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Post by Headphone Actor on Jul 24, 2023 23:46:57 GMT -5
Prologue -- The First Heist
A shrill scream tore through the night as the Barnes Foundation blazed to life.
That isn't the signal. Do I go? Do I wait on them? Jack's hand stalled on the ignition, not sure if she should make a break for it or wait for the signal. Every second pushed against her, insisting she cut her losses and get the hell out of dodge before the cops showed up.
Should I call Mongoose? Mongoose would know more about what was going on inside, and if Jack should flee before things got too serious. Slowly, her hand wandered back to the wheel, still not sure if this was the right move or not. Her finger punched the call button, and the hollow tone of the phone dialing momentarily blocked out the sounds of the alarms.
Jack took a deep breath and willed for something to happen, whether it was the boys return or that their boss picked up the phone.
The call was picked up, but Jack heard nothing for a moment, then:
"Jack, if you're not currently in danger, can you hold on for a s- not that way!" Mongoose's voice cracked out like a whip, her stress palpable. "That isn't an exit!"
One…two…th-ree… Jack decided, then and there, that she'd give the boys until the count of five before she considered her escape. The engine roared to life just as a massive shadow slammed through a window in a shower of glass, barreling out to the car with something tucked in his arms, a smaller shadow on his tail.
There was a brief struggle at the door, and Jack fought down the urge to scream at them. The painting was massive, the door was small, and the gap of time between them and orange jumpsuits was smaller.
Finally, after what felt like Jack's entire life, the two men managed to wrestle the painting into the car and swung in after it. "Go go go!" Shouted the larger of the two men, Crocodile, pointing forward like he hoped that would hasten their escape.
Jack, needing no further encouragement, stomped on the gas and shifted gears automatically; the squeal of tires fusing with the plaintive wail of the sirens.
The car was eerily silent once the door slammed, as if shutting the doors also shut up Jack's co-conspirators. Mongoose still hadn't said anything after her initial outburst, and Jack quickly checked to make sure she hadn't hung up.
Just as she was about to ask, and see if the woman on the other end of the phone was okay, herself, Jack's question was answered.
"What in God's green earth was that?" The call finally crackled back to life, each of Mongoose's words carefully measured and even. It sounded more like a polite question than a demand, and honestly Jack would have been more comfortable if their boss had decided screaming at them was the better option.
"That was the alarm for the Barnes Foundation," Neither sensing nor caring about the danger in the air, Cobra's response was breezy as he hastily gestured for Croc to swap the painting with a small statue. "Loud ones, too, those ones." Cobra studied his souvenir lazily, a small frown creasing his forehead.
"You mean the alarms that went off after you touched the thing I told you not to touch?" The woman on the phone still sounded less than impressed with Cobra's prize, and it didn't really feel like a question.
There was a small pause, in which Jack's teammate glanced expectantly at the car's screen.
"I just don't see what the big deal is, we're already st-" Cobra's attempt at bargaining was quickly cut off by Mongoose's guidance, Jack tuning back in at, "There's a visitor center a few miles down 95, and a car waiting for you guys. Swap the car, burn this one out, and keep moving."
Now on the highway, Jack pushed the car even harder. "Burn this one? Can't we just abandon it? Giving them the slip in a new car should be enough, yeah?"
Another voice, this one very familiar, spoke up then. Mockingbird. Jack hadn't been aware the two women had been in the same room. "Jack, they could pick up skin traces or hairs from that car in a moment, fingerprints even. Better to torch the evidence. We've managed to keep this thing under the radar this long, we can't give them an opening." It logically made sense, but they'd been through so much with this car, it felt wrong. An entire heist with it made it borderline family, and you didn't just torch family when it became inconvenient.
"I know it's the smart thing to do, but isn't this kind of wasteful? I mean, the car-"
"-isn't ours. It doesn't matter, it's not our money. What is wasteful, however, is pulling this whole heist off, getting the Card Players, and getting thrown in jail." Mongoose cut her off swiftly, the edge in her tone implying she wasn't up for further ad-libbing when it came to their plans. "Break off a piece of it, or take the license plate or something, if you're so attached to it."
Jack nodded to nothing, her ears burning at the last comment, and she zeroed back in on the drive.
No police cars had been spotted yet, but it was only a matter of time before they were going to be followed. Did they make it out in time? Did the cameras catch them? Could they actually slip through the cracks while stealing a priceless painting?
Just as she was thinking this through, the whining peal of a siren sliced its way through her laser focus, and the car wobbled dangerously on the road like it had been caught off guard too.
"Hey…uh…Jack?" Croc repeatedly tapped on her shoulder, frantically looking back behind them.
Jack was going to break Croc's hand if he tapped her on the shoulder again while she was driving, and she pushed the car harder in response.
"Yeah, Croc, I know. I'm dealing with it!" The car snarled alongside Jack as it swung abruptly down a narrower street, and the clear roads turned into a claustrophobic maze of tightening sideroads and alleyways. "Dammit! Hey Mongoose? We've got a change of plans, the rest stop's out of the picture now!" She needed to lose these guys, and fast, because she was running out of places to hide and room to maneuver. The constricting path led to freedom, however, and the gang of thieves roared out onto the open expanse of a harbor. They had bought some time, but not a lot, and she wasn't sure how they could handle this neatly.
"Now what? We can't go back." Jack hated to be the pessimist here, but they couldn't drive back the way they came. Those were narrow streets, and they'd surely run into the cops if they tried that. "The law's gonna be here any minute, and obviously I can't drive on water, and…uh…guys?"
The red haired woman glanced over at her accomplices, unnerved by the sudden quiet. Upon further inspection, something seemed to have transpired wordlessly between Cobra and Crocodile, and Jack felt like she'd missed it.
"Grab your license plate, Jack." Croc scrunched his way out of the car, the door left open behind him as he strode to the trunk. Cobra, in the meantime, removed the painting and the statue, his expression almost gleeful as Croc…handed him a sheet of plastic and a roll of tape.
Jack had seen them pack these things in the trunk before the heist had begun, and a cold inkling of understanding scampered down her spine as she realized what was meant to happen next. Three canisters of lighter fluid followed the plastic and tape.
"Grab it quick, kid, this car's about to be gone." Cobra deftly swaddled the painting, then took a swift walk to the pier and shimmied along the side of it, holding the painting between his body and the pylon.
Jack tumbled out of the car, the night going from a cut and dry heist to an absurd fever dream. She took her knife from her belt and used it to pry the license plate from the back, and watched as Croc dumped the fuel inside the car and on the ground all over the docks.
"Alright, now back up, get into the water and under the pier." Croc seemed to be aware of her plight. His instructions were gentler, like he understood the weird turn the night had taken. As far as Jack could tell, he was totally at ease with the situation however, as if this had happened before.
Once she was in the water, Croc struck a match, threw it into the car, then struck another match and threw it onto the ground into the puddle of fuel, and launched himself behind her, out of the reach of the massive inferno that roared to life behind him.
"That ought to throw them. It's not like they can sniff us out. Not with all that mess going on. They have bigger problems than us." Cobra had busied himself now with taping the painting to the bottom of the dock, now swaddled in layer upon layer of plastic sheeting and a stray bit of canvas that Jack couldn't confirm had come from the dock or his pocket.
"Sniff us out? They couldn't possibly, right? They wouldn't bring dogs out here to try, it's on fire." Suddenly concerned for the welfare of the local K9 unit, Jack looked to both of her co-conspirators. "The dogs can't sniff through fire, their noses would get burnt."
"I doubt they would, Jack, it's fine. I'm sure they judge these kinds of risks before they bring the dogs out." Croc patted her arm, before he gestured to the blaze behind them again. "The dogs couldn't pick anything up from this anyway, so I made sure to soak the ground around the car too. Its like Cobra said. They're going to be too busy sorting out that problem to worry about us."
Meanwhile, the encroaching sound of sirens got too loud for comfort far too quickly, and Jack wasn't sure what to do next. "Hey, guys? The painting's hidden, and the dogs can't sniff us out, but what's keeping them from just…looking under the dock?"
Crocodile startled at this question, and his gaze turned to Cobra, who had begun to fuss with a plastic zipper bag. He stuffed his phone inside after a lightning fast text, before he reached his hand out to them. "You tell me. Would you look under a wet, smelly dock to find a priceless painting?" He pointed out. "As for us," The wiry young man looked outright deranged, clutching onto one of the pylons holding up the dock like a koala. "Throw me your phones. Don't want them getting wet, right?"
