Asexual
#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 19, 2021 17:07:35 GMT -5
They discover that Mistystar is... still alive. All the protagonists survived too because they are the only cats who matter anyway.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 19, 2021 19:34:44 GMT -5
Mistystar hunts the survivors down and finds Darkstripe. She demands to know where they are, and when Darkstripe doesn't reply, she kills him. On his last breath Darkstripe screeches of danger.
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Post by nowarriornameshere on Jul 20, 2021 1:47:24 GMT -5
The ocean is actually a giant blue fart cloud. It seems that Shrek has been eating the blue onions recently. Mistystar inhales deeply, bellows "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!", and flies right back to where she was. She chops off Tallstar's head, runs across a field, and scores a touchdown with it. She is immediately approached by Arnold Schwarzenegger with an offer to join the California 49ers.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 20, 2021 5:32:37 GMT -5
Mistystar agrees, but only under the condition that they must help her conquer the world. She promises they will have a fair share, which she will not keep, and they agree. Together Mistystar and her team magically fly back to the Dark Forest where all the cats are huddled around to discuss how to get rid of Mistystar for good.
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Post by nowarriornameshere on Jul 20, 2021 11:49:42 GMT -5
Shrek goes to Starclan and tells them that just because the Dark Forest cats can be real ogres doesn't mean that Starclan needs to treat them like one. Starclan collectively makes up its mind to save the Dark Forest cats and charges into battle. Shrek brings up the rear.
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 20, 2021 18:13:58 GMT -5
Mistystar completely annihilates the Dark Forest and StarClan cats. Only a few remain, and they flee into the background. Now only Shrek and Mistystar remain to have the ultimate battle.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 20, 2021 19:15:44 GMT -5
Mistystar snorts with laughter at Shrek's appearance. She gazes into a pool, thinking she's much more beautiful than that ogre.
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Post by roseberry on Jul 21, 2021 8:43:21 GMT -5
Mistystar has the idea to make a seemly delicious BigMac for Scorchstar but inside would be deathberries.
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Name Colour
Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 21, 2021 19:21:36 GMT -5
She also then remembers that she killed Scorchstar ages ago and that she can't call off the fight as Shrek would never trust receiving food from Mistystar. As she is wasting time thinking about this, Shrek pounces.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2021 19:31:14 GMT -5
Surprisingly, Blackclaw jumps in front of Mistystar, saving her from Shrek, muttering something about how he should have been a better mate, before exploding into a cloud of black sparkles.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 21, 2021 19:34:28 GMT -5
Mistystar gapes. A single tear falls from her blue eye. She blinks it away. It turns out that tear was because of this epic fight. She turns and glares at Shrek. She roars.
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Post by nowarriornameshere on Jul 21, 2021 19:42:01 GMT -5
Shrek farts in defiance before lobbing a donkey at her.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2021 19:51:29 GMT -5
Donkey dies just as Hawkheart calls for a clan meeting along with Yellowfang
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2021 22:39:24 GMT -5
"I know!" Mudclaw suddenly shouted, jumping to his paws. Everyone ignored him.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 22, 2021 5:23:41 GMT -5
Mudclaw leaps onto Onestar in pure rage and yowls that he has an idea and everyone should shut up and listen to him if they don't want to disappear into dust like Blackclaw did.
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Asexual
#07B04C
star_black.png
Name Colour
Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 22, 2021 17:29:31 GMT -5
Onestar slices Mudclaw in half, shutting him up for once and for all. Shrek, annoyed by this interruption, pounces on Mistystar again.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 22, 2021 19:08:36 GMT -5
Mistystar kicks Shrek. Shrek is taken by surprise and blinks at her. Mistystar claws at Shrek and she and Shrek begin another battle. Reedwhisker says they can't leave his mother like that and jumps into battle.
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StarClan leader
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Featherstar
She could now see that destiny alone could not save RiverClan. - Frostpaw, Wind
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Post by Featherstar on Jul 22, 2021 19:47:20 GMT -5
Mudclaw rises from the dead and yowls for everyone to listen to him. Meanwhile Shrek and Mistystar are still fighting.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2021 10:07:13 GMT -5
Webfoot jumps up beside Mudclaw and starts meowing opera, which causes every cat to stare at him with slack jaws and glazed eyes.
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Asexual
#07B04C
star_black.png
Name Colour
Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 23, 2021 18:17:49 GMT -5
Everyone's ears start to bleed from the horrible opera sounds. Mistystar murders Webfoot and everyone is forced to take a break as their ears are still ringing.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 23, 2021 19:04:57 GMT -5
Shrek takes this as an advantage and pounces on not Mistystar but the crowd of StarClan cats. They shriek and scatter.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2021 0:12:35 GMT -5
As the cats are scattering, one of them shouts, "Yeah baby!" And Shrek is suddenly transformed into Austin Powers!
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Asexual
#07B04C
star_black.png
Name Colour
Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 24, 2021 17:24:29 GMT -5
(I don't get the reference help lol)
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Post by Chicken on Jul 24, 2021 18:00:11 GMT -5
(I don't get the reference help lol) The same guy who voices Shrek also plays Austin Powers in the movie Austin Powers
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 26, 2021 18:45:09 GMT -5
Mistystar stares in shock. What the heck-? StarClan and Dark Forest cats find this as an opportunity and simultaneously leap at her.
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