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Post by tema on Jan 5, 2022 10:01:54 GMT -5
No serious stuff. No stuff about people on this forum. Keep it brief. Join if you want, but this is my den, so I'm using it regardless.
My apartment has two toilets. Neither work.
Lost my phone. Wanted to untie my email to it. Tried to log into google email. "ThIs dEvIcE iSnT reCogNi-"
I don't have access to my phone.
"Steps to access your account: First, locate your phone..."
WOW, GEE, THANKS.STEP ONE TO FIX LOSING MY PHONE IS TO FIND IT? Why didn't I think of that?
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Post by tema on Jan 6, 2022 0:13:23 GMT -5
Semi related to that last one, but I hate asking people for help finding things.
"So where did you last have it? Did you try looking there?"
Yes, Sherlock, but unfortunately the footprints disappeared around the alleyway. I tried calling in the bloodhounds, but they couldn't find it either. Hence I am inquiring against the platitudinous suspicious of the most perceptive conscious awareness in the mortal domain....
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Post by tema on Jan 11, 2022 9:54:23 GMT -5
I seriously want to watch a psychologist interview the people at Google who thought "overdoing Android gestures is a good idea."
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Post by tema on Jan 12, 2022 8:53:46 GMT -5
Driving to work today and saw some jackass tailgating me. Didn't get out of this entitled subhuman's way, so this absolutely paragon of virtue books it to 90 in a 70 zone (I have won't disclose my speed, but it was between 65 and 90), cuts me off, turns on his RIGHT blinker, slams his horn, and tries to breakcheck me. Then this stupid asshole tries to do it to two other people later.
Don't get mad at me for insulting this guy, be mad that he tried to thrice cause accidents on the highway.
License plate lookups should be easier.
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Post by tema on Jan 14, 2022 3:12:09 GMT -5
Some loser in another forum became a mod just so that he could ban people whom own him after he starts fights with them.
Great. That's one less website to visit unless the actual staff-staff can get his dumpy middle-aged ass out of there.
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Post by tema on Jan 21, 2022 10:09:14 GMT -5
I want to find the person who decided that thumbs.db needed this much work to delete and jam MY thumbs through their corneas.
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