No one moved for a moment, and Cobra sighed, an impatient noise as if he were having to explain something to a child. "The cops are nearly here. Just humor me."
This seemed to break Croc out of the spell, the plea to trust him actually working, and the big man carefully handed him his phone. Cobra put it in the plastic bag, before he looked expectantly at Jack.
Croc had agreed to do it, so he clearly understood what was going on here and decided it was safe. So Jack tossed over her phone too, her eyes glued on them for the next move. Just as he did, the background sounds of the sirens reached a fever pitch, cutting through the air into Jack's ears.
They were fresh out of time.
"We're taking a long walk off a short pier."
Then, with no further context or fanfare, which Jack personally found to be the odd part of this conversation, Cobra unwrapped his other arm and legs from around the post, and fell into the ocean with a shockingly small splash.
Crocodile shrugged, and his ability to appear unphased by whatever Cobra said was admirable to Jack. "Better than going down with the ship, I guess. I hate the ocean, though." Her teammate made a face, then scaled more carefully down into the water from where he'd been perched on a partially submerged shipping container.
Voices could be heard now, gruff shouts over the sounds of the fire and police sirens. Jack took a deep breath and clambered awkwardly down from where the support posts intersected, slipping into the frigid water.
Instantly, silence filled her ears and salt stung her eyes. She wasn't sure if this was better or worse when it came to their current situation. She was hidden, and the boys were also hidden, and the cops would be more occupied with reducing damage on the docks and looking for clues on dry land than they would combing the waters. But this new condition also severely limited her knowledge on what was going on.
Her lungs felt like they were going to burst before she finally felt a hand grab hers. By this point, it could be an officer and she would have still followed her new guide. She just wanted to be able to breathe again.
Bright spots had begun to dance along the edge of her eyes before she was pulled up to the surface. Jack worked to clear her vision, having to blink and rub her eyes furiously.
"It's me, relax. As quietly as possible, catch your breath. We're going under again and trying to get further down the bay." The voice was Croc's, and as the salt water cleared from her vision, she saw his massive form hunched down in the shadows alongside a boat docked nearby. He made a quick motion, like he was coaching her to breathe, before he submerged himself again.
Following suit, Jack took a deep breath, closing her eyes this time, and sunk beneath the water again, moving in the same direction she'd seen him move.
Thankfully, the next time she emerged, she saw the guys making their way towards the shore, and she gratefully followed their example, her arms, legs, and chest burning.
On solid land, it took Cobra half a second to wring out his sleeves and clap his hands together.
"Now that's what I call a plan coming together!"
Jack wasn't sure she'd call it that. The entire plan had given the impression of not being a plan, in fact. But they had gotten out of art theft with their lives, their freedom, and the loot intact, so…?
She hadn't been with the team very long, and the roles and connections between the team were still a mystery to her. And moments like this didn't help. Cobra struck her as a Darwin Award winner at every turn, but situations like this, so far, had always turned in his favor, with nothing more than a wild plan, a playful smile, and what she could only describe as a cheerful, far too British understatement of the matter at hand.
Jack hadn't even been aware that she'd been staring at the thief until a quick cough took her out of her thoughts.
"You okay, kid?" Croc put his hand on Jack's shoulder, and she smiled up at him, stalling for a moment to figure out if she was.
After a moment's contemplation, she smiled and nodded. Now that the police were a distant problem, and she had her souvenir tag, everything was fine. Her heart pounded like a drum in her chest, and she'd never felt so alive.
Even Cobra didn't feel so stupid anymore.
"Hey Goose! We need a ride, please!" The snake in question practically sang the request into the phone, still on cloud nine. Jack wasn't sure if he noticed her confusion, or if this was a ploy to avoid the lecture she thought she heard over the phone, but he gave her some context: "They're camped out around here somewhere, watching out for us. Mock knows this area better than we do, anyway, and we don't really have a car to drive." Was it worth it to tell him they would have one if they hadn't jumped immediately to arson? Nah. "So I asked Mongoose if she could send her to pick us up."
Oh. Well that actually made sense, and Jack wasn't really prepared for that.
-- x --
The three tried their best to dry off as discreetly as they could before they found somewhere to lay low. Considering it was November, Jack would have rather just bundled herself up in the tarps that lay scattered on the docks and called it a night. But apparently, that would be "suspicious", and "attract more attention". Sound logic, but it still sucked.
"I'm not guessing you'll be able to pull three pairs of dry clothes from your back pocket, would you?" Croc seemed to agree with her there, and Cobra shook his head and raised his hands.
"Sorry, best I got is a soggy handkerchief at this point, mates." He waved the admittedly sodden piece of cloth like a victory flag.
"So how are we going to write off being soaked to the bone in the middle of November?" The line of questioning continued, with Jack this time asking the questions, and Cobra still looked nonplussed as he quipped back, "Workplace incident, I suppose. This is usually a feature, not an accident."
"Cobra." The rebuke shot out of her mouth before she even realized that scolding her superior might have ended badly for her. Her face burned as she cleared her throat and tried again, a snort of laughter coming from Croc, behind her. "I'm sorry, I meant "what are we going to tell someone if they stop us and ask why we're absolutely drenched" because not everyone is going to assume there was a freak shower that got nowhere else wet."
"Drunk, maybe? If anyone talks to Cobra they're gonna think he is anyway." Croc input, trying to be helpful now that Cobra had gotten his piece in. "We've been out drinking, and accidentally took a swim into the harbor." This option, even though it had a couple of holes in it, was the best they had. Jack couldn't think of anything logical, and for once, Cobra didn't have anything to add to the idea. So drunk they'd be, if they were pulled to the side before they dried off enough.
"But should we try to get dry clothes before Mock picks us up? I'd hate to get her seats wet." They were soaked, and Jack didn't want to cause that sort of damage to her friend's car.
"I wouldn't worry about it. She'll get here too quickly, and we don't want her to have to hunt us down to pick us up." Cobra leaned against the building, crossing his arms in front of him. "Besides, walking into a shop soaking wet just creates more questions than walking down the road wet. More people."
That was all fine and well, but the adrenaline high was starting to wind down from the thrill of the chase, and she was left in the middle of this cold city, soggy, freezing, and honestly smelling like a sewer and a saltwater aquarium had a baby. "Can we at least find somewhere out of the wind to wait? We're going to freeze to death out here."
"That's a bit dramatic. It's just 38 degrees out." Croc took his turn sounding like a lunatic, shrugging and trying to wring some more water from his jacket. "We're wet, that sucks, but it's not that cold out here."
"Not everyone can say that "slightly above freezing" is comfortable, Doc." Cobra was apparently on Jack's side this time, pulling his own jacket closer to him in a poor attempt at containing body heat.
"I figured you wouldn't have that much of a problem with this kind of weather. Aren't you from the pea soup fog and constant rain capital of the world?"
Before Cobra could reject or accept this accusation, a car slowed to a crawl next to them, the window rolling down to reveal a wisp of a woman with blonde hair and green eyes. She immediately made a sour face, cutting her wave short. "God, you three smell like a sewer rat that hid somewhere and died."
"Someone decided that taking a swim was the best way out of this whole thing." Jack felt like Mock, her ever-sensible gal pal in this group, the mature voice of reason in most group discussions, would side with her.
"Well, we're here, aren't we? Alive? Free?" Cobra defended, moving towards Mock's car. "Shotgun."
"He's right, sometimes the gross option is…regrettably the best one." At Mock's betrayal and Cobra's claim, Jack groaned and slid into the back seat behind him. "The cops aren't really trained to deal with art thieves. They're cops. And they aren't really paid enough to slosh through the harbor to find you." Once Croc got in and closed the door, Mock turned the heat up in the car and put it into drive. "You smell like hot garbage, but the job's done, and that's really all that needs to be said at the end of the day."
"What about the painting? It's still under the dock. Don't we need to-"
"Mongoose is probably scoping out the scene to see when she can pick it up, don't worry." Cobra's guess was confirmed by a nod from Mock, who added, "She was on her way to the docks shortly before you guys took your swim. She'll slip in and grab it."
"So she's going to stake it out until the cops are gone? Or just until they don't notice her jumping out into the ocean to grab a package from under the dock?"
"She'll be able to slip through, she has her ways." Cobra shrugged, rummaging through Mock's glovebox while he spoke. If this was unusual, the team's medic didn't say anything about it, and the dark haired man gave up fairly quickly. "She'll give a ring if she needs help."
