old information; this comic has already spanned years.

Santa Claus

Well, it's not exactly Christmastime, but that doesn't matter.

Pi Day

This happened on Pi Day of 2012, but I posted it Pi Day of 2013! I joined the original forums on Pi Day in 2011.

Cereal

Jaggedtuft-O's: Despair has never tasted this good! ("I hate everyone.") They'll kill you. Yay lethal cereal! ...Ebonyclaw's dad actually calls me Hollyfrostedflakes.

Hamster

This was a really long time ago. Back when she was obsessed with sock monkeys and apparently liked to play "Barbie Vs. Monster Trucks."

Spelling

-.-

Philosopher

I was trying to explain to her why Jayflight wasn’t over Rosefall yet.

Snowflakes

You wait!

Rick Ross

No comment.

Family

They were both completely right, though...

Camera

And then he started taking the random pictures for the bright flashes right after that.

Neji

Not helping, Adderface.

Daydream

Really not helping, Adderface.

Daydream, Part Two

Apparently she could picture it, and being able to picture it really scared her.

Pointing

Of course...

Thieves

Did he even have a soul in the first place?

Pizza

When asking for something, always make pterodactyl noises. And if you don't get it, just take it anyway.

Haircut

He had been making ghost noises behind her, and she thought he was Jaggedtuft until she turned around.

During

...I don't know what to say.

Mom

Clawfoot, she said she felt like your mom, not your babysitter.

Guess What

The teacher.

Yes And No

As Ebonyclaw would say, trouble is brewing like coffee...

Garbanzo Beans

She didn't believe me.

Gatorade

Grayfeather put a bottle of Gatorade on top of my comics, and it spilled onto the bottom corner, which was where Jaggedtuft was (in the comic Blinded).

Stopping

Maybe I should start calling her Not and see how she reacts...

Sweaters

Please don't ask. I have no idea.

Bookmark

Bookmark cruelty is a serious issue.

Armpits

I don't even know.

Yes And No, Part Two

Extreme no.

Countryside

What chickens? Oops, I just realized I changed the camera from gray to black.

Pretty

The camera still has the new accidental color switch.

Scandalous

I think she just wanted an excuse to use the word.

Rockstar

Apparently he had eyeliner and a black jacket.

Sea Monster

I'm not a sea monster. Her sea monsters look like cats. ...Odd spiky cats.

Voice, Part Three

So he'll tell Brackenclaw his voice is seductive, but he won't even agree to it being low?

Yes And No, Part Three

Yeah, he found out...

Crayon Cup

She almost tried to drink the crayons because she wasn't looking at which cup she picked up.

Mutual

Pigeonflight just messes up everything he says, doesn't he?

Karate-Chop Kick

Crowspots. Juniperpelt. No.

Dead To

Cinnamontuft will be so happy now that this one is online.

Mane

Okay, then.

Yolo

I wonder how many people are going to refuse to click this page while it says "newest: Yolo" in the title.

Wrong

I think there's something wrong with both of them. Maybe even all three of them.

Button

Poor Fluffy.

Weekly

I give up.

Narrating

He's supposed to be intelligent...

Jell-O

I have nothing to say.

Squid

I'd definitely have preferred Olive Garden to language arts.

Wendy's

I just don't understand them.

Cantaloupe

Sandclaw should probably just stop trying at some point.

Eucalyptus

She never explained. Maybe Jaggedtuft knew what she was talking about.

Rest In Peace

What even...

Killing

Does this mean he's died multiple times?

Sheep

That might explain why he wrote "THE SHEEP PEOPLE WILL OVERTHROW THE WORLD" on the board (in the comic What If).

Lamb

More sheep.

Penny

Eating money will not keep you healthy.

Delicious

Neither of us could figure out how to write down the sound she made, but that was her best guess. (To be honest, that wasn’t even a close approximation of the sound. I still have no clue how to do it.)

Holly Leaves

Apparently I'm all the holly trees in the world and also all the holly leaves in the world.

Bush

Oops, Nerinenose's words are a little harder to see than I expected.

Scientific

Um, he should probably give up too.

Hand

Cobaltwhisker was rubbing his hands together and Driftspots said he might as well bite the skin off if he was going to make so much friction anyway.

Just Friends

Jaggedtuft: They are having a private conversation and they are just friends!

