Post by WyrmTime on Jun 18, 2020 17:39:13 GMT -5
I’ve working on and off of this thing for months now and like I’m kinda of proud of it? I thought it’d would be worth posting here.
For context the story is primarily told through text messages between two characters with the occasional described video. Constructive criticism is always valued but I really don’t care much about this world or the characters at all so give me a bit of a break.
heres the actual story. Also if your curious the working title is Lola.This took so freaking long to censor omfg
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5:36
“Why is your nose bleeding.”
“How tf do you know about that”
“I was out on a job on the surface and you and your school happened to be along the way.”
“creep.”
“Well, I am Satan.”
“Anyway who did it and and are they still breathing?”
“How’d do you know someone “did it” I could just be really horny.”
“Don’t distract me with false hornieness, fool. who did it?
“But don’t say your horny your like 13, lol,”
“I will never say I’m horny ever again if you promise to stop using text abbreviations”
“Deal. Who needs to be punished”
“Duke Wellington or some crap.”
7:08
“One of Dukes legs may be broken”
“To be fair I didn’t kill him”
Nothing
“Sorry”
“Apology accepted.”
“Just don’t go that far though, Next time just kick him in the nuts k?”
“k.”
10:46
“Hey red guy I got my next hit.”
“Hmm”
“Mark burns”
“Who is he and what’s his crime?”
“he’s a **** from my dads work, none.”
“You know I can’t kill without a crime.”
“I’m not asking you to kill him, just stalk and potentially torture him for info”
“K how long do I have to be at it.”
“Until you got enough out of him.”
“On it.”
“Keep me updated.”
Next day
“He’s in forest hell.”
“What?”
“You know the forest where we fought a demon IRL”
“What did you just promise?”
“**** off, he look like he is looking for something or, waiting for something”
“Probs gonna try to interrogate him when he tries to leave.”
“WHAT DID I JUST SAY”
“PROBS IS A SPOKEN ABBREVIATION, LOLA.”
“SPOKEN MY ASS.”
“Well sh*t, something actually relevant happened, he dropped an ID card”
“I’m not forgetting this.”
“Why did you say an ID card don’t you mean his ID”
“Nope, unless you’ve been lying to me and he’s actually gay woman from Canada that forgot to shower the month the photo was taken.”
“Definitely.”
“How d’know he’s/she’s gay.”
“Pixie cut and flannel, duh.”
“**** this I’m interrogating him.”
“Record it”
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5:07
Lucifers phone
Visuals are negative.
*snapping of fingers followed sound of swooshing*
LUCIFER: Hey buddy, watcha doing in the forest?
*15 or so seconds later*
MARK: Excuse me?
LUCIFER: I’m curious, humour me.
MARK: Who are you again?
LUCIFER: A friend silly! Now tell me, please.
MARK: I rather not say.
*clicking noises*
*more swooshing*
MARK: W-wha?
LUCIFER: Guns really!?! So unfashionable.
*Even more swooshing noises*
LUCIFER: Now friend before I rip your hucking guts out, tell me what are you doing in this notoriously hellish forest looking like your waiting for your demon tinder date to arrive.
MARK: *laughs* I see your insults never got any better since the last time we met.*choking sounds* Never thought the devil would Fight against you own kind. Too much time with the humans, I say.
LUCIFER: Motherhucker
*demonic and torturous sounds*
LUCIFER: Mammon
MARK (?): oOOo the demon king thinks I’m the great Mammon! Ha!
LUCIFER: Impus, tell me why the **** are you, a Minion of goddamn Mammon, on the overworld
IMPUS: You think we’d be content down in that sh*t hole? We’re the beginning of the revolution, whether your backing us up or not.
Pause
IMPUS: The seven shall rule.
LUCIFER: Impus NO
IMPUS: IMPUS YES
*more demonic and torturous sounds followed by hissing and slithering noises.*
LUCIFER: Well shit.
Cuts off*
5:20
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5:36
“What the ****”
“Context now.”
“Ok that mark guy is a demon”
“No sh*t Sherlock, who’s ‘Impus’”
“The ****iest demon in all of the underworld”
“Luci”
“A minion of Mammon. Known for its love of Turf wars and fights down below.”
“Cool. Ok. Now who the huck is Mammon?”
“One of the major players In said turf wars. A big fan of the seven.”
“The seven?”
“Like the seven deadly sins?”