Jack nodded, leaning back in the seat as this information washed over her. It was over, and not in the "we were escorted to jail in handcuffs and jumpsuits" way. This was an actual success, and she had finished her first heist successfully. Maybe she shouldn't have doubted their victory, these guys had apparently been doing this for ages. But it didn't stop the nagging fear that she'd mess it up for everyone. It's not like she'd been trained, and it wasn't like the whole thing had gone according to plan either.
But the Card Players was theirs, for whatever reason they wanted it for. No one in the car seemed particularly concerned about Mongoose slipping up retrieving it, so she was sure it was fine.
Mock and Croc had started discussing the recent hockey game, and Cobra had gone back to his phone, sprawled across the front seat with his foot on the dash and biting back a smirk. It was such an absurd turn in mood for the night that Jack wanted to laugh.
"Aren't you worried about getting in trouble for earlier?" Jack muttered to Cobra. The older man looked up from his phone, staring blankly at Jack. "The statue?" This seemed to jog his memory, and Cobra grinned, untroubled.
"I've got it handled, hold on." In a louder voice, he added, "Hey Birdie, can we get McDonalds?"
"Can you get your feet off the dash? It's not a rental, y'know." Mock scolded, not actually denying the request, and Cobra actually sat up to obey, his expression hopeful.
Jack's phone buzzed in her pocket, then, and she pulled it out. The screen was bright in the darkness of the car, and she scrunched her eyes as she read the name and message on the screen.
One Missed Call
The young woman rolled her eyes, silenced her phone, and stuffed it back into her pocket.
As far as she was concerned, that situation could be dealt with later.
Much later, if she had any choice in the matter. Chapter I -- The Difficult Business of Business
“I’ll go to bed in a minute, I just need to look at something real quick.” Hallie had no idea what made her decide to check her office that night. She didn’t think of herself as particularly superstitious, only meticulous and thorough, but something guided her into the spare room before she called it a night and went to bed. At first glance, nothing seemed out of place and she almost let out a sigh of relief that she hadn’t realized she’d been holding.
As she closed the door however, she started to notice inconsistencies. Slight differences from the way she normally kept things that maybe the average person might brush off as forgetfulness. To Hallie, however, they jumped out, one by one, as if a light shined on them to point them out. The picture of her family from the last reunion was askew inside its frame, and she didn’t touch that picture enough to have caused that herself. One of the drawers on the cabinet next to her desk was slightly open in a way that immediately pissed her off. The odds and ends she kept on her desk to fiddle around with were out of place, even though they were still on the desk. The intruder had been careful, but not careful enough to hide their tracks from her.
She froze and scanned her eyes over the room through the part of the door that was still open. Briefly, the thought to grab her pistol ran across her mind, but she swiftly dismissed it. It would be handy, and it wasn’t like the neighbors would ask any unpleasant questions. An intruder was an intruder, and she could kill them and avoid any further unpleasantness about what the intruder stole. She already knew that the stolen objects came from her dossier on the Menagerie. Those were kept in very specific places, places that most people wouldn’t think to look for valuables or information, but were definitely looked through now. The death of an intruder and a quick call to 911 would give her time to erase that potential issue before the authorities showed up.
But, unfortunately, that would require her to leave the doorway unattended.
Instead, she stepped into her office and swung the door shut behind her softly. She couldn’t risk making any loud noises, not this late at night. In a move that would normally make the young woman laugh at how stupid it looked, she snatched a ballpoint pen off of her desk and flipped the cap off. It was stupid. She wasn’t a particularly strong woman, and the thought of stabbing an intruder with a pen was laughable, but it was better than nothing. It’d at least cause enough of a ruckus to let her husband know she needed help, and that was good enough.
Hallie crept quietly across the room, an extra effort made to not cause the floorboards to creak, with her pen at the ready. She checked underneath her desk first, empty, but one of the papers on the surface was slightly wrinkled as if someone had dropped it and awkwardly caught it. The space between two filing cabinets also turned up empty, and she felt her stomach sink in dread. She thought to close the drawer, so that it wouldn’t distract her. There was one place left to look, and she sure as hell hoped that it turned up a clueless robber that had no idea what they held.
Before she thought about it further she lunged across the room and ignored the sharp pain in her lower back that resulted from the move. In a single movement, she slammed the closet door open and kicked whoever might lurk inside.
Instead, her foot connected with thin air and the winter coats that they had put up for the season.
Any shred of calm analysis had left her by that point, and the hacker wheeled around on one foot to hurry back to her hiding places. They were gone. They were gone and she’d been none the wiser until the intruder had already left. Mongoose flipped numbly through her hidden documents. Ledgers of what they’d stolen and what they’d sold for were still intact, names of contacts were left untouched. The only thing that she couldn’t account for was…
The alert from a new text startled her out of her daze, and she took her phone out to look at the message. It took a second for her to comprehend, all of the energy that she’d felt moments prior now trembled out of her hands and caused the screen to shake in front of her.
[23:03 -- UNKNOWN NUMBER] Too little too late, Mongoose! Or should I call you by your real name? You have a LOT of work to do if you don’t want the federales finding out your little secret! -- xoxo
-- x --
As far as she was concerned, a year in the Menagerie hadn’t prepared Jackrabbit to go dumpster diving.
The getaway driver threw a nervous glance at her colleague, a lanky young man with olive-toned skin and dark hair, before she confirmed her worst fears, “Cobra, you don’t think she hid the next clue in the garbage, do you?” She hoped he’d jump in and immediately tell her no. Tell her that the clue was hidden in a cute little cafe in the downtown area, somewhere she could get coffee.
She desperately needed that coffee, too. She’d gotten a call from Mongoose the night before, maybe around 1, where the hacker explained next to nothing and just told her to move her ass up to Florence as soon as possible, in no uncertain terms. It was that conversation that led to the Buc-ee’s in that city, where she had stood with a small bag of her things and a light snack. During this time, her phone remained irritatingly silent, with no further context given by either Mongoose or Cobra, the latter of which had promised to pick her up.
The whole job had left an odd taste in her mouth -- one that hadn’t been helped by the prospect of dumpster diving. After Cobra picked her up, there had been a long, inexplicably tense drive to Greenville, where her counterpart pretended things were fine and normal, but also refused to answer any of her questions. The “refusing to answer questions” part wasn’t that weird in most situations, but Cobra normally briefed them all on jobs when he had to pick them up. Jobs weren’t secrets, not within the gang, but he’d acted as if he’d taken a vow of secrecy on whatever this was, only telling her that Mongoose had left a trail of clues throughout the city to lead them to the meeting point.
Cobra only gave a noncommittal hum in response, his eyes glued to his phone. There was a moment of silence between the pair, and Jack hopped up the side of the dumpster, ready to do something she’d surely regret later.
“Jack-o! Woah woah, wait no!” Cobra finally checked back into the conversation, his startled voice breaking the awkward quiet. “Don’t climb into the tr- I promise the clue isn’t in there.” His words came out rushed, and the man’s wide green eyes shot over to the dumpster looking horrified. “Jack, the trash?” At this question, and with the addition of Jack dropping back down to the pavement, Cobra burst into laughter.
“I would hide a secret clue that led to a meeting about a heist in the garbage. Who looks in the trash?” She retorted, her arms crossed.
“Yeah…” Cobra’s reply was drawn out on that one word before he continued. “I can promise you, though, Mongoose wouldn’t touch a dumpster if you paid her.” He scanned the surrounding area carefully, his voice trailing off for a second. “She hid the clue, and it’s more likely to be…” He let out another hum, before the tall man leaned forward to investigate a menu on the wall of the building, cautiously lifting the corner and watching as a slip of paper fell out. “Right here.”
Jack blinked in surprise before she walked over to investigate the paper with her friend. “That was fast, how did you figure it was right there?” It hadn’t taken him long to suddenly realize where their boss had left the clue, and she had no idea if Cobra had just received inside information, or if he was just good at guessing.
This question was met with a light shrug. “I’ve worked with Mongoose for a long time. It seemed like a place she’d put it.” He handed her the clue and opened up the bag of beaver nuggets he’d been holding on to since they’d left Buc-ees that morning. The British man read the bag for a minute before going, “I wonder how spicy “sorta spicy” even is?” He popped the chips open and tried one, making a face and muttering something in a language that Jack couldn’t quite place. “What’s the paper say?”