Musicals

She was talking about Oliver! when Oliver asks for more food.

Corrupt

The teacher in that class hated me because I talked to Agateclaw when I finished my work.

Hat

I spent more time drawing that hat than Sunnypelt spent making it. Oh, and Adderbite and Sunnypelt are pirates in this comic.

Hands

You know, at the beginning of the school year he actually seemed kind of...normal. Now...not so much.

Sponge

Well, it's a creative insult; I'll give Owlclaw credit for that, at least.

Team Marceline

Question: Team Finn or Team Jake? Adderbite's answer: that isn't a thing Team Ice King.

Allowed

He was very matter-of-fact about it.

Throw

Going back to the Cantaloupe comic, I realized that Pixelmator calls the color of Sandclaw's fur "Cantaloupe."

Lampreys

Seriously, though, lampreys are creepy. They're worse than Furbies.

Dance

He randomly started dancing and almost ran into the wall again.

Arm

What was the point of that?

Shower

Who asks that!? Besides Coalpelt, at least.

Deer

That's 400!

Psychological

Onto page five! Clearing my backlog over the summer might actually be achievable...update: that one was.

Dandelion

She also tried throwing the dandelion at him, but he didn't notice.

Debatable

I feel sorry for that teacher.

You're Welcome

I meant to thank her.

Déja Vu?

She's exactly like Jonquilpetal...

Pacific

I forget what exactly it was, but that doesn't matter.

Perfection

This is what we have to deal with when Jetwhisker is around.

Look Weird

She meant my old drawings of Hollyfrost with eyebrows, not me as a person.

Disappointed

Now imagine him saying that in a low, seductive voice...

Drink

He was trying to ask how to open it.

Falling

Robinstep probably wished he hadn't helped in the first place.

Sand

Um...okay then.

Snowman

I feel like I didn't do the drawing justice. It’s filed under Adderbite art at the comic page thing.

Cookie Dough

They were probably the wrong two people to ask. The story doesn't end here. There will be more pertaining to this.

Phone

I was going to say, "Well, Pebblefall, are you happy?" but he's probably lost the paper telling him how to find the comics by now...

Schoolhouse Rock

The next day Adderbite decided to tell me all about this (I interjected to correct when she made a mistake telling me the story). She concluded with "You should have been there!" and was then shocked to learn that I was there. She was also surprised to find out Inkspot was there despite the fact that she remembered to include him in the story when telling me.

Bumblebee

Jaguarfoot and Ashtail once drew on the wall with modeling clay.

Sandbox

I wish I had Calicopelt's courage...I think that's the most hated teacher in our school. She certainly hates the most people. Basically, that teacher hates every student except Jaggedtuft and apparently Driftspots (he wasn't in any of her classes, but she randomly went up to him and said he was her favorite student).

Karma

I'm not sure what it was karma for, but according to Adderbite he's a horrible person.

Tuxedo

At least he wasn't dying again.

Such Is Life

As the title implies, "C'est la vie" means "Such is life" or, more loosely, "That's life." It’s pronounced “say la vee.”

Jokes, Part Two

Well, I think this is kind of late. Especially since I meant to post it yesterday. But at least it's up.

Book, Part Two

By the way, never ask Jaggedtuft about the plot of a book. He will go on and on forever telling you about everything except the plot.

Naughty

Does she realize it goes in one ear and out the other? Or, as Adderbite would say, in one eye and out the other.

Sun

They were both really matter-of-fact, too.

Ask

I don't know what kind of dinosaur she wants to be.

Pink Starbursts

Adderface, could you tell us what you think of orange Starbursts? Because seriously, I still don't know.

Happiness

No, obviously I don't hate happiness if I make this comic.

Scare

That might scare Jayflight, but probably not Owlclaw...

Pie

That really was what she was going to say. Of course, she said it a lot back then.

Orange Starburst

And always remember: orange is gross, but orange popsicles are snazzy.

Old Joke

I wonder if Juniperpelt was the one who told her to say that.

Aggressive

Well, she was telling me to be aggressive...

Irrational

I can't figure out why Ashtail thinks he's intimidating, either.

In The Ground

Actually...

Pineapple

But he isn't under the sea.

Every Day

The worst part is that I actually respond to the ridiculous names she calls me.

