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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 5, 2021 5:03:00 GMT -5
"What the-" says Nightcloud. "What the heck... Excuse me, but Tornear is Mudclaw's only brother." "There might be a hidden brother somewhere," answers Whitetail reasonably. "That's horrifying!" screeches Hootwhisker. Molewhisker sighs, rolling his eyes that nobody remembers that he actually exists.
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Post by Chicken on Aug 5, 2021 9:59:57 GMT -5
"Actually," Mudclaw padded forward, "I do have another brother, but he was stolen by ThunderClan by the treacherous Tigerstar," the dark brown tabby tom stared down at his paws, before looking up into the crowd, "His name was Adderfang."
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Post by ˈʔɛɱb̪ɻ̩f̞ʊt̠̚ on Aug 5, 2021 13:28:58 GMT -5
"But...but how did he get to the lake?" queried Tawnypelt. Suddenly Swiftbreeze popped into existence sitting on Ronald McDonald's tail. He screeched in pain, clawing at her. She then bit his head clean off, licked her lips, and sat down to tell the story. "My mate was kidnapped by Tigerstar. He was sent to Apple, where he became Steve Job's adopted grandmother. When his grandson died, he was devastated, and he knew he had to leave Apple. He left Muddy-Mud, a pangolin-bat hybrid, in charge, on the grounds that she did not eat the poor Martian laborers. She reluctantly agreed." Dirtplacestar of ToiletClan chimed in, "Adderfang then called Peter Pan and asked him for a ride. Peter sent one of his flying pigs along to pick him up. They flew to the lake. Then, Adderfang met Floss, and they had Daisy and Coriander." "Amen and long live our queer old dean!" exclaimed everyone in unison, as they always did at the end of prayers.
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Post by Chicken on Aug 5, 2021 13:40:48 GMT -5
Somewhere in a faraway barn, Barley wakes up and rubs his head. "What in tarnation was that weird dream about?" "Dunno, but our dreams are about the come true, once we destroy you, we will be the leaders of BloodClan," a voice cackled as two black and white toms padded forward. Barley gasped, they looked just like Jumper and Hoot...they were Snake and Ice!
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 5, 2021 19:44:44 GMT -5
Ice jumped onto Barley, but Barley knew Ice was just as old and weak as he was. Mustering his strength, he kicked at his brother and pounced on him, then glared at Snake. "Shut it."
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Post by ˈʔɛɱb̪ɻ̩f̞ʊt̠̚ on Aug 5, 2021 22:41:47 GMT -5
Snake sighed. "You guys, we'll NEVER be the Queen's scullery maids if we act like this." Ice and Barley stopped fighting, and they began to practice proper tea posture.
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 7, 2021 19:38:18 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Mistystar was dying.
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Post by Chicken on Aug 7, 2021 20:06:32 GMT -5
"Wow geez, this is the 5th time Mistystar has died! When is she finally gonna give it a rest and get a rest?" Lizardtail grumbled. "Well, she is leader, and she hadn't lost any lives before all of this, and you know, leaders get nine lives," Beetlewhisker meowed.
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 8, 2021 5:49:14 GMT -5
"I told you," says Cherryfall's spirit, which was floating in the air like the Cheshire Cat. "She has forty-nine lives. I think. I forgot." "Cherryfall! You live!" sobs Daisy, and Cherryfall disappears immediately, causing Daisy to burst into more tears. Mistystar popped back to life. This time, she has purple, star-shaped pupils. They gleam maliciously and light the night sky. "But...!" screams some weird gray tom.
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Post by 🔥Firestar🔥 on Aug 8, 2021 5:54:46 GMT -5
Star Flower comes back from her life, her eyes narrowing. "Mistystar, you aren't allowed to have my eyes! I'm supposed to be unique!" She lunges at her with unsheated claws, her perfectly white teeth bared.
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 8, 2021 7:37:22 GMT -5
Mistystar snorts and flings the golden she-cat away. Now, she has green star-pupils. "Ugh, do stop following me!" whines Star Flower, and Skystar and Thunderstar help her to her paws, which makes Violet Dawn slap Thunderstar with her tail afterwards. "I can take shape of anyone!" Mistystar announces, and she suddenly changes into Leafstar.
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Post by Midnightcacoon loves Sunbeam on Aug 8, 2021 8:44:37 GMT -5
Leafstar decided to finally take her clan somewhere else, someone shapeshifting into her was the last straw. Meanwhile, twigbranch screams at mistystar.