Back on task, Jack unfolded the little strip of paper, only to find…
“Nothing! The paper doesn’t say a damn thing.” Jack had been hoping to find an address, maybe some words to be decoded, something a little more concrete than a few symbols on paper. “A bell? A pair of curved lines?” She offered the paper to Cobra then, to see his take on it.
The master thief took the paper from her, studying it for a moment. “You’ve got me about the bell, but maybe look up bridges around here? These lines right here, they’re sideways. Looks like a bridge?” At his request, Jack pulled out her phone and looked up bridges in the area after firing off a quick text to Mongoose.
“Think the bell could be Liberty Bridge? It’s the closest one to here.” She offered, only to be met with an agreeable shrug from Cobra. “I don’t know this area too well -- I’m not up in this part of the state that often -- but it’d make sense with the distance and the bell. Well, I think it’s a bell, anyway.” She folded the paper up and made her way back to the car, putting the directions to the park into the GPS.
“It’s worth checking out, yeah.” If Cobra had any doubts about her conclusion, he didn’t voice them. Her friend just plopped down in the driver’s seat and started the car without much more in the way of conversation.
The pair made it to Falls Park -- and by proxy, the bridge -- in record time. The early hour meant that the streets were almost barren, and the sun had just begun to dust the park in light. It was a bit of a struggle to keep pace with Cobra, Jack assumed that they were finally at the meeting spot from the way he rushed down the path. “So what’s this whole thing about anyway?” She knew that Cobra avoided her questions like the plague, but now that they were nearly here she hoped that he would be a little more open.
That hope was dashed within moments. Once they arrived at the bridge, Cobra draped his arms languidly over the side of the bridge, as if he didn’t have a care in the world. He regarded the bag of beaver nuggets that, despite his obvious distaste earlier, he’d refused to leave in the car. “Think I could safely feed these to the ducks? I’d worry about ducks and spice, but they’re not all that spicy.” Jack knew he wanted to look casual, but she’d seen him truly at ease before, on other heists, and this wasn’t it. There was a certain set to his jaw, a muscle tensed unconsciously, that belied the opposite.
“I don’t know. Yes? That’s not the important thing right now, Cobra, and I really wish…” Jack bit down several harsh words when she saw that her accomplice had entirely ignored her, typing on his phone instead.
“This says ducks can’t taste spice, so it’s probably fi-” Cobra started, but she’d had enough of his efforts to dodge the conversation at this point.
“Damn the ducks, Cobra! Why are we here?”
Cobra let out a long sigh and put his phone away, his cheerful mask dropping for a moment. He turned to Jack, expression neutral. “I’m not supposed to tell you until everyone gets here. The situation is…complicated, and Mongoose is worried about information being compromised. It’s why we followed the clues here, it’s why I didn’t brief you like normal. This isn’t a normal job, and I can’t tell you more than that.” Well, Jack supposed that was some form of a serious answer, even if he didn’t tell her what the actual situation was. It did, however, make way for more questions.
“Why is Mongoose so involved with this? Meeting her in person like this is kind of odd, doesn’t she usually keep to herself? I figured Croc made sense being here, and I guess Mock too, if we got hurt, but isn’t her job usually just…kind of remote?” Jack couldn’t think of a single job that their boss had actually shown up in person for. She was remarkably introverted and hadn’t even shown up in so much as a video chat before. “Is this job really that big of a deal, where she’s going to be working out here with us?”
“She’s not going out on the field with us,” Cobra’s voice was firm, as if that part wasn’t up for discussion. “But the job may involve travel, and at this point, it’d be more convenient for all of us to travel together.” Jack’s taller friend shifted his weight and looked back down at the ducks. “It’s…let’s just wait for the others to get here.”
Silence fell between the two of them then, and Jack’s attention turned to the park around them. The sun was fully up by now, and that meant that more people were out and about. Two young men laughed and shoved one another, probably trying to push the other into the Reedy river. A young woman wandered by with a stroller, embroiled in a heated conversation that Jack would’ve tried to eavesdrop on, if the woman’s Spanish wasn’t so rapid. A muscular woman paused her morning jog on the bridge, leaning against the rails to text and catch her breath.
Further off down the path, however, Jack spotted a couple of familiar faces. A buff, dark skinned man with long braids that towered over his companions met her eyes and flashed his familiar wide grin in her direction. Beside him, a thin, pale woman with a neat blonde bun gave a small wave.
The only warning Cobra got was the hurried, “They’re here!” that Jack gave before she darted off towards Crocodile and Mockingbird. “Guys!” She lightly punched Croc’s shoulder in greeting, before she gave Mock a wave in return. Croc’s returned shove, however, launched Jack into someone else, and she spun around to apologize.
“I’m so sorry! We were just messing around and I lost my balance, are you okay?” As the jogger steadied her, Jack contemplated the pros and cons of just vanishing through the metal bottom of the bridge and letting the river carry her off.
The jogger laughed, waving her apology off with her hand and tucking a strand of black hair behind her ear. “Don’t worry about it, none of us are really awake yet. Just be more careful, we don’t need someone falling off the bridge and getting hurt.” With that, she put her phone away and jogged further down the bridge.
Jack tried to shake off the embarrassment that still lingered from the incident and turned to her friends. “Okay, so we’re all here, right? Will you two please-” The young ginger woman paused herself this time, taking a mental count. “Where’s Mongoose? Didn’t she come with you guys?” The question was directed to Mock and Croc, who as far as she was aware, were picked up at the airport by their boss.
“She stopped at a little stand to grab some coffee -- said something about being awake all night, and asked if we wanted any as well.” Croc offered in response, and looked over his shoulder in the way they’d come from, as if he were trying to spot her. Jack tried to stretch up on her toes to look farther, figuring that even if she didn’t necessarily know what Mongoose looked like, she’d make herself obvious enough somehow.
Before long, however, a likely candidate appeared, and Jack was a little taken aback at how normal she looked. In film and anime, the hacker usually appeared as a scrawny, greasy little man with shiny glasses that looked like he hadn’t seen the light of day in a week. In real life, apparently, you could lose track of them in the nearest Starbucks. With curly, dark red hair and a cardboard tray of five coffees balanced precariously in her hands, she looked no more dangerous than any of the other random passersby on the bridge. As she reached the group, she began to hand out the coffees. Cobra handed her the nearly full bag of beaver nuggets in return, with a casual “Don’t worry, they’re not spicy, even the ducks could eat them, so you won’t have a problem.” While Jack expected Mongoose to scold him for focusing on something so stupid, this comment just earned an odd look from her.
“We’re all here now, are you gonna tell us why?” Croc spoke up just as Jack was about to question this whole spectacle. Despite his direct question, he gratefully took the coffee that Mongoose handed him, no actual animosity visible on his face.
There was no way that Mongoose hadn’t heard him, but she ignored the question until everyone had received a cup. Jack cleared her throat to prompt her, but then took a sip of her coffee as their boss turned a withering glare on her. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that her accomplice hadn’t slept at all recently, her brown eyes rimmed with red.
“My office was broken into last night.” She began plainly, before she took another sip of her coffee. The drink seemed to galvanize the woman, and she continued. “It was broken into, and sensitive information was stolen. I have no leads on who could have done this, and obviously, no legal way to investigate it.”
Jack felt her muscles loosen a bit at this knowledge. Sure, this was bad, but not incomprehensibly bad. They could still fix this. Mongoose wouldn’t have called them to fix this if she didn’t think it could be fixed. Some enemy had stolen some sensitive information, whatever that might have been, and they just had to find the bad guy and steal it back. Maybe not an easy task, but Cobra had been wrong. This was just another job.
She clapped her hand down on Mongoose’s shoulder, which caused her older friend to startle and stare daggers at her. “Don’t worry, Mongoose! We’ll get the files back, no problem! I’m sure between the five of us, it’ll-”
Mongoose removed Jack’s hand from her shoulder and delicately dropped it away from her. Jack tried not to take that move personally. “Yeah, there’s just the problem that we don’t really have any idea who could’ve taken it.” She reminded her. “We don’t really have any leads. The thief was careful. No hair, no fingerprints, nothing along those lines.”
“All we know is that whoever came in and took it, they know Mongoose very well,” Cobra cut in, accompanied by a glance at the curly-haired woman that Jack couldn’t quite read. She rolled her eyes and soldiered on with her explanation. “He’s not wrong, there’s no way that they found all of that information in the…hour that I’d been out of my office before I checked it again and noticed that things were out of order.” Her gaze seemed a bit far off and Jack was almost concerned that she’d dozed off, before she spoke again. “But that’s…”
“So what is this sensitive information? I mean, we’ve got to get it back regardless, but how bad are we talking here? Blueprints to our newest job? A customer list? Account numbers for a secret offshore ban-” Jack found herself cut off with a bleak, “Information I kept on all of you. For insurance purposes.”
