Post by Sparrow on Jul 29, 2016 22:52:37 GMT -5
What if brambleclaw wasn't born? starclan would have to find a new way to save the clans from the twolegs! and squirrelflight would grow up differently...and so would leafpaw, who would never become leafpool. crowpaw wouldn't become crowfeather and greystripe might not have been taken by twolegs. this is my spoofy version of what would happen if starclan chose some Loners to save the clans.
A Rocky Foundation
This comic is in black and white because it would take way too long to color it
Characters:
Devin
a dark sullen tom who dislikes anything cheerful. especially rocky. he is, however, loyal to this band of loners for no particular reason.*note* to make it easier to see, he isn't colored black in the comic.
Rocky
a ditzy bizarre pyro maniac, rocky is quirky and in Devin's opinion, completely insane, Rocky has a strange attachment to twoleg things that explode and loves company. he's strong and smart, but doesn't express these traits very well, unless he's pickpocketing a lighter or throwing a ten pound weight onto an unsuspecting cat.
Niko
the 'leader' of the ragtag band. he's patient...i guess and always questioning why he even tries to keep things together when rocky can tear anything apart. he's stern and serious, but cares deeply for all the cats in the group. except maybe devin, but he still tries to be nice. he doesn't fear anything but the attention of a cute she-cat.
Nadia
she's the innocent cute she-cat who seems a little shy, but nice. she's sweet pretty and could get any tom wrapped around her finger....except rocky. since rocky has no interest in she-cats she's in a bind because she is enthralled by the insane tom. she thinks his vacant stare is 'thoughtful contemplation' and firmly believes the his short attention span is the sign of a genius.
Ryn
she is rocky's sister and is embarrassed that her brother's so weird. a outspoken she-cat, she has made her love for Niko clear... only niko doesn't appear interested in a relationship. she is easily frustrated when niko goes out of his way to avoid her. she's a bit of a scaredy cat.
Say hello
Nothing and Love
My Cell Phone
Hiding from Ryn
frying pans sort of scare me....
the prophecy
and so it begins....
are you listening?
not real good, but the next one is great!
First class
poor niko doesn't know a con artist when he sees one.
making dirt
he didn't even go.
intruder!
devin has this muscle spasm in his paw. XD
You LOST him?!
devin once left rocky in a science lab...
omsc i just noticed this, but it's supposed to say 'were' not 'we'. *facepalm*
Shock
XD suprise!
Firestar
yeah, that's them
Swarm
lawl
Dustpelt
lol 
Rocky's Destiny! o.o
yeah, they don't believe it.
Say whaaaat?!
niko still doesn't believe it.
twolegs
that story also included a shotgun and a broom.
Major General Rocky
CHILI PEPPERS!!! XD
Devin doesn't like Kits
i'm not so sure why niko is brushing his teeth... o.o
Make him Stop!
quick before mousefur decides to chuck the kit back at Rocky. XD
Squirrelpaw
whew! finally the computer stopped freezing on me!
Prey
my little sister threatened to burn this when she saw it. lol she's in love with frogs XD
Firestar's greatest Shame
Rocky is officially ****zing out. XD
Zombie Cat
idea submitted by Emberwood
Legendary Moment
*gasp!* devin smiled!
Flamming Fish
Rocky....put down the lighter...
What'd you find?
don't make me say it again.
Rats
oh, wait is Rats Plural? Oops i lied
Genius
I support solar powered shrapnel Shooters.
It happens
oooh, yeah! how could it slip your mind that Rocky can build weapons of war from scraps?
Shadowclan Pride
bleah, next one will be better. sorry about the paper color.
hukilau
poor firestar XD
Monsieur Beetle
O.o
Patrol
idea submitted by _____________ < insert name here lol
Conscience
sorry the hand's failed
Don't eat that.
hey! i told you not to eat that!
Happy Birthday!
too, bad it's not devin's birthday. O__o
Jealous?
yes...What are you doing?
And so....
yes, yellowfang is an elder ;P
...Until The Gathering
*face palm* I couldn't remember who was windclan's leader! DX
Heavystep
tallstar is blue o3o heavystep is deaf >.< and rocky... is rocky
Technical Difficulties
Buy Now only $4000!!! X3 sideeffects include: irritation, pessimism, grumpiness and possible violent outbreaks in behavior; not to be used by queens
why never to let Rocky have a lighter
niko had a run in with some angry medicine cats.
We have no food.
at all.
Our only Hope
enter hawkfrost 
Hawkfrost
i love that face
We have problems
BIG problems
Lovey dovey Moment
Not.
Bonding
Leafpaw's a bit clueless
Happy Fourth
yeah, it's not the fourth, but why would Rocky care?
For Victory!
more but kicking later
The Rescue
Warning: Corny humor in the future approaching
They GOT him...
They got greystrip! NUUUUUUUUU!!!
Epicness
this page goes to Led Zeppelin's 'immigrant song' X3
I have a Plan
this is going nowhere good fast
Firestar's Secret
No comment needed
I'll handle It
Come on, Devin's got this handled
Go Fish
Look! trees! BONUS POINTS!