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 8, 2021 19:19:20 GMT -5
"You made my family go away!" Finleap rolls his eyes and sighs. "Yeah."
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 9, 2021 1:26:12 GMT -5
Mistystar laughs, and turns to the sky. "I stole all your powers!" she yowls out, and one by one, cats realize their hidden powers are gone. "No!" shrieks Star Flower as she gazes into the pool to look at her beautiful, star-pupils just to realize that they're gone and Mistystar has star-shaped, brilliant blue ones.
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Post by Chicken on Aug 9, 2021 11:43:35 GMT -5
"You fox heart!" Star Flower growled before screeching, "This is SkyClan!" and knocking Mistystar off the gorge.
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Post by ˈʔɛɱb̪ɻ̩f̞ʊt̠̚ on Aug 9, 2021 17:12:38 GMT -5
Mistystar cackles and starts flying up into the air. Suddenly, Putin texts Flamepaw that he needs McDonalds. Sighing, Mistystar throws up all the McDonalds' that she swallowed.
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 9, 2021 20:11:14 GMT -5
"Ack!" screams Featherpelt. "That is disgusting!"
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 10, 2021 18:47:57 GMT -5
That someone was Leaftail, and Leaftail is immediately killed by Flamepaw, who blinks innocently.
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Post by Chicken on Aug 10, 2021 18:49:16 GMT -5
"That's what you get for being a sanctimonious cleanpaw, and for sharing your name with my two ex-mates!" Crowfeather yowled, shaking his paw.
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Post by Rainstorm1026 on Aug 10, 2021 19:33:47 GMT -5
Flamepaw then smacked Leaftail's corpse with a hackysack. The corpse dissolved into black tar, and Flamepaw collapsed. Out of his cranial area slunk a ghostly pale ginger she-cat. "The threat has been contained everyone," She said in a small, clear voice. And then Seedpaw dissolved into the night, while Flamepaw sat up woozily.
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Post by Midnightcacoon loves Sunbeam on Aug 11, 2021 12:22:34 GMT -5
Flamepaw blinked, now understanding. The young apprentice stood up, a crackle of lightning from the distance lighting up his now flame colored pelt. " I am firestar! We must unite to defeat mistystar!" he called out in a heroic voice.
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Post by roseberry on Aug 11, 2021 12:24:02 GMT -5
All the apprentices started nodding
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 11, 2021 20:51:46 GMT -5
The real Firestar smacked Flamepaw.
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Post by Chicken on Aug 11, 2021 20:55:23 GMT -5
"HOW DARE YOU SMACK A KIT!" Daisy screeched, slapping Firestar in the face with her tail. "Yeah!" Bluestar yowled, lashing her tail, "Putting a kit in danger is against the warrior code!" "I-I'm not a kit, I've been an apprentice for 36 moons," Flamepaw grumbled, staring down at his paws.
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 12, 2021 2:11:52 GMT -5
"Yeah, listen to him, you fish-brains!" snarled Firestar, smacking Daisy and Bluestar. Daisy croaks and dies, and Molewhisker sighs in grief. "You killed a queen!" screeches Spiderleg. "And I loved her!"
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Post by Chicken on Aug 12, 2021 18:33:51 GMT -5
"As if Spiderleg," Leafpool scoffed, "You barely even glanced at her after Rosekit and Toadkit were born!" "That's not my fault! Dustpelt grounded me for becoming mates with a former non-ThunderClan cat!" Ferncloud's green eyes widened as she stared at her mate with shock. "Dustpelt, tell me this isn't true!" "What do you care Fernie?" Ashfur asked, "Dustpelt's right, we can't trust cats who aren't Thunderborn!"
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Post by Rainsplash on Aug 12, 2021 20:26:48 GMT -5
Ferncloud snorted. "You're a bunch of crazy old cats, aren't you?" she snapped, and she kicked dust into Dustpelt and Ashfur's eyes. "That's ironic!" exclaimed Mothwing. "Dustpelt has dust in his pelt... and eyes, whatever."
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Post by Midnightcacoon loves Sunbeam on Aug 13, 2021 4:43:13 GMT -5
Suddenly, Fuzzball and Monkeystar appeared, a trail of cats following behind them. " Our great former ancient ghost leader purplestar told us to come here!" Monkeystar shouted.
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