Post by Splintercat on Mar 19, 2022 20:03:03 GMT -5
Found this hidden away in my old email archives. I apparently wrote down all the kit-_____ing activities I was aware of back in the day. I recall that kit-killing was a thing that some people allegedly did or tried to do, but it's not in here, probably because it was banned anyway and is horrible lol. I think there may have been one or two of these that I just sort of made up, but I'm not really sure. Pretty sure nearly all of them are "real" in that someone did them on the old forums somewhere at some point, so they did not just exist in my preteen imagination. Anyway, just thought this list was kind of nostalgic and worth putting on this board.
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Kit-stealing- taking a kit from its home. Example: Exampleclaw crept into the EbonyClan camp and looked around. When met with no opposition (aka no response after a few posts of description), he darted forward and grabbed Kitkatkit. Then he disappeared into the night.
Kit-saving- similar to kit-stealing, except the kits are mostly taken from kit-stealers or abandoned adoption centers and such. Example: Kitsaverface padded into the abandoned adoption center. He rescued Kitsaverfacekit, Adoptioncenterkit, and Berrystumpykit, then took them to his den.
Kit-poking- going up to a kit and poking it. Example: Pokerface walked up to Icecreamkit and poked him. Then he left.
Kit-jeweling- basically like kit-stealing, except the thief imprisons the kit in a jewel. Example: Sampletail snuck into the SomethingClan camp and looked around. He went up to Gleamkit and put a ruby next to her. Suddenly, Gleamkit disappeared. Her image reappeared in the ruby, which Sampletail took and walked away
Kit-caging- where you put a kit in a cage. Kit cruelty, basically. I only saw this on one single post, once. Example: Cageclaw went up to Cagekit and put him in a cage.
Kit-steaking- where you slap a kit with a steak. Originated from a typo, when someone misspelled kit-stealing. Example: Turkeyfeather went up to Darkchocolatekit and slapped him with a steak. Then he ran away.
Kit-dunking- when you dunk a kit in a random drink. Example: Dunkerpelt went up to Saywhatkit and dunked him in a glass of water. Then he ran away.
Kit-baconing- when you turn a kit into bacon, I believe. It's debatable whether this is a form of kit-killing or not. If so, it is not allowed. Example: Exampletalon went up to Porkkit and put him in a frying pan, turning him into bacon.
Kit-styling- styling a kit to have a different color pelt, eyes, etc. Example: Stainedglassclaw went up to Lolwutkit and colored him purple with one red eye and one yellow striped eyes. He then colored his ear blue.
Kit-winging- attaching wings to a kit. They cam be bird wings, pegasus wings, dragon wings, flaming wings, etc. Example: Etctail went up to Ihaznowingskit and sowed a pair of flaming insect wings to his back.
Kit-gifting- giving a kit a present. Not to be confused with kit-giving. Example: Santaclaws went up to Tralalakit and gave him a gift-wrapped box with a ball of yarn inside.
Kit-hypnotizing- hypnotizing a kit, but only for a few seconds. It's debatable whether this is a form of slavery or not.
Kit-giving- simple, giving someone/some thread a kit. Not to be confused with kit-gifting. Example: Yourface walked into WeWantKitsClan, carrying Redkit, a red she-kit. He deposited her on the ground in the camp and left.
Kit-washing- the arch-nemesis of kit-styling. It's basically where someone reverts a kit that has been styled to its old state by washing it. Example: Cleanlinessflower walked up to Claykit (who had been styled). She took out a bucket of water and a bottle of soap and set to work washing off his coloring. Then she walked away.
Kit-gluing- I've only heard of this once, so I'm not completely sure what it is. I think it's either gluing something to a kit or gluing a kit to something. If anyone knows what it is, please tell me! Example: None yet.
Kit-powering- giving a kit powers. I've only seen this happen a few times. Example: Kitclaw went up to Ihaznopowerzkit and whispered something in his ear. Then he ran off, leaving Ihaznopowerzkit with the powers to fly, eat pancakes, and change names.
Kit-hugging- giving a kit a hug. Example: Potatotalon went up to Huggablekit and gave him a hug.
