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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 10:55:22 GMT -5
Trey where the hell are you Unfortunately, the deal that we here at ChristianMingle made in order to purchase Christianland required the removal of the previous owner of this account. He's perfectly fine, so don't worry or go looking for him or anything silly like that. Instead, enjoy ChristianMingle's FREE dating services and find God's match for you! Uh... okay! *runs off*
@jester VIXENCLAW Saint Ambrosef ✨ ιηνєяѕєяєαℓιту I have a bad feeling that the ChristianMingle guys killed Trey is that a bad thing
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Post by ~☽~Mσσɳвʟᴀzᴇ~☾~ on Apr 1, 2017 12:15:28 GMT -5
10/10 excellent joke trey why did I read everything
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Post by ❴ ғα∂ιηg ✦ яεαℓιтү ❵ on Apr 1, 2017 12:17:36 GMT -5
Remember when I joined ChristianMingle as a joke and got matched with my coworker? Good times. a match made in heaven
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Apr 1, 2017 12:55:48 GMT -5
-Catholics: we're watching you. :|
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 13:01:11 GMT -5
-Catholics: we're watching you. :| Oh hush you ripoff dating site
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 13:01:32 GMT -5
Remember when I joined ChristianMingle as a joke and got matched with my coworker? Good times. a match made in heaven We're taking that to use as a slogan now, thanks.
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Post by ❴ ғα∂ιηg ✦ яεαℓιтү ❵ on Apr 1, 2017 13:02:24 GMT -5
We're taking that to use as a slogan now, thanks. you're welcome
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Apr 1, 2017 13:13:07 GMT -5
:| Oh hush you ripoff dating site "ChristianMingle was launched in 2001 by Spark Networks" "Providing an online space for single Catholics [...] for 18 years" Whatever you say.
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Post by VIXENCLAW on Apr 1, 2017 13:28:30 GMT -5
-Catholics: we're watching you. :| yes
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 13:29:02 GMT -5
I'm making a forumfic about this now
BTW this is set in the Furry-Harry-Potter universe and this is just an excerpt
April Fools Day at Christianland
Lyoko stumbled into the Christian Club in her pajamas. She was groggy, and her eyes had dark circles underneath them. She hadn't even put on her glasses. She wasn't religious, and she never had been, but she had a couple friends who basically lived in that club, so she decided to pop in that room without telling anyone every few weeks, out of boredom and curiosity. There was already some people chatting, but Lyoko noticed that one of these people was someone she'd never seen before. She poked her head in through the door. "Uh... Hello?" She whispered. Where was Trey? She hadn't seen him in the room. Lyoko spotted a man in a white and gold suit, and her eyes widened. "Who the heck are you!?" She burst out. "Representative of ChristianMingle, father, former football star. Visit ChristianMingle.com now to find God's match for you!" The well-dressed man said, giving the anthro an odd stare. "WHAT!?"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 13:35:52 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the deal that we here at ChristianMingle made in order to purchase Christianland required the removal of the previous owner of this account. He's perfectly fine, so don't worry or go looking for him or anything silly like that. Instead, enjoy ChristianMingle's FREE dating services and find God's match for you! All I got from this is that ChristianMingle executives are holding Trey hostage. Or they killed him. Whatever works for you, Jess.
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Apr 1, 2017 13:45:32 GMT -5
We at CatholicMatch® would never harm another person.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 14:10:42 GMT -5
We at CatholicMatch® would never harm another person. S T OP
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 14:31:23 GMT -5
Oh hush you ripoff dating site "ChristianMingle was launched in 2001 by Spark Networks" "Providing an online space for single Catholics [...] for 18 years" Whatever you say. You ripped off the idea retroactively.
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 14:32:41 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the deal that we here at ChristianMingle made in order to purchase Christianland required the removal of the previous owner of this account. He's perfectly fine, so don't worry or go looking for him or anything silly like that. Instead, enjoy ChristianMingle's FREE dating services and find God's match for you! All I got from this is that ChristianMingle executives are holding Trey hostage. That's a rather strong word. We here at ChristianMingle prefer the term "romantic and relaxing vacation." Have a nice day, and join ChristianMingle now to find God's match for you!
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 14:33:12 GMT -5
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Apr 1, 2017 14:37:09 GMT -5
I'm sorry, we at CatholicMatch do not understand the question. Please call our toll free numbers to talk to our award-winning customer service!
