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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 5, 2021 14:01:30 GMT -5
Better hope there aren't any wild animals nearby, then. Or stray cats for when they go to a town or city for a mission.
But speaking of Megumi, I just realized something... how do she and Rekka feel about some of the meals? Specifically the Pickled Rabbit Skewers and Gronder Meat Skewers respectively. To clarify, the Gronder Meat Skewers are described as "Fatty hunks of Gronder fox cooked slowly on skewers." Are... are they seriously serving fox in the Dining Hall? Or does fox have a different meaning here that I'm not aware of?  Anyway, are Megumi and Rekka okay with that? You know, let's just say those two meals are off the menu...
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𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛
Phantom Thief
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Post by 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 on Sept 5, 2021 16:35:47 GMT -5
Hmmmmmm I'm not sure if it would bother them as they're not exactly a fox and a rabbit. They're a kitsune and taguel, which might be enough for them to be fine with it being served. They themselves probably wouldn't eat it, as it's uncanny or something, but probably wouldn't complain either lkajdflkajf Tho I could also see Megumi being all grossed out by the idea of it because she's fond of animals and looking for issues among humans.
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 5, 2021 16:56:11 GMT -5
Hm. Yeah, probably. I guess it's a question of whether they feel a stronger connection to these animals or not. It being uncanny and them not eating it would make sense though.
I can totally see Jasmine getting herself an extra large portion of those rabbit skewers out of spite whenever that dish is served, at least during the first months xD And Callan would avoid those meals, especially the Gronder Meat Skewers because he's worried what Rekka would think of him if he ate those.
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𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛
Phantom Thief
watch dandadan
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Post by 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 on Sept 5, 2021 17:55:27 GMT -5
Awww I love Callan!! And yeah, Jasmine staring down her as Megumi debates taking a bite out of the nearest student to assert dominance lkajdlkajsdf
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 7, 2021 16:05:48 GMT -5
Stop it, you're making him cry xD. Mealtimes are going to be fun! Remind me not to have Jasmine say "bite me!" when she and Megumi clash again, something tells me our dear taguel would be happy to take it literally 
As for our wannabe-detectives: Want me to have Julius walk over to the classrooms to meet with the other three or should I have him sneak around at night so he can run into them when they, too, are investigating?
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 8, 2021 9:37:25 GMT -5
either should be fine i would imagine
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 17, 2021 13:15:33 GMT -5
incorrect quotes, but also very accurate, of the twins cause i love them:
Neason: Kicks the door down looking panicked
Searc: What did you do?
Neason: Nobody died.
Searc: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Neason: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Searc: Really? Name one law
Neason: Don't kill people?
Searc: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 17, 2021 13:25:08 GMT -5
Perfect. I love doing incorrect quotes too ^^ The first one could even work for Julius after causing some more mayhem. But in his case the "nobody died" would sound both horrified and disappointed xD
Oh, and didn't you say Neason was a terrible cook who manages to burn every kind of food? Well I found the perfect quote for him.
Searc: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Neason: Burn the house down.
Searc: And what did you do?
Neason: I made dinner.
Searc:
Neason:
Searc:
Neason: And burnt the house down.
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 17, 2021 13:38:21 GMT -5
yes neason is a terrible cook, and yes he somehow burns anything he makes
accurate for them, searc just remaining silent even when he knows the incoming answer, neason not wanting to say the answer
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 17, 2021 13:40:27 GMT -5
neason when julius/Akakios reappears
Julius/Akakios: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Neason: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Julius/Akakios: Death is a social construct.
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 17, 2021 15:11:56 GMT -5
Definitely less traumatizing than what we'll actually be doing xD
More stuff for our favorite idiot:
Neason: I just had a thought.
Searc: I’ll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.
Neason: This was a terrible idea! Why didn’t anyone stop me!
Searc and/or Julius: Because you didn’t tell us! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US!!!
Neason: Because you would have stopped me!
Philomel: Since I’m gonna be out for a while, I’ve left you all a complementary bowl of advice.