“What the hell do you mean by that?!” It was Mock that spoke up, then, and her voice cut through the group like a knife. It must have come out louder or more quickly than her friend intended, however, because her pale blue eyes widened in shock, and the next time she spoke, it came out as a quieter hiss. “Mongoose, what the hell do you mean, “information for insurance purposes”? Do you realize how bad this is? We have families, kids even! They could get h-”
“Birdie, I promise you that I’ve had exactly seven hours to realize how bad this is!” Mongoose snapped back. “So if you could just maybe hold off on the “that was stupid and an invasion of privacy” lecture that I know you’re dying to give, let’s maybe get it back first?”
The two older women stared each other down in what felt like hours of silence, and Jack realized that she had unconsciously shrunk back towards Croc and Cobra during this time.
Mongoose brushed off the tension, then. “Besides. You take a job, you give your employer information. You don’t call that an invasion of privacy. It’s just the difficult business of doing business. It’s not like I gathered that info with the sole purpose of it getting stolen.” Their boss began to walk away from the bridge, then, and gestured for the group to follow her.
“We just need to hear from this person again. If they wanted to release the information and sell us out, they would’ve done it already. Blackmail isn’t great, but it beats the alternative.” Cobra brought up, and his voice sounded hopeful. “Chances are, they’re watching us, and now that we’re all here, they’ll reach out to us.”
Jack had to admit that he had a point, and searched the surrounding area for anyone that looked suspicious. The mother had ended her angry phone call and now sat on a park bench, rolling the stroller back and forth. A young man sat underneath a tree, by the water’s edge, and sketched something he saw on the bridge. The jogger from before jogged back towards the bridge, careful to avoid other pedestrians.
No one looked suspicious, but even still, Jack felt her phone buzz. As she pulled it out of her pocket, it felt as if it weighed half a ton. She unlocked the screen and touched the unread notification, dread already filling a pit in her stomach as she read it.
[07:14 -- UNKNOWN NUMBER] - Whoops! Afraid I gave y'all the right instructions and the wrong address. My mistake! Make your way to London, and then we'll talk. (:
“They…want us to head to London?” Jack really wished that she could say that with more confidence, but the sudden change in direction had thrown her for a loop. Sure, she doubted there was anything in South Carolina to really steal. Nothing that would be of any interest to an enemy or anything. However, it felt like a waste of everyone’s time to have three of the five members of the team fly here, drive everyone around, and turn around and tell all of them to get on a plane again. “Does GSP even do flights to-”
“They do, yeah.” Cobra answered quickly, then shrugged. “At least we don’t have to do another long drive?” He offered to Mock and Croc, who had initially flown here as well. Jack caught a quiet, “My legs are still killing me from the last one.” From the team’s muscle, who stretched for emphasis after the statement.
“I’m guessing these tickets are coming from the business fund? Last minute flights to Heathrow are obscene.” Mockingbird must have pulled up the tickets as soon as Jack read the message, and was now staring at her own phone in clear disdain. Waiting for a moment, with her pale eyes on their boss, the tall blonde woman tried once more, a little louder. “Mongoose?”
Mongoose, who had been quiet during this whole exchange, startled violently. “What?” She snapped, before collecting herself a bit more. “Right, the tickets. Don’t worry about them, no. Just get your affairs in order, call whoever you need to, keep from raising any alarm bells, you all know the drill.” This return to their standard routine appeared to steady the older woman a bit, and she continued. “Remember, nothing too outlandish. A work trip that you need to accompany your employer on,” This was directed to Mock. “A sabbatical for your practice,” She nodded at Croc next. “Something that makes sense.” Jack’s cheeks flushed at this comment, her gaze meeting Mongoose's.
So she still remembered the botched "art show" alibi, then. Neat. She wasn't living that down any time soon.
She probably should call her brother, though. Jack hadn't had an alibi when she headed out this morning, she hadn't really had enough information to tell Dylan anything right away. Her solution at the time had just been to sneak out of the apartment and leave a note that she'd be back later, but a note wouldn't hold him long. The fact he hadn't already called had been a miracle, it had been hours. She dialed his number as she took a couple of steps away from the group.
She was met by the busy tone, and she frowned at the sidewalk beneath her, confused. Who in the world was he talking to this early in the morning? It went to voice-mail, and while she wanted to know what he was up to, she was a little relieved he hadn't picked up.
"Hey bro, it's me. Sorry for the vague note, some friends wanted me to come on vacation with them, and it was a bit of a last minute thing. I'll call you back later, bye."
Jack hung up and made her way back to the group. Mock was the next one back, her eyebrows furrowed as she read something on her phone screen. Croc hadn't even walked away from where Mongoose was standing, and she heard the last snippet of his conversation, "Tell Mom I'll call her when I get to the hotel, keep Iyana in line, I love y'all. Bye." As Jack reached the others, Mongoose hung up her phone as well with a quick, "Alright, dear. Bye." Cobra was the last one to return to the group, having already hung up before he got there.
Jack looked between her teammates, then, nervous. The energy was weird between the group right now, and no one was really saying anything. It was Croc who finally broke the silence.
"Let's get going then?"
Chapter II -- The Next Steps
Heathrow Airport was massive, quite possibly the largest airport Jack had ever seen. People bustled around her like ants in an attempt to get to their locations on time, and she watched them, drawn into the chaos out of sheer boredom and curiosity. The whole group hadn’t gotten to all fly together, and she sat there with Croc as they waited for everyone else to arrive and leave.
“So why London, do you think?” If anyone would speak their mind in this group, it would be Crocodile. The big guy had always been pretty open and friendly with her, and she was dying to know his thoughts on this whole situation. Now that they were away from the others, he might speak a bit more freely. “I mean, what’s so important about London?” Well, besides it being London, she supposed.
Her hopes were dashed when Croc shrugged, his brow furrowed in what appeared to be deep thought. “There’s the London Museum, for sure. Then there’s the National Gallery, the Wallace collection…” He rattled off a list of locations, before he paused and looked down at his hands awkwardly. “One of my little sisters is an art major. I told her I was heading to London and she gave me a checklist of things to see.” This earned a chuckle from her friend, and he continued. “I don’t know how much sightseeing we’re actually going to get done, but it is a helpful list, all things considered.”
Jack nodded along in agreement, and her attention wandered back to the people around them for a bit. What were they here for? Obviously, to steal something. Their enemy wouldn’t have sent them to another country for fun when they could just get them arrested back in the US. London didn’t seem like a particularly odd choice, at first glance, for a heist. But it really was, the more that she thought about it. The Menagerie had only ever stolen things back home, as far as she was aware. Hell, they never even really left the east coast for that matter. That’s what made this bizarre to her. The only one of them that knew anything about London would probably be…
“Cobra lives in this area, right?” She broke the silence again and tore her eyes away from the crowd to look back at Croc. “Could that have anything to do with it?”
Croc shook his head. “Cobra’s from London, but he doesn’t live here anymore.” He explained, before he elaborated further. “For a long time, he lived in the Boston area. He mentioned moving somewhere else maybe a year or two ago?” The big man considered it for a moment, before he shrugged it off. “Maybe he did move back.”
Just then, Jack saw a familiar flash of blonde in the crowd approaching them, and she leapt to her feet. “Mock’s here! That must mean their plane’s arrived, right? The three of them were on the same flight.” As she spoke to Croc, Jack waved her arm in an attempt to catch the doctor’s eye. It worked, and Mock changed her course to meet them.
“The other two are on their way, they told me to go ahead and find you guys while they got their bags.” She explained automatically. “We can meet them at the baggage area, now that I’ve got you two, and we can get the hell out of here.” Mock fidgeted with a pair of earbuds she had in her ears. “I hate airports.” The tall woman threw a disdainful glance over her shoulder, before she attempted a slightly awkward smile towards the two of them. “Let’s get going, then? I can lead you back there.” She gestured for them to follow her, and once she was sure that they were, she started to walk again.
“Hey, Mock?” Jack made sure to raise her voice slightly, so Mock could hear her over her music.
“You don’t have to shout, I can hear you just fine. They just block out,” The blonde made a motion to indicate the rest of their surroundings. “All of this.” That made sense to Jack, and she tried again. “But why do you think we’re here?”