“Yep.”
“So basically a major demon that apparently hates you is starting a revolution supporting the seven that wants this plane and the downfall of but all humanity?”
“What a great analysis. you should be an English teacher some day.”
“Don’t avoid the question, dumbass.”
“Yep.”
“HUCKING GREAT”
“Great indeed, my dear friend, pal.”
“It’s been like five minutes how are you already drinking”
“I’m and no t drinking I just auto crest. Yak on?”
“Huck you.”
“Fair.”
“So what are you going to do now?”
“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
“You’re on thin hucking ice”
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Time negative
Appears to be in some Christmas themed living room camera focused on a obese man in a Christmas sweater. He has a giant white beard and no visible weapons or defence.
BEARED MAN: Luci, is that really necessary?
*gestures towards camera*
LUCIFER: Yep, sorry big guy.
BEARED MAN: it’s fine, what’s this about?
LUCIFER: I’ve been in this plane for too long.
BEARED MAN: They’re starting another revolution aren’t they.
LUCIFER: Yep.
Bearded man shows visual discomfort and disappointment
BEARDED MAN: Luci,
LUCIFER: come on bhramy, please?
BEARDED MAN: Its Santa.
LUCIFER: Huck that twink name you’ll always be Abraham, but seriously.
ABRAHAM: they use that name as a slur down there Luci, and no.
LUCIFER: You’re the most powerful demon hell has ever seen, more powerful than me, the hucking devil. You’d have no trouble taking down the seven.
ABRAHAM: I’m not going back down.
LUCIFER: For the sake of this hucking plane, please?
ABRAHAM: Luci this has happened before and you were fine. Why do you need me?
LUCIFER: ****, Bram,please?
ABRAHAM: No.
LUCIFER: Well then I guess we’re done here.
ABRAHAM: Really? Sara’s nearly done baking.
LUCIFER: Bye Bram.
ABRAHAM: *sighs* Bye Luci
————————————————————————————————————
“Hey kid I did a thing”
“Huck you”
“Please don’t, my offspring tend to be not nice people”
“Who?-“
“I’ll give you a hint: he’s not coming to town!”
“Did you do an interview with hucking Santa?”
“Who is apparently a hucking demon???”
“Yep and as I said don’t call him that he’s Abraham”
***
For context the story is primarily told through text messages between two characters with the occasional described video. Constructive criticism is always valued but I really don’t care much about this world or the characters at all so give me a bit of a break.
heres the actual story. Also if your curious the working title is Lola.
***
5:36
“Why is your nose bleeding.”
“How tf do you know about that”
“I was out on a job on the surface and you and your school happened to be along the way.”
“creep.”
“Well, I am Satan.”
“Anyway who did it and and are they still breathing?”
“How’d do you know someone “did it” I could just be really horny.”
“Don’t distract me with false hornieness, fool. who did it?
“But don’t say your horny your like 13, lol,”
“I will never say I’m horny ever again if you promise to stop using text abbreviations”
“Deal. Who needs to be punished”
“Duke Wellington or some crap.”
7:08
“One of Dukes legs may be broken”
“To be fair I didn’t kill him”
Nothing
“Sorry”
“Apology accepted.”
“Just don’t go that far though, Next time just kick him in the nuts k?”
“k.”
10:46
“Hey red guy I got my next hit.”
“Hmm”
“Mark burns”
“Who is he and what’s his crime?”
“he’s a **** from my dads work, none.”
“You know I can’t kill without a crime.”
“I’m not asking you to kill him, just stalk and potentially torture him for info”
“K how long do I have to be at it.”
“Until you got enough out of him.”
“On it.”
“Keep me updated.”
Next day
“He’s in forest hell.”
“What?”
“You know the forest where we fought a demon IRL”
“What did you just promise?”
“**** off, he look like he is looking for something or, waiting for something”
“Probs gonna try to interrogate him when he tries to leave.”
“WHAT DID I JUST SAY”
“PROBS IS A SPOKEN ABBREVIATION, LOLA.”
“SPOKEN MY ASS.”
“Well sh*t, something actually relevant happened, he dropped an ID card”
“I’m not forgetting this.”
“Why did you say an ID card don’t you mean his ID”
“Nope, unless you’ve been lying to me and he’s actually gay woman from Canada that forgot to shower the month the photo was taken.”
“Definitely.”
“How d’know he’s/she’s gay.”