Philomel, picking one paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Neason and Julius, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
The Occult Gang gets one too, sounds like something that could happen during one of their investigations:
Julius: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along t--
Rekka: HEY GUYS! THERE'S GOLD OVER HERE!
And some for only my OCs
Vincent: I don’t understand why I’m not allowed to cook anymore.
Nora: Because last time, you used a shark to make noodles.
Callan: I feel like Nora is looking down on me.
Julius: That’s because she's on the counter and you’re short.
Jasmine: Guys! I know the perfect place! It’s big and it’s empty!
Agnar: That’s great, but how do we all fit inside your head?
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 17, 2021 15:21:37 GMT -5
I love them all,
Philomel having to deal with two idiots will just be stressful since they feed off each other,
Pierce would be with rekka, he would point out what they found instead of listing to what others are saying
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 17, 2021 15:31:18 GMT -5
The trio quotes
Searc: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Julius: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Neason: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Julius: Good thinking.
Neason: If Julius and I were drowning, who would you save?
Searc: You two can’t swim?
Julius: It’s a hypothetical question, Searc! who would you save?
Searc: my time and effort.
Searc, to Julius: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Julius, motioning to himself and Neason: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Neason: Julius, keep an eye on Searc today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Julius: Sure, I’d love to see Searc get punched.
Neason: Try again.
Julius, sighing: I will stop Searc from getting punched.
*Neason and Julius sitting in jail together*
Julius: So who should we call?
Neason: I’d call Searc, but I feel safer in jail
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Aroace
#90ec86
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Pineclaw
Abbey Champion
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 17, 2021 15:40:38 GMT -5
I feel sorry for Philomel xD Julius is actually pretty sensible on his own or when he's around the right people. But around people like Neason? He'll gladly go along with their idiotic ideas and will make sure it'll be as chaotic as possible. So yeah, Philomel has to deal with two idiots at the monastery and three idiots during missions. I think Grimm would be with Rekka on that, too xD Huh. Akakios really should have chosen someone other than Julius. Poor guy has to put up with Neason during the day and now he has to deal with his other "friendgroup" at night.
Aww yeah! Very accurate! The fourth one even works for Akakios, he won't even have to put on an act for that xD
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 17, 2021 17:06:52 GMT -5
More of our trio and some other stuff that kinda fits.
Neason: I promised Searc we wouldn’t do anything illegal! Julius: Why would you lie to your brother like that?! Searc: Would you please not neason this into a situation worse than it already is? Neason: Did you just use my name as a verb? Neason: ...because we smart. Julius: *throws a ball at a wall in the background, it comes back and hits him in the face* Neason: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set? Searc: No, I said, "Neason, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Searc," and then you licked the swing set. Neason: You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster. Julius: ...Is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place? Julius/Akakios: Searc, why are you hitting me?! Searc: 'Cause I thought you were a dead person coming back to life. Julius/Akakios: ...Then why were you hitting me?! Searc: Dead people should be dead. Akakios: *offended* What kind of monster do you think I am? Searc: Shapeshifter. Neason: Swamp demon. Callan: I thought you were smart! Neason: Well, I like to prove people wrong. Nora: I don't think we've met. I'm Nora. Megumi: Hi. I'm disgusted. Agnar: Okay, let's say that Julius there stole your ice cream. What would you say? Callan: Hey! That's my ice cream! Agnar: Good! Now let 'em have it! Callan: *smiling* You can have it. Agnar: *facepalms* |
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 17, 2021 18:15:08 GMT -5
I love all of them, especially the dead people should be dead one, I can see searc saying that especially when akakios is messing with him during the reveal
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 18, 2021 9:10:01 GMT -5
Yeah, that one works a little too well 
I seriously need to stop looking up this stuff... Anyway, this round is mostly about the Black Eagles.
(Adora and Nora's conversation about being expected to find a guy and bear crest-babies in a nutshell) Adora, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Nora, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Jasmine: What the **** are you guys doing?
Adora: Playing systemic oppression.
