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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 22:18:57 GMT -5
Ashfur unsheathed his claws and jumped in. Crowfeather immediately stood in his way, showing off his biceps. Squirrelflight gasped. "Babe, you never showed me those hot muscles."
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 22:20:37 GMT -5
Crowfeather faced Squirrelflight as he held Ashfur back and became as buff as the buff dog meme. He looked at her lovingly and winked, causing Squirrelflight to giggle and blush.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 22:44:14 GMT -5
Crowfeather blushed and winked at Brambleclaw. Brambleclaw smirked as he turned on selfie mode and leaned into Crowfeather, squishing his muscles, and started making out with him. Brambleclaw put the camera on a tripod and livestreamed the entire make out session on twitch.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 22:46:39 GMT -5
All the ancestors of Starclan watched the stream, worried. "We literally went to McDonalds for 10 minutes to get dinner. What has happened?" Bluestar mewed, concerned. Squirrelflight looked at Brambleclaw in horror.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 22:57:51 GMT -5
In the chaos, Ashfur threw a potato at Squirrelflight to knock her out. But it didn't work and she was pissed so Ashfur threw the entire bag of potatos at her and the bag of seeds as well for good measure.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 23:01:15 GMT -5
Ashfur floated into the crowd in the chaos. He dragged her "Passed Out Body" to his Shrek base. He went into the closet and dumped the love potion in Squirrelflight's mouth. But sadly, all of it came right back out.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 23:03:42 GMT -5
"What?!?!" Ashfur murmured. He stuck his paw into Squirrelflight's throat to see if anything was blocking the potion's way and he felt...a lot of potatoes.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 23:04:36 GMT -5
He yanked one out, but little did he know, 1 million more followed. He also earned a slap from Squirrelflight
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 23:08:11 GMT -5
Squirrelflight sat up and kicked the closet door open. She shoved Ashfur aside and grabbed a microphone and held it to her jaw as she threw up the rest of the potato chain. At the very end, a shrek happy meal toy in a swim suit also fell out.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 23:10:00 GMT -5
Jayfeather swooped by and yanked it out of Squirrelflight's jaws. "Yes! Finally! My beloved. WE ARE REUNITED!"
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 23:11:11 GMT -5
Jayfeather kissed shrek passionalty on the lips as he flew away.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 23:13:55 GMT -5
Ashfur was confused. Everything just happened. But he still needed to get the love potion in Squirrelflight. He soaked it all up with his Shrek sock and shoved it into Squirrelflight's mouth.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 23:15:37 GMT -5
Squirrelflight stumbled back as she started to choke. Soon, she collapsed to the ground. Ashfur gasped. This was never supposed to happen. He bent down to Squirrelflight's lips and started doing CPR.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 23:19:34 GMT -5
Squirrelflight jerked awake, and happened to land her lips on Ashfur's lips. Ashfur gasped and grinned, and held her close.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 27, 2023 23:22:21 GMT -5
Squirrelflight pushed him away. "Eww, you mousebrain!! What the heck did you just do-" She stopped then fell face first into the ground.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 27, 2023 23:26:27 GMT -5
Squirrelflight sat up, dizzy. "Where am I?" Her gaze flickered to Ashfur. "Hey there shawttie. Has any told you that you look hot and your muscles are so attractive! And your lair is show edgy. Shrek is such a bad boy just like you!" She added with a wink.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 28, 2023 7:18:43 GMT -5
Suddenly, a cob of corn fell from the sky and knocked Squirrelflight out again. "No!" Ashfur meowed. "Did I kill her?"
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 28, 2023 7:37:01 GMT -5
Squirrelflight woke up, dazed. Then came the realization. "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON ME YOU DIDNGLEBERRY!" Squirrelflight knocked Ashfur off and tried to escape. "But-but you said my muscles are hot and I am cool." Ashfur mewed, showing off his biceps.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 28, 2023 7:41:50 GMT -5
Squirrelflight threw up. "Your lair also smells like crap." Squirrelflight hissed. "Plus, I said all those things to Crowfeather, not you, mousebrain!"
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 28, 2023 7:44:33 GMT -5
Ashfur looked at her, and shook his head. He couldn't loose her. He jumped on her, sat on her to pinn her down, and licked her. "EWW YOU IDIOT! GET OFF OF ME OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!" Just then, Brambleclaw and Crowfeather swooped by with their new 1940s camera.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 28, 2023 7:47:40 GMT -5
Brambleclaw snapped a few photos with his brand new camera. He looked at it lovingly and kissed it passionaltily on the lens. Squirrelflight looked at Brambleclaw, confused. "Aren't you with Crowfeather?" She asked. "Nah, I found out that Besty was so much slayier for me." "What?!" "The camera."
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 28, 2023 7:55:58 GMT -5
Crowfeather looked at Squirrelflight. "I am so sorry. You don't deserve this. I love you." He then pulled out a engagement gift. A Shrek happy meal toy with a bathing suit on. Squirrelflight was just about to accept the proposal when Jayfeather swooped by to collect his prize.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 28, 2023 7:58:59 GMT -5
"Hey!" Crowfeather jumped up to try to catch Jayfeather but the cat with 20/20 vision was too fast. "THAT WAS FOR MY BBG!!" Squirrelflight muzzeled her muzzle into his cheek and murmured, "It's okay. I don't need a gift to make me love you. Now show me those muscles!"
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 28, 2023 8:01:46 GMT -5
Muscle battle. Crowfeather started doing a model walk, while flexing his abbs. He kissed his biceps, and winked at Squirrelflight. "OMG babe! You never showed me your hot sixpacks! So impressive. 11 out of 10." Next up was Ashfur.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 28, 2023 8:05:26 GMT -5
Ashfur flicked his blond wig and raised his arms, his muscles wiggling like a wet noodle and he walked. But as he walked, he fell of the stage and made a really girly scream."AYiIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEeE!" He yowled as his butt was impaled by several sharp rocks.
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Post by ༻𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 ༺ on Jul 28, 2023 8:08:26 GMT -5
Crowfeather shouted, "FATTY!!!!" Squirrelflight looked over Crowfeather's shoulder, but couldn't see anything because of his buff shoulders. "2 out of 10. She decided." Ashfur got super mad at Crowfeather, but couldn't because he didn't want to make a bad impression.
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Post by []̷ 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓽 []̷ on Jul 28, 2023 8:10:41 GMT -5
Ashfur quickly swapped his wig out for a blonder, longer, and more luxurious one. He put on some blow up muscles and drew a 8 pack on his stomach with a sharpie.
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