♦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses, EoaNA {Planning / Discussion}

im gonan get it just cause i love the fire emblem games, and getting to go revisit the three houses world ina new lens make me be like yes please, and i saw jeralt in the trailer and im like "dad please tell me you live in this game my heart cant take seeing you constantly dying ;-;"

Their my ocs I can recon or be nice to them after throwing angst at them

I live all of them to much XD, especially search, cause indeed his simulation runner needs to be talked to...wait is that technically me?

Also Jason that's a mood, I never knew what dilf/milk was till I got told, I didn't know they were acronyms so I thought they were genuine words

*gives everyone enough gold to get the therapy they will need*

searc please dont hurt me, i'll try give you a good ending i promise XD

glad im not the only one then XD makes me feel a little better

Doing homework
Pierce, Searc- checks notes to homework for the fourth time "Okay one more time just for good measure."
- "Could I pass this class by flirting?"
Alastair, Yutaka- thinking they're failing (they are passing) "I think the only thing keeping me from failing is the aura of intelligence that surrounds me."
Ciarra- "What would happen if Bob really had to buy 60 watermelons? Could it be for a party?"
Imrie, - with stacks of books piled around them "It wasn't required. It just interested me."
Ambrose, Elara- "Ah...this is new.....great..."
Jason- "If I get this done, I can move to Russia with my goats and my guitar."
- finishes homework: "I am god!"
Neason, Orryn- "I have been staring at this for the past 30 minutes and I have already exhausted myself."

During Exams
Searc- Double checks work and thinks that the test is too short to be done.
Pierce- Leaves a nice little note at the end to ask if there is anything they can do for extra credit.
Imrie, Ambrose- "I must get the highest grade!" Probably finished first.
Ciarra- Daydreaming and Doodling. Probably looking at people and objects around the room and makes up stories concerning each thing.
Alastair- Questioning the wording on the test. They are also studied like their life depended on it. Probably going to get a decent grade.
Jason, Orryn- Planning for the worst. They are probably the ones who asks questions during the test if they don't understand something.
- Possibly skipped for the thrill of it, but they are probably cracking jokes in their mind regarding the test. They most likely will tell their group of friends about the jokes after the exam.
Yutaka, Elara- Questions the questions on the test and questions the teacher about them.
Neason- Gets distracted by things around the room. They are pushing the really hard questions to the end. They are the master of brief answers.

you have no idea how bad i was trying to hide my laughing while in my lecture rn XD

yea would be the best if they didnt study together, They might even writ a whole sotry about bob and his party that needed 60 watermelons

all good was worth reading them XD

and yep they will single...double(?) handedly be the ones asking the dumb questions to equally dumb questions

XD points for effort at the very least

XD he would, i just see him not even bothering to grade neason, he just writes F and goes on, because he just gave up because neason

yea we can put it on hold, especially since we need sussuru

and yes we can plot out a subplot to do with them, ambrose joining in to ensure it doesnt go to far

The more his classmates see of him the more they wonder why he was picked to be their house leader xD

Yeah, I guess whatever we come up with, they need some adult supervision. How many characters per person do we want for this? Two? Because I'd feel kinda bad if you only could play everyone's chaperone in this xD


in high school
Jasmine-the one kid that goes to the bathroom and never comes back
Vincent, Nora, Agnar, Tahvo-the one kid that says they are going to fail every test, but actually have a 4;0 and is in 73 A.P. classes
-The captain of the football team but is nice to literally everyone
-the girl everyone has crush on
Callan-the one quiet one in the back of the class, but is actually a gem when you get to know them
Julius-the one popular kid that doesn't play sports
Larissa, Néo-literally every teacher's worst nightmare
Konstantin-the one that is still emo in 2022



Searc: Everyone roll con saves. If you roll 28 or above, take 55 damage. Everyone else take 110.
*Couple of people get knocked out. Some are low. No one in the party dies*
Estelle: Aww yes. The TPK I’ve been waiting for. Campaign 3 here we come.
Rekka: I don’t wanna die.
Tahvo: I’m still up and I can do a mass heal. I won’t let you die.
Estelle: No. Everyone needs to die. I kill Tahvo on my turn.
Searc: I already told you. I’m not doing a space campaign. I’m ending the game here tonight so I can set the map. Tahvo will get his turn next week.
Estelle: But everyone is dead. A new team of adventurers won’t be able to handle these level combats. New game!
Searc: No one is dead. We aren’t going to space. You can dm that yourself.