Silke: Here’s a fun Garreg Mach Establishment Day idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Vincent: Silke no.
Grimm: Mistlefoe.
Vincent: Please stop encouraging her.
Grimm: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Elara's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...
Julius: Neason and I were thinking we'd do some magic-
Searc: You two? Magic? Julius, it says talent show.
Julius/Akakios: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Phantom Thief
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Post by 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 on Sept 18, 2021 9:33:03 GMT -5
I love all these quotes alkdjfaksdjfasl
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 18, 2021 12:48:01 GMT -5
Philomel: truth or dare
Searc: truth
Philomel: how many hours have you slept this week?
Searc:
Philomel:
Searc: ...dare
Philomel: go to bed
Searc: I don't like this game
That one is very fitting for elara due to her family situation
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 18, 2021 14:47:05 GMT -5
It sure does. Pfft, dang it, Searc xD
Luca: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Luca: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
Estelle: We can't have Vincent come to his party yet! The sign's not finished! It's supposed to say "Vincent's Birthday!"
Rekka: What does it say instead?
Estelle: "Vincent's Bi".
Estelle: ...
Estelle: Nevermind, that's perfect. We're ready!
Jasmine: You think I really give a ****? I can’t even read.
Konstantin: When was the last time you slept?
Orryn: What month is it?
Silke: What are your goals?
Alastair: To pet all the cats.
Silke: No, fitness goals.
Alastair: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats.
Akakios: We're reverse necromancers.
Jason: Isn't that just killing people?
Keres: Ah, technicality.
Neason: I’m an idiot.
Searc:
Julius:
Estelle:
Callan:
Rekka:
Ciarra:
Neason:
Searc: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Agnar: So what’s for dinner?
Konstantin, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
Rieka: Why is Jasmine so sad?
Ciarra: She took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Rieka: And...?
Jasmine: I got Megumi.
(Occult Gang adventure gone wrong)
Julius: Hey Pierce,
Pierce: Yes?
Grimm: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Pierce:
Pierce: Where’s Rekka?
Luca, seductively laying on a desk: Hey, Riek... *table breaks*
Store Worker: Would a Searc Cherith please come to the front desk? Searc, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: *points to Neason and Julius* Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Neason and Julius, simultaneously: We got lost  Searc: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
*The Eagles and Knights having dinner together*
Vincent: Megumi, can you pass the salt?
Megumi: *Throws Jasmine across the table*
Callan: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Agnar: *sits on the floor*
Vincent: *crouches down*
Jasmine: *kneels down*
Callan: *glares*
Agnar: Literally, name one thing that’s better than a dog.
Rieka: Two dogs.
Neason: I’m sorry I talked you into this.
Julius: I’m sorry I listened.
Julius: Hey do you guys think I could fit ten marshmallows in my mouth?
Searc: You are a hazard to society.
Neason: And a coward. Do twenty.
(If Silke actually held a grudge over Fion turning down her offer to fight)
Fion: I got a threat letter. “If you don’t accept my challenge and meet me at the Training Grounds, the cats will disappear.”
Fion: I lost all faith in humanity, how could anyone be this cruel?
Two quotes for after the big reveal:
Agnar: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you.
Keres: Top 30 reasons why Keres is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Nora: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR ****ING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 20, 2021 10:30:40 GMT -5
Golden Deer antics:
Neason: Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat
Searc: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Neason: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Julius: Actually I did the math, Searc would have $225, not $0.15.
Searc: Fam I’m right here....
Callan: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda : )
Neason: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Callan: Sorry I only have a dollar
Neason: : (
Julius: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Searc would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Callan: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Julius: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Estelle: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Rekka: Apply juice to what
Ciarra: Directly to the forehead
Philomel: Great chat everyone
Searc left the chatroom
Neason: Time for plan G.
Rekka: Don’t you mean plan B?
Neason: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Estelle: What about plan D?
Neason: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Callan: What about plan E?
Neason: I’m hoping not to use it. Searc dies in plan E.
Julius: I like plan E.
'Can I copy the homework?'
