Thunder recap: the story so far

"Whistlepaw found her and took her to the Horseplace, where Smoky’s twolegs saved her life by stitching up her throat wound."

hold on, so like, are smoky's twolegs vets directly. very irresponsible vets.......

"Frostpaw started off wary of Nightheart, but the black tom was patient and kind with her, and the pair soon formed a close friendship."

i guess patient and kind by nightheart standards, sure, whatever

"Will Nightheart’s journey with Frostpaw succeed in helping him carve his own legacy separate from that of his famous kin?"

he already does have his own legacy. least likable member of the family tree

"Back at the lake, Squirrelstar successfully gained her nine lives"

idc what this says until they show the ceremony i'm worried they didn't actually do it. i don't trust these books to let squilf have an uncomplicated leadership beginning, especially since the bs trial in her se.

"Even worse, she schemed in secret with her Clanmates, convincing or threatening enough cats to side with her"

i really didn't like the way in thunder that they backed off on berryheart having supporters by being like "she BULLIED them into it!!!" tbh, i think it's lame whenever they nearly acknowledge how easily the clans create berryhearts and then go "well actually nvm they were bullied into it and now they're all standing around looking awkward and going oopsies!"

"Will Sunbeam and Nightheart finally have time to be together as mates now that he’s back from his journey and she’s a full warrior of ThunderClan?"

obviously yes, but god i wish no