“I think this is an attempt to be the biggest pain in the ass that they can possibly be.” Mock asserted, and shook her head. “Think about it. There are thousands of places they could have sent us in the United States, and yet here we are, having to do things like international travel, get our passports checked, exist in jet lagged hell.” The last word was accompanied by a large yawn, and her friend continued. “It feels like they’re trying to make us as scattered and disorganized as possible, so we can’t settle down and make an effective plan to retaliate.” This guess made sense to Jack, and she nodded.
“It just seemed weird, but I guess you have a point.” She agreed, before she caught sight of their missing teammates, lingering at baggage. They had their bags, but made no attempt to head out to find the rest of them. Jack supposed that they were waiting on Mock to return with her and Croc, so that they didn’t spend the afternoon on a wild goose chase, but they didn’t seem to notice their approach either. The pair discussed something quietly, and Jack saw Mongoose briefly reach out to touch his hand. Cobra brushed it away quickly, and said something else that she didn’t catch as they walked up.
“So, is everyone ready to go?” Cobra brought up, and the energy clashed harshly with the disgruntled mumbles he received in return. He seemed to take this in stride and the group began to travel once more in search of the exit.
-- x --
The ride to the hotel could have hosted a funeral party, each member of the party too anxious to discuss anything going on with the Uber driver nearby. Any questions from the curious driver were answered by Croc, who spun a quick tale of a vacation amongst friends. A sightseeing trip hosted by their British friend, the veracity of which was helped by a quick agreement from a slightly queasy looking Cobra.
“Why didn’t we just rent a car?” Jack groaned quietly once they reached the hotel. “Cobra can play driver for a bit, and we don’t have to deal with that.” She felt like it was a good plan, until her friend shook his head in reply. “Well, we can’t drive over here.” The traffic was going the wrong way, and even seeing it caused her stress levels to hike up at the thought of driving in it. “It’d be easier for you to drive than for one of us to get used to it. And we can’t Uber our way away from the scene of a crime.” This earned a small shh from Mongoose, who shook her head rapidly at her statement. “Well we couldn’t.” Jack muttered, frowning.
“No no, I meant that I’d have to learn too. I’ve…never driven over here.” Cobra admitted with a light shrug. “There’s never been a reason to. I’d have to learn just as much as the rest of you.” Jack felt a little start of surprise, and wondered exactly how long he’d lived in the US for him to have never driven here. “It wouldn’t really change things.” He didn’t elaborate further, and instead walked up to the front desk to check in.
“Right, once you get your room keys, just…go rest. If any of you hear from our friend, let the others know immediately.” Mongoose instructed as she took a card from Cobra. She gave a quick glance at the room number and nodded. “The only thing we can do right now is wait, and it’d be stupid to wait up and be exhausted whenever we get instruction.” Jack figured if anyone needed a nap right now, it was the hacker. She’d been an absolute bear to deal with since the airport, and most of her instructions came through her teeth. Without much more fanfare or instruction, Mongoose walked off, a slight limp in her step.
“Well, roomie! We’d better get up to our room, too. We’ll talk to you girls later!” Cobra wrapped his arm around Croc’s broad shoulders and steered him towards the elevator as well.
-- x --
The text from Mongoose came around four in the morning, and Jack was ready for it. She hadn’t been able to settle down at all that night, and had scrolled through her phone for the majority of the time. The last text had been sent to her, so in case the blackmailer struck her phone again, she watched it like a hawk. Every little sound could have been an intruder, or a sign, or anything, and the young woman had been absolutely wired all night.
When her phone buzzed from receiving the hacker’s text, the sudden motion made her throw it to the floor. After she got out of bed and sheepishly picked it up, a quick muttered apology was given.
[4:09 -- UNKNOWN NUMBER] I meant to tell you this earlier, but you guys need to come check out the view from my room! Come to 418, on the 4th floor. -- Goose
The blatant good cheer and childish fascination with the view of all things threw Jack off for a moment, and she turned to wake Mockingbird up. Unlike her, the doctor had slept like the dead, and Jack was slightly envious. “Ay, ay Mock. Wake up. It’s go time.”
After Mock had been stirred awake, the pair stumbled groggily to the fourth floor of the building. Mongoose met them at the door, and after she’d ushered them inside, Jack heard the lock click behind them. With a small feeling of hilarity, Jack noted that Mongoose had to stand on the tips of her toes to look through the peephole at the door. It wasn’t a bad thing, Jack had to do similar things all the time, but it warmed her slightly towards her aggressive boss.
Cobra was already in the room, the lean man still dressed in the clothes that he’d arrived in. He lounged in the weird corner armchair, the one that held a place in every hotel ever, for reasons Jack never understood. A loud knock at the door brought in Croc, who looked like he’d also gotten some rest in their downtime. He took one look at Cobra, and raised an eyebrow.
“So this is where you’ve been hiding, huh?” The bigger man plopped against the wall, his arms crossed across his chest. “I haven’t seen you since we got here, man.”
“Along with other places, here and there. Y’know how it is,” Cobra replied breezily, with a wave of his hand, and the look on Croc’s face implied that he did not know how it was. Jack noticed, then, how tired the Brit looked, and while she was concerned, it was comforting to know she hadn’t been the only one who struggled to get any sleep tonight.
She did have to wonder where he’d been, however.
“So, Mongoose!” Instead of an explanation, the lanky man only brought more questions, and the young man stretched momentarily in his chair. “You’re full of excitement and cheer tonight, and your window only shows another brick wall.” He leaned forward, his elbows now resting on his knees while he folded his hands together. “What do you actually have to share with the class?”
Mongoose, Jack noticed, also looked like she’d actually gotten some rest, which shocked her slightly. If she’d picked anyone to stress over this whole mess and not be able to relax, it would’ve been the boss herself. But the older woman’s curly, dark red hair looked messy, and she looked far less like she was about to take a swing at one of them. “I’m sure you’ve all realized I got a text.” She motioned for the others to come closer, then, and pulled out her phone. She, Croc, and Mock all drew near to investigate, the taller two able to read from over Mongoose’s shoulders. Jack found herself at the hacker’s side, where she found it easier to see. Cobra continued to lounge in the armchair.
[3:43 -- UNKNOWN NUMBER] Who’s up for a walk in Greenwich Park? You guys might learn something!
Mongoose gave them a minute to read it before she spoke again, “Have you ever just wanted to…” The woman mimed throwing her phone at the wall, before she let out an irritated sigh. “Why the park? Why not just directly tell us where we’re going? This whole damn thing is obnoxious.” So the calm that Jack thought she saw earlier wasn’t actually a thing, it seemed. She didn’t really agree that the word for the situation they were in was obnoxious, that felt like a really mild word for an actual threat against their lives and freedom. But she could understand her friend’s irritation.
“That’s a really weird way to phrase it too. What is there to learn from a park? I mean…I guess besides bugs or people watching maybe. But that has jack shit to do with art theft, so why?” Jack pointed out. Her mind whirled with a possible answer, not helped by her brain fog or the unfortunate fact that she didn’t know anything about Greenwich park. Instead, she turned to the one person who should have information on his hometown for once. “Cobra, is there anything art related around Greenwich?” She prompted, and prayed that he had some kind of answer that wasn’t that he hadn’t lived here in a while.
To his credit, the man lounged across the armchair appeared to be taking her request seriously. “Greenwich…” He mused, hand on his chin. “Off the top of my head, no. I mean, people go there and use the views as inspiration, but it’s not like it’s known for art shows or anything. It’s a park.” Jack sighed in defeat. There went that idea.
“I guess we’ll just have to get there and see?” Mock seemed to have finally woken up fully. The doctor tapped away on her phone, silent for a moment before she gave the rest of them some context. “I’m calling a cab. We can figure out what else we’re going to do when we get there, be it hiring another cab or stealing a car if they’re actually leading us to the target.”
Actually taking action in their situation appeared to have put some energy and focus back into the group, and Mongoose nodded in response to Mockingbird’s plan. “Right. Everyone, get dressed and meet back down in the lobby.” She must have still been irritated, because Jack heard her mutter. “God, I hate London.”
Cobra, whose eyes had been glued to his phone for the last part of the conversation, put it away and got to his feet. “Great, I’d hate to be arrested in my pajamas, just in case things don’t pan out for us.”
-- x --
Everyone treated that as the end of the discussion, then, and began to filter out of the room to get ready.
