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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2016 17:47:27 GMT -5
make sure to censor out The Swearies
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Post by d a y d r e a m ✪ on Aug 17, 2016 17:52:12 GMT -5
omg i was literally thinking about making this thread last night stop copying me and find ur own fame sweaty ://///////////
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Post by Ginz on Aug 17, 2016 17:56:09 GMT -5
[the entire alphabet backwards between Webnose & Lightflame and myself] me: **** you guys im out
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Post by aeiou on Aug 17, 2016 17:57:15 GMT -5
here r some snippets from a recent text convo im too lazy to screenshot / censor
"have u seen that post where the guys like 'ur butthole is warm enough to boil an egg' and the other guys like 'im not folling for this again' thats u and ur watermolons" "go go gadget gams" "why does billy want breast implants" *send me a picture of a literal corndog* "dood look it looks like a seal" "*wakes up in a cold sweat at night* RANDY YOUR STICKS"
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Post by d a y d r e a m ✪ on Aug 17, 2016 18:02:56 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2016 18:06:18 GMT -5
i wish i could contribute bc i have AWESOME ones but uploading and posting via mobile is too hard and it's not syncing properly soooo
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Post by aeiou on Aug 17, 2016 18:09:00 GMT -5
tag yourself im "thats my pathetic name dont wear it out"
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woobiewooooo
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im not physically good at anything, aside from yelling a lot.
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Post by woobiewooooo on Aug 17, 2016 18:15:12 GMT -5
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Post by Sherk on Aug 17, 2016 18:15:32 GMT -5
Me: That'd probably destroy Glad. Me: He'd have to change his name to Sad.
G: Maybe he'll feel a need to avenge her G: And name himself Mad G: Or maybe he'll think it's soooooo cool G: And name himself Rad G: Maybe he'll be a father one day G: And be Dad
F: Or maybe he'll be a knight one day and be Clad in armor.
G: Gah G: This is all so Bad
F: *intense screaming*
T: Sher look at what you've done.
G: The Fad will end someday
F: And when it does, I'll be Glad.
Me: Oh! We gone full circle!
G: Now that's Sad.
F: Don't get Mad though F: You just gotta stay Rad F: And maybe one day be a Dad Clad in armor F: Don't feel Bad now the Fad is over F: Just stay Glad.
Me: Y'know, he's got a yello bow at the moment, but I think Glad would look great with a Plaid one.
G: Now that's Bad.
Me: Glad should be Clad with a Plaid bow.
F: He'll be a Sad, Mad Dad Clad in Plaid.
Me: Named Glad.
I have loads more with this group. It's all super Bad.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2016 18:21:21 GMT -5
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Post by Sherk on Aug 17, 2016 18:23:24 GMT -5
That dog is ded inside.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2016 18:23:41 GMT -5
ok here's some;;
Me:I'm not putting cheese on my body. Whipped cream maybe that can do whatever it wants it's the best food. I have a huge food crush on whipped cream idk ________
Me:"I probably taste like chocolate right now Person:-"and sexiness" Me:"If that has a flavor yes I probably taste like that also" ________
Me:"What should my username be? Person:-"idk something that sounds like you. SpineSmasher"" ________
Me:"I'm not giving you Canadians Person:-"I like Canadians"" _______
Person:""-I'm Little Daddy because I can do what Nick does"" _______
Me:"You never list my bad traits which is probably better for your health but it's also disconcerting" _______
Person:""-Patience -Patience -Patience -Patience -Patience" Me: I'm going to roll you up in a carpet and lay you face down in a shallow creek. What???? Person:-"I love you"" _________
Me:"what is your favorite non-me food" ________
Me:"I feel like that's an acceptable representation of male anatomy and its many horrors Person:-"It's more just a shapeless repulsive vile creatute" Me:Exactly???" _______
Me:"yay now i can be a model Person:-"yes you're perfect" Me:"they'd spend so much money on photoshop they'd fire me Person:-"yeah if they left you unedited there'd be tons of "unreasonable beauty standards" complaints""
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Post by Sherk on Aug 17, 2016 18:25:20 GMT -5
I really hope none of the people involved in these are looking at this thread right now,![](http://i.imgur.com/zXYs6uy.jpg)
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Post by Sherk on Aug 17, 2016 18:30:03 GMT -5
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Post by swanwhisper on Aug 17, 2016 18:31:13 GMT -5
"I snorted my freaking Kronos out (name) uses her gill to achieve Maximum Succ" is this dirty though omg. I'll remove if it is though just in cAse,
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2016 18:49:25 GMT -5
who are these people and why are they not me what the h*ck ONE OF THEM IS YOU OMG loser why aren't you remembering our conversations </3 you're the "what's your favorite non-me food"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2016 21:09:55 GMT -5
BUMP BECAUSE I LOVE THESE
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Post by Sherk on Aug 17, 2016 21:12:41 GMT -5
Maybe I'll post the rest of the train one? It devolved into a bunch of train jokes leaning to the slightly inappropriate side.
