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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 22:22:37 GMT -5
who are we?we are the wcf's official news broadcasting service, here we share news from the OTD straight to your O-TV! haha! just kddiing,w e dont have enough funding for that correspondentspeople who will help maintain the ONBS and will comment on it here- gojira (STRIKES: 20)- sorrel (STRIKES: <3)- howl (STRIKES: 1)articles:- Transhumanism: Who are they? Where did they come from?- Beyblades: Can they hurt us? Are they real?weather reports:
- 9/9/16
subscribers:- eight - sanders - christa bc idk they posted - daydream (w/ spaces tho) - Nah - woobiewooooooooooooo (but with less o's probably) - sweetclover1 - blubberywhales - watermelon (w/ a pencil that i keep thinking is a knife) - pete (im not typing the rest) - silverowl - nightmare victorious
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Post by Sanders on Sept 8, 2016 22:25:00 GMT -5
Kids+ tv
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 22:25:20 GMT -5
Topic: Transhumanists, who are they? Can we trust them?
we dont know much about them, so join me on discovering the TRUTH behind transhumanism
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 22:38:19 GMT -5
are you gonna post fake/joke news stories?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 22:38:58 GMT -5
i guess?? join the club we have no idea what we're doing, but we're doing it
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Post by d a y d r e a m ✪ on Sept 8, 2016 22:45:17 GMT -5
i read the second sentence and already started laughing sign me the hEck up
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 22:45:43 GMT -5
i'm in
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 23:04:20 GMT -5
transhumanism: an in-depth look into a recent phenomenonwell right off the bat transhumanism is confusing as heck, like, do they encourage debates, or dont they? im going to assume the crossed out section in their post means its no longer applicable, however i cant be sure. this has lead to severe confusion. transhumanism is, as defined below: the belief or theory that the human race can evolve into a bunch of fish-men, especially by means of science and technology.onewordtyler describes transhumanism as "a robot uprising" and later declares that he's "helping". im pretty certain this proves that transhumanists are dangerous. be warned, listeners, for there be trecherous tides ahead...... on a last note: sour candy (the group's original poster) had dragons in his signature. could this mean he is.... a reptile himself? we just dont know, folks.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 23:06:58 GMT -5
Gasp! Finally, a reputable news source.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 23:09:31 GMT -5
Gasp! Finally, a reputable news source. we're just here to serve our faithful viewers (:
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Post by нσωℓ on Sept 8, 2016 23:14:09 GMT -5
Official Weather Report For 9/9/16 on WCFHello folks, I'd like to present you today's weather report! Right off the bat we're seeing today's already got a little salt, and a lot more to come! Now if you'll take note we're starting to wind down and head for the apocalypse. Can you believe it, folks? I honestly can't wait! Don't fret if things get a little turbulent later this evening, this is to be expected here. I mean, it's not exactly the calmest place but it's home! Oh and don't be alarmed if you don't know what the fudge is going on because no one has any idea! Hope this helps!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 23:40:48 GMT -5
wonderful job on the weather, danni! i do however have to call you out on your blatant egg-advertisement. that'll be strike, hohoho! don't get three or You Are Out
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 23:44:56 GMT -5
BEYBLADESAre they real? Can they hurt us?beyblades, a russian childrens manga that airs on cartoon network, is sweeping the nation by storm. WOOOOOOSH. Now viewers, all this information on these "Bay Blades" leave me thinking. Will they poison our childrens minds? Beyblade has 8 letters in it, which is the same letter of words numbers as "zizzling." i don't like this. back to you june.
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woobiewooooo
im not physically good at anything, aside from yelling a lot.
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Post by woobiewooooo on Sept 8, 2016 23:56:51 GMT -5
sign me up pls
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 0:02:59 GMT -5
I will become le subscriber!
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Sapphic
sorrel
>:3c
Pronouns: she/her or they/them
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Post by sorrel on Sept 9, 2016 0:04:32 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 0:07:24 GMT -5
YOURE LUCKY YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Sept 9, 2016 0:07:59 GMT -5
Sign me up, this seems like the cat's pajamas.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 0:10:57 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 0:14:22 GMT -5
THIS IS A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION THAT YOU ARE PROFITING OFF OF TWO STRIKES!!
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Post by John 3:16 on Sept 9, 2016 1:02:49 GMT -5
this is great
almost as hilarious as fox
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sɪʟᴠᴇʀᴏᴡʟ ☾
rood yelling meanie
be cunning and full of tricks
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Post by sɪʟᴠᴇʀᴏᴡʟ ☾ on Sept 9, 2016 7:48:49 GMT -5
•♕• can we write in to the editor because Frankly, my jimmies are a little Hustled •♔•
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Post by нσωℓ on Sept 9, 2016 7:55:41 GMT -5
•♕• can we write in to the editor because Frankly, my jimmies are a little Hustled •♔• I'll accept your write ins!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 9:22:01 GMT -5
this is great almost as hilarious as fox im glad youre entertained! (: our first and foremost goal however is to deliver factual tabloids to our readers and keep them informed about the world around us!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 10:55:03 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: dragoncave has taken the wcf by storm. what does this mean for us? can the dragons you care for there die? (spoiler alert: yes they can).
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 11:21:57 GMT -5
I shall subscribe to this!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 11:44:03 GMT -5
hello listeners! im happy to introduce our newest correspondant, KillerKeemstar (not affiliated with Keemstar the youtube horror). wish him goodluck! he'll... need it.....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 14:19:20 GMT -5
Definitely subscribing.
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Post by tinybreeze on Sept 9, 2016 14:24:25 GMT -5
Can I be in on this?
Cause I totally wanna be in on this.
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