Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2016 17:58:13 GMT -5
-The story of a potato-
Once opon a time there was a potato. He was just an ordinary potato, with ordinary potato freinds. One day the potato realized how ordinary his life was. He was done being just an ordinary potato. First he needed a name. He thought and thought, but his potato mind was not capable of such an action. Suddenly he heard someone walk into the potato shack. It was the cat. "Cat! Cat! Over here!" The potato called, the cat turned her head. "mmmm, dinner!" The cat said licking her lips at the thought of baked potatoes "that's it!" The potato suddenly cried "dinner is definitely the best name ever!" Started, the cat ran away "no way am I eating a weird talking potato!". The potato was now content, for he now had a perfect name, 'dinner'. Dinner closed all his eyes and started to sleep, his dreams were full of potatoes.
Dinner awoke the next morning. I ought to roll away if I wish to be special he thought. So dinner set off, rolling down the road of victory. After a while of rolling, he saw the cat. "Hello cat! How is your day today?" He yelled out, "WHAT?! THE TALKING POTATO?! AAAAAHHH!!!" She screeched and ran away as fast as she could to the secret cat club in the basement. What's her problem? he thought.
"What? A talking potato?" Asked the cat general, the, she cat nodded, she had reported dinner to the SCC. "We must abolish this nuisance!" Cried the general, "it could be a hazard, if all the potatoes started talking, the world could, could... END! THATS WHAT IT COULD DO!" A roar of approval from the surrounding audience rang out, "yes" the general said, "we must kill this potato!"
Meanwhile, the not so ordinary potato, dinner was learning karate from the cow who lived down the street. By the time the cats Finished plotting, he had mastered the art, as he was special.
The cats planned to place a sneak attack on dinner, they had surrendered him and were about to pounce. "Thank you sensei." Dinner said to the cow, "you're welco-" "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!" The cow was cut of as thousands of cats swarmed at dinner. "KILL THE POTATO! OR WE WILL ALL EXPLODE!" The general yelled. The cow now Alert turned toward the cats. Dinner rolled in front of her, "it's ok sensei, let me proove myself to you". Cow nodded, "you are ready". Suddenly the dinner jumped into the air "SUPPER POTATO KICK!", and with that he had sent 7 cats flying. Then dinner hit the ground, sending huge tremors towards a group of terrified cats. "RAINBOW POWER!!!" Dinner yelled, suddenly an array of rainbows shot out of all his eyes, piercing the remaining cats. "It can't be..." The cow whispered, "he has mastered the power of the potato...". The potato then hit the ground. Cow ran over to him, "dinner..." It was too late. He was dead. "A potato can only handle so much... This is the fate of all potatoes who master the power of the potato." The cow mumbled. "Goodbye, my freind. You were the best student a karate cow could ask for." She looked down at him, and all she saw now was a cold lifeless potato. A cold lifeless and delicious potato... She lowered her head and took a bite, "oh my gosh, this is so good..." She took another bite, and another, untill he was gone. "It's what he would have wanted." She mumbled to herself. After all, he was just a potato.
a potato can only handle so much.
story completely by me, no part of it was really inspired by anything, any relation to other stories is completely coincidence. Let me know if you're would like more stories like this.
Just so you know, I didn't really have a plan for this, I just made it up as I wrote. The power of boredom can be great sometimes.
Once opon a time there was a potato. He was just an ordinary potato, with ordinary potato freinds. One day the potato realized how ordinary his life was. He was done being just an ordinary potato. First he needed a name. He thought and thought, but his potato mind was not capable of such an action. Suddenly he heard someone walk into the potato shack. It was the cat. "Cat! Cat! Over here!" The potato called, the cat turned her head. "mmmm, dinner!" The cat said licking her lips at the thought of baked potatoes "that's it!" The potato suddenly cried "dinner is definitely the best name ever!" Started, the cat ran away "no way am I eating a weird talking potato!". The potato was now content, for he now had a perfect name, 'dinner'. Dinner closed all his eyes and started to sleep, his dreams were full of potatoes.
Dinner awoke the next morning. I ought to roll away if I wish to be special he thought. So dinner set off, rolling down the road of victory. After a while of rolling, he saw the cat. "Hello cat! How is your day today?" He yelled out, "WHAT?! THE TALKING POTATO?! AAAAAHHH!!!" She screeched and ran away as fast as she could to the secret cat club in the basement. What's her problem? he thought.
"What? A talking potato?" Asked the cat general, the, she cat nodded, she had reported dinner to the SCC. "We must abolish this nuisance!" Cried the general, "it could be a hazard, if all the potatoes started talking, the world could, could... END! THATS WHAT IT COULD DO!" A roar of approval from the surrounding audience rang out, "yes" the general said, "we must kill this potato!"
Meanwhile, the not so ordinary potato, dinner was learning karate from the cow who lived down the street. By the time the cats Finished plotting, he had mastered the art, as he was special.
The cats planned to place a sneak attack on dinner, they had surrendered him and were about to pounce. "Thank you sensei." Dinner said to the cow, "you're welco-" "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!" The cow was cut of as thousands of cats swarmed at dinner. "KILL THE POTATO! OR WE WILL ALL EXPLODE!" The general yelled. The cow now Alert turned toward the cats. Dinner rolled in front of her, "it's ok sensei, let me proove myself to you". Cow nodded, "you are ready". Suddenly the dinner jumped into the air "SUPPER POTATO KICK!", and with that he had sent 7 cats flying. Then dinner hit the ground, sending huge tremors towards a group of terrified cats. "RAINBOW POWER!!!" Dinner yelled, suddenly an array of rainbows shot out of all his eyes, piercing the remaining cats. "It can't be..." The cow whispered, "he has mastered the power of the potato...". The potato then hit the ground. Cow ran over to him, "dinner..." It was too late. He was dead. "A potato can only handle so much... This is the fate of all potatoes who master the power of the potato." The cow mumbled. "Goodbye, my freind. You were the best student a karate cow could ask for." She looked down at him, and all she saw now was a cold lifeless potato. A cold lifeless and delicious potato... She lowered her head and took a bite, "oh my gosh, this is so good..." She took another bite, and another, untill he was gone. "It's what he would have wanted." She mumbled to herself. After all, he was just a potato.
a potato can only handle so much.
story completely by me, no part of it was really inspired by anything, any relation to other stories is completely coincidence. Let me know if you're would like more stories like this.
Just so you know, I didn't really have a plan for this, I just made it up as I wrote. The power of boredom can be great sometimes.
