♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {Planning / Discussion}

Konstantin: Here you go, kid. But call me “Grandpa” again and you and I are going to play a little game called “hide the wingtip”. There may be a generational gap here, so I’ll explain. The wingtip is my shoe, the hiding place is your ass.

Ambrose: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Ambrose: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Agnar: Quick, guys, look like you’re gardening. Imrie, grab that hoe.
Imrie: *grabs Luca*

Luca: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Imrie: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Ambrose: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

Agnar: You know, when Luca comes over, Imrie can get a little…
Megumi: Psycho?
Callan: Scary?
Ambrose: Drunk?
Agnar: All three.

Callan: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Imrie: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ambrose: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Luca: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Agnar: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Agnar: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Luca: Imrie is the scariest thing I could think of!
Imrie: Luca told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Callan: Why would anyone want to harm Luca?
Imrie: Maybe because they met him?

A dog: *walks over to the Bandit Bashers*
Agnar: Hey, how are you, huh? Oh my god. Look at you. Just look at you! Aren’t you the cutest little thing? Aren’t you cute? And what’s your name, huh? What’s your name?
Agnar: *looks at the dog’s name collar*
Agnar: Orthrus. Cool name for a cool dog.
Ambrose: Agnar?
Ambrose: *indicates for Agnar to leave the dog*
Agnar, to the dog: I’ll be back.

Megumi: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Luca: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Megumi: Fair point.

Agnar: How would you like your pancakes?
Imrie: Plain.
Callan: With sprinkles!
Luca: Chocolate chips.
Megumi: Potatoes.
*Imire, Callan and Luca look at Megumi*
Megumi: What? They're good.

Imrie: You disgust me.
Agnar: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

Callan: What should I do?
Luca: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Callan: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

Imrie: Luca, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-
Luca: Aww, thanks-
Imrie: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

Agnar: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

Ambrose: Well, that's strange. I don't remember this being here.
Megumi: You're lost.
Ambrose: I am not lost. I'm... momentarily confused that there's a stream here, but that's a temporary setback. I know exactly where we are.
*several hours later*
Ambrose: Okay. NOW we're lost.

It's funny because it's exactly what I planned for Néo to do with Orryn xD Yes, Orryn is the youngest out of our three professors but it won't stop Néo from calling him Gramps all the time. And he'll make fun of his bad sleeping habits.

Yeah, and the worst part is that there might be even more sidequests throughout the year and Ambrose would probably choose different students for those. "So I guess we're the Bandit Bashers now?" "Oh hell no, that's OUR name! Pick a different one!"

And they don't mock Philomel, the oldest Professor xD Aside from Néo going "yes, mom" whenever Philomel tells him to stop doing something.

Gotta know what kind of people the agarthans are dealing with, after all. But yeah, dumb team names are a must!

Let's just hope he drops that habit after the big reveal. Otherwise the Agarthans will get a worse name than "those who slither in the dark." And everyone will hate Schuyler for it xD

Akakios gives dumb nicknames to individual people (actually only the beastkin) and Schuyler will nickname groups. He spent too much time impersonating Ambrose. Our agarthans are weird.

And this is why we let three kids spy on the students

But speaking of killing, have any of the Bandit Bashers killed another human being before? Callan definitely hasn't so this will be the first time he'll have to do it. I guess Agnar has faced bandits before but not so often that he's completely used to it. So he won't hesitate but he also won't like it.

And this is why we love this guy

Also, maybe we should figure out how many bandits everyone gets to kill? We decided on five bandits and our group consists of six people. I guess it would make sense for Luca to not fight them and instead focus on supporting the team. Or Ambrose stays in the background for the most part and only intervenes if the others can't handle it. But either way I think Megumi and Agnar would definitely take down at least one bandit each. Imrie too, I guess since she also has been in fights/battles before. Some kids could also pair up and take on one opponent together.

Neason in heavy denial

Neason: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Amatus : Twelve, actually.
Neason Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Amatus : Yours!
Neason, voice cracking: That's right , no one's.

Twelve people? Dang, you're on a roll, Neason. And Amatus making sure he feels like crap because of it. Or rather Akakios having the time of his life.

Can't blame ya, the game is sounding more and more interesting! And yes to skipping the rest of April. Not May though, I'm not gonna miss my mom's birthday xD But man, waiting for a game you're hyped for just sucks. Can't we just briefly jump to the future, get the game and travel back? And then pretend we can predict the best parts of the game?

Pineclaw reading a book, and this character for a whole page went on a rant about how much he hates his son, and im like holy ****kk

He hates his son because
1. Didn't inherit a special gift that the father had
2. The son is similar to his twi sister in the sense of personality(both are timid)
3. His son hasn't reached "manhood" yet
4. Believes his son has no great intelligence
5. Believes he will destroy the legacy he's built

And there was just so much in that page, but no, his son is a precious boy, he likes to take care of birds that are injured, which is another thing his father hates,