Cars Zoom
but Trucks Vroom X3
Overdrive
poor cop. he can't eat his doughnut in peace D:
Rearview Mirrors
devin doesn't care :3
Evacuation
time to ditch the truck.
Transportation
firestar is misunderstood.
Responsibility
he feels guilty and horrified.
Greystripe
is finally rescued.
Connect me Operator
to the biggest twist of all (if you've also been reading the rocky star profiles) there. i guess i can let you hang >3
Yossie
you are likely to be confused for the next couple pages I can't believe i forgot to put in the panel lines!
Firestar doesn't like Bloodclan
no the best first impression
Greetings
more tomorrow
Miscommunication
honestly i just wanted to draw a cat getting punched.
Don't Sneeze
Gah! you're gonna sneeze aren't you??? >( Oh and that cat with the donut is cloudtail. and no i don't know how he got there.
The McDonald Communist
I don't think Rocky even knows the meaning of that word, but Jil...Oh the stories she'll be able to tell.
The Great Return
When faced with a crisis the leaders gathered to make a plan. Thornclaw and Cinderpelt, despite Leafpaw's protests, represented Thunderclan.
It's Raining
the motorcycle's in a tree i think
It's Pouring
hee hee, the real reason her name is Squirrelflight!
A Shadowclan welcome
Blackstar: Don't touch me, firestar. -_-
Ugly Contest
Cloudtail's a troll.
Halloween Comics:
Cloudtail.
Swiftpaw holds a grudge.
D-Angel
Firestar still no likey waffles
Cloudtail has a point. -3-
Bon Fyre
good thing Niko just happened to have that bucket of water with him.
Impress Me
Worse than fish suits are *@#&! computers that refuse to work.
Copycat
Nadia: oooooh, I want to hit you right now. 
Rocky Elvis: Thank you, thank you very much. 
Dark Forest
And so ends our Halloween pics.
Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving guys, and (o.e) eh, I need to work on my forever alone faces.
Thornclaw's Confession
Been meaning to post this one.
Bad Times
it must be getting bad is Blackstar and Firestar are getting along. (if you call this getting along)
Dynamite
cue the explosions.
Blackstar's In
Blackstar in panel three: >:3 do I sense mutiny...?
Don't Help us
Assist us. And then wallow in your pathetic guilt for not helping. (Blackstar has very low expectations about Thunderclan. Firestar in particular.)
Santa Claus in a song
probably not the best choice of Song
Prep Time
Emotions? Nah, Rocky's face is just twitching.
Lighters
Pretty fire....and where does he get those?
Shadow
A new character, Shadow: a black and white tom with blue eyes.
Oh. THAT problem.
Yossie has lived by one rule in his life: Don't hit girls. And it's worked out very nicely for him in him opinion.
Block o' Text
Yes, be considerate, go kill each other in a closet away from me.
Out
what? he's gone? No, He'll be back, I promise.
An Interesting Development
Yup.
Trust
Niko Panel 7: I mean, you knew exactly what you were doing when you tried to climb up the wall of a twolegnest by dipping your paws in honey and we all know how that turned out.
Time to Begin
sorry for the wait.
A Sudden Change
....in style. Just for a page
February Special
Sorry to interrupt this comic, but February and Valentines Day have radically shaken this comic into a flashback. Please hold.
Snowboarding
error detected. Normal comic will resume.
Emergency Fish
The Jig is Up
Niko: Pain.
Animal Control Isn't Going to Cut it
Sorry for delays, more will be added later today
He's Back
What? You thought Blackstar was going to rely on Thunderclan cats? He doesn't like them that much. (he mostly just keeps them around for giggles)
Screwdrivers Are Powerful
ludicrous.
Rocky Can Read Minds
yeah, so. You didn't expect that did you? Niko, the best actor ever. Next to Rocky anyway. Unless acting the exact opposite of how you feel is normal. Oh wait, it is.
It Broke
Tis broken. Dat twoleg stepped on it.
Solutions
Do it yourself. Solves everything. That and duct-tape.
I Look So Cool
Oh, yeah. he lit the dynamite without looking. Jealous.
Hopes and Dreams...
...CRUSHED.
Heaven
For all Pyros, you know it is. Explosions. I love em. <3 (man, it came out small)
Teleportation is Real
Rocky in panel Six: What??? Craziness that I didn't know about???? WHAT IS HAPPENING??!!!
(also, ghosts can teleport. Evil ghosts from the warriors series can also physically touch cats. Thus they can teleport other cats.)
April Fools Day
updated a day early since I won't be on tomorrow.
Pressing Questions
Quite honestly, Firestar doesn't want to die and then be welcomed to Starclan by Rocky.
Oh and while Bluestar and my new favorite starclan cat, Spyclaw, are searching the stars for Rocky, Cinderpelt is getting a headache from all the panicking.
Two Weeks Later
Lies
the dog is a lie. Oh and the only reason this page was made is for future plot development. I hope it was funny enough for you guys.
Epilogue
And remember Horse manure is flammable.
The End.
Continue the story in A ROCKY DESTINY
