Post by Rainstorm1026 on Dec 7, 2019 1:48:41 GMT -5
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain cat in the clans long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most kitties looked at him with terror and with fear
But to the she-cats he was such a lovely dear
He could talk to cats just like a leader
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of leader
Kitties would desire
TA-TA-TIGERCLAW!
Lover of Leopardstar!
And Sasha's a cat that really was gone
TA-TA Tigerclaw!
The clan's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled over ShadowClan and never mind Nightstar
But the battle moves he was really Wunderbar
In all affairs of clans he was the cat to please
But he was real great when he had she-cats to squeeze
For Leopardstar he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was an awesome leader
Who would help her clan
TA-TA TIGERCLAW
Lover of a ThunderClan Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
TA TA TIGERCLAW
The Clan's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his killing and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more kitties
The demands to do something
About this outrageous cat
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This cat's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the she-cats begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Tigerclaw had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some cats of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
TA TA TIGERCLAW
Lover of a rogue queen
They put some poison into his prey
TA TA TIGERCLAW
The clan's greatest love machine
He ate it all and said, "I feel great"
TA TA TIGERCLAW
Lover of Riverclan's chief
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ta-Ta Tigerclaw
The clan's famous love machine
So Scourge killed him 'till he was deaaad
This is just a parody. The real song is by Boney M
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain cat in the clans long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most kitties looked at him with terror and with fear
But to the she-cats he was such a lovely dear
He could talk to cats just like a leader
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of leader
Kitties would desire
TA-TA-TIGERCLAW!
Lover of Leopardstar!
And Sasha's a cat that really was gone
TA-TA Tigerclaw!
The clan's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled over ShadowClan and never mind Nightstar
But the battle moves he was really Wunderbar
In all affairs of clans he was the cat to please
But he was real great when he had she-cats to squeeze
For Leopardstar he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was an awesome leader
Who would help her clan
TA-TA TIGERCLAW
Lover of a ThunderClan Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
TA TA TIGERCLAW
The Clan's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his killing and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more kitties
The demands to do something
About this outrageous cat
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This cat's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the she-cats begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Tigerclaw had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some cats of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
TA TA TIGERCLAW
Lover of a rogue queen
They put some poison into his prey
TA TA TIGERCLAW
The clan's greatest love machine
He ate it all and said, "I feel great"
TA TA TIGERCLAW
Lover of Riverclan's chief
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ta-Ta Tigerclaw
The clan's famous love machine
So Scourge killed him 'till he was deaaad
This is just a parody. The real song is by Boney M