Mock left first. She cited the time the car would be around as a warning to the others about not screwing around, and then left without further word or comment. Croc was next to go, his eyes on the ground and his forehead wrinkled. Something was on her friend’s mind, and Jack was determined to find out what. She threw a quick glance back at Cobra, who shook his head. “I’ll be out in a minute, I have a question for you, Mongoose, if you have a minute?” At Mongoose’s nod, Jack turned toward the door to leave.
Once outside in the hall, she caught up to Croc. “Hey big guy, you okay there?” She reached out to touch his arm to get him to slow down, and then stopped herself. It turned out the action wasn’t needed, however, and Croc stopped beside her and slowed his pace to match her own. “You got pretty quiet in there after a bit.”
Croc shook his head to answer her question, clearing his throat before he explained. “Something’s up with Cobra,” He said, his voice hushed and urgent. “He didn’t come back to the room at all after setting his stuff down. Just plopped his bag down on the bed and announced that he was going to check to see if the hotel had any vending machines. He wanted something specific, I don’t remember, but you don’t look for a vending machine for several hours, Jack.”
Jack felt like that elaboration, about the time it took to look for vending machines, wasn’t exactly necessary, but chalked it up to her pal’s stress. “He was probably with Mongoose, Croc, he was in there when Mock and I got there, and it didn’t look like he’d arrived moments before us, either. And we didn’t take that long after the text was sent to get there.” She reasoned, in an attempt to calm him. “You think that he and Mongoose are a thing, though? I could see it -- he gets away with a lot of shit that she probably wouldn’t let him get away with if they weren’t sl-” Her attempt to lighten the mood with some friendly gossip was dashed with Croc’s retort.
“It’s not just the vanishing thing! He’s always on his phone, talking to someone. Won’t say who. He hasn’t looked anyone in the eye since we got here, he’s been avoiding everyone, he’s been saying weird things about getting arrested-” He trailed off, before adding, “Besides, pretty sure Mongoose is married, and it’s not Cobra. She called someone “dear” on the phone earlier, and Cobra was three feet away from her, so it wasn’t him.” The hulk of a man shook his head, looking troubled. “Something isn’t adding up with him. He’s freaking me out.”
“Croc, calm down dude. Cobra never answers questions about anything. That’s business as usual for him. That doesn’t mean he’s living a secret double life as the blackmailer.” Jack scoffed, before she tried to take the sting out of his words with a joke. “I can’t even tell you what that man’s birthday is, much less whatever weird shit runs through his head.”
“July 14th. I’m 27 and a Leo, if you want to know that too.”
Jack yelped, jumping away from the source of Cobra’s voice. Croc visibly cringed and his face flushed a deep red.
Cobra must have asked his question and caught up to them, and the two of them had been so embroiled in this conversation that they hadn’t heard his approach.
“Oh- uh…” Jack struggled to make this situation less horrifically awkward. “Thanks, Cobra. Sorry about all that. We uh…”
Cobra waved off the question merrily, giving his usual mischievous smile. “It’s okay, I didn’t realize that you didn’t know when my birthday was.” The lanky man made his way around the pair of thieves, and Croc drew back slightly to avoid touching him. “I’ll see you guys in the lobby, then?” He walked off without waiting for a response, and Jack watched him go.
Somehow, despite her dismissal of Croc’s concerns, there was something about that exchange that made her skin crawl.
How much had he actually heard?
Chapter III -- Split Up, Gang!
“Something isn’t adding up with him. He’s freaking me out.”
Croc’s words swam around in Jack’s head, whirled around by her own thoughts on the matter. Was Cobra acting suspiciously? Jack instinctively wanted to say no. After all, hadn’t Cobra always been a supremely dodgy asshole? Him refusing to answer questions felt normal to her. Did Croc know something that she didn't know about him? Were they on friendlier, more familiar terms?
She’d known Cobra for a year now, same as the others, and he’d always been a bit shifty and indirect. That didn’t make him a traitor, or even a bad guy. Or…any worse of a guy than the rest of them were, she supposed. They were all quasi-wanted criminals. They weren’t exactly doing this for charity.
But Cobra had never been anything but kind to her. Apart from Croc, she felt like she had the best rapport with the British thief. She spent the most time with the guys, and struggled to know where she stood with the women in the Menagerie, but Cobra had shown up to save her ass once before, and stood by her and Croc in any dangerous situation since then.
Jack chanced a look in his direction, where he was posted firmly in between her and Croc in the seats. His spot in the middle had done nothing to discourage Cobra from a constant running commentary on the places they passed. Which curry shop he’s eaten himself sick at during one visit, shop fronts he thought looked interesting, stories invented about pedestrians that caught his attention.
She’d tried to listen at first, in an attempt to glean any important information that he might have let slip, but soon that faded into a buzz in the back of her mind as she continued to puzzle over the problem.
“Are you going to tell me why you helped me, or not?” She’d been ten seconds from being beaten into a bloody pulp before he’d gotten there, and she’d entered and exited that situation ready to go down fighting.
“I needed to clear my karma -- consider it my good deed for the year.” With a smile that she hadn’t grown used to at that point, Cobra had thrown her the most bizarre excuse she’d ever heard. “Although, if you wanted to help me with a favor-” Initially, she hadn’t let him finish his sentence, and had slugged him in the stomach.
Turns out, he wanted to recruit her, and had laughed at the punch once he could breathe again. Cobra hadn’t ever been one for direct answers, but he’d helped her out that day, at no actual benefit to himself beyond a new getaway driver.
Besides, from what she understood, he’d been a part of the Menagerie before any of the others. So why would he betray them now?
“I think she fell asleep- ay Jack-o, up and at ‘em.” Cobra’s voice broke her out of her thoughts, and she scrambled vaguely out of the cab after the rest of the team. “If you slept in the cab, he would’ve just driven off and charged you fare for wherever he dropped you off.” He pointed out, before he gave her a wry smile. “...and then who would keep an eye on my whereabouts?”
Jack froze in her tracks, and her heart fell from her throat to her stomach. So he had heard the entire conversation. She knew that he must have, but there had been some small, vain hope that he hadn’t, and that she could brush off Croc’s suspicions on her own. Cobra shouldn’t have found out about this entire stupid mess, and now she needed to do something, whether that was gathering answers or smoothing feathers.
She’d stopped moving, but Cobra had continued on his walk, keeping pace with the others. Jack jogged to catch up, just in time to hear Mongoose’s instructions.
“So, it’s a damn park. I don’t know what we’re supposed to learn here.” She groused, her angry eyes wandering the park as if she’d suddenly know what they were looking for if she just saw it. It was discouraging, but Jack had to admit that she was right. They had just arrived, but the park itself was already lively and full of people enjoying the muggy, cloudy day. Nothing suspicious that Jack could pick up on, apart from the concept of it being oppressively overcast and people were still wearing sunglasses. “But we won’t find anything just standing here. Greenwich is ridiculously huge, and there’s a lot of ground to cover.”
“It’d be cool if a cryptic stranger could suddenly send us some instructions!” Four pairs of eyes zeroed in on Jack as she raised her voice slightly. Croc visibly cringed, and a few pedestrians gave her a bemused once-over before they continued their walk. Jack wilted. “Shit, that seemed to work back at Liberty Bridge…” She grumbled an explanation to her accomplices, kicking a small stone away with her foot sullenly. "Should we split up? If it's such a big place, we can cover more ground that way. Start in specific areas and search it from top to bottom."
To her immediate relief, Mongoose nodded along to her suggestion instead of shooting it down. "Splitting up is a good idea, preferably still in groups so we don't get caught off guard by anything…unpleasant." She hummed under her breath for a moment, before adding, “We need to find a map though. Greenwich isn’t “we’ll split up and have the park searched from top to bottom in an afternoon” big, it’s “we need to find the most likely targets and case the place from there” big.” This assessment was met by a nod from Mock, who was listening intently.
Jack took the opportunity to sneak a look at Cobra, then, to gauge his reaction. He was more interested in the ground, and he frowned as the toe of his shoe wore a spot in the grass. A heavy silence hung across the group as Jack became more aware that Mongoose was watching him too, her directions paused as she gave Cobra a look that he didn’t catch, and that Jack couldn’t place.
Was she suspicious too? Her prior theory aside, Jack was sure that Mongoose knew more about the lanky man than anyone else. If she had files on the rest of them, she had files on him too, and she might be able to either confirm Croc’s suspicions, or put the whole debate to rest once and for all.