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#add8e6
Name Colour
*Ravenpaw*
Warrior Fanatic
*reads books in a corner*
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on Apr 1, 2017 15:10:00 GMT -5
You guys are making me laugh so hard right now. xD I swear people could hear me.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 15:10:08 GMT -5
All I got from this is that ChristianMingle executives are holding Trey hostage. That's a rather strong word. We here at ChristianMingle prefer the term "romantic and relaxing vacation." Have a nice day, and join ChristianMingle now to find God's match for you! You aren't denying that claim
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 15:19:44 GMT -5
That's a rather strong word. We here at ChristianMingle prefer the term "romantic and relaxing vacation." Have a nice day, and join ChristianMingle now to find God's match for you! You aren't denying that claim
If you keep asking questions, you might get a free "vacation" yourself. Have a nice day, and join ChristianMingle now to find God's match for you!
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Post by ~☽~Mσσɳвʟᴀzᴇ~☾~ on Apr 1, 2017 15:41:31 GMT -5
It just gets better and better
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 16:08:26 GMT -5
It just gets better and better Just like our services here at ChristianMingle.com
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 16:09:00 GMT -5
This is going to be wild in retrospect. The only thing wild is the fun you'll have when you sign up for ChristianMingle.com today, for FREE!
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Apr 1, 2017 16:16:27 GMT -5
This is going to be wild in retrospect. The only thing wild is the fun you'll have when you sign up for ChristianMingle.com today, for FREE! Unfortunately, it seems like our inferior competitor has been lying to you, our loyal customers. There is a FREE TRIAL, but paid subscriptions are required in order to IM your match!
Don't throw away your time on a site that will lie to you. After all, as Catholics, we know lying is a sin!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 17:09:28 GMT -5
You aren't denying that claim
If you keep asking questions, you might get a free "vacation" yourself. Have a nice day, and join ChristianMingle now to find God's match for you! I'm an agnostic atheist, not to mention a lesbian agnostic atheist, I don't think Christian Mingle could find a good match for me. Also WHERE THE FRICK IS TREY!?
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 17:20:18 GMT -5
The only thing wild is the fun you'll have when you sign up for ChristianMingle.com today, for FREE! Unfortunately, it seems like our inferior competitor has been lying to you, our loyal customers. There is a FREE TRIAL, but paid subscriptions are required in order to IM your match!
Don't throw away your time on a site that will lie to you. After all, as Catholics, we know lying is a sin!And CatholicMatch doesn't have a paywall? Shameless deception here, folks. Typical of someone who's never read the great works of Martin Luther, John Calvin, or Joyce Meyer. Additionally, ChristianMingle does not offer a free trial for any of its premium purchase, but allows unlimited usage of its free features. And ChristianMingle's FREE services are even better than CatholicMatch's most deluxe subscription packages. Don't listen to this papal deceiver. Join ChristianMingle today to find God's match for you!
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 17:21:27 GMT -5
If you keep asking questions, you might get a free "vacation" yourself. Have a nice day, and join ChristianMingle now to find God's match for you! I'm an agnostic atheist, not to mention a lesbian agnostic atheist, I don't think Christian Mingle could find a good match for me. Also WHERE THE FRICK IS TREY!? Nonsense! Lesbians can find matches on ChristianMingle too. The discrimination lawsuit we received a while back ensures that. Trey is fine. He's just sleeping.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 17:23:15 GMT -5
I'm an agnostic atheist, not to mention a lesbian agnostic atheist, I don't think Christian Mingle could find a good match for me. Also WHERE THE FRICK IS TREY!? Nonsense! Lesbians can find matches on ChristianMingle too. The discrimination lawsuit we received a while back ensures that. Trey is fine. He's just sleeping. ... No thank you, I'm quite sure I wouldn't be welcome on there anyway. Where is he sleeping?
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Post by Splintercat on Apr 1, 2017 17:34:48 GMT -5
Nonsense! Lesbians can find matches on ChristianMingle too. The discrimination lawsuit we received a while back ensures that. Trey is fine. He's just sleeping. ... No thank you, I'm quite sure I wouldn't be welcome on there anyway. Where is he sleeping? That's not important. The important thing is that ChristianMingle.com is FREE, and you can find God's match for you now! Why wait? Go to ChristianMingle.com and sign up for free now!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 17:37:31 GMT -5
... No thank you, I'm quite sure I wouldn't be welcome on there anyway. Where is he sleeping? That's not important. The important thing is that ChristianMingle.com is FREE, and you can find God's match for you now! Why wait? Go to ChristianMingle.com and sign up for free now! I won't go on your site if you don't tell me what happened to Trey
BOYCOTT CHRISTIANMINGLE.COM- mmph! He-hey! Wh-what a-a-are you doin- ACK! L-let go! Help! Heeeeeelp!
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