Kit-ultimatizing- giving a kit an "Ultimate Form". I'm not 100% certain that my example is correct but whatever. Example: Spiderface went up to Weakkit and whispered something in his ear. Weakkit grew 10 times taller and had glowing green eyes.
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Kit-stealing- taking a kit from its home. Example: Exampleclaw crept into the EbonyClan camp and looked around. When met with no opposition (aka no response after a few posts of description), he darted forward and grabbed Kitkatkit. Then he disappeared into the night.
Kit-saving- similar to kit-stealing, except the kits are mostly taken from kit-stealers or abandoned adoption centers and such. Example: Kitsaverface padded into the abandoned adoption center. He rescued Kitsaverfacekit, Adoptioncenterkit, and Berrystumpykit, then took them to his den.
Kit-poking- going up to a kit and poking it. Example: Pokerface walked up to Icecreamkit and poked him. Then he left.
Kit-jeweling- basically like kit-stealing, except the thief imprisons the kit in a jewel. Example: Sampletail snuck into the SomethingClan camp and looked around. He went up to Gleamkit and put a ruby next to her. Suddenly, Gleamkit disappeared. Her image reappeared in the ruby, which Sampletail took and walked away
Kit-caging- where you put a kit in a cage. Kit cruelty, basically. I only saw this on one single post, once. Example: Cageclaw went up to Cagekit and put him in a cage.
Kit-steaking- where you slap a kit with a steak. Originated from a typo, when someone misspelled kit-stealing. Example: Turkeyfeather went up to Darkchocolatekit and slapped him with a steak. Then he ran away.
Kit-dunking- when you dunk a kit in a random drink. Example: Dunkerpelt went up to Saywhatkit and dunked him in a glass of water. Then he ran away.
Kit-baconing- when you turn a kit into bacon, I believe. It's debatable whether this is a form of kit-killing or not. If so, it is not allowed. Example: Exampletalon went up to Porkkit and put him in a frying pan, turning him into bacon.
Kit-styling- styling a kit to have a different color pelt, eyes, etc. Example: Stainedglassclaw went up to Lolwutkit and colored him purple with one red eye and one yellow striped eyes. He then colored his ear blue.
Kit-winging- attaching wings to a kit. They cam be bird wings, pegasus wings, dragon wings, flaming wings, etc. Example: Etctail went up to Ihaznowingskit and sowed a pair of flaming insect wings to his back.
Kit-gifting- giving a kit a present. Not to be confused with kit-giving. Example: Santaclaws went up to Tralalakit and gave him a gift-wrapped box with a ball of yarn inside.
Kit-hypnotizing- hypnotizing a kit, but only for a few seconds. It's debatable whether this is a form of slavery or not.
Kit-giving- simple, giving someone/some thread a kit. Not to be confused with kit-gifting. Example: Yourface walked into WeWantKitsClan, carrying Redkit, a red she-kit. He deposited her on the ground in the camp and left.
Kit-washing- the arch-nemesis of kit-styling. It's basically where someone reverts a kit that has been styled to its old state by washing it. Example: Cleanlinessflower walked up to Claykit (who had been styled). She took out a bucket of water and a bottle of soap and set to work washing off his coloring. Then she walked away.
Kit-gluing- I've only heard of this once, so I'm not completely sure what it is. I think it's either gluing something to a kit or gluing a kit to something. If anyone knows what it is, please tell me! Example: None yet.
Kit-powering- giving a kit powers. I've only seen this happen a few times. Example: Kitclaw went up to Ihaznopowerzkit and whispered something in his ear. Then he ran off, leaving Ihaznopowerzkit with the powers to fly, eat pancakes, and change names.
Kit-hugging- giving a kit a hug. Example: Potatotalon went up to Huggablekit and gave him a hug.
Kit-ultimatizing- giving a kit an "Ultimate Form". I'm not 100% certain that my example is correct but whatever. Example: Spiderface went up to Weakkit and whispered something in his ear. Weakkit grew 10 times taller and had glowing green eyes.
