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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Dec 3, 2024 15:15:44 GMT -5
tell me them
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Post by Leapkit on Dec 3, 2024 15:42:49 GMT -5
He sometimes talks in his sleep, except instead of saying things that are like actual english words he just very confidently speaks simlish.
I won't let him forget the time he looked me in the face, said "glebby vargle" and then rolled back over like nothing happened. Any time he says something that doesn't make sense or I didn't hear him correctly even when he is wide awake I will just respond "glebby vargle to you too."
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Post by Leapkit on Dec 3, 2024 15:49:29 GMT -5
When we were out to eat with one of his friends one time he spilled an entire container of ranch on the crotch of his pants and now his friend calls him the "jolly rancher"
He's going to hate that I told anyone this story but I still think it's one of the funniest things that's happened in recent memory.
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Dec 3, 2024 16:02:59 GMT -5
He sometimes talks in his sleep, except instead of saying things that are like actual english words he just very confidently speaks simlish. I won't let him forget the time he looked me in the face, said "glebby vargle" and then rolled back over like nothing happened. Any time he says something that doesn't make sense or I didn't hear him correctly even when he is wide awake I will just respond "glebby vargle to you too." okay mood i do this too. talk in my sleep, i mean. sometimes it's perfectly clear english and others around me (my sister growing up, my roommate in college, or my husband now) can talk to me and get full responses from whatever dream hellscape i'm in. sometimes it's gibberish and i apparently get frustrated/dismissive when the awake person doesn't understand me. example: one time as kids, my sister got up in the night to use the bathroom. she heard me say "pass the ketchup please" in my sleep. she told me it was up my nose. reportedly asleep me's response was, "oh.........mom...[sister] says it's up my nose" and then i rolled over EDIT: i also sometimes do the thing where i'll sit bolt-right up, look at someone, and say things to them while i'm totally asleep. my college roommate saw this happen a few times when she was up late doing homework. |
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Post by Leapkit on Dec 3, 2024 16:06:36 GMT -5
He sometimes talks in his sleep, except instead of saying things that are like actual english words he just very confidently speaks simlish. I won't let him forget the time he looked me in the face, said "glebby vargle" and then rolled back over like nothing happened. Any time he says something that doesn't make sense or I didn't hear him correctly even when he is wide awake I will just respond "glebby vargle to you too." okay mood i do this too. talk in my sleep, i mean. sometimes it's perfectly clear english and others around me (my sister growing up, my roommate in college, or my husband now) can talk to me and get full responses from whatever dream hellscape i'm in. sometimes it's gibberish and i apparently get frustrated/dismissive when the awake person doesn't understand me. example: one time as kids, my sister got up in the night to use the bathroom. she heard me say "pass the ketchup please" in my sleep. she told me it was up my nose. reportedly asleep me's response was, "oh.........mom...[sister] says it's up my nose" and then i rolled over EDIT: i also sometimes do the thing where i'll sit bolt-right up, look at someone, and say things to them while i'm totally asleep. my college roommate saw this happen a few times when she was up late doing homework. I think i have only talked in my sleep once, and i woke up in the middle of saying some nonsense. I was really pissed off about squirrels in wisconsin for some reason and said something about dumpsters and then swore at my cat whom I thought was a squirrel and then realized what I said mid-wake up and was like oh not you i love you hi baby. |
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Post by Leapkit on Dec 3, 2024 16:08:01 GMT -5
I have loudly farted myself awake on more than one occasion though...
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Post by Brownie on Dec 4, 2024 1:18:43 GMT -5
The weirdest story I have is that one time a roommate knocked on my door at 2am, very high, and asked me to explain in great detail how I knew I was gay. It was a surprisingly normal conversation, even if I had to explain that he and roommate #2 (also a dude) have been basically majorly flirting with each other since I moved in. I really should reach out and see if they ever did anything about that, they had adorable chemistry tbh. Both were kinda selfish assholes, but would drop literally everything if the other needed anything at all and kept finding excuses to spend time together. I would be like, "wow, great friends" if it wasn't for the literal moon eyes they'd send each other when they didn't think anyone was watching. (This went on for three years before "the conversation")
I also caught him roommate vacuuming the table because "it's more efficient" so.
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Post by Leapkit on Dec 4, 2024 6:11:15 GMT -5
The weirdest story I have is that one time a roommate knocked on my door at 2am, very high, and asked me to explain in great detail how I knew I was gay. It was a surprisingly normal conversation, even if I had to explain that he and roommate #2 (also a dude) have been basically majorly flirting with each other since I moved in. I really should reach out and see if they ever did anything about that, they had adorable chemistry tbh. Both were kinda selfish assholes, but would drop literally everything if the other needed anything at all and kept finding excuses to spend time together. I would be like, "wow, great friends" if it wasn't for the literal moon eyes they'd send each other when they didn't think anyone was watching. (This went on for three years before "the conversation") I also caught him roommate vacuuming the table because "it's more efficient" so. i dont usually say this about real people but ykw i ship it. |
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