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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:15:36 GMT -5
I am very bored right now and I'm going through a website of puns.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2016 20:15:58 GMT -5
Okay
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woobiewooooo
im not physically good at anything, aside from yelling a lot.
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Post by woobiewooooo on Aug 28, 2016 20:16:37 GMT -5
yes please.
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:17:31 GMT -5
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2016 20:17:53 GMT -5
Pun please!
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:18:33 GMT -5
How to defeat your enemies: Chop off their feet.
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:20:35 GMT -5
Are cats empathetic because they're feel-ines?
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:21:24 GMT -5
Why couldn't the skeleton share the bad news? He didn't have the heart.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2016 20:21:44 GMT -5
yes
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:23:13 GMT -5
Heterosexual person: *murders someone and goes to hell* Satan: Damned straight!
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:24:16 GMT -5
Are cats empathetic because they're feel-ines? it was ok, thank u You finally appreciate a pun, still not the bee pun, though. Thanks.
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Post by Daffodil on Aug 28, 2016 20:25:34 GMT -5
Plz
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Post by Sησω on Aug 28, 2016 20:26:33 GMT -5
Hello.
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Post by Yoshimi on Aug 28, 2016 20:27:23 GMT -5
What's in your eye when a bee's in your hand? Beauty, it's in the eye of the bee-holder.
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:29:36 GMT -5
A world class thief called Robin Banks. What did the skull say to the bone protecting the spinal cord? I’ll keep you safe, vertebae. What's in your eye when a bee's in your hand? Beauty, it's in the eye of the bee-holder. I can't one up this one. Shut the thread down. You've won.
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Post by Basement Cat on Aug 28, 2016 20:29:49 GMT -5
I am very scared but let's do it anyways.
meep
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Post by milk on Aug 28, 2016 20:30:13 GMT -5
luv ur avvie <3 but bad pun me pls
if you know what i mean ;) lol jk
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:31:37 GMT -5
I am very scared but let's do it anyways. meep What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. luv ur avvie <3 but bad pun me pls if you know what i mean lol jkI didn’t like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.
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Post by Yoshimi on Aug 28, 2016 20:34:14 GMT -5
A world class thief called Robin Banks. What did the skull say to the bone protecting the spinal cord? I’ll keep you safe, vertebae. What's in your eye when a bee's in your hand? Beauty, it's in the eye of the bee-holder. I can't one up this one. Shut the thread down. You've won. What a buzzkill.
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:35:19 GMT -5
I can't one up this one. Shut the thread down. You've won. What a buzzkill. Thank you for this.
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#a8d1ff
The Ancient One
Name Colour
pumpkin pie
what if i fall? but my dear, what if you fly?
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Post by pumpkin pie on Aug 28, 2016 20:36:22 GMT -5
(;
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:40:22 GMT -5
My hometown once had a pun contest, I submitted 10 in hopes that I would win the prize. No pun in ten did.
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Post by Penguin ~ ❄ on Aug 28, 2016 20:46:08 GMT -5
Hello
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 20:54:46 GMT -5
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day.
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Post by Penguin ~ ❄ on Aug 28, 2016 20:58:40 GMT -5
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day. Brilliant. Just brilliant. I actually found most of these puns to be pretty clever.
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Post by lazy penguin on Aug 28, 2016 20:59:11 GMT -5
Please. I need more bad puns.
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Post by kiwi cheesecake on Aug 28, 2016 21:00:33 GMT -5
How to defeat your enemies: Chop off their feet. I don't get this one so I'm just dying right now halp
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Post by kiwi cheesecake on Aug 28, 2016 21:01:21 GMT -5
OH WAIT
DE-FEET
CHOP OFF THEIR FEET
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CAN FINALLY LIVE IN PEACE
*flies up to heaven*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2016 21:02:15 GMT -5
o boi i love crappy puns
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 28, 2016 21:06:52 GMT -5
Please. I need more bad puns. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
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