♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {Planning / Discussion}

I should feel bad for him and I do but it's just so much fun to have that nasty church member and Akakios bully him!

I will never not joke about that! And what do you mean, Luca flirts with anything that moves? He tried to seduce a DOOR in one of the quotes! Then again, you can open and close doors so... I guess they do move? And sure, Neason's idea worked but surely there were better ways to go about this. More... intelligent ones. As for Jason, I like to think that he was a crying mess for that one quote. Guess one of his former classmates/friends pretty much cornered him and reluctantly offered him a chance at redemption or at the very least figured out that Jason isn't really cut out for this whole villain thing.

They sure do. Well, for eating people in general and fattening them up for it. Cue the albinean kids trying to trick their more gullible friends into thinking they're cannibals.

Hehehe... Too bad Amatus won't make many appearances before Akakios impersonates him. Unless I actually fill out a form for him. Maybe we can change up the form a bit for characters that don't show up all that much? Leave out some parts or something like that. Akakios won't spend too much time as Amatus and Farvald but it would be good for me to write down some stuff about them and have them show up every now and then. At least during the Verdant Rain Moon when the disappearances occur. Amatus would probably suspect any outsider that hasn't disappeared yet and be very vocal about it while Farvald would scold anyone who talks badly about those students.

Yikes, and now I'm imagining Luca talking dirty to his meals as a joke, much to his classmates' amusement and/or horror. And you're right, of course, Neason has to think carefully about when to use his braincells. There aren't many of them, after all. Poor Searc though. And true, it's unlikely for them to actually give Jason a chance to redeem himself. Some might spare him because some part of them pities him but even they are unlikely to forgive him.

Agnar would totally make a joke about that if he and Jason happen to be at the Dining Hall at the same time. "You know what the texture reminds me of? Human brain."

Yeah, sounds good. No need to do all that other stuff for them.

Or worse, Alastair dressing up as a huge (insert one of Luca's favorite foods here) and sitting on the table, being all "DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!" But yeah, Neason will probably try his best for that particular mission and everyone will work extra hard because they know how important this is to him, even if they may not know exactly why. And yup, maybe some sympathy but that's about it. They'd probably let him know that, while they sort of understand him, he's not welcome anymore.

Gotta take some advantage of that kid's gullibility XD

"Your next mission will be a suicide mission"
Yutaka, Neason, Jason, Elara -*screams internally*
Ciarra, Orryn, Alastair-"I had a good life."
Pierce, Ambrose -"Cool, who do I have to suicide?"
Imrie, Schuyler -"Just give me the order."
Searc-"****ing finally."

XD yes, and yea Jason just ****ed his own life by following the orders given to him

Qnd he will fall for everything

Because it's Searc

Okay, who left Ambrose unsupervised? Yikes, that's even worse than your Marco Polo plan, Neason! And Alastair's gonna join the Blue Lions at this rate XD


Neason: I ruined the oven because I thought the recipe called for three and a half cups of baking powder.
Rekka:
Rekka: Yeah, that's called a bomb.

Néo: But what about Ambrose?
Jasmine: Ambrose will be fine. He can take care of himself.
Néo:
Néo: Okay, you say that, but one time I saw him fall down five flights of stairs, one after the other, and then get back up and keep eating his hot dog like nothing happened.

Searc: Honestly, I can't even tell Neason, Julius and Callan apart half the time, because I don't go by height or hair color.
Searc: I go by the amount of stress they cause me.
Searc: And that makes all three of them identical.

*loud explosion from the kitchen*
Alyosha: What was that?
Konstantin: Nothing!
Alyosha: Then why did I hear it??
Konstantin:
Konstantin: It-it was a very loud nothing??

I love how Simp!Alastair has become a regular thing XD

Néo having more braincells than anyone is really concerning, the brat isn't exactly known for his common sense, you know. Searc yelling the wrong names would be hilarious and yeah, he absolutely wouldn't care. And Neason must have gotten advice from Konstantin. And he only gave him that advice so Neason would finally be banned from cooking duty.

XD Don't let him watch anime, guys! Also, you're in the same year as Luca, Alastair! Everyone is in the same year! He's not your senpai! But since we're already letting him watch anime, do you think Alastair would be a yandere?

Yeah, and he'd get Vincent banned from cooking duty too. Gotta think of the students' safety.

Accurate since Callan pretty much forgets how to block if he's near anyone who has less than 50% HP left xD Gets an insane boost for attack and crit at the expense of defense and avoid. "Who needs blocking if they just can decimate everything?! Defense is overrated!"

In any normal high school setting Luca would totally be his senpai xD And yeah, dandere fits him more. Would be a fun AU though. Alastair as a yandere, I mean.

Well, there's still the missions and stuff but with Neason and Vincent no longer being allowed in the kitchen there's one less danger.

Callan would totally make a habit out of hiding from Searc. He already thinks that guy's intimidating so constantly being yelled at by him won't help xD

Oh well, he could stop the Agarthans this way. All Luca has to do is flirt with them, and Alastair just destroys them all.

Searc has his work cut out for him then. Unless he finds a way to disable Callan's personal skill. Oh well, maybe he could just threaten him to stay away from any allies with less than half hp. OR he lets Callan still make use of his skill and trains him so he doesn't get taken out in one hit when his skill is activated. AND he insists that he learns Vantage. You know, that skill that would let him attack first when a foe initiates combat and he has less than half hp left. So Callan could definitely risk taking some damage and then turn into a weapon of mass destruction xD Yeah no, don't let him learn Vantage. He'd go from Glass Cannon to outright overpowered.

"Sooo... apparently our spies got taken out by a 'yandere'. Whatever that is." "Can someone fetch our weeb to translate what he just said?" says the leader while hiding their stack of anime, manga and JRPG (with japanese dub of course).

Sphinx: Answer me my riddles three, and you may pass.
Neason: Do we have to answer them correctly?

Ciarra: I don’t get why we need driver’s training. Driving is like Mario Kart, except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people.
Estelle: Please never drive.

Callan: When have I done something rash or irresponsible?
Searc: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

Neason: Well, sounds like this party is going great!
Julius: Sooo great. We’re having the best time. Right, Searc?
Searc: I wish I was dead.

Jason: So it’s okay if I swear?
Agnar: Yep. Totally fine.
Jason: D-
Agnar: Go on..
Jason: I can’t. I can’t do this.

Elara: Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.
Silke: Anyone ever tell you you’re a little paranoid?
Elara: Not to my face. Why? Did you hear something?

Megumi: Jasmine said I’d “rue the day.”
Néo: What does “rue” mean?
Megumi: No one knows!
Ambrose: I got it! “Roux: a mixture of fat and flour used in sauces and soups”.
Néo: Jasmine called you a fat flower?

Thankfully he'd only have to keep two of them on leashes at the same time. Neason and Callan when they're on the battlefield, Neason and Julius when they're at the monastery.

Yeah, he's just too pure XD Can't even say damn. I wonder if even stuff like dang and heck would be too much for him.

Cue the others making jokes about Searc and his three attack dogs.

And the rest of the Deer making remarks about the "actual doggos" of their house having free reign and loudly wondering if putting Rekka and Tahvo on a leash would be offensive to them.
Haha, understandable. Unless you grew up with it it's just a pain.