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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:00:19 GMT -5
Hello there guys gals and non-binary pals. (And all of the other genders as well :] )
These can be yours or someone else’s, but just post your favorite shower thoughts! Or just any of ‘em.
Here we go!
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:00:45 GMT -5
Why do we have summertime, wintertime, springtime, but not falltime or autumntime? Also, why do we have summer, winter, and spring, but we have BOTH fall and autumn?!
(Mine)
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Post by Ravenshadow on Apr 20, 2024 15:03:09 GMT -5
Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
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Post by Ravenshadow on Apr 20, 2024 15:06:47 GMT -5
Shouldn’t doughnut “holes” be called doughnut centers bc they’re not a hole?
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:08:43 GMT -5
Friends are like trees, they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.
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Post by Ravenshadow on Apr 20, 2024 15:11:32 GMT -5
Popcorn is the weirdest sh*t ever. Like you apply heat and it changes taste, texture, appearance, uses, etc.
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:20:07 GMT -5
If a morgue worker dies, they’ll still have to come to work one last time.
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:20:46 GMT -5
Someone’s mom is probably using you as a bad example for her kids
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:21:59 GMT -5
People who run at night in the dark wearing dark clothing with no lights or reflectors are a rare combination of people who care about their health and well-being and people who don’t.
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:22:33 GMT -5
Birthday presents are just rewards for not dying that year
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:23:53 GMT -5
There is a small percentage of rain made up of your tears
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:25:32 GMT -5
Smelling is just breathing with more thought
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Post by 《 ☆ Copper ☆ 》 on Apr 20, 2024 15:28:51 GMT -5
Is a bed just a human charger?
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:36:23 GMT -5
If a scented candle shop burnt down, would it smell good or bad?
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:39:02 GMT -5
You can’t move your top teeth
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:39:56 GMT -5
If the opposite of a pro is a con, is the opposite of progress then congress?
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:40:18 GMT -5
Everything in the universe is either pizza or not pizza.
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:43:01 GMT -5
If the universe wasn’t infinite it would be even scarier.
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Post by Ravenshadow on Apr 20, 2024 15:43:12 GMT -5
If you own technology, nothing you do is ever private anymore.
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:43:42 GMT -5
Saying there’s no aliens in the universe is like taking a cup of water and saying there’s no fish in the ocean
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Post by Ravenshadow on Apr 20, 2024 15:45:03 GMT -5
If a god doesn’t exist, Christians are fine. If a god does exist, atheists are tortured for eternity.
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:47:31 GMT -5
If you drop the same food twice, does the five second rule restart or resume?
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Post by Ravenshadow on Apr 20, 2024 15:47:42 GMT -5
The nucleus of an atom is the only thing that isn’t made of anything.
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:49:11 GMT -5
If it’s a requirement to give a two weeks notice before you quit a job, shouldn’t the job be required to give you a two week notice before firing you? ( mintedstar/fur🦇 for you lol)
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:49:45 GMT -5
Turning up the volume is just zooming in with sound
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Post by Ravenshadow on Apr 20, 2024 15:50:08 GMT -5
Shouldn’t a furry with scales be called a “Scaly”?
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:52:39 GMT -5
Gravity is creepy once you realize you aren’t walking around on a surface, but in fact being pulled towards a burning core of magma
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Post by Ravenshadow on Apr 20, 2024 15:54:20 GMT -5
For every mistake we make, we also create a solution.
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Post by ☆*:.。. Rain .。.:*☆ on Apr 20, 2024 15:54:21 GMT -5
What if aging is a disease, and earth is a quarantined planet, and that’s why aliens don’t visit us?
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Post by Ravenshadow on Apr 20, 2024 15:55:44 GMT -5
Aliens could charge us with kidnapping and theft charges so many times.
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