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Post by vectoring34 on Apr 1, 2024 10:08:02 GMT -5
Haven't you ever noticed something strange happen? A discrepancy in reality you cannot explain? That is the outside world trying to reach you through the Matrix that is the Warriors fandom. Does it not seem strange to you that Mistystar is not Graystripe's daughter? That Redtail didn't kill Oakheart? That Beetlewhisker is dead? Whenever you see these, it is a sign that someone in the outside world is trying to make you follow the rabbit outside of this digital prison. We call it the the Great Resistance Analysis System Salvation program, or G.R.A.S.S for short, which must be touched in order to understand that the agents of the Erin Hunters are hunting you down for any dissidence. However, most people simply sit there in this fake reality, thinking that Starclan doesn't have a judging panel, unwilling to escape even after touching G.R.A.S.S. But to those few of you who are strong enough, who are willing to break out of this digital prison, I now offer you a choice. You may take this red pill, and go all the way back to the beginning, and learn the secrets of what Warrior Cats truly was before you were enveloped by the Matrix.
Or, you may take the blue pill, and continue to stay in this fake reality until one day, you eventually realize that the Erin Hunters are but fleshy, human skins of the true mastermind beyond it all. The most terrifying existence of all, worse than Frecklewish even. And you won't even complain about it. You will just stay there, and eat this blue pill. I can't bear to see it. But, it's your choice if you want to swallow that blue pill below. Happy April Fool's!
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Post by Wolfyy- on Apr 1, 2024 11:57:42 GMT -5
But what about the green pill?!?! o_O
(Happy April Fool's!!)
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