I've never actually had a den before, so lemme know if I'm doing everything right. Maybe I'll fancy it up later, but for now I just sorta wanna talk to people.
A few things you should know:
-I'm incredibly, incredibly dumb. So I won't be able to understand jokes or sarcasm unless you specifically put the /s tag. On the flip side, I make a lot of jokes and never use the /s tag whoops.
-Seriously. I have, within the past year, done all of these things: touched a potful of boiling water on purpose, put a fork in the microwave, tasted shampoo, and rubbed acid aaaaaaallllll over my face.
-I occasionally speak German when I feel like it. Or sometimes when I don't. If you're learning/speak it, I'd love to talk to you in German.
-I try to be super chill but I'm actually very high-strung, whoops.
-I am very passionate about a few useless topics, such as the end pieces on a loaf of bread or the use of the word pop vs soda.
-I roleplay a lot. If you wanna roleplay with me, just ask. I'm cool with all levels of experience.
-I sometimes feel like I'm extremely erratic online? My personality seems to change in each post depending on my whims, and I end up contradicting myself a lot.
-Podcasts are one of my favorite things in the world. Please talk to me about them.
Please-My
actual favorite thing in the world is animals photoshopped into famous paintings. If you have any, any at all, give them to me and I will put them in my gallery and love you forever. If you
make any and let me see, I will love you for even longer than that.