Estelle: I can help you with it!
Rekka: Yeah, sure.
Julius: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Callan: lol nope.
Neason: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Searc: Read 5:55pm
Neason: We need to distract these guys
Searc: Leave it to me
Searc: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Julius, Callan, and Estelle: Immediately begin arguing
Rekka, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Philomel, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Julius: Hey.
Neason: Hi professor!
Searc: Hi.
Callan: Hello.
Estelle: Hey!
Ciarra: waves
Philomel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Rekka: We were out of Doritos.
Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’
Neason: Thanks fam!
Julius: oh no
Rekka: cries I love you too
Callan: Sounds fake but okay
Estelle: A flustered mess
Ciarra: why?
Searc: can i get a refund
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 20, 2021 16:54:48 GMT -5
Yup, sounds about right We're so gonna do plan E Nah, that's your choice ^^
Julius: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Rekka: Okay, but what is updog? Searc: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Neason: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Ciarra: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Estelle: Surely, that is Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Julius: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Searc: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Callan: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Rekka: What’s a henway?? Neason: Oh, about five pounds. Estelle: Neason- Neason: *sighs* Julius used to call me Neason... Estelle: ...Because it's your name. Fion: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Agnar: What if it bites me and it dies!? Imrie: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Agnar, learn to listen. Jason: What if it bites itself and I die? Rieka: That’s voodoo. Pierce: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Agnar: That’s correlation, not causation. Rieka: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Luca: That’s kinky. Fion: Oh my God. Fion: My stomach growled super loud in French. Fion: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Pierce: Bonjour. Rieka: Le growl. Luca: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette. Grimm: Rules are made to be broken. Vincent: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Adora: Uh, piñatas. Nora: Glow sticks. Silke: Karate boards. Alastair: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Grimm: Rules. Vincent: Grimm: Silke has no survival skills, her need to win has replaced them. Elara: That can't be true! Grimm: Watch this. Grimm: Hey Silke, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Silke: *Throws herself out a window* (Blue Lions on their first mission, accompanied by some knights) Konstantin: First rule of battle, don’t ever let them know where you are. Jasmine, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Konstantin: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.
Jason: Pierce's refusing to wear his glasses!
Pierce: Jason, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Pierce: *points to Imrie* Imrie.
Pierce: *points to Luca* Luca.
Pierce: *points to Rieka* Sasquatch.
Vincent: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Adora: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Silke: FLOOR IT!!
Vincent: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?
Adora: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Vincent: I SHALL HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Grimm: DO IT!
Adora: NO-
Adora: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Silke: This axe is actually a magic staff.
Nora: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Grimm: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Alastair: What is wrong with you people.
Neason: The floor is lava!
Ciarra: *helps Estelle onto the counter*
Julius: *kicks Rekka off the sofa*
Callan: *lays on the floor*
Neason: ...Are you okay?
Callan: No.
Neason: Where's Estelle, Callan, and Rekka?
Searc: They're playing hide and seek.
Neason: Where?
Searc: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 22, 2021 10:56:28 GMT -5
i love all of them, especially the hide and seek one, or the lava one searc would join callan in lying on the floor,
and the day pierce refuses to wear his glasses is the day he gets punched by rieka
Neason, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Silke: You did WHAT–
Fion: William Snakepeare
Neason, texting Philomel: Professor! Help I’m being kidnapped!
Philomel: Where are you?
Neason: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Philomel: I’ll call Searc.
Searc, answering his cell: Y’ello?
Philomel: Where’s Neason? He texted me that he is being kidnapped.