Or I have a buncha different ones with the same people.
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Post by ๖ۣۜCrossroads on Aug 17, 2016 21:21:48 GMT -5
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Post by nagito snowmaeda on Aug 17, 2016 21:34:51 GMT -5
@roswell [12:54:55 AM] quinn: hey guess what [12:55:03 AM] quinn: i'm gonna tell you a joke [12:55:06 AM] quinn: knock knock [12:55:09 AM] yuka: who's there [12:55:19 AM] quinn: WAIT **** [12:55:22 AM] quinn: I ****ED UP [12:55:24 AM] quinn: UH [12:55:26 AM] yuka: UH [12:55:27 AM] quinn: I DIDN'T SAY THAT [12:55:33 AM] yuka: WHAT ;; [12:55:38 AM] yuka: IS THIS THE JOKE [12:55:41 AM] quinn: why did the chicken cross the road [12:55:50 AM] yuka: to get to the other side [12:56:13 AM] quinn: **** i forgot the rest [12:56:15 AM] quinn: **** [12:56:17 AM] quinn: i'm dumb [12:56:20 AM] yuka: this is a great joke [12:56:22 AM] quinn: i'll tell you tomorrow [12:56:23 AM] yuka: 10/10 IGN im quinn ![:coolcat:](//storage.proboards.com/6575102/images/WEQojX9nT5mmkhatFZzf.gif)
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alyssa
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past accounts: echocave, bumblrbee
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Post by alyssa on Aug 17, 2016 23:15:05 GMT -5
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 17, 2016 23:34:13 GMT -5
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Post by ѕтaтιc ѕoυnd on Aug 17, 2016 23:36:04 GMT -5
J-"Help me catch one more stupid pidgey" Me-"I'm at work tho" J- "on my way"
J- "Um..." J- "She's a giant blunt" L- 8^P J- "What's actually going on though?" Me- "You would like to know wouldn't u"
-picture of calendar with death written on it- L- "Calendar for june" J- "Interesting schedule"
J- "apparently my phone is more of a toaster strudel than a twinkie" Me- "what" J- "nvm"
Me- "smh u should've added me first so I could kill her"
J- "Link start!" Me - "stop saoing me"
L- "lol I read that as Hunter Duckflame"
Me- "b**ch please, ur a pokemon trainer I'm a mother f****ng master."
L- "rip ur face jakboob i hope u get 360 noscoped by a pokemon."
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alyssa
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past accounts: echocave, bumblrbee
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Post by alyssa on Aug 17, 2016 23:42:23 GMT -5
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Post by Schtinky on Aug 17, 2016 23:43:44 GMT -5
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Post by ѕтaтιc ѕoυnd on Aug 17, 2016 23:47:53 GMT -5
i'm orange puff of disappointment
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Post by sea cat on Aug 17, 2016 23:48:37 GMT -5
"do you know what a sub is?" ):<
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Post by ѕтaтιc ѕoυnd on Aug 17, 2016 23:50:53 GMT -5
im also reasonably sized beverage container
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Post by sea cat on Aug 17, 2016 23:53:10 GMT -5
it was completely innocent i promise :'( u can cry all u want
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Post by cal ✩ on Aug 17, 2016 23:55:46 GMT -5
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