Alastair: Alright, we did it.
Mayor, played by Grimm: So you defeated the crow.
Alastair: Well, he wasn’t really a crow.
Mayor: Pardon?
Alastair: Grimm, do I know what druids are?
Grimm: No, you’ve never seen nature magic used like that before.
Alastair: Alright. *To the mayor* He was a magic furry.
*surprised laughter from around the table*
Mayor:… a furry?
Nora: I believe that what my friend is trying to say is that our enemy was a spellcaster who assumed the form of a crow-
Mayor: Yes, yes, I know what a furry is.
(later in the campaign, Megumi's character polymorphs into a bear to fight some city guards)
Alastair: Megumi’s a furry!
Megumi: ..no
Guard: Oh no, I don’t want to mess with a furry
Megumi: NO

Philomel: At this military outpost, every soldier needs to have a messenger bird for communication.
Ambrose: I want a goose.
Philomel: …why?
Ambrose: It’s funny.
Philomel: Okay… the goose is pretty agitated. Roll for animal handling.
Ambrose: 19.
Philomel:
Philomel: So… you get a goose…
Ambrose: I want to teach it how to use a knife!
Philomel: Why.
Ambrose:
Philomel: Because it’s funny. Of course. Roll for perception to find a knife that a goose could use.
Ambrose: 20.
Philomel: Are you-? Whatever. Okay, you find a conveniently small knife in the armory that could be wielded by your goose. As soon as the goose gets its beak around the handle, it starts running around and waving the knife at everyone, trying to attack them. Roll animal handling.
Ambrose: …
Ambrose: …one.
Philomel: The goose stabs you.


Oh, and looks like I also did some quotes with Tahvo and his wolfskin friends a while ago. He, Jaakko (or as they call him, Jaska) and Esko are male, Ritva, Senja and Taimi are female. Need to figure out what his friends are like, after all, since he'll definitely miss them during his time at Garreg Mach and might even compare some of his classmates to them xD

Ritva: Hey, Tahvo you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Tahvo: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Ritva: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Esko: That is the worst response to that question.

Taimi: Hey, Ritva, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Ritva: Yeah.
Taimi: And you, Senja?
Senja: Umm... yes?
Taimi: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Senja: Did she just-

Tahvo: That's ridiculous, Esko doesn't have a crush on me.
Jaakko: Yes he does.
Taimi: Yes he does.
Esko: Yes I do.

Alright. Not volunteering anyone yet since I'm gonna pick them based on whatever plot we come up with. I will probably exclude Julius though since he already gets to do stuff with the Occult Club.

That was my favorite too. Don't mess with geese! xD

Yup. Makes more sense to choose them after we know the subplot. But just like with the Occult Club, having at least one from each House would be good.

Yeah! Blame Neason! That's the answer to everything and everyone would believe it. Hm... I wonder if all of our characters know that the plural of goose is geese. Some could be stupid enough to say gooses or something like that xD Anyway, we need giant geese so we can have a new class some could set as their goal! Wyvern and Pegasi are cool and all but geese?! They can double as riding AND flying mount! Oh, and they have knives, of course.

Guess Ambrose would join the Golden Deer house then since Flying is one of Philomel's proficiencies xD

The Occult Club accidentally destroys something? No need to investigate, it was totally Neason. A training dummy exploded? Let's blame Neason. Either because of his own stupidity or because he asked Julius to cause some chaos. The horses suddenly freak out? Well... it could be because they're afraid of kitsune and wolfskin but... nah, it's Neasons fault.

He'd be such a bad influence! And what's worse, the Deer would now have TWO spies. Spies who don't get along in the slightest.

Some students suddenly go missing? Well, no idea what happened to the rest of them but Rekka definitely disappeared because of something Neason did! Cats chase Néo around the monastery because someone dumped him in a barrel full of fish? Neason did it, definitely not Jasmine or Ambrose.

I guess in that timeline Akakios would still screw up and make Schuyler look suspicious but this time it would be on purpose.

Yes! XD Verdant Rain Moon, which is known for its awful weather and even named for it, is super rainy and makes everyone miserable? No, it's not because that's what happens every year during that month, it's because Neason bribed Larissa into doing some weird shamanism stuff which caused all the rain!