Searc: Neason? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Searc:
Searc: I’ll call you back. hangs up
Searc: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Neason: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 22, 2021 16:20:06 GMT -5
The Golden Deer would totally play those and nothing can change my mind!  House Leader meeting is going great, I see! And poor Searc. Philomel: When was the last time you slept? Orryn: Uh... a few days ago, I think. Philomel: A few- *sigh* how many? Orryn: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Philomel: What you need is sleep! Konstantin: They look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Philomel, watching Neason screaming, Julius trying to set a sleeping Callan on fire, and Rekka choking on air: I don't know either. Rekka & Callan:*Playing video games* Philomel: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Rekka: Callan: Philomel, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Rekka & Callan, in shame: Yeah... Konstantin: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Imrie: It's kind of complicated, but Luca- Konstantin: Got it. Forget I asked. Jason: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance! Luca: Relationships should be 50/50. They make dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Searc: I'm not doing so well. Estelle: What's wrong? Searc: I have this headache that comes and goes. *Neason enters the room* Searc: There it is again. Grimm: Would you slap Jasmine- Megumi: Yes. Grimm: I didn't even finish! Megumi: Fine, continue. Grimm: Would you slap Jasmine for 10 gold? Megumi: I would do it for free. Jasmine: Rude.
Konstantin, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
(The Occult Gang gets caught)
Philomel: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Konstantin: No, we are mad.
Philomel: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Konstantin: No, we are not!
Orryn: ...*starting to think they should have talked this through before confronting the squad*
Searc: I am in charge of this disaster!
Neason: I have a name, you know.
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Post by 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 on Sept 22, 2021 16:51:16 GMT -5
LSKfjksdjf the Luca one made me snort. I'm absolutely living for all of these!!
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 23, 2021 21:55:46 GMT -5
The fact that would be Orryn in those situations makes them funnier to me
But my favorite is Jason's grammar tips, how much it made me laugh XD my poor baby that just wants recognition
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 24, 2021 9:47:46 GMT -5
house leader stuff
Silke: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Fion: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Silke: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Neason: edible
Fion: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Silke: turning to Neason How tall are you?
Fion: What time is it?
Neason: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Neason: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune
Silke: WHO THE **** IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Neason: It’s 2 am
Fion: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Neason: Okay, but in my defense, Silke bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Fion: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Fion: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Silke does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Neason: If Silke were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Silke jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Fion: You jump off a cliff!
Neason: Gladly. Provided Silke did first.
probably around the time julius dies and searc is injured
Fion: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Silke?
Silke: … No.
Neason: I do!
Fion: I know, Neason.
Neason: I’m sad!
Fion: I know, Neason.
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Post by Pineclaw on Sept 24, 2021 16:14:34 GMT -5
Yeah, when I stumbled upon that one I was like "Yup, that one goes to Jason!" Poor guy though. Someone get him a better father. And now I feel bad for Fion. Having to put up with Neason and Silke can't be good for him. Neason: HELP! I TOLD PROFESSOR PHILOMEL I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Konstantin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help? Jason: What’s it like being tall? Jason: Is it nice? Jason: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Vincent: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Callan: It was one time! Luca: So you like cats? Alastair: Yeah. Luca: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
(The Occult Gang is at it again)
Knight: I will have to inform your professors about this. Not only are you out at night but you also took a Pegasus without permission and are carrying three people on it. Rekka, with Pierce and Grimm behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Knight: Yes...three. Grimm: Oh, my God— What the ****!? Knight: Wha- Pierce: JULIUS FELL OFF! Callan: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Neason: Hey, Callan. Callan: GODDAMNIT! *at a zoo* Rekka: What are they in for? Estelle: Rekka, this isn't prison. Rekka: So they can leave? Estelle: No, but- Rekka, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone. Akakios: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder. Akakios: *glares at Jason* Jason: Well, sorry I have morals!
(Even the archbishop gets one)
Hera's Advisor: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Hera: *points at a picture* That one is the dump. Hera's Advisor: They're both your room. |
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Phantom Thief
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Post by 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 on Sept 24, 2021 16:37:05 GMT -5
You guys give me references for your characters and I will deadass draw some of these, I'm dying lkajdfkadjf;dj
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Post by Ember34 on Sept 24, 2021 16:46:24 GMT -5
The Luka and Alastair one has me dying XD
Qnd currently my only reference is the written descriptions but I'm trying to get them drawn it's taking a while, I haven't even finished the deer group I'm working on painn
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