“Pixie cut and flannel, duh.”
“**** this I’m interrogating him.”
“Record it”
————————————————————————————————————
5:07
Lucifers phone
Visuals are negative.
*snapping of fingers followed sound of swooshing*
LUCIFER: Hey buddy, watcha doing in the forest?
*15 or so seconds later*
MARK: Excuse me?
LUCIFER: I’m curious, humour me.
MARK: Who are you again?
LUCIFER: A friend silly! Now tell me, please.
MARK: I rather not say.
*clicking noises*
*more swooshing*
MARK: W-wha?
LUCIFER: Guns really!?! So unfashionable.
*Even more swooshing noises*
LUCIFER: Now friend before I rip your hucking guts out, tell me what are you doing in this notoriously hellish forest looking like your waiting for your demon tinder date to arrive.
MARK: *laughs* I see your insults never got any better since the last time we met.*choking sounds* Never thought the devil would Fight against you own kind. Too much time with the humans, I say.
LUCIFER: Motherhucker
*demonic and torturous sounds*
LUCIFER: Mammon
MARK (?): oOOo the demon king thinks I’m the great Mammon! Ha!
LUCIFER: Impus, tell me why the **** are you, a Minion of goddamn Mammon, on the overworld
IMPUS: You think we’d be content down in that sh*t hole? We’re the beginning of the revolution, whether your backing us up or not.
Pause
IMPUS: The seven shall rule.
LUCIFER: Impus NO
IMPUS: IMPUS YES
*more demonic and torturous sounds followed by hissing and slithering noises.*
LUCIFER: Well shit.
Cuts off*
5:20
————————————————————————————————————
5:36
“What the ****”
“Context now.”
“Ok that mark guy is a demon”
“No sh*t Sherlock, who’s ‘Impus’”
“The ****iest demon in all of the underworld”
“Luci”
“A minion of Mammon. Known for its love of Turf wars and fights down below.”
“Cool. Ok. Now who the huck is Mammon?”
“One of the major players In said turf wars. A big fan of the seven.”
“The seven?”
“Like the seven deadly sins?”
“Yep.”
“So basically a major demon that apparently hates you is starting a revolution supporting the seven that wants this plane and the downfall of but all humanity?”
“What a great analysis. you should be an English teacher some day.”
“Don’t avoid the question, dumbass.”
“Yep.”
“HUCKING GREAT”
“Great indeed, my dear friend, pal.”
“It’s been like five minutes how are you already drinking”
“I’m and no t drinking I just auto crest. Yak on?”
“Huck you.”
“Fair.”
“So what are you going to do now?”
“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
“You’re on thin hucking ice”
————————————————————————————————————
Time negative
Appears to be in some Christmas themed living room camera focused on a obese man in a Christmas sweater. He has a giant white beard and no visible weapons or defence.
BEARED MAN: Luci, is that really necessary?
*gestures towards camera*
LUCIFER: Yep, sorry big guy.
BEARED MAN: it’s fine, what’s this about?
LUCIFER: I’ve been in this plane for too long.
BEARED MAN: They’re starting another revolution aren’t they.
LUCIFER: Yep.
Bearded man shows visual discomfort and disappointment
BEARDED MAN: Luci,
LUCIFER: come on bhramy, please?
BEARDED MAN: Its Santa.
LUCIFER: Huck that twink name you’ll always be Abraham, but seriously.
ABRAHAM: they use that name as a slur down there Luci, and no.
LUCIFER: You’re the most powerful demon hell has ever seen, more powerful than me, the hucking devil. You’d have no trouble taking down the seven.
ABRAHAM: I’m not going back down.
LUCIFER: For the sake of this hucking plane, please?
ABRAHAM: Luci this has happened before and you were fine. Why do you need me?
LUCIFER: ****, Bram,please?
ABRAHAM: No.
LUCIFER: Well then I guess we’re done here.
ABRAHAM: Really? Sara’s nearly done baking.
LUCIFER: Bye Bram.
ABRAHAM: *sighs* Bye Luci
————————————————————————————————————
“Hey kid I did a thing”
“Huck you”
“Please don’t, my offspring tend to be not nice people”
“Who?-“
“I’ll give you a hint: he’s not coming to town!”
“Did you do an interview with hucking Santa?”
“Who is apparently a hucking demon???”
“Yep and as I said don’t call him that he’s Abraham”
***