“There’s a map over here of the park, we could probably get our bearings from it.” Mock supplied as she strode towards the copy she’d referred to, Jack and Mongoose right on her heels, and Croc not far behind them. Cobra loped along behind him after a few moments and a subtle -- but definitely concerned, Jack decided -- motion from Mongoose to get his attention. Upon studying the map further, the boss bit her bottom lip and scowled. “Granted, this would be a lot easier if we had any idea what this asshole cared about.”
“What if that didn’t matter?” As she blurted out her thoughts, Jack wondered if the others would even take her idea into account. Maybe this was a mistake. But she’d already begun to talk, so there was no stopping now. “They aren’t giving us any further hints, maybe because there aren’t any? Not like they’ve stopped this whole thing and let us off the hook, but like-” She was rambling, and made a conscious effort to slow down. After a deep breath, she continued. “What if we aren’t looking for a stationary clue? What if we need to be here to meet someone? Like a rhom- ron-...a meet up?”
“A rendezvous.” Mock offered helpfully, her hand on her chin. “I’d hate to miss the actual clue if you were wrong, but it’s not a bad idea. Guys?”
Mongoose, naturally, stepped up to bat. “We’ll go to whichever locations we think might have something. If nothing happens, we keep searching or wait for another clue. Mock, you’re with me. Cobra, you take Croc and Jack. If we stay on the alert, and make sure we’re able to reach each other, we should-”
“Can I go with you and Mock?” As Croc interrupted, Jack noticed that Mongoose’s lips pressed together for a moment into a firm line. “I don’t want to overstep, but Jack and Cobra are used to getting out of situations. You two might need a bit of muscle if something does happen, even if it’s as simple as having to steal something while we’re looking around.”
Jack agreed with his reasoning, but she wondered if that was the entire reason. Sure, the other girls were more of the support team, and she’d never seen either of them on an actual heist. But something about the way Croc fiddled with his shirt sleeves made her wonder if that was the entire story.
“Right, fine.” Mongoose turned her attention back to the map. “We should check out the Maritime museum first. The text mentioned learning something, so that could be a likely place?” She glanced over towards Jack and Cobra. “Where are you two going to look?”
Jack craned her head forward to study the map more closely. She had been about to suggest the observatory, but never got the chance.
“I think checking out Deer Park would be the best move.” Cobra asserted, with a startling amount of certainty.
“What does that have to do with learning?” Mock spoke up, visibly confused by this direction. Jack wondered if there were maybe lessons on the deer that way, or something along those lines.
“I just like to look at the deer -- if they’re watching us, it won’t matter. We’re either going to find a clue with the deer, or they’ll tell us we’re wrong. Easy.” Cobra smiled at Jack, then. “You ready to go, then? Sooner we get this done, the sooner we can get this whole situation over with and go home."
"So that's settled? If anyone sees or hears anything, let each other know."
Even Cobra didn't have a clever quip for Mongoose’s orders, and the two groups wasted no more time in getting to work and splitting up. Jack’s partner in this task had a point -- the sooner they got this over with, the sooner this all ended. This fact alone made Jack doubt Croc’s earlier assessment. Cobra wouldn’t be trying to end this so quickly if he was the cause of it, would he? Her teammate had been acting like he’d been sitting on pins and needles since this whole situation began.
However, she wondered if he’d be more candid about his whereabouts away from the others. While she didn’t know a lot about him, she considered Cobra a somewhat close friend. Closer than the other members of the team, save for Croc.
“So where were you all night, dude?”
-- x --
Croc hadn’t imagined that it would be this difficult to keep up with Mock and Mongoose.
“So, why do you think the clue would be in the museum? There’s a bunch of places in the park we could technically learn from, like the theatre and the sundial.” While she maintained a politely disinterested tone, Croc caught a sharp flash of curiosity in Mock’s eyes as she looked over at their boss.
He had to admit that he was curious, himself, but found it a bit harder to speak up in the short woman’s presence than the team’s doctor. He had no idea what the relationship was between Mock and Mongoose, but he figured it was pretty close, considering her tendency to question her decisions.
If Mongoose was concerned about this line of questioning, she gave no sign of it and continued to bulldoze ahead towards their destination. While she was notably shorter than both he and Mock, she had no trouble leading the pack by what felt like sheer determination alone. “Call it a hunch. I might have noticed a bit of a pattern, and I just…want to see if I’m right. It could be the theatre, but there’s a bit of a…” The auburn haired woman came to a sudden stop, and Croc nearly stumbled over her.
Something had caught her eye, and the hacker cocked her head to the side, peering off into the distance with a furrowed brow and a curious gleam in her pale green eyes. Her whole body tensed, although he wasn’t sure if it was to fight or to run.
Croc shielded his eyes with his hand and followed suit, not quite sure what had caught her eye. A quick once-over in the direction that had caught her eye rewarded him with nothing more than things a person would catch in any park anywhere.
Mock, however, looked more interested in Mongoose herself, and he saw her cast her eyes warily from their boss to the distant hills. “Goose? What the hell are you looking at?” She’d dropped her voice into a hushed whisper, stepping closer to Mongoose and Croc.
“I’m…not quite sure.” The prior topic forgotten, the small woman strode forward a few steps and stood on the balls of her feet. Her left hand ghosted across the area beside her left hip, as if she were reaching for something that wasn’t there. She swore under her breath and moved her hand up to shield her eyes. “I thought I saw someone waving in our direction, but I lost them.”
“Should we follow them?” Croc glanced back at the girls, unsure of the situation ahead of them. There was a chance that Mongoose didn’t actually see anything meant for them, and it’d be a further delay. But what were the odds? They were on the hunt for anything unusual.
“I don’t like the thought of chasing someone towards something we don’t know.” Mock pointed out, frowning as she glanced at her phone. “Don’t you think our mystery pal would have told us if it was something we sh- Mongoose?!” Her concerns were quickly dismissed, as their boss wandered away from the group in the direction they’d discussed, a determined scowl set across her face. She hadn’t given any warning before she wandered off, but as Mock and Croc leapt forward to keep pace with her, she gave them an explanation.
“I don’t want to lose them if it is important.”
-- x --
From a distance, a couple watched the trio, a man and a woman. The man was tall and thin, with dark skin, short bleached blonde hair, and a closely cropped beard. The woman was shorter than him, but far more muscular, with black hair pulled into a loose ponytail. The man, who had been looking through a pair of binoculars previously, put them back into a bag at his side. They would approach soon enough where he wouldn’t need them.
“Think they took the bait, Wolf?” The man slipped his arm around the woman’s waist, his eyes on the surrounding area to watch for the approaching thieves. “I don’t actually know if they saw us or not, they’re slow as hell and so far away.” He elaborated, before he looked over the shoulder of the muscular, dark haired woman beside him.
“They’ll show, Jackal, don’t worry about it. I’m adding a bit of fuel to the fire.” Wolf hummed, almost meditatively. Her phone screen showed the number of a mutual friend, and he grinned, rubbing his beard as he caught on to her plan.
“Don’t you have their number? You could easily bait the trap without bringing the old sourpuss in on it.” He pointed out, before he patted her on the back, the signal for the two of them to start walking again.
Wolf put her phone away, smiling. “Why do that, when I can let the pro handle it? I’m sticking with my skills, babe, and staying in my lane, just like I was told.” She readjusted her ponytail and snuck a look over her shoulder. “Don’t worry.”
Jackal let out a derisive snort. “Right, because you’ve been great at that so far. Real lowkey and not putting a toe out of line. You’re just a whisper of a woman.” The young woman elbowed her partner, but it didn’t really affect him, and he continued. “The “list of instructions Wolf actually cares to follow” -- that’s the shortest book ever written, right there.”
-- x --
[7:19 -- UNKNOWN NUMBER] You’re going to miss all the fun! You’d better hurry up if you want to catch the clue! This one’s time sensitive!
Croc’s stomach sank as he looked at his phone. He should have known that their enemy had his number too, but it hadn’t occurred to him before now. The trio had stopped when he phone rang, and now stood in a cluster around him to read it.
“I don’t like this.” Mock repeated, shaking her head. “I don’t like this at all.”
“Yeah, but what choice do we have, Birdie? Just stay on your guard, you two, we’ll be fine.” Despite Mongoose’s firm insistence on things being okay, Croc noticed their boss quietly rubbing her fingers together in a silent snap by her side, keeping a careful rhythm as she whirled back around and stalked ahead.
She was scared too.
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