Classic

He meant classwork. But he had his phone on his lap anyway.

Raisin Bran

She won't let me capitalize it.

Quiet

He wanted to know what was inside it and wouldn't believe anyone who said it was just rubber.

Measurement

He later said that he meant four feet and two ounces separately, but this is how he said it.

Shark

He was just slowly getting angrier...

Two Words

That was her explanation for Jayflight of what an "it" was.

Locker

This is completely unrelated to the comic, but Ashtail is really weird...

Amusing

It was the article with "'a lot of big words.' 'Like Wendy's!'"

Unique

“Wait, what classroom should I go to?" "Just follow Meadowblaze's screeches." "Okay!"

Insult

I just don't know.

Manhunt

Oh, I just remembered, I have to ask Ebonyclaw what she was saying about Corpse Buddies...it has something to do with Manhunt.

Axe

Of course.

Axe, Part Two

Now there are three 150s. That's a lot of 150s!

I Know

She figured it out by randomly guessing...

Chickens

Shadeddream...

Not Weird At All

We were melting ice cubes on our heads.

Quack

That would be...interesting to hear.

Quack, Part Two

I'm pretty sure that's what she said. It could have been "Aaah, quack like a pig!" but I think she said, "I quack like a pig."

Grammar Police

I kept correcting his spelling mistakes on our worksheets.

Noises

Again, Ashtail is weird.

Letter

They were going to write an actual letter but then decided he probably wouldn’t read it, so they said it instead.

Sticky Tack

Don't eat sticky tack, clay, or anything like that...especially because I think Deidara exploded? Bad idea.

Scream

I think this comic was part of the reason he didn't show much interest in reading any more pages.

Necklace, Part Five

She finally just lost her patience.

Long Day

Look, Adderface is the normal one in this comic!

Neji, Part Two

I'm not sure whether it's a good thing or not that she stopped calling me Neji, considering I'm now raisin bran.

Warrior Name

One time, as she went to write her real name I said “Adderface,” and she actually wrote Adderface.

Rubber Band, Part Three

What I'd like to know is how shooting yourself twice with a rubber band constitutes "fun."

Hermit Crab, Part Two

It wasn't the striped shirt, though.

Sarcasm

I think we amuse Coalpelt.

Right

I don't remember what he was right about.

Plastic Surgeon

She just said it for no apparent reason in the middle of class.

Scapegoat

She wanted an excuse to use the word.

Maybe

Graph paper is annoying. But then, so is he.

Memorial

Dead...like Fluffy?

Hi

She was walking around the room saying that to everyone.

Pointless

If anyone has a pun, go ahead and tell Adderbite, because she loves them.

Popular

Well, at least she's honest!

Plastic Fish

This was one of the few things Lynxtuft said she could actually picture him saying.

Mind

I still don't get how she can be so smart and yet be...her.

Recipe

When Ashtail was really little she once put way too much almond extract in cookies. We called them almond bombs (instead of almond swirls)…they were so good.

Muffins

This is completely unrelated, but yesterday I bought a plastic polar bear that's bigger than my foot.

Seat

High-maintenance?

Eyes

Obviously Owlclaw is a bunch of eyes.

Yes

That was some genuine disappointment right there...

Loud

All three of them are loud creatures.

Pilots

Well, okay.

Never

Can't make this up.

Promise

Somehow I have a hard time believing that.

Prison

Sandclaw. Please give up.

Restaurant

That's quite an accomplishment.

Categories

Hey, look, Fluffy isn't dying!

Knee

That's...wonderful.

Shed

I don't know what to say about this one...

Spoon

You know, he has a point.

Retaliation

We all know I’m winning.

Cell Phone

Any chance of learning in social studies that day was killed when Buzzardsplash found out his phone would read aloud from Google Translate. And he seems to have a skewed definition of "one more thing."

Excitement

I don't even know.

Insanity

I am not made out of insanity!

Yes And No, Part Four

She changed it back to only yes and no being switched pretty quickly after that.

Yes And No, Part Five

Actually, his favorite number is negative fourteen.

Yes And No, Part Six

I'd actually expected her to say that a lot sooner.

Peppers

500 comics! By the way, “I Am Very Strangeness” is the title of the comics as a whole but also this first “installment” (which is now over).